Once again Loyal Subjects, Your Hero has made an impact in the wrestling world.

This week Your Hero traveled to Alvin, TX for the Ground Zero Wrestling where Your Hero did battle with both Rob Summers and Kid Soulja in a 3 way dance. 

Easy Money, better known as A-Train or Mr. Freeze but will always be remembered as Manila The Gorilla, was supposed to be in this epic battle, but backed out when he was told Your Hero was in the match. Manila isn't as stupid as he looks, as he remembered the ass kicking that Your Hero put on him 2 weeks ago. 

So Your Hero was all prepared to face the little midget Kid Soulja in a singles match, when all of a sudden Rob Summers (Beach Bum) decided to stick his nose in. That's fine with Your Hero, as all of the Loyal Subjects remember last weeks match were The Beach Bum had his ass handed to him. 

The match starts and both Beach Bum and Carlton Banks look around in awe of Your Hero, so Your Hero knocked the teeth out of Carlton Banks head...BAM!!!....SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!....BOOM!!!!!!!!............

The Bum interrupts and punches Your Hero, this is followed by a clothesline. Your Hero slides out letting Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber beat the crap out of each other. Carlton is thrown out, Your Hero pounds the crap out of this midget loser. SLAM!!!  Carlton's face hits the mat. Your Hero looks up and is taken out by The Bum from the top rope to the floor. 

Your Hero climbs up and hits a flying crossbody on both of the losers to the outside. Carlton gets up and he hits one on both Your Hero and the Bum. The losers battle back into the ring. Your Hero catches his breath. Your Hero stops the count as Carlton goes for a cover on the Bum. Your Hero throws Carlton from the ropes and he reverses it. Carlton goes for a backdrop. Kick to the face....BOOM!!!!!!!.....Superkick...1............................2...(slow count again Ric The Ref!!)............The Bum stops the count. 

The bum punches Your Hero 1 time....2 times...3 times...Atomic Drop. He lifts Your Hero and Carlton hits Your Hero. These 2 Dummies are working together. 

Downward Spiral by the Bum.....Frogsplash by Carlton 1...2..The Bum stops the count and pins Your Hero 1..2..Carlton stops the count. These 2 idiots are arguing. Your Hero rolls out for a breather. The Bum hits a Tiger Driver 1..2...Your Hero stops the count...Carlton is SLAMMED to the mat...

LOYAL SUBJECTS KNOWS WHAT COMES NOW..................................MOONSAULT..........BOOM!!!! 

YOUR HERO FREAKIN MISSED AGAIN!!!!!NO NO NO NO!!!!

Carlton shoots off Your Hero and goes for a slam. BOOM.............DEATHDROP!!!!!! 

Your Hero tells the crowd it's over.1...wait Your Hero hasn't pinned Carlton...2....kick to The Bum. Punch , punch, clothesline, and out of the ring goes The Bum. Your Hero goes for the pin...1...................2..........CRUCIFIX BY CARLTON...1...2..FEET IN THE ROPE.

Your Hero picks up Carlton and SMALLPACKAGE.1.2.3. NO YOUR HERO'S TIGHTS WERE BEING HELD AND A FREAKIN FAST COUNT TO BOOT. 

Conspiracy, that's what it is, RIC THE REF is conspiring against me. 

Never fear Your Hero maybe down but not out. Your Hero will have revenge!!!! Till then have a great NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!