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Journal 7/7/2002
Loyal Subjects everywhere, stand up and cheer, Your Hero is
here! On this day, Your Hero traveled down to San Antonio, TX, to work for
ACW. The opponent would be The Texas Renegade or Mr. Personality.
Your Hero came out of the curtains and went straight for Mr.
Personality.
BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
Your Hero and Mr. Personality trade punches back and forth.
After several seconds Mr. Personality gains the upper hand and throws Your
Hero into the ring.
KABOOM!
Your Hero lands an axe handle across Mr. Personality’s back.
Your Hero takes Mr. Personality to the corner.
SSSSSMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Vicious chop to Mr. Personality. Your Hero shoots off Mr.
Personality, who reverses.
BBBAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Clothesline to Your Hero. Mr. Personality shoots Your Hero
off.
BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!
Sidewalk slam on Your Hero.
1.2.KICKOUT!
DAMMIT IT’S RICK”I PEE IN MY PANTS”PORTER! You better not
screw me over again Rick!
Mr. Personality takes Your Hero to the ropes.
SSSMMMMAAAACCKKK!
A chop to Your Hero! Your Hero is sent off and Mr.
Personality goes for a back drop.
TTHHHHHHHHHUUUUUDDDDDD!!!!!!
Kick to Mr. Personality!
KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!
SUPERKICK!
1…………………………………….2……………………………….KICKOUT!
RICK YOU SON OF A ……………………………
Your Hero shoots off Mr. Personality.
KAAAAAAABBBBLLLLLOOIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
A flapjack to Mr. Personality.
1…………………………………….2……………………………………KICKOUT!!!!
RICK, I WOULD SAY I HOPE YOU CATCH HERPIES, BUT YOU WOULD
HAVE TO BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX FIRST!!!!
Your Hero applies a chinlock. Mr. Personality starts to
counter out.
BOOM! BOOM!
2 elbows to Your Hero. Mr. Personality hits the ropes and
ducks a clothesline by Your Hero. Mr. Personality then shoots Your Hero to the
ropes, and Your Hero ducks a clothesline.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
KNEELING CHOKE SLAM POWER BOMB!
1………………………………..2………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!
RICK, I HOPE YOUR COMPUTER DIES SO YOU CAN’T SPANK IT
ANYMORE, YOU PERVE!
Your Hero snapmares Mr. Personality down, and climbs the
ropes. IT’S MOONSAULT TIME!
KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLOOOOOOOOOIIIIEEE!!!!!!
Your Hero misses. Mr. Personality goes to slam Your Hero,
Your Hero reverses!
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
DEATHDROP!
1……………………………..2………………………….KICKOUT!
WHAT! HE DIDN’T KICKOUT YOU LOSER!
Your Hero is distracted by Rick ”I spanked my monkey so much
now I’m blind” Porter.
KABOOM!
Mr. Personality hits a modified Urange to a sit down atomic
drop.
1.2.3!
Robbed, Your Hero was robbed. Setback, that’s all this was.
Never fear loyal subjects your Hero isn’t out. Your Hero will get the job
done in the end. Till next we meet, have a EVILISH TIME!
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