Heres some of the emails i got in the last month or so please enjoy this reading
FROM: marvelous_matt_miller@hotmail.com
you have to be the stupidest human being alive.pro wrestling is fake you schlong spelunking ass tapping ogre.if i was your older brother,i would have shot your parents before they conceived you.
ROCKY SUCKS!
AND YOU SUCK TWO.
MARK: ok so this is what i call a stupid email ok cause you say pro wrestling is fake but my special internet says pro wrestling is real thats why i call it www.prowrestlingisreal.com ok? You called me stupid and thats very mean and you are a very mean person i think you need anger managing so im gonna give your name to my preacher Martin luther king Jackson and he gonna pray for you cause you need it and he gonna say oh pullease lordy lordy have mercy for matt miller cause hes stupid oh please lord forgive this man and rocky he dont suck hes a former wwf champion hes good.
FROM: everlastt99@aol.com
I just checked out the site. WTF?
MARK: thank you for reading my internet and im glad you liked my internet but i dont no what that word is wtf? Does anybody no what this word mean cause sometimes my spelling it isnt so good and maybe this word is in dictionary but i dont see it so please send me email if you no this and thanks mark rickwalder.
FROM: fdarules@hotmail.com
My name's Tom, and I'm from Northampton, in England (really, not like those guys who lied to you). I'm 14 years old and I am a member of an actual wrestling federation! It's called BRAWL (which stands for "The British Real Attitude Wrestling League) and I'm only in training at the moment, but I have been set to appear in a show soon.
Their website is http://www.extremebrawl.cjb.net
Good luck on everything and if you get the hamburger job, make one for me.
Yours, Tom.
MARK: Hi tom and thanks for reading my internet and im very happy cause you liked it and it is cool cause now i no somebody they are really from england across the atlantaic ocean not like those guys chico and paco they lied to me you no? Its great that you are gonna be a pro wrestler cause someday im gonna see you do wrestling for wwf maybe? I wanted to be a pro wrestler when i was 14 years old two but my guidance conselor he say mark you a bit slow and you could get hurt so you shouldnt do this but maybe you can do a job where you help people like i help people all the time at Mcdonalds like i tell people where the bathroom is and stuff all the time. Youre gonna have to send me your address so that when i get to make hamburgers i can send you some cause they say maybe buy Christmas i can do this but i tell them i cant work Christmas day cause thats jesus birthday.
FROM: delirium@fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Sir, I wanted to inform you that your page is the coolest damn thing I've seen in my four years online. That's about all, but I figured it was important.
MARK: i am really happy you like my internet and so this is what i call a good email, not a stupid one like the one i got from matt miller i dont think he very marvelous i think maybe he stupid instead but i seen youre internet too and it is very good i had some good laughs and stuff and i think for everybody out there who reads internets if you like fat chicks when they wear hats at partys and stuff then you should definately go to this internet.
FROM: broadway3000@hotmail.com
It scares me how real your site is, it really does. Damn funny though
MARK: thanks for saying you think my internet is funny cause sometimes i make jokes like about my stupid brother and stuff like one time i said my brother my mom she said he has a small penis that was really funny but i dont no why are you sacred of my internet sometimes? I just write raw reports and pages about me and stuff i like i dont think they are scary or nothing cause like freddy kruger or maybe jason they are scary but i dont think my internet is very scary but thanks for reading my internet anyway.
FROM: bobby_recher@hotmail.com
I am like 98 % sure this is a fake pardoy site. I mean if it is real then hey the guy is cool and he got some from the marysue girl. haha You oughta send miss marysue this way, i love wrestling with girls. If this is fake you all should tell me or else i.m gonna be wondering. i hope you update i.ll be back to read it if you. Cracked me up. Keep up the good work.
Later, Bobby
MARK: I think maybe this is a stupid email cause he say that pro wrestling is fake and my internet it talks about fake stuff like pro wrestling but maybe its a good email cause he say he likes marysue and thats ok cause everybody in Magee they no marysue and marysue she like everybody i no this. So you like marysue two well ok then maybe you should send her a letter cause i dont no do you live in Magee? You can send this letter to her grandmoms house cause i dont no for sure where she live now but if you send this letter their she will get it soon. Her grandmas address is
Ethel Shilnutt 1110 3rd St SE Magee, MS 39111
FROM: Wrestln123@aol.com
Hello. I just wanted to let you know I really love your site. Keep up the good work and keep watching wrestling.
Wes
MARK: Thanks and im gonna watch wrestling all the time you bet ok specially now cause im back from my cousints in Hattiesburg and my stupid brother hes not gonna be allowed to use my internet anymore and i really hate him sometimes even cause in church they say dont hate other people but my brother he did something really bad when he tried to steal my internet.
FROM: Ihateskool1@aol.com
you suck.........HHH is the man...Rock sucks.....you both suck
MARK: stupid email!!! Triple Heytch he sucks a lot and now he aint got no title belts so ha ha cause he is stupid and he sucks and rocky he is great and hes a former wwf champion and so he dont suck but i think that probably you are stupid specially cause you hate school and you should learn in school and i liked school but sometimes people they called me names cause im slow but i graduted i got my ged did you graduate from school cause i dont think so if you hated it.
FROM: jonnyhath11@hotmail.com
Hey mark,
Just wanted to e-mail you to let you know I dig the site. It's refreshing to read the opinions of a guy who does not take himself so seriously, unlike the other "wrestling jounalists" on the web. Kepp up the good work buddy. I'm not sure how you would feel about this, but if there is a position open, I would love to come write for you. Just e-mail me back and let me know.
Thanks dude!
MARK: thanks for this good email jonny. i dont do serious things on my internet but i just want people to read my reports cause i think they are good cause i work real hard on them you know like i watch the show but i have to write stuff down and then i gotta make sentences and then go to my uncles house and i type on the computer and then he puts my typing on my internet. If you want to write something on my internet you gotta send it to me an a special email like make sure the title says something like jonny hath 11 special writing about pro wrestling and then my uncle hes gotta read it and make sure it is ok but if it is a good email maybe ill put it on my internet thanks.
FROM: Gumboy41@aol.com
God, whoever it is that made this website up i would like to shake their hand. This is the funniest shit i have seen in a long time. And all those pictures of Mark and his uncle and what not. God damn they are awesome. And of course the great reviews of the WWF and such. But if you ever make another website like this or if you have any others like this, please send them to me.
john
MARK: why do you ask god who makes this internet cause i can already tell you the answer it is me mark rickwalder i right all the stuff for this internet except for one time my stupid older brother mike he tried to steal my internet but that aint gonna happen again. but im glad you like my raw reports and my family we have some good pictures and stuff im glad you like them and hope to see more emails from you on my internet.
FROM: Anvilaxehammer@aol.com
You know now to be mean or anything but you really should check your spelling and grammar on your website. Also, the internet is all of the websites in the world. Your "personal internet" is really just your homepage or website.
MARK: oh well you should go to my internet now cause i do spelling checking, well actually my uncle he has a special program on his computer it does the spelling checking and it works really good cause sometimes my spelling it aint two good and stuff but its better now. Oh and i got a homepage and i also got pages with raw reports and stuff about me and my dogs and girls i like they are all on my internet. and lots of other people they have internets two and all these peoples internets they are all part of the world internet i think cause i can go see anybodys internet on my uncles computer except sometimes i cant go to internets with things like people doing sex and stuff cause my uncle he blocks those internets it just says '403 you are forbidden go back' and it doesnt work.
FROM: PhAtMAn6517@aol.com
your internet is not great because
learn to spell
MARK: ok so i got spelling checking now please go back to my internet and i never say this is a great internet but it is special to me cause i work hard on it and im a special person you know people they tell me i am special all the time and remember god he dont make no junk im important person same as you and same as my preacher thats why he say hes gotta dress important two.
FROM: gnat_14@hotmail.com
I love your rasslin' site son. It really has something I haven't seen in a long, long time. I think you need to check out my wrestling site http://www.geocities.com/dgnat_14/Hogan.html -- it is the shrine of the "god" of wrestling -- the man that made sure wrestling would make it to the 21st century. You really need to include this on your webpage under links dude.
The Clint
MARK: thanks Clint for this good email and i like your internet two about hulk hogan and he was one of my favorite wrestlers when i was a kid nobody messed with the hulkster and got away with it. Does anybody no did the hulkster retire cause i heard he won the wcw title but then he didnt wrestle in wcw no more after this and now shane mcmahon he owns wcw so if anybody nos when shane is gonna bring back hulk hogan could you please send me email thanks for reading mark rickwalder.
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