Journal   2/24/2002

Vs. Funky White Boyz Part1

Well Your Hero had an interesting weekend.  Your Hero was all over a BGZ card this past Sunday, kicking ass and taking names as usual.  The start of the night had The Funky White Boyz, Darren and Shawn Childs come out to face the Phantom Lords.  However, the Phantom lords skipped the evening, so The Funky White Boyz went to the ring acting like a bunch of stupid beaners.  Your Hero stood in the back fuming as The Funky White Boyz made an open challenge.  Your Hero stormed to the ring and challenged the two Goof Ballz.  Unfortunately BGZ rules state that Your Hero has to have a tag partner.  Out comes Clueless himself, Jason Gunn, the man who later in the card Your Hero will face.  Clueless start to babble about this and that, so Your Hero attacks Shawn Childs.  Then Clueless attacks Darren.

Your Hero throws out Shawn and lets Clueless prove how good of an opponent Clueless will be.

THUD.  Stomp from Clueless to Darren.

BANG!  Low blow from Darren to Clueless.

SMACK!  Side kick from Darren to Clueless.

KABLAMM!  Suplex to Clueless, and Darren tags out to Shawn.

The Goof Ballz shoot off  Clueless.  KABAMM!!

Double clothesline.  Shawn punches Clueless to the corner.  Clueless is shot to the other corner.

BOOM!  Shawn follows in with a clothesline.  Tag to Darren.

KABOOOM!!  Double suplex.  Darren hits the ropes.

SMASH!  Leg drop.

SLAM!!  A slam on the mat to Clueless.

THUD!  Kneedrop from Darren to Clueless.  Shawn is tagged in once again.  Clueless is repeatedly punched down to the mat by both Goof Ballz.

 THUD!  Now Shawn drops a knee to Clueless’ face.  Shawn picks up Clueless.

THUD!  DDT.  1..  2..  KICKOUT!  Your Hero is growing frustrated that Clueless is sucking so bad as a tag partner.

SLAM!  Another slam to the mat.

THUD!  A Funky Knee to Clueless’ face.  Shawn places Clueless in a side chinlock.  Clueless is mounting a comeback.

BAMM!  1 elbow to Shawn’s gut.

BAMM!!  A 2^nd elbow to Shawn’s gut.

Clueless hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline.

KABLAMM!  Shawn hits the 2^nd clothesline on Clueless.

Darren is tagged in as Your Hero watches a pathetic performance by Clueless.

SLAM!  Shawn slams Clueless to the mat, as Darren climbs the 2^nd rope.

BAMM!  Twisting Swanton.  1..  2..  KICKOUT!

SLAM!  Another slam to the mat on Clueless.

KABLAMM!  Top rope splash.  1..  2.KICKOUT!

Shawn is tagged in again.  The Goof Ballz shoot off Clueless and miss a double clothesline.  They the attempt a double backdrop.

KABAMM!  Clueless hits a double DDT on the Goof Ballz!

After shaking the cobwebs Clueless finally tags Your Hero.

KABLOOIE!  Your Hero hits a choke slam power bomb on Darren, as Shawn Childs falls out of the ring.

Your Hero calls for Clueless to help out, but Clueless is dazed and wants to shake Your Hero’s hand.

THUD!  Kick to Clueless’ gut from Your Hero.

KATHUD!  DDT from Your Hero to Clueless.

Your Hero pulls an unconscious Darren on top of Clueless.

1..  2..  3 The Goof Ballz take the win.

Now Your Hero knows that the Loyal Subjects may be confused, well let Your Hero straighten things up a bit.  Your Hero challenged the Goof Ballz 1^st asking for no help.  Clueless came down and stuck his nose in Your Hero’s business.  Next Your Hero was going to face Clueless later in the card for the BGZ Hardcore Title, so Your Hero just softened up Clueless for later.  The title is what Your Hero was worried about, not 2 Goof Ballz who mean nothing.  Remember Loyal Subjects; the night was just starting for Your Hero.

A.C. Riddick