Malice comes on the air with a Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . In the background you can see a vague logo which reads WOW. All of a sudden, the image rips in half as a silhouette of a man in green walks to the foreground of the screen, carrying a briefcase. He stops and opens it, then throws it at the screen as a gigantic title belt flies out of it and stops, covering the entire screen. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ont. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors.
13 Stitches is back onstage playing "Hatchets."
Hank- The return of that band is a symbol of things to come, folks.
Mike D- Thats right, Hank. Tonight we will be featuring our first ever WOW Sanctioned match within nWo Malice!
Hank- But first, we have Professor Zandor taking on Zero, in a Jobber Match... wait, ah dammit.
A glowing light, very very bright white, gleams out from the ring. Zero stands there in a brown cloak, looking very beaten and broken. Fake prostetic ears three times the size of normal human ears and pointed are pasted over his ears. Bubbling noises can be heard as purple lights shine on the rampway. Professor Zandor steps out with a lot of pointy spiky black armor all over his body. He holds out his hand, holding up the golden ring.
Michael D.- How ironic is it that the Ring of Power is actually a miniature wrestling ring, complete with flexible ropes??
As he holds the ring out, he speaks in some unclear language very loudly into a mic.
Hank- Its Elvish! He says, "One match to rule them all, one match to return to WOW!"
Michael D.- How the hell do you speak Elvish?
Zandor falls backward over the edge of the ramp under the weight of the sword. Zero comes back up and looks over the edge as....
Suddenly the feed to Malice is cut and a "Technical Difficulties" sign comes up. The show comes back on three minutes later on Hank and Michael D. Mike is shaking his head while Hank smiles knowingly. The combatants are no where to be seen.
Hank- Well that was a relief. I'm about damn tired of the Jobber Division around here. What the hell was Wafer thinking?
Mike D.- What have I told you about talking ill of the dead, Hank?
Out of no where the familiar sound of "Fight Music" by D12 hits the arena. The fans get up screaming and cheering Rammer's name. Video clips of Rammer pulling of sweet moves comes up on the titantron and Rammer walks up. While he is walking down to the ring the fans hold out there hands for high fives. As he goes to hit there hands he pulls away and fingers them. He runs down to the ring and slides in. A women hands him a mic and he grabs it out of her hands. The fans turn into a mixed reaction, both cheering and booing throughout the stadium.
Rammer- You know, I come here to the nWo after being in the WoW. I did more great things in the nWo then I ever did in the WoW. But see the thing is the WoW is the reason I even started becoming good in this business. So when Darren told me about this two way contract he was offering me I said ya, Ill do that for you. What do I find out though... That he stuck me in my first match with a god damned girl. I mean a girl comon! All I can say about that is it's Bullshit. How the hell can a girl beat a man?
The great thing about this two way contract how ever is that I'm the only guy thats going to be able to hold the WoW and the nWo World title at the same time. After I win the WoW world title in the Elimination Chamber you better beleive that I'm going to winning the nWo Championship for a second consecutive time. I Still can't get over it! Rose Darren? Why would you stick me in my first match against a girl, at least give me some sort of challenge..."
Rose climbs up in the ring and she jerks the mic out of Rammer's hand. She glares at him with disgust.
Why are you complaining about going against a girl? You've done it before. And lost. Wait, that was to me. Wasn't it? Oh wait, and to Deidre too! So you really have no room to talk there, buddy. So you just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Because it's going to be a long and bumpy one.
Oh Rammer, don't stop. I like when you get all riled up. I think its rather funny. Sexy too. Oops, did I just say that out loud? I think we can really get along if we just out our minds to it. That is, if you want to. I'll let you think about it, ok?
Rose hands the mic back to Rammer as she walks out of the arena grinning.
Hank- Will that be the next WoW match up?
Michael D.- I certainly hope so. I've not seen Rose in the ring in a very long time!
Hank- Bishop looks to be in top form, Mike.
Michael D- He could be in the worst shape of his life Hank...considering who he's facing tonight I don't think he's got much to worry about.
Gick Dazinya steps out onto the ramp, holding 2 cheap fizzing gold sparklers in his hands. They fiz and pop excitingly as the fans stare on with bored disinterest. He hops into the ring, waving the sparklers around, trying to work the crowd, but it's not having much effect. Someone in the crowd starts thoring stuff at him. Bishop shakes his head a moment, almost regretting stepping into the ring with this guy. He stretches a moment, Gick turns around to show off for his opponent, and Bishop charges out from his side of the ring and nails Dazinya with a hellacious clothesline.
Hank- Damn! He nearly took Gick's head off with that shot!
Michael D- Yeah..nearly...Try Harder next time Kevin--dammit!
He drags Gick up to his feet, Dazinya tries for a punch--Bishop grabs his arm in mid-swing, and drops The Gickster to the mat with an armbar. Gick's screaming and pounding the mat..the referee drops down asking if he wants to quit..but Gick isn't a quitter just yet. Bishop lets off the armbar, only to quickly clamp on an anklelock submission. Gick screas at the top of his lungs as he pounds his fist against the mat. the ref drops back down again, does the Gick want to quit? Does the Gick want to quit? Dazinya raches, stretching, and clamps his hand desperately onto the rope. The ref takes notice, and begins warning Bishop to let off...1...2...3...4...Bishop flips the ref off and relenquishes the hold just before the zebra can get to 5. Gick hugs the rope with a death-like grip, refusing to let go. Bishop grabs hold of Dazinya, dragging him kicking and screaming away from the ropes. Bishop whips Gick to the ropes, Dazinya on the rebound, and Bishop lands a vicous suffle side-kick, sending Gick down to the mat hard. Kevin quickly moves in, kicking and stomping Dazinya over and over, not showing the least bit of compassion for his would be challenger. Bishop reaches down and bitchslaps Gick, spitting on him.
Hank- Bishop is having a field day here...this is actually kind of sad Mike.
Michael D- Yeah, I almost feel sorry for him having to make his debut against The Gick. I think President Ichabo's going to be handing out a lot of pinkslips over the next few weeks if this keeps up Hank.
Bishop shakes his head, staring with a cold merciless sneer at Gick. He looks almost..sickened. He drags gick back up, whipping him to the turnbuckle. Bishop charges after him, Gik leaps, Bishop catches himself against the ropes and Dazinya lands behind Bishop. Kevin grabs Dazinya up in a russian leg sweep and falls back with it. He stands back up with the move on and he jumps forward into a forward russian leg sweep. He falls and gets back up holding the move still. He jumps around and hits a reverse russian leg sweep. He falls and jumps back up and hits an STO.
Hank- What a sequence! I've never seen anything like that before!
Michael D- Bishop calls that the Russian Roulette, I think. Damn impressive!
Bishop pulls poor gick back up, whipping him to the ropes. Dazinya on the rebound, Bishop calls for it. Kevin grabs Gick by the waist and hits a reverse german suplex, successfully nailing The Unwanted. Bishop drops down, clamping down with a figure four leglock. Gick clenches his fists and begins pounding away on the mat, screaming. The referee drops down, asking if Gick wants to quit.
Hank- I heard Bishop was a submission expert, and I dare say he's drove home that point to Dazinya tonight.
Michael D- Why doesnt gick just give up already and get it over with Hank? He's clearly out of his league.
Kevin keeps on clamping on the pressure, and Gick's howling and pounding his fists, over and over against the mat. Gick just wont quit, and Bishop gets an angry snarl across his face. He grabs up onto the ropes, adding leverage, and Gick screams at the top of his lungs complaing to the ref. The zebra glances over, and Bishop quickly lets go of the ropes, looking at the ref with an incredulopus stare. Gick pounds on the mat again and again, the ref drops down asking...Bishop grabs onto the ropes, and The Gick finally screams as he taps the mat, submitting.
Hank- An impressive win for the OWC newcomer over Gick Dazinya.
Michael D- What's so impressive about it Hank? That had to be the shortest match I've seen yet! The Gick got his ass handed to him flat out, I feel sorry for Bishop having to debut against that loser!
"Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park hits the PA System. We can hear it saying "C-C-Comin' at ya, Come Come Comin' At Ya" and then BOOM pyro shoots off as the lyrics get underway.
[Peep the Style and the kids checking for it]
PKA, Adam Payne, and Ash walk out onto the stage in a very confident way.
[We drop right back in the cut]
PKA raises his arms up, with his fists touching each other, as Payne balls up his fists, hits his left shoulder with his right fist, then hits his right shoulder with his left fist, followed by raising his arms up high too. Ash raises her arms, then points to each man.
[We're just rolling with the rhythm]
PKA grabs onto Ash's hand and holds it up in the air. The three make their way towards the ring.
[But in the meantime there are those who wanna]
PKA holds Ash's hand until she gets up the steps, then he slides in. Adam Payne climbs up on the apron and goes into the ring, climbing the turnbuckle as PKA does the same at the other end..
[TRY TO GIVE YOU WARNING]
Ash stands in between them holding her arms up in the air pointing to each man. PKA puts his arms out in a crusifix and Payne raises his arms, the fans all the while booing like crazy!
Hank- Aggrivated Assult is in the house...this could get ugly real quick Mike.
As the music begins to play, Otis and Cpt. Spaulding appear on the ramp bathed in yellow light. The rest of the arena is dark but the yellow light is very bright. The light follows them in the ring where they stand stoically side by side while the arena lights come up.
Michael D- You're not kidding, geez that's got to be the tackiest looking ring getup ever...Otis and Captian Spaulding..pfffttt. I could kick both their asses.
Hank- Well if you're so confident, then why don't I just invite them on over for a little chat huh Mike?
Michael D- NO WAY!...I hate clowns!
Hank- Don't let Spaulding hear you saying that.
The ref calls for the bell, and Spaulding and PKA start out in the ring. The Tag title number one contendership will be decided right here, and now. Spaudling goes to offer his hand respetfully, PKA shurgs and goes to shake, but the hand comes out of the soket, and PKA looks at it with a confused look. Spaulding pulls on his flashing skull bowtie as he chatters his teeth and breaks into a crazy laugh. PKA isn't happy with being made a fool of, and tosses the fake hand out into the crowd, clotheslining Spaudling to the mat. He drags the Captain back up and whips him to the ropes, Spaudling hits the ropes, Adam Payne grabs hold from behind, locking Spaudling against the ropes. The referee moves over, noticing this, but PKA shoves him out of the way and begins hammering Spaulding with quick stinging lefts and rights.
The referee moves back in, starting a 5 count...1...2...3...4..Adam reaches over and tags in. The two whip the Captain to the ropes, Spaudling on the rebound. PKA quickly scrambles up onto the top, Payne scoops the captin up, and nails a knee backbreaker. PKA dives off the top, connecting with a leg drop right across the Captain's throat. Otis races into the ring, but the referee gets all up in his face, ordering him back out of the ring. PKA and Adam begin stomping the hell outta Spaudling, and the fans are booing and booing. Finally the ref turns around, after arguing with Otis, and orders PKA out from the ring.
Michael D- HAHA! Take that clown! Hit him again!
Spaulding slowly to his feet, but Payne just kicks him back to the mat with a ruthless kick to the jaw. Spaulding rolls around on the ground, Payne moves in to pick him up, but Spaulding nails a quick thumb to the eye, momentarily blinding Adam. The Captain nails a schoolboy, and the ref drops down for the count...1....2...Payne kicks right out, sitting up with a furious glare. Spaulding quikly to his feet raches over and tags Otis in. Otis dashes into the ring, and whips Adam to the ropes, He attempts a back body toss, but Payne catches himself on the ropes, and drops to one knee nailing Otis with a eurpean uppercut, staggering him back.
Hank- That had to hurt!
Otis shakes the blow off, only to be sent right to the mat as PKA flies off the top with a missle dropkick. the ref starts shouting at PKA to get back out, Spaulding charges in, and Otisn and the captin trade off taking turnns pummeling Adam back and forth. PKA slips past the ref, and spears Otis to the mat. Spaulding enters the lockup with Payne, but is quickly overpowered, and is send crashing to the mat with a huge bodyslam. payne connects with a nasty elbow drop across the throat, and turns to help out his partner. the referee's counting and shouting at PKA, whos got Otis in the corner, pounding away,...1...2...PKA climbs atop Otis, leaping off...3...Hurriciranna! Otis si down...4...The ref is all up in PKA's face, warning him to get out of the ring or have the match thrown out, and PKA finally climbs back through the ropes over to his side of the ring, leaving Adam to deal with Spaudling, and Otis lying on the mat motionless.
Hank- Aggrevated Assult is showing some incredible teamwork here..they've just picked apart Otis and Spaulding...neither of the two seem to be that versed in working together as a team.
Adam drags Spaudling up, hefting him up, and he sends him crashing down for a powerbomb--PKA leaps off the top turnbuckle with a cross body, nailing Spaudling, and crashes the challenger to the mat with a tremendous thud. Adam drops down for the count and Otis runs to interrupt, but is tripped up by pKA, Paye hooks the leg...the ref drops down...1...2....3!
Michael D- You're kidding me? It's already over?
Hank- Otis and the Captin were simply outgunned and outmatched...they're going to have to really put some practice into teamwrok...none the less, Aggrevated Assult wins the Tag title number one contendership.
Hank - Last week we saw the return of the WoW right here within the nWo. It was truelty amazing as Darren brought back 6 former WoW stars including Phuze, Rose, Storm, Rammer and the two men we are about to see next...Ichabod and Brother Brimstone.
Mike - Here we go Hank...WoW time!!
Before the match begins, Ichabod picks up a mic.
Ichabod - Weltmeister... the number one contender for the nWo Championship. Quake, the scab champion. Christian Wright, the man who just can't seem to take that final leap to where he needs to be. PKA, wanting to be a champion so bad he's willing to bend the rules and reclaim his defunct title. You all put me in a very tight position. Quake is ready to defend, but he has no one to defend against. Weltmeister is ready to go for the title, but refuses to use that contendership against Quake. So... I have a very special idea for all of you. Next week on Malice... we are going to have the nWo Championship on the line. PKA, Quake, Weltmeister, and Christian Wright. If Weltmeister can't take the championship in that match, he will remain the number one contender! You've got nothing to lose here, Welty!
Ichabod makes a show of dropping the mic, but pauses and lifts it back to his mouth.
Ichabod - Oh, wait, I nearly forgot. Its going to be a double elimination match. Two pinfalls or submissions to eliminate your opponents!
Ichabod drops the mic out of the ring then.
Hank - Ichabod looks ready. He wants that WoW Championship as bad as the rest of them. Darren wasn't too happy of Ichabods attitude after signing him to the WoW contract so he's forcing him to face off against Brimstone tonight.
Mike - That's Damien Brimstone Hank, get it right.
Hank - These two are no strangers to eachother. They've had quite the battles in the past.
Hank - Both these guys can taste the WoW title down the road. But only one can get it.
Hank - The tension is high in this match. There is nothing but evil in that ring right now.
Mike - There's evil sitting right next to me every week Hank.
Hank - Ahh a blantant low blow!
Hank - What are these guys doing out here? They have no businee here.
Mike - Maybe they're scouting their competition for the Elimination Chamber match.
Hank - I thought it was over right there.
Hank - There's no reason for this!
Mike D.- Its time for our main event, Hank, and as Weltmeister beat Wright last week but refuses to use his contendership against the scab Champion Quake, Christian Wright will be taking on Quake this week in a non-title affair!
'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, as Wright seems totally focused on (opponent's name), walking over to top side of the ring, and leaping to the apron. Grabbing hold of the ropes, Wright leaps into the ring and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd, still keeping his focus on the opponent.
Party Up plays and Quake makes his way straight out from the curtains and walks casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising certain products endorsed by QVC! In the ring he poses on the turnbuckle applaudes the crowd........ Suddenly, Christian Wright grabs him from behind and rock bottoms him down to the ring!
Quake struggles to his feet, but his arms fubmle out wildly, trying to grab onto anything, anyone, for support. Wright simply watches this a moment, then reaches out, grabs Quake's arm, and goes for an Irish whip--NO! Quake reverses, whipping Wright out of the ring toward the ramp area. The former brutality champ struggles down the rampway, trying not to fall. Wright catches himself, stopping just in time not to fall. He turns, glaring at Quake. Charges, and nails the new world champ, who has climbed out, with a hellacious clothesline. The referee drops out from the ring, trying to get Wright to get in the ring. He simply ignores the ref, and drags Quake up to his feet. Wright lands an elbow to the gut, a second elbow, Wright clubs him down to the ground. Quake rolls away, looking wildly in every direction. Wright drags him up and slides him into the ring.
Hank- Quake is stunned!
Wright moves in, planting a boot right against Quake's face. The champ drops to the mat, his lip busted open. Wright laughs and goes hunting for a chair. He shoves the ring attendant out of the way, folds up the chair, and stalks towards the downed Quake. He moves in, close, closer, closer...Quake reaches out, touching, finding Wrights boot. He slowly looks up, vageuly aware of Wright's presence. Wright raises the chair, a sick smile streching across his face, when BAM! Quake nails a blatant low blow that sends the big man down to his knees. The capacity crowd cheers, stomping their feet as Quake stumbles around, trying to figure out where he's at. Wright slowly makes it back up to his feet, his face lighting up with fury. He grabs the chair again, and heads right for Quake. He raises the chair, but Quake whirls around and spears right into him, smacking him right against the ringpost. Wright's grip on the chair loosens, but he's somehow able to shake the blow off, and lands a viscious headbutt, knocking Quake back. He raises the chair, swings, and connects with a nasty headshot.
Hank- My God, Quake isn't going to last long at this rate Mike.
Quake stumbles back a few feet, shakes his head a moment, and then glares right over at Wright. Quake is pissed! Wright goes to swing the chair, but Quake catches it in mid-motion, prying it free from his hands. Quake swings, and the chair connects solidly with Wright's face, busting him wide open; blood pours down his face and trickles onto the mat below. CW stumbles back, falling over the ring steps. Quake jumps up onto the turnbuckle, waiting. Wright back to his feet. Gazinya leaps off, bringing the chair cracking down across the back of Wright's head! Quake quickly back to his feet plants a quick boot or two into the downed challenger, before dragging him up by the ahir and tossing him across the ring. Quake drags Wright, still dazed from the chairshot, to his feet, only to send him right back down with a big standing clothesline. The fans roar as Quake quickly darts up onto the top turnbuckle. He flies off, connecting with a tremendous 450 splash.
Hank- What an impact!
Quake goes for the pin...1...2..Wright powers out, tossing Quake off him. Both men quickly to their feet, meet head on, trading punches back and forth, until Wright grabs hold of Quake, and flings him into the turnbuckle. He charges in, Quake gets a foot up and connects with Wright's face. Wright staggers back a moment, then charges back in again. Quake connects again with a boot to the face. Wright shakes the blow off, and charges for a third time. Quake tries for the boot again, But Wright feints out of the way, and lands a thundering turnbuckle clothesline that thuds across the enitre arena. Quake staggers out from the corner, but Wright simply shoves him right back into it. He winds up, and unloads with a volley of haymaker punches, mauling Quake. The referee moves in, trying to break it up, but Wright simply turns and glares at him, sending the zebra backing off in a hurry. This momentary delay however, was all the chance Quake needed. Wright turns back to continue the beating, but Quake raises up, ramming his knee between Wright's legs and landing a headbutt. Wright groans in pain. Quake mounts up to the second rope, and leaps off, connecting with a solid clothesline that plants Wright firmly to the mat. He drops down for the pin...1...2..th--No! Wright's foot on the ropes!
Mike D.- Give Quake the credit he's due Hank, he's mounting an incredible offense against Wright.
Quake can't believe it! He hops back up to his feet in frustration, and kicks Wright right across the jaw. He goes into a frenzy of kicking and stomping the Hell out of the former champ, and then picks him up, nailing "The Aftershock!"
He goes for the pin, 1-2-3! The nWo and Television champ is victorious!
Hank- What an incredible matchup from these two career foes! Thats all for tonight, folks, join us next time for another edition of Malice!
[The number one question is]
[How could you ignore it?]
[Over basement tracks]
[With raps that got you backingthis up like..]
[[REWIND THAT]]
[Rise from the ashes of the stylistic division]
With these non-stop lyrics of life living]
[not to be forgotten]
[But Still Unforgiven!]
[Talk this and that/so I suppose]
[It gets to a point feelings gotta get hurt]
[And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt]
[[IT GOES]]
[BUT EVERYONE IGNORES ME!]
[[TOLD YOU EVERYTHING LOUD AND CLEAR]]
[BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING!]
[CALL TO YOU SO CLEARLY]
[BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME!]
[[TOLD YOU EVERYTHING LOUD AND CLEAR]]
[BUT NO-BODY'S LISTENINNNNNG!]
Blackness grips the screen as two burning embers slowly fade in, giving off just the faint hinted outline of an old man, staring out at the world with a twisted sneer. WHOOSH! Pyro explodes up from the ringposts, and two snaking trails of flame race up the ramp...KABOOM! A huge flash of flame erupts from the stage, and somewhere in the distance thunder rumbles, ominously. Damien Brimstone steps out onto the stage, his eyes a dull faded yellow. He glares down at the ring with an evil snarl, and slowly makes his way to the ring and steps inside. He stares out at the crowd and then to Ichabod.
Brimstone picks Ichabod up off the mat and puts him in a side headlock clamping down with pressure. Ichabod fights out and irish whips Brimstone into the ropes. Brimstone comes back and is nailed with a big clothesline from Ichabod. Ichabod hits the ropes and hits Brimstone with a quick corkscrew elbow to the throat and goes for a cover.....1....2....kickout by Brimstone.
Brimstone pulls Ichabod up and tosses him outside of the ring and follows him. He begins stomping on Ichabod before pulling him up. He irish whips Ichabod to the post but Ichy reverses and Brimstone goes face first into the steel and hits the ground. Ichabod goes over to the time keepers area and grabs a steel chair. He folds it up and heads to Brimstone who is on his knees. Ichabod raises the chair but the referee yanks it out of Ichabods hands from behind and warns him of being disqualified. As the ref turns to put the chair away Brimstone targets between Ichy's legs and nails him with a low blow. Ichabod keels over.