The end of time is referred to as the Apocalypse. At the end of time all things will be revealed for it's true worth. Nothing will remain. Apocalypse is a time of destruction and a time when things will end.

Tonight "One Man Machine" Chris Worrall and "Loose Cannon" Derek Lowe step in the ring for their first ever rematch since Genocide. Last time Chris Worrall walked away with awin and the NEW World Title. This time will Derek even the odds? Or will Chris show why he is the One Man Machine? Tonight their feud will come to an end.

Tonight "Bad Ass" Bryan Chase defends his title against "The Messiah" Adam Pimp. Last month at May Daze Chase secured the title witha little help from a mysterious Man In Black. Will the MIB help Chase out tonight or will he lend a hand to Adam Pimp? Or what if the MIB doesn't appear? WHat will become of both men then?

All four men will give their all, but in the Apocalypse all must be destroyed! The time has come....will these men end something? Or begin something?

The explosions and pyrotechnics begin for the NEW’s Apocalypse Pay Per View!

Phil Adonis: Welcome everyone to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada for Apocalypse!

John Blaze: Thank you all for ordering Apocalypse live on Pay Per View, I’m John Blaze!

PA: And I’m Phil Adonis! Here we go John, the opening of Apocalypse, you can cut the electricity here in Vancouver with a knife.

JB: Thank you Gorilla Monsoon for another cliché.

PA: Hey, don’t start with me from the beginning.

JB: Well anyway, introduce the guest commentator for this match Phil.

PA: Ok. Ladies and gentleman, we have a special treat for you. We have a special color commentator for this opening match, it’s KOKO B. WARE!!!!

The “Piledriver” song starts up and the fans get on their fans and cheer. Walking down the ramp is Koko B. Ware and his bird Frankie. Koko flaps his arms on his way to the commentator table. He places Frankie on a perch next to the announce table and sits down alongside Phil and John.

PA: Well as I said earlier, Koko B. Ware is the guest commentator for our opening match. Welcome to the broadcast position Koko.

Koko: Hey hey hey guys! I am so glad to be here tonight. Apocalypse is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, it will be better then sex!

JB: I wouldn’t go that far Koko.

In the ring now is Frank Shouurt to do our opening introductions!

Shoourt: Ladies and gentleman, I welcome everyone in the General Motors Place in Vancouver and all viewers watching on Pay Per View to APOCALYPSE!!!

The fans go wild!

Shawn King vs. Nick Orth

Shoourt: All matches tonight are sanctioned by the British Columbia Athletic Commission, and by New Era Wrestling, Jeff Benz President, Case Johnson Vice President, and Orenthal Walker Commissioner. And now, ladies and gentleman, the first match of the evening. Soon to be making his way down the aisle…. He is from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at 260 pounds, ladies and gentleman, “The Genetic Jackhammer” NICK ORTH!!!!!

The fans boo as “Your Disease” by Saliva plays. Nick Orth makes his way down to the ring and refuses to shake hands with the crowd. He gets into the ring to a myriad of booing and catcalls. He stands in the ring awaiting his opponent.

Shoourt: Also about to make his way down the aisle, he is from right here in beautiful Vancouver, he weighs 265 pounds, and he loves Canada and nowhere else, he is “The Canadian Crusher” SHAWN KING!!!!

The fans in Vancouver cheer the local boy is making good as “Rock and Roll Part 2” by Gary Glitter plays. Shawn King comes down the ramp and proudly displays his Canadian flag tattoo that he has. King gets into the ring to a very warm Canadian ovation.

PA: One of the few towns that will be cheering Shawn King.

JB: Anywhere south of this maple syrup wasteland, he’ll get booed.

The bell ding-a-lings and the show gets underway. Orth and King lock up. Orth places King in a headlock, but King quickly reverses out of it and places a standing hammerlock on Orth.

PA: We have two technical geniuses on display here gentleman.

Koko: Well, I like King, he is a former LTL World Champion, so I believe having had a previous title will help him in the long run.

King places more pressure on the hammerlock, but Orth throws an elbow into the face of King, breaking the hold. Orth then delivers a standing dropkick, knocking King from his feet. King slides out of the ring to buy some time, but Orth delivers a flying plancha onto King.

PA: A smart move by King to get out of the ring, but he did not anticipate a high flying move from Nick Orth!

JB: At Apocalypse, you must expect the unexpected.

Orth then Irish whips King on the outside, but King reverses it, and Orth crashes back first into the steel security railing. King then charges after Orth, but Orth gets out of the way and King runs right into the railing. Orth then grabs King and throws him face first into the ring post.

PA: These 2 are talking this to the outside big time!

Koko: At a big show like this, you have to fight like it is the last fight of your life, and these 2 technical wizards are doing what they have to do to win!

Orth rolls into the ring to break the count, but quickly rolls out. He grabs King and tries to Irish whip into the ring steps, but King reverses and Orth goes right into the ring steps! King then lifts the steps up and drops them onto Orth’s fallen body.

JB: This match has been brutal, more then I expected out of these 2!

King picks up Orth and bodyslams him onto the floor. King then throws Orth back into the ring and gets in himself. Orth has his head down and standing in the middle of the ring, so King does a nice kneelift on Orth. Orth crumples to the mat. King goes for the cover. 1….2…KICKOUT!!!

PA: Nick Orth staying with it, he is not giving up!

Koko: This kid just does not have a loss in his system!

King gets up and looks a little frustrated. He kicks at Orth’s body a couple of times and then goes to the outside. King climbs to the top rope and delivers the Kingdom Come, an elbow from the top rope.

PA: Stick a fork in him, he’s done.

1……2…….FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! The referee points to an extremely angry Shawn King that Nick Orth got his foot on the rope. Orth lays on the mat totally limp and with a small portion of his foot on the rope. King gets up and harasses the referee towards a corner of the ring. He then puts his hands on the referee and begins to yell at him.

JB: Yo, don’t be putting yo hands on the ref slapass! That could be DQ City right there!

As King continues to harass the referee, Nick Orth gets up from where he was laying near the rope and quickly rolls up King from behind. The ref counts. 1……2……..3!!!!!!!

PA: Oh, what a terrible mistake by Shawn King. He was too worried about a call made by the referee then he was about Nick Orth.

JB: Totally, he lost his cool and his concentration.

Shouurt: Ladies and gentleman, the winner of this bout…..Nick Orth!!!!

Orth celebrates as he leaves the ring to a chorus of boos. King continues to argue and yell with the referee.

PA: Well Koko, it was a true delight to have you at ringside for this encounter. Good luck to you and to Frankie in the future.

Koko: Thanks Phil and John for letting me be here at ringside, I will be backstage to watch the rest of this fantastic show.

Koko and Frankie exit ringside to a standing ovation as King and the referee argue all the way to the back.

The scene goes to backstage where Jane Freeze stands outside of “One Man Machine” Chris Worrall’s locker room. She knocks on the door and it eases open. Worrall is seen shadow boxing as Jane enters.

JF: Chris can I have a few words with you on your rematch with Derek Lowe?

CW: NO!

Chris Worrall escorts Jane out of his locker room and closes the door.

Tommy Crimson vs. Lance Tyler(c)


Regional Title Match

Frank Shouurt: Next is the Regional Title match, introducing first is the challenger, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 243 pounds….Tommy Crimson!!!

PA: He’s still with us???”

“I Disappear” plays as Tommy walks to the ring, just before he gets in the ring Lance Tyler gets out from under the ring with a lead pipe in his hand. He clocks Tommy upside the back of his head and then throws Tommy in the ring and climbs in himself as he tosses the pipe into the aisle.

PA: It’s legal!!! The bell never rang!!!”

JB: Yea, but that’s not playin fair.”

Lance then lays the boots onto Tommy. He picks him up and sends him off the ropes and hits a tilt a whirl back breaker. Lance then puts Tommy in a headlock but Tommy slips out before Lance can add pressure. Tommy then gets up but backs off into the corner. They move towards each other and lock up. Tommy gets the upper hand and backs Lance into the corner. Bob Simmons gets in between them and breaks it up. Tommy doesn’t back off and delivers a knife edge chop to Lance. Sure enough the die hard wrestling fans that Canadians are holler WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

PA: Almost brings a tear to my eye, this great land of Canada!!! I’m not leaving.”

JB: Would you stop sucking up to the Canadians???”

PA: Just because you’re not one must you “diss” them???”

JB: What???”

Tommy delivers another and sure enough the Canadians holler WHOOOOO!!! Tommy then sends Lance across the ring and into the other corner. Lance stumbles back and Tommy hits a neckbreaker on Lance. He goes for the pin. 1…2…Kickout!!!

JB: That was close.”

Tommy gets up and so does Lance. Tommy walks towards Lance but Lance showing some quickness gets around and hits his Reverse Snap Suplex out of desperation. The two men lay there as Bob Simmons starts the ten count.

PA: Good desperation move by Lance. Evens it out a little more.”

Bob Simmons gets to about 6 when both get up. Lance spears Tommy and then lays into him with some punches. Lance gets up and ascends the ropes. He attempts a corkscrew moonsault.

PA: That’s SETH’S FINISHER!!! What’s he doing???”

JB: He’s trying to rub it in at Seth.”

He hits the moonsault and goes for the pin. 1…2…Kickout!!! Suddenly Seth Tyler runs out from the back looking very pissed. He stands at ringside watching with a sadistic smile on his face. Lance sees him and points to him to go to the back. Seth starts to laugh as Tommy sneaks behind Lance and rolls him up. 1…2…Kickout!!!

JB: Tommy almost stole one there.”

Lance gets up and so does Tommy. Tommy stands near the ropes and Lance lunges at him sending both over the top. Seeing his chance Seth picks up Lance and drops his head on the steel steps leading into the ring. Lance hits with a sickening thud. Bob Simmons climbs to the outside instead of counting. He tries to separate Seth from Lance as Tommy sneaks up behind Lance from behind. Lance turns around to get a dropkick by Tommy. Lance falls to the ground as Tommy gets back up and drives an elbow into the head of Lance.

PA: BIG ELBA by Tommy.”

Bob Simmons sends Seth to the back but Seth’s work has already been done as Tommy now has the upper hand. Tommy then picks up Lance and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Tommy then rolls in himself. Lance is now kneeling and Tommy runs off the ropes and hits another dropkick to Lance’s head sending Lance to the mat. Lance is holding his head as Tommy circles around him. Tommy then picks him up and sets him up for a powerbomb. He holds him high but Lance begins to punch at Tommy’s head causing Tommy to lose his balance and Lance falls atop Tommy. Lance then gets up and waits for Tommy. Tommy stands up and Lance hits a German Suplex onto Tommy. Lance then stands up Tommy and sets him up for the Tyler Impact.

JB: Done to perfection.”

PA: Under Sean Stasiak’s detection???”

Lance covers Tommy. 1…2…3!!!”

Frank Shouurt And the winner and still Regional champion. Lance Tyler!!!

Lance walks to the back holding his head and a little bit later Tommy gets to his knees and goes to the back.

The scene goes backstage to Derek Lowe’s locker room where Derek is strapping on his glove for tonight’s battle with Chris Worrall. The camera then cuts back to ringside with Blaze and Adonis

PA: Well John, we got another guest commentator for this contest.

JB: That’s right kiddies, more special guests for this special event, ladies, gentleman, and people named Adonis, our special guest for this match is…THE IRON SHEIK!!!!

The fans boo as The Iron Sheik lumbers his way to the ring, holding up the Iranian flag and yelling #1 into cameras. He takes a seat at the broadcast table and puts on a pair of headsets.

PA: Mr. Sheik, it is great to have you here at Apocalypse!

Sheik: Thank you Mr. Adonis, I will not let you down, but Mr. Blaze, you on the other hand are a dirty American, ack-poo!

JB: Um…yeah. Just don’t spit on the table during the match.

Seth Tyler vs. Maximus vs. Steven Charlton vs. Inferno


National Title Match

Shoourt: Ladies and gentleman. This is a fatal 4-way bout for the vacant National Championship. This match is scheduled for 1 fall, to a finish. Ladies and gentleman, the first competitor to make his way to the ring is from San Diego, California. He weighs in at a monstrous 310 pounds. He is INFERNO!!

”Superbeast” by Rob Zombie blares through the arena as Inferno makes his way to the ring. Inferno is met with 75% cheering and 25% booing. He gets into the ring and raises his arms to the continued mixed reaction.

PA: Inferno is making his 2nd appearance on a New Era Wrestling card, and he hopes to walk out with the National Title!

JB: Let’s hope he doesn’t yell “Flame On” like that blonde dude from The Fantastic Four.

Sheik: Iran #1, Russia #1, USA ack-poo!

Shouurt: Ladies and gentleman, here is the next competitor. He hails from Seattle, Washington, but makes his current residence in Buffalo, New York. He is a former Xtreme Champion. He weighs 235 pounds, and is the master of the Gladiator, he is MAXIMUS!

Boos start flying immediately from the crowd, and 1 guy holds up a sign that says “Panales Jr.” “Dissension” by Orgy plays all throughout the arena and Maximus makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Fans also laugh at his Taco Bell uniform that he is wearing.

JB: What the hell is this? The man is dressed in Taco Bell threads and he doesn’t even have the class to bring me a free gordita! I say kill him Inferno!

PA: Do you smell that John and Sheik?

JB: Yeah, what the hell is that? Sheik, have you bathed lately?

Sheik: No, it’s the shit stains on his uniform Comrade Adonis. He reeks like a typical American, ack-poo!

JB: Man, he better wash that thing!

Shoourt: Ladies and gentleman, our next wrestler is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He weighs in at 240 pounds, and is a 3-time Canadian National High School Champion, a 2 time NCAA Champion, and he is making his NEW debut, he is STEVEN CHARLTON!!!

The Canadian National Anthem plays and all the fans get up and sing along. “Champion” Steven Charlton emerges from the back holding a large Canadian flag to the delight of the crowd. He waves the flag proudly and tears can be seen in the eyes of some of the nationalistic fans in the crowd. Charlton gives the flag to a ringside attendant and gets into the ring to the delight and ovation of the crowd.

PA: These fans love Steven Charlton.

JB: This man was born a champion!

Shouurt: The next competitor is the 4th competitor in this fatal 4 way. He hails from the mean streets of Chicago, Illinois. He is 201 pounds of dynamite and vinegar. He is “The Flame” SETH TYLER!!

”My Own Summer” by The Deftones plays as Seth Tyler makes his way to the ring to a pretty decent ovation from the crowd. Tyler gets into the ring and stares down his other 3 competitors.

PA: This match is for the vacant National Title!

JB: That belt was held previously by Orenthal Walker, the best National Champion ever!

The bell ding-a-lings, and the carnage begins. Seth and Maximus quickly square off, as do Charlton and Inferno. Maximus fires a quick series of punches at the face of Seth, who crumples to the mat. Steven on the other hand, does a leg kick on Inferno and places him in a spinning toe hold.

PA: Charlton, showing his technical skill!

Maximus kicks at a fallen Seth, but Seth grabs Max’s foot and Max falls on the mat. Seth then grabs Max’s leg again and drops an elbow into his groin.

JB: Nut shots always work well.

Charlton continues his toe lock on Inferno, and Seth Tyler gets on the middle rope and drops a double elbow into the face of Maximus. Charlton however releases the toe hold and sneaks behind Seth. Charlton rolls up Seth. The ref counts. 1…2…KICKOUT!!!

JB: Charlton ain’t no dummy!

PA: Thank you Mr. Grammar

Inferno gets up and rolls up Charlton from behind as well. 1…2…KICKOUT!! Charlton gets up and pokes 2 fingers into the eyes of Inferno.

PA: Ah-ha! A good ol’ finger to the eye!

Maximus gets up as well and delivers a standing dropkick to Seth. Maximus then does a flying splash onto Seth and covers. 1…2..KICKOUT!! Charlton throws Inferno over the top rope and onto the floor. Charlton walks over to Maximus and dropkicks him in the back of the head. Maximus goes flying over the top rope and onto the floor. Seth and Charlton, the only 2 in the ring at the moment, begin brawling with one another. Seth gets the upper hand on punching and delivers a bionic elbow to the head of Charlton, who falls to the mat. Seth then gets on the bottom rope, propels himself and delivers a legdrop to the face of Charlton.

JB: That Arabian Facebuster was dope!

Sheik: Arabia #1, USA ack-poo!

Seth covers Charlton. 1….2….KICKOUT!! Seth then goes outside of the ring and climbs to the top rope. Maximus however gets up off of the floor and trips Seth from the top rope. Inferno also makes it to his feet on the outside, but is noticeably groggy. Maximus gets back in the ring and places Seth in a schoolboy. 1…2…and Charlton breaks the count! Charlton then lifts Max and gives him a German Suplex. Charlton covers Max. 1….2….Seth breaks it up. The 3 men that begin brawling with each other toward the center of the ring. Inferno has gotten up and climbed to the top rope. He leaps off of the rope and comes crashing down on the other 3! All 4 lay on the mat.

JB: Whoa, that looked like Inferno picked up the 7-10 Split at the bowling alley.

PA: Yeah, or the spare!

Sheik: Bowling is for Americans, ack-poo!

Somehow in the pile of carnage, Inferno covers Charlton. 1….2….Seth and Max break it up. All 4 begin brawling with one another to the delight of the crowd. Charlton delivers a dropkick to the legs of Maximus and Inferno does the same move on Seth. Both Max and Seth crash to the canvas. Charlton places a figure four leg lock on Seth and Inferno places the same hold on Maximus.

PA: We got dueling figure four leg locks here!

JB: I just feel bad for the poor sucker who wouldn’t make their guy submit but the one next to them did!

Charlton seems to be in more control of his figure four, so Inferno breaks his and drops an elbow onto Charlton, breaking that figure four up. Inferno picks up Charlton and delivers a beautiful snap suplex as Max and Seth clutch at their legs. Max lunges at Inferno’s legs and clips him nicely. Inferno falls to the mat grabbing his knee.

PA: Seems like Charlton’s the only one not to hurt a leg or knee in this match!

Seth gets up and delivers a flying clip to the knees of Charlton.

JB: You spoke too soon Slappy!

Max places a figure four on Inferno and Seth places one on Charlton, another duel figure four. But just like the last one, Seth’s seems to be the better hold, so Max breaks it and delivers an elbow to Seth, breaking that figure four as well.

PA: I’m having a little déjà vu here John.

JB: It might be that General Tso’s Chicken you had this afternoon Phil!

Maximus then picks up Seth and gives him a power bodyslam. Max covers Seth. 1….2…KICKOUT!! Charlton gets up and sneaks behind Max. Charlton gives Max a Northern Lights Suplex and then holds onto it and hooks the leg. 1….2…KICKOUT!!

JB: Wow, that was the closest to a pin yet!

PA: The Canadian Excellence taking over!

JB: Stop kissing Canada’s ass!

Seth gets up and rolls Charlton into a small package. 1….2…KICKOUT!! Maximus walks over to Inferno and picks him up and gives him a nice suplex. Maximus then drives a knee into Inferno’s throat and covers. 1…2….Seth breaks it up. Charlton then comes up to Seth and gives a small package of his own. 1….2…KICKOUT!! Maximus then rolls up Charlton from behind. 1…2…KICKOUT!!

JB: What would you do to win this match Phil?

PA: I’d use a combination of deadly maneuvers and a lot of good down home cheating!

JB: Good, down home cheating?

PA: That’s what I said.

Charlton grabs Maximus and the two fall over the top rope fighting. They land on the floor and continue the fight. Inside the ring, Inferno tries to dropkick Seth, but misses and lands on the back of his head. Seth then delivers a lionsault to Inferno and goes up to the top rope for a move. At the same time, on the outside, Charlton cracks Maximus over the head with a monitor at the French Announcing Table, knocking Maximus out cold. As Seth gets up on the top rope, Lance Tyler runs down to ringside!

PA: Here comes the cavalry!

JB: How nice, what great timing. Why not just ruin every match on the card Lance?

With the ref paying more attention to Charlton laying the boots to Max on the outside. Lance gets on the apron and drills Seth in the back of the head with the chair, causing Seth to fall face first into the cement floor.

PA: Ouch. That must hurt like a bitch.

JB: That must’ve heard like you did when I kicked your ass!

Sheik: Ack-poo!

With the referee oblivious to what happened, Charlton gets back in the ring and climbs to the top rope. He delivers a top rope elbow to a still fallen Inferno.

JB: That’s Charlton’s big move!

Charlton covers Inferno. 1….2…..3!!!!!

JB: That’s it, new champ, new champ!

PA: Charlton was the only one conscious at the end of this match. And Lance is still pounding on Seth on the outside.

Charlton immediately runs outside and grabs a chair. He goes after Lance with it, who scurries back to the locker room like a schoolgirl. EMT’s rush over to Seth, who needs to be helped out. Maximus and Inferno come to, only to realize what has happened.

Shouurt: Ladies and gentleman, the winner and NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION…..STEVEN CHARLTON!!!!!!

Charlton gets back in the ring as the referee wraps the National Title around the waist of Charlton. Maximus and Inferno head to the back disappointed. The fans cheer as Charlton takes a bow for the fans inside the ring. The Canadian National Anthem plays and the crowd sings along with Charlton in celebration. Seth is able to make it to his feet and leave the ringside on his own as the crowd gives Seth a nice ovation.

PA: All 4 men fought well. All 4 had their chances to win this match and Charlton took advantage at the very end. A good one, although Seth might have won if his “brother” had not interfered, but oh well, Seth had it coming.

JB: If you were not retarded, I would say you were demented.

PA: Shut up!

JB: Anyway, Sheik, it was nice to have you here at the table for your “expert” commentary and ack-pooing.

Sheik leaves the table and ringside to another chorus of boos. Charlton also finally heads to the back as the anthem finishes playing to another huge ovation.

Sean Taylor knocks on the locker room door of Adam Pimp and Jacquie comes and answers.

ST: We’d like to get a few words with Adam before his big match. Is he here?

Jacquie: No, he’s out getting in the zone somewhere.

Sean and the camera notices that in Pimp’s locker there is his old Man In Black outfit. Wonder why he has that?

Tommy Michaels vs. HaVoK(c)


Xtreme Title Match

Kristen Tylice “The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the XTREME championship belt. Introducing first, the champion, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 280 pounds…..HaVoK!!!!!!!”

The crowd gives HaVoK a mixed reaction as “Sweet Dreams” begins to play. He walks to the ring with a crowbar in hand.

Kristen Tylice “And the challenger, from Hartford, Connecticut, weighing in at 235 pounds…Tommy Michaels!!!”

Hey Papi by Jay-Z begins to play but Tommy is no where to be seen. Suddenly Sean Taylor comes out from the back with a cell phone in hand and a microphone in the other.

Sean Taylor “I have some bad news for everyone, due to some technical difficulties, Tommy missed his flight in. He said he is very sorry and wishes he could be there to whip HaVoK.”

PA: They are really booing Sean now, who is usually the lovable figure here in our organization.”

Sean Taylor “I’m not exactly sure what else I can say.”

HaVoK grabs the microphone off Kristen Tylice.

HaVoK “There’s gotta be someone in the back that wants to face me, anyone. Who wants to step up and try to beat me???”

JB: Who’s that???”

“High Voltage” by Linkin Park begins to play and Volt comes out from the back and grabs the microphone off Sean Taylor. Sean walks to the back then.

Volt “You said anyone, well I’m here, come on. I’ll show ya I’m more XTREME than you. I’ll show it to ya right now.”

Volt drops the microphone and runs to the ring. HaVoK swings the crowbar at Volt, but Volt ducks and kicks HaVoK in the stomach. HaVoK drops the crowbar, Volt sends HaVoK off the ropes and hits a back body drop sending HaVoK on the mat hard.

PA: Volt taking it to HaVoK early!!!”

JB: So far so good for Volt.”

Volt then picks up HaVoK and sends him to the outside. Volt then climbs to the outside and clotheslines HaVoK. Volt then attempts to ram HaVoK’s head into the guardrail, but HaVoK blocks and rams Volt’s head into the guardrail. HaVoK then reaches under the ring and pulls out a pan. He hits Volt across the back with it. Volt stumbles into the aisle and towards the back.

PA: A first here for us, going to the back for an Xtreme match!!!”

JB: Only on pay per view.”

PA: Only in Canada.”

The camera follows as Volt stumbles around in the back. A hallway with a table set up with some beverages. Volt picks up a cup and tosses it into HaVoK’s eyes.

JB: So much for that beer.”

PA: What’d that beer to do anyone??? I was gonna go back for a brewski after this match. Guess not now.”

Volt then clears the table off and picks HaVoK up for a powerbomb. He drives HaVoK through the once beverage table.

PA: Poor innocent beer.”

JB: It’ll be ok man, I promise.”

Volt goes for the cover. 1…Kickout!!! Volt then stands up and drops an elbow onto the fallen HaVoK. Volt then picks up HaVoK and leads him down the hallway. He opens the door and it leads to a stairwell.

JB: This can only be bad.”

Volt tries to send HaVoK down the steps, but HaVoK throws an elbow into Volt’s stomach. HaVoK then sends Volt down the 10 steps. Volt lands on his side with a sickening thud. HaVoK then stands at the top step. He then jumps down the steps landing onto Volt.

JB & PA: GOOD GOD!!!”

HaVoK goes for the cover…1…Kickout!!! HaVoK gets up rather slowly holding onto his ribs. Volt barely moving.

PA: They’re both hurt pretty bad after that collision.”

HaVoK then drags Volt’s head towards the steps and begins to bang his head off the bottom step a few times busting Volt open right above the left eye.

JB: He’ll need stitches for that one.”

Blood begins to come out of the laceration as HaVoK begins to laugh. HaVoK then puts Volt in a cobra clutch. The referee checks on Volt, but Volt won’t submit. Instead Volt begins to rock back and forth a little bit. He then gets enough momentum and he sends himself as well as HaVoK down the other pair of steps and crashing into the doors that lead to the boiler room.

PA: BOILER ROOM BRAWL!!!”

JB: Not quite.”

Volt gets to his knees first and moves over to the steps. He sits on the second step gathering himself as HaVoK lays there trying to get up. Volt finally stands up, helps HaVoK up to drive him into the doors to the boiler room thus opening them up. Volt walks into the boiler room followed by the referee. It is a dingy place with not so great lighting but sure enough you can see HaVoK kneeling there trying to get up.

PA: Good match by the newcomer so far.”

JB: He’s takin it to HaVoK so far.”

Volt then looks around the boiler room and sees a ladder. He brings it over a few feet away from HaVoK and sets it up. He then begins to climb it. He gets to the top when HaVoK finally stands up and pushes it down. Volt falls down and the ladder crashes down atop Volt. Volt holds his right knee. HaVoK then picks up the ladder and begins to drive it into the knee of Volt.

PA: I don’t know who’s more Xtreme. But they are both ruthless!!!”

HaVoK then puts Volt in a figure four leg lock. Volt hollers in extreme pain and flops around. HaVoK applies as much pressure he can. However Volt, seemingly being the stronger of the two flips over and HaVoK now hollers in pain. Soon enough Volt releases the hold because he also can’t withstand the pain. Volt then slowly stands up as well as HaVoK. HaVoK and Volt circle each other, but HaVoK takes off and runs away and through another pair of doors. Volt is limping but follows behind.

JB: In the parkin garage now!!!”

When Volt comes out he doesn’t see HaVoK and Volt walks around a little bit. He passes by a limo and another one. He then passes by a black Lexus with the license plate “Benz” on it, and a red Porsche with the license plate “VP” on it.

PA: Those are some nice cars, I’d get the hell away from them.”

Suddenly a black Pontiac Grand Am with the license plate “Commish” on it turns a corner and squeals the tires.

JB: HAVOK’S DRIVING ORENTHAL’S CAR!!! OH NO!!!”

Volt is up against the wall and HaVoK is heading right for him. Volt moves out of the way just in time as HaVoK hits a wall at about 65 kph(kilometers per hour since we’re in Canada). The car is wrecked as the air bag deploys. Volt then opens the door to look inside. Once he opens it he receives a kick to the head. Volt stumbles back but clocks HaVoK with a fist to the head. Volt then DDT’s HaVoK. Volt then reaches into the car, pulls out the keys and opens the trunk. He then picks up HaVoK’s head and puts it under the trunk door and slams the door shut on HaVoK’s head a few times. HaVoK then slumps down.

PA: Volt in control again.”

Volt then picks up HaVoK and leads him outside the arena and to a Canadian Swampland outside the arena. Volt tries to powerbomb HaVoK but HaVoK flips Volt over and Volt lands in a pile of cow manure.

PA: Now that’s just wrong.”

JB: Yes it is.”

HaVoK goes for the pin. 1…Kickout!!! HaVoK then picks up Volt and leads him towards an electric fence. He shoves Volt towards it but Volt holds onto HaVoK and they both land on the cable breaking it. There is sparks coming from the ends of the broken cables.

PA: Smart move by Volt, holding onto HaVoK.”

The two men lay there in the Canadian Swamp, now is some farmer’s field. HaVoK gets to his feet first and waits for Volt.

JB: Volt lost a lot of blood in this match.

Volt slowly gets up and stumbles towards HaVoK who grabs him. HaVoK then hits a Death Valley Driver on Volt and goes for the pin. 1…2…3!!!

PA: Could this be the start of a classic Xtreme feud??? I hope so!!!”

JB: YEA, this is N.E.Dub at it’s best!!!” We see “Bad Ass” Bryan Chase warming up for his title defends against Adam Pimp. No fear in his eyes and he looks focused yet confident. Chase says nothing but continues to loosen up.

PA: Well folks, this is a huge encounter with the Tag Team Championship on the line.

JB: Yes, as the least deserving champions in the NEW battle Nocca Ruiz and Big Mouth Barry, known to you and I as Silent But Deadly.

Cerebral Assassins vs. Silent But Deadly


Tag Team Titles Match

Shouurt: Ladies and gentleman, this contest is for the Tag Team Championship, scheduled for 1 fall, with a 60 minute time limit. Soon to be making their way down to the ring, first, from Caracas, Mexico, weighing 235 pounds, NOCCA RUIZ!! And his partner, weighing an unknown gargantuan weight, BIG MOUTH BARRY!!

”Oy Ey Coma Va” by Santana plays as Ruiz and Barry make their way to the ring to the delight of the crowd in GM Place. Ruiz and Barry get into the ring, while Barry finishes a hamburger he brought to the ring with him. Ruiz raises his arms and the fans cheer him. Barry belches loudly and the fans cheer him too.

PA: Did Frank just say an unknown gargantuan weight for Barry?

JB: Yeah, we didn’t have a scale that could hold the weight of Barry, and we didn’t have time to get one of those truck weighers from the dockyard!

Shouurt: And their opponents. They are the current NEW Tag Team Champions, they both hail from the Queen City of Buffalo, New York, weighing in at a combined weight of 397 pounds, The Necromaster and The Alaskan Assassin, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSINS!!

The fans boo lustily as “Tonight the Stars Revolt” by Powerman 5000 plays throughout the arena. The Assassins make their way to the ring to massive booing.

PA: Go Assassins!

JB: Why would anyone steal a name from HHH? He sucks!

PA: This should be a classic contest.

JB: Yeah, the over/under on the Assassins acting like pussies and cheating is at least 5 times in this match!

Necromaster and Nocca are the first to get ready, as Barry and AA step out of the ring. The bell ding-a-lings and Nocca and Necro tie up. Nocca sticks Necro in a headlock and squeezes like man that is wanting gold. Necro attempts to pull Nocca’s hair, with the only problem being that Ruiz wears a mask.

JB: What a complete idiot.

Necromaster gets to the ropes and kind of ends up hanging his feet up on the ropes. The referee demands a break, and Ruiz completely breaks the hold, and Necro drops stomach first onto the mat.

JB: Ref wanted a break, and he got one, hahaha!

Nocca drags Necro to his corner and tags in Barry. Nocca holds Necro’s arm out and Barry unleashes a big splash on the arm. Necro howls in pain.

PA: Not good for the arm when fat guys are making crash landings on it.

JB: No doubt.

Barry then drops an enormous leg onto Necro’s arm and places Necro into an armbar. Necro squeals in pain and Barry’s smile shows that he is taking fierce delight into dishing out punishment. The fat jiggles around every crevice of Barry’s body as he applies more pressure to the hold.

PA: Barry reminds me of fat old WWF jobber Rusty Brooks.

AA has had enough of this armbar and runs in and judo chops Barry in the back of the head. Barry crashes to the mat. AA scurries out of the ring, and Necro follows him to make the tag. AA runs in and delivers a quick dropkick to Barry. Barry gets up and meets another dropkick to the gut. Barry staggers back and tags in Nocca.

PA: AA getting things going for his team.

JB: He is 175 lbs of pure dynamite!

Nocca comes in and gets in a collar-elbow tie up with AA. AA gets control and delivers a nice armdrag to Ruiz. Ruiz gets up and meets another armdrag from AA. AA then places Nocca in an armbar of his own and tags in Necro. Necro places an armbar on Nocca. Nocca however immediately breaks out of it and slaps a hammerlock on Necro. He is too close to the ropes however and AA elbows Nocca in the back of the head, breaking up the move. Necro takes advantage and gives Ruiz a Chicken Wing Suplex. Necro goes for the cover. 1….2…KICKOUT!!! Necro gets a little frustrated and tags in AA, who along with Necro, gives Ruiz a Double Underhook Powerbomb. AA covers Ruiz. 1…..2…..KICKOUT!!

PA: Beautiful teamwork by AA and Necro!

JB: They’re just lucky they got their cheating in before the 5 count!

AA picks up Ruiz and delivers a Death Valley Driver. AA covers. 1…2…KICKOUT!! AA then picks up Ruiz into airplane spin position and gives an airplane spin

PA: Around and around, when Ruiz stops, nobody knows.

JB: He’s stopping right about now chachi.

AA then releases the airplane spin and dumps Ruiz face first into the mat. AA then does a spinning boot scrape onto the back of Ruiz’s head. AA goes for the cover. 1…2…KICKOUT!! AA picks up Ruiz and places him in a bearhug. AA squeezes, but Ruiz does a Bell Clap to the sides of AA’s head, breaking the hold. Ruiz then runs to his corner, and tags in Barry. Barry waddles into the ring and punches away at AA. Necro gets into the ring, but he meets the fists of fury of Big Mouth Barry. Barry delivers several bionic elbows to the heads of both AA and Necro. Barry picks up Necro in bodyslam position and throws him outside of the ring. He then picks up AA and bodyslams AA into the center of the ring. Barry then motions to the sky and goes outside. He starts actually climbing his fat ass up the ropes.

PA: No, this fat ass won’t make it up there!

JB: He sure as hell is going to try!

Barry successfully makes it to the top rope, and the ropes buckle a little. Barry still is able to stand up and give the Superfly Jimmy Snuka “I Love You” sign.

PA: Oh dear lord, this fat ass is gonna squash AA!! NOOOOOOO!

JB: AA will be like a pop tart!

Barry stands on the top rope and leaps off the top. His fat jiggles in mid-air as he heads towards AA. At the last second however, AA rolls out of the way and Barry comes crashing to the mat, almost breaking the ring in the process.

PA: Oh whew, I am so glad he missed.

AA leans over and puts an arm on Barry for the cover. 1….2….3!!!

PA: Oh yeah baby, my boys retained.

JB: Barely, and Ruiz isn’t finished with them yet.

Ruiz grabs a chair and runs into the ring. He starts bludgeoning AA with the chair. He bashes AA in the head over and over again, opening up a huge gash in the Assassin’s head. Necro runs in, but is greeted by a chairshot to the head. Ruiz then bludgeons Necro with a chair as well, busting open Necro’s forehead. Ruiz leaves the ring along with a groggy Barry holding up the chair high to the delight of the crowd. The Assassins lay in the middle of the ring in a bloody heap.

JB: They sure don’t look like champions now. And they sure didn’t during the match!

The scene goes back to Commissioner Walker’s office. The Commish is sitting at a desk going through some papers.

Walker: Firstly I don’t know how Havok got my car, but somebody’s getting me another one! Now for the matter at hand, the Man In Black still hasn’t showed his face, maybe because Tommy Michaels isn’t here!?! The fact of the matter is I promised to unmask the MIB and tonight I will do just that, even if I have to hop on a jet and find Tommy’s ass! But I have new reason to believe that the MIB is indeed in Vancouver tonight and I will indeed discover his or her true identity!

Chris Worrall vs. Derek Lowe

The arena goes black as “Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop blares through the General Motors Place in Vancouver as the crowd goes berserk for the Loose Cannon.

Frank Shouurt: This next match is for one fall. Introducing first from Calgary, Alberta, standing 6’2”, weighing in at 255 pounds…. “Loose Cannon” Derek Lowe!!!

The crowd cheers louder and harder as pyros shoot out from the catwalk high above the ring and they ignite more pyros that are lined up in front of the backstage entrance. As the smoke clears Derek Lowe’s figure can be seen. Lowe drops down to one knee and raises one fist high in the air. About four blue spotlights circle through the arena and focus on the “Loose Cannon” Derek Lowe.

JB: Check out the entrance by Derek Lowe!

PA: Just get to the ring already!

Derek strolls down to the ring slapping hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and spins around in the middle with his arms outstretched. He then drops to one knee again and tosses his fist in the air. The fans respond once again. He then moves over to the turnbuckles and throws his fist in the air at each turnbuckle. “Gimme Danger” fades out and there is a moment of silence in the arena. The camera switches to backstage where “The One Man Machine” Chris Worrall is heading to the gorilla position. He walks down the back hallway and guys like Havok, “The Shocker”, and Peter Krueger can be seen in the background watching on as the legend makes his way to the ring. He reaches the gorilla position and one of the tech guys gives him a pat on the back as “Burzum-Det Som en Gang Var” blares through the PA system. The crowd erupts once again as Chris Worrall makes his way to the ring.

Shouurt: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, standing 5’10, weighing in at 250 pounds, the former NEW World Champion, …. “The One Man Machine” Chris Worrall!!!

Worrall heads to the ring wearing black kickboxing pants that say “One Man Machine” on the side of the leg, the same pants he wore when he won the NEW title. The crowd continues to cheer as Worrall walks up the steps and enters the ring. He circles it for a moment then bounces off of the ropes. Worrall then throws some kicks to loosen up. Senior referee Don Phillips gives both Worrall and Lowe the rules and then calls for the bell.

JB: The rematch of the yi-zear is bout to get crackin’!

PA: Um….yea….Worrall-Lowe-Part2!!!

The crowd is still loud from the entrances of both superstars. Worrall and Lowe slowly approach each other and look dead into each other’s eyes.

PA: All about intimidation!

JB: But neither playa can be intimidated!

The crowd continues to roar as Derek tries to circle Chris, but Worrall cuts him off. He tries the other side with the same results.

JB: Tick, tick, tick

PA: What the hell are ya doing?

Derek Lowe cocks back and unloads a right hook on Worrall.

JB: BOOM!!!

Worrall strikes back and the two engage in a brawl. Lowe comes out with the advantage and whips Worrall to the ropes hard. Worrall comes back and spears Lowe continuing the brawl on the mat.

JB: Two bulls trying to destroy each other!

PA: Gotta love it!

Worrall stands Lowe up in the corner and begins to show off his kickboxing skills. He kicks Lowe in the ribs with a left roundhouse followed by a right roundhouse.

JB: Derek needs to avoid those kicks!

PA: The Loose Cannon looks unloaded tonight!

Worrall sends another roundhouse to the ribs and then begins to add in some punches. Left blow to the ribs. Right cross to the head. He then backs up and continues the assault.

JB: Throw in the towel, you aint beatin Worrall in a kickboxing environment!

Worrall delivers a cold and calculating leaping back kick that causes Lowe to drop to the mat. Worrall lifts Lowe and whips him to the other side. He charges in after him and executes a lariat. Lowe stumbles out of the corner and Worrall locks him up and executes a side Russian legsweep.

PA: Worrall is killing him!

Worrall makes the lateral press on Lowe.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: Loose Cannon wit the kickout!

Worrall lifts him up and sends him to the ropes. He goes for a roundhouse, but Lowe ducks and comes back with a flying forearm.

PA: Flying forearm, shades of Shawn Michaels!

Lowe springs up and grabs Worrall. He lifts him up and executes a suplex. Derek moves over to Worrall’s head and drops an elbow.

JB: Lowe in control now!

Derek Lowe lifts the former champ off of the mat and executes a bodyslam, he then climbs to the second rope and leaps off performing an elbow drop.

JB: Lowe’s picking up the pace!

Derek lifts Worrall again and this time punches him three times then backs him to the ropes. He gives him an Irish whip to the other side and executes a running lariat as he comes back. Worrall gets right back up and Derek clotheslines him again. Once again Worrall rises and this time Derek grabs him and hits him with an acid drop.

PA: Acid drop! That may be it!

Derek makes the cover.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: No! Worrall’s aint going down like that!

Lowe snatches Worrall off of the mat and locks him in an abdominal stretch.

JB: Lowe’s tryin to pick him apart now!

PA: It’ll be hard to go for that Dehumanizer or the Heel Hook with torn ab muscles!

JB: Wow, you made a logical and intelligible interpretation!

PA: Huh? I can never understand you! One minute you talk all that, “What’s up g money” and now you’re Joe College!

Loose Cannon applies more pressure as the crowd watches on. He cranks back and the Machine uncharacteristically lets out a yell of pain. Don Phillips asks Worrall if he wants to give it up, but there’s no quit in Chris Worrall.

JB: Worrall’s probably the toughest man in all of wrestling!

Lowe applies more pressure and Worrall continues to fight it. Finally Derek releases the hold with the damage being done. He grabs Worrall and executes a double underhook suplex.

JB: Derek aint letting up.

Derek makes the cover.

1…2..Kick Out!

PA: The One Man Machine kicked out, but could use some oil right now!

Derek lifts Worrall up, but Worrall sends a swift jab to the midsection then tosses Lowe out of the ring. He follows after and whips Lowe into the steps.

JB: That’ll bruise up!

Worrall grabs Lowe again and this time executes a belly to belly suplex on the outside. He lifts Lowe up and tosses him back in the ring. He slides in after him, but Lowe lays the boots to Worrall. He lifts Worrall and attempts to send him to the ropes, but it gets reversed and Worrall catches Lowe as he comes back and hits a Greco-Roman throw. Worrall moves over to Lowe and locks on a full nelson.

JB: Worrall’s gonna punish Lowe now!

PA: The way he has that hold, Lowe’s almost kissing his chest!

Worrall tightens up the hold and Lowe’s arms are above his head and he falls down to the mat, but continues to fight the pain. The sold out crowd in Vancouver begins to back the Loose Cannon as a “Derek, Derek” chant breaks out. The chant grows larger by the passing moments and Derek starts to get a rush of energy.

JB: This crowd is bringing Derek Lowe to life!

PA: Well I wish they’d shut the hell up and bring him to death!

Worrall looks from left to right as the fans chant Derek’s name louder and louder. Lowe begins to feel the adrenaline and makes it up to one knee. The crowd adds stomping and clapping to the chant and the General Motors lace is rocking as Derek Lowe makes it up to his feet. With no other escape he swings his leg backwards and kicks Worrall in the groin.

JB: That hurt MY nuts!

PA: Machine’s aren’t suppose to make babies anyway!

Lowe breaks free as Worrall clutches his jewels. Derek darts to the ropes, comes back and gets leveled with a roundhouse from Chris Worrall.

JB: He pissed the Machine off now!

Worrall moves in for the kill as he stands Lowe up and delivers another gruesome assault of kicks and punches. He tosses Derek to the ropes and hits a back body drop when he comes back. He then stalks Lowe waiting for him to stand.

JB: I dunno what he’s doing, but this is gonna be big!

Lowe stumbles a little then turns only to be struck in the chest with the Cardiac Arrest.

PA: Cardiac Arrest! Lowe said Worrall stole it from him, well I guess Chris just gave it back!

JB: Derek Lowe is out cold!

Chris makes the cover.

1....2....No!

PA: How the hell did he kick out?

The crowd cheers loud as Chris grabs Lowe again. This time he thrusts him in the air in a delayed suplex.

PA: Look at the power!

Chris turns the delayed suplex into a jackhammer and covers for the pin.

JB: No way Derek kicks outta this!

1…2…Kick out!

JB: I can’t believe it!

Chris can’t either as he complains to Don Philips about the count. Derek Lowe sneaks up behind him and rolls him up.

1…2…Kick Out!

PA: Lowe almost had him with a roll up!

Worrall quickly rises and gets back into control he lifts Lowe up and begins to pound on him with rights and lefts. He backs him into the corner, but before he can do anything, Lowe grabs him and switches positions. Lowe sends a couple shots to the abs and then begins to chop Worrall’s chest. The crowd “WOO’s” along. He cocks his arm back and chops Worrall again.

JB and PA: WOOO!!!

Derek whips Worrall into the opposite corner and charges in with a splash. He then climbs up on the ropes and begins to deliver punches as the crowd counts along.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

PA: Lowe’s in full control now!

Lowe hops down and Chris Worrall stumbles into him in the middle of the ring. Lowe grabs Worrall and whips him to the ropes, setting him up for his superkick. He launches the kick, but Worrall ducks and ends up behind him. He grabs him and locks on the Dehumanizer.

JB: He got the pin on Lowe last night with that hold! Can he do it again?

PA: Of course! It’s over for Derek Lowe!

The crowd is behind Derek as Worrall holds the tazmission portion of the hold a little longer than usual. He then lifts and hits a bridging German suplex and holds as Don Phillips makes the count.

PA: An all time low for Mr. Lowe!

JB: I think this is it playa!

1…2…No!

PA: WHAT!

JB: He kicked out! He kicked out!

More accurately he barely got his shoulder off of the mat. Worrall seems a little frustrated, but continues. He lifts Lowe up and signals for his Heel Hook. Before he can go for it, Lowe twists his arm and punches him square in the chest.

JB: Derek’s heartpunch!

PA: He stole that from Worrall!

JB: No he didn’t, but like you said earlier, I guess he gave it back!

PA: You know I really hate you!

JB: No you don’t, you’re just jealous!

Derek covers the fallen Worrall and the crowd counts along.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: Worrall kicked out!

PA: Unbelievable!

Derek seems shocked himself, but goes to a nearby corner. He begins to size Worrall up, waiting with no doubt for that superkick.

JB: He’s going for it here. If he lands this Worrall can forget about it!

The crowd begins to clap and stomp again as they too wait for Worrall to stand. Chris Worrall is about halfway up and then finally makes it to his feet he stumbles for a second rubbing his chest then turns. Derek Lowe once again launches the superkick and this time catches Chris right on the money.

PA: He hit it! I hate to say it, but I think he’s got it!

The crowd explodes as Lowe connects. Worrall hits the mat hard and Derek moves over for the cover.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: WHOA!!!

PA: Good Lord, I can’t believe he’s still going!

Lowe is an absolute shock, and covers Worrall again.

1…2…Kick Out!

PA: Either he still can’t believe Worrall kicked out or he’s wearing him down more!

Derek hooks the leg again.

1…2…Kickout!

Derek gets up and signals for the end. He grabs Worrall off of the mat and places him between his legs for the Lowedown. He throws the one gloved fist high in the air and then goes to lift, but Worrall blocks it. He tries to lift again with the same results, Worrall gets out of the hold. Lowe lounges at Worrall, and Chris sweeps his leg and locks on the heel hook submission.

JB: Heel hook!

PA: G’night Derek!

The crowd shows mixed reactions as Chris Worrall applies more pressure on Derek’s leg. Derek is near the ropes, but can’t quite reach them, especially with Worrall having such a tight grip on the hold.

JB: I’ll give him credit for hanging on, and if he quit it wouldn’t make him any less of a man!

PA: That’s cause Chris aint a man, he’s a Machine!

Chris continues the heel hook submission as Derek seems to be giving in a little more. The crowd begins to back Lowe again and another “Derek, Derek” chant begins. Lowe stretches out for the ropes and finally grabs them. Worrall releases the hold and drags Lowe to the middle of the ring, to reapply the hold.

PA: He’s going for it again!

Chris goes to lock the move on, but Derek quickly rakes his eye.

PA: The ever so technical eye gauge!

Lowe makes it up hobbling and as Worrall tries to get his sight back, Lowe grabs him and thrust him in the Lowedown position. The crowd is damn near ready to blow the top off of the General Motors Place as Derek lifts Worrall up in the air and executes the Lowedown.

JB: Lowedown it’s over!

PA: No, c’mon Worrall!

Derek Lowe makes the cover and everyone from Vancouver to Timbuktu counts along.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: WHOA!! Worrall just kicked out of the Lowedown!

PA: I can’t believe it! Forget Rob Schneider, Chris Worrall is simply an animal!

The entire arena gasps as Lowe tries to regroup. He grabs Chris Worrall and once again lifts him executing his Lowedown finisher. This time he makes the cover and is sure to hook the leg.

1…2….No!

PA: OH MY GOD!

JB: This is unreal! What the hell yo!

Derek seems distraught after being unsuccessful in ending the match. He lifts Worrall up again, but Chris turns it into a small package.

1…2….No!

JB: He almost pulled a fast one!

Derek lifts Worrall off of the mat slowly, but Worrall gets a burst of energy and begins to kick and punch Lowe.

PA: Where does he get it from?

Worrall sends Lowe to the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick that knocks Lowe down. He slowly lifts Lowe up and begins to go for the sweeping heel hook submission, but Lowe maneuvers out of the hold and sends a swift kick to Worrall’s midsection and then thrust Worrall’s body in the powerbomb position.

PA: He’s going for a third Lowedown!

Lowe lifts with the crowd behind him and executes the Lowedown again. He quickly covers Worrall hooking the leg as senior ref Don Phillips and the sellout crowd in Vancouver counts along.

1…2…3!!!!

JB: Lowe did it!

PA: Worrall put up one hell of a fight! I’ve never seen anything like this before!

Shouurt: And your winner….. “Loose Cannon” Derek Lowe!!!

The crowd continues to cheer as “Gimme Danger” blares through the arena. Derek Lowe lays motionless near an also motionless Chris Worrall. Both men begin to move and Chris Worrall is actually first to his feet. He asks for a mic as Derek Lowe finally makes it to his feet. Worrall grabs Lowe’s arm and raises it in the air and the crowd responds. He then hushes them so he can speak.

Chris Worrall: Derek and I just poured our hearts and our souls out in this ring! I wanna take this time to thank Derek Lowe for a helluva match and also thank Jeff Benz and Case Johnson for hiring me to work in New Era Wrestling! Just two months ago I was in this ring being awarded the NEW World Title….and here I stand announcing my retirement!

JB and PA: WHAT!!!!

The crowd gasps at Chris Worrall’s shocking statements.

CW: I love wrestling, but there are other things in my life I wanna do. And I want to go out now while I’m still near the top. Thank you everyone for supporting “The One Man Machine” Chris Worrall! I really appreciate it!

The crowd is in awe at what has just taken place but Derek Lowe and Chris Worrall embrace in a hug. Don Phillips also hugs the superstar. The crowd begins to cheer and various superstars come down to wish Chris Worrall farewell. Dainagon Akabashi comes down in street clothes and hugs Worrall as they chat momentarily. Other guys like, HaVoK, Commissioner Walker, and others come down to wish their farewells to the legendary Chris Worrall.

JB: Well I can’t believe this was Chris Worrall’s last match! What a professional he is though!

PA: Yea, he’s a classy guy! NEW’s gonna miss him!

Did you think it was over after the Apocalypse? Well after all is destroyed and all is revealed, there will be a new beginning. A New Era. The 8th Day! Sunday July 15th only on Pay Per View!

Main Event
Adam Pimp vs. Bryan Chase (c)

NEW World Title Match

Adam Pimp is shown making his way from the locker room area to the gorilla position. He wears a bright red mink coat, black hat, black cane, black pants and under his coat he wears his “Blood Will Spill” t-shirt. His hair has been dyed a bright red and is short and spiky. Pimp is accompanied by Jacquie, who wears a short black dress with the back out. In the distance a man walks towards Pimp as he approaches the gorilla position. The man turns out to be none other than Chris Worrall. Pimp and Worrall embrace in a hug and whisper words of encouragement to each other. Not much can be made of what they say, but the one thing that can be heard is Worrall saying,

CW: Beat Bryan’s ass and win the title!

Pimp nods his head in agreement and stretches out as he waits for his music to start.

Frank Shouurt: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is our Main Event! This bout will be for one fall and it is for the NEW World Championship!

“Suburban Life” by KM Kings starts up over the PA and Adam Pimp gets ready to go as the crowd begins to cheer.

Shouurt: Introducing first, the challenger. Standing 6’4”, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Brampton, Ontario, he is one half of the former NEW tag team champions….. “The Messiah” Adam Pimp!!!

The crowd erupts and Adam emerges from the back strolling to the ring with his gangsta lean. The crowd is going berserk as Pimp and Jacquie stroll to the ring. Explosions and pyros go off while a Adam Pimp logo lights up the ring. He takes his time and enters as the fans continue to cheer. The lovely ho Jacquie removes his mink coat to reveal his blood will spill shirt. He takes off the shirt and tosses it to one of the fans in the audience. Jacquie takes a seat next to the time keeper.

“Eye of the Tiger” blares through the General Motors Place as Commissioner Walker makes his way to the ring.

PA: What the hell does he want?

JB: I dunno, but I guess we’re gonna find out!

Behind Orenthal are a team of Vancouver Mounties armed in riot gear. Adam circles the ring as his former tag partners gets in and grabs a mic.

Walker: I only came out here as a friend to make sure no harm was done to Jacquie. This match is between two warriors and by no means do I want to get in between that, nor do I want anybody else to get in between that. So these are the best damn mounties in Vancouver! So with that in mind, I’ve changed this match to a No Disqualification contest and if that Man In Black shows his face like I know he will, these guys will be on him faster than flies on….well…you know!

JB: Wow, what a bombshell right before the World Title match!

Backstage we see “Bad Ass” Bryan Chase heading down to the gorilla position with his NEW World Title strapped across his shoulder. He also wears plain black tights, a “Respect Me” t-shirt, and a bandage across his forehead. He reaches the gorilla position and bounces around showing off his magnificent physique. “My Way” by Limp Bizkit blares through the arena and the crowd begins to boo. Chase realizes his cue and walks through the curtains.

Shouurt: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, standing 6’3”, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Chase, Connecticut, USA, he is the NEW World Champion… “Bad Ass” Bryan Chase!!!

Chase strolls to the ring as a prince or something as the fans shower him in a chorus of boos. He passes the Mounties and walks up the steps to enter the ring. He takes of his shirt and tosses it to a fan, but the fan tosses it to the ground cursing and gesturing obscenities at Mr. Chase. Adam and Bryan come face to face as referee “Big Hill” John Matthews gives the rules of the bout. Chase slowly takes off the NEW World title and holds it high in the air. He kisses it and then hands it over to Big Hill.

PA: That belt is worth more now!

JB: Yea right, I wouldn’t even wanna be champ after he kissed the belt!

Big Hill calls for the bell and this bad boy is officially underway. The two begin to circle around the ring, but before any action occurs an “Adam Pimp, Adam Pimp” chant emerges and Pimp steps back to acknowledge the crowd. The chant grows larger to the displeasure of Bryan Chase. Finally, the two men move in and lock up. They struggle for position in a test of strength, but Bryan gets the edge and executes a hip toss.

JB: Bryan Chase came out on top in that exchange!

Pimp is quick to his feet and moves in once again. This time the two men lock hands in a test of strength. Pimp has a slight early advantage, but Bryan changes all of that and applies more pressure sending Adam down to one knee. The crowd backs Pimp, but Chase is still winning the test of strength. Pimp begins to stand back up and even it out, but right before he can, Chase knees him in the gut and with the hands still locked hits a suplex.

PA: That was dishonest and dirty! I love it!

Chase moves over and quickly begins to pound on Adam’s head as he delivers punches to the skull. He lifts Adam up and whips him to the ropes, Pimp comes back and ducks a lariat and hits a lariat of his own. He lifts Bryan up and executes a double underhook powerbomb and makes a cover.

1…2…No!

JB: Nice powerbomb, but it’s too early in the match!

Adam grabs Chase and sends his head into the turnbuckle. He turns Chase around and then begins to kick him in the midsection. He kicks Chase until he goes down to the mat and then he lifts Bryan up and places him in the tree of woo.

PA: Tree of woo, haven’t seen that in a while!

Adam Pimp charges in and dropkicks Bryan. He then grabs him out of the corner and hits him with a death valley driver. Pimp makes the cover.

1…2…Kick Out!

JB: Nice combo of moves!

PA: The only thing that’s important is the three count, screw a combo!

Pimp grabs Chase and executes a snap suplex. He then moves towards his feet and begins to stomp on his ankles.

JB: Setting him up for that anklelock, AKA the Pimp-twist!

Adam Pimp continues to assault Chase’s ankle. He sets it up on the bottom rope and then executes a leg drop on it. He hops to the outside and drags Chase by his feet to the corner and then slams his ankle across the steel post.

PA: He’s trying to snap his ankle!

Pimp grabs Chase’s ankle and does it again. He then slides back in the ring and lifts Chase off of the mat. He kicks Chase in the ankle and Bryan falls immediately clutching his ankle. Once again Pimp stands Bryan up and performs the same move. He rolls Bryan over on his stomach and locks on his Pimp-twist anklelock.

JB: He’s got that locked on good!

PA: But Bryan Chase is the World Champion!

Adam sinks the hold in as the fans cheer more at Bryan’s pain. Chase fights the hold and reaches out and grabs the ropes. Big Hill begins a five count and on four Adam releases the hold. Adam stands Bryan up again and tries to send him to the ropes, but his ankle gives out on him and Bryan just falls to the mat. Adam laughs and then does the same thing again with the same results.

PA: He’s laughing!?! Does he think this is funny?

JB: It’s funny to me!

Adam moves over to Chase and this time Bryan grabs him by his tights and sends him to the outside through the ropes. Bryan gets up and walks around on his ankle a little then exits the ring in pursuit of Adam Pimp. He grabs him by his short, spiky, red hair and rams his head into the steel steps.

PA: Ah ha, whos’ laughing now!

Bryan stands Pimp up and Irish whips him into the steel steps. Bryan limps over to Adam again and this time bangs his head on the steps repeatedly.

PA: Bryan’s not playing with him!

JB: Oh no! This aint no game! This is Apocalypse! This is for the most precious prize in all of wrestling-The NEW World Title!

Bryan Chase continues to stalk after Adam Pimp with the pain in his ankle seeming to be improving every moment. He lifts Pimp again and attempts to toss him over the barricade, but Adam reverses it and sends Chase flying into a flock of fans who despise his ass.

PA: These Canadian fans don’t like Bryan Chase! Look, they’re taking cheap shots!

The fans swarm around Bryan as security tries to hold back as many as possible. Adam climbs over the barricade and continues the war in the crowd. He punches Chase a few times, then charges at him, but Chase ducks and executes a back body drop. In the mist of the move Adam accidentally kicked one of the fans.

PA: I don’t know who got hurt more, Adam or that instigating fan?

JB: Well we’re gonna need paramedics for that fan!

Bryan and Adam continue their battle as Bryan lifts Adam off of the concrete. He lifts Chase up in the air and executes a suplex. The paramedics make their way through and attend to the poor fan who got injured.

PA: Hope he has insurance cause NEW can not be held accountable!

JB: Yup we hope he’s okay, but don’t sue, check the ticket stub!

Bryan continues with his relentless assault on Adam Pimp. He kicks Pimp as he walks and pushes him up the aisle and the two head to the hallway.

PA: Hopefully they won’t go as far as Havok and Volt, even though I would like to see Pimp in some cow crap!

Chase leads Pimp over by the concession stand and rams his head on the counter. You can’t help but notice all of the fans dressed in MIB outfits. Chase hops over the counter and grabs some nachos. He eats a couple then proclaims that they’re too hot and throws them in Pimp’s face.

PA: Canadian nachos?

JB: Hey, I just call the matches!

PA: Yea, and you suck at that!

Chase lifts Adam Pimp up and places him in between his legs on the nacho counter.

JB: Uh oh!

Chase lifts and executes a piledriver as the fans nearby and the fans in the arena break out in an “N-E-Dub” chant.

PA: Can he get a sprite with that? Sprite-Obey your thirst!

JB: Real subtle plug there!

Chase raises his arms high as the fans continue to cheer, not for him, but for the mayhem. He climbs down off the counter and grabs Pimp.

JB: Pimp looks like he could use a few Excedrins!

PA: So I guess I should have made my plug smooth like that?

Bryan drags Adam to the next concession stand with Pimp in a loose headlock. They get to the hot dog stand and Pimp stops and executes a belly to back suplex, dropping Chase on the hard floor.

JB: That had to take a lot out of both men!

Pimp and Chase move around the same time and quickly Chase racks the eyes of Adam and gets back in control. He grabs Pimp and walks him towards the gift shop! Chase grabs a NEW replica World Title from a little kid and begins to whoop Adam with it, proclaiming only he is the World Champ!

PA: Bryan doesn’t even want little kids to have replica belts of his NEW World title!

Bryan then reaches over the counter and grabs a “Blood Will Spill” shirt and begins to choke Adam with it. Pimp begins to become discolored as Chase continues to choke him. Pimp reaches out and grabs a Smash NEW action figure and smashes it across Chase’s head.

JB: Now you’ve been Smashed!

PA: Well I guess that piece of shit Smash toy was good for something!

Pimp clutches his throat trying to catch his breath as he grabs an Adam Pimp replica pimpin cane. He whacks Chase across the head with it and then grabs one of the “Respect Me” shirts and begins to choke Chase with it.

JB: The tides have turned now!

Chase sizes Pimp up and kicks him dead in the nuts. Pimp hits the ground like a ton of bricks and Chase goes over and grabs an autographed framed picture of Pudding and Poontang (Orenthal and Nikki edition). Chase waits for Pimp to stand and as soon as he does Bryan Chase smacks Adam over the head with it, busting Pimp wide open.

PA: Pimp said blood will spill!

Chase grabs Pimp and stands him up so the blood can rush down his face. He grabs him by the hair and walks him over to the men’s room. The many fans try to squeeze into the restroom to see, women fans as well. Chase Irish whips Pimp into a urinal, which causes the blood to flow like the Mississippi River.

PA: I bet you Adam is pissed! Hahaha!

Chase stalks Adam as he begins to rise and charges at him for a spear. Pimp moves at the last moment and Chase hits his head on the urinal as well. This causes the previous gash on Bryan’s head to be re-opened and a crimson river begins to flow from his face as well.

JB: Blood’s everywhere!

Pimp grabs Chase and whips him into a stall breaking the door off revealing an over weight man taking a dump.

PA: Ughhh!! That's just sick!

JB: I have seen too much! I am now sick and I can’t get drunk!

Pimp uses one hand to grab Chase and the other to hold his nose as he escorts the champ out of the restroom. The two finally begin to head back to the ring as Pimp pushes Chase down the steps.

PA: Finally we can get a winner out of this brutal battle!

Pimp pushes Chase down some more stairs as the head back to the ring. Pimp punches Chase as both men are now on the floor level. Pimp places Chase in a headlock and walks him down, but midway Chase stops and executes an atomic drop.

JB: Atomic drop from Bad Ass Bryan Chase!

Chase grabs Pimp by his bloody red hair and tosses him over the barricade near the ring. He climbs over himself and grabs Pimp once again. He whips the self proclaimed “messiah” into the steps again.

JB: Both men have taken a beating tonight, but Pimp is getting his ass whooped!

Bryan then moves Frank Shouurt out of his sea and grabs the chair. As Pimp turns around his knocked out cold with a vicious chair shot from Bryan Chase. Bad Ass slides the chair in the ring and also slides Pimp in and stands him up in the corner. He places Pimp on the top rope and sets him up for his Bad Ass Brainbuster. Bryan Chase lifts Adam Pimp high in the air from the top ropes and executes a devastating brainbuster on the chair.

PA: Oh my God!

Bryan Chase is a MFD!

PA: MFD?

JB: Mutha fuckin dawg!

Pimp is out, but Chase can’t make the cover as the move took something out of him as well. Finally he crawls over and places an arm over Pimp. Big Hill makes the count.

1.…2….No!

PA: I don’t believe this! How is he kicking out?

JB: Cause he’s got heart!

Bryan Chase slowly makes it to his feet and lifts Pimp off of the mat slow. He lifts him in the air for a powerbomb, but drops him backwards causing Pimp to hung out on the top ropes.

JB: Attitude Adjuster! That’s the second time in two nights Pimp felt that one!

Bryan gains his composure and reaches over for the cover.

1….2…Kick Out!

PA: Pimp kicked out again!

Bryan once again slowly makes it to his feet and stands Adam Pimp up. He moves behind him and looks to be going for that Rolling German Suplex. He locks up the arms, but Pimp wiggles out and ends up behind Chase and sets him up for his Pimp-handle DDT.

JB: We’re gonna see the Pimp-handle DDT!!

The fans erupt as Adam Pimp lifts Chase in the air and executes the Pimp-handle DDT. Pimp makes the cover.

1….2…No!

JB: Pimp needs another big move!

Pimp hobbles up and manages to stand Chase up as well. He lifts him up and executes his Pimp-plex. Once again Adam makes the cover. Referee “Big Hill” John Matthews makes the count.

1.…2….No!

PA: Bryan Chase loves being NEW Champ and he won’t give up until he has won!

Pimp stands Chase up again and this time he bodyslams him to the mat. He points to the top rope and the crowd cheers.

PA: How many times must he miss this move before he gives up?

Pimp climbs the ropes and leaps off performing a shooting star press that he likes to call, Pimpology. He lands on top of Chase and Big Hill makes the count.

1….2….Foot on the ropes!

PA: A true ring vet always knows where he is in the ring!

The blood from both men has stained the ring as Adam Pimp grabs Bryan Chase. He simply tosses him over the top ropes and heads out after him. Pimp slides Chase on top of the broadcasting table and climbs on top as well.

JB: Why don’t they go down there to the Spanish announce table?

PA: We better move!

Blaze and Adonis move as Pimp sets Chase up. Out of nowhere Chase kicks Pimp in the gut and hits his Billion Dollar Facelift on Pimp through the table.

JB: DAMN!!

PA: Blaze, I think that was WHOA!

The crowd erupts in a “Holy Shit” chant as both men disappear in the rubble. From the crowd a man dressed in black hops over the barricade and grabs Adam Pimp from the ruins, he begins to attack Pimp before the Mounties can get over there and seize the MIB. The Mounties take MIB over to Orenthal Walker who guards the MIB from further interference.

JB: That don’t make sense! Why the hell would you run out with all of these damn Mounties?

Walker moves MIB over to the other side of the ring so he can keep a close eye out on him. A woman from the crowd then grabs Jacquie and begins to choke her. All of the security is over by MIB so no one can help her. Jacquie manages to flip the woman off of her and reveals it to be the Billion Dollar Gal!

JB: The Billion Dolla Gal!

Jacquie and BDG stare at each other and then engage in a cat fight. The crowd erupts as T and A bounce around while the women scrap. Meanwhile Pimp has slid in the ring and Bryan Chase slides in soon after. Pimp kicks Chase in the midsection and goes for his Pimpicus finisher.

JB: This is it!

Pimp lifts, but Chase manages to escape somehow and grabs Pimp and hits another Billion Dollar Facelift. Chase makes the cover.

1….2….Save!

PA: Is that another Man In Black!?!?!

Another man dressed in all black rushed to the ring from the crowd and saved Adam Pimp. He lifts Chase up and grabs the chair that was in the ring. He tosses the chair at Chase who instinctively catches it and delivers a leaping back kick to Chase. The crowd is going nuts and Commish Walker has just seen all that has transpired and issues the Mounties to get the second Man In Black.

PA: So we got two men in black, Chase is knocked out and a cat fight going on the outside!

MIB #2 places Adam’s arm over Chase before he is attacked by the Canadian police. They apprehend him and take him over to the first MIB. Big Hill Matthews sees a pin and along with the crowd in Vancouver makes the count.

1…2….3!!!

PA: This is bullshit!

JB: This is justice!

Neither Pimp nor Chase move as “Suburban Life” blares through the arena. The crowd has exploded and Orenthal Walker tries to get everything straightened out.

Shouurt: Your winner and NEW, New Era Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion….. Adam Pimp!!!

Walker grabs a mic and with both MIB’s handcuffed he has the Mounties bring both in the ring.

Walker: Okay this is confusing as hell! But it’s time to fins out who the hell the MIB.. “s” is or are!

Walker moves over to MIB #1 and removes the black mask revealing it to be……..

…

Nocca Ruiz!!!

JB: Nocca Ruiz? But why?

PA: Nocca’s the Man In Black!!

The crowd and Orenthal are both shocked as Nocca puts his head down in shame. Walker moves over to MIB #2 and removes the mask revealing it to be……..

……….

Lee Riel!!!

JB: That’s Lee Riel from BACW!! What the hell is he doing in NEW??

PA: I don’t know, but he’s a good friend of Adam Pimp’s!

Walker: Okay, Lee Riel I can understand that you did this for Adam and seeing how the MIB originally attacked Adam I’m assuming that Nocca is the real MIB! But why Nocca?

Nocca:…………

Walker: Say something son!

Nocca:………….

Walker: Well since you don’t wanna speak or give me a reason…as the commissioner I’m going to have to punish you! The most dishonorable thing you can do to a Mexican wrestler is demask him and that’s what I’m going to do!

By this point Adam and Bryan have come around enough to watch the MIB unmasking as Orenthal Walker moves in to take off Nocca’s mask. Nocca shakes his head “no” but Walker continues. Walker takes the mask off revealing Nocca’s face.

JB: Oh My God! That’s…

PA: But he….

JB and PA: It’s Kriss Zander!!!

The crowd erupts in mixed reactions and all of the men in the ring are absolutely shocked. Nocca Ruiz is really Kriss Zander! The camera focuses in on Zander’s face with a sadistic grin as Apocalypse comes to an end.

Did you think it was over after the Apocalypse? Well after all is destroyed and all is revealed, there will be a new beginning. A New Era. The 8th Day! Sunday July 15th only on Pay Per View!

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