THE ROCK

Finally The Rock has Come back to my web site!!Now shut up and read this now Hermy or The Rock will take your stupid little computer dust it off turn it sideways and stick it straight up your Candy ..ok I think you get the idea.As much as I dislike him I will admit The Rock is one of the best in the business on the mic.With his great Catchphrases and Funny one-liners big laughs is ensured when The Rock is around.The reason I dislike The Rock so much is because he is overated.He has been in some great feuds over the years(HHH 2000 best feud ever)but he has been in the Main Event spot for too long.The Rock should be put into The IC Title run for a while to get his Wrestling skills up and to get The IC Contenders over with the Fans.You see The Rock suffers from Stone Cold itis,You Know The old Punch,Punch,Punch,let opponent carry the match then Punch,Punch Punch,Finisher 1,2,3.Only two matches I have seen Rocky do more than 3 moves(Which is usually Rock Bottom,Spinbuster and DDT)In the Iron Man Match at Judgement Day and The WWF Championship Match at no mercy.What's even more dissapointing is that he runs his mouth saying he'll do anything to get The WWF Championship,but did he climb Hell in a Cell at Armaggedon,NO.Well Rock,anything means anything,Including climbing a 30 foot Structure after the 5 guys who climbed up.I was more looking Forward to seeing The Rock up there than the others.Rocky's Wrestling Skills have Improved over the last few weeks and He's been doing some decent moves(Suplex,Belly to Belly Suplex,Sharpshooter,DDT,Tilt A Whirl Driver,Spine Buster,Samoan Drop and Rock Bottom),But He now can't sell a thing,For example in The 4 way match a few weeks ago on Smackdown,Jericho,Big Show,Benoit and Rock.When Benoit did his Chops to Rock and Rock rolled across The Floor like he just broke a rib.Well at least that's better than Mr. No-sell Big Show.Do I like Rock?Yes and No.If He turns Heel Yes,He will be one of my favourites but for now he's in my hmmm list.So I'll leave you with one more thing....If Ya Smellllllllllllllllllllllll What The Rock is cookin'?

The Rock

• Real Name:Dwayne Johnson
• Name:The Rock
• Height:6'6
• Weight:275lbs
• From:Miami Florida
• Finisher:Rock Bottom
• Other Moves:The People's Elbow,DDT

Career Highlights:

• 5 Time World Wrestling Federation Champion
• 2 Time Intercontinental Champion
• 4 Time Tag Team Champion

List of Rock Quotes(Classics That I remember)

• Shut Up a minute Hermy
• The Rock Kick Your Candy Ass all over (Insert City Here)
• The Rock is Gonna Lay The Smackdown on all Your Candy Asses
• What is Your Name?......I'm Jos....It Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is!!!
• Then Billy,As Fear went through Your Body,Tears went down Your Cheeks and Piss Rolled down Your Leg!
• Instead Undertaker,of Taking your Eyes and Rolling them up into the back of Your Head,The Rock says,Take your entire 33 pound Head Turn it Backwards like The Exorsist,Have It Roll down your Back,Catch It with both your Hands,And Then Undertaker,The Rock Says,Take Your Own Head, and Proceed to Shove it Directly Up Your Candy Ass.
• Once Upon a Time,Many Many Many Many Years Ago,There was A Little Angle and a Little Regal...
• Rock Says What'cha Gonna do when the 24 ..No Wait That's not it That's not it,Thats Not It,Hold On Thats Not It,Oh This is it This is it,To Be The Man WOOOO You Gotta BE,No Wait That's Not It,That's Not It,OH,This Is it,OOOOOH Yeah D...Oh Dammit That's not it either Oh Wait This is It This is it,I am The Best there is The Best There Wa...No Wait That's Not it either,That Damn Sure Ain't It,THIS IS IT,The Most Electrifying Line In Sports Entertainment Today,If You Smeeeeeeeeeeeell What The Rock Is Cookin'!!!?
• Kane!?You Think you Impress the Rock when Your Music Hits,All The Lights Go Out,You Got Fire Coming outta The Posts,Fire Shootin' Outta Your Ass,You Got Fire Coming out of everywhere,Then all of a sudden You're doing Jumping Jacks,You're Happy,Because Kane can Talk,The Big Red Retard Can Finally Speak,Well Kane The Rock says This,He's In a Giving Mood Tonight You Come on Out Here,The Rock's Gotta Little Gift For ya,He'll Give You this Microphone Right Here,So You Can Talk In front of the Millions,Of Rock's Fans,Take Your Little Gimmick,Stick It To your Throat and say This,My Name is Kane,and I am a Roody Poo, Candy Ass!
• Weeeell It's The Big Slow