Dark Match 1: Dick def. CL via pinfall

Malice comes on the air with a 'Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in Spartanburg, SC. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features green lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. The co-official Malice bands, 13 Stitches and Self Afflicted are on stage playing 13 Stitches "Human Hate Machine". The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.

Hank - Welcome to another edition of nWo's Malice! We have a little over a week until Jacked Up, and tonight we'll be seeing if Mainstreamer and Cheapshots can put the Mexican Jackhammers away for their shot at the first ever nWo Tag Team Championship!!

We goto ringside where Dick Gazinya is standing in the ring coming freshy off from his dark match minutes ago. Dick paces around the ring with a microphone in hand as he stops and raises the mic to his lips. The crowds chants are deafening as Dick looks back and forth, from side to side. He smiles as he begins to speak.

Dick- You know....I got a lot on my mind. Since I got no air time this week, I decided to make my own timeslot. 'The Dick' decided to say what's on his mind and let it all hang out!

The crowd erupts as Dick paces around the ring before continuing.

Dick- You see we gotta go back to before the nWo was just an idea in old Darren's head. It was around last years Ring Wars pay-per-view. My old man began to develop alzheimers disease. Starting to forget thing....we had to put him in an old folks home. Damn old guy didn't even know my name anymore. Well, that's fine....I can deal with that. You have to accept the fact and move on. I did just that...

Dick licks his lips as he trails away from his 'The Dick' persona. He shakes his head before continuing.

Dick- Well good old Darren came to me when the nWo was in it's early stages. He had this crazy idea. A crazy storyline that involved time travel,2 him returning as my father and we were gonna tear this place apart. Thing about it though is that's all it was, was an idea. It never really came about. It was supposed to be huge, I believed in him that we could make something out of it. He told me that it would be another legenday saga in my illustrius career.....that is where he was wrong.

A mixed reaction comes over the crowd as Dick soaks up the reaction, channeling it back into his speach.

Dick- Weeks after the nWo launched, Darren split. Why? Don't ask me but, he turned over his duties to Ichabod of all people. Now me and Ichy have had our disputes but, none bigger than the Dick/BG program. You see....before the WoW closed Ichabod was desperate to make Brian a star. I tried my best to make that a reality but, the WoW closed its doors. So then, I come to the nWo determined to make Brian Graves a household name. A ain't ever met a wrestler I couldn't make a star but, this was rediculous. I did everything that I could. I sacraficed it all for this company. Hell, I did the job in the Tower of Terror for that man. Anything I could do to make that one man a star but, you know....it just didn't work. Has BG even won a match since Target Locked? I don't think so. The way I see it is that after I passed the ball to Brian Graves, he let it slip right out of his hands. It's only been what? Three weeks since then, maybe four? The nWo has sunken to a new all time low.

The crowd begins to boo a little more as Dick puts his hand out to calm the masses down.

Dick- Now just calm down. I ain't finished with what a got to say. Now I retired after Target Locked. I hear some guys asking why I'm back. I have heard it all but, the reason I'm back is to save this god forsaken company! I came back to give it everything I got to put it back on the winning track. In my short time away I realied that I lost mt focus. Certain things became priority over what really matters. That one thing that matters is you, the fans!

The crowd stops booing and erupts as they begin to stomp their feet through out the arena.

Dick- I think after shooting into superstardom that I let things goto my head a little. I believed my own hype. I believed I was the best. Not that I'm not but, the fact of the matter is that I stopped caring about what got me here. What got me here is the innovativeness to do things a different way. The urge to do something unheard of and the urge to create my own path. Face it, the NDE were originators. We expanded each damn one of your minds on what professional wrestling has traditionally been!

The crowd erupts as Dick continues.

Dick- So here I am, Richard Gazinya....back and willing to do it right. The NDE is back in charge and we're taking over. It doesn't matter if Ichabod is in jail or it doesn't matter if he leaves BG in control of my fate. They can put me in a dark match every week but, you can't hold this Dick down! You two sum bitches are going to get yours. But, my money isn't good enough for your bail is it Ichy? I have to bring Wicked D to Sam to get a little slice of the pie. Well you can consider that done! I'll bring you Wicked D, then I'm going to whoop that 'Dick-Smoking' ass of yours and take back what should have been mine since the beginning....the nWo! And remember one thing, NDE is 4 life and we'll be running the show from here on out!

Dick drops the mic as 'Walk' begins to play. The scene cuts out to the parking lot as a Dodge Ram pulls up to the arena gate and stops. The door swing open as Nester DeFranco hops out with a potato sack over his shoulder and heads into the building.

Hank- Oh no Hank, the NDE is in the building! I just wonder what Nester is doing with that potato sack?

Hank - And now it's time for Gauntlet Match!

Micheal D - Chandra versus the Elite Bitches!

The lights in the arena go out, "Witches they ride on broom sticks ya know, Angels use to catch the wind flow. And they're moving as far as they can" The first lyrics to Witches by Switchblade Symphony. The sexy beat kicks in, the arena washes in blood red lights. Chandra steps out from back stage, she puts and wicked little smile on her face. She saunters down the ramp with her hands on her hips. She makes her way up the steps and slides in the middle rope. Strutting to the ropes she leans on them with a smile. She turns around to catch a huge bitch slap from Daisy. Chandra shoots up with a wicked smile.

Hank - I guess this match is offically on!

Daisy reaches back for another slap and gets a full force punch to the jaw. Cash screams in pain, and Chandra drives a foot in her head as soon as she hits the ground.

Hank - What a mean bitch!

Michael D - Can you say that?

Chandra finally removes her foot and yanks Daisy up by the hair. She DDT's Daisy and finishes the Blackout. She puts a foot on the breast of a knocked out Daisy and yells for her next opponent.

Michael D - Wow...

Daphne comes running out to the ring, very slowly and uneagerly climbs in. Chandra jumps at her and Daphne screams and cluthes the ropes. Chandra rolls Chastine out of the ring and much to her surprise, when she turns around, Daphne is running full force and hits her with a spear.

Hank - Holy crap! She did something!

Chandra feels the pain but manages to get up before Daphne and grabs her by the face and throws her down again. She runs quickly to the ropes and nails a moonsault. She grabs the leg and goes for the pin. 1..2..3.

Michael D - Next.

Chastine runs to the ring and starts hammering on Chandra. Chandra turns around and pushes her off, then takes a breather. The fatigue is sitting in. Chastine slowly gets up and tries to kick Chandra, but Chandra catches the foot and trips Daisy up, then puts her in a half crab. Chastine screams and but is able to get the ropes as Chandra lets her out.

Mike D- Well so far Chandra has dominated the bitches but she has yet to face Chyna!

Hank- Well I wouldn't worry about Chyna just yet. It seems Chastine may have a little bit of skill wrapped up in that sexy body of hers.

Chandra lifts Chastine up for a powerbomb which Chastine somehow turns into a hurricarana. Chandra pops back up more shocked than hurt but quickly gets a dropkick for her unawareness. Chastine pops back up from delivering the dropkick and drops an elbow across her throat. Chastine stays on the offense and grabs Chandra by the hair and pulls her up and into a swift DDT. However as chastine gets back to her feet she begins to gloat giving Chandra enough time to recover and roll her up in a school boy for the attempted pin. 1-2. NO! Chastine escapes and both women get to their feet at the same time and begin to size each other up.

Hank- I have to tell ya Mike D. outta all the bitches thus far the only one who has had a shot is Chastine.

Mike D- Well don't look now but her odds are about to get better because here comes Cheapshots!

The cameras move in and get a shot of The Cheap 1. He walks down dressed in a new Cheapshots shirt with blue jeans. As he walks down the aisle and around the ring something in the crowd gets his attention. He stops for a split second before heading over to the announce table.

Hank- Well it looks as though we have an uninvited guest.

Mike D- Oh I guess I forgot to tell ya, I invited him!

Hank- What? No you didn't! When?

Mike D- I guess it must have been when you went to the bathroom during commercial break.

Hank- You idiot! We haven't even had out first break yet! This is the first match of the...

Cheapshots- How bout a little less jibber jabber and a lot more SHUT THE HELL UP outta you Hank! Cheapshots didn't come down here to listen to you shoe clowns babble like idiots! Hell no! The Cheap 1 came down here to tell the world on live TV that this is the last match you will see Chandra in ever. I got it on good authority that after this match she will be arrested for trying to kill innocent children. And just so she knows she can't OJ her way outta this. There is more than enough evidence to show she is guilty!

Hank- Well as much as we enjoy your stories ol' Cheap 1 we got to get back to the action in the ring.

Cheapshots- Fine you want action calling. Here is some action calling. As you can see we got the goth bitch Chandra who is supposed to be cleaning my toilets beating the hell out of Chastine, which is ok. The bitch, ho, slut known as Chandra seems to have control of this match and wait...yes..yes...Chastine has just reversed an irish whip and nailed a rock solid clothesline on Chandra. Wait...wait....TURN AROUND!

After Chastine delivered the clothesline she quickly turned to Cheapshots o show her accomplishment. Meanwhile Chandra has popped back to her feet an anxiously awaits Chastine to turn around. As she does Chandra delivers a stiff kick upside Chastine's head which sends her down to the mat in a clump. Chandra goes for the cover and scores the wasy three. Cheapshots begins to shake his head in disgust but it quickly turns to laughter. As Chandra kicks Chastine out of the ring she notices Cheapshots has moved particularly close to the gaurdrail close by the fans. Chandra starts to move towards Cheapshots when she sees him reach over and grab a fan rom the audience. Cheapshots quickly begins to hammer away on the fan.

Hank- Oh now come on! Cheapshots is attacking a fan. This ain't right!

Mike- That isn't any ordinary fan Hank, that's the fan Chnadra gave tickets to at her concert earlier this week. and by the look on Chandra's face she is pretty P'O'ed!

Chandra is about to climb out of the ring, but the old Triple H theme hits the PA and Chyna comes out shooting her gun. Chandra is catching her breath as Chyna takes her time to the ring. Chyna finally gets into the ring and Chandra charges and gets clotheslined by Chyna Chandra hits hard and Chyna begins to taunt. Meanwhile, Cheapshots has grabbed the fan and snuck backstage

Michael D - This is going to be a real wrestling match now.

Hank - Chandra's good... but Chyna is Chyna.

Chyna picks up Chandra and clutches her up for a DDT and plants Chandra sqaurly. Chyna goes for the cover. 1...2.. Kick out by Chandra. Chandra scrambles for the ropes and Chnya chases her with a few kicks. Chandra manages to fight to her feet and the to women begin exchanging blows. Chyna gets the upperhand again and irish whips Chandra catching her in a powerslam. Chandra wisely rolls out of the ring holding her back and Chyna waits in the ring. Chyna turns to taunt the crowd after a while of waiting and Chandra reaches in a grabs her feet. Chandra drags Chyna out and slaps her hard. Chyna gets pissed and goes to retaliate with a closed fist punch but isn't quick enough to avoid a Chandra dropkcik.

Hank - Chandra is mounting a comeback!

Chandra slides back into the ring shortley followed by Chyna. Chandra, again moving quickly, nails Chyna with a DDT. Chandra runs to the ropes, but struggles getting to the top due to fatigue. She eventually gets up there and jumps off for a splash but Chyna rolls out of the way. Chandra screams in pain.

Michael D - Chandra is hurting now!

Chyna picks her up and sets her up for the pedigree. She jumps and connects. She goes for the pin. 1...2..FOOT ON THE ROPE!

Hank - HOW IN THE HELL!!

Chyna stands shocked. She looks at Chandra who is getting up with the ropes. Chyna runs at her and Chandra drops holding the rope just in time to send Chyna falling out and making her hit the barrier hard. Chandra collapses and Wicked D comes running down the ramp with a body bag marked with a large white number 14!

Hank - What's Wicked D doing here!

Michael D - This can't be good!

Wicked D slides Chyna into the bodybag and slides her out back through the ramp. Chandra manages to get up in time and Chyna is counted out. The ref raises Chandra's hand.

Hank - What a shocker!

Chandra heads backstage the number 1 contender for the Television title, meaning she'll be taking on Mainstreamer the next chance she gets. Chyna gets up and brushes off the ref as she too heads backstage, with a slight smile on her lips.

Mike D.- What is she so happy about?

Chandra enters her lockerroom to find the fan tied up and gagged. Just as she is pulling the gag out, the door bursts open as cops rush in and surround Chandra

Cop- What's going on here?

Fan- She... she assaulted me! She gave me tickets to the show under false pretenses and.. and.. she touched me... in my privates.

Chandra stares wide mouthed in shock as the policemen place her under arrest and lead her out. We are taken back to ringside.

Hank - What the hell has Cheapshots done?? Well, now it's time for our Brutality Title Match, Shane Ryder and the former Brutality Champion, Christian Wright.

Micheal D - This should be a rather brutal match.

"Special Delivery" is heard throughout the arena as the begining intro plays...the softer music is starting to get louder when a few beats hit in and blue pyros shoot down from the top of the rafters leaving only a small gap for The "Extreme Legend" Brian Graves to walk through...then the beats really kick in and the song blares throughout. Brian walks in between the pryos as the fans start booing like crazy. Brian has a cocky grin on his face as he slides down into the ring and goes to the top left turnbuckle and flashes The Shocker to the crowd and hops down and smirks as he picks up a microphone.

Brian Graves- Just a little announcement, I've decided to make this a three way for the title. Introducing... Juggernaut!

Hank - What?! He's getting another shot for his title! This is pretty good.

Michael D - Not a bad descion by Brian Graves

"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. Shane Ryder walks out and down the ramp, and pyros light up to spell 'Da Ruff One'. When Shane climbs into the ring, he is popped in the jaw right away by Jugg. 'Cocky' by Kid Rock hits and the 'REAL Nature Boy' Christian Wright walks down the aisle cockily with his bodyguard Bohemoth by his side. Christian struts down the aisle as he makes his way to the ring. Christian slides in and poses on the middle turnbuckle as Bohemoth stands looking menacingly beside him, arms folded. Wright climbs into the ring and join Jugg in stomping Shane. The bell is rang.

Hank - The match has started.

Finally, after beating Shane rather well, juggs nails Wright with a left and slides out of the ring and starts slinging weapons in. A chair, then the ring bell, then a fire extingisher, a table, and then a ladder bfore getting back in. Wright didn't stay down long from one left, so he meets Jugg coming into the ring with the fire extingisher in the back of the head. Jugg is down and Shane comes running at Wright. Wright quickly thinks and sprays the fire extinisher all over Shane Ryder. Ryder grabs his face and hits the ground. Wright flings the extinisher at him and it bounces off Ryders back and flies onto the crowd. Jugg has time to recover and hits Wright with a huge swing from a chair from behind. The crack is defeaning. Wright hits the ground hard and the crowd goes nuts.

Michael D - This is one hell of a match! This thing is brutal as hell!

Jugg starts setting up the table as the other two men are laid out. He gets it up right as Shane Ryder attempts a charge again. Shane nails Juggs with a kick in the stomach. He goes for the ring bell only to turn around to a chair shot in the head. He drops the ring bell and hits the ground right next to Wright. Juggs picks up Ryder and lays him on the table. Juggs picks up Christian and sets him up for a power bomb to go through Shane and the table.

Hank - If Juggs hits this, it will be an early end no doubt!

But Christian Wright snaps awake and counters with a back body drop on juggs who crashes through Shane and the table. Wright collapses and all three men lay knocked out.

Michael D - Uh... all three men are knocked out... What do we do.

Bohemoth rolls into the ring to check on Wright. Wright starts to wake up and gets to his feet while Bo rolls back out fo the ring. Wright picks Juggs up out of the pile and suplexes to mid ring. He gets the chair and begins nailing jugggs with it over and over. Ryder manges to get up and out of the ring un noticed. He reaches under the ring and pulls something out. Wright throws the chair down and grabs the ladder and quickly sets it up. He climbs to the top and as he tries to gain his balance Ryder comes in with a stop sign and kncoks the ladder down sending Wright flying out of the ring. Wright hits the ground hard. And Ryder grins for the first sucessful thing he's done in the match. He bend over to catch his breath. He grabs the stop sign with both hands and starts to stand up to look around the ring. He notices the juggs is no longer laying where he was before. A yell is heard and shane turns around to catch a dropkick sending the sign to his face from juggs. Shane is knocked out of the ring.

Michael D - These guys have problems staying down,

Hank - Well it is for the title.

Wright jumps into the ring and surprises Jugg with a superkick. Juggs falls down but goes rolling out of the ring and up the ramp. Wright gives chase. The scene catches up as go running across the backstage area with a out of breath ref following. Wright manages to catch up in the locker room and send juggs head first in a locker. The locker pops open and peaches come falling out of the locker. The camera pans up to reveal it's the locker of Mexican Jackhammer Grangier. Wright actually goes for the cover and the ref counts two and juggs kicks out.

Hank - I almost forgot they had to pin.

Juggs gets up and turns the tables yet again. He wrestles Wright out of the locker room and he begins chasing Wright through the parking lot. Wright jumps over a Black Porsche 911 and ducks underneath managing to get the drop on juggs. He hits him with a few lefts and rights then suplexes him onto the porsche.

Michael D - Wright is messing up too nice of a car!

Wright climbs up on the car and sets up Juggs for the call of nature. The crowd goes wild as Wright manages to hit it. Wright hits the ground hard also but manages to slump over Juggs for a pin. The ref counts 1...2...3!!

WHAT A MATCH!!! That was a great effort.

The scene goes back to a pissed off Shane Ryder going back into the locker room with a ice bag on his head. It then goes back to Juggs and Wright in the parking lot. Both men are starting to get up and the ref gives Wright the belt. Juggs looks at Wright and sticks out his hand for a congratulations. Wright accepts only to be kicked in the stomach. Juggs rips the titles out Wrights hands and goes running into his car and drives away. Wright gets up and starts yelling for Bohemeth.

Hank - Did Juggs just take off with Wright's title!?

I think he did! I wonder how this is gonna turn out.

Hank - Well this match coming up here should be interesting to say the least, we got Danny "The Degenerate" Anderson looking to pick up a huge win over Nester DeFranco tonight!

Michael D - But if I know The Nesterman like I tell people I know him, then he won't let that happen!

The lights in the arena go out and the crowd becomes quiet. Just then a big pot leaf shows on the tron with the word "Degenerate" in the center of it as California Love hits. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as the arena becomes foggy and green lights come on. Danny "The Degenerate" Anderson comes walking out in some baggy pants and a black vest on. He walks down the ramp with a cocky look on his face and rolls into the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and sits on the top rope awaiting his opponent.

Hank - Danny looking set here tonight, this match is huge for the youngster.

A loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as the lights dim and the fans all rush the barricade. Finally, "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts throughout the arena as none other than the Nesterman himself Nester DeFranco bursts past the curtain in his trademark wrestling gear. He looks from side to side as he points to his Nester-Maniacs in the crowd wearing his shirts and holding up his signs while he heads directly to the ring. He rolls under the ropes and jumps to his feet, climbing up to the second turnbuckle to salute his fans. The camera focuses up close on his face until he looks down at the lens and drops a goober onto it, signaling for his music to end he glances across the ring at Danny as the ref hits the bell.

Hank - Let's get this party started with a bang shall we?

Danny charges quickly at Nester but he side steps him and pushes him outside the ring. Nester laughs to himself a bit as he slides out of the ring and grabs Danny by the back of the head and lifts him up, ramming him into the announce table. He lifts him up and spits at his face and then whips him hard into the steel steps. A loud crash is heard as Nester raises his hands in the air getting a mixed reaction. He picks up the fallen Danny and lifts him up as he slams down into the barricade hard knocking him back down to the mat. Nester quickly walks over by the announce table and grabs a chair that was lying on the ground. He walks over and as Danny stands up, he cracks the chair over his head sending him down to the ground. Nester raises the chair high in the air as the crowd just looks on.

Michael D - Nester DeFranco is dominating this match!

Nester walks passed, up and over Danny as he goes over and grabs a table from the outside. He sets it up and turns back to Danny with the chair. He goes to swing but Danny quickly nails Nester with a low blow! Nester drops to his knees as Danny frantically slides in the ring and rolls out on the other side. Danny grabs a chair from the opposing side and stalks around the ring seeing Nester on the ground. Nester gets to his feet as Danny charges and swings the chair but Nester ducks. Danny flies past Nester, stops, turns around and brings the chair up but its booted right back in his face by Nester. Nester shakes off the low blow and lifts up Danny and hits a Nasty Neckbreaker on the outside of the ring!

Hank - What! A Nasty Neckbreaker on the outside! That's painful! That's Brutal!

Nester lifts up Danny and places him on the top of the table and looks around the ring. He quickly lands a few hard punches and then sets up a ladder. He bends over and grabs the chair lying on the outside and lifts it up, driving it into the head and stomach area of Danny Anderson. He then quickly climbs to the top of the ladder, leaping off nailing a Total Devastation! The referee quickly calls for the bell!

Michael D - Man, Nester DeFranco dominated this match-up! Danny only got one low blow in!

Hank - That's what happens when you blow off the company and do your own thing, you get ring rust!

Michael D - Well in this case, Nester got the victory and continues his winning ways!

The arena is silent as suddenly out of nowhere, Hit The Floor Begins to play with the slow mellowed out guitar playing in the background…Then suddenly the beat kicks in hard and the guitar is turned up and a row of blue and red pyros shoot down from the top of the entrance ramp as Brian Graves emerges through as the fans boo like mad. Brian walks down the ramp holding his hands to his ears showing off to the crowd as the fans boo even louder. He slides in the ring

Well...It seems as though The Extreme Legend is pinned up against another reject...but that seems to be the common factor around this place...rejects...rejects in life...rejects in wrestling...why do I bother?

The arena fills with boos as Brian just stands there smiling but holds his hand up..

Hold on, give me a second...listen, I'm facing a reject tonight and I'm facing another one next week at Jacked Up...now I know what your thinking Cheapy...you think that the simple fact that you put a branding iron on my ass a few weeks back...

Before Brian can continue, the fans chant Check Your Ass Brian just stares blankly as he shakes his head...

Yeah...why don't you all just shut up all right? Face the facts, I'm a god, and your not...your all jealous! But as for Cheapy's challenge laid out earlier tonight, your damn right I'll accept your House of Mirrors match...sounds interesting...You wanna make this Jacked Up? This Sunday...it's going to be all that and more my Cheap friend...

Brian smiles

But as for tonight? Trust me...Wicked D...he'll get his and...

Michael D- Oh no! Look out B.G.!

Hank- I think business is about to pick up Mike!

Before Brian can continue, a hand drops down onto his shoulder. The crowd cheers like crazy as Wicked D whirls The Extreme Legend around, getting right up in his face. The two mouth off, and words quickly spill over into shoving. Before you even realize it, the two are brawling in the middle of the ring as the referee calls for the bell to start this match. Graves lands a solid right across D's chin, staggering him back. Wicked rams his elbow into BG's gut, stopping his advance in an instant. Brian shakes off the blow, and plows Wicked D over with a shoulder block. Wicked leaps back up to his feet, more pissed off than anything else.

Brian whips him across the ring, D bounces off the turnbuckle, and Graves slams him to the mat likc a sack of potatoes with a viscious spear! He scrambles up the top turnbuckle, diving off with a 360 splash, sprawling out atop the downed Wicked D. He hooks the leg, and the ref drops for the count..1...2...kickout! Brian leaps back up to his feet, kicking the crap out of the Wicked one. He drops back down for the pin..1...2..D's foot on the ropes! Graves back to his feet in an instant drags Wicked D up with him. He whips him into the turnbuckle, charges, and drives his shoulder right into D's gut, knocking the wind right out of him. Brian flips off the crowd and calls for it...

Michael D- I think it's all over now Hank!

Hank- Brian Graves calling for the Special Delivery, and what a response from this crowd. They really hate him here tonight in Spartanburg!

Michael D- That's impossible Hank, how could anybody hate B.G.? He's a god Hank!

Brian calls for it, and yes, he nails the Special Delivery! Wicked D is down! Wicked D is down. Graves drops down, he hooks the leg..1..2..what the hell? The referee's dragged out of the ring, and the NDE slide in! Brian jumps up to his feet, but he's just a second too slow, and Nester cracks a chair right across the back of his forehead. Wicked D slowly to his feet turns around just in time to see Nester, when Dick comes from behind, cracking a chair across the back of Wicked's head, sending him right back to the mat. Nester dives back out of the ring, and tosses a potatoe sack to Dick. Wicked starts to recover from the chairshot, when Dick pulls the sack down over him. The NDE quickly drag Wicked out of the ring and up the ramp dissappearing backstage. We follow their progress on the monitor as they race through the backstage area and out into the parkinglot, where a Dodge ram, it's engine still running, awaits.

The back door opens, and one of the LDE midgets pops his head out, motioning for Dick and Nester to hurry up. The NDE shove Wicked into the back, and they quickly pile in. The Dodge Ram quickly speeds out of the parkinglot. Only to smack right into the side of a truck. NDE Protein blast spews out like crazy from inside the truck, making a huge mess that quickly spreads across the busy stretch of highway, sending other speeding cars and trucks crashing all over the place in a huge mess of protein blast, smoke, and twisted metal. Drivers are quickly hopping out of their cars, yelling and shouting at one another. Dick and Nester stumble out from the Dodge ram, quickly headed right for the driver's side of the truck. And damn do they look pissed! The LDE glance out at the giant traffic mess, uninterested, and quickly one of them fires up a joint. As the two midgets pass it back and forth, toking it up, they barely even take notice when Wicked D sits up in the back, peeling the potatoe sack off. He glances quickly around, and turns, kicking out the back windshield.He quickly climbs out, walking away from the honking screeching shouting mess of people and banged up cars. He looks back over his shoulder to see Dick slapping around some fat sweaty guy in a Super Jungle Sluts 7 t-shirt, soiled boxers, and worn out fluffy slippers. He shrugs, and keeps on walking down the street, quickly lighting up a cigarette. But Dick notices and runs after him. Wicked spins around and hits him with a massive clothesline. He stomps him a couple of times and then pulls out yet another bodybag, this one with the number 15 marked on it. He slides Dick in as he walks off again. Nester notices too late and then yells to Dick to get the hell up so they can get back to the arena in time. We cut back to ringside with Hank and Michael D, who are both staring at the monitor, momentarily at a loss for words.

Michael D- ...I'm not even going to try and ask what the hell just happened Hank.

Hank- No comment here either, Mike.

The scene cuts backstage where we see Cheapshots lacing up his boots for his match tonight. As his laces up his right and final boot he looks to the camera and smiles as the boos fill the arena.

Cheapshots- Here we go with that warm southern hospitality we have all come to love so much in the past few weeks.

Cheapshots digs deep in his nasal cavity and honks up quite a loogie which he spits on the floor. For some strange reason the camera follows the direction of the snot rocket to see it has landed on a confederate flag. Cheapshots takes his boot and steps on it and squishes it all over the flag before he continues talking.

Cheapshots- Well The Cheap 1 thinks the was symbolic and simple enough even for you primitive rednecks to understand, so allow Cheapshots to continue. As everyone around here knows the PPV is coming up next week and to tell you the truth the Ol' Cheap Bastard is not jacked up at all about it. Sure Cheapshots is main-eventing, where he belongs, but look at with who. Brian "Cheapshots name is half way in my ass" Graves. That and that alone is all this kid has going for him. Brian, you need to face facts, sure you may have earned your shot through ring work, but as far as these fans go, they don't give a damn about you. You are like an episode of Murder She Wrote. Your Boring and you take for ever to come across with your point. Hell, you probably don't even remember Murder She Wrote but that is besides the point. The point is, we need to do something to spice this match up. Something special no one has ever seen before EVER! Something only The Cheap 1 could think up! What Sweet Dirty C is proposing Brian is that our match become a "House of Mirrors Match!" What is that you say? The easiest explanation Cheapshots can give ya is go watch Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" but if you haven't seen it...here's how it works. Instead of a ring we start out with you and I on opposite ends of a four corner maze. It will be a long and hard tricky maze with various turns only made more difficult by the glass that surrounds. In the middle of this maze is a good size square opening where a few weapons will be scattered around. Whoever gets to the center of the maze first gets his choice of weapons. Then the fun, my friend begins! You see there are four entrance and exits to this maze so there are plenty of places to hide and mess with your opponents mind. Sure at one second I could be in front of you but in reality I could be behind you or beside you. Who knows? That's the mystery and secret behind the house of mirrors. Yeah I know what your thinking. This sounds to easy right? Wrong! There is actually a list of objectives you must reach before you can leave. You must first make you opponent bleed, which isn't to damn hard considering we are in a maze of mirrors. Second you must score a pinfall in the center of the maze before you are finally allowed to make you way out of the maze. Which basically means, if someway, somehow you was to actually able to a score a pinfall on Sweet Dirty C, you would have to find your way out before I got up and found you. If I did find you my goal would be simple, to drag your ass back to the center of the maze which would negate your pinfall and you would have to start over again. Sound fun BG? Mr. Extreme Legend? The Cheap 1 thinks you know you have to accept. Hell, this is what makes your semi-star ass into a legend, so the way Cheapshots sees it you have NO CHOICE! Hell your running things around here...BOOK IT! Give this PPV something special for the fans to get Jacked Up for. After all the only thing this PPV will be remembered for is the last time Brian Graves got to headline one.

Hank- strong words from Cheapshots... will Brian accept? Will he sign the match?

Mike D.- We'll have yet to see, Hank, but right now, here come my favorite wrestlers ever! The Chinese Connection!

Some music blasts on that sounds like Jeff Jarrett and Debra's old WWF theme, and some fans actually start chanting "Puppies!" Mexican Jackhammer Gragier who lives under the ring just kind of pops out Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua comes out and shakes her 'money maker runs and tries to hug and kiss terrified fans Mexican Jackhammer Casio walks to the ring.

Hank- It looks like Cheapy and Main are facing all three Jackhammers tonight!

'Thugz Cry' by Bizzie Bone plays as a series of green pyros go off as nWo Television Champion The Mainstreamer makes his way to the ring. He walks slowy as if zoned out to the crowd. Then, "Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd plays and Sweet Cheapshots walks out with his nWo Championship over his shoulder. He hands the belt to the ring announcer and then climbs in with a nod to Mainstreamer, who just shrugs. Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua climbs out of the ring and watches as MJ Casio and MJ Grainger both attack Cheapshots. They begin to smack him round, and then MJ Casio hits Cheapy with the "La Vida Loca" Cheapshots looks down at MJ Casio as if not believing he actually thought that would work.

Mike D.- What a devestating move!

MJ Grainger turns Cheapy around for a papercut, and Cheapshots stumbles back... in disbelief. But this gives the Mexican Jackhammers enough leeway to pull him off his feet and give him a double "Lowest Blow." In the process, Cheap hits his head on the mat and is stunned. Mainstreamer has had enough of this double team and leaps up to the top rope, throwing himself at the Mexican Jackhammers for a cross body block, taking them both down.

Hank- He's not about to lose because Cheapy got punked by ineffective moves!

Mike D.- Ineffective??

Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua squeezes between the ropes but gets stuck. Mainstreamer is going to town on the Mexican Jackhammers, trading boots to each one. Cheapshots gets up a little embarassed and pulls Mexican Jackhammer Grainger to his feet, launching toward the ropes. On the return, he nails a tilt a whirl slam and covers, 1-2- MJ Grainger kicks out!

Meanwhile, Mainstreamer has set MJ Casio up for a Streamliner, but MJ Boniqua pulls through with a popping sound which propels her across the ring and into Mainstreamer. He stumbles over but comes up quickly. MJ Boniqua is stripping! She strips down to her bra and panties and beckons Mainstreamer over.

Hank- ...

Mike D.- ...

Mainstreamer closes his eyes and dreads what he's about to do. He reaches around Boniqua about a quarter of the way... all his arms can reach. He is about to lift her but his arms slide.

Mike D.- She's greased her body! Genius!

Hank- Then how'd she get stuck in the ropes... oh my God...

Mainstreamer backs up disgusted, looking as though he is about to throw up. Cheapshots had enough and runs up and dropkicks Boniqua in the back. It knocks the wind out of her and she falls face down gasping for air. It seems she is having an asthma attack. MJ's Casio and Grainger rush at Cheapy, who meets them with double back elbows. Mainstreamer looks really upset as he goes for the pin on MJ Boniqua. Cheapy keeps the other two busy as the ref counts... 1-2-3!

Mike D.- Mainstreamer and Cheapshots pull off the victory in a huge huge upset!

Hank- what? Look who's coming out! Its Nester and... who's that?

Mike D.- Its Nester DeFranco's friend Stinky Steve Wilkins!

Nester and Steve slide into the ring and nail Wafer with double shots with lead pipes! They continue to beat him, making sure he is down, then drag him out. Cheapshots gets up to help, but the MJ's Casio and Grainger each poke a finger into one of his eyes.

Nester and Steve drag Mainstreamer backstage and into a restroom, where they turn him upside down and put his head in a toilet! Steve reaches over and flushes the toilet as both men laugh and drop Mainstreamer. Mainstreamer lies there with his head in the toilet as Nester pulls out a can of spraypaint and sprays on the wall the words, "Your TV Champion." They walk out laughing as Malice goes off the air with a fading shot on Mainstreamer!