Camera fades in on Mister Happy and Oklahoma Hank playing cards against two Mexican midget wrestlers. Father Miami is sitting back in a chair and watching television. Anthony Pavoratti comes in and begins asking him questions.
::Father Miami is at his office...sitting in a chair...looking very disturbed::...
First off...You fuckin Little Bitch...Big Sexy...You think you can humiliate me?...The world Champ in front of the whole damn world?...and GET AWAY
WITH IT!?...Hell No...and you Nate and Bad T...you two mindless lackeys...I'll deal with you two little bitches in due time...You must think that you are
Untouchable?..eh Woody?!...
::Mister Happy walks in and skips over to a
corner and tries to light Father Miami's ceramic dog on fire::...
::The Muffin Man comes in and tries to calm down Father Miami::...
I won't fuckin stand for this Muffin
::he begins to scream::...
WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' BACK WOODY...BAD T AND NATE WON'T ALWAYS BE THERE HA HA...
::The scene fades as Mister Happy tries to set The Muffin Mans arm on fire::...
Terry - 'Tonight teh tournament to crown a new North American/German Champion. Here is the first of the eight matches.'
The Japanesse anthym begins to play. J. Lee comes down to the ring and hops over the top rope and in the ring. 'Bulls on Parade' by Rage Against the Machine blairs and Hard Purgatory Worm comes down.
Worm overcomes Lee with his power fast. Worm muscles him into a piledriver. Worm pulls him back to his feet with one hand and tosses him into a corner. Stomps to the midsection. Stan Chase nails teh ref, Worm turns and gets nailed too. J. Lee rolls out of the ring to safety. Stan begins working the big man's ribs with the chair. Dark Angel dives in the ring and attacks Stan. He pounds on Stan some and the 187 Mafia turns on Stan and beat him down too. As they do both Worm and Angel make it to their feet. Angel grabs Nasty Nate and a reverse powerbomb. Stan slides in the ring and nails Worm with the chair again, and turns to DDT Angel. J. Lee runs in and locks him up from behind into a dragon sleeper. Stan is struggling. Angle makes it to his feet and stopms at Stan. The Mafia attacks him from behind. J. Lee lets go of Stan and climbs the ropes, he jumps to give a frog splash to Worm. The ref crawls over, 1...2...and 3.
The winnder and advancer in the tournament, J. Lee!!
Commercial for a George Foreman Grill airs.
Worm and Angel are walking to their locker room and the 187 Mafia with Jon Woody attack them.
Anthony - 'Listen fans, you don't know what it is like in the Dark Niggalo's locker room. Like being in a twisted fun house or something.
Terry - 'Well, you deal, we have our second tournament match now, we have some tonight and more on Ice.'
Just plain George, still Hardcore is in the ring. 'Assassins' begins to play by ICP. The lights flicker and the spotlight appears on Mister Happy. He rides down to the ring on his yellow bike and he has El Calante', the Mexican midget wrestler on the handle bars. He is honking that oh so disturbing horn. Mister Happy sets El Calante' on the announce table and attacks Just Plain Hardcore George. He throws George into the ropes, catching him with a smooth belly-to-belly suplx. George tries to battle up with punches, but Happy headbutts him and George staggers. Happy whips him into the corner and nails him with a body avalanche. George is not all there, he stumbles into the middle of the ring and Mister Happy spears him down. Mister Happy slides out of the ring and begins to chant 'burrito, burrito' and slides back in. George is waiting and kicks him in the nutts and gives him the Hardcore Plunge. El Calante' runs in and begins to bite George. George gives him the Hardcore Plunge too. Mister Happy reaches up and rolls up George, 1...2...kick out. He snags George and does the Big Top running powerbomb. 1...2...3.
The winner and man to advance is Mister Happy.
Anthony - 'We have another match in a minute, but first we have Terry standing by with the Super Star Stan Chase.'
The hallway, Terry - 'Stan, why this obsession with the Dark Angel and Hard Purgatory Worm?'
Stan Chase - 'Listen Terry, there is only one obsession. That is the one they have with a star. I have limos and women, they are just poor white trash. It is simple, they want to be a star like me. Soon I will show both men all the stars in the world, if they stick their damn noses in my business again.'
