.:Dark Matches:.
Justin Owens and Hungry Hungry Howard double counted out
Malice comes on the air with a 'Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . The show immediatly cuts live to inside the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, LA. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features green lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. The co-official Malice bands, 13 Stitches and Self Afflicted are on stage playing 13 Stitches "Enigma". The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank- Welcome back to another edition of nWo's Malice! I'd first like to say welcome back to our color commentator Michael D.
Michael D.- Thank you Hank. Its great to be back... and I'm ready to hear this announcement Ichabod has!!
The lights in the arena go out and the beginning of Forsaken plays by David Draiman. Blue lasers around the screen cut wide arcs through the air. As they cut, it becomes apparant that a heavy fog is being pumped into the arena. As Draiman says "I'm over it" explosions light up the stage all around and Ichabod steps out to powerwalk to the ring. When he gets there, he steps up onto the apron, turns, and raises his arms slowly like Triple H as the lights come up.
Ichabod- Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! I promised a very special announcement for tonight, and without any ado, I would like to announce that I'm fed up with Gazinya Family Wrestling! Every week I hear "wrestlers" from their federation talking shit about the nWo, I get messages and email and phone calls threatening my wrestlers, calling us names, saying we're scared.
Well, the last thing Ichabod is, is scared. So, I've decided since EWF is sponsoring an interfed competition where GFW has begun to send representatives, that we too will send some of our finest! Thats right, a couple of very special wrestlers, to be announced at a later time, will be representing nWo against GFW in a contest that I am still in negotiations with the owner of EWF about. We've even heard that a few sponsers are contributing to a cash award because of all the sell rates for a pending GFW vs nWo fued!
Now, as much as I'd love to just lead an army of us over to GFW and tear it down, we can't very well do that due to legal restrictions. So I'm going to be in contact with each of our guys in the back, and a select few will be chosen for the distinct honor of battling whatever trash GFW can serve up to try and stop us! These few...
Darren - Ichabod my old friend. Long time no see. It seems since I left you've been doing a pretty good job of running MY federation. Except for one thing...I'm the one who should be running it, NOT you!
Ichabod stares back at Darren with a grin on his face. The tension continues to build.
Darren - The fact is, you knew this day would come. As much as you want to pretend you hate my son Dick Gazinya, it was you that were in on locking me away in that looney bin. You knew if I stayed around that you wouldn't be able to make money off of MY product. You had some pretty tricky lawyers on your side but I've got even better ones.
Ichabod - What are you talking about old man?? You are just as crazy now as you were when you were locked away.
Darren just smiles and nudges his cane against Ichabods chest.
Darren - Let me spell it out for you. I've now re-aquired 50 percent of the nWo under MY name. The other 50 is in the works and it will just be a matter of time before I have it all. Originally, I was going to start with the nWo Championship and you knew that and that's why you spoiled Weltmeisters chances of winning. Well, once he takes on Brian Graves and wins the title we will be that much closer. In the meantime, you want to spurt off about the GFW and these matches in the EWF. Well, I'm about to give the nWo roster to showcase their talent across the entire world like never before. I'm starting by taking it back to it's origins....CANADA! You can kiss your 50 state tour goodbye. At the conclusion of this Malice, the nWo will be representing Canada for the NeWA! The nWo is about to compete with the best of the best in the world. No more of this piddly arguments with these other low key federations. I am going to win back the nWo and it's fans and show you how running a federation is done. You are worthless Ichabod!!
Ichabod tenses right up as the anger of over minding him has taken effect. He stares Darren right in the eyes and begins to let it spill out.
Ichabod - Let me tell you something you decrepit bag of shit. If it weren't for me, there wouldn't be 50% of nWo to own. There'd be nothing. How long do you think a federation would last with no one to sign the cards, make the contracts, hire new talent, huh? There'd be nothing. The dream you had of nWo would be a memory, doors closed, burnt down faster than WOW when James, God rest his soul, went nutty. And you disappeared hardly two months after this federation opened. I've carried this place on my shoulders, put up with your son, took grief off of people, paid a lot of my own damn cash to keep sponsers after you left, for half a damn year! Dick wanted to take over. Did I let him? No. We'd be closed by now if I did. Even you know he can't run a federation, look at GFW! I saved nWo from that trash and made it twice as entertaining as WOW ever was! Hell, I even saw promise in your freak Russian and signed him, and neither of you show any gratitude to me? To hell with you old man! I've made nWo mine, now and forever. You want this 50 %, come and take it!
Suddenly, Ichabod is cut off as Prof. Zandor slides into the ring with a steel chair. Ichabod drops the mic and kicks the chair back into Zandors face. The fans go nuts as Ichabod pulls Zandor up and delivers the "B!tch Thump" to the wacky scientist. But before he can turn around Darren delivers a low blow to Ichabod making him stumble over. The crowd then stands to their feet as Weltmeister makes his way to the ring and begins to take orders from Darren. Darren shouts to take Ichabod down. Weltmeister grabs a hold of Ichabod by the throat and picks him up but Ichabod breaks free and fights back. He delivers a series of blows to Weltmeister causing him to stumble backwards. Ichabod winds up for a huge punch but is struck in the back by the steel chair of Prof. Zandor.
Hank - This is insane! It's 3 on 1!!
Weltmeister once again grabs a hold of Ichabod and chokeslams him down to the mat. From there he picks him back up and tosses him to the outside. Zandor begins to clear the equipment off the announce table as Hank and Michael D jump aside for cover. Weltmeister rolls Ichabod onto the table and climbs up with him. The crowd stands on their feet as Weltmeister picks up Ichabod and delivers the "War Head", a brainbuster right through the table making it break into pieces. The crowd roars "Holy Shit" as Weltmeister stands over Ichabod with Zandor and Darren. Darren approaches a bloody Ichabod and gets in his face.
Darren - Welcome to the NeWA era, Ichabod.
Darren laughs as "My Way" plays and he exits. A few officials run out to help Ichabod, but he pushes them off and walks backstage with his hand on his head wincing from pain.
The lights in the arena completely go out as "Headstrong" begins. When the tempo changes, a spotlight begins to roam over the crowd and multicolored lights flash over the ring. When the singing begins, the lights very very very slowly begin to fade up, only enough to show that someone is in the ring with arms stretched out to the sides. When the lyrics "I see your fantasy..." begin, the figure raises her head and looks straight foward. At "I see your motives inside..." double white pyros race from the curtain to ringside, where they shoot from the ringposts as "BACK OFF I'LL TAKE YOU ON" hits and the lights come a little over full power to blinding to reveal Alana in the ring.Alana gives the crowd at each side the one finger "come here" motion.
Wafer - And now… coming to the ring… big hoots and all… One of the lovely ladies of the Nwo, recently earning the right to give me oral sex on myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Peter… Alana Jefferies!
Party Up plays and Television Champion Quake makes his way straight out from the curtains and walks casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising certain products endorsed by QVC! In the ring he poses on the turnbuckle applaudes the crowd.
Wafer - Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girl, and the million… watching across the world, coming to you know, Is a man, like no other. Skill that surpasses all other opponents. The best in the business…
Wafer takes off his shades and squints at Quake coming down the ramp.
Oh… nevermind, it’s this geek. I thought it was Hulkamania yo. Coming to the ring. Representing The Home Shopping Network. For a limited time… this guy’s mom is on strech pay. 3 easy payments of $1.99. QUAKE!!
Quake steps into the ring with a dirty look, but starts getting pelted by Alana after the distraction gets to him.
Hank - I’m not sure if making Wafer the Ring Announcer was such a good idea after all.
Michael D - Well, he did have to remind Alana about the oral sex… on his peter…
Hank - Shut up Mike..
Alana hits a few more punches but Quake is quick to surprise her with a spear. Alana falls back and tries rolling out of the ring, but Quake grabs her by the hair. Alana fights back with a rake of the fingernails to the chest, but Quake doesn’t let go. He tucks her head in devastates her with a release suplex. Alana is laid out. Quake runs over and kicks her in the head once… and only once.
Hank - It’s A kick to the head.
Micheal D - Yeah… A kick.
Quake picks Alana up again but she counter with an eye poke. Quake covers his eyes and Alana hits him with a dropkick. Quake scrambles back and Alana rushes, but she’s caught with a drop toe hold. Alana scrambles up to find herself getting twisted up in the Bad Vibrations. Alana hits the ground and Quake makes his way to the rope.
Hank - QUAKE AIR!!
Quake hits the Quake Air and pick Alana up one last time. He hooks Alana up.
Michael D - THE AFTERSHOK!!
Quake drops down for the pin. 1…2…3! Quake retains the title again.
Michael D - And Quake notches up another title defense. He might make true on his promise to be the longest reigning Television Champion afterall!
"Reload" By Rob Zombie plays over the PA as Alexander the Great comes out to a flurry of pyros on the edges of the ramp. He is carrying a mic and he enters the ring and looks around evilly at the fans.
Hank- What could this be about, Mike?
Mike D.- I'm not sure, Hank. Wasn't he suspended after his dark match today?
Alexander The Great- Ichabod... Brian Graves... Wicked D... Darren... whichever one of you assholes is in charge. You must come to terms with something. You must realize the mistake you are making in trying to inactivate my wrestling status in nWo. No, I'm not pleading for a return, trying to call this a misunderstanding. I understand perfectly that you each feel threatened by my inevitable success. I'm not begging to come back like some snivelling miscreant.
No the mistake is this- you don't realize the grave danger you have put yourselves in by barring me from this place. You tell me I can't wrestle contracted matches in this ring? Fine, I'll book myself. Tonight I'll book myself in a match against Chandra Desdemona, in her locker room, breaking down the door and beating the life out of her. Next week I'll book myself in a match against Shane Ryder, stepping out of my car as I arrive and find him walking down the hall, and destroying him with whatever weapon I can find simply because he was the first one I saw. I'll wrestle two matches that night! I'll book myself against the Mainstreamer, a running him down in the parking lot with an 18-wheeler match.
Security begins to walk out on the ramp surrounding Brian Graves, Wicked D, and Ichabod.
Alexander the Great- No wait... Let me say my peace, and then I'll leave. You owe me that much by holding me back the entire time I've been here. But know this. You can't stop me every night. Somehow I'll find a way in and destroy the first moving thing I see. You can't stop me, you can't get rid of me. I am like unto a god! I am indestructable! I am THE VENOM!!!
At these words, massive sonic charged pyros explode in white and dark blue mushrooms leading down from the ramp and around the ring as the lights dim down to about half brightness. The staff and security stands unsurprised, but ATG raises an eyebrow. Suddenly, out of the crowd a big man leaps the barrier and slides into the ring. He scoops ATG up from behind and plants him with a side overhead suplex right out of the ring!!! The mystery guy goes up to the turnbuckles and leaps up for a huge 450 frogsplash!
Hank- ITS BPAC! ITS BPAC!!!
B-Pac- I suggest you pick your sorry ass up and get the hell out of nWo, Alex. You are nothing... I... AM.... THE... VENOM!!!
B-Pac slides out of the ring and nods to Ichabod as he walks backstage. The security enters the ring and helps ATG to his feet, only to be brushed off as he limps backstage holding his ribs and the back of his head, which looks like its covered in blood from the impact on the concrete floor. Wafer climbs into the ring with his mic.
Hank - Okay well we have a great Brutality match coming up right now between the champion, Christian Wright, and the challenger Shane Ryder...
Michael D - Brutality has been the key to nWo's success as of late, it's made them stand out in the wrestling world...
Hank - That's very true Mike, King Karnage just ended as we saw a new World Champion crowned in Brian Graves, but this time, it's not about a tournament, it's about the belt itself...
Michael D - And we're about to start!
'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, as Wright seems totally focused...walking over to top side of the ring, and leaping to the apron. Grabbing hold of the ropes, Wright leaps into the ring and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd, still keeping his focus...
Wafer- And now... coming to the ring, molested as a little kid by the Nature Boy, Ric Pedofile...er... Flair, The Brutality Champion... BRIAN GRAVES!!!
The fans yell out the correction.
Wafer-Christian Wright, whatever, they're both gay
Hank - Wright really seems to be on top of his game, and that Brutality Championship looks good around his waist...
"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. Shane Ryder walks out and down the ramp, and pyros light up to spell 'Da Ruff One'. The crowd goes crazy with jeers and cheers for Shane Ryder as he strolls towards the ring, rolling in, and having a look around at the fans with a smirk on his face as the music dies.
Wafer-Coming to the ring, The herbed out, choad licking, corkdickin, guy lovin, white boy with the gay ass wife beater.... The Wigger One himself... SHANE RYDER!!! Michael D - Well both men are out, let's get this thing started!
Wafer rolls out of the ring. Both men start out in the center of the ring but quickly exit as they search for items under the ring. Wright grabs himself a kendo stick as Shane grabs himself a 2x4. They both run around to the side of the ring and Christian swings as does Ryder but only Ryder connects knocking Wright down to the floor. Ryder lifts him up and connects with the 2x4 in the square of the back of Wright, knocking him to his knees. Shane then drives his knee across the face of Wright sending him down with a bloody nose. Ryder lifts him up and whips him hard against the fan barricade shaking the padding lose. Ryder walks over and rips the padding off and tosses it aside as he flips off a few of the fans holding Christian Wright signs. He grabs Wright and goes to slam him into the exposed top of the barricade, but Wright reverses it and sends Ryder face down into the barricade, unprotected, sending him back stumbling to the floor holding his face in pain. Wright picks him up and takes him up towards the steel ramp and pulls out the kendo stick from the floor and nails him over the head sending him to his ass. He then revs back and smacks it against the ribs and then the back of the head of Ryder.
Michael D - Both men really bringing it on tonight...good stuff...
Wright drags Ryder up the ramp connecting with rights and lefts every chance he gets trying to keep him down. He whips him hard into the nWo Malice set-up at the top of the ramp. Ryder hits it and falls straight backwards holding his head as blood trickles down. Wright whips some blood from his forehead and lifts up Ryder hitting a wicked belly-to-belly suplex onto the steel at the top of the ramp. Wright gets up and gives the crowd a "whoo" as they do the same back. Wright lifts back up Ryder who low blows him! Wright ducks down as Ryder gets up, planting him hard with a DDT on the steel. Both men are down at the top of the ramp.
Michael D - Both men are down, but nobody has a real advantage yet!
Ryder uses the Malice set to get himself up as Wright does the same. Wright turns around but is hit with a huge kick to the gut. He backs up and goes for a scissors kick but it's caught and Christian Wright catches him! Wright moves towards the edge and leaps off hitting a sitdown twisting powerbomb through a group of tables! The fans go crazy as both men are down and out in the pile of tables, electrical equipment and blood. The fans start a "holy shit" chant as both men show no signs of life.
Hank - Oh my god did you see that? He just did a sitdown powerbomb off the stage into those tables!
Wright starts showing signs of life and gets himself up, dragging Ryder out of the mess. He drags him down the side of the ramp and rolls him into the ring and slowly makes the cover [Ref: 1,2] Kick out by Ryder! Wright can't believe it! Wright gets a pissed off look as he slides outside the ring and tosses aside a nWo ring staff member and grabs a steel chair and folds it. He slides in the ring with the chair.
Michael D - Desperate times call for Desperate measures.
Wright grabs the chair and stands up in the ring and slams it on the mat as Ryder struggles to get up. Wright then lowers the chair just enough as Ryder pops up and hits the chair right back in the face of right with a spinning heal kick! Ryder hurries over and makes the cover [Ref: 1,2,3!]
Hank - Shane Ryder has done it! Shane Ryder is the Brutality Champion! He's upset Wright! What a match!
Michael D - My god both men are covered in their own blood and left everything out in the ring...but if history repeats itself...Wright will put up one hell of a fight next time these two square up!
Hank - When that time comes, I'm going to be the first person in line...
Michael D - Of course you will be, you commentate!
Hank - Shut up!
Hank - One week after King Karnage! One was nearly burned alive. The other was knocked out then stabbed in the back with glass. Two Angry men that have a lot on their mind. Brian Graves. The Mainstreamer. Who knows what’s going to go on during this match.
The lights in the arena suddenly turn off as the fans sit in darkness for a few seconds. With a large bang, all four ring posts explode in sparks and a flashes. The themes from “Terminator plays as the arena lights turn back on to a bright red as Weltmeister and his manager, Darren, walk out from the back. Weltmeister is led to the ring by Darren and steps over the top rope before climbing to the second rope and flexing his gigantic arms before the crowd. His bandages from King Karnage are still on his body.
Wafer - Coming to the ring. Wearing some gay ass clothes. He’s bumpy and he’s never been laid. It’s Weltmeister!
Wafer - Coming to the ring. Wearing… some gayer ass clothes. He’s the guy you flicked in the ear in middle school. Jugglenuts!
Hank - Incredible display right there!
Michael D - This is what you would expect from two of nwo’s finest!
Hank - Holy…
Michael D - … Shit! Oops…
Hank and Mike - Uh oh
Hank - THROUGH THE BULGARIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A MOVE!!
Michael D - The wounds and injuries sustained at King Karnage have to be kicking in by now.
Hank - He’s got it! Jugs will go on to face Brian Graves.
Michael D - Im not so sure….
Hank - Why is the Mainstreamer helping out Weltmiester!
Michael D - I don’t know!
Hank - Welt must be dead!
Michael D - He’s been hit with two burning hammers! One through a table!
Hank - And a Streamliner!
Hank - Okay, which side is The Mainstreamer on!
Michael D - The only side The Mainstreamer is on is his own side.
Hank - The Mainstreamer just tainted one of the best matches we had ever had here! What was the point of that!
Michael D - I don’t know but he cost Jugs a shot at the title and Welt doesn’t really have anything to be happy about.
Hank - The Mainstreamer better watch his back next week!
Hank- Its now time for our main event, Mike. Mainstreamer and Rammer are going to settle their differences started at King Karnage last week in a Mainstream Event Match!
Mike D.- Yes, a mainstream event is a five descion match. 5 objectives must be achieved in a particular order in order to win this match. First, you must make your opponent bleed. Second, you must get a pinfall. Third, you must make the opponent submit. Fourth, you must force the opponent out of the ring and stay in it yourself for 10 seconds. The ten count doesn't start until you are back in the ring. To finish, you must execute a pre-agreed finishing manuever to end with a 5 count pin. If the finisher a submission, you must find another move for this part of the match.
Hank- Thank you Mike. This should be one hell of a match, folks, and the pre agreed finishing manuever was requested by Mainstreamer himself, and Rammer accepted it. We've been asked to keep it a secret until the end of the match, but its a shocker!
Wafer gets into the ring with his mic
Wafer- Well, Rammer is a piece of crap, and Mainstreamer was cool until he hit me the other day like a fool. So both of these people arent' worth my time. I'm goin to take a dump.
Wafer climbs out of the ring and sure enough goes to the back, presumably to crap.
"Fight Music" by D12 hits the sound system in the arena and the crowd burts out in cheers and applause. Pyro is shooting off in all directions as Rammer makes his appearance felt comming out from behind the curtain. On his way down to the ring he high fives a few of the fans. When he gets to the ring he slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope and hops up onto the turnbuckle. Rammer showboats for the fans by doing a backflip off the top of one of the turnbuckles. Rammer leans against the corner of the ring waiting for the match to start.
"Look Into My Eyes" plays across the arena as the entire place turns a dark shade of green. The Mainstreamer walks out with his shades on and ignores the fans reaching out to shake hands. He walks straight to the ring, and a camera man crouches in front of him to take a picture halfway down the ramp, but without even looking at him, Mainy pushes him down on his back. Without stopping, Mainstreamer takes his shades off and tosses them aside, knocking some Muslim fan's turban off his head, and jumps into the ring and goes straight for Rammer!
Mike D.- Here we go Hank!
Mainstreamer rushes at Rammer and throws out a clothesline, but Rammer ducks under his arm and grabs his legs, flipping him out of the ring. Rammer immediately goes up to the top rope and drops a flying elbow on Mainstreamer!
Hank- I think Mainstreamer was a little too quick on take off
Rammer picks Mainstreamer up by his head, but Mainy turns it into a shoulderblock. Rammer staggers back, and Mainy slams his head down on the announce table. He pulls him back up and whips him into the ring steps. Rolling him back into the ring, Mainstreamer lets Rammer's head hang out. He climbs up on the apron and drops a knee across Rammer's face before hitting the floor.
Rammer holds his face in pain as Mainstreamer goes under the ring to pull out a set of keys. He puts them between each of his fingers and begins pounding on Rammer's forehead with them. It isn't long before Rammer begins to bleed pretty badly from several punctures in his head!
Michael D.- Thats one objective down for Mainstreamer! its 1/5-0/5!
Mainstreamer goes under the ring once more, but Rammer is getting up. He bounces the other set of ropes and Mainstreamer is getting up, and delivers a baseball slide! Main falls back as Rammer goes to rip the turnbuckle cover off. Mainstreamer shakes out the daze and slides into the ring. Rammer rushes over to him and begins to stomp on his back. He lifts him up and slings him toward the exposed corner. But Mainy throws his hands on the ropes catching himself. Rammer runs over to splash him, but Mainstramer lifts his legs up as Rammer hits the corner. Mainy drops down behind Rammer and does a belly to back suplex, bridging it into a pin. 1-2- no!
Rammer has kicked out and rolled out of the bridge. He slides out of the ring and reaches under the ring. He comes up with a roll of barbed wire, which he begins quickly to unravel. Mainstreamer runs to that side of the ring and leapfrogs out, but Rammer grabs the barbedwire and stretches it out between his hands. Mainy's leg gets caught in it, and Rammer pulls up hard and fast while twisting it, sending Mainstreamer overbalancing heels over head. The barbed wire cuts into Mainstreamers leg as he hits the floor outside the ring on his back!
Hank- Mainstreamer is bleeding! They're even for now!
Mainstreamer yells out in rage as he twists around violently to free himself of the barbed wire that Rammer is dragging him around by. Finally it slips off his foot, having torn big gashes in his leg. Rammer grabs that leg and attempts a figure four just to soften him up a bit, but Mainstreamer reverses it. Rammer groans as Mainstreamer some how twists it up into a very submissive pin 1-2-3!
The score is now 2/5 1/5 to Mainy. Mainy is going right for the submission point as he won't let go. Rammer is still yelling in pain but doesn't seem to be giving in. Mainstreamer reaches for the barbedwire and considers for a moment, then wraps it around both of their legs as he continues to twist. Both men are now bellowing out in fury and rage until finally Rammer taps the floor in a hurry.
Mike D.- Amazing! Mainstreamer got two points out of that one move!
Mainstreamer unwraps the barbedwire and pushes Rammer back into the ring.Mainstreamer goes up to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps off, but Rammer rolls out of the way as Mainstreamer his the mat in a crushing leg drop on no one! Mainstreamer rolls over and touches his hand to his assbone, and winces. Rammer is to his feet and comes over and kicks the shit out of Mainstreamer right in his face.
It looks like Mainy is out cold as Rammer lifts him up and slings him into that exposed corner again, and this time it connects! Mainstreamer slumps backward and Rammer catches him up in the Downtown Slam! Rammer goes for the cover 1-2-3!!
Hank- 3/5 and 2/5 in favor of Mainstreamer here!
Rammer wastes no time but applies the Boston Crab to Mainstreamer trying for that submission point. Mainstreamer struggles but doesn't tap. He pulls himself over the ropes and forces himself free. Rammer backs off as Mainstreamer climbs up. Rammer flies at him, but Mainstreamer ducks down and flips him out of the ring with a back body drop!
Mainstreamer watches as the count begins 1-2-3-4- but Rammer is getting up. Mainstreamer flips over the ropes landing that leg drop he tried for earlier, and the count is stopped. Mainstreamer lifts Rammer up and just drops him chest down on the security rail. Rammer begins to cough as blood trickles out of the corner of his mouth. The Mainstreamer lets him fall, then walks over to the announce table and to the other side of it. He reaches down and begins to lift the entire booth up, monitors and all...
Mike D and Hank- HEY!
Mainy continues to lift and walks it up, then flips it over on top of Rammer! Mainstreamer walks back to the ring and sits on the apron watching and catching a breath while the count is taken.. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! Mainstreamer is now 4/5 to Rammer's 2/5!
Hank- Now all he has to do is the finisher!
Michael D.- Now all he has to do is fix our damn table!
Mainstreamer glares at Mike and gets up walking toward him. Mike laughs nervously and holds up his hands. Mainy smiles and changes direction, and drags Rammer out from underneath the table. He slides him into the ring and drags him to a turnpost. He carries him to the top and begins to lift him higher...
Hank- It looks like he's going for that special agreed finisher!
Michael D.- Shut up Hank! You'll give it away!
But Rammer puts a knee to Mainstreamer's face! Mainstreamer stops lifting him. They both stand there on the second rope a moment, and then begin trading off punches. Finally, Rammer leaps backward, dropkicking Mainy to the outside. Mainstreamer hits his head on the security barrier and doesn't move as he hits the floor in a crumpled heap. Rammer slides out and applies a simple armbar as the ref comes over and lifts Mainstreamer's hand one... two... three times! Rammer has earned the submission point! He grabs Mainstreamer up and does a fallaway powerbomb right through the overturned announce table! Rammer climbs back in the ring and shouts obscenities at Mainstreamer as the ref counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! The score is tied at 4/5!
Rammer comes out of the ring to drag Mainy back in, but Mainy suddenly flies up out of the mess and nails a clothesline straight to hell! He whips Rammer into the apron of the ring, and as Rammer stumbles back around, the Streamliner!!
Mainstreamer climbs up the outside of the ring holding Rammer and stands on the very top turnbuckle lifting Rammer up for a WAFERBOMB!!!!
Hank- Thats it Thats it! The pre agreed finisher! Mainstreamer has done it!
Mere moments after Hank says this the arena is bathed in dark blue as "Thugz Cry" plays out over the arena and Wafer comes running out to a huge ass pop from the fans! He runs down to the ring as Mainstreamer leaps down. Wafer doesn't stop tho, and he Streamlines Mainstreamer!!!
Michael D.- Oh my God Hank! That was... that was... AWESOME!
Wafer grabs a mic.
Wafer- Alright Mainy. I want this shit over, RIGHT NOW! I'm not going to fight you unless I absolutely have to. But you're starting to piss me off. I dont' know what your issue with attacking me is, but you better get over this little obsession you've started. I'm not going to waste my time proving I'm better than you, than anyone. I spent a large portion of my life proving that, and this is pointless. I-
At this moment Wafer is caught off guard with a Fuckemuppercut from Mainy! He goes down and Mainstreamer grabs him and puts on a Wafer Squeeze!!
Wafer is trying to fight out, but Mainstreamer really has it locked in! Malice burns in his eyes as he begins to bounce his legs, causing the pressure to really go to Wafer's head! But suddenly, Amy and Chandra rush out. They try to pull Mainy off of Wafer, but he wont' let go! Wafer's eyes are beginning to close as he is slipping into unconsciousness. The ladies are pulling like hell on Mainstreamer, and suddenly, Ichabod rushes out from the back! He slides into the ring and plants a boot right in the back of Mainy's head. Mainstreamer jumps up to face him, Bitch Thump! Mainstreamer goes down as Chandra helps Wafer up. Amy helps Mainstreamer up. Ichabod goes over to Wafer to make sure he's ok, but as soon as Mainy and Wafer see each other they rush at one another again. Ichabod grabs Wafer and pulls him back as Amy grabs Mainstreamer and pulls him back. Chandra helps out by forcing her way between the throng and pushes them apart. Wafer and Mainstreamer both stand right up against the restraining hands of their friends as Chandra stands between them with her hands outstretched, watching both men. Malice goes off the air with the five people standing in the ring glaring at one another.
Chandra Desdemona def. Alexander the Great via pinfall
Mexican Jackhammer Casio and Barty B. Badd match called due to time constraints.
