8-2-01
Well Loyal Subjects, once again Your Hero
went forward into a new organization this time the South Texas Extreme
Wrestling or STEW for short. Yes, Your Hero thought that the name
was very stupid too, but - hey - at least they are willing to show off
Your Hero.
At first Your Hero was schedule to face
the ever BIG GOOF, Shadow; however, he chickened out when he learned off
his opponent. So Your Hero was placed against Jason Lincoln, also
known as Jason Gunn, or The Future (HAHAHAHAHA), or as I like to call him
Clueless. On top of a name change he is also no longer from Texas
but Calgary Alberta, Canada. Whatever the case he's still no match
for Your Hero.
Your Hero walked out to a less than receptive
crowd. These people obviously had never been privy to such talent
as Your Hero. Well Clueless walked out and immediately the crowd
started apologizing to Your Hero for not being as receptive as they should
have been. Even to the point that a man in the front row said he
liked Your Hero's tights!
Well loyal subjects I know everyone wants
a piece of Your Hero but Your Hero does not, will not and has never swung
that way. Sorry you damn pervert.
Anyway, Clueless got in the ring and smacked
Your Hero in the face and then hightailed it. Then he laughed at
Your Hero, that is until Your Hero smacked Clueless so hard it almost made
him pretty.
Your Hero went to work on the head of Clueless.
This one really gets Your Hero laughing because Clueless is supposed to
be the greatest Submission Artist and Technician in the business today.
Yet he couldn't get anything over on Your Hero.
Anytime The Clueless Wonder attempted a
move Your Hero not only countered but then re-countered until Clueless
slammed down for the setup of the....................MOONSAULT.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We get a 1................2....................
no 3?
His foot was on the ropes?. What !?!?!?!?!?!?!
NO!!!!!
Your Hero was robbed .............
So now Your Hero applies the Sharpshooter............
Clueless taps out........
but NO!!!!
The ref bumps into Your Hero knocking him
over and allowing Clueless to reverse the hold ..........
Your Hero is reaching for the ropes............
almost just a miss.............
The ref calls the bell..............
He's Saying Your Hero tapped out.
Robbed again. What the hell. Your Hero was screwed once again.
Plus Clueless was able to injure Your Hero's back.
Well fortunately, Your Hero was consoled
by his great Subjects as Your Hero was given a standing ovation just for
having to wrestle Clueless.
At the end of the night such great Subjects
such as Alex, Candi, Bambi, and Brook said how much Their Hero inspired
them. Well for you true Loyal Subjects keep having Nightmares and
keep cheering for Your Hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |