Dark Match 1: Chandra def. Rammer via pinfall
Malice comes on the air with a 'Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in Charlotte, NC. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features green lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. The co-official Malice bands, 13 Stitches and Self Afflicted are on stage playing Self Afflicted's "Scream". The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank - Well let's get this show going again, this time it will be a triple threat match, no titles on the line, but a lot of pride for these three men.
Michael D - Very true, Christian Wright coming off a hard few weeks is looking to turn things around, while Weltmeister and Shane Ryder are looking to make names for themselves.
"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. Shane Ryder walks out and down the ramp, and pyros light up to spell 'Da Ruff One'. The crowd goes crazy with jeers and cheers for Shane Ryder as he strolls towards the ring, rolling in, and having a look around at the fans with a smirk on his face as the music dies.
Hank - Like said earlier, nothing could be nicer than to get this man's name on the map here tonight, and a victory would do just that.
'Cocky' by Kid Rock hits and the 'REAL Nature Boy' Christian Wright walks down the aisle cockily with his bodyguard Bohemoth by his side. Christian struts down the aisle as he makes his way to the ring. Christian slides in and poses on the middle turnbuckle as Bohemoth stands looking menacingly beside him, arms folded. Wright leaps down and pats Bohemoth on the back before doing a little Flair strut
Hank - He needs a win here tonight big time if he wants that momentum he had earlier as a double champion!
The lights in the arena suddenly turn off as the fans sit in darkness for a few seconds. With a large bang, all four ring posts explode in sparks and flashes. The theme from "Terminator" plays as the arena lights turn back on to a bright red as Weltmeister and his manager, Kurt Sharp, walk out from the back. Weltmeister is led to the ring by Kurt and steps over the top rope before climbing to the second rope and flexing his gigantic arms before the crowd. He hops off and stares at the other two men as the referee calls for the bell.
Michael D - And we're off!
Weltmeister glares down the two other men as Wright and Ryder both nod and launch at the big man with double shoulder blocks but to no avail. The big man just stands there staring at both men as he grabs them by the throats and tosses them aside. Weltmeister goes over to Ryder and lift him up, slamming him against the turnbuckle. He hits a few hard shots to the chest when Wright runs over and hits Weltmeister with a hard shot to the back of the head. Weltmeister turns around and stalks Wright when Wright gets down on all fours. Weltmeister stares at him confused when Ryder hits a missile drop kick to the back of Weltmeister sending him running into Wright and falling over! Wright gets up with a cocky grin as they both walk over and start double teaming on Weltmeister. They get him and throw him off the ropes and on the way back hit a double spinebuster! Wright drops down for the cover but Ryder takes him off and shakes his head, he goes for the cover but Wright rips him off! Ryder and Wright get back in each other's faces when suddenly Weltmeister sits up. Both men notices this and turn around right away and hit a double clothesline knocking him back down.
Michael D - This is the only way that you are going to be affective against Weltmeister, he's just so big.
Ryder picks up Weltmeister and tosses him into the corner but the big man powers out and flings Ryder off like he's nothing, but before he can do anything more, Wright runs over and clotheslines the giant over the top rope and to the outside. Wright picks up Ryder and whips him hard off the ropes and hits a back body drop on the way back. He bends down and grabs him but as he does, Ryder connects with a solid left hand uppercut sending Wright backing up a few steps. Wright charges but Ryder hits a standing drop kick knocking him down. He goes down for the cover but Wright manages to get his shoulder up. He reaches down and lifts him up by the neck and throws him into the turnbuckle. He slams in and bounces off struggling to stand as Ryder connects with a vicious superkick. He goes down for the cover again but somehow Wright kicks out. Weltmeister slowly makes his way back into the ring as Ryder stands above Wright. He turns around to bounce off the ropes but he's caught with a huge boot from Weltmeister sending him down to the ground.
Michael D - This has turned out to be a very even match-up here so far!
Weltmeister picks him up and lifts him up hitting a very hard vertical suplex. As he gets up he's met with a right hand from Wright, then another, then another. Weltmeister reels back as Wright kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a DDT. He tries to make the cover but Weltmeister powers out sending Wright back many feet. Weltmeister sits up, and gets to his feet stalking Christian Wright. Wright goes outside the ring as Weltmeister follows him around. They run a full circle as Wright slides in the ring and Shane Ryder swings with his right hand but Wright ducks it and bounces off the ropes. He runs and jumps in the air hitting a running crossbody on Ryder but before he can make a count, Weltmeister rips him off and tosses him across the ring.
Hank - God you just can't match this man's power!
Weltmeister then reaches down and picks up Ryder and lifts him up going for a double handed Chokeslam but Ryder delivers a knee to the stomach and as Weltmeister is bending over, hits a swinging DDT! All three men are down as the ref starts up his count and somehow Weltmeister gets up first! Ryder and Wright both get up at about the same time when they get on Weltmeister and start the double team again. They whip him off the ropes and both kick him in the stomach and then hit a very nice double suplex. Wright flexes down towards Weltmeister mocking him as Ryder waits across the ring. When Wright turns around, he's floored with a superkick! Ryder bends down for the cover but Weltmeister breaks it up. He lifts up Ryder and whips him off the ropes and on the way back, lifts him up and hits a double-handed Chokeslam! He bends over and hooks the leg as the ref counts the three!
Hank - Oh my goodness that was one awesome match! Ryder and Wright are both jumping on the right track though; this was a purely even match-up!
Michael D - But in the end, it was Weltmeister's strength that got him over the top and the three count!
The three men make their way backstage as the crowd begins to hype up for the next match.
The scene goes back stage where we see Chandra Desmodena talking on a cell phone to someone. Unbeknownst to her however, The Elite Bitches have ascended upone her from behind. They start to giggle and whisper to each other which catches Chandra's attention. As she turns around she gets a very serious expression on her face.
Chandra- I'll have to call you back in a minute ok. It seems I have wondered into the skank section of the arena.
Chandra hangs her phone up and sizes all of The Elite bitches up one by one before speaking.
Chandra- I see the master let his bitches out of their cage.
Chastine- Actually "the master" doesn't know were here. We actually came to congratulate you on your victory tonight. Seems your finally gonna get a real match next week on Malice. All though I don't see why. With your looks you belong in dark matches. Matter of fact the darker the better.
XTC- Like no doubt Chastine. It's like there is no doubt Chandra blew her way back into TV time.
Daphne-Yeah it's to bad someone wasn't there to take her picture afterwards. It would have been the perfect "Got Milk" poster if you catch my drift!
Diasy-Yeah, you would think with that mug a facial would work wonders for this nasty bitch!
With that being said Chandra let's out a loud sarcastic laugh before flying off the hook with a right hand straight into Daisy's mouth. Before any of The Elite Bitches can gather any offense Chandra quickly takes down XTC with a karate-like kick to the side of the head which sends her down screaming with pain. Daphne moves in for a hair grab but Chandra quickly dodges her attempt and shoves her hard into the concrete wall. However, as Chandra turns around Chastine whips out a can of mace and sprays Chandra directly in the eyes! Chandra howls out in pain but begins to swing wildly in the air. Luckily she clips Chastine on the lip busting it open. Knowing she is close, Chandra lunges in the air towards the direction in which she last made contact and takes down Chastine. She mounts her and begins to swing frantically at her face connecting hard with lefts and rights. Chastine tries to fight back but the rage of Chandra is just to much for her to over come. Suddenly from out of no where a steel chair connects with the back of Chandra's head knocking her out cold. The camera pans up to see Cheapshots standing there looking very dissappointed.
Cheapshots- What in the hell is wrong with you bitches? You let this one skank ass ho beat all your asses at once? For the love of Cheaps! Get your asses up and back to the locker room now!
The Elite Bitches collect themselves and mutter apologies to Cheapshots before heading off camera. Cheapshots however, looks down at the fallen Chandra and begins to smile. He kneels down and grabs her by the jaw and lifts her weightless head up off the ground.
Cheapshots- You have been a constant thorn in my side since the days of WoW. The sad thing is I don't even think you mean to. You'll probably chalk it up to somekind of vodoo witchcraft b.s., but I think the truth is obvious. You want Cheapshots and I can't blame ya! Hell I'm the champ, I'm one of the most beautiful creatures on this earth, and I am more of a man than you can handle. But unfortuantely Chandra the only position in The Elite Bitches I have open is the toliet cleaning spot. But from the looks of your white trashiness, cleaning toliets is probably what your best at. Tell you what, you can report to duty next week at Malice. Except we are gonna change you name to fit the crew better. From this day forth you will be known as "Goth Bitch!" Welcome to the team sweet cakes!
With that said Cheapshots spits in her face and releases his grip on her jaw to a frenzy of boos from the crowd watching on.
Hank- My god Mike that was the cheapest thing I have ever seen him do!
Mike D- It's a rare day when we agree Hank and today is one of those days! Cheapshots has gone way to far! Chandra can hold her own against any man in this federation but dammit! She was out cold and he degraded her on live television by spitting in her face!
Hank- But if I know Chandra like I do Cheapshots has just opened the gates to hell! There is no fury like that of Chandra Desmodena when she is pissed!
Mike D- I'll give you an amen to that brother! Let's get back to the action at ringside before I say something I regret!
'Thugz Cry' by Bizzie Bone plays as a series of green pyros go off as
The Mainstreamer makes his way to the ring. He walks slowy as if zoned
out to the crowd.
Hank- The Mainstreamer has shown us that he is a force to be reckoned with since he came here after Target Locked, Mike.
Michael D.- Yeah, but Hank, I don't really think he cares!
The match starts off with Danny Anderson taking control. Danny hits
quick rights and lefts, and irish whips Mainstreamer. Danny goes for a
back body drop, he ducks but Mainsteamer runs up and gets a sunset flip.
1... too early in the match to get a pin! Both men get up quick, as if
nothing happened, as they tie up. Mainstreamer gets a cheap knee to the
gut, and locks in a headlock. Anderson struggles, then hits a few elbows
to the gut, and hits a back drop. Anderson now with the early cover.
1... another quick kickout, this time by Mainstreamer.
Mike D- Wow, I think Anderson is giving Mainstreamer more of a match than anyone so far!
This time Anderson is first to his feet. He waits as Mainsteamer starts
to get up, and kicks him in the stomach with force! Mainstreamer holds
his stomach, as he goes squirming into the corner, Danny comes up and
gets a few kicks and punches, then sets Mainstreamer up on the top rope.
Anderson slowly makes his way up to the top rope with Mainstreamer, and
nails a devestating superplex. Danny, cockily makes the pin. 1...2...
Hank- Still more fight in the Mainstreamer!
Danny gets infuriated, as he picks
Mainstreamer up, kicks him in the gut, and nails a Pedigree! Anderson
thinks he's got the edge, as he picks Mainstreamer up again, and brings
him up for a powerbomb, but it's reversed into a hurricanrana! Anderson
goes down and Mainstreamer makes the cover. 1...2... kickout by
Anderson!
Hank- WOW! What incredible athleticism by The Mainstreamer!
Michael D.- I was talking to Mainstreamer earlier and he told me they taught him that move in MCT.
The match stays pretty even for the next six minutes, Mainstreamer
pretty much keeps the lead. Mainstreamer grabs Anderson, and locks in a
sleeper hold! Danny fights not to tap out, and finally kicks against the
ropes making Mainstreamer fall back, breaking the hold. Both men get up,
and Anderson hits a nice piledriver! Mainstreamer is down, but Danny,
he's not done yet. He drags Mainstreamer over to the ropes and drapes
him across the second rope, he goes to the other side of the ring, and
calls for the 6-1-9! The crowd goes crazy, as Danny runs and swings his
legs, but Mainstreamer rolls back. Danny gets back into the ring, and
Mainstreamer nails the Fuckemuppercut! Anderson staggers back, allowing
Mainstreamer to connect with the Streamline! Mainstreamer makes the pin.
1...2...3... Mainstreamer wins! Mainstreamer retains the Television
Title! Mainstreamer walks carelessly up the ramp with his Television Title, only to have Nester DeFranco suddenly rush out from behind the curtain with a half empty bottle of Jim Beam! He smashes it over the Mainstreamers head, busting him open pretty badly. He turns to look at Danny Anderson
Michael D.- What the hell??
As Anderson hurries backstage, some EMT's come out to check on Mainstreamer, who just pushes them off and storms backstage. The Videotron comes to life. We see PKA leaving his locker room with his International title on his shoulder. Suddenly, a Dodge Ram barrels out of no where and runs PKA down!
Hank- OH MY GOD MIKE! Who the hell did that??
Michael D.- I don't know, Hank, but its pretty obvious he can't compete tonight!
The Videotron flips to another scene and we are treated to none other than Sweet Cheapshots himself sitting in his locker room. He sports a pair of ray-ban sunglasses, a Mainstreamer t-shirt, and a pair of black jeans. The crowd begins to boo as The Cheap 1 starts talking.
Cheapshots- Ya know, Cheapshots has heard a lot of crap being talked about him for the past few weeks. "Where's the champ? Why ain't he being booked? I want my title shot!" Well Cheapshots can answer all those questions with two simple answers. One being Cheapshots is sick and tired of being in the redneck south! What the hell? Can the nWo not book a decent arena in a nice part of the country? The Cheap 1 is tired of working his ass off entertaining the millions, only to look out in the crowd and see Joe Bob Henry Dan smiling with tobacco ooze drooling out of his six tooth mouth! Reason two is that Cheapshots is injured. It seems The Cheap 1 threw his right knee slightly outta socket in a game of naked twister with The Elite Bitches. So basically the doctor hasn't cleared me to wrestle just quite yet. But don't worry as soon as this brace comes off you can line ALL of the clown shoes in the nWo up, one by one, and Cheapshots will beat them all! But until that time and especially till we get out of North Carolina in particular, all of you will just have to settle for seeing The Cheap 1's award winning face on your tv screen at home. Thank you for your time. All hail the world champion!!!
Mike D.- Poor guy, lets send him a fruit basket!
Hank- Come on Mike, its obvious that Cheap...
Michael D.- Shut up Hank! its time for the main event!!
It then cuts to another With Carter Lambert locking up with PKA. A few moves and the scene cuts again.
It now introduces PKA and Nester DeFranco as Team #2. The scene cuts and shows clips from the domiante tag team work the NDE experience had.
The scence cuts again and it shows PKA in various matches hitting a barage of moves. Then it shows him holding up the IC title after beating Diedre. The scence then jumps to PKA being taken out of commision before the match.
Hank-What will Nester DeFranco do without his partner PKA?
Michael D.- Well, I know Nester, he's probably got something up his sleeve, but still, it's 2 on 1 now. He better hope he forgot to take his pills.
"I Did It" By Dave Mathews begins to play as fire works rain down, as Carter walks down the ramp with a pyro going off on each step. He gets in the ring. Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westwards begins to play as blinding light begin to flash throughout the entire arena in lightning fashion before the JumboTron goes completely black. The images of two blades shredding the black and giving way to a bright yellow background can be seen along with the shilouette of Narcissus in a fighting stance. The pyros at the bottom of the ramp begin to go off, making their way to the top ending with a huge flash that leaves a yellowish haze in which Narcissus can be seen holding a narcissus flower which he discards making his way to the ring.
Hank-Team One is in the ring.
A loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as the lights dim and the fans all rush the barracade. Finally, "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts throughout the arena as Nester DeFranco bursts past the curtain in his trademark wrestling gear. He looks from side to side as he points to his 'Nester-Maniacs' in the crowd wearing his shirts and holding up his signs while he heads directly to the ring. He stops short and looks in at his two opponents. The ref tells them to backoff as Nester enters the ring. He turns around and spits a goober at the camera and his music ends. The ref signals for the bell and Lambert and Nester start it off.
Michael D.-Looks like it's going to be two on one.
The bell rings and Lambert charges Nester but is caught in a headlock. CL struggles but Nester runs forward hittng a bulldog. Lambert grabs his face, but gets up quickly and stares down Nester. Nester and CL lock up and Lambert is whipped into the ropes. Nester telegraphs a back drop and is kciked in the face. He backs up to a corner and CL slams Nesters face into the top turnbuckle. CL gets on the turnbuckle to gloat, but Nester recovers quickly and puches CL over the top into the barricade.
Michael D.-Ha! I love it when people hit the baricade!
Hank-What? Hey look! Its Cheapshots!
Cheapshots hobbles out with the knee brace on his left knee. He heads for the ring, but some officials come and carefully lead him back out, careful not to hit his knee. He looks a little frustrated, and winces as if they are hurting him.
Mike D- Hey wait a minute! When we saw Cheapshots earlier didn't he say his right knee was injured?
Hank- Yeah so what's your point?
Mike D- My point is that his knee brace is on his left knee!
Hank- That son of a bitch! He's faking his knee injury so he doesn't have to defend his title! I swear he just keeps getting cheaper ever minute! Nester runs across the ring and nails Narc off the apron. Before the ref can say anything Nester is jumping out of the ring and picking CL up. He lifts him up for a vertical suplex and a smac is heard through out the entire arena when Lambert hits hard. Narc comes over and nails Nester from behind then throws him back in the ring. He helps Lambert and helps him into the ring again. Both men stand up and CL hits a quick punch on Nester. He puches him two more times before grabbing his head and dropping him with a DDT. CL goes for the cover. 1..2 Nester kicks out easily, but CL wastes no time and sends Nester flying into the turnbuckle. CL goes and tags Narc.
Hank-This is how its going to suck for Nester. He has no one to tag.
Narc goes in and lands a few puches to Nester while he's in the corner. He pulls Nester out and positions him for a piledriver. Narc starts to pull him up but Nester fights back and stays down. Narc tries again and Nester blocks again and this time reverses with a backbody drop. Narc hits the ground and Nester hits the ropes and drops an elbow on Narc. He picks up Narc and hits a strong knee to the stomach. He takes Narc down with a closeline, then goes for the pin. 1.. Narc kicks out easily. Nester begins stomping Narc. Nester sets up on the side of the ring and waits for Narc to get up. Narc does and Nester goes for the spear. Narc counters and hits a spin kick in mid move and sends Nester the other way. CL gets on the top rope as Narc goes to the his corner and tags him in. CL jumps from the top rope and nails leg drop on Nester.
Hank- Great teamwork by Narcissus and Lambert.
Michael D.- Nester is hurting now.
CL goes for the cover. 1..2.. Kick out my Nester. CL gets irratated and picks Nester up by his hair. He tucks his head between his legs and executes a strong powerbomb. He goes for the cover again. 1..2.. Nester still kicks out. CL gets pissed and smack the turnbuckle. Lambert grabs Nester's and postions him for the Carter Cutter. He grabs his waist but Nester grabs his legs and begins picking him up. Nester is holding CL calfs behind his head and with some reserved power, nails a grusome spine buster. Nester falls to one knee.
Hank- WHAT A MOVE!
Nester shakes his head and goes for the cover. 1...2... Narc breaks it up! The ref pushes Narc out of the ring and Nester picks up CL. He calls out to the crowd as he prepares for the DeFranco Bomb. He picks him up and nails CL. Nester goes for the cover. 1...2... BROKEN UP BY NARC AGAIN! Narc jumps out of the ring and Nester follows in anger. Nester starts running and catches a chair straight to the face from Narc. Narc throws the Chair down and jump back on the apron. The ref begins to count Nester out. Nester manages to roll back in at 8 just in time to see CL crawl over and get the tag on Narc. Narc runs in and stomps on Nester. He picks Nester up and hits him with a quick release German Suplex. Nester tries to get up with the ropes but is kicked back down by Narc. Narc picks him up and whips him CL's corner where Cl takes a few cheap shots. Narc goes to the corner and postions Narc for a Superplex. Nester somehow manages to fight Narc off pushing his off the top turnbuckle. He gets up and calls for the Total Devastation. But CL shakes the ropes and Nester falls hitting his manhood. Narc gets back up and goes for the superplex again, this time hitting it. Narc tags in CL.
Hank-Nester is in serious trouble now.
CL picks him up and attempts the Carter Cutter again. He hits it and Nester goes all the way across the ring. CL stand up and gloats then goes for the cover. 1...2... Nester got his foot on the rope! CL gets pissed off even worse then starts stomping Nester. Carter tags in Narc who waits for Nester to get up. Narc waits and times an aerial spin kick just right and begins the Spral. 1...2...3...4. 4 kicks and Nester is backed into the corner. Narc signals and goes for the The Ego Shatterer nailing it. Nester hits the ground and rolls out of the ring. CL comes from the outside. He begins puching Nester who has now, been busted open. CL whips Nester into the barrier and jumps right as Nester falls. CL ends up accidentally flying over the railing.
Michael D-Lucky Break for Nester, he needed it to!
Nester starts to get up to meet Narc who has jumped out of the ring. Narc hits him with a strong punch to the head. Nester falls to one knee. Narc measures out anohter punch... but waits a little too long and is hit with a quick shot to the jewels. Narc bends over and Nester climbs back into the ring to break the ref's count. Nester crawls to a corner and rests as he stands up in the corner. Narc rolls in the ring still favoring that last blow from Nester. Nester stumbles out of the corner and starts puching a tired Narc. Narc gets up and they start exchanging blows.
Michael D.-Both Men look worn out! But, where's Carter Lambert?
As if on cue, Carter Lambert gets thrown over the baricades into the metal stairs.
Michael D.-WHAT THE HELL!
Carter Lambert is on the ground and is busted open in more than one place. It looks like someone in the crowd beat the hell out of him. He's not moving. In the ring Nester gets the advantage on Narc and hits a DeFranco Bomb. Narc hits hard and Nester makes it to the top rope as fast as he can for the Total Devastation. But it isn't quick enough because Narc rolls out of the way just in time. Both men are down when Lambert is slung into the ring.
Hank-WHO DID THAT!
With a quiet crowd the Mainstreamer slides into the ring and looks down. All three men are laid out in the ring. The Mainstreamer looks down and chuckles. He picks up Carter and throws him in the corner. He hits him with a Fuckemuppercut and Lambert goes flipping out of the ring. Nester starts to get up and The Mainstreamer throws him over the rope and begins sets up for Narcissus. Narc starts to get up, unaware to the fact that the Mainstreamer is in the ring. He turns around and gets nailed with a full force Streamliner. Narc goes down hard. Nester gets back in the ring and sqares off to fight Mainstreamer. The Mainstreamer relaxes and puts on his shades as he slowly walks out of the ring and to the back. Nester looks around and sees Narc laid out in the ring and climbs up to hit the Total Devastation. He pins, 1...2...3! Nester wins and advances!.
Hank-Why did The Mainstreamer just do that!
Michael D.-I don't know.
Nester gets a mic.
Nester- What the fuck man... This was my match! I could have won that on my own! Didn't you get the message earlier?? God... I didn't take my medicine...!!
Hank-I don't think Nester needed The Mainstreamer's help. Why did he come out here and help him after Nester attacked him?!
Narc gets back up and nails Nester with a chair after he has stopped talking. He obviously is infuriated with The Mainstreamer and Nester. He jumps out of the ring and grabs the ring bell. He waits for Nester to get back up and clocks Nester open, busting him open again. Lambert stumbles back in the ring and places a chair on the ankle of Nester. Narc yells that he is going to 'Nesterize' Nester, but 'Walk' by Pantera hits and the crowd goes insane. Narc and Lambert are stunned. Dick Gazinya runs to the ring in a Armani suit and hits them both with rights and left. Lambert walks into a Gazinya Spinebuster. Narc chrges Dick, but Dick reverses it into the Grand Finale. Nester stands up and hugs Dick.
Hank-DICK IS BACK! Will he be replacing PKA? This Tag Tournament is getting GOOD already!
Dark Match 2: Match was drawn is it ran over into time for the televised portion of the show.
