Loyal Subjects stand up and cheer Your Hero is here. This past Sat. Your Hero made his way to San Antonio, TX to take part in the Red Cross Benefit Show. Loyal Subjects on hand were treated to twice the amount of fun as Your Hero wrestled twice, once against Zane Morris, and then forming the deadly tag team The Educated Nightmare with Jeromy Sage to take on IWA champ Masada and Your Hero’s trainer Rudy Boy Gonzales. Yes it was indeed a historical night of epic proportions and a good cause to boot.

Your Hero’s was pitted against “The Inzane One” Zane Morris, but Your Hero took one look and just plain Moron seemed to be a better analogy. Your Hero made his way down to the ring WALKING LIKE A HIT AND TALKING A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT!! After having to calm both Moron and the ref… hey wait a minute, who is the ref, OH HELL NO!!! IT'S FREAKIN RIC ”I NEED MY GRANDDADDIES GLASSES SO I CAN SEE” PORTER!!!! CONSPIRACY IT HAS TO BE!! Anyways, these two lovebirds decided that they were jealous and just had to touch Your Hero’s ass, sorry boys Your Hero is not gay!!

Finally Moron locks up with Your Hero and grabs a headlock. After repeated attempts of trying to get out Your Hero finally took Moron to the ropes and shot Moron off.

SMACK!!!

Your Hero is it with a shoulder block. Moron hits the ropes, Your Hero drops down, Moron goes over, Your Hero gets up and turns and…..

BOOOOOMMM!!!!

Forearm to the face. Your Hero is busted open. Your Hero is shot off and is hip tossed, now arm dragged, and then a dropkick. Your Hero smartly slides out.

After contemplating whether to leave or stay Your Hero decides to stay and fight.

Another lock up, this time Your Hero grabs the headlock. Moron reverses it. Your Hero takes him to the corner and….

THUD!!! Gut shot!!

THUD!!! A 2^nd gut shot!!

SMAAAACKKK!!! Vicious chop!!

Your Hero shoots off Moron, reversal, Moron goes for a splash, No Your Hero moves and Moron crashes to the floor!!!

Your Hero takes over and starts with, yes Loyal Subjects everywhere guessed it FOREARMS. 1 and then a 2^nd, now Your Hero stands over Moron as he reaches for the ropes….

BOOOMM!!! Down across Moron’s back!

BOOOOMMM!!! A 2^nd time across Moron’s back!

THUUUUDDD!!! Moron flips over and drives the knees into Your Hero’s JEWELS!!!

Suplex by Moron. Moron climbs the ropes and goes for a cross body. Your Hero always thinking moves as Moron crashes to the floor!!!!

Your Hero picks up Moron and suplexes Moron to the mat.

1…………………………….2………………………….kickout!!!!! That’s it Your Hero has had enough, someone call the FBI there is a conspiracy against Your Hero!!!!

Your Hero puts Moron in a sleeper. Down goes Moron he slumps to the ground.

The ref checks the arm……………..it falls.

A 2^nd check………………………….it falls again!!!

Ric lifts the hand again it falls, but bounces up, Ric The Ref is saying that it didn’t hit!!! CONSPIRACY!!

Moron makes a comeback and BOOM!!!

Gut shot!!!

THUD!!!!

A 2^nd gut shot!!!!

THUD!!!!

A 3^rd gut shot!!!!

Moron hits the ropes and goes right back into the sleeper. Moron grabs Your Hero’s head and…

KKEEEEEEERRRRRPLLLLUUUUNCCCKKK!!!!!

Moron drives Your Hero’s jaw into Moron’s head. Both Moron and Your hero are down. Ric” The Retarded “ Ref starts the count.

Your Hero gets up and …. BOOOMM!!

Punch to Moron…. BOOOMM!!

Punch to Your Hero… THUD!!

Moron blocks Your Hero’s punch and BOOOMMM!

Another punch to Your Hero. Moron shoots off Your Hero, Your Hero jumps over Moron, Your Hero picks up Moron for a slam, Ric” I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up” Ref gets in the way, Moron’s feet hit Ric in the head, Your Hero slams Moron anyways.

Moron kicks out and hit Your hero, who hits the mat. Moron goes for a clothesline, Your Hero ducks, Your Hero goes for a clothesline, Moron ducks, Your Hero goes for a 2^nd clothesline, Moron blocks and goes for his finisher. Your Hero always thinking knees Moron in the back and …….

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

DEATHDROP!!!

NO REF!!! WHAT THE @#@*!!!

Your Hero goes over and picks up Ric” I’m freakin USELESS” The Ref and puts him into position (COUNTING POSITION YOU FREAKIN PERVERTS!!!)

1……………………….

ZANE ROLLS YOUR HERO UP!!!

123! WHAT THE…….. THAT WAS THE QUICKEST COUNT IN THE HISTORY OF COUNTING!!!!

Moron runs to the back, the smartest thing he did all night. Ric The Ref comes into the ring and when Your Hero turns around RIC PUSHED YOUR HERO TO THE GROUND. Well this only happened because Your Hero was off balance and Ric has been taking steroids. Next time Ric, Your Hero will be ready!!!

Even though things may have started out on the wrong foot for Your Hero, the night was young and things were about to get interesting, Loyal Subjects around the world dare not miss the 2^nd part of this journal……