The scene opens up to a limo pulling up outside the arena. The driver gets out and opens the door, a tall man steps out pulling down his sunglasses reveals it to be Maxx Pain. Maxx acts like he is going to slap the driver, making him flintch in fear, Maxx then laughs and puts his sunglasses back on and walks into the building. The scene fades out.....
A matrix style culmination of letters and numbers form the nWo logo. From there the logo morphs into the WoW logo then begin to dicipate once again. The charachters fly around on the screen until they form the shape of a man. Color is added to the man and it is none other then the President of the WoW, Darren Zillaman. The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, NJ. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features darkgreen lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. In the foreground, 13 Stitches is there playing their new official WoW theme, "The Violent".
Hank- Welcome to the last Malice before Ring Wars!!!
Michael D.- What a hell of a lineup we have tonight! Almost every title on the line here, culminating in a match featuring Ichabod and Rose for the WoW Championship!
"X gon' give it to ya!" hits the PA. Triple X comes from behind the curtains with a suspicious look on his face. He quickly makes it to the ring. Already in his "Booty Knocker" labeled black and white ref shirt, he grabs the mic and begins to speak.
Triple X - There's all this talk going on about these damn mystery men, and who they really are. According to WoW news and rumours some very influential person says it's the Cornerstone. Listen noodle heads... I am NOT.. apart of this group of bondage fetish lovin' sissys. The only reason I had a ski mask in my pocket last week was because B-Pac dared me to rob a liquor store. The Cornerstone never turns down a dare, and I scored a cool fifty.
X pauses and rubs his chin
Triple X - Speaking of B-Pac... Come on out here Pac, we've got to discuss a few things.
B-Pac walks out onto the ramp still in his street clothes with a mic in his hand. The crowd boos
Triple X - Pac, We've been through alot man.. You were apart of the Elite's most memorable run. And you were the first man with the pecans big enough to screw the Cornerstone. I've got one question for ya.. Is it you?
B-Pac - What are you talking about X? You don't trust me?
The crowd chants for X to say no. He looks around the arena as if he's looking for the right answer.
B-Pac - Listen, Listen damnit. I know why you might speculate something like that X. But if I wanted to kick your ass. I wouldn't go through the trouble of locking Ichabod in a trunk and parading around in a damn mask. Yea we've got a bad history X, but now that I think about it.. There's not anyone in nWo or WoW that I can think of with a worse history with Ichabod... than you!
The crowd suddenly turns on X leaving his speechless in the ring
B-Pac - The question is... X.. is it you? I know for a fact that I'M not one of the three mystery guys, so if you are.. then obviously you're rubbing me out. Is that the case X?
Triple X - Alright Pac. If you say it's not you, it's not you. The Cornerstone knows how it is to have to look over your back every second.
B-Pac - X, I promise you that when you're looking over your back. The only thing you're going to see is me watching out for you... and I guess I'll just have to trust you'll do the same.
Pac exits the arena. X shakes his head, and follows him out.
Hank - "Looks like there me a little trouble among the Elite."
Hank - The nWo and WOW have never been bigger! 5 titles on the line tonight! A Debut Match for some new Talent! PKA takes on on of the Tuxedos! And this! 'We Can Dance if We Want To' hits the PA and The three competitiors for the battle f wis match come out dawning a clipbaord, a piece of paper, and a pen. They all dance thier way to the ring and sit in the desks provided. Shortly after, Homeless Joe out with another clipboard. Michael D - Homeless Joe has been picked to administer this test. Hank - And Immel dressed up like a nerd just for the match! Michael D - Hank... he's not dressed up. The bell is sounded. Homeless Joe read the first question. Homeless Joe - Question one. The United States. What is the state motto of California? On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question two. Music. Which group performed the hit, '1979'? On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question three. nWo/WOW History. Who was the first nWo Champion. On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question four. Math. What is the square root of 144. On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question five. Religion. In Christianity, what was the name of Jesus' Mother? On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question six. Mythology. Who was Troy's hero before it fell? On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question seven. Movies. Name three Robin Williams' movies. On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question eight. The German Language. Translate : Du ist nicht klug. On the Papers On the Papers Homeless Joe - Question ten. Final Question. Sports. Who won the Third Super Bowl? On the Papers Homeless Joe gathers the tests and grades them. The scores. Martin - 10. 9 missed. Immel - 0. None missed. 100 point nerd pentalty. Ralph - -500. 10 Missed. 400 point Ralph Pentalty. Martin - I win. Prophet Martin picks up Immel and puts him in the Cray Joe special and wins. The desks are cleaned out and Hank suddenly gets up and walks to the ring. Michael D - Where's he going? Hank pics up a mic. Hank - Ladies and gents, we got a pretty good segment lined up here for you. For the first time since Evolution ladies and Gentleman, the former nWo Champion, THE MAINSREAMER!! The crowd roars. 'Look into my Eyes' by Bone thugz in Harmony hits the PA and The Mainstreamer comes out. Slightly more in shape he walks down to the ring shaking hands with the fans. He stops in front of the camera man and poses. He gets into the ring as the fans still cheer. Michael D - This doesn't seem like the same Mainstreamer that wonte Run of the Mill. Looks like Hank is getting an interview! That's a first for the Mainstreamer. Hank - Thank you for being here Mainstreamer. I was surprised that you actually took up our offer on an interview. The Mainstreamer - Well, Hank, I have some things I need to say. Hank - Well, we have some things we want to hear. The Mainstreamer - Well first and foremost, I feel the need to apologize for some of the things I've done in he past. Espically some of the actions I was responsible for before the Run of the Mill Match. The crowd grows silent. Michael D - Wow. The Mainstreamer - I don't want to get into the details, but I am a different person than I was. I'm not this uncaring... evil person. I'm the Mainstreamer of old. I'm the Mainstreamer that used to believe in fairness and respect. One that cares about the fans. The fans begin to cheer. The Mainstreamer smiles at them. Hank - Mainstreamer, do you mind if we ask you a few questions. The Mainstreamer - Go ahead. Hank - First, why were you gone for so long. The Mainstreamer - Well, I had to get my ear fixed. The Mainstreamer laughs as he points at a perfect ear, which had been shot off in the Run of the Mill. he Mainstreamer - Plus I had to let some stuff sink in, and I decided to search myself. See if I was happy with who I was. I founs that I wasn't. Hank - Well what about the World Title. You won it and just... gave it to Quake. The wrestling world has been wondering for months now why you did that. The Mainstreamer - Well, at the time... 'Party Up' by DMX hits the PA. The fans begins to boo loudly as Quake pops out of the curtian with a microphone. He looks at all the fans. Quake - So you mean to tell me you boo me.... The best damn Television Champion this federation has ever seen, but you cheer for this... chump in the ring? The fans erupt for The Mainstreamer. Quake paces back and forth angry with the reaction. The Mainstreamer - Looks like they've grown displeased with you. Quake - NOBODY ASKED YOU STREAMER!! I hate this! Since I've been here, you I've been at the top of the game. I've held the Television Title for 6 months. 6 MONTHS!!! What have you ever done? The Mainstreamer - Ohh... I don't know, held the Televsion Title... The Tag Titles Twice, won Run of the Mill, nd uh, what was that other thing? Oh yeah, actually won the nWo Championship. The crowd pops and Quake turns bright red. The Mainstreamer laughs. Quake - That's real good. Whoopity doo. You win, take a break. Win, take a break. Where's your stanima at? The Mainstreamer laughs. The crowd boos Quake. Michael D - Quake needs to go to the back. This isn't the place or the time. Hank - Quake, we're tryng to conduct an interview... The Mainstreamer - How about this Quake. If I recall right, all former champions get a rematch. I was, at one point, The Television Champion. In fact, the one before you. So it seems I'm well overdue for my Television Title Rematch. The crowd cheers wildly. The Mainstreamer - So after Ring Wars, I'm using my right to a rematch. If you still have the title after Ring Wars, the next Malice will be me and you one on one for your title. The crowd goes wild. The Mainstreamer - And if you lose the title... we'll just have the match anyway. Quake - You'll get your match Streamer... but I want a Television Set Match. You can't beatme at my own game. The Mainstreamer - No sweat. The crowd goes wild. Quake's music hits and he returns to the back. The Mainstreamer hands his mic back to Hank and begins walking to the back. As the Mainstreamer hits the ramp A sudden taser is jabbed into his side. Michael D - Not Mystery again! Not to The Mainstreamer! Three of the Mystery guys are out and begin tasering the living hell out of Mainstreamer who continulessly tries to fight back. Ten or so seperate taser shots prove too be too much. The Mainstreamer goes down, and an extra beating ensues. Three chairs are produced and The Mainstreamer's head gets alternating head shots. Blood begins to flow. Security begins to run out but the guards get tasered down like flies. Mystery gives a defenseless Mainstreamer more chair shots to the head until they grow board and walk thier way out, flashing tasers at the fans. Medics come out and The Mainstreamer is put on a strecher. The guards are helped up, as the silent arena waits, wondering what to do. Hank - I really didn't expect that. Michael D - We'll try to get back with a status report on that.
Hank- Next up is our classic debut Fatal Fourway!
Anarchy, Seth Raide, Josh Cleaver and Tsunami will battle it out to one fall to see who is the top newbie in nWo!
The four men are already in the ring as the bell sounds for this debut match!
Cleaver starts off the match by slamming into Anarchy with a preemptive spear, knocking him on his ass, but Cleaver rolls away from the pin. Tsunami and Raide are trading right hands until Raide finally clotheslines Tsunami over the top rope. He turns and runs to where Cleaver is picking Anarchy up by the hair, and does a beautiful dropkick right in Cleaver's face. Anarchy is to his feet and sweeps Raides feet from under him, going for the first pin of the match 1..2. Raide kicks out.
Hank- They call Anarchy "The Age of Terror!" I think we may find out why.
Raide and Anarchy back to their feet, but Anarchy gets a lowblow from behind from Josh Cleaver. Anarchy crumples as Cleaver leaps over him and nails a kick into the gut of Seth Raide. He follows up with a headscissor kick. Cleaver climbs the rope above the two fallen men, but Tsunami grabs the rope from the outside, causing Cleaver to fall astride the turnbuckle sack first. Cleaver falls over to the outside.
Mike D.- You hate to see that happen Hank... mainly because it hurts to see it.
Tsunami climbs in and goes to cover Anarchy, but Seth Raide breaks up the pin. He pulls Tsunami up and whips him into the ropes, following up with a hard knee lift. Anarchy is to his feet and grabs Raide from behind in a Dragon Sleeper. Raide struggles with the hold until Tsunami clotheslines Anarchy off him. Cleaver is climbing back into the ring and assesses the action before grabbing Raide and whipping him into the corner. He follows with a big splash and Raide is down and out.
Hank- This isn't looking good for Raide
Rather than pin him, Cleaver turns to where Anarchy is laying in knife edged chops to the chest of Tsunami. He grabs Tsunami from behind and plants him with an overhead belly to back suplex. Cleaver rolls on top of Tsunami for a 2 count, but Anarchy breaks it up. Raide is to his feet again and flies across the ring at Anarchy, driving him to a corner with a back elbow smash. He mounts Anarchy in the corner and punches him in the head while the fans count 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! He jumps down and pushes Anarchy to the top rope, climbing up behind him.
Mike D.- High impact move coming up here!
Cleaver has Tsunami up and executes a sitdown powerbomb for the pin, but at that moment, Seth Raide sends Anarchy across the ring with a superplex right on top of Cleaver and Tsunami. He leaps off for a frog splash and makes the cover on Tsunami 1..2..3!
Hank- What a hell of a debut for Seth Raide!
Mike D.- As these four men clear out we get ready to declare a captain for ring wars as Enforcer takes on Neo in a Brutality title defense!
The lights dim in the arena as the slow, grim guitar opening for "Superman's Dead" by Our Lady Peace hits the PA. A few seconds later, the lyrics kick in.
"Do you worry that you're not liked?
Smoke fills the entranceway as the two most important lines in the song come over the speakers.
With that, red pyro explodes around the stage area as "The Franchise" Neo steps through the smoke, a cocky grin present on his face. The fans cheer wildly as he runs down to the ring, slides in under the bottom ropes, and jumps to one of the top turnbuckles and raises his right arm in a pose for the fans.
Every light in the arena dims but not to an absolute black. A light from the rafters above the ring shines down a heavenly effect. Crawling in the Dark then hits the PA system, when the lead kicks in two white pyros go off either side of the entrance ramp and as the vocal then kicks in the sturdy figure of The Enforcer emerges from the thick smoke given off by the pyros. He holds his arms out in a crucifix style with eyes closed. As the next chorus kicks in his eyes open and arms drop before he breaks into a run toward the ring and toward the heavenly light shining down on it.
The match starts quickly as Neo nails the champ with a double axehandle just as he's sliding into the ring. He continues to pound on Enforcer before pulling him up and tossing him right back over the ropes. He slides out and drags him over to the security barrier and slams his face on it. He tosses him into the crowd and climbs over the barrier. But Enforcer suddenly comes up with an uppercut, sending Neo back toward the barrier.
Hank- Good thing, I thought this one was going to get out of control much too soon.
Enforcer nails a dropkick, sending Neo back over the barrier, and instead of falling on his back, Enforcer is caught by a couple of fans who slingshot him over the barrier into a nice flying elbow drop. He covers 1..2.. Neo kicks out!
Michael D.- I guess you can say the fans really get behind Enforcer!
Enforcer grabs up a chair and lays into Neo with it, beating him about the head, face, and chest. Finally he folds it around Neo's leg and leaps up onto the security barrier and leaps off with a big leg drop. Neo yells in pain as Enforcer grabs the injured leg and drags him over to the steel steps. He lays the leg across the steps and begins to stomp on the knee as Neo cries out in agony. Enforcer climbs up the turnbuckle and makes to leap off, but Neo rolls out of the way. Enforcer hits the steps and iti sounds like he cracked a rib!
Hank- Its going to be hard to continue with an injury like that.
Michael D.- Think of Neo's leg!
Neo is stumbling around trying to get into the ring with his tore up leg. Enforcer is getting to his feet rubbing his chest. Neo rolls into the ring, but Enforcer comes over and drags him out by his injured leg. Neo slams on the floor hard as Enforcer lands a couple of stomps to his face. Neo holds his face as Enforcer reaches under the ring and pulls out a box of roofing tacks. He turns them on the side and rears back to kick the shit out them into the side of The Franchise's head. Franchise rears up yelling as several of the tacks stick into the side of his head and face. One has pierced his ear and hangs like an overlarge sadists ornament.
Michael D.- This is why I love the Brutality Division, Hank.
Neo is to his feet and trying to tug the tacks out as blood begins to trickle down that side of his face. Enforcer lifts him up to one shoulder and torpedos his head against one of the turnposts. Franchise falls as Enforcer retrieves the box of nails. He lays them on Neo's chest and covers them with the chair, then climbs up the turnbuckle nailing the Flight of Fate!
Hank- Its over!!
Enforcer with the pin 1..2...3! Enforcer retains the brutality title and becomes a captain at Ring Wars! Franchise has to be helped out after Enforcer exits.
Mike D.- We got the International Title coming up next folks and another captain decided!
'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out, Bohemoth close behind him. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a
'WHOO!' as Bohemoth behind him points to Wright. The two walk down the aisle, as Wright seems totally different. He walks to a sign
that says he will turn your frown upside down, and smiles. He jumps into the ring and waits on Ryder.
Michael D - Here he is, the former nWo Champion, Christian Wright, with a... new personality.
"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. The International Champion walks out and down the ramp, and pyros light up to
spell 'Da Ruff One'. The crowd goes crazy with jeers and cheers for Shane Ryder as he strolls towards the ring, rolling in, and
having a look around at the fans with a smirk on his face as the music dies.
Hank - This is an important match. The winner gets his own team at Ring Wars.
THe bell rings and Ryder charges with a huge knee to CW's stomach. CW bends over and grabs his stomach. Ryder
bounces off the rope and drops a axe kick on the back of CW's head. Wright hits the ground and Ryder yells out.
Hank - Man! Ryder is pumped!
Ryder turns around and sees Wright getting back to his feet. Wright charges and gets a kick to the chin. Ryder
picks Wright up and positions him for a suplex. Ryder gets him up and hold him there.
Michael D - Ryder is letting all that blood rush to Wrights head.
Ryder drop Wright. Wright hits, and rolls out of the ring. He shakes his head and sees Ryder coming at him
through the ropes. Wright sidesteps just in time. Ryder crashes hard against the barrier. Wright gathers himself and picks Ryder
up. He picks up Ryder and gives him a snake eyes on the barrier. The ref yells out the count. Wright rolls in and break the
count. Ryder starts to get up but is struck with Wright's left hand. Ryder is rolled back into the ring. Ryder rolls in and gets
on all fours. As he stands, Wright catapults himself off the rope and nails Ryder. Instead of a cover, Wright goes for Ryder's
legs. Figure four. Ryder is in the middle of the ring and yells.
Hank - This looks like it's going to shape up to be another epic battle in the Ryder/Wright history.
Ryder starts trying to flip it over. Wright fights it. Te fans cheer wildly. One big turn and Wright is
flipped over. Ryder breathes a sigh of relief and Wright begins to feel the pain. But he's close to the rope. He struggles and
eventually grabs the rope. Ryder lets go and tries to shake the pain out of his leg. Wright gets up slowly. Before he makes it
all the way up, Ryder introduces him to the double axe handle. Wright hits the mat. Ryder picks him up and hits a snap suplex.
Wright trys to bounce up when he hits, but Ryder is too fast and nails the 'Lights Out.' He flips over Wright for the cover.
1....2...KICK OUT! Ryder gets angry and pulls Wright up. He whips Wright into the rope. Wright comes back and is met with a
spinning sidewalk slam. Wright Cringes as ryder climbs the rope and poses for the 'Ruff Ryder's Anthem.' Wright gets up. Ryder
jumps. Wright grabs jumps and hits a dropkick while Ryder is in midflight. Wright lands on his head. Ryder hits the ground hard.
Both men are down. The ref starts to count. 1.....2.....3....4
Hank - This match is reall good so far. I can't pick a winner.
Michael D - There's a lot on the line here.
5.....6....7....8 Wright gets up on 8 with Ryder almost there. Wright quickly goes and kicks Ryder down. Wright
shakes his head. He picks up Ryder. He sets up Ryder and delivers a piledriver. He goes to cover. 1...kick out. Wright gets up
and bounces of the rope and hits a jumping knee into the chest of Ryder. Ryder grabs his chest, but Wright pick him up and sets him
up for another piledriver. Ryder counters with a back body drop, but Wright lands on his feet. Ryder doesn't know it and Wright
hits the Defbulator, which dropd Ryder to the mat, grabbign his leg. Wright Drops down and applies another figure four. Ryder
screams.
Michael D - This could be it!
Ryder tries to flip Wright over, but his leg hurts too much. He lays back and the ref counts to two and Ryder
sits up. He gets an idea. He lays back down and the ref counts to two again. Ryder sits p quickly and swings out. He nails
Wright with a sharp right hand and Wright loosens the hold. Ryder scrambles out and hops around trying to fix his leg. Wright gets
up and drops Ryder with a superkick. He picks Ryder up, and sets up the call of nature. He picks him up and hits. 1...2..Ryder's
foot is on the rope! Wright drops his head. He picks Ryder up and sets him up in a DVD. He hits and Ryder seems to have went
limp. Wright gets to the top rope and jumps off and nails a 540 Elbow drop. He goes for the cover. 1....2....3.
Hank - What a match! Wright is the new International Champion.
Michael D - But Wright just pulled it off. Don't be surprised to see these to go at it again in the near future.
Well, either way, props to both men.
The show fades in to a white screen. A man with a black hoodie, with the hood up, black pants with purple flames going up the sides, a purple ring on his right hand, and black shoes on walks up on screen. His claw-like hands and face are black, not African American Black, Black black, and you can see his all purple eyes. The man speaks.
Shady - "Well well. It looks like I've appeard to the WoW. Heh. Looks like it's time for me to show you all what true darkness is. Darkness is an element. It can be used for good, or evil. As I've used the element of darkness, I've made things happen."
The ring glows. The screen becomes black. You can see the man's purple eyes glow.
Shady -"In the darkness lies all of your fears. What you people don't know, is that I can control fear as I control darkness. Light is not my enemy, for light can be served as an ally."
The screen glows brighter. You can't see anything for a moment. Shady reappears on screen.
Shady - "When I come to the WoW, Darkness will follow me, for I control it. So I end this little tid bit with this..."
The screen start showing dark purple fadeing in around something. "The darkness is coming. You'll now know when" The purple screen shows the name Shady in black, and shows the Ring Wars PPV logo. The screen fades.
Hank - "Shady is on his way to the WoW? Looks like Brimstone may have some supernatural competition."
Michael. D - This is the match, that I have been waiting for, the TV Title match, pitting Johnny Vain against the reigning champion Quake!
Hank - This one has been going back and forth over the past week, both competitors sniping at each other, so Michael, whose your pick!?
Michael. D - Im gonna have to say Quake, he has been playing alot of mind games, by making comments about Johnny Vains liftstyle, this may of really gotten to Vain and could cause him to move off focus!
Hank - Anyways, lets go to ringside for the entrances!
'Saturday Night Special' blasts throughout the arena as Johnny Vain steps out on stage in his usual black jeans and trademarked t-shirt with his Johnny Vain logo on it. He curls his lip as he looks from one side of the arena to the other. He nods his head and rushes down to the ring as he slides in under the bottom rope and raises both arms into the air. He nods satisfyingly as his music fades out.
Michael. D - Johnny Vain is surely looking pumped for this match, but is he focused!?
Hank - Yeah, I think he is!
Party Up plays and Quake makes his way straight out from the curtains and walks casually to the ring, heating up the crowd with signs advertising certain products endorsed by QVC! In the ring he poses on the turnbuckle applaudes the crowd......
Hank - This is gonna be a great match!
Quake and Johnny Vain go eye to eye as the verbal confrontation starts, Quake slaps Johnny Vain with a right hand, Johnny turns back and motions a smile then comes at Quake with right after right, Quake fires back and gets the advantage, he knocks Vain back then charges at him, Vain moves and Quake runs shoulder first into the turnbuckle, Johnny Vain then kicks Quake up the ass and Quake falls out of the ring!
Michael. D - Oh My!!
Hank - Listen to the crowd, they are laughing at Quake, this must be driving him wild!
Johnny Vain taunts Quake to get back into the ring and Quake slides in and attacks Vain, knees to the mid-section of Johnny then tosses him on the floor, he goes down and beats Johnny Vain across the back with stomps and knees, Quake picks him up and irish whips him into the corner, he then charges again and this time connects with a vicious spear into the corner!
Hank - Well, we now know Quakes game plan was to work on the upper body of Johnny Vain!
Michael. D - I told you, Quake has got this in the bag!
Hank - Dont count Johnny Vain out just yet!
Quake is now taunting Johnny Vain!
Quake - Come on Pretty Boy! Im gonna give you a good whooping!
Johnny Vain looks up and with a burst of energy throws himself at Quake taking him down and he begins pummeling Quake on the floor, Quake tries to block but to no advantage, Johnny Vain gets up and moves himself into the corner, Quake gets back to his feet and shakes away the cobwebs, he turns around and is met by a flying clothesline!
Hank - I guess Johnny Vain is more focused then we both thought!
Both competitors are laying on the floor, Quake is first back to his feet and Vain shortly after, they again trade punches and Quake sends Vain to the ropes, Quake tries a big boot but Vain ducks under, he comes back at Quake but is caught, and Quake drives him to the mat with a powerslam. Quake jumps back up to his feet and laughs at the fallen Johnny Vain!
Michael. D - Already this has been a great match, but why isnt Quake going for the cover, Vain is out of it!
Hank - I dont no, Quake must be very confident!
Quake picks Vain up but receives a eye rake, Quake stumbles back then runs at Vain he pulls the rope down and Quake falls to the outside. Vain gets back up and baseball slides Quake who falls back to the barrier, Johnny Vain then leaps over the top rope and onto Quake, Johnny Vain somehow gets back to his feet and Quake is laying out on the floor, now Vain starts with a barrage of punches and kicks to Quake, he picks up him and irish whips him into the apron, Quake then gets into the ring before the 10 count can end, Vain follows and continues on Quake, he picks him up to his feet and drives him to the mat with a dangerous DDT!
Hank - Oh My God! Quake could be out cold.
Johnny Vain goes for the pin......one......two....... and Quake kicks out.
Michael. D - That was a long two count in my opinion, we should have a new champion!
Vain looks up at the referee in disbelief, then turns back to Quake who is nearly back to his feet, Johnny runs at Quake but gets knocked down with a kick straight to the face, he picks Vain up and signals to the crowd!
Hank - This is it, Quake is gonna finish Johnny Vain!
Quake looks like he is about to hit the AfterShock on Vain but Vain gets out of the hold, then tries to attack Quake but gets nailed with the Bad Vibrations!
Michael. D - Thats it! Thats it!! Vain is completely out.
Quake goes for the cover.....one....two....thr......Quake looks up but the referee has stopped the count, we look over and see Johnny Vains foot is actually on the ropes.
Martin - MAD HOES!!
Immel - Ureka!!
Ralph - Big Show?
Martin - Your mom
Immel - The Smashing Pumpkins
Ralph - Goldfish Don't Bounce
Martin - IMMMELLLLLL!!!
Immel - Richard Gazinya
Ralph - Big Show?
Martin - That's mad hard
Immel - 12
Ralph - I like pie.
Martin - Who gives a fuck?
Immel - Mary.
Ralph - Adam Sandler
Martin - Jesus Christ
Immel - Hector
Ralph - Big Show?
Martin - Girls Gone Wild on Martin's Block, Debbie does Martin, Mad Hoes : Volume Three
Immel - Bicentenial Man, Good Morning Vietnam, One Hour Photo
Ralph - The Lion King
Martin - It means... mad monies for martin.
Immel - You are unintellegent.
Ralph - What's a German? Homeless Joe - Question nine. Comics. Who is the creator of Dilbert?
Martin - Immel's cousin... Irmel
Immel - Scott Adams
Ralph - I look like Dilbert
Martin - Jets... NYC.. represent
Immel - The Jets
Ralph - The Antlanta Braves
How long 'til you break?
You're happy 'cause you smile,
But how much can you fake?"
"Ordinary boy, ordinary name,
But ordinary's just not good enough today..."