Malice comes on the air with a "Matrix" style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . In the background you can see a vague logo which reads NeWA. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ont. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. The co-official Malice bands, 13 Stitches and Self Afflicted are on stage playing Self Afflicted's "Absent". The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank- Welcome back to the first ever NeWA Canada Malice!!
Michael D.- Yes, as part of the nWo's contract with the National eWrestling Alliance, we will now be holding shows exclusively in Darren's homeland of Canada!
Hank- I have word that a flight was delayed, and some superstars won't be appearing tonight. Rammer was on that plane, so Quake gets the night off. Also, I'm sorry folks but it seems like the three lovely ladies in our first matchup were on that flight, so we'll have to go straight to the Superhero Brawl! Lets get right into the action!
The old Batman theme the PA and Professor Zandor walks out In a Batman suit. He has dressed Spuddy up as Robin!
Hank - HA! He's Batman and Spuddy is Robin!
Professor Zandor steps in the ring and puts Spuddy and his utility belt in the corner. Marilyn Manson "Long hard road out of hell" hits the PA and Wicked D comes out dressed as Spawn. As he walks down the isle, he tries to eat one of the audience members.
Michael D - What is he doing?
Spawn climbs into the ring and 'Rock and Roll' McDonalds hits the PA. Mexican Jackhammer Grangier rolls out from under the ring dressed as Ironman as he usually is. But now he has a sign on his back that says 'GO HULK.' Someone in the crowd throws a large coke at him and he is knocked out. A freestlye with a New York beat hits the Pa and Disciple Martin comes out dressed like Pimpdaddy Welfare. He climbs in the ring and grabs a mic.
Martin - OKAY! Here's the rules. Drop mad bows. Slap mad bitches, and kick mad fags in the face. You gotta yell when you hit people. DATS RIGHT! And you dont, I get to whack your ass with a big ass mallot. DATS RIGHT!
He rings the bell and the match begins with a bunch of yelling:
Finally Zandor grabs D in a headlock and DDT's him... but forgets to yell it out. Martin comes running across the ring and whacks his ass with a mallot. Zandor goes down and D get up and powerbombs Zandor.
D backs up rubbing his eyes and Martin hits him with the mallot for not yalling out that he is rubbing his eyes. Zandor starts to laugh and gets hit with the mallot for not yelling that he is laughing. MJG climbs into the ring and he is hit in the head with the mallot for not yelling that he is climbing into the ring. All three men are laid out.
Hank - When ever these Jackhammers are around, theres always a point in the match, where I just don't know what to say.
Michael D - Yeah... I don't know what to say.
MJG gets up first and climbs to the top rope.
Hank - IS HE GOING TO WIN HIS FIRST MATCH!!
MJG- PIN!!!!
Micheal D - No.
MJG- FAT... LADY.... BEATDOWN!!!!!!
Hank - A little strange that match was.
As the superheros head to the backstage area, The lights in the arena go out and the beginning of Forsaken plays by David Draiman. Blue lasers around the screen cut wide arcs through the air. As they cut, it becomes apparant that a heavy fog is being pumped into the arena. As Draiman says "I'm over it" explosions light up the stage all around and Ichabod steps out to powerwalk to the ring. When he gets there, he steps up onto the apron, turns, and raises his arms slowly like Triple H as the lights come up. Ichabod takes a mic.
Ichabod- Now that I have everyone's attention, let me just say that I am sick and tired of this crap between Mainstreamer and Wafer. Something has to be done. They've been fighting, and beating the hell out of each other doesn't seem to resolve anything. So here's my idea. A reunification of the tag team titles. There is no telling when Cheapshots will be back, so Mainstreamer needs a partner. So, right now in this very ring, Mainstreamer and Bigg Wafer vs Gick Dazinya and Dester NeFranco for the tag team championship!
Mike D.- Who?
The arena goes dark. A very bright, 'I am awesome' illuminates on the screen. "Thugz Cry" plays and Wafer walks out with his shades and all. He grins and takes forever to the ring as he interacts with his fans. "Look Into My Eyes" plays across the arena as the entire place turns a dark shade of green. The Mainstreamer walks out with his shades on and ignores the fans reaching out to shake hands. He walks straight to the ring, and a camera man crouches in front of him to take a picture halfway down the ramp, but without even looking at him, Mainy pushes him down on his back. Without stopping, Mainstreamer takes his shades off and tosses them aside, knocking some Emo kids glasses off his face. He gets in the ring and glares at Wafer. They exchange intense looks before coming to blows.
"Stickboy" plays as two very skinny guys come running out. One's shirt says "I'm a Gick Head" and the other one's says "Dasterdly Dester takes his vitamins." The climb into the ring and just watch Mainy and Wafe. They look confused but Ichabod urges them on. They cautiously approach the fighting men, but suddenly, Mainstreamer turns and Fuckemuppercuts Dazinya while Wafer grabs up NeFranco in the Waferbomb! They both cover 1-2-3!
Hank- Well, Wafer is now a tag team champ along side Mainstreamer, but will they ever be able to defend?
Ichabod shrugs and shakes his head. He throws down the mic and walks to the back as officials come to separate Wafer and Mainstreamer and help them to the back.
The bell sounds, as Quake tries starting this match off by running at Rammer, who quickly rolls to the outside of the ring, and points to his head. Quake turns his head as Rammer points to Quake telling him to hold on, as he goes underneath the ring. Rammer pulls out a twenty foot ladder, and sets it in the ring. Quake waits, and when Rammer rolls back in the ring, Quake nails an elbow drop right on Rammers back. Rammer stays down, allowing Quake to stomp away at him, then lock in a surfboard. Rammer escapes, and backs off, then runs and dropkicks Quake. Rammer walks back to the other side of the ring, and runs and nails Quake with a clothesline, taking the champion over the top rope, but he lands on his feet!
Hank- Sweet jebus! Quake landed on his feet, just like Undertaker! How is Rammer going to stop this man?
Rammer can't believe what's going on! Rammer shakes his head, as he picks up the ladder and sets it up. He quickly climbs, as Quake rolls in and also climbs the other side. Rammer waits for Quake to get up, then swings at him, but Quake and scoops Rammer up for a body drop to the mat!!
As Quake climbs down, Rammer gets to the outside and grabs a paper bag. He brings it in and turns it upside down as tacks go spreading over the ring. Quake gets down and dodges a clothesline and picks Rammer up, and chokeslams him down right onto the tacks! Quake begins to climb the ladder.
Mike D.- What's he planning?
Rammer gets up with tacks all in his back, but shoots up the ladder. He gets up and jumps and hits a swinging neck breaker on Quake. Both men go down, but Rammer keeps up! Rammer seems to be on a roll, as he hits several suplexes! Rammer goes over planting his boot on Quake's throat and begins to strangle Quake with it! Rammer looks furious, he doesn't let go for one second! His grip gets tighter and tighter, as Quake flails around. Rammer lets his grip go a bit, thinking he's got it and wanting Quake to be able to say I Quit, as Quake pops up and darts backwards to the corner. Rammer gives chase as Quake lifts his legs up and kicks Rammer right in the face. The fans go "oooooh". Quake pays no attention to them, as he sets Rammer up, and nails the Falls to Nowhere on him to the outside! He rolls out and applies a figure four, twisting and turning until finally Rammer yells out
Rammer- I QUIT DAMMIT I QUIT!!
Quake lets up finally as Rammer gets up and glares at him before storming to the back.
Hank- Well Rammer can't deny it, he said the magic words. Quake retains the title!
Hank - When this next match is over, we will have one less member of the nWo.
Michael D - Yeah, that could end up being a bad thing.
B-Pac's music hits and he walks out with a huge welcome from the crowd. He raises his hand to aknowledge his fans.
Hank - B-Pac is back and the fans are happy to see it.
ATG's music hits and the wrestler comes out with little love. He walks to the ring and looks hurt. But not long after B-Pac sneaks up behind him and drills him with a reverse DDT. ATG stumbles to get up when the bell rings but is caught with a knee to the face. ATG goes out of the ring and B-Pac starts going for the pink slip. ATG realizes his mistake and rushes into the ring, barely grabbing B-Pac's foot in time. He pulls B-Pac off the pole and starts in with a few kicks. He pulls B-Pac up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but B-Pac has his arm out for a clothesline of his own. The double clothesline knocks them both down. "Forsaken" by David Draiman hits the PA and Ichabod comes running from the back.
Hank - What is Ichabod running out here for?
Ichabod climbs the poll and grbs the pink slip. He then grabs a mic as both wrestlers get to thier feet.
Ichabod - Okay, quite frankly, ATG was gone a long time in my book. And since I am the president, I decdie who goes.
Ichabod turns around and slaps the pink slip on ATG's chest. ATG looks stunned and B-Pac smiles. The match is ended w/o a winner, but B-Pac stays and ATG leaves for good.
Michael D - Looks like we just saw the end of ATG!
Hank - Well moving on... Shane Ryder really stood up last week and made a name for himself by winning the Brutality Championship off of questionably the greatest Brutality Champion in nWo...or WoW for that matter's history.
Michael D - But he's gonna put that title up for grabs tonight not against one man, but two, one of which is a suicidal...well killer! Bloodbath! The other...oddly enough Mexican Jackhammer Casio...strange kid
Hank - Which one is that?
Michael D - Don't know and to be honest, don't care.
'Spatter's theme hits as the giant hockey masked freak emerges from the backstage and stalks down the ring with a knife in his right hand. He gets to the steel steps and lays the knife on the top and slides in the ring pacing back and fourth
Hank - Three words...Scary as hell
Mexican Jackhammer Casio's theme hits as he strolls down to the ring wearing his daredevil costume. He slides in the ring and stays as far away from Bloodbath as possible who is leaning agains the turnbuckle...
Hank - Something's wrong with Bloodbath Mike...
Michael D - Yeah really, he hasn't killed that Casio guy yet...
"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. Shane Ryder walks out and down the ramp holding his brutality championship as pyros light up to spell 'Da Ruff One'. The crowd goes crazy with jeers and cheers for Shane Ryder as he strolls towards the ring, rolling in, and having a look around at the fans with a smirk on his face as the music dies. He hands his title to the ref and stares down his opponents
Michael D - This one should be something special to watch!
The match starts off fast paced as MJC runs at Shane Ryder but is taken down with a huge right hand. Shane lifts him up and whips him off the ropes and hits a back body drop out of the ring as Shane turns to Bloodbath as he stalks forward. Shane connects with a huge right hand that sends Bloodbath back a few steps as the big man doesn't seem to care. Shane bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Bloodbath to the ground hard as he falls to the outside and rolls over and sits up not moving. Shane looks confused as he gets outside the ring and grabs a steel chair and slams it into the back of Bloodbath's head, jerking him forward, but not moving him all too much. MJC comes sprinting around the corner and leaps up and spears Shane Ryder which forces him to drop the chair!
Michael D - Mexican Jackhammer Casio back in it
Casio picks up the chair and walks to Bloodbath and goes to swing but Bloodbath slowly moves out of the way and boots MJC backwards so he stumbles into Shane who gets him and nails a reverse DDT! Shane gets up but is met with a huge clothesline from Bloodbath who slowly picks up Shane but Ryder lifts his knee up driving into the stomach of Bloodbath who barely moves and just stares at Shane but doesn't attack...
Michael D - What the hell is wrong with Bloodbath?
Shane looks confused but waists no time and starts pounding on Bloodbath with lefts and rights and drops him to the hard floor. Shane reaches under the ring and digs around and pulls out a nail gun! He walks over to bloodbath and nails him on the head with the metal gun and pins him down to the floor with little fighting back on the behalf of bloodbath. Shane quickly busts out the gun and nails his wrists to the floor! Bloodbath spits up at Shane who backs off and turns around only to be hit with a spinning heal kick from MJC!
Hank - Did Shane just nail Bloodbath's hands to the floor?
Bloodbath doesn't seem to make much effort as MJC slaps him across the face a few times when Bloodbath rips his arm out of the ground and grabs MJC by the throat...he screams as much as he can as Bloodbathjust lets him go and rips his other arm out and tosses MJC aside but then looks up just in time to see a 2x4 get smashed over his head shattering into a thousand pieces!
Michael D - Shane capitalizing!
Shane quickly grabs Mexican Jackhammer Casio and rolls him into the ring and goes for the pin but he kicks out. He grabs him and whips him off the ropes but MJC clotheslines Shane down to the mat hard! MJC lifts him up and sets up for "La Vida Loca" but Shane lowers a huge boot to the stomach and lifts him up nailing The Full Effect, he bends down and makes the cover...Ref: 1,2,3!
Hank - And this one is in the books folks...Shane Ryder retains his title...
Michael D - Mexican Jackhammer Casio surprisingly to me at least, puts up the most effort as Bloodbath really didn't seem to care...
Hank - That's very true, but Shane Ryder retains the title nonetheless...
Michael D - Well its time for the main event, Mainstreamer vs Jugernaut at the Skyway Bridge... the person thrown into Ontario lake loses!!
The cameras go to the bridge where Jugernaut and Mainstreamer are already ready already. Jugernaut gets the upper hand as he runs straight to a cable with Mainstreamer and nails a shocking clothesline. Jugernaut picks Mainstreamer up and nails a crushing Piledriver! Jugernaut backs up as Mainstreamer gets up, and Jugernaut runs, but Mainstreamer ducks and back body drops Jugernaut down hard to road! Jugernaut gets up and runs at Mainstreamer who fires back at Jugernaut with several punches to the head, then an Irish whip into a guardrail, sending him dangerously close to flipping over the edge. Jugernaut comes back leading smack into a beautiful dropkick! Jugernaut is down, and Mainstreamer hits a standing moonsault into a pin. Mainstreamer measures Jugernaut as he gets to his feet, and locks in a powerful sleeper!Jugernaut fights out and hits a backdrop! Both men are down, but Mainstreamer gets up first, somehow. Mainstreamer gets ontop of one of the lowest points in the vertical cable support and waits for Jugernaut to get, up, but when he does, he quickly darts to the cable and engages in a grapple with Mainstreamer. Finally, Jugs lifts Mainstreamer up and pancakes him back down onto the road!
Hank- Ichabod comes up with some of the most dangerous stipulations for matches.
Mike D.- You can't blame him, look at these guys messing around on the edge of the bridge like they just don't care!
Jugernaut has found a caution sign on the bridge and is coming toward Mainstreamer with it. Mainstreamer gets up quickly. Mainstreamer kicks the sign right into his face sending him right down to the mat. Mainstreamer drops the elbow and then chucks Jugernaut into the bridge security terminal, where Jugs' head crashes through one of the glass windows! He turns around and Mainstreamer lands a Russian leg sweep. Mainstreamer is climbing to the top of the sentry station! A senton splash hits its mark! Mainstreamer looks a little hurt on his landing, and he rolls away holding his ribs. Jugernaut gets up and grabs the caution sign. He smashes it over Mainstreamer's head then grabs him by the hair and spikes his head into the curb! Mainstreamer is bleeding! Jugs sets him up for the tiger bomb and nails it!!
Michael D.- I knew we'd see blood eventually!
Hank- Jugernaut hasn't once tried to send Mainstreamer off the bridge, I think he's only trying to end the poor guys career!
Jugernaut is trying to get a breather, but the bloodstained Mainstreamer is making his way up. He grabs a clapboard cautionary barrier and stands it up. Jugernaut turns back around just in time to catch a dropkick from atop the barrier! Jugernaut gets back up, but Mainstreamer locks his arms around Jugernaut's waist and suplexes him to the mat. Jugernaut jumps up and clotheslines Mainstreamer down. Mainstreamer comes back up and the two exchange rights and lefts. Jugernaut blocks and spits in Mainstreamer's face before headbutting him. Mainstreamer holds his head, and Jugernaut gets off a scissor kick. Mainstreamer scrambles up. Jugernaut regains himself and dives at Mainstreamer, who hiptosses him. He stomps him a couple of times, then lifts him up and whips him into a barrel cone. Jugernaut stumbles over it, but is to his feet quickly and rushes at Mainy. As Jugernaut comes back, Mainstreamer telegraphs a backbody drop, and Jugernaut kicks the shit out of him. Mainstreamer reels, and Jugernaut uses a double arm DDT. He turns to find another weapon, but Mainstreamer comes from behind and clobbers him with a clothesline. Jugernaut bounces up only to recieve another clothesline. Mainstreamer goes up top and executes a perfect five star frogsplash!
Hank- This match is so back and forth I'd like to say I can't decide a winner!
Michael D.- Yeah, but Mainstreamer is actually going for the win!
Indeed, Mainstreamer has Jugernaut up and is pushing him toward the edge. He goes to clothesline, but Jugernaut ducks and Mainstreamer pitches over the edge! But Jugernaut catches him by the back of the shirt and pulls him back!! He pulls Mainstreamer up and levels him with a TKO!
Michael D.- Jugernaut had this won!?
There is a rumbling as a bulldozer comes into view from the east end of the bridge. It gets to where the action is taking place and Weltmeister comes flying out of it! He looks at Jugernaut, and then turns to grab Mainstreamer! Weltmeister sets him ontop of the horizontal cable and then climbs onto the guardrail and delivers the Warhead!!
Hank- This isn't right! These two monsters are going to kill him!
Mike D.- Look Hank!
From the closest tower two figures are gliding down on drop wires. They hit the bridge just as Weltmeister has backed off. Jugernaut sees the figures coming and quickly nails the Burning Hammer! From there he lifts Mainstreamer up and gorilla presses him off the bridge!! Mainstreamer falls some two hundred feet and hits the water with an incredible splash! Divers at the edge of the lake immediately launch into it to help Mainstreamer out.
Hank- Jugernaut has done it! He's ended the Mainstreamer's undefeated streak!
The two figures rush at Weltmeister and both dropkick him flat on his ass.
Mike D.- Its Ichabod and Brian Graves!!
Hank- Obviously some revenge and planning for next week are at hand here!
BG and Ichy go to town on Weltmeister, stomping him on the road as Jugernaut looks on interested. BG picks Weltmeister up as Ichabod rushes in and kicks him in the gut, then nails a Bitch Thump! Graves continues to work on Weltmeister and Ichabod backs off. Jugernaut moves in to stop Graves from killing the man that helped him beat Mainstreamer, but Ichabod nails him with that sign from earlier. BG looks to Ichabod, who looks down at the sign in his hand... Ichabod shrugs and nails BG with it too!
Mike D.- What the hell is going on? He just knocked his Vice President out cold!
Ichabod goes to the security post and goes inside. He takes out a bullhorn and looks to where Mainstreamer is being dragged out of the water.
Ichabod- Listen very carefully, because this concerns all of you! Next week, Weltmeister gets his one on one shot against Brian Graves for the World Title. But he better enjoy it while it lasts, because two weeks later, Evolution will be upon us, and there the nWo Title will be on the line once more. But this time, its not going to be in some King Karnage final. Its not going to be on a bridge. Its not going to be a hell in a cell, or a TLC, or an inferno, or any of that crap. Its time for something I've been waiting to unleash on all of you since I first came to WOW nearly three years ago. Whoever is champion by then, if you want to keep that title,you're going to have to RUN THE MILL! But there are going to be five other guys running the mill with you. The fifth ever Run of the Mill match is going to include your nWo Champion, no matter who it is, because Brian and Welt will BOTH be in the Mill. With them will be four other combatants. The first one is getting a rematch of sorts for it, because its Jugernaut! Next is going to be the man who thinks he has something to prove, The Mainstreamer! And because I believe in fair shots and keeping promises, Rammer and Christian Wright will be facing each other in two weeks for the fifth spot in the Mill! But that leaves one spot open, one place for a man who's integrity has been challenged lately. Darren, I know you are listening, so open your ears and stop drinking that geritol. You see this sixth man has been retired for almost half a year, but he's not afraid to get his hands dirty and run headlong into back into battle for what he believes in. And the sixth man believes you and Weltmeister don't belong here anymore. The sixth man has promised to take Weltmeister out at Evolution. The sixth man... IS ME!!
In drei Wochen werden Darren, Ihr Talent an meinen Händen fallen. Sie haben meine Autorität aufgefordert, und jetzt steigt die Krankheit. Ich werde ich der bessere Präsident hier beweisen bin, weil ich ein kämpfender Präsident bin, und Sie sind nichts mehr als ein geezer mit einen Jahrzehnten altem Groll. Ist Lauf der Mühle, Ihr "übermäßiger Soldat" der bereit ist für das?
Michael D.- Run of the Mill!!
Oh, I nearly forgot. Brian, consider your tenure as Vice President up. One of the six referees at the mill, the very one that will be escorting Mainstreamer into it, is nWo's new Vice President!
Ichabod flips on the searchlight that sits atop the sentry station and pans it around to where a Porsche sits at the edge of the bridge. The door opens as a blonde man in shades smoking a Newport steps out. The man reaches into his car and grabs a CB mic. It must be set on intercom because static crackles out loudly over the bridge. The man speaks:
I am awesome.
Malice fades to black.
Zandor- punch
D- PUNCH BACK!
Zandor- KICK!
D- Slap like a GIRL!
Zandor- Pull your hair like a bigger girl!
D- POWERBOMB!
D- PIN!
Zandor- Kick out!
D- Get angry and hit the mat.
Zandor- Run to corner and grab utility belt.
D- Give chase!
Zandor- Pull out bottle of Binaca!
D- Punch!
Zandor- dodge
Zandor- spray in the face with binaca!
MJG- Climb turnbuckle!
MJG- FLING HIGH PEACH!!
MJG HITS HIS FINISHER ON SOMEONE!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 YEARS OF WRESTLING... MJG HAS HIT HIS FINISHER!!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON ZANDOR!!!
Zandor- Kick out at one!
MJG infureated does the Fat Lady Beatdown on D... who just stands there. Martin whacks D for doing so. MJG goes for the pin... but forgets to say pin, so Martin whacks him. Then Martin hits Zandor for no reason. He starts just whacking all three people repeatedly. Finally... the bell is rung and the match is called a draw.
