Journal   7/13/2002

Loyal Subjects around the world stand and cheer, for Your Hero is here! On this day Your Hero ventured to Humble, TX to challenge Mr. Mayhem in TASW. Your Hero as always was ready for the challenge.

Gayboy went out 1^st and cut some promo that no one understood. Your Hero next came to the ring, with Loyal Subjects CHEERING for a change. Your Hero, however was and is still the KICKASS that Your Hero is.

Your Hero and Gayboy lock up.

BAMM!

Gayboy hiptosses Your Hero! Another lock up.

BAMM!

Gayboy hiptosses Your Hero a 2^nd time! Another lock up.

BAMM!BAMM!! KABAMM!!!

Your Hero hits 2 hiptosses in succession followed by a dropkick, sending Gayboy out of the ring. After several seconds of stalling Gayboy made it back into the ring. Your Hero and gayboy go to lock up again.

SCRATCH!!

Gayboy scraps Your Hero’s eyes.

WHAM!

Gayboy slams Your Hero’s head into the turnbuckle. Gayboy send Your Hero to the opposite corner, Your Hero reverses.

KABAMM!!

Your Hero delivers a monkey flip to Gayboy. Your Hero then grabs a headlock and takes Gayboy to the mat. Gayboy pulls your Hero’s hair and rolls your hero up for a pin.

1.2.KICKOUT!

Gayboy grabs Your Hero’s tights and tries another pin.

1.2.KICKOUT!

Gayboy works Your Hero to the ropes and goes to send Your Hero off. Your Hero grabs Gayboy’s shirt and goes right back into a headlock. Gayboy attempts to shoot your hero off a 2^nd time, again Your Hero grabbed Gayboy’s shirt and went back into a headlock. Gayboy finally shoots Your Hero off and attempts a clothesline.

KKKKKKAAABBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!

Your Hero ducks and turns it into an inverted ddt.

1………………………………….2………………………………KICKOUT!!!!!

Your Hero goes to the top turnbuckle to hit a flying clothesline.

KKKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBBBLLLOOOIIIEEEEE!!!!

Gayboy hits the ropes, which crotches your hero on the top turnbuckle.

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

SUPERPLEX!

1.2.KICKOUT!

Gayboy attempts a piledriver.

BOOM!

Your Hero backdrops Gayboy.

BAMM! BAMM!!

Your Hero punches Gayboy to the ropes. Your Hero shoots off Gayboy, who reverses Your Hero.

WWWWWHHHHAAAAMMMMM!!!!

Gayboy hits Your Hero with a clothesline. Gayboy takes your Hero to the corner and proceeds to choke Your Hero. Gayboy shoots your Hero to the opposite corner. Gayboy rushes in …….

KKKAAAAABBBBOOOMMMMMM!!!

Your Hero moves as Gayboy misses a splash. After a 8 count your hero and Gayboy both rose up to face off.

BAMM! BAMM! BAMM!

Your Hero hits a trifecta of punches and shoot off Gayboy.

FFFFFFFUUUKKKKAAAABBBBEEEEE!!!!

Your Hero hit a Clothesline From The Fukabe Flea Market!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!

Choke-Slam-Power-Bomb!

1……………………………..2……………………….KICKOUT!

Your hero takes Gayboy to the corner.

KABLOIE!

Your Hero is mule kicked in the groin. Gayboy proceeds to choke Your Hero, when the ref attempts to stop Gayboy, Gayboy knocks the ref out. Gayboy goes for a punch which is blocked by Your Hero.

BAMM! BAMM!!

Your Hero punches Gayboy to the ropes and shoots off Gayboy.

BOOOOOMMM!!!

Backdrop to Gayboy!

WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

SUPERKICK To GAYBOY!

Gayboy is sent flying to the outside. The ref gives your hero the win by DQ! Your hero has stopped the losing streak. Loyal Subjects everywhere rejoice! Patience has paid off! The Nightmare lives on!

A.C. Riddick