My thoughts on WWF Monday Night Raw for April 30 on TNN at 9pm until 11 pm
Benwah he dropped Curt Angel on his head and hes olympic gold medal winner now
So at the backlash curt angel he lost a submission match to Benwah but he say oh the overtime it was supposed to start right away and Benwah he tapped after 30 minutes but guess what angel the referee he makes the final decision and he say you lose everyone nos that i think, refs ruling its final and thank god this time ref did a good job. Angel he says that in olympic rules he would have won this match but its not the olympics stupid this is pro wrestling and so he whines until benwah he drops him on his head so maybe he will just shut the hell up ok cause jericho he say this too, he angel shut the hell up ok? Benwah he took Angels medals and so maybe hes not olympic champion but possesion they say its a lot of the law you no specially in magee mississippi. So he asks Tazz where is benwah and he say i dont no but he really does they tricked him thats great and later he asks Edge and Christian and they say i think benwah he left stupid.
Matt hardy he won a match versis Edge cause he know him and hes still champ of europe
Edge he comes out and he always say you think you no me well guess what edge you dont no me neither you dont no mark rickwalder and also i dont wanna no you anyway i wanna no matt hardy cause hes a good wrestler and i like the hardys. So this match matt hardy he gets dropped on the top rope by his testackles and i hope lita she dont mind two much but matt hardy he won the match cause edges brother he screwed up maybe he needs to get write with god cause he calls himself christian but he dont do nice things very much but anyway matt hardy he get twist of fate and he wins and i was real happy but my stupid brother mike he was mad but hey mike, you suck two. Match rating : 92
Regal he says Jericho you fight Rhyno and trish status she say regal you have small penis
Regal he calls coach into his office and he say go tell jericho hes gonna fight rhyno cause hes mad at jericho for putting his girlfriend in walls of jericho or i think it was his girlfriend he name was dutchis or something stupid but she wore real weird clothes and i think maybe she was suppose to be queen of great england or something. So then regal he says trish status you have to fight china and trish she says hey regal you have a little penis and regal he gets real red in the face and stuff and she must have done sex with him to no this. I say to mike i bet girls they say all the time hey you have small penis two but he says no i got a huge pecker retard but my mom she say no mike you have little penis i dont no if i ever laughed so much in my whole life and mike he try to punch me but he missed and i laugh a lot but why does my mom she no this?
Spike Dudley he fight XPac and my mom she say xpac he won but i didnt see this match
Umm i had some chili for dinner tonite before wrestling and i had some problems when this match came on cause i had to go to the bathroom my stomach was hurting and stuff and my stupid brother he had to go too but i got to the bathroom first so i say go take your little penis and pee outside in the woods stupid jerk hah hah hah. I saw the referee for this match it was teddy long and i remembered he used to be in wcw long time ago they called him peanut head do you remember this? Mom she say xpac won this match and his stupid xfactor they all suck real bad. Match rating : -57
Stupid steph shes mad at mr. andrew test and kane two cause he kicked her in the face
Last night kane kicked steph right in the face and i dont normally say its ok to beat up girls and stuff but sometimes they deserve it but not cause you gotta keep them in line thats what my dad he says but steph she ran into the ring to hit kane and thats why she got kicked. And shes mad at mr. test two cause he helped shane o mac beat big show last night two and shane he jumped like 100 feet and i cant believe he and big show theyre not dead you no cause i jumped off the roof of my trailer once and i broke my ankel when i was a kid and thats only like 10 feet. So steph she says test you gotta fight Triple Heytch and he says good ill fight him but kane he cant fight tonite cause his arm is real bad they showed it and it was all black and blue real bad.
Hardcore holly hes mad cause APA they got his little cousint real drunk and plowed
So APA they are playing cards and they drank lots of beer but they can hold theyre liquor i guess cause they are playing with crash but he got real drunk like i mean real wasted and stuff so hardcore he finds him and crash says im drunk cause i lost my belt last night to some guy jerry lin i dont no this guy but anyway hardcore hes mad at APA cause they got his cousint drunk and he says were gonna fight tonite. I feel bad for crash cause hes sad and hes real drunk two i no about this cause once i drank two and i got real drunk i had a beer but i dont drink no more cause being drunk its very bad my stupid brother he gets drunk all the time but hes an idiot and my dad he gets drunk two but he can hold his liquor kind of like APA.
Rhyno he beat jericho but chrsitian he cheated but jericho he kicked regals butt after the match so this was a great match
Regal he talks about how hes mad at jericho cause what he did to dutchis but good old jr he says that wasnt no dutchis that was some girl i think she was drunk two and regal hes besmerched i think. This was a tough match but then edge and christian they cheat and jericho he gets gored by man beast rhyno and he loses this match but thats ok cause after the match regal he tries to give jericho a cheap shot from behind but jericho he stops regal and really kicks the crap out of him so this was a good match even though jericho he didnt win hardcore title. Match rating : 114
Vince and steph theyre mad and they say kane you gotta fight but Linda she say stone cold you have to fight undertaker for the title tonight, yes!!
Vince hes real proud of Triple Heytch and stone cold cause theyre not averige like everybody else and they have there own rules and stuff but guess what stupid vince im not proud of stone cold and triple heytch and lots of other people their not proud neither cause they cheat all the time and specially stone cold he turned his back on everyone cause he wanted to be champ, he sucks and so do you and the people they say asshole and there right thats what you are and my uncle he says no swearing on youre internet but thats what the people they say and i have to be honest on my special raw reports. So good news is that Linda she is at wwf new york and she says kane hes hurt bad so he cant fight tonight and im gonna make stone cold fight undertaker instead and stone cold hes mad but who cares and my brother he mad two but who cares even double, maybe stone cold he has a little penis two just like my stupid brother and regal they should ask trish.
APA they beat up hardcore and crash hes two drunk too fight but APA i think theyre drunk two but they fight good drunk
APA you no they got drunk two did you see all the beer they drank playing cards and stuff but they get in lots of fights in bars and stuff and sometimes people they fight good when they are drunk like my dad sometimes he gets in fights when he drinks two and he doesnt get beat up a lot but my brother he gets beat up sometimes when hes drunk. But poor crash he cant fight when hes drunk cause i think hes really wasted like sometimes you get two drunk and then you cant stand up and stuff and stuff is funny like stupid stuff and crash he cant fight but he tries and kicks his own cousint by mistake and APA they win but then hardcore he beats up crash cause hes mad cause hes drunk and screwed up. I didnt like this match two much cause crash he should have taken a nap or something instead. Match rating : -20
Undertaker he says hes happy to get title match and austin hes afraid of him
That ring announcer girl she talks to undertaker and he says try me and im gonna make you famous which means im gonna kick youre butt all over the place. So i say hey mike why dont you try me and ill make you famous but he say try me and ill kick your ass and i say ok little penis man lets fight but my mom she say stop it or im gonna turn off wrestling. I say you cant do that cause i gotta right special raw reports and stuff cause lots of people they like them and did you see my guestbook on my internet i got lots of wrestlers they sign it already im real happy about this so we dont fight now mike and me we watch wrestling instead.
Triple Heytch he was losing so he cheated and hurt andrew test real bad but kane he helped
So this match andrew test he was winning and i thought i bet andrew test he could be a good intercontinentail champ and im glad he didnt marry stupid steph cause shes a witch with a b but triple heytch he hit test with a chair and then he cheated by using lots of weapons and stuff and it wasnt a hardcore match or nothin cause they stuff its legal when its hardcore. So he dropped andrew test on good old jrs table and test he broke the table but then kane he came to help test but triple heytch he said he was gonna beat up test and this sucks cause thats what he did. Match rating : -164
Rocky hes gonna be in a movie called mummy returns did you no this?
So rocky hes gonna be in a movie im gonna go see it but i dont think its a wrestling movie its about a mummy and lots of fighting and stuff and i hope its a good movie like sometimes hulk hogan he was in movies two remember? Those were really good movies you know and i like watching my favorite wrestlers when they do movies i like these things two.
China she fights Trish and she wins it was easy but Lita she wants to fight china later
Well i didnt think trish she was gonna fight two good cause china she can fight guys and beat them up and stuff so trish she got beat up bad and china she says no girls can beat her up so shes gonna spank them instead which i dont no if they do that in wrestling cause i got lots of spankings when i was a youngin but now i get the belt sometimes and i hate that. So lita she says i can fight you china so lets have a match sometime and maybe lita can fight china cause lita shes tuff two you know but china she says shes gonna spank lita but i dont no maybe that would be good two. Match rating : 47
I really hate stone cold and triple heytch cause undertaker he lost and they broke kanes arm and they are real stupid jerks!
Undertaker he could have won this match but stone cold and triple heytch they beat up kane in the locker room and hurt his arm real bad and then triple heytch he hit the undertaker with the sledgehammer and stone cold lost the match but they almost killed kane and undertaker and i was real mad i mean like really mad and i started yelling at the television and stuff and my stupid brother he said i hope kanes arm is broken and i went crazy and i popped him right in the nose it was bleeding and stuff but then he got me good in the face two and we fought but my mom she turned off wrestling and she say mark you go visit youre cousints tonight get out of the trailer and i say fine cause ill go visit my cousints and she and my aunt were on the phone for like an hour she was mad two and my brother he left but who cares wear he went. Im gonna go back home today and say sorry to mom though cause i lost my cool and i shouldnt have hit my brother but he is such a stupid jerk sometimes you know? Match rating : -483
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