Marks thoughts on WWF Monday Night Raw for May 28th on TNN at 9pm until 11 pm
Jericho and Benwah they are tag team champs now and they won on Rockys smackdown
So did you no Chrises both Jericho and Benwah they are tag team champs now i hear they won these titles last week on raw but i didnt watch raw cause i was punished last week cause of something it happened at my cousints. and so then they fought in a table ladders and chairs match on rockys show and they won that two and i hope i get to see this match someday but we dont get upn here in magee they got this station in jackson mississippi and some people they ask to write stuff on my internet well if you see rockys smackdown and you wanna right a report for my internet send me email thanks.
Jericho and Benwah they make fun of Vince cause hes a stupid singer and dancer
You remember a long time ago like when i was 7 or 9 i think vince mcmahon he was a commentator on wwf superstars show he didnt own the wwf yet i think jack tunney he owned it then. but anyway, he sang this song called stand back and it was about andre the giant you remember this? I miss andre the giant he died so he cant comeback to the wwf and that is sad and i dont like his son its a big show at all he is stupid. So benwah and jericho the chrises they make fun of vince cause vince sings bad and he dances like an idiot i thought it was funny too cause vince he looks real dumb but he looked dumb remember when he danced polka with ivan putski he always dances dumb. So jericho he says i want a title match and vince says no you fight big show andres kid and benwah you gotta fight rhyno. Vince he also made fun of canada people which was mean but he better not come to mississippi cause theyre aint nothin to make fun of about people from mississippi specially magee except maybe my stupid brother mike.
Hardy Boys they fight xpac sucks and justin incredible and hardy boys win i hope
You no when xfactor they fight i never get to see them cause like i say before i always have to go to the bathroom when these guys fight specially xpac and i dont no why. So i finished going to the bathroom and i was gonna watch the end of this match but my mom she say mark i made jiffy pop popcorn ok so come and get some so i went to get popcorn from my mom instead of watching the end of this match cause i was hungry so i hope hardys they won this match and nothing bad happened to lita and i hope xfactor they get a lose anybody no this? Match rating : ??? who won this match
Chris Benwah he beat Rhyno and now maybe he gets to fight Stone cold for wwf champion
Rhyno he was tough guy he beat up people like Crash when he got drunk by Acolites he couldnt fight but today he had to fight Benwah and chris benwah he beat up Rhyno good and he won this match. So stupid vince he says maybe you can fight stone cold now cause you did good tonight you impressed me so maybe. I dont trust that vince mcmahon though cause hes just like stone cold you know like dont trust anybody dta. Chris benwah hes one of my favorite wrestlers now arent you glad that he and jericho they are good friends now and not fighting anymore so take that stupid regal we want mic foley for comishioner! Match rating : 103
Steve Blackman he has big kendo stick i guess and they beat stupid perry and lance storm he beat perry two
Grand master sexy he thinks that Steve Blackman he has a big penis you know which is kind of gross like what blackman and trish did but i think it was really just his kendo stick the one he beats people up with. I didnt no grand master sexay he liked boys cause he sure seemed really excited when he saw this but maybe he was real surprised like one time my cousint delvin he jumped over two cars on his bike when we was at the dump once and i was real surprised. So blackman and trish they beat up stupid perry saturn and his girlfriend terri who i thought she was married to goldust but anyway lance storm remember him from wcw he kicked perry saturn and blackman won so shane hes gonna have his wrestlers from wcw kick butt specially on guys like stupid saturn and id kick him two cause he wears stupid hats like sometimes ladies at my church they wear big stupid hats two and i cant see what is going on. Sometimes we have testimony at church and stuff and i cant see cause specially mrs callamay she wear big hats like saturn. Match rating : 58
Al snow says watch tuff enough cause i work hard with these people and so do they
So they went to wwf new york have you ever been there and do they have good food? They say hello to al snow and did you no he was on a new show called tuff enough and its gonna be a realty show just like survivor i think. I wonder what kind of people are gonna be on this show and are they gonna be on an island doing wrestling or maybe in austrailia this time. Who is gonna get voted off the wrestling island well i guess we can find out soon and im gonna watch cause al snow he says they all worked hard and i work hard two so i can appreciate being a working man its tough. They maybe can do a show about working at mcdonalds specially the one in magee cause it would be a good show but i wouldnt want to get voted off cause i would lose my job i think or maybe ill just ask betty i like her.
Molly and spike they like each other do they do sex yet? Angel stupid jerk beats up Spike and his brothers they got beat up by holly brothers
I think it is great you no molly holly and spike dudley they are boyfriend and girlfriend now and so used to be they would never do sex until they got married and if they do i hope its gonna be on raw but it better not be like the marriage of test and stupid steph cause that one was bad. So now people like cousints they do sex and even sometimes siblings they do sex two and thats kind of gross i think but love it can be strange sometimes and like uncles they do sex sometimes with waitresses and stuff but i dont no if they always love these people they do sex with. But so angle he doesnt like spike and he beats him up but molly she dont like angle but maybe angle he really likes molly i dont no. So molly she gets devon and buhbuh and they try to help there brother but holly brothers they beat up dudleys and they think its mollys fault but it wasnt she was innocent i promise spike he just needs to have his brothers watch video replay like they usually do but for this part they didnt do video replay they call it moments ago.
Chris jericho he beat Well its big show for hardcore title but then Rhyno he stole belt
Chris jericho he fought good in this match and he beat big show and big show hes tough but maybe cause jericho made fun of the song that vince wrote about his dad maybe he was just too mad cause sometimes when i am so mad i cant concentrate on stuff real good like when my stupid brother mike he really makes me mad sometimes. So jericho he won hardcore title which was great but then he lost it cause Rhyno he attacked him and he had his referee count out Jericho so this was a bad match and i dont think he can fight stone cold tonight cause he lost and vince will not be happy. Match rating : -93
Prince Albert Steele he lost to Eddie and Lita shes good friends with Eddie now i think
Prince albert he is the son of george the animal steele did you no this? He is real big i dont remember his dad being so big and he fought eddie and eddie he is good friends with the hardy boys now and albert really beat him up bad but then lita came out and she help eddie win this match and good old jr he says albert he was distracted by lita cause she is so beautiful and he is write cause she is beautiful and i hope someday i can get her autograph cause i like getting autographs of good wrestlers. Match rating : 54
Mick Foley wrote a book and im gonna read it but sometimes i have trouble reading and stuff cause im not stupid just a little slow
So mick foley is was hoping he would say that hes gonna become the comishioner again cause i really want this to happen real bad but not today. He wrote another book and lots of people of buying it and i want to be it two and i think im gonna cause they have it at super walmart im gonna get it next week. I hope i can read all of it cause sometimes i have trouble with big words you no words that have a lot of silables and stuff but delvin he can help me cause he is smart and he rides a bike real good two.
Stupid regal he has some guy name is Tageeree from japan and he gets coffee for Vince
So stupid regal he has a new friend i guess and he is from japan i wonder if he is like the son of mister fuji or something cause lots of wrestlers they are brothers or they had dads who were wrestlers two. One day i wanted to become a wrestler two but i new it was gonna be hard cause i aint got no relatives who have done wrestling so i just watch and right these reports instead. So vince he says i want some coffee so tageeree he goes to get vince some coffee and regal he talks bad about tageeree calls him stupid i think. Pink panther he had a guy who got him coffee two remember it was cato same as the wrestler cato he was from japan two remember?
Somebody is watching undertakers wife we get lots of that stuff here in the trailer park
Did you see this it was really scary cause somebody with a really weird voice was looking in the window of undertakers house and they were spying on his wife sara. It was weird cause it sounds like the same person who was spying on sting a long time ago and then on wcw they say it was ole anderson i think. So i havent seen ole anderson on television in a long time so why does he now want to stalk undertakers wife sara? So maybe this means that rick flair he is coming to the wwf two cause ole anderson did. Sometimes we have people in my trailer park they come around and look into windows cause i think they want to no things like is this ladies husband home and stuff and two people last month they got put in jail buy the cops in our trailer park cause of this.
Holly brothers they lose and then poor Molly she gets dropped on table but her boyfriend Spike he saves her so they gotta do sex now i think
So the holly brothers they lost this match and you no this whole thing is a real big misunderstanding you no cause things happen which they dont mean it but now the hollys and the dudleys they really hate each other but they shouldnt and it sounds like something my stupid brother would try to do you no turn people against each other and stuff. So the dudleys they were still mad at molly and those damn dudleys they try to put her into a table but her boyfriend spike he was on the table and now i dont think i like those damn dudleys anymore cause bubba he has a sickness about putting girls into tables and i think what spike did was so hero like and he proved he likes molly a lot and maybe they will do sex now and have a wedding and i hope it is on raw not on rockys smackdown cause then i wont be able to watch. Match rating : -298
Triple Heytch he got hurt bad in the leg was an accident i think but so long triple heytch hope maybe you become good wrestler someday
So i found out that triple heytch he got a bad injury on his leg during the match last week on raw and it was an accident it seemed. Well i never like triple heytch much cause he did a lot of stupid stuff and made me real mad sometimes but now hes not gonna be in the wwf for a while so i hope he gets better soon cause just like my preacher martin luther king jackson he say it is better to forgive and forget so maybe in this case im gonna do that cause i no god would be proud of me cause hhh he is gonna be hurt bad for a while and he cant be in the wwf no more until he gets better so good luck hhh and i hope you see the light when you are gone and come back as a good wrestler.
Chris Benwah he didnt quit but Vince say he did and Austin win but he and Vince they got beat up real bad and that was awesome
Chris Benwah he was really fighting good and he was gonna beat stone cold but then stone cold he got the crossface on Benwah and stupid vince he said i heard benwah quit and ring the bell cause stone cold he won this match by submission. Well stupid vince that is a bunch of crap and everybody they no this ok cause you have done this before like you did it to bret hart whos dad was at this show and you do it to mick foley and you are lying and youre sacred of the chrises benwah and jericho you lousy jerks and cheaters. So you real happy but guess what cause the chrises they come out and they kick you butt and stone cold his butt two and benwah he got screwed but at least they beat you too up real good. Match rating : -182 cause benwah he didnt get the champion belt
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