Malice comes on the air with a Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . In the background you can see a vague logo which reads NeWA. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ont. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. A shot goes backstage where Mainstreamer has just arrived. Pulling up in a car next to his is Wafer! Wafer steps out of his Porshce, and Mainstreamer leaps out of his own car with a baseball bat! He bashes in the driver side window of Wafer's porsche! Mainy reaches in and drags Wafer out, and pulls out his chain, wraps it around his hand, and does that Chained Fuckemuppercut! He picks Wafer up... and does it again!!! Back out front Self Afflicted takes the cue and begins to play "Live with Your Lies" . The screens show highlights of last weeks malice for a few moments. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank- Welcome back to NeWA Canada Netlink Wrestling Organization's Malice!!
Michael D.- This is the last Malice before Evolution Hank! All hell has been breaking loose as the competitors of the Run of the Mill match are doing everything possible to break their opponents down and get an edge for the coming death trap.
Hank- Last week Christian Wright earned the final spot in the mill over Quake and Rammer, but Quake gets his revenge tonight as he takes on CW in a Hot Potato Hell in a Cell match... only he'll have to face off against Ichabod as well as our president returns to the ring!
Michael D.- First up we have Sean Graves, Brian Graves own brother, debuting in our opening match!
The screen goes black, and letters begin to come together to form words...
There Is No Way Out Of It Aggravated Assault
The screen fades to black.
Michael D.- When are we going to find out what all this Aggravated Assault is about?
The lights flicker on and off and Sean Graves comes from the back and stands at the top of the stage. After pausing for a few moments, Sean makes his way down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd.
"Everybody Wang Chung" by Wang Chung plays as Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua dances out. She funky chickens over the top rope (yep) and dances up to Sean Graves. Sean rolls his eyes and grabs MJB up and hits the "Eye of the Hurricane!!" He covers... 1-2-3!
Michael D.-... I.. I..
Hank- I guess Graves doesn't go in for any of the nonsense some of the people in nWo like to play. Look at Boniqua.
Michael D.- I guess she was expecting her run of the mill loopy match from Sean...
Hank- Somehow I don't see MJB in anything with the title of Run of the Mill... ever. Anyway, on to our next match up, something more Mexican Jackhammer speed, the second round of the Jobber Title Tournament!.
Mike D.- Oh hey, I'm getting word, by the way, that the Brutality match has been cancelled tonight, Nison and Alana weren't able to make it.
Hank- Wait! Before the Jobber match we have to go backstage, it looks like BG and Jugernaut are at it already!!
Graves and Jugs are indeed yelling at each other at the top of their lungs back stage and it looks dangerous... but suddenly a door opens and Mainstreamer runs out with that damn bat and serves each one a blow to the head! The men crumple as Mainstreamer stalks away to cause more mayhem.
"Rock and Roll McDonalds" by Wesley Willis hits the the speakers and Mexican Jackhammer Grangier crawls out from under the ring and hops into the ring running around in circles for no apparent reason.
Hank - What an idiot! Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Michael D - Do you smell that? I think his stench has gotten worse since the last time he wrestled.
The camera pans towards the audience and it shows Dester NeFranco sitting there eating popcorn. A man in a suit walks up to him and Dester makes an "Oh Shit!" look, drops the popcorn, and jumps over the barrier and into the ring only to sit down and start taking a nap.
Hank - Ive just been informed that Dester was sitting in the audience as a fan and didnt know he was supposed to wrestle in this match tonight.
Michael D - Can you say jobber?
All of a sudden Disciple Martin comes running down the entrance ramp screaming "You fucking fucks!" and hops into the ring only to start ranting some more.
Disciple Martin - NO! Dats wrong! No starting without me! Mad match time yo! Drop mad bows on you, eat mad ruffles, and drink mad crazy faygo! WORD SONS!!!
With that Disciple Martin jumps up in the air and lands a hard elbow to.......THE MAT! Martin just lays there while MJG and Dester watch him. Martin gets up and pulls MJG down on top of him and asks the ref to start counting. The ref doesnt even get to one as Dester moves in front of him and starts making faces and sticking his tongue out at him.
Hank - I dont think Ive ever seen a bigger group of losers in my entire.....
Before Hank can finish his statement Boniqua comes to the ring and just stands there playing with her fat stomach.
Hank - Correction. Now this is the biggest group of losers Ive ever seen.
Meanwhile in the ring all three of the opponents are laying on the mat hopin one or another will make a pin. All three of them look up at the same time and decide its better off that they just beat each others asses. MJG, Dester, and Martin all charge each other only to ram heads knocking all three of them out cold.
MJG and Martin are the first ones up. MJG falls and his head hits Martin in the balls. Martin gets pissed and jumps up and down on MJG's chest.
Disciple Martin - YOU FUCKING FUCK! YOU FUCKING FUCK!!
The ref jumps down and counts the pinfall. 1...2...3! MJG advances, and Martin wins.
Hank - How can u get a pin when you're jumping up and down on the guy?
Michael D - It's the jobber division. What can you say?
Hank- Last week Gaye Pope debuted but fell short, but tonight he gets a second chance.
Mike D.- But bad luck, its against Brimstone, who's being accompanied by Weltmeister!
Hank- I wonder what Darren is planning with this Alliance?
“Cry Little Sister” by Gerard McMann begins to play over the speakers. The stage fills with mist as “The White Crow” Gaye Pope appears from the back. He wears the war paint of the Crow native tribe, deerskin pants and goes barefoot. He walks solemnly down to the ring, but never makes it as Weltmeister and Brimstone come flying out and pounce on him! Together they pound on Pope, until Brimstone tosses him in the ring. Both men follow begin kicking Pope relentlessly.
Michael D.- What the hell are they doing!! The match cant even officially begin until Welt gets out of the ring!
Welt picks Pope up and Brimstone goes up on the top turnbuckle and drops a dropkick in midair! Pope goes down and Brimstone sets him up against a corner, and he and Weltmeister take turns running from the other side of the ring and ramming knees in his head! They finally drag him to the center of the ring and Brimstone slaps on a figure four. As he is holding it and Pope is yelling in pain, Weltmeister goes up top.
Hank- NO!!
Weltmeister leaps and drops a leg right where Brim has got Pope tangled up! He lets go as Pope clutches his leg as he is grimacing in pain. They both begin stomping Pope's leg as he cries out... but here comes Weltmeister! He Streamlines Brimstone and smacks Weltmeister in the face with that damn chain!
Michael D.- Mainstreamer is really trying to prepare for the Mill by breaking his opponents down as much as possible, Hank!
The ref has had enough, he's calling for officials! They come running out and escort all four men backstage, several of them having to carry the injured Pope.
Hank- Pope may not be able to wrestle for a while after that, Mike. He looked so promising too...
Hank- And here comes the challenger. Rammer's been through some difficulties over the past few weeks Mike, but maybe he can pick up the pieces and get back on the winning trail tonight.
The Lights Turn Ice Blue, and Remeber Me by Hoobastank hits the PA. Ricky Vegas walks out, just your normal entrance
Michael D.- He's got his work cut out for him Hank, B-Pac's come back to the nWo with alot of fire.
Both men stare each other down, the ref calls for the bell, and both men come out swinging. B-Pac with a left, a right, Rammer snaps Pac back with a stiff european upppercut. B-Pac whips Rammer to the ropes, Rammer on the rebound, Pac drops to the floor. Rammer jumps over him. Rammer hits the ropes, rebounds and B-Pac sends the Ace of SPades flying with a hip toss. Pac drops down, hooking the leg...1...2. Rammer kicks out!
Rammer to his feet, B-Pac attempts a short arm clothesline. Rammer ducks, Pac hits nothing but air, Rammer locks on a sleeper! Pac stumbles, trying to walk with the added burden of Rammer hanging onto him, but he's not getting far. The ref moves in to check on the situation. He raises B-Pac's arm once...and it falls. He raises B-Pac's arm twice...it halfway falls, then shoots back up, shaking. The fans are on their feet. B-pac stumbles back towards the turnbuckle, Rammer realizes what's coming, and quickly lets go. He whirls Pac around and plants a boot to the gut, bowling the challenger over. He pulls him close, attempting a piledriver. B-Pac reverses, back body drop! Pac scrambles up to the top rope and comes diving off with an elbow drop. He hooks the leg...1...2...Rammer's foot on the ropes.
Hank- So close, so close!
Michael D.- But obviously not close enough Hank. B-Pac's going to have to do better then that to get the win over Rammer tonight.
Hank- Ohhh! What a shot!
Michael D.- Get up B-Pac! Get up!
Michael D.- As we watch these two contenders head backstage, lets look ahead to the pre main event match, Jugernaut vs. Brian Graves!
Hank- Yes these two men have faced each other down through the years time and time again through federation after federation in a constant battle to see who is the best!
Michael D.- Take it from us, this is a pay per view quality battle, but they have both decided to settle this fued once and for all tonight one week before they meet in the mill at Evolution!!
"Bark at the Moon" plays as Ozzy escorts Jugernaut out to the ring. He gets inside and he and BG stare one another down. Both look pretty confident to settle their score tonight. They get nose to nose and you can see them talking intensely faster and faster, but the match starts off with BG taking control. BG hits quick rights and lefts, and irish whips Jugernaut. BG goes for a back body drop, he ducks but Jugsy runs up and gets a sunset flip. 1... too early in the match to get a pin! Both men get up quick, as if nothing happened, as they tie up. Jugernaut gets a cheap knee to the gut, and locks in a headlock. Graves struggles, then hits a few elbows to the gut, and hits a back drop. Graves now with the early cover. 1... another quick kickout, this time by Jugernaut.
Mike D- Wow, I think Graves is giving Jugernaut more of a match than they've given each other ever before.
Hank- Still more fight in the Jugernaut!
Hank- WOW! What power by Jugernaut!
Michael D.- Neither can keep the other down!
Both men slowly get back up and take a breather... but Brian runs at Jugs as Jugernaut hits the Burning Hammer! He goes for the pin 1...2.... Brian with his foot on the rope! Graves rolls off of The Hardcore Icon and both men are lying on the mat trying to get a breath when they turn their heads up to the top of the ramp where Darren is standing next to a cage... with Alexis inside! Its not even a full standing cage, its a small one like you'd keep a ferret in.
Hank- That's horrible! What's he doing?
Jugernaut begins to get out of the ring, but Brian grabs him taking advantage of the distraction. But before he can do anything, Weltmeister comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring! He does a major drop kick knocking Brian right out of the ring! He grabs Jugernaut up and climbs onto the rope... Warhead to the outside!!
Michael D.- Weltmeister just picked that monster Jugernaut up like he was a doll!
The ref is calling for the bell. He's declaring it a no contest as Weltmeister joins Darren up on the ramp and they both laugh. EMT's come out to check on Brian and Jugs as Alexis is released.
Hank- I guess Mainstreamer isn't the only one preparing for the Run of the Mill!
'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, and wait.
Michael D - Here he is Hank! The former Television and Brutality Champion. Christian Wright!
The Hell in the cell lowers and nWo Officals begin securing the Cell
Hank - And there's his poison! The Hell in the Cell. The fans are going nuts.
Party Up plays and Quake makes his way straight out from the curtains and walks casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising Quakefest, endorsed by QVC! He carries the Television Title over his shoulder walking along side Viper. He eyes down Christian Wright.
Hank - Here's Quake, the Television Champion He's been red hot the last couple of weeks! Here's his poison... The Hot Potato Headbands!
The Referee holds the headband. Quake reaches and volunteers for it. He puts it on. The lights in the arena go out and the beginning of Forsaken plays by David Draiman. Blue lasers around the screen cut wide arcs through the air. As they cut, it becomes apparant that a heavy fog is being pumped into the arena. As Draiman says I'm over it explosions light up the stage all around and Ichabod steps out to powerwalk to the ring. He stops a little short as he watches Quake and CW walk in. He walks in and steps up. The bell rings and Quake charges CW with fury. Quake scoops up CW and starts wailing into his ribs. Ichabod laughs and quietly reaches for a chair. Instead of using, he sets it up and sits by the door. Quake continues to wail on CW. Quake reaches up and removes the headband and places it on CW. He kicks CW out to the outside. Bo comes running around to check on CW through the Cell. But Ichabod jumps up and yells at him. He orders him to the back and then points to Viper and tells him the same. The crowd starts to murmur, but soon forget as Quake jumps to the top rope and hits a barely standing CW with a missle dropkick on the outside. CW fles back but knows better. He begins to pick himself up using the cell. Quake s up and charging and CW gets off a desperation kick to the gut. With whatever he has left, he plants him on the outside with a DDT. Quake begin to favor his head as CW tries to catch his breath. Ichabod stares at his fingernails.
Michael D - This is sick. Ichabod acts like he's too good for the match!
Hank - Well, he is a Mulitple Federation World Championa and the President of this place, but he's stupid to act like he's too good for these guys.
Quake stirs at the same time as CW. There's a second of a stare down. The crowd screams. The two lock up. They stay even and throw each other around the outside. They come around a corner and Quake is suddenly smacked in the back with a chair from Ichabod. Cw stands stunned and Ichabod clobbers him also. Ichabod grabs CW and throws him into the ring. Ichy whips CW and nails him with a clothes line. Ichy relentlessly picks him up and quickly hits him with a powerbomb. Ichy begins to pick him up again as Quake stirs up and tries to get back into the ring. Ichy watches and waits for Quake. Quake gets to the apron and Ichy whips CW at Quake. QUake quickly drops and pulls CW bounces back and clobbers a stunned Ichy with a knee to the gut. Quake slides in and spears Ichy right as he stands. Ichy screams. CW goes to the top. Quake rolls out Ichy to the center and CW leaps and nails a textbook body splash. Cw rolls off just in and begins to grab the legs of Ichy for a figure four, when the first charge goes off in the headset. CW cringes in pain and is eliminated.
Hank - I heard that it would be two random charges, but that one was so out of the blue. I think CW was necleting it being on his head!
Michael D - Now it's between Quake and Ichabod! This could be Quake greatest chance to prove he has what it takes to be the nWo Champ.
Quake climbs into the ring and grabs the headset. He stands quietly and waits for Ichy to get up. Ichy stands and grabs his side. He looks up and see Quake. Ichy smiles. Ichy puts his arms up and the crowd goes nuts. Quake does likewise. Ichy looks around and sticks his hand out to shake Quakes. Quake grins. The crowd screams. Quake reaches And grabs the hand. Ichy pulls Quake in for a clothesling, but Quake ducks. Ichy turns around and Quake slaps him in the face. Ichy looks stunned and the crowd goes wild.
Hank - That will teach Ichy to underestimate our Television Champion.
Quake begins to lay into Ichy. He drops the headset and suplexes Ichy. Ichy jumps back up but Quake is too quick adn gets behind Ichy and hits The Bad Vibrations. Ichy is down and Quake puts on the headset. The crowd goes wild. Quake picks Ichy up again but soon has his attention diverted. The Mainstreamer his tapping the side of the cage with a baseball bat. Quake gets furious. He comes outside and pulls a steel pipe out from under the ring. He ignores Mainy as he climbs back in. Ichy is stirring but isn't up. Quake picks up one leg and flips Ichy over into a half crab. He bends the leg over the pipe and Ichy begins to scream.
Hank - Quake is ruthless! He needs to ignore The Mainstreamer though, there's a big cell there!
How did The Mainstreaemr get out hereany way... I never saw him come down. The bad thing is, with these rules, this match could turn this into nearly anything.
The Mainstreamer taunts Quake from the outside with the bat and Quake lets go. Ichy rolls away grabbing his leg and Quake swings at the cell with the pipe. The Mainstreamer laughs. Quake, furious, turns his attention back to Ichabod. Ichabod holding onto the apron trying to strech the pain out of his leg. Quake walks over but Ichy pops up with a fire extingisher and sprays Quake. Quake grabs his eyes and Ichy soon clobbers him with it. Quake is one one knee and Ichy pulls a table out of the bottom of the ring and slides it into the center of the ring. Ichy rolls Quake in and whips him. Quake, still blind never sees the Bitch Thump coming, but he sure feels it when Ichy hits it. Ichy grins and Picks Quake up and sets up for Euphoria. He gets Quake on his shoulders and walks to the Turnbuckle that he set up for with the table. He gets up and is ready for flight when Quake grabs the rope. The two wrestlers mangel and the move is thrawrted, but both men go though the table in a mess, with Ichy recieving the worst end. The crod goes wild.
Hank - HOLY SH --
Miachael D - CRAP! What a great counter, but now both men are hurt. Oh my god Hank, what is the Mainstreamer doing!
The Mainstramer is climbing the side reaches the top. He looks down to watch Quake pick Ichy up for the Aftershock. He swings the bat down on the links as Quake hits. He breaks it open as screams to the crowd. He jumps down when Quake turns around. Quake doesn't back down as The Mainstreamer smirks. The crowd explodes.
Hank - I won't lie, I've wanted to see this for a long time myself, but not right now, Quake is in the biggest match of his life, and quite frankly, is winning!
Michael D - The Mainstremer is a little to vain.
The Mainstreamer turns around and picks up Ichabod. He whips him into the rope. Ichy barley concious is victim to The Streamliner. The Mainstreamer gets a mic.
Mainstreamer - The mIll is mine. Simple as that. You haven't seen shit yet, kids.
Quake watches as The Mainstreamer leaves. Ichy starts to stand up and square off with Quake but before he gets up, the headset goes off and Quake stares stunned. The bell rings and Quake is announced the winner.
Hank - QUAKE DID IT! HE beat them both!
Michael D - He may not be in the mill, but he sure showed he's more than capable with that match. Wait what's this?
The scene changes with a shot of CW leaving out the back with Bo. CW rubs his head when from nowhere Bo is clobbered with The Mainstreamer's baseball bat. CW charges but the suprise element works for Mainy as he gets a fresh hit in on the head of CW. Mainy smiles. He drops the bat and walks out.
Hank - DAMN HIM!! He attacked the whole main event for evolution! What a coward!
Michael D - The Mianstreamer seem determined to win. What else will he do?
The scene fades to the Malice logo as the show ends.
There Is No Escaping Your Punishment
You Knew You'd Have To Face This Eventually
Your Actions Have Gone UnPunished For Far Too Long
You Are His Target, You Are The One
But Not The Only One...
nWo, Prepare Yourselves, If That's Even Possible.
WE ARE COMING
