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Journal 3/23/2002
Welcome Loyal
Subjects, Your Hero traveled to ACW this week to defend Your hero’s coveted
ACW Hardcore Title. Somehow
Jason Gunn convinced the promoters and bookers that The Clueless Wonder
deserved a title shot against Your Hero. Your Hero kicked Clueless’ ass a few weeks back for the
BGZ Hardcore Title, so Your hero will do it again on this night, in the
same format as before…HARDCORE!
Your hero
comes out to a chorus of BOO’s.
Well Your Hero decides to give the Loyal Subjects a 2nd
chance and goes to the corner only to be Boo’d more. Clueless thinking to out shine Your
Hero climbed the corner and got absolutely nothing but silence. Your hero went to the opposite
corner, again boo’s. Clueless
again hits the corner and again nothing, until Your Hero forearmed the crap
out of Clueless.
BOOM!BOOM!!
2 forearms to the back of Clueless!
SMACK!
Chop on
Clueless.
Your Hero
shoots of Clueless Clueless
ducks a clothesline and reverses Your Hero into the ropes. Clueless sets up for a clothesline,
however Your Hero sees this and grabs the ropes and goes to the outside.
BAMM! BAMM!!
Your Hero is
caught from behind, as Clueless nails Your Hero with 2 punches!
BOOM!
Forearm on
Your Hero’s back.
THUMP!
Your Hero’s head is slammed against
the mat.
THUD!
Stomp on Your Hero’s head.
KABLOIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Nut shot on Clueless, who goes to
the ground!
BOOM! BOOM!!
2 forearms to the back of Clueless! Your Hero takes Clueless and chokes
Clueless throat 1st over the guard rail.
THUMP! SMACK!!
Your Hero slams
Clueless’ head to the mat, followed by a vicious chop.
BOINK!!
Eye poke on
Clueless!
BAMM!
Your Hero
punches Clueless!
KABAMM!
Your Hero
continues deadly assault, by throwing Clueless into the ring post.
KABLAMM!!
Your Hero
grabs a caution sign that is for as wet area and hits Clueless with it.
SMEG!
A pie pan
from earlier in the show is slammed into the head of Clueless.
Your Hero
throws Clueless back into the ring.
Clueless is
sent into the ropes.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUKKKKKKKAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Clothesline
from the FUKABE FLEA MARKET!
1………………………………….2………………………………..KICKOUT!
WHAT IN THE
HELL, THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 3, WHO’S THE REF! OH GOD NO! IT’S
BRANDON “I FARTED AND IT SMELLS LIKE RICK” McGRATH!
BAMM!
Forearm to
the back of Clueless! Your Hero
straddles Clueless.
BLAMM!
Your Hero
comes down across the back of Clueless!
BLAMM!!
A 2nd
time across the back!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Your Hero
lands on Clueless’ knees.
BAMM!
Punch to Your
Hero’s head!
Both Your
hero and Clueless recover at the same time.
BOINK!
Another eye
poke to Clueless! Your Hero
places Clueless over the 2nd rope and starts to choke Clueless
out.
Brandon “All
I wanna do is a Fukabe Luscious one time” McGrath starts to argue with Your
Hero. Clueless falls into the
corner.
SMACK!!!
Your Hero chops Clueless. Clueless
is sent to the opposite corner.
KABLAMM!
Boot to Your
Hero’s face.
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Suplex on
Your Hero.
KABBBBBLLLOOOOIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Nut shot to
Clueless!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!
SUPERKICK! Clueless hit the mat hard! Your Hero climbs to the 2nd
rope.
BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
2nd
rope axe handle!
1……………………..2………………………..KICKOUT!
WHAT IN THE
NAME OF JEROMY SAGE IS GOING ON HERE!
BRANDON “MY HAND IS LIMP AND IT AIN”T HURT” McGRATH COUNT RIGHT!
Clueless
falls outside.
THUD!
Your Hero
stomps Clueless in the head.
KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Elbow drop
from the mat to the floor onto Clueless! The ref is out of position. The count is up to 30.
1……………………………………2………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!
LOOK BRANDON
“I HIDE GERBILS ON MY BODY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK” McGRATH, IF YOU DON’T
START COUNTING RIGHT, I’M GONNA TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU AND PORTER ARE
LOVERS!
Your hero
brings Clueless back into the ring.
WHAM!
Clueless is
slammed to the mat! It’s time
Loyal Subjects for the MOONSAULT!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!
Your Hero
goes for the count.
1…………………………………….2…………………………KICKOUT!!!!
WHAT!? NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!
Your Hero takes Clueless shoots
Clueless to the opposite corner.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEE!!!!
CHOKE SLAM
POWER BOMB!
Your Hero is
about to go for the pin.
BAMM!
Your Her5o is
turned around and kicked in the gut by EUROFAG!
KAABBBLLAAMMM!!!
Spinning pump
handle slam!
Eurofag pulls
Clueless on top of Your Hero!
1.2.3!
ROBBED YOUR
HERO WAS ROBBED! THE COSPIRACY
LIVES ON NO!!!
Your Hero attacks Eurofag and
clotheslines Eurofag to the outside.
Your Hero kicks the crap out of Eurofag all the way to the back.
Loyal
Subjects, this will be the last REAL journal for a while, as you will read
on the next match Your hero was hurt extremely bad. Never fear Loyal Subjects your hero
is still well Your Hero and the NIGHTMARE will live on.
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