This weekend was a wild weekend for Your Hero as he once again ventured into ACW to do battle, and once again Your Hero's reputation preceded him as Tad Murphy was the original opponent but backed out when he found out who he was facing.  

So former foe, Rob Summers, was flown in from the beach to face Your Hero.  Last time Your Hero faced off against this Beach Bum, the Bum was able to pull off an upset win in GCWA. Well not this time, as Your Hero was prepared for the Bum. 

Your Hero walked out to a less than positive welcome, yet still Your Hero walked head high and telling it like it is. The Beach Bum turned his back and made fun of Your Hero, and, well, he felt the devastating FOREARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Down goes the Beach Bum, but then all of the sudden the light got in Your Hero's eyes giving the Beach Bum the advantage.  Kick to the face, spring board elbow, drop-kick, drop-kick, and Flapjack. 

Your Hero rolled out to rethink strategy and was chased by the Beach Bum.  Well Your Hero ducked a clothesline and then out of the corner of the eye what does Your Hero see?  A nickel on the ground,  well Your Hero picks it up and goes to give it to the Beach Bum and connected with his jewels.  

Totally unintentional!!!!  I swear!! and Your Hero never LIES!!! 

Your Hero climbed the turnbuckle and gave the Beach Bum a flying plancha.  Beach Bum is thrown back in as Your Hero climbs the turnbuckle for a devastating move and is distracted by the ugliest woman Your Hero has ever seen.

This gives the Beach Bum time to grab Your Hero and throw him to the canvas.  This was followed by a spin kick.  Then the Beach Bum went for a backdrop....  

Big Mistake. 

Boot to the face followed by a superkick 1..........................2.................... 

Kick out??  Now dammit that was a long count. 

Your Hero worked on the Beach Bum's back - 1 time, 2 times, GROIN SHOT?!?!? 

The Bum cheated, he throws off Your Hero, duck of the clothesline and BOOM! Flying Forearm! 

Next the Bum is placed in an abdominal stretch.  The Bum is screaming like a bitch in heat.  The biased ref (Ric the Retard Ref) kicks Your Hero's hand, distracting Your Hero giving the Bum a hip toss.  

But never fear, a quick drop-kick and all was right in the world. The Bum is thrown to the corner...  1 punch to the head...   2 punches to the head...  3...  POWERBOMB?!?!? 

Your Hero was caught off guard.  

The counts at 8  - Your Hero throws a punch its blocked, the bum hits 1, again the same thing happens..............  then the Bum hits a Downward Spiral 1..2..kickout! Still in it! Shoots Your Hero off the ropes - elbow! Then Backdrop 1..2..kickout!!!!! Another backdrop..........  

NO!! Your Hero catches The Bum ......Reverse Neckbreaker.....1................................2.....................kick out ! 

No - robbed by a slow count! Your Hero climbs the ropes....................  MOONSAULT...............  BOOM!!! 

1...............................2................................3........  Yes Your Hero is Victorious!!!!!!!!!!! 

Now even though this in itself is enough for celebration Your Hero's night was far from over. The loser from Heavy Artillery, Cobra, had just won a match.  This was of minor concern as Your Hero wanted to finish some unsolved business with Eurocane. Your Hero grabs the mic and tells of how Eurofag stole a victory from Your Hero and the midget Cobra attacks from behind.  He forearmed Your Hero, can you my Loyal Subjects believe THIS MIDGET ATTACKED YOUR HERO WITH FOREARMS!!!! 

Well all of the Loyal Subjects know what this disrespect calls for THE DEATHDROP. BOOM.  Down and Your Hero makes quick work of this impromptu match.  Your Hero throws the Midget over the ropes and finishes his challenge to EUROFAG! 

Finally Eurofag takes the bait.  FOREARMS .1..2..3...4..5..6..  Nut shot on Your Hero.  It falls to the outside.  Another impromptu match is under way. We battle all the way up the ramp thus ending it in a No Contest.

Well Eurofag we'll meet another day, Then You'll Know The NIGHTMARE!!!! As for my Loyal Subjects unpleasant dreams!!!! 

Downing Cobra	Talking to my Loyal Subjects