My thoughts on WWF Monday Night Raw for April 16 on TNN at 9pm until 11 pm
Hey did you no jeff hardy he beet HHH on rockys smackdown
This was the best thing ive sawn in wrestling in a long time cause jeff hardy hes really good but nobody they think he could beet hhh but last week on rockys smackdown he beet hhh cause his brother matt he hit hhh with a steel chair and jeff hardy he used the swantown bomb and he pinned HHH and hes the new intercontanantal champ and thats great. Lita she was happy and HHH you suck and got what you deserved i usually only rate matches from raw but i was realy happy about this match even tho i didnt see the hole match. Match rating : 392
Vince he came out and said no devorce to linda and i dont like devorce but he was lyeing and debra she smacked him yeaaa
So stupid vince he comes out and says i beeleve in mairage and its important and i dont wanna devorce you linda cause i love you and we need to make are mairage work and he was saying a hole bunch of crap but i dont think mariage is crap no not at all but vince hes a very bad evil man and he did a lot of bad things to linda like do sex with trish status and stuff and i think hes lieing and everybody else in the trailer park they think so two. Vince he say i no lots of pepull look at me as a roll model but what? is he kiding no vince the pepull they dont like you not at all your a stupid jerk vince and he doesnt want linda to take his money like what hapend to my cousint hank he live in schreveport louisianna and hes devorced and he even lost the goat and all the chickens and the money. So debra comes out shes stone colds wife but i think shes mad at stone cold and good cause i am two and stone cold hes a bad husband now but vince he say stone cold is a great man and debra not so she smacked him and thats great he had it comin so vince he gets mad like a baby and he leafs but stone cold he yelled at debra maybe she should get a devorce two cause stone cold hes stupid now.
Edge and Christian they fight the holly cousints and Edge he cheats two win and rhyno he cheats two
The holly cousints crash and hardcore theyre gonna kick butt tonight but before the match started that stupid jerk man beast rhyno he gored hardcore holly and hardcore hes tough so he got beet up a lot but they couldnt pin him and then he tagged his cousint crash and he kicked butt and even that little spark plug molly she did a flip and nocked down edge and christian two but crash he jumped off the top rope and landed on edge but he flipped two and pulled crashs wrestling pants and the stupid ref he didnt see none of it again. Thats like 8 times this month the ref he dont see nothing like when stupid wrestlers they cheat and stuff. Match rating: - 67
Bubba Dudley he beet justin incredable and they cheated but Dudleys still won
Bubba dudley he and his brother Devon they come out but little cousint spike he got beet up on rockys smackdown so he didnt come two but xpac he and prince of albert and justin they cheated a lot. I didnt see a lot of this match cause i had some diearea cause always when xpac is on tv i have to go to the bathroom i dont now why but mom watched and she said xpac and prince of albert i call him that cause they never say what country he is prince of and hes george the animal steeles son maybe ill call him prince albert steele but anyway. So devon he did the whazzopp you know when he jumps and hits the guy in the balls with his head and it really hurts cause my brother he kicked me in the balls a few times i know and bubba he won the match. Match rating: 34
Shane comes to the arena and wcw number 1 but also RTC member steven hes gonna fight Kane
Shane he came to raw tonight it was good to see him again and i cant wait for the new wcw whens it gona start anybody now send me email if you do thanks. So grand master sexy he talks to shane and well its a big show he does two and he wants shane to watch his match cause he wants shane to like him cause maybe hes gonna go to wcw well shane i dont think you should take him hes stupid anyhow and tonight hes gonna wrestle those Kiintie and big show i think hes gonna crush them. Then steven from the rtc he says hes gonna fight Kane tonight and hes gonna have all the RTC help him but even so steven hes messing with hell fire and brimstones and Kane hes a bad dude i dont like steven winning his match tonight. Steven he says he will sacrafice himself if need be and kind of sounds like my dad at the bar when they say ok last call and he say im gonna have one more bear even if it kills me and sometimes i gotta go get him sometimes at 3 in the morning but only if i dont have to work breakfast shift then my mom goes.
Curt Angel he dont no why he has to fight Jericho he wants benwah and thinks regal is goofy
So angel he talks to edge and christian who are stupid about why he cant fight benwah cause he wants to and he has to fight jericho instead and he thinks regal hes gone goofy but regal he hears him and says lets go to my office and talk and have a spot of tea or something. What the heck is a spot of tea anyway sometimes i drink tea it comes in powder in a can my mom she mixes it with water but not when her soaps are on i gotta do it then or make tang i do that too. So christian he says something but pretends hes coughing but stupid angel he thinks christians really sick but even i know about that trick my stupid brother he does that all the time and sometimes even in church two when he used to go he was very disrespectful but now hes just a hell raiser so he says.
Austin he was beet up by Matt Hardy and stupid refs they stop it but HHH tells austin to go home so they do he and his wife debra
Austin he was talking to michael cole in the back stage part of the arena and matt hardy he sneak attacked that stupid jerk stone cold and beet him up good and i was real happy but stupid refs oh they just happend to see this time cause they stop the fight and stone cold he needed a good butt kicking maybe he should have gotten the belt cause it hurts i now my dad sometimes he do this. So then stone cold he goes and runs to HHH and says boo hoo i just got beet up real bad and please help me fight him but HHH says no i gotta fight jeff hardy tonight and stone cold maybe you should go home and so austin he does he goes home and he takes debra home two but hes real meen to debra like yells at her and stuff. Debra she needs to get a devorce fast cause stone cold he drinks a lot and yells at debra and its not a very good home like that sometimes like my dad when he gets drunk he yells a lot and my mom and him they fight two and debra she dont need that ill take care of you debra if thats ok i bought youre poster from wwf.com last week well actually my uncle he do it cause i dont have a credit card yet.
Kane he kicks butt and RTC they attack him but big brother Undertaker he comes out and they beet up RTC bad
Kane kicked the crap out of steven and it was great censor that you stupid jerks just like they censor stuff on springer and my brother he hates it when they censor stuff on college girls gone wild commershalls but hes got all the tapes anyway and they dont have no censored. RTC they try to beet up Kane again this week but Undertaker he comes out and he and Kane they kick butt again and then steven he got thrown into the side of a truck and he didnt move for like two or three minutes so Kane won the match esilly and steven so much for your rtc stupid. Match rating : 76
Chris Jericho he won by dq cause Regal he cheated and he helped Curt angel but Chris Benwah he helped Jericho and now they can be good friends
This was a reel good match cause i thought maybe jericho hes gonna win but then id think angel maybe hes gonna win and they both tried to use theyre special moves like olympic slam and lionsalt and walls of jericho and angel lock but nothing worked and stupid angel he tried to run away like a little chicken and jericho he caught him but regal he beet up jericho and ended the match. So these two stupid jerks they beet up jericho but then his good freind Benwah he came out and he helped jericho and now they can be good freinds and regal you cant stop them nutuh. Mick foley he was a good comishioner he would have let them be friends like a month ago but now they are freinds and look out regal and angel. Match rating : 21
Regal he wants to fight Benwah but jericho he helps benwah and benwah wins cause now they are good friends
Oh stupid regal and angel no that benwah and jericho are friends they are gonna help each other like good freinds due and regal he tried to beet up benwah and he even had the regal steretch on benwah but jericho he helped him and benwah he put his crossface on regal and regal had two tap out or else he would have a broken jaw or nose or something. I cant wait for benwah and jericho to fight together again maybe now they should beet up edge and christian and take the wwf tag team titles that would be great cause they would be champions we can all be proud of cause they fight hard and theyre not wimps or cheaters or anything. Match rating : 46
XFL they have a one million dollar game this weekend with San fran cisco versis Los angeles
I might watch this game i dont know yet cause sometimes on saturday nights we have revival at the church and meetings in a tent and stuff and if i dont gotta do that and i dont gotta work then i will watch this game cause i want to see which player wins the one million dollars. Los angeles has this team called extreme maybe they are fans of the hardy boys but i thought maybe they meant the rams but they play in st louis now. I think probably the 49ers are going to win theyre real good they should probably give the million dollars to Jerry rice cause hes real good and deserves it.
Lita she comes back and shes gonna help the Hardys tonight its great to see her again
So they were talking to the hardys back stage and then who comes back but Lita oh thank god shes ok cause I prayed for her in church this week and reverend Martin Luther King Jackson he prayed for her two in his prayers when he prayed for pepull like mrs. shumpson he say pulleasee lord please remove the goiter on the nect of mrs. shumpson and sometimes they pray for my dad cause he drinks a lot but i still love him a lot i just wish he would not drink so much and they pray for young marcus who lost his leg in the wheat sifter when he was 14 and other stuff like that. I sent a card to the wwf for lita but nobody sent me emails to sign it two next time you can send me email and i will put your name on my card two.
Radicals and Terri they fight Test and Number One Billy Gun and Raven and radicals they lose so good for them
Test and Number One Billy Gun they dont now if they can trust raven or not but raven he is really weird anyway i dont now what he means sometimes when he talks in riddels and rhymes and stuff like hes trying to be a philosifer or something i dont now much philosify. Raven he can be trusted though and they fight the radicals and saturn he wears a stupid hat again for like the 50th time or something and terri shes cute but why does she like saturn does he got a good personality or something i dont think so. Billy Gun he got beet up a lot but then he tagged Raven and he beet Eddy Gerrairo with a ddt and so much for the radicals they suck. Match rating : 18
Kane and Undertaker they have a music video its cool and the song is ok i guess
They showed Kane and Undertaker and they have a new music video its cool and some girl named marilyn she sings the song but she sounds kind of like a guy but its a girls name so. Her song is was loud and exciting and that was cool but maybe something like Garth Brooks would have been cool too he nows how to get a crowd rocking i got almost all of his tapes and he rocks.
Big Show he throws somebodys case which isnt nice but then he beets up Kiintie even though APA they beet up Big Show
So some guy was interviewing big show and he was mad and threw somebodys suitcase and that was really not nice cause it probly belonged to somebody and i dont like it when pepull throw my stuff either like my stupid brother mike he throws my stuff sometimes just two make me mad stupid jerk. So big show hes gonna fight the little japanese guys Kiintie and they talk in japinese but they have somebody elses voice doing the english eqivelent and thats good cause id have no idea what those guys say if not for the guy who talks english. So instead they bring out APA and they kick big shows butt and they can probably by a lot of beer this week and big show he is hurt bad but those guys kiintie they walk around the ring two much and big show he gets up and chokeslams them both and big show wins but hes a big bully anyhow and he dont respect other pepulls stuff stupid jerk. Match rating: - 12
Trish Status was at WWF New York and she likes Linda now and she just wanted vinces money anyway
Trish she said she stoped lindas medication and she doesnt like vince anymore and she only liked his money anyway mostly and she says she hopes linda gets a devorce same as me go linda. Trish shes the kind of girl who likes a lot of money and probly wouldnt want to date most pepull in a town like magee mississippe but sometimes pepull they are rich in other ways not just in money but like in spirit and good personalaty and nice pepull and stuff and they dont always have to dig for gold to be rich.
Stupid HHH he wins title match and stone cold he came back but they had a big surprise after
Matt and jeff and lita they are getting ready when stupid jerk regal says matt hardy you cant come to ringside and we really need mick foley back cause he would have let matt hardy come out cause he nows that HHH and steph they cheat a lot. So HHH really beet up jeff real bad during the match and i was so mad at him i wanted jeff to win so bad if he could win tonight he wouldnt have to defend the title against HHH again and he could wrestle maybe curt angel or benwah or crash or somebody else not stupid HHH. So Lita she pulled HHHs leg and jeff he hit HHH with the belt and threw him into a post and HHH he was getting beet up two but jeff he missed the swantown bomb and then stupid stone cold who i guess didnt go home after all hit matt hardy with a chair and then came to the ring to hit lita and jeff he didnt want lita to get hurt again so he was sneaked up on by HHH on he got the pedigree and lost the title damm stupid HHH he cheated again and stone cold and HHH they beet up the hardys again and they tried to beet up lita cause stupid steph threw her into the ring but they had a suprise waiting. Match rating: - 129
Big surprise stupid HHH and stone cold cause Kane and Undertaker they wanna fight now what you gonna do now huh
So then they were gonna beet up lita but then the lights turned off and through hell fire and brimstones here comes Kane and big brother Undertaker and they are gonna kick some major butt thank god and HHH and stone cold theyre gonna fight too but then they run away like little women theyre nothing but a couple of stupid wussies they can beet up smaller guys like hardys and girls like lita and they can beet up rocky two against one but when its two against two they aint got no guts at all. Austin used to be a bad dude he would fight anybody but now hes a chicken turd and HHH hes always bin gutless so im not suprised.
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