The videotron takes us to an island setting on a sunny day. Sweet Cheapshots lounges on a bamboo lounge chair sporting sunglasses and swim trunks. His nose is covered with blue tanning lotion. His trunks have bills sticking out of them all over and Cheap is grinning.
Cheapshots- Ah, we are one week removed from Gladiator and here The Cheap 1 sits, relaxed, calm, and cool. Tell The Cheap 1, Triple X. How did it feel when Sweet Dirty C gave you the ass whipping of a lifetime? For the love of Cheaps no one on this planet has kicked your ass so bad. You was left lying in a pool of your own blood wondering why. Why did you do it Cheapshots? Well let Cheapshots tell you why! As you can see from the scenery I am currently enjoying a very lush and beautiful tropical island. Hell, Triple X I BOUGHT this Tropical Island with the money Darren payed me to kick your ass. Sure the Elite is for life but damn it! I AM THE ELITE! There can only be one elite and that is me, Sweet Dirty C!
Suddenly from off camera a local island boy enters the scene carrying a small pad and pencil. He speaks some island jibberish and awaits Cheapshots' answer. The Cheap 1 looks at him with a pissed off glare and mutters something back in island jibberish. The boy writes it down and scoots off camera in a hurry.
Cheapshots- As I was saying Triple X, I am the Elite of the sports entertainment world and to be honest....it was easy giving you the beating you deserved. For to long you stole MY spotlight! For to long you took my ideas and made people think they was your own! What? You don't know what I am talking about you say? Well, think about Smokey T. Monkey. Who gave you that idea? The blue screen hijinks? All mine! Everything you ever did that was worth a damn was because of me! the worst of them all was your new looks when you came back to WoW. You went from looking like a goofy Super Shreeder from Teenage Muntant Ninja turtles to a guy that every girl wanted! Everything is you shit as carrer that was good belongs to me! Even your reign as undisputed champion! You begged The Cheap 1 to take it easy on you so that you could have it! And what did you do to repay me? NOTHING! So you see X it was easy....DAMN EASY...to beat you down like the monkey that you are!
Just then the island boy comes back with a tray with a drink on it. Cheapshots pays no mind to him and mutters something in island jibberish and holds out his hand. Much to his surprise the voice that responds does not speak jibberish.
Triple X- I believe you ordered a nice big glass of getting your chump ass kicked!"
Cheapshots looks up surprised but it is to late. Triple X complete with island boy attire smashes a large glass pitcher over The cheap 1's head.
Triple X- Does that bring back any memories Cheapshits?
Triple X continues to lay the smackdown on Cheapshots with thunderous stomps to the head. He picks the ol' cheap bastard up and drags him by his hair down to the ocean side. He quickly produces a shard of glass, most likely from the picture and carves an X in The Cheap 1's forehead. Triple X begins to trash talk Cheapshots as blood runs down from his forehead.
Triple X- Awww, X feels bad for cutting you. Well X be damned if he doesn't try to make your boo-booo better. I always heard that salt water helps out deeps cuts. Hold your breath Cheapy!
X drags Cheapshots knee deep into the ocean and pushes his face into the water. The Cheap 1 begins to squirm but X holds him there for a few seconds continuing the trash talking.
Triple X- No wait, X forgot! Salt water and wounds hurt when combined. Here let's get you outta here!
Triple X drags Cheapshots back up and away from the ocean. About this time a huge crowd begins to gather looking on the beating that is being layed down by X. Triple X meanwhile gets The Cheap 1 near a table and delivers "the one true finisher" on him nearly breaking him in half. Triple X dust the sand off of his hands and says......
Triple X- CHUMP!
X walks off into the sunset obviously pleased with the beating he has delivered. Meanwhile, the camera zooms in on Cheapshots who begins to slowly twitch muttering something to the effect of "how did he find me?" The shot then quickly fades to a TV moniter of Cheapshots, which in turn pulls back to reveal Prez Darren at the arena watching everything laughing his ass off.
Prez Darren- Oh, the buyrates are going to go thru the roof on this one!
The scene cuts back into the arena finally and to our two ringside personalities Mike D. and Hank.
Hank- What the hell was Darren thinking? The Elite has been torn apart!!
Micheal D.- Yeah but think of the buyrates Hank!
Hank- Think of the buyrates? What about the legends? The bonds? The respect? Anyway, the show must go on!
'The Way I Am' by Eminem plays throughout the arena as the Black Scorpion comes out from behind the curtain. He looks around the arena slowly, starting to walk down the ramp. Fans reach for the Scorpion to slap their hands but he ignores them before sliding into the ring under the bottom rope. He spins around slowly look around the arena at the fans, then climbs on each ring posts, giving the finger to the crowd. The crowd cheers through the whole thing, until the music fades only to be replaced by 'Fade To Black' by Metallica. The house lights go dark, black lights light up a path to the ring as Nightmare along with his Gazinya Inc. running buddy Nester DeFranco and his manager Jason Reid walk slowly to the ring as the crowd cheers. Nightmare heads up the steps and slaps Nester five before climbing between the ropes.
Hank- These two guys are a couple promising young stars. Now these two can show us just how brutal they can be.
Mike D- That's right because it's brutality rules. The winner of this match will get a brutality title shot.
The music dies down as the Black Scorpion is outside tossing weapons into the ring. Nightmare watches as he throws in a chair, a garbage can and a big steel chain. Nightmare decides to go get himself some weapons himself. He hops out of the ring as Nester is already digging for some weapons. He pulls out a table and slides it in as Nightmare grabs a fire extinguisher and heads into the ring.
Mike D- This is gonna get brutal Hank.
The Scorpion charges at Nightmare with the steel chain wrapped around his fist as Nightmare blasts him with the fire extinguisher. The bell sounds as Nightmare kicks away at his fallen opponent. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes. Nightmare picks up the trash can lid and nails him with it sending him to the canvas. Nightmare slings him into the turnbuckle and hammers away. He sets him up for a brain buster but, Scorpion grabs the chair and clocks Nightmare, releasing himself from the move. The two scramble to their feet as Nester yells at the ref. Nester climbs to the apron and begins to argue with the ref as Jason tosses a chair into the hands of the Black Scorpion, setting Nightmare up to land a spinning wheel kick. The kick smashes the chair across the Scorpions face as Nightmare goes for the cover. 1, 2 and a kickout.
Hank- That was close Mike.
Nightmare goes to grab the table. He sets it up in the corner of the ring, propped up against the turnbuckle as the Scorpion grabs the trash can. He dumps it over Nightmares head and runs up the table in the corner landing a cresendo kick into the garbage can. Nightmare falls down and rolls across the ring with his body in the trash can. The Black Scorpion heads up to the top rope and nails a flying elbow drop onto the trash can. He takes the can off from his head and makes the cover. 1, 2 and a kickout. The Scorpion slaps the mat and yells at the referee while Nightmare makes it to his feet. The two start to slug it out as the Black Scorpion gets the upperhand. He whips Nightmare to the ropes and nails picture perfect belly to belly suplex. He signals for the boston crab as he sets him up. Nightmare with a small package. 1, 2 no a kickout.
Hank- Nightmare almost pulled a fast one on the Scorpion.
Mike D- Oh no look!
Nightmare whips the Scorpion into the table that is propped up in the corner. It doesn't break as the Scorpion just lays on it. Nightmare boots him on the stomach and lands the Sandbag THROUGH THE TABLE! He makes the cover! 1, 2, 3!
Hank- This one is history!
Mike D- Not yet it's not. Nester and Jason are making their way into the ring!
Nester picks up the battered Black Scorpion and hold him while Nightmare takes a few stiff shots at him. Nester lets go as the Black Scorpion falls to the ground. Nightmare, Nester and Jason all raise their hand in victory. The NDE leaves the ring and Black Scorpion soon follows, looking very pissed off.
We go backstage to see Nightmare and Jason heading off to their own locker room to celebrate. The rest of the NDE has gone in different directions. Suddenly, Nightmare and Jason are jumped from out of a bathroom. The figure is wearing a wig and we can't tell who it is right off. Nightmare is left in a puddle of his own blood while Jason is crumpled against the wall unconscious. On to another place backstage where Ralph Lillard is waiting with our Special Guest Referee in the Lumberjack Match. The Ref stands in the shadows and it soon becomes apparant that he is wearing something to disguise his voice.
Ralph Lillard- So tell us, will we recognize your face tonight?
Referee- There is no doubt about that, Ralph. You've all seen me before, either in a ring, or in your dreams. Every wrestler who has ever broken a thin ring of cold sweat before a match will know who I am. Every child who has ever sat up in bed screaming in fear, will recognize my face. Every woman who has witnessed death, helpless to stop it from taking her loved one, will recognize my face. Every young soldier who has lain awake in his encampment listening to enemy fire and foreign voices creep through the night, shivering from anticipation of the next attack, will recognize my face. And Necron, who made the mistake of attacking me months ago, will recognize my face.
Ralph Lillard- Why are you doing this tonight?
Referee- Consider it a favor for an old frenemy.
Ralph Lillard- Can we expect to see you in the ring anytime soon competing?
Referee- Anything is possible, but I won't say yes quite yet. nWo isn't ready for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go speak with Ichabod.
The referee walks off leaving Ralph Lillard standing with the mic as the seen cuts back out to ringside again.
Hank-What do you think Micheal D.? Reverend?
Micheal D.- Well, if I know Ichabod, its one of his old college flatmates.
Hank - Okay everyone we have a great match coming up for you right now, we have four up and comers here in the ranks here and this match should be awesome.
Michael D - Well this match has been in the minds of lots of people lately, but the name that sticks out to me is Matt Styles!
Hank - Well I got my money on Frost
The lights dim significantly, and 'End of the Line' cues up on the speakers. Mist rises from the stage and shadows lurk in the darkness. Robbie Star walks threw the mist with a mischievous grin on his face. He walks to the ring slowly and the fans wonder what he's planning. He rolls into the ring and stands in the corner awaiting the other three men
Hank - This should be great, Robbie really looks focused!
Luke makes his way down to ringside and is full of energy, pumping up the crowd to the theme of Adrenaline. Luke slides inside the ring and gets on the turnbuckle as the ladies scream. He hops down and stares across at Roby.
Michael D - Talk about opposites, check out Robbie and Luke!
"Break Stuff" By Limp Bizkit plays as Matt Styles comes out to the ring with both arms out in the air. He walks down the ramp way and high fives the members of the crowd then gets into the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle with both arms out again and then gets on the second rope from the side of the ring and puts one hand up to the crowd. He hops off and stares and the three men start to circle each other
Hank - Well these guys are about to get it on, but we're missing Jack Frost?
"Bother" by Stone Sour hits the arena sound system as the lights get really dark and a blue haze goes around with flashing lights. Jack Frost and his Valet come out with Glitter flying from the entranceway reflecting the blue haze. They simply walk to the ring. Jack Frost climbs through the middle rope and stands in the ring and attacks Luke Sanchez!
Michael D - And we're off! Man did you see Lora Heinz?
Hank - Sure did! She's a cutie!
Frost takes down Sanchez and starts landing right hands as Robbie takes out Matt Styles! Robbie knocks Matt over the top rope and follows him to the outside and starts beating on him with right hands. He lifts him up and whips him into the steel steps, knocking the wind out of him. He lifts him up and goes to whip him into the fan barricade but it's reversed and Styles whips Robbie shoulder first! He follows closely and picks him up on his shoulders and running him into the steel ring post! Robbie falls down holding his back screaming in pain. Matt picks him up and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a Pile driver but Robbie counters by flipping him over his back. He falls to the mat to catch his breath as both men crawl to get to their feet.
Hank - Robbie and Matt are really giving it their all out there, but watch in the ring! Frost is really taking it to Sanchez!
Frost picks up Sanchez and whips him into the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder block. He quickly drops an elbow on the throat of Sanchez and goes for the cover but Luke kicks out before 2. He lifts Luke up and sets him up for a vertical suplex but as he's in mid-air Luke shifts his weight and falls back down on his feet and plants Frost with a DDT! Sanchez rolls over towards the corner and lifts himself up and climbs to the top rope while Frost struggles to his feet. Luke leaps off and hits a hurricanranna! He goes for the cover but Frost manages to kick out. Luke regains his composure and walks over to the top rope again and poises once more. Frost struggles to his feet again and Luke leaps off but as he tries to flip Frost around. Frost uses his strength and brings him up high and powerbombs him HARD into the mat! The fans are going crazy as Frost falls backwards. Luke grabs his back and rolls around in pain trying to find the ropes.
Michael D - Well Frost scouted that pretty well after being nailed by it the first time!
Hank - Well you can't blame Luke for trying! But check it out on the outside there! Styles is really taking it to Robbie!
Robbie is wobbling trying to find a place to rest his arm so he can stand up straight. Styles walks over to him and connects with a solid right hand knocking him back a few steps. Styles then grabs him and hits a perfect belly to belly suplex on the hard outside. He then grabs him and rolls him into the ring and slides in himself. Styles gets up and turns around and is absolutely leveled with a devastating clothesline from Jack Frost. Frost picks up Styles and whips him into the corner with a sickening thud. He follows him over to the corner and starts pounding away and then finally gets him on his butt in the corner and starts choking him with his boot. He turns around and sees Robbie slowly getting up. He grabs him by the back of the head and nails a picture perfect neckbreaker.
Michael D - Jack Frost is really starting to take over this match here tonight.
Hank - No doubts there. Styles had control of Robbie, now Frost has control of both. But what's Luke doing!?
Frost picks up Robbie and looks to hit another Neckbreaker, but as he turns him around Luke flies from the top rope and hits a missile drop kick sending Frost back nailing Robbie forcing them both to fall down! Robbie flies out of the ring from the impact as Frost struggles to his feet. Luke then walks over to Styles and grabs him by the neck and drags him to the center of the ring. He lifts him up and hits a side suplex sending him flat on his back. He stands up and bounces off the ropes and rolls and flips up nailing a Rolling Thunder! He goes for the cover but Styles manages to get his foot on the rope! Sanchez can't believe it. The fans are going crazy screaming for the match to get a little wilder. Frost manages to get up to his feet as Sanchez turns to him Frost connects with a huge right hand spinning him around.
Hank - Frost fighting back!
Frost bounces off the ropes and tries to spear Sanchez but Luke manages to get out of the way! Frost flies across the ring on the mat skidding the whole way. Styles seizes the chance and grabs Sanchez by the pants and tries to get a quick roll-up pin but Sanchez kicks out at 2! Styles picks up Sanchez and clotheslines him down right quick and then does it one more time. Frost makes his way over but Styles picks him up and body slams him and then drops a quick elbow. He lifts frost and Sanchez up and slams them together forcing both of them to fall down. Styles gets pumped up and slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair! He gets in the ring and the ref is calling out at him trying to get the chair but Styles pushes the ref out of the way. He turns around with the chair in front of his face as Frost superkicks the chair back in his face!
Hank - What a kick by Frost! The chair went right back in the face!
Michael D - Hank - He brought the chair into the ring! It's his fault!
Hank - And this one is in the books folks! This was a great match from start to finish but Frost was just too strong come the final stretch!
Michael D - I still think Matt Styles got cheated! What a rip off!
Hank - Shouldn't have brought the chair in the ring!
Once again the videotron takes us backstage. The LDE are getting drinks at a catering table when suddenly the wigged figure runs up from behind and grabs both of their heads, slamming them into the table. The table full of drinks collapses on the LDE as the wigged person continues to stomp them both. Finally the one in the wig lays off and leaves the LDE in the mess.
Micheal D.- Who the hell is that, Hank? Is that your girlfriend?
Hank- Whatever Mike. Next up we have some closure for AC Charisma and Richard Gazinya who have gotten down and dirty this past week to put the other in their place.
Micheal D.- Yes, nWo 24 hour television lit up with their antics over the past week, and it seems nothing is sacred in nWo anymore!
The stadium lights turn red as the big screen shows "AC" then at the bottom comes "CHARISMA". "The Red" by Chevelle starts to play as AC appears on the ramp. Confetti starts to fall from the stadium as the fans give a standing reaction to the popular AC Charisma. AC comes out on the ramp putting out his arms soaking in the cheers as he makes his way to the ring.
Hank- AC has been coming up in this fed, and from what we've seen so far, Ichabod seems to have taken an interest in him. Can we see an alliance in the future?
Micheal D.- I'm sure the Evil Redneck has plenty of cows herded somewhere.
Hank- That was uncalled for, Mike.
"Walk" by Pantera begins to play throughout the arena as the crowd all jump to their feet. Fans chant the lines to the famous song as Dick Gazinya steps out from behind the curtain in full wrestling attire to a wall of sparks. He raises his arms as he soaks up the crowd reaction then heads down the rampway. Dick swings some loose punches to loosen up as he looks out into the audience for fans holding his foam "Dick-Heads" and Dick Gazinya signs. He slides into the ring and salutes the crowd from all four turnbuckles before his music begins to cut out.
Charisma goes straight to work, dragging Gazinya off the last turnbuckle and slamming him down on his back. He mounts punches as Dick struggles to get up. Finally, Dick brings his legs up and performs a reversing pin roll. 1-2- Charisma kicks out! Dick takes the move and spins it around into a half crab, but AC powers out. Dick looks pissed, and he runs at the opposite turnbuckle. AC gets up quickly and lowers his head, bringing himself up to flip Dick out of the ring. AC goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off into a crossbody block, but Dick catches him! Gazinya spins the Charismatic one around and does a great powerslam!
Hank- Keep in mind folks that this is a no disqualification match, so now anything could happen!
Dick goes under the ring and pulls out a watercooler full of ice. He sets it down and runs over to AC, bulldogging him into the cooler. Ice spills out as the cooler tips over. Dick grabs AC and slides him back into the ring. He sets him up and does a perfect Last Ride. Richard Gazinya pins AC immediately, gets a 2 count, and AC kicks out. Dick fusses with the referee, pounding an open hand into his other hand showing him how to count. AC gets up halfway and low blows Gazinya, who crumples. As Dick goes to his knees, Charisma runs to the opposite side and gains a boost from the ropes. On the return, he plants a jumping knee attack into Dick's face! Dick's blood runs out of his nose and down his face as he goes over flat on his back.
Micheal D.- It looks like AC is building some momentum back!
Charisma goes up top and does a beautiful five star frog splash! Instead of going for the pin, he rolls out of the ring and lifts the ring skirt. He comes out with a ladder and slides it into the ring. He continues to search as a trash can, two kendo sticks, a few glass bottles, a roll of barbed wire, and yes, a kitchen sink, all end up in the ring!
Hank- AC Charisma means business!
Charisma finally gets back in the ring, but Dick is already up with a kendo stick! AC grabs his own kendo stick and the two rush at each other. They swing, but Dick connects first, taking AC down with a shot to the neck. Dick grabs the kitchen sink as Charisma rolls round in pain. Dick raises the sink, but AC Charisma moves out of the way, and stands up, grabbing Dick in a triangle chokehold! Dick drops the sink and struggles against the hold as Charisma powers him down to the mat. But just as they get at mat level, Charisma jerks Dick back up and lifts him up, slamming him back down on his back! Charisma goes over to the trash can, rubbing his neck where he was hit. He sets up the trashcan against a turnbuckle and picks Gazinya up. He goes for an Irish whip into the trash can, but Dick reverses, and AC hits the trash can, crumpling it!
Hank- Charisma and Gazinya are both throwing out counters trying to stay alive!
Mike D.- Not just counters, Hank, but the sink as well!!
Dick grabs a glass bottle and shatters it against the ladder. He rushes over to AC Charisma and breaks it the rest of the way over his head. Charisma screams in pain as Dick grinds the broken edge against AC's forehead! Both men are now bleeding! Dick is about to go for the ladder when Charisma manages to stand up. But Richard Gazinya sees him! He runs over and clotheslines him outside of the ring! AC lays flat on the ground outside!! The referee begins the count.
Micheal D.- I thought this was no DQ!?
Apparantly, the referee has forgotten the no DQ stipulation as far as countouts... 1-2-3-
Dick sets up the ladder finally and climbs to the top of it inside the ring. He signals for the Total Devestation as the ref continues counting.
Hank- He's going to kill himself!
4-5-6-
Mike D.- And AC Charisma too!
Out of nowhere, Ichabod slides into the ring and grabs the barbed wire. He rushes up the ladder and clocks Dick with it! Ichabod falls backward into the ring as Dick pitches foward with the ladder, landing outside the ring! The ref continues 7-8-
Up on the ramp, Nester and PKA appear, running to help Dick and get Ichabod out of there. But suddenly, the wigged figure appears again and double clotheslines them both from behind!! They go down hard as Wig grabs the discarded water cooler and pounds them both in turn with it. Wig reaches inside and grabs a beer, opens it up and takes a drink, then smashes it into Nester's head! He pushes the cooler over PKA's head and does a super kick! PKA stumbles backward and over the security rail, blind as a bat!
9-10!!
The referee calls for the bell and declares the match a double countout!!
Micheal D.- What the hell just happened???
Hank- I don't know, Mike, but it looks like Wig is the only one standing!!!
Micheal D.- And look, the wig is coming off!
The fans hit their feet and the pop blows the roof off as Wig pulls off the fake hair to reveal Brian Graves!!! BG slides in to help Ichabod back up, and they both help Charisma to his feet. They raise his arms as if he won and start to head up the ramp. Dick struggles up and goes for the mic.
Richard Gazinya- Stop right there Ichabod! I've got a surprise for you. Remember your Caribbean vacation with the deadly sexy Deidre?
The VideoTron lights up as Ichabod and his friends turn to it. BG frowns and looks away and AC Charisma's eyes go very wide in surprise. Ichabod's face darkens as he watches the footage of Deidre coming out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her. Ichabod comes into view on the screen in nothing but bikini briefs. Deidre lays on the bed and begins to drop the towel as she beckons to Ichabod. The footage stops there.
Richard Gazinya- Thats right, Ichabod, I've got the whole thing, the entire the entire two months of paradise, on bootleg tapes. Dicky Dux Productions are already making the rest of the footage available to me, and if you show up in the main event at Gladiator, I'm going to air the whole thing on Pay Per View. Fans will gladly pay $34.95 to see Deidre offer up that body to the Evil Redneck, trust me!
Ichabod rushes for the ring, but Mr. Black and Spatter appear out of the crowd and hold him back. But Charisma and BG run toward the ring.
Richard Gazinya- Stop right here. BG, I got Darren to sign a little contract backstage a few minutes ago. I figured it was your happy ass under that wig chasing the Nasty Dicks around the arena, so I sought out a little protection. If you so much as touch me before Gladiator other than in the lumberjack match tonight, you're out of the match!! And my offer still stands, so pay attention PKA, Nester, and Nightmare... whoever takes out BG at Gladiator gets the first shot at the nWo Championship the week after I win it!!
BG and Charisma both look pissed as Ichabod struggles to free himself from the clutches of Necron's buddies. Finally, referees and officials come out and order everyone to the back so that the show can continue.
"Special Delivery" is heard throughout the arena as the begining intro
plays...the softer music is starting to get louder when a few beats hit in
and blue pyros shoot down from the top of the rafters leaving only a small
gap for The "Extreme Legend" Brian Graves to walk through looking pissed off...then the beats
really kick in and the song blares throughout. Brian walks in between the
pryos as the fans start booing like crazy. Brian has a cocky grin on his face
as he slides down into the ring and goes to the top left turnbuckle and
flashes The Shocker to the crowd and hops down and smirks at the crowd as he
awaits his opponents...
Hank- Graves has his chance at the Television title
tonight Mike, but I don't think he's really that concerned with winning it.
Micheal D- You heard him through the week hank,
he's mostly out just to pick up a win and send a message fo Gazinya Inc.
Hank- It's going to have to be something really drastic
to get their attention Mike, especially after everything they've done to him
already.
"Fight Music" by D12 hits the sound system in the arena and the crowd burts
out in cheers and applause. Pyro is shooting off in all directions as Rammer
makes his appearance felt comming out from behind the curtain. On his way
down to the ring he high fives a few of the fans. When he gets to the ring he
slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope and hops up onto the
turnbuckle. Rammer showboats for the fans by doing a backflip off the top of
one of the turnbuckles. Rammer leans against the corner of the ring waiting
for the match to start
Michael D- For Graves to make any kind of
statement though Hank, he's going to have to get through Rammer first.
Hank- And that's no easy task Mike, Diedre can give a
firsthand account for that.
The referee calls for the bell, and this match is off with a bang. Both men
come out of their respective corners, meeting in the middle of the ring as
they enter the lockup. Graves lands a knee to the gut, and irish whips rammer
to the ropes. BG runs, bouncing off the opposite ropes, nailing Rammer with a
dropkick. Both men quickly to their feet trade off blows until Rammer sweeps
Graves feet out from underneath him, and connects with an elbow drop. He goes
for the pin..1..The Extreme Legend powers out, and rammer rolls away,
gathering his wits. Both men meet head on, smashes into each other with a
double clothesline. Graves is first to his feet, catching Rammer as he
charges in. He sends him flying with a back body drop. Rammer
smacks down on his back hard against the mat. Graves mounts the turnbuckle
and leaps off, nailing a frogsplash. he goes for the pin...1...2..Rammer's
foot meets the ropes. BG drags the Tv champ to his feet, landing a big right
hand to his head. Rammer staggers, but responds by planting a boot into
Grave's gut, staling him long enough for The Ace of Spades to bounce off the
ropes and connects with a flying forearm smash. Rammer drops down for the
pin..1...2...kickout!
Hank- Back and forth these amazing athletes go Mike,
I'm never ceased to be amazed by the skill of the talent nWo has attracted.
Michael D- Ditto, Hank.
Rammer pulls BG to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. Brian on the
rebound, Rammer goes for the backbody drop, BG leapfrogs over him, Rammer
turns around, Graves rebounds off the other rope and slides past The Ace of
Spades, grabbing his legs. Rammer's face hits the mat hard, and Graves is
back to his feet in a heartbeat. He darts up, leaping off the 2nd turnbuckle
going for an elbow drop, but Rammer quickly rolls out of the way. The Extreme
Legend hits nothing but mat for his troubles. Rammer drags him to his feet,
and sends him back down with a DDT. He quickly is up to the top turnbuckle,
waiting. Graves staggers up to his feet, and The Ace of Spades dives off,
nailing the cross body attack. He goes for the pin..1..2..kickout! Rammer
jumps to his feet and begins stomping the be-jeesus out of BG. He drops back
down for the pin...1...2...kickout! Rammer quickly to his feet again lands a
quick series of elbow drops. He hooks the leg and goes for the pin yet
again..1..kickout! He can't believe it! He shouts over at the referee about a
slow count, but it does him no good. The zebra just looks over at him and
shrugs indifferently. Rammer turns around only to meet face first with a
missle dropkick off the top turnbuckle from Brian Graves. The Extreme Legend
drops down for the pin...1..2...th--NO! Rammer gets a shoulder up at the last
second!
Hank- The Ace of Spades is quickly learning they dont
call Brian Graves The Extreme Legend for nothing, Mike.
Michael D- Uh..if you say so Hank...but who are
'they'?
Hank- You know...that's a good question Mike.
BG pulls rammer to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle. He charges in,
and connects with the splash. Graves quickly to the top rope begins pounding
his fist into Rammer's head as the crowd gets in on the
action...1...2...3...4...5...6..Rammer explodes, grabbing hold of Graves. He
powerbombs him off the top, sending him crashing to the mat in pain. Rammer
quickly darts up to the top, leaping off and connecting with a senton bomb.
He drags BG to his feet and jabs him with a quick left to the throat. Graves
staggers back coughing; this allows Rammer enough time to land a well placed
superkick. Graves staggers against the ropes, reeling from the blow. Rammer
charges in but The Extreme Legend ducks at the last second and back body
drops him over the top and to the cavas below. The Ace of Spades smacks down
to the outside with a loud thud. BG shakes the cobwebs off and quickly leaps
up to the top. He dives off, nailing a smoothly executed 450 twisting senton
splash. He collides with the Ace of Spades in a sickening thud that echoes
across the arena.
Michael D- Owwwww! Did you hear that impact
Hank!
Hank- Heard it? I think I felt it, Mike!
The referee begins his count as both men are showing no signs of life.
1...2...3...Graves twitches...4...Rammer's arm starts to
move...5...6...7...Graves slowly and surely staggers to his feet with the aid
of the security railing...8...Rammer agonizingly to his feet via aid of the
spanish commentators table..9...Graves rolls into the ring...10 Rammer just
makes it into the ring before the count. Both men stare at one another,
breathing heavily. BG moves in, trading off a few lefts and rights with The
Ace of Spades. Rammer ducks down, and plows into The Extreme Legend, spearing
him to the mat. He goes for the pin..1...2..kickout! He goes to grab Brian's
foot, but gets a mouthfull of boot instead as Grave plants a solid kick right
across his jaw that sends The Ace reeling back. Graves to his feet plants a
big boot into Rammer's gut, then plants him with a pulling piledriver. BG
climbs up to the top, waiting...waiting...Rammer slowly to his feet. Graves
comes off looking to land an overhead Axehandle, but Rammer saw it coming! He
leaps up just as BG comes within reach, and nails him with a standing
dropkick! Graves smacks down near the turnbuckle. Rammer drags him to his
feet, whips him into the ropes. He scrambles up the turnbuckle. Brian on the
rebound and The Ace leaps off, nailing him with a flying clothesline! He
hooks the leg...1...2...Graves just barely gets his shoulder up. Rammer
pounds the mat in frustration and gets back to his feet. He locks on an
armbar on Graves, but The Extreme Legend is able to grab hold of the ropes.
The referee warns Rammer to let off the hold, and begins his
count..1...2...3...4..Rammer reluctantly lets go of the hold, planting a boot
right into the middle of Graves's back. He lands an elbow drop. A second! A
third. He goes for the pin..1...2..kickout! Rammer pulls graves up to his
feet, and nails a stunner. He hooks the leg...1...2...kickout again!
Hank- You've got to hand it to Brian graves, Mike, he
just refuses to give up.
Michael D- You could say the same thing about
Rammer, Hank.
The Ace of Spades drags Brian to his feet yet again, goes for the irish whip,
but Graves reverses, and tosses Rammer right over the top! Graves races
across the ring, Rammer to his feet outside. Brian connects with a baseball
slide, sending Rammer flying back against the security rail with a nasty
impact. Brian grabs The Ace and whips him into the ring steps, knocking them
over! A collective "Ohhh" comes from the crowd. Graves stalks over, pulling
Rammer back up to his feet. He drags him over to the spanish announce table,
and smacks his head right against it. He rolls Rammer onto the table, and
looks underneath the ring...he slides out a ladder! Graves slides into the
ring with it. Within a heartbeat, he's set it up into the corner. He scrambles
up the ladder, reaching the top as he calls out to the crwod, recieving a big
pop in response.
Michael D- No way Hank! Don't tell me he's--
Hank- I think so Mike, I think so.
Graves leaps off the top of the ladder, spinning..spinning...a 450 frog
splash! NO! Rammer rolls off the table! Brian crashes right through the
spanish announce table, lying on the concrete in a heap of broken wood and
electronic equipment. We can see the spanish commentators shouting and
pointing at Graves. Rammer slowly makes his way over to the broken pile,
dragging The Extreme Legend up. He rolls him into the ring, quickly following
in pursuit. The Ace lands a series of lefts and rights, staggering Graves
back. He moves in, irish whip! NO! Graves reverses, sending Rammer smashing
into the ladder face first with an unsettling crash of felsh against solid
steel. The Ace slides off the ladder, sprawled out on the mat. Graves slowly
climbs up the ladder, onto the top turnbuckle. He calls for it! Can he do it?
YES! Brian Graves leapfrogs the ladder, and flies down, smashing into Rammer
with a 450 shooting star press! He hooks the leg...is this it?
...1....2....3!!!
Michael D- What an impact Hank! Did you see
that!
Hank- Brian Graves is the new Television champion!
Hey--wait a mintue. Wait just a damn minute--
A large man hops out over the security rail, it's Pheonix Taylor! He tosses
the security easily out of the way, and charges right for the ring. As the
referee is helping Brian Graves to his feet, the big man slides in from
behind. Graves hasn't even a moment to celebrate as Taylor grabs him under
his arms hoisting The Extreme Legend into the air. With one arm he grabs his
legs out from under him. With the other he pushes down, and in an instant
slams Graves's face and upperbody into the mat. What a devestating attack!
Taylor lays a series of boots into Graves before helping Rammer up to his
feet, much to the boos from the crowd. The two walk off, dissappearing behind
the curtain as the show continues.
The lights go out in the arena and there is a fifteen second tense wait. Suddenly, Chop Suey begins to play. Pyros begin to shoot sparks from the left of the stage, building up from sources all the way around to the right until the sparks surround the stage. As soon as the last pyro on the right is lit, the same thing begins to happen from the ceiling around the ring from right to left. Just as the music begins to speed up and the drums kick in, the sparks reach a blinding crescendo and Deidre jumps through the pyros and runs to the ring.
Hank- Diedre is lookiing lovely as ever.
Mike D- She certainly is. Diedre is looking to capture some gold in this one.
Hank- That's right Mike, this one is to declare the first ever International champion and look here comes Diedre's opponent.
The arena goes quiet as the camera pans along the entrance way...then "My Time" hits the PA System as the camera quickly takes shot of the VideoTron as it shows the words 'Grade A' and then flashes and we see the letters 'PKA' flashing. It changes to shots of PKA wrestling at his fast pace. The words continue to flash 'Grade A' -- 'PKA'. PKA and Ash walk out from behind the curtain hand in hand. PKA has a black beanie on his head with 'PKA' inprinted on it, some black sunglasses, white tape on his wrists, and some baggy black jeans with a white and red stripes down the side. PKA and Ash walk down the ramp still hand in hand, and PKA leads Ash as she walks up the steps. PKA hops up on the apron and holds the ropes for her, as she goes into the ring. PKA gets in the ring, and grabs her hand, raising her arm high. They spin around, and then PKA lets her hand go, and climbs the turnbuckle, sticking his arms out in a crusifix form as the crowd boos.
Hank- The crowd seems to be firlmy behind Deidre in this one.
Mike D- Hey look, the ref is gonna check Ash for the brass knuckles.
The ref pats down Ash's boots as PKA argues with him. He finds the brass knucks and puts them in his pocket then points to the outside of the ring telling her to leave. Ash steps between the ropes and walks down the steps to a chorus of cheers. PKA kicks the bottom rope as Deidre comes up from behind. The bell sounds and we got a roll up. 1, 2 no PKA got out of it.
Mike D- Diedre was ready to take any opportunity that she could get Hank.
Deidre with the knife edge chops, backs PKA into the corner. An irish whip to the turnbuckle but, PKA reverses it. He follows up but Diedre up and over with the sunset flip. 1, 2 no another kickout. Deidre with the armdrag. Another and she clamps on an armbar. PKA tries to fight out as he jumps up onto the ropes, flipping backwards reversing the hold and sending Deidre to the mat. PKA with a spinning wheel kick but, Deidre ducks underneath and lands a senton splash. The cover 1, 2 and a kickout. Deidre up again lands a DDT. The cover 1, 2 no another kickout.
Hank- Hey look who's coming out. It's Mr. Black. He must have made a deal.
Mr. Black walks down to the ring and watches the match closely as Deidre becomes distracted. PKA from behind locks on the sleeper hold. PKA tightens his grip as Deidre begins to fade. The crowd begins to cheer her name as she tries to get her second wind. She struggles and runs up the turnbuckle, flipping the hold into a pin. 1, 2 and a kickout. Deidre rolls off PKA and runs to the ropes. A lionsault but, no one is home. PKA pulls himself up and nails a dropkick to the face. He heads up top and waits for Deidre to get up. He leaps across the ring and nails a hurracanrana. PKA with a shoulder block sending her to the mat. He heads up top and goes for a moonsault. The cover 1, 2 and a kickout. PKA looks frustrated as he motions to Mr. Black. Deidre from behind whips PKA to the ropes. A duck underneath and Deidre nails a monkey flip. She runs into the ropes and lands a spinning wheel kick. PKA hits the mat hard as Deidre does the spineroonie! Ash hops up on the apron distracting the ref as Mr. Black tosses PKA the brass knuckles!
Hank- Look out ref!
PKA slowly makes his way up to his feet as he clocks Deidre with the knucks. He tosses them to the corner as Ash hops off the apron. The cover 1, 2, 3! Mr. Black smirks and heads up the rampway as Ash comes into the ring to celebrate with PKA.
Mike D- Damn him and those brass knuckles!
Deidre gets to her senses and notices the brass knuckles in the corner. She grabs them and puts them on. From behind she swings PKA around and nails him with the knucks. PKA rolls out of the ring as Deidre nails Ash as well. 'Chop Suey' plays over the loudspeaker as Deidre celebrates although not victorious.
Hank- Deidre came out of this one with her head up but, without any gold.
Mike D- That's right, PKA is the first ever nWo International champion! Wait, look, there's Ichabod on the apron!
PKA had counted on this and thats why Mr. Black was brought out. He tries to intercept Ichabod for the second time tonight, and Ichabod Bitch Thumps him. He spits on him and just stands there on the ramp. PKA starts to come up the ramp and Ichabod just waits.
Hank- Lookout PKA!!
The fans scream in approval as Judas drops from the rafters and grabs PKA. He lifts him into the air with him about thirty feet, and drops him through the sound system next to the stage!!!
Hank- My God! They've broken him in half!
Micheal D.- I think Ichabod and Judas wanted to send a message to the NDE as well as Necron!!
Ichabod goes to celebrate with Deidre in the ring and everyone moves to the back as crewmen try to repair the sound system for the last match. They have a stretcher out for PKA, but he shoves them off and gets up and walks to the back without help.
Hank - With Gladiator a week away it is only fitting that our main event will be a lumberjack match between Necron and Ichabod.
Mike D - Plus we have a special appearance by the referee Ichabod had chosen! Not to mention the lumberjacks have weapons.
A bell rings out echoing across the darkened arena. "The Birth of Tragedy" roars to life from the nWo tron showing grainy highlights of Necron's dire accomplishments. A single spotlight shines down as the monster steps out onto the stage, smoking a cigarette. He glares silently out at the crowd with a disdainful sneer. He stalks down to the ring and snuffs his cigarette out on the mat with his boot.
Hank - Here comes Necrons lumberjacks!
The arena lights shine back to the entrance as Mr.Black leads down the crooked referee from the past weeks along with Spatter, The Nasty Dick Experience and the new International Champion, PKA. They all sport different weapons as they take their spot on one side of the ring.
The lights in the arena go out and the beginning of "Forsaken" plays by David Draiman. Blue lasers around the screen cut wide arcs through the air. As they cut, it becomes apparant that a heavy fog is being pumped into the arena. As Draiman says "I'm over it" explosions light up the stage all around and Ichabod steps out to powerwalk to the ring. When he gets there, he steps up onto the apron, turns, and raises his arms slowly like 'Triple H' as the lights come up.
Michael D - And here comes Ichabods lumberjacks!
The lights once again shine to the rampway as WICKED D comes out in a refs shirt followed by Ichabods lumberjacks which consist of Judas, Seneca, Deidre, Brian Graves, Rammer and AC Charisma! Other then Brian Graves and Charisma they all sport NWWO T-shirts. They take their spots on the other side of the ring as well.
Hank - This NWWO thing is really coming together out there, then you add Brian Graves and AC Charisma into the mix and you have quite the mix.