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Journal 2/24/2002
Vs
Jason Gunn Part2
Well Loyal
Subjects, Your Hero was pitted against Jason Gunn for the BGZ Hardcore
Title. Your Hero had laid out
Clueless earlier alloying The Funky White Boyz to beat Your Hero’s team on
purpose. But Loyal Subjects
everywhere it was all apart of a bigger plan, winning the BGZ Hardcore
Title.
BAMM!BAMM!BAMM!
Your Hero
attacks Clueless as Clueless is announced and is walking out of the
entrance way.
SLAM! Your Hero Slams Clueless’ head
against the mat on the outside.
KABAMM! Chair to Clueless’ back!
KABOINK! Clueless is sent into the speakers!
BOINK! Eye poke to Clueless!
WWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK!! Viscous chop!
KAAAAAAABBBBBBBLLLOOOIIIEEE!!!! Clueless is sent into the chairs!
1…………………………..2……………………………KICKOUT!
Wait a sec who’s
the damn ref? ARE YOU KIDDING! IT’S RICK”I FUKABE IN YOUR MOUTH
NOT YOUR HANDS” PORTER! WAIY
WHO”S VOICE IS THAT I HEAR! WHAT
IN THE NAME OF JEROMY SAGE IS GOING ON, IT’S BRANDON”I’M PORTER’S FUKABE
PARTNER” McGRATH ANNOUNCING THE MATCH! DOUBLE FREAKIN’ CONSPIRACY!
KABLOIE! Clueless low blows Your Hero!
BAMM! A punch to Your Hero!
SLAM! Your Hero’s head is slammed to the
outside mat!
KABLOIE!! Your Hero gives Clueless a low
blow!
BAMM! BAMM! Forearms to Clueless’ back!
KKKKAAAABBBBBBBBLLLAAM! Trash can to the back of Clueless!
CCRAAAACCCKKK! Beer can to the forehead of
Clueless.
Your Hero
picks up Clueless and yells ”DO YOU WANT THIS BELT!”
TTHHUUDDD!! The BGZ Hardcore Title to the head
of Clueless.
WWHHAAMMM! Clueless is thrown into the
speaker.
1………………2………………KICKOUT!
Your Hero
picks up Clueless.
SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!! The head of Clueless is slammed
into the bar. Your Hero places
a foot across the throat of Clueless while attempting to order a beer from a
bartender who gives lousy service!
Your Hero
goes for a cover.
1………………………………..2………………………….KICKOUT! A second cover.
1……………………………………….2……………………………………KICKOUT!
Your Hero
argues with Ric ”I don’t need a jockstrap because I lost my FUKABE!” Porter. Unfortunately Clueless catches Your Hero off guard.
THUD! Gut shot on Your Hero!
WHACK! A garbage can to the back of Your
Hero.
KABLAMM! Your hero’s forehead is slammed
into a guard rail.
Clueless
grabs Your hero’s face and attempts to pull it apart.
BAMM! WHACK! THUD! Your
Hero is elbowed in the head , then booted in the back, followed by being
slammed head 1st into the bar counter.
KABLOOIE!! Kick to Clueless’ lower region!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
Chair to the
back of Clueless!
1……………………………………..2………………………………………KICKOUT!
Your Hero
grabs a water bottle from a fan and pours all over Clueless. Then Your Hero spits it into the crowd. Next Your Hero grabs a fans baby
bottle and shoves it down the throat of Clueless.
THUD! Stomp to the midsection of Clueless. Your Hero attempts a pile driver.
KATHUD! Your Hero is back dropped onto the
floor.
WWHHHAAMMM!!! Superkick to Clueless!
1………………………………………..2……………………………………….KICKOUT!
Your Hero
takes Clueless and shoves Clueless’ head into a garbage can.
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!! Broom to the garbage can!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Hero takes
the head of Clueless and rams it into a fans boot.
1………………………………………2……………………………………….KICKOUT!
Your Hero
tosses Clueless into the ring and stands over the back of Clueless.
WWHHAAMMM!! Your Hero comes down across the
back of Clueless real hard.
WWWWHHHAAAAMMM!!!! A second time across the back of
Clueless!
THUD! Clueless turns a knee to Your Hero’s
jewels!
BAMM! Punch to Your Hero’s head!
KABLAMM! Suplex to Your Hero!
KABAMM! 1 elbow to Your Hero!
KABAMM!! A 2nd elbow to Your
Hero!
1.. 2.. KICKOUT!
Your hero is
shot of the ropes. Your Hero
ducks a Clueless close line.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEE!!!!
CHOKE SLAM POWER
BOMB!
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YOUR HERO HAS
DONE IT. Your hero is now the
BGZ HARDCORE TITLE holder. Add this to the ACW Hardcore and
the IWA Heavyweight and that makes Your Hero a triple crown winner right
now!
Although
Loyal Subjects everywhere want to celebrate, Your Hero still had a little
more to do tonight!
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