Malice comes on the air with recap of the closing moments at New Force Rising.
Ichabod slides in the ring and clocks Wright with the WOW title! He turns and kicks Bo and Bitch Thumps him! Ichabod signals and officials come and drag Wright and Bohemoth out of the ring. Ichabod helps Weltmeister up and hands him the nWo Championship! They both stare at each other a few moments as the crowd is going insane!
The staredown continues until suddenly Ichabod just smiles and nods, and then both men go to opposite corners and raise the belts high into the air as the fans go nuts!
Michael D.- Did you see that? Ichabod helped Weltmeister! What's going on???
The clip jumps outside to when Ichabod was walking out with his WoW Championship Belt.
Behind the Monster is parked a limo and two men in tuxedos with ski masks are leaning on it. They beckon to him. Ichabod walks over cautiously.
The two men suddenly advance with tasers and attack Ichabod, taking him down. The larger one grabs him and slams him into the trunk of the limo while the smaller one tosses the WOW Championship Belt in. The two men get in the back as the limo speeds away from the MCI Center!
Hank- What the hell???
The clip jumps again to HSW president Joey Matthew...
Joey Matthew- Who is Joey Matthew? Well, I am the President of Headstrong Wrestling.... Well, if you want to play games, so can I. Not tonight, but soon. Very soon.
Finally, the shot goes to outside the Wheeling Civic Center. The same limo pulls up that Ichy was shoved into, and the two tuxedo men in masks get out. They make their way into the arena as the cut finally jumps to a Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . In the background you can see a vague logo which reads WOW. All of a sudden, the image rips in half as a silhouette of a man in green walks to the foreground of the screen, carrying a briefcase. He stops and opens it, then throws it at the screen as a gigantic WoW Championship flies out of it and stops, covering the entire screen. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Wheeling Civic Center in Wheeling WV. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. In the foreground, 13 Stitches is there playing "Side of Lies"
The show cuts outside of the arena where we see Triple X and Morty rolling around in a bunch of money. Apparently thay have been seeing exclusive Ichabod/Deidre sex tapes from the old WoW days. Triple X is excited to all hell that he's rich again. Morty turns to him.
Morty - Does this mean we can go to the arcade now?? I'm sure someone will make this into quarters.
Triple X smacks Morty upside the head.
Triple X - Shut up chunky!
Hank - Welcome back to Malice and an incredible fallout from New Force Rising where we saw so many new champions crowned!
Michael D.- Weltmeister, Shane Ryder, Ichabod, Enforcer, all came to ranks with fresh gold while Quake retained his Television title in his quest to hold that belt for one full year!
Hank- What kind of backlash are we going to see tonight after these events? Perhaps the biggest will come tonight when Aggravated Assault takes on the newly reformed QVC to defend their honor and their Tag Team Championships! Also, I've received a sealed envelope that I have before me, which says "Do Not Open Until Brutality Match!"
Michael D.- I wonder what that could be? A few card changes before we get started, Hank. Rammer has been released by WoW, but not nWo! His WoW sanctioned match tonight with Ego has been cancelled as a result of his release.King Bob has been pulled from his match tonight yet again and is up for review with the nWo staff.
'Saturday Night Special' blasts throughout the arena as Johnny Vain steps out on stage in his usual black jeans and trademarked t-shirt with his Johnny Vain logo on it. He curls his lip as he looks from one side of the arena to the other. He nods his head and rushes down to the ring as he slides in under the bottom rope and raises both arms into the air. He nods satisfyingly as his music fades out.
Hank- That means its time for our debut threeway match up, Mike. This man will be taking on Kilo and Destroyer in a one fall battle to try and make names for themselves in nWo!
Mike D.- I hear that this guy made a career out of getting whiskeyed up and beating the hell out of bar patrons in Texas!
Pyros go off as 'Immortal' by Adema starts up. Destroyer walks out from the back and pyros go off resembling that of the old Goldberg entrance as he walks to the ring.
"Judith" by A Perfect Circle hits the PA. The arena is completely black. The lights blink blue and red as Kilo and LG stand in front of the entrance way. They make their way to ring. Kilo stares down at the ring as he makes his way. LG just laughs. Kilo climbs up the steps and through the ropes. LG remains at ringside. Vain wastes no time running across the ring to boot Kilo right back out over the top ropes, but Destroyer catches him with a clothesline knocking him off his feet. Kilo slides back in and Destroyer whips Johnny Vain into the corner. Both Kilo and Destroyer lay chops into the chest of Vain, but Vain suddenly whips out with a two man clothesline!
Hank- Destroyer and Kilo working together to take out the big Texan.
This time its Destroyer that gets sent flying out of the ring as Vain tosses him headfirst through the ropes and into a cameraman, knocking them both down. Vain turns on Kilo and Kilo and Vain lock up. They grapple hard, but Kilo gets the upper hand and pushes Vain into the corner. The ref tries to break them up, Chop from Kilo on Vain! That echoed throughout the arena! Another stiff chop by Kilo to Vain. Vain lands a right hand but Kilo blocks the next shot and lands a thunderous right of his own! Vain gets planted on the seat of his pants with that shot! The crowd erupt as a look of horror comes over the face of Vain! They lock up again, This time Vain gets the upper hand and gets Kilo in a headlock. Kilo pushes Vain to the ropes and whips him into them, Shoulder Block by Kilo! No way past for Vain who AGAIN gets sent to the canvas. Vain rolls out the ring to take a breather. Kilo takes advantage of the situation and jumps out the ring in pursuit of Vain! Kilo chases Vain round the ring, but Vain catches Kilo with a hard clothesline at ringside! Vain rolls Kilo into the ring.
Michael D.- I don't think Destroyer is getting up, Hank. He hit that heavy camera headfirst. This match has become a one on one!
Vain goes to pick Kilo up. But Kilo gives a punch to the gut of Vain. Vain doubles over. Kilo runs at the ropes and returns with a big dropkick, he got good elevation! Kilo picks out Vain and delivers a northern lights suplex. Kilo goes for his finisher, 515. He sets Vain up, but no! Vain counters in with a kick to the face! Vain throws on a sleeper hold. Kilo struggles for a minute, finally going limp. The ref lifts his hand once, twice, three times! The ref awards the match to Vain by submission!
Hank- An impressive debut by Johnny Vain here as he makes his way out and officials come to help Destroyer and Kilo out of the arena.
The scene goes to the back where Johnny Vain is being attacked by the men in tuxedos! They still have the tasers and are taking the volts to Vain as he writhes in agony!
Michael D.- Who are those guys??
Hank - We found out just the other day that Prez Darren released Rammer from the WoW roster. So the match between Rammer and Ego will not go down tonight. We do have another exciting WoW match up in store for you though which pits Prof. Zandor against newcomer, Malakian.
Michael D - So much for Rammer having a 2 way contract.
The arena dims purple as smoke fills the stage. Bubbling noises are heard as Prof. Zandor steps out on stage holding onto Spuddy, his plastic potato head. Although Spuddy is dressed in white and black stripes and has a little ball and chain around his little foot. Zandor carries him to the ring and slides in holding the prisoner looking Spuddy in the air.
Hank - What's Zandor up to this time??
"Shook Ones (Part 2)" by Mobb Depp plays as Malakian walks out shouting at the fans, as he gets into the ring. He stares at Prof. Zandor and Spuddy through his painted up face. Prof. Zandor grabs the mic from the ring announcer.
Prof. Zandor - Hey Malarky! Nice to finally meet you. You weren't quite what I expected though. I heard you "got out" of jail but isn't it more like "escaped"? Shouldn't you look like my little buddy Spuddy here???
Prof. Zandor begins laughing and stomping his foot on the mat while pointing at the ex-con Malakian. Malakian plays along and begins to laugh as he stares at Zandor with his rather bloodshot hazy eyes. Then as quick as lightning, Malakian sucker puches Zandor in the face. Spuddy goes flying out of the ring and the bell rings to start the match. Malakian gets Zandor back up and delivers a couple more lefts as he whips him into the ropes. Zandor comes back but hits Malakian with a shoulder block. Malakian goes down. Zandor drops and elbow on his chest and goes for a cover....1...kickout by Malakian.
Hank - From what I've heard, Malakian has quite the skills in a ring.
Michael D - What? When he's high??
Zandor pulls Malakian up and forces him back into the corner. He slaps him hard across the chest and then whips him into the far corner. Zandor follows in but gets a big boot to the jaw from Malakian. Zandor stumbles back before Malakian charges out and spears Zandor to the mat. He goes for a cover....1...2...kickout by Zandor. Malakian pulls Zandor to his feet and hits him with a series of rights before spinning around and hitting him with one final one causing a bouquet of flowers to pop out of Zandor's lab coat.
Hank - Where the heck does he keep this stuff?
Zandor picks up the flowers as he crawls on the mat. He looks up at Malakian and begs for mercy and offers him the flowers. Malakian looks detested as he grabs the flowers and begins to rip them up. As he does so, a liquid shoots from one of the flowers into Malakians eyes. Malakian drops the flowers and holds his hands in front of his face, obviously in pain. Zandor laughs and clotheslines a blind Malakian. He begins to stomp on him repeatedly before picking Malakian up and hitting him with a piledriver. Zandor then signals for the "Chemical Reaction". He climbs to the top rope for his signature guillotine leg drop. He jumps off and soars through the air but Malakian rolls out of the way and Zandor gets nothing but canvass. A squinting Malakian rolls next to Zandor and locks on the Blaze of Glory crossface. He puts on the pressure causing Prof. Zandor to tap out. The bell rings awarding Malakian the match but he keeps the Blaze of Glory locked in. The ref finally convinces Malakian to let go.
Hank - What a debut by Malakian!
Malakian rolls out of the ring and heads back up the ramp. Zandor recovers and finds Spuddy. He holds him tight as he yells at Malakian going back stage when suddenly someone slides in behind Zandor holding a steel chair covered in barbed wire. The man wears a long sleeveless trench coat (Duster) which touches the floor as he walks, and on the back the words ‘Violence & Bloodshed’ are sewn on it with the added effect of dripping blood. The last detail on that is that it is boarded around with barbed wire.
Hank - OH MY GOD! That's Rhuid!! He's here in the WoW!!
Zandor slowly turns around and gets kicked in the stomach followed by the "Silent Massacre" tiger driver. Rhuid picks Zandor up and sets him in a corner. He places the barbed wire steel chair in front of Zandor before climbing to the top rope across the ring from him. Rhuid flies off hitting the "Screams of the Silent" (a van-terminator), kicking the barbed wire steel chair directly into Zandor's face.
Hank - Did you see that!!!! What a move by Rhuid!
Michael D - Look at Zandor, he's busted right open.
Blood gushes from the forehead and face of Prof. Zandor. Rhuid stares down at him with an evil smile before picking up the chair and raising it in the air, staring directly into the camera.
Hank - Rhuid has finally made it into the WoW! He is definatly going to be one to contend with in the future.
Michael D - Yea, just ask Zandor.
Rhuid leaves the ring through the crowd in which he came. EMT's arrive on the scene and attend to Prof. Zandor and help him out of the ringside area.
Hank- Well now its time to open this mysterious envelope and see whats inside...
Hank makes a show of opening it. He reads.
Hank- The Brutality match set for Malice featuring Christian Wright and "The Franchise" Neo will be marked as a number one contenders match for the nWo Brutality Title!
Mike D.- Christian Wright will be thrilled!!
On cue, 'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, as Wright seems totally focused, walking over to top side of the ring, and leaping to the apron. Grabbing hold of the ropes, Wright leaps into the ring and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
Hank- Wright put up a hell of a fight to keep his nWo championship last week, but came up short. He doesn't look too unhappy, and here he is back in his old stomping grounds with a shot at Brutality Gold!
The lights dim in the arena as the slow, grim guitar opening for "Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace hits the PA. A few seconds later, the lyrics kick in.
"Do you worry that you're not liked?
Smoke fills the entranceway as the two most important lines in the song come over the speakers.
"Ordinary boy, ordinary name,
With that, red pyro explodes around the stage area as "The Franchise" Neo steps through the smoke, a cocky grin present on his face. The fans cheer wildly as he runs down to the ring, slides in under the bottom ropes, and jumps to one of the top turnbuckles and raises his right arm in a pose for the fans.
The music dies down as Christian Wright is outside tossing weapons into the ring. Neo watches as he throws in a chair, a garbage can and a big steel chain. Neo decides to go get some weapons himself.
Mike D- This is gonna get brutal Hank.
Hank- That was close Mike.
Neo rolls out of the ring to avoid Wright, who goes over to take something from Bohemoth. He looks down at it and grins, sliding it into his pants. Neo goes to grab the table. He sets it up in the corner of the ring, propped up against the turnbuckle as the Wright grabs the trash can. He dumps it over Neos head and runs up the table in the corner landing a cresendo kick into the garbage can. Neo falls down and rolls across the ring with his body in the trash can. Then Christian Wright heads up to the top rope and nails a flying elbow drop onto the trash can. He takes the can off from his head and makes the cover. 1, 2 and a kickout. Wright slaps the mat and yells at the referee while Neo makes it to his feet. The two start to slug it out as Christian Wright gets the upperhand. He whips Neo to the ropes and nails picture perfect belly to belly suplex. He signals for the boston crab as he sets him up. Neo with a small package. 1, 2 no a kickout.
Hank- Neo almost pulled a fast one on Wright.
Mike D- Oh no look!
Neo whips Wright into the table that is propped up in the corner. It doesn't break as the Wright just lays on it. Neo boots him on the stomach and lands the Showtime! THROUGH THE TABLE! Wright crumples, but as The Franchise goes for the cover, Wright pulls out the thing in his pants... a mini taser!! He shocks the hell out of Neo with his last burst of energy. Both men crumple on top of one another as the ref counts 1..2..3! Its a double pin!
Hank- This could mean that both of these men will face The Enforcer for the brutality title next week on Malice!!
Mike D.- I guess we'll find out later and we'll keep you posted!
Ring crews come out to clean up the mess as officials and EMTs help Wright and Neo to the backstage.
Hank- Does it seem odd to you that everyone's got tasers?
Michael D.- No, just a bit... electrifying.
Hank- Jeez, you're getting worse. Next up, WoW is presenting a special in ring face to face interview with Triple X and B-Pac! This should be very exciting! After their return at New Force Rising these two are going to have a lot to say to eachother."
The lights slowly dim as blue strobe lights flicker througout the arena. "Stillborn" by Black Label Society begins to play as smoke rises from the screen and B-Pac slowly emerges and makes his way down the ramp. As he slides in the ring under the bottom rope, he walks to the turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky. He then looks up the ramp awaiting Triple X.
"X Gon Give It To Ya" hits but only Morty comes down to the ring. He grabs a mic.
Morty - Sorry B-Pac. In light of recent happenings, X can't be here tonight because he's rebuilding his empire and getting rich once again. Or, he might just be at the arcade, I'm not too sure. BUT don't you worry, there is someone else who has a few words for you.
B-Pacs music hits once again and his intro starts over. Emerging from the back is Triple X wearing B-Pac's wrestling attire! Morty introduces him.
Morty - Introducing....X-PAC!!
B-Pac begins to snicker in the ring from the amusment factor. Before "X-Pac" can make it to the ring a team of lawyers stop him and pull Morty out of the ring. Prez Darren heads out with a mic.
Prez Darren - X! What are you doing?? You're gonna get us sued!
Just then a cell phone rings in Darren's pocket. He pulls it out and answers.
Prez Darren - Yes sir. Sorry sir. The problems being taken care of sir.
Prez Darren hangs up the phone and turns to X.
Prez Darren - That was Sean Waltmans lawyer. You're being sued, X.
X's face turns to dissapointment.
Triple X - Great, now I'm poor again.
Triple X and Prez Darren finally get in the ring with B-Pac. Triple X looks around at the crowd in Wheeling.
Triple X - The Cornerstone can't catch a friggin break. That's okay though. I've still got tapes of Wafer chokin' his pole in the janitor's closet. Oh yea, that's right.. I'll be rich again!
B-Pac - If money is what you're needing, X, you're in the right match. If you want to be rich again, all you have to do is show up. How hard can that be? Or are you not in good enough shape to be able to walk to the ring by yourself?
Triple X - Good enough shape? For the last year, The Cornerstone's been chasing around dirty little creatures, and when I wasn't worrying about Terry Funk and his family, I was taking care of chickens. Do you know how hard it is to catch a chicken? You've got to Load the shot gun, shoot it, then have your fat assistant go get it, and do whatever you do after it's killed. I'm getting tired just thinking about it. Whew.. hold on a second..
X walks over to the ropes, and leans up against them like he's out of breath.
Triple X - Anyways, Look at this miserable piece of crap-pac. He looks like the only weightlifting he's done was pushing his cow of a girlfriend off of him after she fell asleep on him with a breakfast burrito in her mouth. The Cornerstone could take him down bare handed, blind folded, and with my shoe lases untied.
Prez Darren then gets between B-Pac and Triple X with a microphone held up to his lips.
Prez Darren - B-Pac, is this true?
B-Pac - Of course not! I can't help Triple X has nubs for hands, sleepiness in his eye and lack of coordination to tie his shoes! If that were true, X, why don't you back it up?
Prez Darren - Triple X, what do you think about that?
Triple X - I wouldn't give B-Pac the honor of commenting on his miserable response.
Prez Darren - X, do you have any hard feelings towards B-Pac for abandoning the ELITE for ORS?
Triple X - The ORS, erm.. Original Roadhouse Sissys made the Cornerstone see things in a whole new way. I spent so much of my time worry free, knowing every WoW superstar feared, and respected me, and dared not to double cross the Cornerstone. B-Pac stabbed me, and Cheapshots in the back, and for the first time, I clearly saw how IGNORANT these chumps were. Smoke Dawg, B-Pac, and Other guy were three sissys in a club that had to have been the corniest faction of chumps ever assembled. Do I have hard feelings? Nah.. it's kind of like asking a mother if she hates her baby because he spit up on her pretty new dress. Baby's are stupid.. we all know that. Just like B-Pac. I don't hate him, or even care for that matter. He made a life long enemy that will never forget, but to be honost.. There's a saying that goes like.. If you can't beat em, join em. Well for B-Pac it goes like... If you can't hang, then fall. That's what he did, so I don't blame him.
B-Pac pushes Prez Darren out of the way and gets in Triple X's face.
B-Pac - Can you blame me? Why would anyone want to hang around you jackass bastards? If I'm gonna fall, it will definately not be by your doing!
WoW and nWo security hit the ring and seperate the two. As X is exiting the ring, he stops to say.
Triple X - This isn't over.
B-Pac laughs at him.
B-Pac - Don't tell me... tell yourself.
Prez Darren cuts in and begins to speak to both of them as they are being seperated.
Prez Darren - Are you kidding?? This is just beginning!! In fact, it begins NEXT WEEK!! Right here on Malice. It will be one on one...B-Pac versus Triple X! The winner will get a shot at the WoW Champion at Ring Wars!!
The crowd erupts at the announcement. Triple X and B-Pac both seem content with the decision to be able to tear eachother apart for a shot at the title.
Hank - B-Pac vs Triple X next week!! What a match!!
The show cuts backstage where Weltmeister is stretching for his match with Enforcer. Kurt Sharp is at his side when Prez Darren makes his way up to the two. Weltmeister and Sharp look at the WoW president and welcome him.
Kurt Sharp - Ahhh, President Darren. Nice of you to stop by. What can we do for you?
Prez Darren smiles and looks at the nWo title on Weltmeisters shoulder.
Prez Darren - Well, first off, I wanted to congratulate you Weltmeister on winning the nWo Championship. Looks like you did the right thing. The thing I DON'T understand is why did you not destroy Ichabod at the end of New Force Rising?? There's nothing I've wanted more then to see you Weltmeister, take the nWo title and destroy Ichabod. Well, it didn't quite work out that way did it?? Ichabod has MY WoW Championship now.
Kurt Sharp steps forward and looks Prez Darren in the eyes.
Kurt Sharp - What are you worried about?? Ichabod has been taken to who knows where. You may never see him again. It would be a shame if he couldn't make a scheduled title match now wouldn't it?
Prez Darren's clues in on what Kurt Sharp is trying to get at and nods with a huge smile on his face.
Prez Darren - You've just given me an idea. Next week, right here on Malice the WoW Championship will be on the line as Ichabod will go one on one with....Rose! And if Ichabod can't seem to make the match, then I guess the title will be forfitted to Rose.
Kurt Sharp smiles and the two shake hands. Prez Darren shakes Weltmeisters giant hand and thanks the two of the them.
Prez Darren - I'm going to take care of Ichabod one way or another. I've got a certain former WoW member who is just dying to get his hands on Ichabod, but I'm sure I wont have to resort to that.
The show cuts back to the arena.
Hank - Can you believe that?? Prez Darren is forcing Ichabod to defend the WoW title next week against Rose knowing full well Ichabod is missing.
Michael D - And if he doesn't make the match, the title automatically goes to Rose! Looks like we are going to have a NEW WoW Champion next week Hank.
Every light in the arena dims but not to an absolute black. A light from the rafters above the ring shines down a heavenly effect. Crawling in the Dark then hits the PA system, when the lead kicks in two white pyros go off either side of the entrance ramp and as the vocal then kicks in the sturdy figure of The Enforcer emerges from the thick smoke given off by the pyros. He holds his arms out in a crucifix style with eyes closed. As the next chorus kicks in his eyes open and arms drop before he breaks into a run toward the ring and toward the heavenly light shining down on it.
Hank-Welcome back and you join us here in time for the champion versus champion non title match between Weltmeister and Enforcer! Enforcer is in the ring and looking pretty confident, don't you think Mike?
Mike D-Yeah as confident as a guy who is about to go one on one with a seven foot green russian monster can look.....Herrrrrre's WELTY!
The lights in the arena suddenly turn off as the fans sit in darkness for a few seconds. With a large bang, all four ring posts explode in sparks and a flashes. The theme from "Terminator" plays as the arena lights turn back on to a bright red as Weltmeister and his manager, Kurt Sharp, walk out from the back. Weltmeister is led to the ring by Kurt and steps over the top rope before climbing to the second rope and flexing his giagantic arms before the crowd.
Both wrestlers are in the ring as the referee cautiously takes the nWo Championship belt from Weltmeister and the Brutality Title belt from Enforcer and passes both belts to the bell keeper. The ref waves as we hear the bell and the match is underway.
Hank- Just think Hank what IF Enforcer won this thing....it could be the biggest upset ever!
Mike D- Well Weltmeister is big and he would be upset so I guess this could be the biggest upset ever....
Hank-OH PLEASE! Weltmeisters powering Enforcer in the ring using his weight and height difference to his advantage.
Weltmeister grabs Enforcer and whips him into the rope, Enforcer bounces back to Weltmeister and Welt picks Zak up in a gorilla press. The crowd cheer as Weltmeister holds Zak in the position for a few moments then drops him onto the mat, Enforcer landing onto his chest before rolling and getting back to his feet. Weltmeister stalks Enforcer and goes to grabs Enforcer, but Zak ducks and gets to the back of Weltmeister and chopping blocks his legs from beneath him. Weltmeister falls back onto the mat as Enforcer runs into the ropes jumps onto the middle rope and hits a springboard moonsault on Weltmeister.
Hank-A true case of power versus speed here as Enforcer shows us his flying skills!
Weltmeister gets to his feet quickly slightly hobbling on his leg as Enforcer runs as Weltmeister. Enforcer goes for a dropkick and connects rocking Weltmeister, Enforcer hits another dropkick rocking Weltmeister even more, Enforcer goes for a third but Weltmeister catches his leg! Enforcer acting quick goes for an Enziguri but Weltmeister ducks it and catches Enforcer from behind and hits a release german suplex dropping Enforcer onto the back of his head! The crowd gasp at the move as Enforcer grabs ahold of his head and Weltmeister gets back to his feet again and drops an elbow onto the back of Enforcers neck!
Hank- Mike, that was a seven foot german suplex if that wouldn't snap your kneck then I don't know what would?
Mike D- Wow, Enforcer has to be feeling the hurt from that but you have to feel that dropkicks wont hurt Weltmeister much....I wouldn't want to be Enforcer right now!
Weltmeister grabs Enforcers hair and lifts him to his feet. He hooks Zaks head and arm and lifts him into a vertical suplex position falling back slamming Enforcer hard into the mat! Weltmeister goes for an early pin only for a one count! Weltmeister again lifts Enforcer to his feet and whips him into the corner! Weltmeister charges in and clotheslines Enforcer, catches him from falling and whips him into the other corner. Weltmeister attempts to follow this up with another clothesline but Enforcer moves from the corner sending Weltmeister hard into the buckles! Weltmeister hits them chest first and bounces out still on his feet as Enforcer races to the top rope and dives off flipping mid air catching Weltmeister with a standing Cygnus! Weltmeister falls to the mat as the fans explode and Enforcer goes for the pin...1...2...kick out by Weltmeister with authority sending Enforcer into the air! Both men climb to their feet as Enforcer connects with a punch on the nWo champion, and another rocking Weltmeister, Weltmeister hits out though connecting with a punch to Enforcer...both men stand dazed on their feet , but Enforcer hits out at Weltmeister with the Beat Rush connecting with six punches in a row each hitting Weltmeister in the head! Enforcer is pumped as he hits one more punch on Welmeister leaving the champ dazed on the ropes! Enforcer poses to the crowd and runs to the ropes where Weltmeister is, he goes for a 619 but Weltmeister moves and quickly kicks Enforcer who is now caught in the ropes! Weltmeister picks him up, Weltmeister in the ring, and Enforcer standing on the ring apron. Weltmeister grabs Enforcer by the throat, and does a thumbs down pose to which the fans give a mixed reaction!
Hank-My God you don't think that....
Mike-This is Weltmeister Hank, he'll do anything and I think we could see Enforcer picking up an injury here!
Weltmeister lifts up Enforcer and chokeslams off the ring apron onto the outside, Enforcer bounces as he hits the floor hard and rolls on the floor in pain laying half under the ring! The crowd go crazy as Weltmeisters chest raises and falls as if he's laughing! The ref in the ring continues to count as we see replays of Enforcers insane bump, Enforcer hasn't move from under the ring, all we can see are his legs poking from under the ring.......
Hank-It looks as if we might need some medical attention out here for our Brutality Champion, that was a bad bump on the head he took!
Mike-But it's his own fault surely he saw that Weltmeister wasn't hurt enough for him to hit the f@te?!?
Weltmeister climbs the top rope and hops down to the floor outside the ring near Enforcer. The referee goes to the outside and tries to bring Weltmeister into the ring but Weltmeister shoves the ref to the floor! He then turns to Enforcer and grabs the back of Enforcers trunks and pulls him from under the ring.Enforcer has a chair in his hand that he pulled from under the ring and strikes Weltmeister in the head with it sending the champ down! The crowd cheer as Enforcer throws the chair into the ring and gets Weltmeister back into the ring with the ref still on the outside holding his head. Enforcer picks the chair up again and strikes Weltmeister in the back with it, and again! Enforcer throws the chair from the ring and climbs the top rope...
Hank-Enforcer is up top and looks like he's going for the Flight of Fate!
Mike-Weltmeister looks hurt from those chair shots.....my god surely Enforcer can't win this but...what a match!
The crowd cheer as Enforcer signals for the FoF, but Kurt Sharp pushes Enforcer from the top rope sending the Brutality champ down onto the mat, alongisde Weltmeister! The ref slowly rolls into the ring as Weltmeister drops an arm over Enforcer..1.....2.....NO, kick out from Enforcer! Weltmeister gets to his feet look slightly annoyed as he gets Enforcer up and whips him into the rope, and connects with a big boot straight into Enforcers face! Weltmeister hurries lifting Enforcer up again and grabs Enforcer by the throat and lifts him in the air! The crowd cheer loudly as Weltmeister throws Enforcer down to the mat and signals for The Warhead!
Enforcer is pulled to his feet and whipped into the rope. Weltmeister casually walks to Enforcer and lifts him to the top rope! Tense shouts come from the crowd as Weltmeister begins to climb up to Enforcer, but Enforcer pushes Weltmeister from the rope sending Welmeister back to the ring hard! Enforcer jumps off dropping an elbow onto Weltmeister! Enforcer slowly makes his way up as does Weltmeister and both men confront each other, Weltmeister towering Enforcer as Enforcer goes to punch Weltmeister, blocked and Weltmeister whips Enforcer into the rope, Enforcer comes back and ducks a clothesline from Weltmeister, Welty turns around only to walk into a DDT from Enforcer!
Hank-Both men back onto the mat again and this has been a pretty even affair Mike.
Mike-It has indeed, and Enforcer is only making himself look more of a player in the nWo! BUT WAIT, Weltmeister just sat up and is back to his feet after been DDT'd..what a guy!
Weltmeister waits as Enforcer slowly gets to his feet, Welty grabs Enforcers by the waist and sets him up in a powerbomb position! Weltmeister hoists him up but Enforcer pushes on Welt's shoulders and turns it into a hurricanrana!
Hank- Enforcer with a second wind!
Welty pushes himself up and turns right into a "Trippple Threat" and "Beat Rush" from Reynolds, who finishes it off with "The Final Heaven!!" Weltmeister sways backward and falls to the mat completely stunned!
Michael D.- Weak moves alone, Hank, but combined it makes for a powerful finishing set of maneauvers!
Enforcer goes for the pin 1..2..3!! Enforcer has done it! Sharp looks disgusted as Enforcer tosses him a wink and makes a "roll camera" motion with his hands and walks out. Sharp gets in the ring and checks on Weltmeister, who gets up in a rage. He grabs his nWo title and flings it out of the ring. He slides out and starts grabbing chairs and flinging them all around. Security rushes out and restrains him, but he tosses them off easily. More and more security rushes out to restrain Weltmeister and they finally subdue him. The officials lead him up the ramp complacantly, with Kurt Sharp hurrying along behind... but Weltmeister surprises them at the top of the ramp! He slings crew and officials off the stage as Sharp tries to calm him. Its no use, Weltmeister has lost it!
Hank- What the hell?! Someone stop him!
Michael D.- He's had fifty guys on him, who can stop him???
Suddenly, the Tuxedos rush out and attack with the Taser's again! Weltmeister goes down after a long fight against the voltage. Sharp looks stunned as the Tuxedos return backstage. The officials cautiously approach Weltmeister and, satisfied that he is really out, help Sharp drag him backstage.
Hank- Wow, I don't know whether we should be grateful for the tuxedos or not, Mike.
Mike D.- Be grateful, Hank, because now we get to move on with our main event, the Tag Team Ladder Match!!
Just then the lights go dim and start to flash blue and then "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica hits the PA System.
Mike D- Who's this?
The lights stay dark with blue flashes as "Grade A" PKA, "All Power" Adam Payne, and Ash make their way out onto the stage. PKA and Payne both hold their NWO Tag Team Titles around their waists and have their WCCW Tag Team Titles as well, Payne's over his shoulder and PKA's hanging out the front of his pants! As they get into the ring, they place the belts on the ring hanging from the ceiling and watch it rise back up thirty feet above the ring.
Mike D- Its Aggravated Assault, with new music!
They walk down the ramp and slide into the ring. PKA holds the ropes for Ash though, as she goes up the steps and goes through the ropes. PKA demands a microphone from the ring announcer.
PKA- Cut the damn music!!
PKA- All right, everybody here listen up! I'm out here to make a statement that everyone needs to hear. Now, as of late, Aggravated Assault hasn't been doing too well. We've been losing matches and that's just not the way it should be!
The crowd cheers.
PKA- SHUT UP! ITS NOT HOW IT SHOULD BE! We are winners! I .. I am a winner! I mean DAMN.. Adam Payne lost to The Enforcer!! And I lost a match in which I no longer have my International Championship.. WHICH.. might I add, that I never was pinned nor did I tap out.. therefore I should get some kind of a rematch against Shane Ryder. But that's not the reason that I'm on the mic, you see, things are going to change from now on. And those changes, start .. TONIGHT! I spoke to Ichabod last week after my match at New Force Rising, and he Ok'd this, that every single match I'm involved in be No Disqualification. I'm "Grade A" PKA damnit, I'm Ultra F'n Violent! And lately, things haven't quite been that way because of stupid regular matches that nobody even cares about. From now on, each and every match that I'm in, is No DQ! Including.. Tonight's match. But as you can see its not just a No DQ match, by request of your's truly, its been transformed into a..Ladder match.
The Crowd cheers.
PKA- ..A ladder match, in which myself and Adam Payne over there will completely destroy QVC members Shane Ryder and Quake!
The crowd boos!!
PKA- Bet your asses on that! There's nothing that's going to stop us from retaining our NWO Tag Team Titles.. hell, we are Tag Team Champions in two feds, we're the best Tag Team around today and we will continue to prove it week in and week out. So, now that I've graced all of you low lifes with my presence..
Adam Payne- Quake, Ryder! You can bring your good luck charms, because we're bringin' da pain!!
Hank- No DQ matches from now on for Aggravated Assault and tonight is officially a ladder match! We can see the titles hanging above the ring
Payne drops the microphone and the three all start to discuss their strategy for the match.
"Party Up" plays and Quake and Ryder make their way straight out from the curtains and walk casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising certain products endorsed by QVC, including the Christmas special, the Q-VCR! In the ring they pose on the turnbuckle applauding the crowd.
Quake and PKA go to their corners as Ryder an Payne size one another up. They run in and lock it up, and Adam Payne gets the upper hand. He throws on a full nelson, and turns it into a full nelson slam! Both men roll out of the ring simultaneously. Ryder slams Payne's face on the ring apron, then goes under the ring. He comes out with a ladder. He grabs Payne, but Payne smacks him in the face with a shovel and grabs the back of Ryders head. He rams Ryder face first into the ladder. Payne climbs the ladder and sets up a moonsault, but Ryder spears the ladder. Payne plummets into the crowd, as the fans gasp and scream. Payne lands hard, and Ryder starts to go after him. He gets halfway over the security rail when PKA hits him with a lead pipe.
How long 'til you break?
You're happy 'cause you smile,
But how much can you fake?"
But ordinary's just not good enough today..."
