Mikes thoughts on WWF Monday Night Raw for June 4th on TNN at 9pm until 11 pm
Kane the big friggin retard beat Christian but not without that fat slob hughmorrus from WCW gettin involved
First of all what in the sam hell business does Hughmorrus have doing at a WWF match. Go back to wrestling in the minor leagues with Shane jerk off. So Kane wins this match against Christian even though Edge and his brother are like sweeter than sweet but not in a faggot way or anything. Kane hell he reminds me a lot of my brother mike, you wanna know why, cause they both are stupid fuckin retards! Damn my brother is such a little pisspot, oh and by the way quit sending him emails and stuff cause that's how he gets his jollies when he gets email and it's real sick to watch.
Vince McMahon, the big shit, is forced into having Stone Cold versis Fag Jericho just cause of fatass Foley and that crooked politician Ventura
Vince is the man simply stated. What I don't like about him though is that he can't keep his bitch wife in line and I guess that's why in the hell I'll never git married cause once you do that, the bitch can say she gets half of the stuff when you dumb her ass. Stone Cold shouldn't have to wrestle tonight but even though he has to it don't matter cause what the hell is Jericho, a teenie bopping punk who thinks he can fight just because he's a canuck. And a special word to Jesse Ventura. You are so not cool anymore, you're a bastard sell out and a slimy politician who ain't got no business telling somebody how to run their business. Come down to Magee Mississippi and we can shows you what we does to crooked politicians.
Jeff Hardy beat up his brother, too bad they didn't just kill each other (hey guess what Jeff bangs Lita too!)
Attention all fans who are retards like my brother and like only the good wrestlers, did you enjoy this match? I only wished they would have both killed each other and we could be rid of them gay hardy boys once and for all. Besides, I read a bit about the hardy boys when I was a youngin and those hardy boys were way cooler. Oh, and for all you stupid people out there and by that I mean 98% of my readers, Lita don't fuck just Matt Hardy she fucks Jeff Hardy too and I bet she takes it in the pooper and I'm damned sure she probably likes it two. What a dirty slut, we got so many dirty women round here it almost makes me sick sometimes cept that some of them give good helmet shine.
Well Fatass Foley talks that bitch prude Trish into a bra and panties match so I guess he is good for something
All I can say bout this is what the fuck I mean Trish if a man tells you you gotta do somethin than you damn well bitter do it specially if he is your boss. What a bitch, I would of kicked her ass to the curb if she even think of given me lip like that. "Oh I dont want to do that, get naked on tv, Mick please". And Mick what a pussy he practically begs her to do it instead of just bein a real man and cuffin her in the jaw the minute she refused. Don't people know how to put bitches in their place anymore?
Dudley Boys who suck balls lost to the American Icon Kurt Angle and the Hollys came along for the ride
First off this whole dumb thing with Molly and Spike liking each other makes me wanta puke. Can ya possibly imagine what in god's name their kids would look like, I'm guessing on something like kids who are blind with retard glasses, two ton hips, and ten ton asses. Oh they probably look better than Mark though, he drools a lot and shit but that cause my mom took drugs when she was pregnant for him I remember. Kurt Angle is a true American hero, a man who loves his country like we do. He won this whole match all by himself if ya ask me, cause the Hollys they are wannabe rednecks and the Dudleys are just plain dumb. Maybe that little runt oughta stop thinking with his dick in the matches. Then again, he ain't got no business in the ring with real men anyhow if ya ask me.
Big Show lost to Chris Benwah who I don't like but Big Show is a big dumb ox who's father is probably rolling in his grave
Chris Benwah he don't take shit from nobody which I can look up to but he spends way too much time sucking up to people like stupid Mark and other idiot fans just like him. But jesus, what a slow boring oaf the Big Show is now. I mean god he is bigger than just about anyone I ever seen and he can't win a fuckin match gainst nobody lately. Dude if his father were still alive, he'd be rolling in his grave with disgust. Andre the Giant was kind of dumb too but hell he kicked everyone's ass. His son is such a disappointment maybe he needs to go back to the fat farm where he used to be and Foley he better go too.
Undertaker wants to know who is stalking Sara but hey, she got me off 3 times last week and she begged for more!
Hey Undertaker you wanna know who is stalking your wife? Well it might be ol Joe Bob Castrin cause he's been out of work for bout 3 months now and he is a sick pervert and I got some others in mind it could be. But hell, I seen your wife down to the Super Walmart last week and we went out back and I fucked the shit out of her for 3 hours dude. And she called me twice last week wanted more of the same. But it't time for the bitch to go cause she's already gettin too needy and shit. Well hell can you blame her, you leave to go wrestling all the time while she is home alone, lonely, in need of a real man. Hell why don't you just go ask the newspaper boy or the mailman or the meter reader cause she probably gives it up to all of thems.
Rhyno kicks the crap out of a little midget from New York City who's supposed to be tough
What a little twerp this Tazz goof is. I mean hell he's nothing now but a worthless little commentator and if he ever was a tough wrestler he sure as hell ain't no. Plus, the little shit is only like 4 foot 9 or something. Rhyno is one of the baddest dudes in the WWF and I think it took about 3 minutes for him to beat the wholey hell out of the little midget. Why don't him and Spike go wrestle in the damn midget division where they belong.
Stone Cold tells his dingbat wife to do something worthwhile and get some info out of Foley but she ain't got the goods to get the job done
Ahh poor Stone Cold. He got married. Worst mistake he ever made. Especially when he's got a nitwit wife with big fake boobs and the face that looks like it uprooted the ugly true. So he sends her to go git some information out of Foley and he tells her to go git him some candy cause as we all know, Mick is a fat fuck who eats lots of candy. They used to be friends I guess cause maybe Debra is real easy but anyhow, she tries to sweet talk Mick but even stupid fatass Mick Foley knows that Debra is an ugly tramp and believe me you don't tell them bitches nothin cause then they go tell all their ugly friends and before you know it the whole damn town knows you got the crabs.
Terri gets naked in the ring but Saturn is dressed like a girl, what a fuckin homo
Oh dear god Saturn completely ruined this match for me cause even though they chicks got fake boobs and all it's always good television when you have a good old cat fight. They were pullin hair and kickin and scratchin and shit and then this goof comes out wearing womens fuckin underwear. I mean talk about sick and gross, I remember one time I caught that stupid brother of mine trying on one of momma's bras. It was probably one of the most disgusting things I ever seen. He was trying to use the bra as a slingshot or something, but that's cause he don't have a clue cause he only got laid once in his whole life. And that was from the dirty town hore Marysue and even she felt sorry for him.
Stone Cold kicks Jericho's ass once and for all and that Foley proves once again to be completely worthless
Well are you morons fuckin surprised at all. Stone Cold kicked Jericho's ass cause he is the best, he's the champ, and Jericho he's nothing but a wannabe. The best part was when that moron Mick Foley hit Jericho with a chair basically because he is a fricken goof and Regal is a brilliant man even though he's a snob from Britain. See Foley that's what you git for trying to make shit happen your way. Stone Cold is the man and he's way too damn smart for you jerkoffs. 3 cheers for Vince and Stone Cold, I'm gonna go have another beer just for them, later retards!
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