Journal   1/5/2002a

After taking a break for the holidays Your Hero is back with a vengeance. Unfortunately due to computer problems Your Hero has had to wait a bit to put up this journal, but hopefully everything is in order now.

Your Hero traveled to Beaumont to finish some unfinished business with Masucka. A match was signed 2 falls, the 1st fall for the IWA Title and the 2nd fall for the ETW Title. However Your Hero was more concerned about kicking the crap out of Masucka.

Your Hero walked out doing what Your Hero does best, walking like a hit and talking a lot of $hit. Masucka came out pandering to the pathetic inbreed fans. When Masucka stepped through the ropes Your Hero attacked with FOREARMS!!!

Your Hero shoots off Masucka, who ducks a clothesline.
BOOM! 1 drop-kick by Masucka!
BOOM!! A 2nd drop-kick!!
BOOM!!! A 3rd drop-kick!!!

Your Hero rolls out to catch a breather. When Your Hero attempts to get back in Masucka blocks Your Hero's way. A 2nd time Your Hero attempts to get in, and Masucka attacks a 2nd time. However Your Hero catches Masucka and pulls Masucka's head over the ropes, sling-shotting Masucka to the mat. Your Hero picks up Masucka and attempts a suplex. Masucka reverses into a go behind. Masucka rolls up Your Hero.
1..2..kickout! Damn that was a fast count, who is the ref…..OH COME ON! THIS IS A FREAKIN' CONSPIRACY! IT'S BRANDON" I GOT MY REF'S LICENSE FROM THE FUKABE FLEA MARKET" McGRATH!!

Your Hero is up 1st.
BAMM!!!
Forearm to Masucka's back.
SMACK!!!
Chop to Masucka's chest.
BAMM!!
Another forearm. Masucka crawls like a baby to the corner. Your Hero shoots Masucka to the other corner and Your Hero attacks.
KABOOM!! Masucka puts a boot to Your Hero's face.
THUD!!!!!
BULLDOG ON YOUR HERO!!!
Masucka grabs a headlock and takes Your Hero to the mat. Your Hero works Masucka to the ropes and shoots Masucka off.
BAMM!! Shoulder-tackle on Your Hero. Your Hero gets up, Masucka grabs another headlock and takes Your Hero to the mat.
Your Hero rolls Masucka into a pinning position.
1……………………2……………………..kickout!
Another roll up.
1……………………2……………………kickout!!! COME ON BRANDON"I FUKABED IN THE FLEA MARKET" McGRATH!!! COUNT FASTER!!

Your Hero works Masucka to the ropes and shoots Masucka off.
BAMM!! Shouldertackle from Masucka.
Your Hero attempts a hiptoss, reverse.
KABLAMM!! Your Hero hits hard on the mat.
SMACK!!! Chop by Masucka!
BAMM!! European uppercut by Masucka!
Masucka shoots off Your Hero, reversal, Masucka ducks a clothesline. Masucka grabs a go behind, Masucka attempts a backsuplex, Your Hero flips over behind Masucka.
FUCKABE!!!
DEATHDROP ON MASUCKA!!!
Your Hero puts the feet on the ropes!
1…………………………………2……………………………….3
YES!YES!YES!YES! YOUR HERO IS THE NEW IWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! I beat that punk Masucka in his hometown for his title. LOYAL SUBJECTS EVERYWHERE REJOICE!!!
However before the Nightmarish Party begins Your Hero has to win back the ETW Heavyweight Title.
1 down 1 to go……..