Journal 2/16/2002
Loyal
Subjects everywhere rejoice! Your Hero once again shares the exciting life that is
Your Hero.
This week
Your Hero traveled to ACW to defend the ACW Hardcore Title. The opponent, the extremely popular
Renegade. Well, Mr. Personality
was going to get an education in wrestling from Your Hero.
Your Hero
entered the ring circling Mr. Personality. Your Hero told Mr. Personality that he shouldn’t be in
the ring, while poking Mr. Personality’s chest.
SMACK!
Mr.
Personality smacked Your Hero’s hand!
BOOM!
Your Hero
pushed Mr. Personality!
BOOM!
Mr.
Personality pushes Your Hero!
BAMM!
Punch to Mr.
Personality!
BAMM!
Punch to Your
Hero!
BAMM!
Punch to Mr.
Personality!
BAMM!
Punch to Your
Hero!
BAMM!
Punch to Mr.
Personality!
BAMM!
Punch to Your
Hero!
BAMM! BAMM!
2 more
punches from Mr. Personality!
Mr.
Personality shoots off Your Hero.
Your Hero ducks a clothesline.
Mr. Personality sets up for a clothesline. Your Hero grabs the ropes and slides out of the ring. Mr. Personality chases Your Hero
outside.
BAMM! BAMM!
2 punches to
Your Hero!
THWACK!
Your Hero’s
head is slammed against the mat.
Mr. Personality slides Your Hero back in the ring and follows
behind.
KATHUNK!
Your Hero is
slammed to the mat.
BOOM!
Elbow to Your
Hero!
1.2.kickout!
Damn that was
fast, who was that. WHAT THE F$#!ING
$H!T IS GOING ON!?! It’s
Brandon “ I’m FUKABULICIOUS” McGrath!
NO, THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!
Mr.
Personality shoots off Your Hero, reversal.
FFFFFUUUUUKKKKAAAABBBBEEEEE!!!!!!
CLOTHESLINE
FROM THE FUKABE FLEA MARKET!
1……………..2…………..KICKOUT!
Come on
Brandon” At least I don’t have FUKABE hanging from my mouth like RIC”
McGrath, count faster!
Your Hero
takes Mr. Personality to the corner.
SMACK!
1 chop to Mr.
Personality!
SMACK!!
A 2nd
chop to Mr. Personality!!
Your Hero
shoots off Mr. Personality, REVERSE!
KAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
Clothesline
to Your Hero in the corner. Your
Hero stumbles out and is shoot off again.
KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!
POWERSLAM!
1.2.KICKOUT!!!
Mr.
Personality goes outside and retrieves the guitar he had brought to the
ring. Mr. Personality goes to
hit Your Hero in the head.
KABOINK!
Your Hero
nails Mr. Personality in the nuts!
Your Hero
grabs the guitar and goes to nail Mr. Personality in the head.
KABOINK!
Your Hero is
nailed in the nuts.
Mr.
Personality is up first. Your
Hero is sent to the ropes.
KAAAABBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
Kick to the
midsection!
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOIEEEEEEE!!!!!
SUPERKICK!
1…………………………………………..2…………………………………………KICKOUT!!!!
Your Hero
goes over and tells Brandon “Someday I’ll FUKABE with a woman” McGrath how
much Brandon sucks. Mr.
Personality rolls out to the floor.
Your Hero follows to the floor.
Your Hero and
Mr. Personality battle on the floor, with Your Hero taking the advantage
and tossing Mr. Personality back in the ring. Your Hero goes over to get a chair and brings it in the
ring. Your Hero shows the
crowd the chair and turns back to Mr. Personality.
KKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!
YOUR HERO IS
HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE GUITAR!
1.2.FOOT ON
THE ROPE!
Mr.
Personality picks up Your Hero and shoots Your Hero off. Your Hero ducks a clothesline.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEE!!!
KNEELING-CHOKE-SLAM-POWER-BOMB!
1………………………………………………2……………………………………………………3
YOUR HERO IS
VICTORIOUS IN THE ACW HARDCORE TITLE DEFENSE!
Loyal
Subjects everywhere rejoice in a Nightmarish party. So ends another great adventure for
Your Hero.
So starts
another NIGHTMARE for the Loyal Subjects!
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