Journal   3/16/2002

Welcome back Loyal Subjects, on this day Your Hero traveled to Humble, TX to work for a new promotion TASW, Texas All Star Wrestling.  Your Hero was surprised at the turn out for the promotion.  I would compare the fans there to those of the ACW.  Very dedicated and they remember everyone and everything.  I would face of against a wrestler by the name of The Beast.  At 1^st Your Hero was expecting a big wrestler, but when Your Hero finally saw The Beast, Your Hero had to stop from laughing to death.  While The Beast is in good shape, The Beast’s boots have blue fur on them and the entrance music for The Beast is “C is for Cookies’ by the Cookie Monster.  Well anyways on the same card was Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and yes Duggan is just how he seems on TV.  It was a real treat to meet Hacksaw.  Well now for the match.

Your Hero entered 1^st and was booed by these misinformed Subjects (note the are not LOYAL SUBJECTS, they haven’t earned that name yet).  Next The Beast came out to The Cookie Monster song (Loyal Subjects will have to forgive Your Hero he still can’t get over that one!).  The Beast was tossing cookies out to the fans (wait did Your Hero just say that the Beast was tossing cookies, LOL!) to get them on The Beast’s side.  Your Hero not wanting to wait attacked on the outside.

BAMM!BAMM!BAMM!  3 forearms to The Cookie Monster.  C.M. drops the cookies much to the dismay of The Subjects.

WHAM!  Your Hero slams C.M.’s head into the mat on the outside.  Your Hero tosses, wait no C.M. already tossed his cookies, um….  Your Hero threw, yeah that’s right Your Hero threw C.M. into the ring.

SMACK!  SMACK!  2 chops to C.M. from Your Hero.  Your Hero shoots C.M to the other corner and rushes in.

THUD!  Your Hero hits C.M.’s boot.

KABAMM!  C.M. bulldogs Your Hero to the mat.

THUD!  Kick to Your Hero’s head.

BAMM!  BAMM!  BAMM!  3 punches to Your Hero as Your Hero falls into the corner.

SMACK!  Chop in the first corner as Your Hero falls to the opposite side.

SMACK!  Another chop and Your Hero tries to get away in the other corner.

SMACK!  Your Hero’s chest is chopped again , Your Hero falls into the last corner.

SMACK!  Your Hero is chopped a 4^th time .

BOINK!  Your hero pokes the eyes of C.M.

BAMM!  BAMM!  BAMM!  Your Hero gives C.M. 3 forearms to the back sending C.M. to the mat.  Your Hero picks up C.M. and shoots off C.M.

BLAMM!  Elbow to C.M. 1……………………..2……………………….KICKOUT!

Your Hero shoots off C.M. again.

FFFFFUUUUUUUKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEE!!!

Clothesline from the Fukabe Flea Market!

1……………………………2………………………….KICKOUT!

Your Hero places C.M. in a chinlock to wear C.M. down.  C.M. starts to comeback.

WHAM!WHAM!  2 elbows to Your Hero’s midsection and hits the ropes.  C.M. ducks a clothesline and shoots off Your Hero and Your Hero ducks a clothesline.

KKKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBLLLOOOIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!

Praying Mantis(kneeling choke slam power bomb for those uninformed Loyal Subjects!)!

1……………………………….2…………………………KICKOUT!

BAMM!  Forearm to the back of C.M.

KABLAMM!  Your Hero straddles C.M. and downs across C.M.’s back.

KABLAMM!  A 2^nd time to C.M.’s back!

KABLOIE!  C.M. rolls over and lifts the knees to Your Hero’s jewels!  Schoolboy by C.M.

1..  2..  KICKOUT!

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUKKKKKKKAAAAAABBBBEEEEEE!!!!

Superkick to C.M.!

1……………………………..2………………………..KICKOUT!
Your Hero shoots off C.M.

KABOOM!  Backdrop to C.M.  Your Hero shoots off C.M. once again.

THUD!  C.M. delivers a X-Factor on Your Hero, both Your Hero and C.M. are down.

Your Hero gets up.

BAMM!  Punch to C.M.

BAMM!  Punch to Your Hero.

BAMM!  Punch to C.M.

BAMM!  Punch to Your Hero.

THUD!  Knee to C.M.’s midsection.

WHHHAAAAMMMM!  Suplex on C.M.

1…………………………..2………………………….KICKOUT!

Your Hero starts to climb the ropes.

BAMM!  Shot to Your Hero’s back from C.M.

Your Hero is turned around ,while C.M. climbs the ropes!

BAMM!BAMM!BAMM!BAMM!BAMM!

5 consecutive punches to Your Hero’s head.

KABBBBLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOIIIIEEEEE!!!

Power bomb from the bottom rope to the mat, delivered to C.M.

1………………………….2……………………..KICKOUT!!

Your Hero goes to the top of the ropes again, C.M. stumbles into the ropes causing Your Hero to straddle the corner.  C.M. climbs the turnbuckles.

KAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Superplex!

1..  2..  KICKOUT!

C.M. is shocked and goes for a slam.

KAAAAAABBBBBAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!

Your Hero floats over and delivers the DEATHDROP!!!

1……………………………….2………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!!!!

Your Hero is shocked, and calls for a moonsault.  C.M. catches Your Hero and lifts Your Hero on top of C.M.’s shoulders.

KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!

Your Hero hits hard.

Your Hero gets up .

KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!

BLOCKBUSTER ON YOUR HERO!

1.2.3

Your Hero is fast counted by the incompetent ref. Oh the travesty of it all.  Your Hero is dismayed at losing, but thrilled that his match was so awesome.  Since the match earlier that week with Masucka sucked ass so much Your Hero was beginning to wonder.  People say that A.C. you’re an OK wrestler, I say if I have a good opponent then you’ll get an awesome match, give me crap to work with and that’s what you’ll get, a crap match.

So Loyal Subjects everywhere rejoice in the fact that Your Hero still has it when it comes to wrestling.  Rejoice that TASW was so impressed that Your Hero has been asked to come back.  Rejoice in the fact that Your Hero met Hacksaw Jim Duggan.  Rejoice in the fact that THE NIGHTMARE IS BACK!

A.C. Riddick