The pyros explode as Tourniquet plays.
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to Lockdown!
Joshman: We are just three days away from Resurrection, and there are no implications tonight!
Mister Mav: We can pretend that, but meanwhile we have an update of something that is important, Psiko took a nasty fall as Warzone went off the air, and he is not and will not be in the arena tonight.
Joshman: He should take the opportunity to get out and do errands.
Mister Mav: Like what?
Joshman: Shopping.
Mister Mav: You need to stop reading the script before shows.
"Bark at the Moon" hits to a pop, and Lone Wolf comes out on to the stage. He walks down the ramp, stopping about halfway for his pyros to explode. He continues to walk toward the ring, slapping a few hands, and those hands belong to young children, around age 13 or so. He climbs into the ring and awaits the arrival of his opponent.
Mister Mav: Here comes Lone Wolf who isn't too happy about
Arelas changing his original challenge, to Alan Fernandez.
Joshman: Oh boo hoo. All this is, is another excuse for him to leak
again, then try and cover it up by saying he was crying.
"Angel of Death" hits to a strong pop, and Arelas walks out on to the stage, wielding the Sword of Justice. He walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring, but before he can rise, Lone Wolf is already on the attack. Wolf kicks the sword out of the ring, and this match is underway. He whips Arelas into the ropes and goes for a back body toss, but Arelas hits a clubbing blow to Lone Wolf's back.
Joshman: You know this is all just further evidence that Arelas is a terrible commissioner after all. I don’t think he left any of the challenges intact, for tonight.
Mister Mav: Well he is the commissioner, and he does have
full booking power.
Joshman: And your point is?
Arelas grabs Lone Wolf by the head and sets him up for a suplex, but holds him up. He then just drops him. He picks him up again and whips him into the turnbuckle. He sets up Lone Wolf for the Redeemer but Lone Wolf counts and hits a Fisherman suplex on Arelas, off of the top rope, and both men are down.
Mister Mav: What a counter by the young rookie, Lone Wolf.
Joshman: Even I could of done that!
Mister Mav: Oh enough. Now, the first one to their feet will have the
clear advantage.
The ref is up to 6 and both men begin to stir. Lone Wolf is up first, then Arelas. Lone Wolf runs at Arelas and goes for the Wolf Charge but Arelas stops him in his tracks with a boot to the face, and Lone Wolf is back down.
Mister Mav: What a shot!
Joshman: Not that big of a deal, but hey, it's better than that luny trying to
shoot one of the superstars.
Mister Mav: Unfortunately, I have to agree.
Arelas picks up Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf counters with a roll up. 1...2..kick out! Arelas gets up quickly with a shocked look on his face, then goes pounding away on Lone Wolf. He lifts up Lone Wolf and goes for the Eternal Slam, but Lone Wolf floats over the back and shoves Arelas into the ropes. Arelas grabs hold of the ropes and Lone Wolf misses a dropkick.
Mister Mav: And the experience is taking control here,
Joshman.
Joshman: I really could care less about this match, because I strongly dislike
them both. But, if I have to choose, I would choose Lone Wolf.
Mister Mav: And why is that?
Joshman: ...
Arelas takes advantage of the downed Lone Wolf and comes off the ropes with the Angel Wings. He then locks in the Last Prayer. Lone Wolf is stretching toward the ropes, but they are centimeters out of reach, and Lone Wolf has no choice, and is forced to tap out.
Winner: Arelas via Submission.
Mister Mav: And another heartbreaker for the young rookie.
Joshman: I saw it coming all along.
Psiko is shown shopping at the supermarket, using crutches after suffering injuries as a result of being thrown off a balcony by fans. He hobbles along, nudging his cart with his chest. He heads towards a box of Wheaties, the last box left, but someone wearing a Phoenix t-shirt cuts him off and starts to pick it up.
Psiko: Hey, that’s mine!
The fan turns and sees Psiko.
Psiko: You’re one of them, aren’t you. You threw me from the balcony, now you steal my cereal?
Fan: Huh? What, no, I—
Psiko suddenly takes one of the crutches and slams the man in the chest with it, then tosses the other crutches away and hits the fan repeatedly with it. Psiko drops the crutch and picks up the box, then turns and a crowd of people are staring at him.
Young Girl: Aren’t you supposed to be injured.
Psiko: Um…shut up!
Psiko tosses the box in the cart and pushes it down the aisle.
"Fallen Angel" hits to a strong pop as Triple M descends from atop the titantron, pausing on the stage to revel in the cheers. He makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring, climbing atop a turnbuckle to signal to the crowd. "Phucking Phreak" hits to strong heat as Alan Fernandez walks out onto the stage, the Tag Title draped over one shoulder and the Mallet of Doom slung across the other. He darts down the ramp, dropping both items outside the ring as he slides in. He takes Triple M down with a body tackle, following through with a mounted punch. He pummels away at Triple M's face, but Triple M manages to catch his fist and headbutts Alan, causing the tag champ to release the hold. Both men get to their feet and they lock up. Triple M pulls Alan into a hammerlock, but Alan hits a hip toss that sends Triple M crashing to the mat. Matt is up and the two lock up once more, and this time Matt overpowers Alan, lifting him into a screwdriver.
Alan is a little slow getting to his feet this time, and Matt capitalizes by charging in with a clothesline that flips Alan onto the mat. Matt goes to lock in an anklelock, but Alan rolls through and kicks Matt in the face. Triple M staggers back, holding his nose as Alan pops back onto his feet. Alan charges into Triple M, taking him down with a headscissors. Alan floats into a pinfall, but Triple M kicks out after two. Alan pulls Triple M back to his feet and hits a knee smash before knocking Matt's legs out from under him. Alan stares at Triple M, and then locks in Silence is Golden! Alan has Metalhead matt Marauder in Silence is Golden! Matt reaches for the ropes, stretching with all his might! Veins begin to show themselves through his straining effort, and he finally grabs the ropes, sweat pouring down his face as he struggles to catch his breath.
Triple M struggles to his feet, using the ropes as support. He stands, leaning up against the ropes as he catches his breath. He spins around, and Alan catches him in the chest with a superkick. Matt staggers into the ropes, coming off into a powerslam from Alan. Alan covers, but Triple M powers out just before three. Alan grabs Triple M and lifts him into a german suplex, but Triple M floats out and hits a full nelson suplex. Alan gets back to his feet and hits Matt with a right, and Triple M counters with a right of his own. The two men exchange blows, Alan backing Matt into a corner. Alan lifts Matt onto the turnbuckle, setting him up for a superplex, but Matt pushes Alan off the turnbuckle. Alan falls to the mat as Triple M leaps off for the Fallen Angel Splash, but Alan gets the knees up in time!
Triple M clutches his chest as Alan gets to his feet. Matt begins to struggle up, but Alan kicks him in the chest. Matt struggles to his feet again, and Alan kicks at his chest again, but this time Matt catches Alan's foot, hitting a dragon screw. Both men get back onto their feet, and Triple M lifts Alan into a piledriver. Alan is down, and Matt goes to lock in the Liontamer, but Alan rolls it into a small package. One...two...Matt kicks out! Both men get back onto their feet and Alan swings with a clothesline, but Matt ducks. Matt lifts Alan into a belly to belly overhead suplex, but Alan floats out and hits a reverse DDT.
Alan gets to his feet first, hitting a flipping neckbreaker on Matt. Matt struggles back onto his feet and Alan lifts him into Human Wreckage, but Matt floats out. Alan spins around and Matt lifts him into the Emerald Fusion, but Alan floats out and takes Matt down with a clothesline. Alan goes to lock in Silence is Golden, but Matt squirms out and knees Alan in the chest. Alan staggers back, and Matt lifts him into a death valley driver. He heads atop the turnbuckle to a mighty pop from the crowd, and hits the Fallen Angel Splash! Matt floats into the cover! One...two...THREE!
Winner: Metalhead Matt Marauder via Pinfall
The Supermarket
Psiko is coming down an aisle, and a shopper is climbing a ladder to get the last can of Cheese Spam.
Psiko: Mine!
Shopper: Eh?
Psiko climbs up behind the confused fan and grabs him, pulling him off the ladder and into the Touch of Insanity! Psiko heads back up the ladder and grabs the spam before tossing it in his cart and laughing down the aisle.
"Faint"
hits to stong heat and Fear makes his way. He climbs in the ring and gets a
mic.
Fear: You know, for
almost a year now, this little peon has been trying to get a win over me in
singles action, and frankly, it’s getting old. Tonight I will beat Red Fusion
once, and for all. You get your warm-up
tonight and then I finish you on Sunday.
So Fusion, since you can't use any weapons, you might as well quit
trying to find one to use, and just come on out.
Fear waits for a few
moments and nothing happens, but then In Time by Mark Collie hits and the fans
cheer, but Red Fusion is nowhere to be found.
Joshman: I knew it!
He is a no show!
Mister Mav: I
wouldn't count on that.
Joshman: What?
Mister Mav: Look.
Red Fusion comes out
of the crowd and nails Fear from behind with a hard clothesline.
Joshman: Oh how
cheap was that? Some champion, hitting his opponent from behind.
Mister Mav: I think
Fusion is just getting a measure of revenge for all the humiliation.
Joshman: Well it
certainly isn't Fear's fault for Red Fusion being a Fairy Cherry.
Red Fusion drops an
elbow on Fear and covers. 1...2...kick out! Red Fusion lifts Fear up and hits a
snap suplex. He picks Fear up again and whips him into the ropes. Fear comes
off and Fusion nails a thunderous spinebuster. He goes to pick up Fear but Fear
rolls him up, 1...2...kick out by Fusion!
Fusion hops up and as Fear gets up, Fusion nails a clothesline, and then
another. He grabs Fear and lifts him for the Train Wreck but Fear floats over
the back and hits the Numbing out of desperation. And both men are down.
Mister Mav: Both men are down!
Joshman: The first to his feet will have a critical
advantage.
In the ring, the
referee is up to 8 in his count, and both men begin to stir. Fear is pulling
himself up by the ropes and Red Fusion is slowly getting up. Fusion is up and
Fear is against the ropes, still doubles over. Fusion charges and hits the Derailer,
knocking Fear out of the ring.
Mister Mav: And the
Derailer connects on Fear.
Joshman: How can you
focus on this match?
Mister Mav: I get paid to?
Fusion goes and
leans on a turnbuckle, and waits for Fear to get in, as the referee begins to
count. He reaches 5 and Fear is climbing back into the ring. Fusion bounces off the ropes and goes for
another Derailer, but Fear sidesteps it and drops down, rolling Red Fusion up,
and the ref doesn’t notice Fear using the ropes for leverage, one, two, three!
Winner: Fear via Pinfall
Fear pops right out
of the ring and laughs up the ramp as Red Fusion can’t believe he got cheated
again.
Mister Mav: Fear
steals another win, and the New Blood are 0 for 2 headed into Resurrection!
Joshman: Speaking of
Resurrection, isn’t it time for the rundown?
Mister Mav: That it is, and the New Blood will try to
recover from this slump when they take on the Angels of Death and the Tag Team
Champions, the Freaks, in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match!
Joshman: That dubious frozen fool Iceman for some
reason gets a title shot, when he faces Ruff Rabbi for the Imperial Title, and
Jews rule.
Mister Mav: Killer Krash debuted on Warzone, and at
Resurrection he makes his Pay-Per-View debut, when he takes on Synn!
Joshman: JJ Massacre also makes his Pay-Per-View
singles debut, and he challenges Nomad for the Technical Title.
Mister Mav: Emperor is out of the Regime, but he’ll look
to take out its leader, as he faces Lock!
Joshman: Diablo defends the Cross-Hemisphere Title against
Dr. K in a Two out of Three Falls Match, and if necessary the third fall will
feature a Dictionary on a Pole!
Mister Mav: And then there is a main event, a match that
we’ve been waiting to see ever since Psiko made his return to LWF last year,
and he will defend the LWF Title at Resurrection against the legendary Phoenix
himself.
"My World" hits to strong heat as Lock walks out onto the stage, trenchcoat billowing as he looks out across the crowd. He makes his way down the ramp, sliding into the ring as "The Outlaw Torn" hits to decent heat. Nomad comes out onto the stage, the Technical Title around his waist. He is wearing a shirt that reads "I Made JJ Massacre Tap At Resurrection, 2004", the words written in a poor handwriting with a red marker. The crowd's jeers increase as they read his shirt, and an empty foam cup flies from the crowd, hitting Nomad in the shoulder as he heads to the ring. "Greed" hits to a strong pop as Emperor and JJ Massacre come out onto the stage, staring at their opponents. Lock is perched atop a turnbuckle, watching the two men walk down the stage. Emperor and Massacre slide into the ring as Lock flips backward, landing outside the ring as Massacre and Emperor attack Nomad, who has been isolated in the ring.
Mister Mav: Great teamwork there by Lock.
Joshman: Never mess with a man’s entrance routine.
Emperor staggers Nomad with a few hard rights as JJ sneaks behind, grabbing Nomad to lock in the Leash! Emperor slides out of the ring, standing on the apron to watch while Nomad struggles to reach the ropes. Lock slides into the ring, breaking the hold. Lock heads back toward his corner, but Emperor is in the ring and catches him! Emperor lifts Lock into the Death Bow! Death Bow to Lock! The ref pushes Emperor back toward his corner before checking on Lock. In the ring, Nomad reverses a JJ Massacre suplex into a Leash of his own! He has Massacre in the Leash, but JJ grabs the ropes! Nomad maintains the hold, refusing to let go! The ref warns Nomad that he will be disqualified if he doesn't let go, and then begins a three count. At two, Nomad releases the hold and JJ Massacre slumps to the ground. Nomad heads to the corner and tags in Lock, who drops an elbow on the prone Massacre.
Lock pulls Massacre to his feet, lifting him into a fireman's carry. JJ struggles back to his feet and Lock kicks him in the chest, setting up the Lockdown, but Emperor runs in and clotheslines Lock! The ref goes to herd Emperor back to his corner, and while the ref is distracted Nomad comes in and hits a double suplex on JJ Massacre. The crowd jeers, displaying their dislike for the underhanded tactics employed by Lock and Nomad. Nomad hops back out on the apron as the ref turns around, and Nomad waves at Emperor, a smug grin on his face as he taps on the turnbuckle.
Joshman: Everybody wave at Emperor!
Mister Mav: No.
Lock pulls Massacre to his feet, lifting him into a snapmare, followed by a sleeper hold. Massacre's arms slump to his sides as Lock tightens the hold. The ref lifts JJ's arm overhead before releasing it. The arm falls limply back to the mat, and the ref grabs it again, repeating the process. Once again, JJ's arm falls down to his side and the fans start to chant JJ's name, supporting the new star. The ref raises his arm overhead a third time, and this time JJ keeps his arm suspended in the air. He begins to get to his feet, and Lock continues to maintain the sleeper hold. JJ gets onto one knee, driving an elbow into Lock's gut. Lock maintains the hold, shaking his head wildly as the crowd's cheering increases. JJ elbows him again, and Lock loosens the hold. JJ is back onto his feet and elbows Lock a third time, and this time Lock loses his grip. JJ spins around, ripping into Lock with hard rights.
Lock staggers into the ropes, and JJ whips him across the ring, taking him down with a running neckbreaker. JJ pops back onto his feet, tagging in Emperor. Emperor hops into the ring as Lock is back on his feet, and Lock swings at Emperor. Emperor ducks the blow, hitting a suplex on the owner of the LWF. Lock slowly gets to his feet as Emperor waits patiently, and Lock walks right into the Lights Out! Emperor goes for the cover, but Lock is able to get his foot on the rope. Emperor lifts Lock up and whips him across the ring to a corner, and Emperor charges in after him. Lock gets a foot up into the face of Emperor, and then dives to the corner to tag in Nomad.
Mister Mav: Nomad into the ring now, and what a match this has been here tonight.
Nomad is in the ring, and locks up with Emperor. Emperor lifts him into a brainbuster, but Nomad floats out and hits a clothesline on Emperor. Nomad lifts Emperor onto his feet and hits a northern lights suplex. Emperor gets back onto his feet and whips Nomad across the ring, and Lock pulls his feet out from under him! Emperor falls face-first onto the mat, glaring back at Lock with an annoyed look on his face. Nomad lifts him to his feet and goes for the Leash, but Emperor elbows out and hits a powerbomb. Emperor tags in Massacre and slides out of the ring, stalking around the outside, chasing Lock. Lock meets him and the two trade blows.
Inside the ring, Nomad pulls JJ into a snap suplex, but JJ floats out and takes Nomad down with a bulldog. JJ goes to lock in the After Shock, but Nomad reverse it into the Leash! Outside the ring, Lock reverses a Death Bow, kicking Emperor in the chest and sets up the Lockdown! Lockdown to Emperor! Inside the ring, Nomad tightens his hold on JJ Massacre. Massacre reaches for the ropes, but they are too far away. Massacre makes a final, desperate lunge and grabs the ropes, breaking the hold. Lock goes to slide into the ring, but Emperor is back up and grabs Lock, spinning him into the Death Bow! Nomad goes to hit a powerslam on Massacre, but JJ floats out and hits the Fall Out! Nomad is down, and JJ locks in the After Shock! Nomad reaches for the ropes, but they are too far away! The crowd cheers as Nomad struggles to grab the ropes, but they are too far! Nomad taps out!
Winners: JJ Massacre and Emperor via Submission
A commercial is shown for LWF: Resurrection. The theme for Resurrection is Rest in Pieces by Saliva.
The Supermarket
Psiko is in the dairy aisle, when he spots the fan he hit with the crutch before, limping.
Psiko: You again!
Fan: What? No, wait.
Psiko shoves the fan down.
Psiko: You turned on me, you threw me off that balcony.
Fan: I’m from out of town!
Psiko: You punished me…face the People’s Punishment.
Psiko puts the fan into the People’s Punishment, and the fan screams in pain. Psiko releases the hold after several second and snickers as he gets to his feet.
Voice: Got milk?
Psiko turns around with a puzzled look on his face, and Phoenix clocks him right in the face with a gallon of whole milk. Psiko staggers away, his eyes wide in shock. He takes off and heads down the row of aisles, but Phoenix steps out from one and Psiko slips trying to reverse directions. Phoenix grabs him and shoves him into a display of paper towels. Psiko gets up after a few moments, staring around in confusion at the paper towels.
Phoenix: Psiko, do you happen to have any Grey Pouppon?
Psiko: What?
Psiko turns around, and Phoenix squirts his shirt with the mustard. Psiko stares down at the mustard, and then back up as Phoenix is holding a gallon of Poland Spring in his hand, and he smacks Psiko with it, knocking him down.
Phoenix: We’re gonna have to clean that up.
Phoenix opens the water and spills it all over Psiko, then opens a roll of paper towels are starts to drop pieces on Psiko, but Psiko swings his leg around and trips Phoenix up. Psiko gets to his feet and drags Phoenix along, then shoves him into a window in the frozen foods aisle, and Phoenix breaks through it. Psiko walks towards the camera and snatches it away, and the camera faces the ground for a moment, then turns to face Phoenix in time to see him fling a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream directly towards the camera.
Psiko: Ack!
The camera clatters to the floor. The wheels of a shopping cart go by, and the camera is picked back up, presumably by the camera man. Phoenix now has Psiko in the cart, and he shoves it towards a display of Pepsi cans, and the cans clatters all around, many falling on Psiko. Phoenix pulls the cart out and pushes it to the register, then rips Psiko out of the cart and onto the conveyor. Phoenix goes around to the other side of the register as the cashier gets out of his way, and he turns on the belt, moving Psiko onto the scanner. Phoenix grabs the store microphone.
Phoenix: Price check on sell-out.
Phoenix stares at Psiko for a few moments, then walks away, as the camera focuses on Psiko laying on the conveyor belt in pain.
End Show