Malice comes on the air with a Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . In the background you can see a vague logo which reads NeWA. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ont. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. We hear color commentator Hank's voice making an announcement.
Co-Official Malice band 13 Stitches has been suspended until further notice by President Ichabod. Self Afflicted will assume all the bands' show duties.
Self Afflicted takes the cue and begins to play Truth . The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank- Welcome back to NeWA Canada Netlink Wrestling Organization's Malice!!
Michael D.- Two weeks until Evolution, and that deadly Run of the Mill match... Tonight we are going to find out the fifth and final entrant into the Mill!
Hank- We are also introducing a new title in the hopes of replacing non televised matches!
Michael D.- Also tonight, the Brutality Number one contendership and Title on the line as well as two exciting main events!
The screen goes black, and letters begin to come together to form words...
Some People Just Need To BE Taught A Lesson... AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
The screen fades to black.
Michael D.- Who the hell keeps doing that??
The bell sounds for the begining of the night and without music, Mexican Jackhammer Casio and Gick Dazinya pop out from under the ring. A fat woman is working her way across down the ramp. She's carring a corndog in each hand. The bell rings and they all fall down for no reason at all.
Hank- Well, the point of this match is to be the first one to lose. The loser, in the jobber division, is the winner.
Micheal D - Well, those Jackhammers are masters of losing, but there's two of them in this match!
Hank- True. I would say I can't wait to see this play out, er, but I can.
All three of the jobbers get up and run at each other. Casio and Gick hit in the center of the ring. They grab each other and make a ball. They sorta look like Sonic the Hedgehog. Out of nowhere Boniqua comes and hits a belly flop. She has the pin. 1....2...kick out?
Micheal D - She went for the pin... and they kicked out... dont you got to lose to win... so why would you pin... and why would you kick out....
Hank- It involves the Jackhammers Mike... it involves the Jackhammer.
Casio Jumps up and nails a dropkick on Boniqua. Dick comes out with a lariet on Casio. Gick picks Casio up nails him with a TKO. Gick lays down and throws Casio on him forcing himself to be pinned. 1...2... Boniqua in! She grabs Casio by the foot and throws him. He lands on the Rwandian Announce table but doesnt break it.
Kid - I hate Weltmiester.
Hank- WHAT! Where did you come from?
Kid - I hate Weltmiester.
Immel - OKAY!!
The scene changes to the announce table where a collection of nWo staff and support people sit. There's the 'I hate Weltmiester' Kid, Amy, All the disciples, Immel, Tiny, Stud, Meatloaf, Bohemeth, Darren, Ichabod, Wafer, Wicked D, Ralph Lillard, Steve Parke, Jeff Hardy in a speedo, A black Porsche, Three cows, A bunch of defiled victims of Brutality promos, and most importantly... Jesus. Hank and Micheal D stand with there hands behind thier back and the words - Thank you for the support ) - Shows up on the screen. The rumor is the ' )' was added by suggestion of Brian Graves.
Hank & Michael D - Thanks!
Jesus walk into the ring, and all three member are poised to do battle. Jesus demands that they showcase thier skills. They all demostrate thier most lethal moves on slightly mangled brutality victims. Gick with the 2 and a half star frog splash, Casio with the Lowerblow, and Boniqua does the Dance of Destiny. Jesus sees this and it is good. He bows to Boniqua who suddenly turns into a Ninja. She begins to fly up into the air and yells
Boniqua - KAMEKAMA- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Boniqua throws down two ninja star and they explode on top of Casio and Gick. They go flying in the air. Casio hits the mat and Boniqua catches Gick. She lifts him above her head.
Boniqua - Suma-suchi.... HA!
Gick gets thown and lands hard on top of Casio. It's actually a cover. The ref shakes his head and counts. 1...2....3....the ref hits himself in the head with a brick. Gick wins and Boniqua gets a loss, but Casio gets the loss and the advance!!
Kid - I hate Weltmiester.
Hank - Okay, you can go away now.
Well the Brutality Number 1 Contendership is up next with not only Chandra and B-Pac returning to television, but with The White Crow Gaye Pope making his debut tonight.
The lights in the arena go out, Witches they ride on broom sticks ya know, Angels use to catch the wind flow. And they're moving as far as they can The first lyrics to Witches by Switchblade Symphony. The sexy beat kicks in, the arena washes in blood red lights. Chandra steps out from back stage, she puts and wicked little smile on her face. She saunters down the ramp with her hands on her hips. She makes her way up the steps and slides in the middle rope. Strutting to the ropes she leans on them with a smile.
“Cry Little Sister” by Gerard McMann begins to play over the speakers. The stage fills with mist as “The White Crow” Gaye Pope appears from the back. He wears the war paint of the Crow native tribe, deerskin pants and goes barefoot. He walks solemnly down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He crouches in the corner and waits for the beginning of the match.
The lights slowly dim as blue strobe lights flicker througout the arena. Stillborn begins to play as smoke rises from the nWoTron and B-Pac slowly emerges and makes his way down the ramp. As he slides in the ring under the bottom rope, he walks to the turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky.
Both contenders are in the ring circling when from out of nowhere B-Pac slides in the ring and takes out both with double clotheslines! B-Pac picks up Gaye Pope and boots him in the gut and slams him down hard with a powerbomb! He goes for the quick cover but Chandra breaks up the count! Chandra picks up Pac and whips him off the ropes and catches him with a stiff clothesline but it doesn't knock him down! She bounces off the ropes and hits another but nothing! Chandra can't believe it! She bounces off the ropes again but this time Pac catches her with a big boot sending him tumbling down.
Hank- B-Pac is in rare form tonight.. its gonna be hard to take him down!
Pac picks up Chandra and connects with some hard rights and sends her into the corner. He starts going with hard lefts and rights when suddenly his arm is grabbed from behind! B-Pac turns around and is hit with a hard right hand from Pope and then grabbed and whipped off the ropes. Pac swings a violent right hand but Pope ducks it and hits him with a side heel kick! Pope bounces off the ropes and hits a running knee to the throat of Pac. He goes for the cover but Pac kicks out at one. Pope grabs the big man and lifts him up and drags him to the corner and starts hitting him with hard chops across the chest. Pac then reverses it and starts hitting Pope with chops! Suddenly from behind, Chandra charges and splashes into both men forcing them to slam into the turnbuckle! Pac stumbles out and Chandra hits him with a neckbreaker! She goes for the cover but Pac kicks out! Chandra stands up and goes over to Pope and lifts him up on the top turnbuckle. She starts beating him with rights and left hands and climbs to the top with him!
Mike D.- No Chandra! You're gonna hurt yourself!!
Chandra jumps up in front of Pope, moonsaulting him on top of B-Pac at the bottom! The fans go insane! All three are laid out in the middle of the ring as the ref initiates his count! After about a 6 second count, Chandra sets herself up and grabs Pope and whips him into the top ropes, and he flips over the top. Chandra slides outside and grabs him from behind and charges him, ramming him into the fan barricade. Pope falls down wincing in pain as Chandra starts going to work on his mid-section. Suddenly in the ring, Pac sets up and glares towards Chandra and Pope. He stands up and slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from under it. He revs back and BOOM! He slams the chair against the back of Chandra sending her down to her knees. He lifts it back up and CRASH! Comes down hard on her back once more sending her flat against the floor. B-Pac raises the chair and turns to Pope who scrambles inside the ring.
Hank- B-Pac! That dirty bastard!
B-Pac slides in the ring, chair in hand. As he gets in, Pope gives him a few kicks to the head and B-Pac drops the chair. Pope grabs the chair and swings at Pac who rolls out of the way. He swings again but B-Pac catches the chair! Pope can't believe it, but instead swings his foot around and plants him with a heel kick against the chair back in B-Pac's face! B-Pac falls hard to the mat as Pope makes the cover! The ref counts and gets... two!!
Mike D- Pope almost picked up his first win!
Pope tells the ref to get back down and count it again. He gets down to a two count but Desdemona grabs the ref's legs and pulls him out of the ring. She slides in and Pope grabs her and starts hitting her with rights and lefts! Pope whips her off the ropes but Chandra spears him straight down! Chandra slides out of the ring and walks towards the corner. She goes under the ring and digs for a second and then pulls out a sledgehammer and a kendo stick! She slides both in the ring and rolls inside. B-Pac is just getting up as Chandra and Pope lock up in the center. Pope grabs her from behind in a waist lock when Chandra lifts up her leg and hits a low blow! Chandra turns around and hits a fame asser! She goes for the cover when Pac lifts her up and tosses her out of the ring! He reaches down and grabs Pope and lifts him up and hits him with a pump handle slam! He then throws him out of the ring as well and slides out with them. B-Pac digs under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd goes nuts!
Mike D.- Bpac's got wood!!
Hank- You can't say stuff like that Mike..
B-Pac sets the table up on the outside and starts pounding on Pope. He lifts him up and sets him on the table and hits him with a few more rights. He then walks over and grabs Chandra and floors her with a short arm clothesline. He walks towards the table and kicks Chandra in the mid-section and then lifts her up high and powerbombs her through the table that Pope was on! There is total chaos! The fans love every minute of it as Pac goes down to one knee. Pope and Chandra are out of this as both are motionless underneath a pile of broken wood.
Hank- My God! Pac is relentless!
B-Pac pauses a minute and catches his breath knowing he's got some time to kill. He finally takes Chandra off and tosses her aside and picks up Pope. He tosses him inside the ring and slowly stalks behind him. Pope uses the ropes to help himself up as Pac holds his hand high in the air, signaling for the end to be near. When Pope gets up, he turns around and B-Pac grabs him by the throat! Pope out of pure desperation knees him in the gut and bounces off the ropes but gets caught again! Once again he manages to get out of it and tries to go for that heal kick again, but this time Pac catches his foot, spins him around and catches him by the throat, this time lifting him up and crashing him down with a sickening thud. The mat shakes and the echoes of flesh against mat rings throughout the arena's walls.
Michael D.- Its over...
B-Pac drops to his knees and gives a sickening and sadistic smile. He reaches down and makes the cover. As the ref counts the three and awards Pac the win, out of the corner of the screen we see Desdemona on the top turnbuckle! She leaps off but B-Pac is up in time to catch her! He lifts her above his head and military presses her. She lands face down on the mat and she's not moving!!
Hank- Well this match is over, we have EMTs on their way out here to check on Chandra as B-Pac and Pope head back out...
Hank- I'm recieving word that there is some sort of commotion out at the mian gates Mike! Mike D- Well what are we waiting for? Lets find out what's going on out there! The cameras head outside of the building as a camouflage hummer with the GFW logo on the hood sits with its engine rumbling. Inside the open topped vehicle we can see many GFW mainstays dressed in army gear such as ''Big' Frankie Gazinya, Leviticus, Skitz, Stinky Steve Wilkins and The Degenerate Danny Anderson. The boys sign autographs for the nWo fans as the camera turns. We see Dick Gazinya dressed in camouflage and a sargeants hat as he negotiates with a security officer. The camera comes in closer. Dick- Look buddy.....you must make what minimum wage if you're lucky working for the nWo. Is this job really that much to you? The security officer nods his head. Security officer- I have a family....I have my kids to feed. I can't let you in here. Dick pats the man on the shoulder as he speaks with his cool, yet cocky attitude. Dick- I agree....but, think about it. You could ditch this place and be a REAL security gaurd for the GFW. I mean hell, who do you really have to keep out? Some kids? The man stumbles for his words. Security officer- N...n...no I can't do that. Ichabod would kill me. Dick stops to rethink his strategy. Finally after some deep thought, he goes back to work on trying to convinve the security officer to let the GFW clan in the building. Dick- Are you gonna let that redneck control your every move? Are you gonna be a man and do things how you want them done or are you gonna take it and be his little bitch... Dick takes his finger and pokes him in the shoulder as if to threaten him. Security officer- Please....I was told that you would pull anything. They told me to watch out for you. I'm not gonna let my gaurd down for 'Slick' Dick Gazinya. If I do I will be a fool. Those nWo guys will have it out for me. Dick- Oh give me a break. Is Christian Wright gonna snub you in the back or maybe Mainstreamer won't buy you that extra beer when you guys go out to the bars after the shows? Oh...better yet are the Dastardly Nick Expiriment gonna get their big guys to dress up like you in the back and make you the laughing stock of the nWo? That's a joke if I ever heard one. Isn't that right Frankie? Dick looks back to the hummer as Frankie nods. Frankie- That's right.....you give me one of those fucking nWo guys and I'll have his head mounted above my fireplace! Dick- You see we're nice guys we just want to talk to Ichabod. Could you bring him out for us? I mean you won't let us in....why not bring him out? The security officer thinks about it before nodding and entering the building. Dick waits as the GFW clan cheer him on from the hummer. After a few moments the doors open as the security officer steps back out. Security officer- Mr. Gazinya....Ichabod will not come out. As a matter of fact he demands that you and your cronies leave the premises immedietly. Dick- Oh is that so? Is that a fact? Well you tell that phony cocksucker that I got a present for him! You tell him to tune into GFW Tuesday Night Prime next Tuesday. I would have rather delivered the message in person but, I guess that's how these rinky dink bingo hall promotions work.... The security officer narrow his eye at Dick as Dick stops to catch himself. Dick- Oh SORRY....I forgot, now that the nWo joined the neWa....you guys have moved up to territory status! You should feel real proud. You know what? I've had enough of this, me and the boys here are going in whether you like it or not! Dick reaches for the door as a team of security stand in his way. They all wave tasers at him as the GFW clan hop out of the hummer to back him up. Dick puts out his hands as he backpedals. Dick- Easy there fellas. You could be working for me if you played your cards right. The security begin to step foward and flash their tasers as Dick decides it is best to head back to the hummer. The GFW clan slowly load into the hummer as Stinky Steve pops his head up. Stinky- You won't be able to do that when I come down here with my ceptic pump trunk you big bullies! Stinky does his Urkle laugh as Dick shakes his head in disbelief. Leviticus smacks Stinky, sending him back into his seat as the hummer pulls away. We head back into the arena to Hank and Mike D.
Hank- What the hell were those assholes doing here??
Micheal D.- I don't really know, Hank. But now its time to see who the sixth man is going to be at the mill.. Quake, Rammer or Christian Wright!
'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, as Wright seems totally focused on (opponent's name), walking over to top side of the ring, and leaping to the apron. Grabbing hold of the ropes, Wright leaps into the ring and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd, still keeping his focus on the opponent.
Fight Music by D-12 hits as Rammer comes out and slides into the ring. The fans chant Ace of Spades as a series of spades flash on the nWoTron.
Party Up plays and Quake makes his way straight out from the curtains and walks casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising certain products endorsed by QVC! In the ring he poses on the turnbuckle applaudes the crowd........
The men wait as the straps go on, starting with Christian Wright, Quake on his right, and Rammer on his left. The bell rings and Quake immediately yanks on the straps and clotheslines both of the other men. Rammer got the worst of it and Wright bounces back up Quake is waiting and dropkicks him, but the momentum jerks Rammer back up and he uses it for a splash onto both of the other men. He gets up quickly and head for the first turnbuckle.. tap! Second turnbuckle... tap! But trying to drag the others to the other side of the ring slows him down and Wright spears him!
Hank- Its not going to be that easy!
Wright drops a leg on Rammer, then does the same favor for Quake! He pulls Quake up and whips him into the ropes... but forgets about the straps! He can't help but follow and he and Quake tumble over, dragging Rammer toward the ropes. But Rammer leaps onto the ropes and flips with a corkscrew bomb onto the men outside! All of them struggle confusedly to get back in the ring. Rammer drags the other two men up and slams their heads together and watches them crumble.
Michael D.- Rammer's going for the turnbuckles again!
Before he can make it to the first one, Quake is up and pulling back on the strap. He gets Rammer turned around and gives him a superkick right in the chin! Quake goes for the turnbuckles... Taps one, two... no! Wright is up again and bulldogs Quake into the corner. Quake falls backward, and Rammer is stumbling up... Quake trips over him! Wright goes to the ropes and tries for an Asai moonsault... but he gets tangled in the straps and lands on his shoulder!
Hank- Did you hear that impact? ... that might destroy a win for him...
Quake and Rammer are already up and Quake moves toward the turnbuckles on one side as Rammer goes for the others. But they realize that they can't reach them for the short length of the straps. They turn and run at each other and clothesline each other down. Wright starts to get up, but Quake stirs. He runs at Wright but gets a massive hip toss! Rammer is up and he comes to Wright, but Wright hits the Call of Nature! He goes and taps the turnbuckles... one... two.. he struggles to the third... three... Wright looks like he's getting caught up trying to drag both of those men to the third turnbuckle. Quake is up! He makes his way slowly toward Wright...
Mike D.- He's so close to winning and Quake is gonna make him start over!
Christian Wright looks down as Quake gets closer and notices the strap getting slack. He looks up as Quake begins to run at him. Wright turns to make a counter, but changes his mind as Quake throws out an arm to clothesline. Wright ducks and Quake's momentum drags him forward through the ropes, dragging Wright behind him and into the corner! The bell rings awarding Wright the win!
Hank- Christian Wright is going to the mill!!
Michael D.- I wonder what Jugs is gonna say about this??
Michael D Ma and Pa, put the kids to bed. It's time for our Brutality Championship match.
Hank Good thing we have EMT's on standyby Mike...Jugernaut, Shane ryder, in the same ring at the same time, with Brutality rules? There's no telling what these guys'll do to each other!
Michael D Or us, if we get in the way Hank.
Hank Then I'm glad I have my insurance paid up.
Michael D Say..umm..Hank..isn't this match supposed to start sometime this century?
Hank Good point Mike...where's Jugernaut? Or Shane Ryder, for that matter?
As if to answer his question the big man comes stumbling out from behind the curtain, falling face down onto the ramp. Shane ryder steps out from the curtain holding an aluminum baseball bat with spatters of blood. The crowd cheers wildly. Jugernaut tries to get to his feet, but Shane winds back, and KA-PLOW! Home run! Jugernaut stumbles, rolling over and over down the ramp until he comes to a rest at the edge of the mat.
Michael D Well...guess that answers my question Hank.
Hank Shane Ryder nailing a sneak attack on the big man, a very smart move.
Shane strides down the ramp raising the bat up into the air, working the crowd. Jugernaut coughs and pushes himself slowly up to his feet. Shane looks to the bat, then to the crowd. Back to the bat. To the crowd again. The fans start up a chant of 'Home run! Home run! Home run!' Shane winds back, Jugernaut to his feet turns, KABOOM! Shane lets loose with the bat, swinging, it connects with a loud thump into Jugernauts breadbasket, bowling the monster of a man over to his knees.
Shane looks to the crowd, who're all on their feet, screaming. He smiles a crazy smile, he lightly swings the bat forward, getting a practice shot in, working the crowd. He winds back, BAM! Jugernaut lands a blatant low blow, sending Shane to the ground in pain. The referee looks down from the ring at the carnage, shrugs, and nods to the ring attendant, who does his job by making this match officially underway.
Jugernaut, breatthing slow and heavy, staggers to his feet, prying the bat free from Shane's grip. He raises it high overhead, but Shane is one step ahead of him; his boot flies up, nailing Jugernaut with a taste of his own medecine. The big man staggers back, face lit up with pain. Shane reahces under the ring, pulling out a steel chair. He stalks in, raises it overhead, and brings it down across Jugernauts back with a loud crack. Jugernaut is down.
Shane isn't about to simply let him lay there and recover though, and drags him back up to his feet. He pulls him in, and succeds in piledriving Jugernaut onto the steel chair. Shane is back up, and digging underneath the ring. He drags out a cardboard box filled with--red and green glass christmas ornaments!? Shane looks at the box a momet, trying to figure out what the hell christmas ornaments were doing in a box underneath the ring. He abandons that inquiry as a wicked smirk stretches across his face. Jugernaut showing little signs of life, Shane walks over, dragging him back up by the hair. He leads him towards the box, grinning.
Hank No...don't tell me...he's--
Michael D Oh yeah Hank! He's gonna do it alright!
Hank I can't look..
Shane drags Jugernaut over by the box. He attempts, and succeeds in picking the big man up--powerbomb! Jugernaut slams down into the mess of red and green glass bulbs with a crash, and lets out a loud scream of agony as the millions of glass shards rip into his back. but Shane isn't done! What's he doing? Shane hops up onto the edge of the ring, looking out to the crowd.
He works them into a frenzy, the fans are chanting Ruff Ryder! Ruff Ryder! over and over again. He looks down at Jugernaut, writing on the floor in agony. He shakes his head real fast, and the crowd starts to boo, then cheer ever more savagely than before as Shane climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking down at Jugernaut. He hypes the crowd, they're chanting with near religious fervor!
Michael D Ahhhhh! Look out down below!
Shane dives off the top, crashing down ontop of Jugernaut with a 5 star frogsplash. Jugernaut howls in pain as the glass underneath him crunches down even more, digging its way into his skin. Shane hooks the leg as Jugernaut struggles, writing, desperately trying to get up. The referee dives to the edge of the ring, making his count...1...2....3! Shane Ryder retains his brutality title! He hops up to his feet, snatching the title from the ring announcer as he holds it up over his head, working the crowd one last time.
Hank My god...that had to be one of the shortest title defenses in our long history Mike!
Miahcel D No kidding--AHHH! Look out, behind you Shane!
If only the champ had turned a second sooner, he might've had a chance to react. Crack! Jugernaut swings, and connects the steel chair right across Shane Ryder's back. The champ falls to the ground, and Jugernaut raises the chair up again. Before he can land another shot in however, the referee is infront of him, blocking the way. Demanding Jugernaut to get backstage. The big man shoves the ref out of the way, and nails another shot with the chair on the downed champ.
He raises the chair a third time, screaming at the top of his voice, enraged and infuriated over his loss. Shane rolls out of the way, and the chair slams down against the steel railing with a dull clank. Jugernaut drops the chair, shaking his hands wildly in the air, reeling from the vibrations. He turns to finish the job on Shane, but the champs already halfway up the ramp. Jugernaut mutters something under his breath, wincing as he reaches around to feel his back. He hops the barricade, dissappearing into the crowd.
The lights in the arena suddenly turn off as the fans sit in darkness for a few seconds. With a large bang, all four ring posts explode in sparks and a flashes. The theme from Terminator plays as the arena lights turn back on to a bright red as Weltmeister and his manager, Darren, walk out from the back. Weltmeister is led to the ring by Darrren and steps over the top rope before climbing to the second rope and flexing his gigantic arms before the crowd.
Mike D.- Well we got the big man Weltmeister in the ring. He just recently lost a chance to win the world title at the PPV but he'll bounce back Im sure.
Hank- Say what you want Hank but I dont think the big man has it in him after losing to Brian Graves. Thats wnough to make any man feel like a loser.
Mike D.- Hey! Only Im supposed to dog on people. Im the color commentator not you remember.
Hank- Well the roles have changed tonight.
Beneath a Black Sky by Six Feet Under explodes out of nowhere as Brimstone walks out through a huge explosion of flames with a sinister smile on his withered face. He lifts up from the ground, floating towards the ring. His head tilts back, as his body begins to convulse. His eyes shoot open, glowing, as he lets out a twisted roar. He climbs into the ring and angrily shakes his hand toward the crowd as flames erupt up from the ringposts.
Brother Brimstone glares menacingly at Weltmeister as the Ref calls for the bell to be rung. Brother Brimstone and Weltmeiser charge each other and both deliver devastating clotheslines causing both to fall hard to the mat. They both bounce right back up and charge again but this time Brother Brimstone ducks out of Weltmeisters way and goes around his back. Brimstone grabs Weltmeisters head and nails a picture perfect reverse ddt.
Mike D.- Lucky move by Brimstone. Im surprised Weltmeister didnt power out of that.
Hank- Well its kinda hard to power out of something when your body is totally off balance stupid.
Mike D.- Who you calling stupid fool?
While the two announcers are arguing back and forth the action continues in the ring. Brimstone picks Weltmeister off the mat and sends him into the ropes. Brimstone with a clothesline attempt but Weltmeister ducks it and continues running and bounces off the opposite ropes. Brimstone turns around only to get nailed be a spear from Weltmeister. Brimstone is on the mat holding his stomach as Weltmesiter returns to his feet. Weltmeister drops down delivering an elbow to Brimstones head. Weltmeister up again and goes for another elbow but this time Brimstone rolls out of the way causing Weltmeister to nail the mat. Weltmeister gets back up holding his elbow and Brimstone nails several lefts and rights to the head and kidneys of Weltmeister. Brimstone grabs Weltmeister and sends him into the corner and follows up with a running elbow to the head.
Mike D.- Nice follow up by Brimstione there. Kinda lucky though if ya ask me.
Hank- Why are you being so biased? Cant ya be fair just for once.
Mike D.- No I cant. Its in my job description to be a prick. Ha!
Meanwhile Brimstone climbs to the top turnbuckle and grabs Weltmeisters head preparing to deliver a tornado ddt from the top rope. Weltmeister counters however and nails Brimstone hard in the gut. With Brimstone doubled over on the top turnbuckle Weltmeister climbs to the second turnbuckle and grabs Brimstones head. He lifts him up and falls back nailing a perfect brainbuster onto the mat.
Mike D.- WELTMEISTER NAILED THE WARHEAD! ITS ALL OVER FOR BRIMSTONE!
Hank- Dont count Brimstone out yet. He could get his shoulder up.
Weltmeister with the cover.
1.......
2.......
3.......Ding Ding Ding!
Hank- Thats one fall out of the way. Now Weltmeister only had to get one more victory for it to be all over.
Mike D.- No problem!
Welt gets up and starts to wait for the match to resume. Look into my eyes by Bone Thugz in Harmony hits the PA and The Mainstreamer begins to make his way down the entry ramp. Carrying a chain. Welt flexes at him and the Mainstreamer smiles. The ref starts yelling towads Welt telling him the match will resume. Brim is getting up so Welt picks him up and sets him up for a DDT. Welt checks for The Mainstreamer, but he isn't there. Welt turns anound but is to late. Mainstreamer is there to hit a Fuckemuppercut with the chain wrapped around his fist.
Hank- THE MAINSTREAMER!! ALWAYS GETTING INVOLVED!!
Michael D.- - He doesn't belong here. He's just getting in the way!
The Mainstreamer looks over at Brim but Thugz Cry hits the PA. Wafer comes running out with Ichabod right behind him. Mainy sees and jumps over the rope and goes through the crowd.
Hank- Thank god! It's the VP and the President! Someone needs to put that Mainstreamer in check!
Wafer and helps Weltmiester up. The three go running through the crowd after the Mainstreamer. Brim begins to walk to the back until Darren jumps into the ring.
Darren - BRIM!!! Get back in here! You're not done yet!
Brim turns around and slowly goes to the ring. Brim walks up to Darren and grins wickedly. He reaches to grab Darren, but stops.... and extends his hand. The two shakes hands and start walking down the ramp laughing.
Hank- What a... surprise!
Michael D.- Yeah... I'm confused.
The scene swtiches to Ichabod, Weltmeister and Wafer in the backstage area. Ichabod gives Weltmeister a dirty look just before They split up, and the camera follows Wafer. He walks for about 45 seconds and opens a door to check inside. When he turns around, Mainstreamer is there and nails him with the chain and the Fuckemuppercut. Wafer hits hard and The Mainstreamer walks off. Wafer starts to get up, but Shane Ryder runs up behind Wafer nailing him in the head with a rubber chicken that has a steel beak. The rubber chicken is wearing a shirt that says "Whos Got Brutality Now, Biatch?" Shane nails Wafer repeatedly before standing back up and checking on his chicken to make sure its not broken.
Hank- Wafer is already messed up from that car accident he had this week. That pre match assault wont help him too much.
Hank - We are getting ready for the main-event here tonight folks...and this one should be one for the record books. I don't believe this match has ever taken place on nWo television before.
Michael D - As far as I'm aware, this is a first. This will for sure mark up to the match Brian Graves and Dick Gazinya put on at Target Locked in the Tower of Terror match.
Hank - Not much will measure up to that match, but this one should be close!
Michael D - Now lets get ready for the competitors!
' Look into my Eyez by Bone hits as Mainstreamer emerges from the back with a cold, hard look on his face as he walks slowly down to the ring paying attention to nobody in his path. He finally opens the cage door and steps inside looking around and smiling with a cocky grin...he finally climbs in the ring and stretches...
Hank - Mainstreamer really doesn't show much emotion in the ring...he lets his record do the talking
The arena goes dark. A very bright, 'I am awesome' illuminates on the screen. Thugz Cry By Bizzie Bone plays and he walks out with his shades and all. He grins but winces from all the attacks a few minutes ago and takes forever to the ring as he interacts with his fans...he finally walks through the door and hops up on the apron and nods his head as he steps inside and charges Mainstreamer, taking him down with a spear!
Michael D - And we're off!
Wafer throws lefts and rights on the mat as Mainstreamer tries his hardest to put his hands up. Finally Mainy flips him over and starts hitting rights of his own. He finally hops up and bounces off the ropes and as Wafer gets up, he lands a drop kick across the chest of Wafer sending him rolling towards the corner. Mainy picks him up and slams him into the turnbuckle and starts beating him with chops across the chest, sending a loud echo throughout the arena. He then grabs him and whips him across the ring sending him into the turnbuckle hard as can be, knocking him off his feet and down to his butt. Mainy runs across the ring and hits a sliding drop kick against his chest knocking him back into the turnbuckle harder. Mainy gets up and lifts Wafer to his feet and hits another chop. He goes to whip him back across the ring but Wafer reverses it and sends Mainy flying across! He then runs and follws him going for a full body splash but Mainy ducks and sends Wafer to the outside with a back body drop!
Michael D - Wow! What a counter by Mainstreamer, he seems to be in control so far!
Mainy slides out of the ring and grabs Wafer up by his head and kicks him in the stomach and hits a belly to belly suplex on the hard outside mat. He picks him up again and goes to whip him across into the steel steps, but Wafer again reverses, this time sending Mainy crashing shoulder first into the steel! The steps seperate on contact as Mainy is left in a heap on the mat. Wafer slowly climbs into the ring and gets on the top turnbuckle and as Mainstreamer pokes his head up, is hit with a huge crossbody sending him down hard on the outside! The fans are going crazy as Wafer is slow to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Mainy and slams him into the steel cage and grates his face back and fourth across the almost steel mesh like surface. Mainy is busted open as Wafer grabs him and executes a side suplex onto the bottom portion of the broken down steel steps! A loud crash is heard as the arena goes nuts. Wafer again is the first to his feet as he slowly reaches under the ring and pulls out a 2x4!
Michael D - Oh lord, things are about to get ugly!
Wafer takes out the 2x4 and holds it up in the air as the crowd gives off a loud pop. He brings it down hard but Mainy gets out of the way at the last second as the board hits the ground, but Wafer pulled back at the last second so it didn't snap. Mainy rolls himself against the cage and lifts himself up as Wafer swings again but Mainy ducks as the wood hits the cage. Mainy then grabs the end and pushes it back, smacking the forehead of Wafer forcing him to lose his grip and stumble back. He regains himself and charges only for Mainy to rev the 2x4 back and smash it over the head of Wafer shattering the board! The fans can't believe it as they go insane as Wafer lays motionless on the floor outside. Mainy takes some time to regain himself when he notices Wafer starting to budge...Mainy quickly scurries under the ring and pulls out some trash cans...a steel chair and finally a bag. Mainy tosses the bag aside and takes the chair and as Wafer gets up, he jabs the chair into the stomach and drops the chair on the ground and hits a solid uppercut and hits a modified Diamond Cutter on the chair on the outside! The fans go crazy as Wafer is busted open and laid out on the steel chair as Mainy stands himself up and eyes the small brown bag in the corner. He goes over and grabs it and opens it up and dumps the contents out on the floor...TACS!
Hank - Oh my goodness! Business is about to get crazy folks!
Mainstreamer picks up Wafer and drags him towards the spilled out tacs lining the outside of the ring...he picks him up and goes for a powerbomb but Wafer reverses somehow and hits a hurricanranna...both men land on the tacs!
Hank - Very smart move by Wafer. Allthough he also obsorbed pain, which would you rather have? A powerbomb on tacs or get the light end of a hurricanranna on tacs?
Both men are slow to their feet as Mainy slides inside the ring and shakes off his back knocking off tacs when Wafer from the outside starts throwing tacs in the ring at Mainy forcing him to run to the other side and slide outside the ring. Wafer then hops up on the ring and gets inside as does Mainstreamer but as he gets it, he turns and gets speared by Wafer! Both men again are laid out in the ring as Wafer uses this time to re-cooperate. He finally gets up followed slowly by Mainstreamer. Both men lock up in the center of the ring as Mainy gets Wafer in an arm-bar take down and drops him hard with a modified DDT! Mainy kick flips himself to his feet. Wafer slowly makes his way up using the ropes. Mainstreamer steams towards Wafer and goes for a clothesline but Wafer ducks and back body drops Mainy out of the ring, but he hits the steel door leading to the outside and Mainy goes right through stumbling outside the cell! The fans go insane as Wafer looks on in amazment...then giving a confident smirk and mouthing I am awesome
Michael D - That you are Wafer! Man that was awesome!
Wafer stalks outside the ring and goes through the busted open door and grabs Mainstreamer and lifts him up and whips him hard into the outside of the cage. Mainy hits hard but stays on his feet as he turns around, he's booted in the gut and hit with a snap suplex on the hard outside. Wafer stands up mocking Mainstreamer and getting a huge rise out of the crowd. Wafer drags Mainy around the corner of the cage and towards the Spanish Announce Table! The crowd goes nuts because everybody knows what goes down by the SAT! Wafer starts hitting lefts and rights on Wafer and finally picks him up, bodyslamming him to the floor. He then approaches the Spanish Announce Team and takes off the monitors and rips one of the chairs out from underneath him. He grabs the chair and turns around but Mainstreamer superkicks it back in his face! The fans go bizerk as Mainy drops down to one knee and shakes his head to relieve himself of the pressure as blood trickles down
Michael D - What a brutal match here tonight folks! This one is insane!
Mainy slowly but surely makes his way over to Wafer and lifts him up and drags him onto the table and slides him on. He then climbs up the other side and picks up Wafer and sets him up for what looks to be a piledriver...he points out to the crowd and goes to lift up him but with every bit of strength left, Wafer fights out of it and rams his head up into the crotch of Mainy forcing him to back off, releasing his hold. Wafer then out of pure desperation, grabs Mainy by the head and drops him down hard with a DDT putting him through the table! The fans start up a holy shit chant as the table is shattered into thousands of pieces leaving Mainy and Wafer in a heap at the bottom.
Hank - Oh my goodnes...how do you call that Mike?
Michael D - That...Was...AWESOME!
Hank - Just like that.
Wafer and Mainy are both VERY slow to get to their feet as Wafer is the first up. He grabs Mainy by the head and they both stagger out of the rubble as Wafer drags him around the cage and towards the entrance, finally throwing him inside against the steel steps. Mainy flies over the steps forcing him to clutch his knee from the impact. Wafer spots this and grabs Mainy and throws him in the ring and locks in a figure four on Mainy torquing back as hard as he can as Mainy screams out in pain. The ref drops down to his knees and starts asking Mainy to give but he'll have nothing of it. Slowly but surely he manages to flip Wafer over and reverses the pressure! Wafer screams out in pain as the ref asks him if he gives. Wafer shakes his head no and finally after an intense battle rolls Mainy over, but not before Mainy releasesed the hold!
Michael D - This one is too close to call!
Mainstreamer is the first to his feet as Wafer is in the corner rejuvinating when suddenly Mainy undoes the padding on one of the corner turnbuckles. Mainy throws the padding to the side and seems to grab something from inside of it. He then crouches down in the corner as Wafer stands up and goes to approach him, Wafer throws a white powder up in the face of Wafer! Wafer stumbles back and falls down holding his eyes screaming in pain. The ref then turns and calls for the bell! Mainstreamer gets his hand raised in victory as Wafer starts wiping his eyes screaming at the ref that he never gave up but the ref quickly vacates the ring and heads back up the ramp!
Hank - What the hell! The refs leaving! I never heard an I quit! This match shouldn't be over!
Michael D - But that's not how it went down! Mainstreamer picks up the victory here tonight and is entered into Run of the Mill...but wait! It's Ichabod!
Ichabod- This match isn't over dammit! Wafer didn't say the words... what are you doing, kick his ass!
Ichabod continues to the ring and pulls on a refs shirt as Wafer and Mainstreamer butt heads again. But he never makes it! Here comes Wright with a chair against Ichabod's head, knocking him foward into the ring apron! Wafer dives out of the ring and hits a sunset flip on Christian Wright, but as he gets up Jugernaut is running out here as well! Mainstreamer slides out and clotheslines Jugernaut down, only for Weltmeister to step out of the crowd and grab him up for a huge bear hug!
Michael D.- Weltmeister getting revenge for earlier tonight!
Hank- Chaos is breaking out again!
Out of the back comes Brian Graves for his slice of the action! He uses the title to clobber Christian Wright and Ichabod too!!! All hell is cut loose as Ichabod and Brian scuffle, Weltmeister tosses Mainstreamer over the barrier into the crowd and he and Wafer attack with kicks, and Jugernaut and Christian Wright exchange hard lefts and rights. Refs are rushing out to try and stop the chaos, but don't dare to get involved. They look for an angle to get in when fireworks explode and My Way plays on the PA. Darren steps out in his green armani suit and holds up a mic!
Darren- Weltmeister! Get up here! Officers, arrest everyone else!
Riot cops swarm into the arena from all sides and swoop down onto the men as Weltmeister joins Darren on the ramp. The officers slap cuffs on Wright, Jugs, Graves, Ichabod, Wafer, and Mainstreamer. They lead them up the ramp as every man gives the others a dirty look. Some are still fighting to get loose. The cameras follow them outside as they kick and yell trying to get free and are forced into separate cars as Malice goes off the air!
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