Dark Match: Black Scorpion is injured as Desdemona attempts to perform the Falls in Eden on him. Match is called due to his inability to continue.
Malice comes on the air with a 'Matrix style opening featuring letters, numbers and coding which merge together forming the nWo logo representing the Netlink Wrestling Organization . The show immediatly cuts live to inside the Crown Colliseum in Fayettsville, NC. The fans cheer and hold up their signs as they see themselves on the gigantic wraparound screen which sits ontop of a long silver stage. The stage features green lazer lights moving back and fourth over two smaller screens resembling large computer monitors. The co-official Malice bands, 13 Stitches and Self Afflicted are on stage playing 13 Stitches "Human Hate Machine". The screens show highlights dedicated to the newer guys in the federation. We see clips of Chandra Desdemona, Havoc Jones, The Triple X Effect, Mainstreamer, Narcissus, Carter Lambert. The shot cuts to ringside where Hank and Michael D. are ready to start Malice.
Hank- There has been a slew of new talent pouring in the front doors of this place, Mike!
Michael D.- Whats a slew?
Hank- Nevermind. Now, we have yet another new face in action tonight as Havoc Jones is paired up with newcomer Danny "The Degenerate" Anderson against the already powerful team of Scott Ballz and Monty Goodfellow!
Mike- And we've been privy to the fact that we are going to have some south of the border wrestlers entering nWo within the next few days!
Hank- Really? Well, lets get on with that tag team match!
The lights in the arena dim a bit, when "ALL ABOARD!" is heard shouting through the arena as Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train" blares throughout the arena, the fans give a mixed reaction, as Havok Jones makes his way down to the ring with his faithful lead pipe. He sets the pipe on the apron, then flips inside the ring over the top rope and throws a few air punches warming up for the match. The lights in the arena go out and the crowd becomes quiet. Just then a big pot leaf shows on the tron with the word "Degenerate" in the center of it as Californa Love hits. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as the arena becomes foggy and green lights come on. Danny "The Degenerate" Anderson comes walking out in some baggy pants and a black vest on. He walks down the ramp with a cocky look on his face and rolls into the ring. He walks over to Havoc Jones and shakes his hand.
Michael D.- These two look like they'd make a great tag team. Maybe they'll enter the tournament if all goes well tonight.
Hank- They are going to have their hands full with the Triple X Effect... after Havoc ruined both of their chances at the Television Title last week.
The arena goes dark. "ReInvent the Future" appears on the screen. "X gon' give it to ya" hits the PA. Monty Goodfellow, Triple X, and Scott Ballz come down the ramp. Cheapshots appears from behind the curtain and runs at Triple X Effect with a glass pitcher. He nails Ballz, then as Goodfellow turns, he claps him over the head with whats left. X turns around to attack, but Anderson and Jones have slid out of the ring and attack Triple X! Officials rush out and separate the six men, eventually forcing them all to the back.
Hank- The whole thing was a set up! Havoc and Degenerate just helped Cheapshots take out the Triple X Effect!!
Hank - Well moving on here, this match has built itself up more than any other on the card tonight minus the main-event, but this one should be just as entertaining!
Michael D - I couldn't agree more with you Hank and lord knows that's a rarity. But Christian "ImABigTVStar" Wright, or whatever he calls himself, is a fighting champion, and he'll have the fight of his life against The Mainstreamer who won his chance at this title last week!
'Thugz Cry' by "Bizzie Bone" plays as a series of green pyros go off as The Mainstreamer makes his way to the ring. He walks slowly as if zoned out to the crowdHe makes his way to the ring and rolls inside and just focuses up the rampway towards his opponent.
Hank - Mainstreamer has made quite a name for himself here, let's see what he can get done tonight!
'Cocky' by Kid Rock hits and the 'REAL Nature Boy' Christian Wright walks down the aisle cockily with his bodyguard Bohemoth by his side. Christian struts down the aisle as he makes his way to the ring. Christian slides in and poses on the middle turnbuckle as Bohemoth stands looking menacingly beside him, arms folded. Wright leaps down and pats Bohemoth on the back before doing a little Flair strut
Hank - The referee is about to call for the bell and we should be underway!
Mainstreamer and Wright both lock up in the center of the ring when M uses his speed and gets around Wright from behind and takes him down to the mat hard. He toys around with him for a bit slapping his head and then bounces off the ropes and on the way back hits a sliding dropkick to the face! He goes down for the cover but Wright powers out. M gets up and waits for Wright, as he stands up M throws a right hand but it's blocked and M gets leveled but a running short arm clothesline from Wright. Wright shakes himself off and walks towards M and lifts him up and whips him off the ropes and hits a huge spinebuster on the littler opponent. He looks down and gives a menacing smile and reaches down lifting him up. He grabs him and drags him to the corner and hits a few chops across the chest. He struts out of the corner to the center of the ring and then runs to spear M but M lifts himself up and flips out of the corner! Wright slams hard into the turnbuckle and turns around and gets hit with a thrust kick!
Michael D - What a move by The Mainstreamer! That was awesome!
M stalks towards Wright and lifts him up whipping him into the ropes. On the way back M leapfrogs Wright! Wright continues to run bouncing off the ropes and M bounces off the other side and hits a running crossbody on Wright! He stays for the pin but Wright kicks out! M flips himself back to his feet and slides outside the ring. Wright follows him and M goes towards the announce table but Wright catches up and grabs his head, slamming it into the table! The fans give an "ohhhhhh" yell as M falls to the floor holding his head. Wright lifts him up and chops him across the chest and then sends him flying into the steel steps. He then slides back in the ring, breaking up the 10 count and slides back outside to grab M.
Michael D - You can tell this is Wright's brutal side coming out, he is a former Brutality Champion!
Wright lifts up M and walks him to the side portion of the outside and goes to whip him into the fan barricade but it's reversed and M sends Wright smack against the barricade! Wright falls to his butt screaming in pain as M takes a second to get himself together. M climbs up the steps, partially, whatever is left of them, and makes his way up the turnbuckle. As Wright slowly makes his way to his feet he looks up in time to see M, but not in enough time to move! He gets blasted with a splash from the top rope! Both men are down as the referee initiates his count. The count hits 8 as finally M gets up and slides in the ring. Wright slowly gets up and follows him inside. As Wright makes it to the ring, he looks around for M but can't find him. Finally he turns around and M is on the top rope! He leaps off for a hurricanranna but Wright counters it into a powerbomb! Both men are laid out as Wright stretches his arm across M but he manages to kick out at two!
Hank - What! He kicked out? How much more does The Mainstreamer have!
Wright gets up and stares down at M and gives him a glare. He then lifts M up and kicks him in the stomach and goes for The Call of Nature! He lifts him up and plants him with it! He drops down to his knees and makes the cover but somehow M gets his foot on the bottom rope! The ref ends his count at 2.9 as Wright stands up thinking he won. He runs over and slides out of the ring to grab his title when the ref screams at him from inside. Wright gives the ref an odd look and slides in the ring and gets in his face and backs him into the corner. At this point M slowly makes it to his feet and crawls over to Wright and spins him around hitting him with The Fuckemuppercut! Wright grabs his jaw as M sweeps his legs from underneath him and he tumbles to the ground. M goes to the other side of the ring and as Wright gets up holding his jaw, M runs over and gives him a wicked spear! He reaches down and hooks the legs as the referee counts the three!
Hank - And this match is in the books everybody with Mainstreamer coming out and picking up his first piece of gold here! He earned his shot last week and capitalized on it this week!
Michael D - That he did, but I wouldn't count out Wright, if I know him, he wants gold!
The Mainstreamer takes his new Television Title and heads up the ramp just as Christian Wright is beginning to climb out of the ring, looking a little lost. The camera follows Mainstreamer backstage where he heads into his locker room, grabs his one bag, and begins to leave. Just as he gets to the door, an nWo official bursts into the room.
Official- Where are you going man?
The Mainstreamer- I'm finished. I'm leaving. I'll be there next week, if you're going to miss me that damn bad.
Official- You aren't even going to stick around for the Tag Team announcements?
The Mainstreamer- What do I care? I'm not in a tag team.
Official- You haven't heard? Cheapshots is going to choose a partner for the tournament tonight. Whats with everyone? I already had to convince Danny Anderson and Chandra Desdemona to stay.
The Mainstreamer- He's not going to pick me. He doesn't know me, and I'm on my way to being the most hated guy here.
Official- He might... I mean he's pretty much a well hated guy too...
The Mainstreamer- Ok, fine, dammit. I got some things I'd like to do here tonight anyway.
The Mainstreamer slams the door right in the official's face, who goes on down the hall to knock on the other doors to make sure everyone else stays.
Hank- Well, it looks like Cheapshots is going to be entered into the tournament tonight!
Mike D.- He only wants to get his hands on the Triple X Effect for what they did to him!
Before they can finishing discussing it, "Fight Music" by D12 hits the sound system in the arena and the crowd burts out in cheers and applause. Pyro is shooting off in all directions as Rammer makes his appearance felt comming out from behind the curtain. Rammer begins to walk down the ramp, but Necron suddenly stands up from beside the stage, grabbing him by the hair and dragging him over to the side of the ramp.
Michael D.- Where the hell did he come from??
Necron immediately begins to sink his huge fists into Rammer's face and body. Rammer doesn't even get a chance to fight back. "Save Yourself" by Stabbing Westwards begins to play as blinding light begin to flash throughout the entire arena in lightning fashion before the JumboTron goes completely black. The images of two blades shredding the black and giving way to a bright yellow background can be seen along with the shilouette of Narcissus in a fighting stance. It is then that the pyros at the bottom of the ramp begin to go off, making their way to the top ending with a huge flash that leaves a yellowish haze in which Narcissus can be seen holding a narcissus flower which discards as he leaps over the ramp. He has opted for a braided ponytail tonight instead of the usual freeflowing hair. It now flies out behind him as he knocks Necron off the already beaten Rammer. Necron comes up quickly, knocking Narc off of him. He drags Narc to the ring and tosses him in.
Hank- Looks like Rammer's down and out of this match from the beginning!
Necron climbs into the ring, but Narc is faster, and he spins around, nailing Necron with the back of his fist. Necron goes back for a moment, then steps over the ropes grinning. Narc spins again, catching his braid across Necron's face. A thin stream of blood trickles from his left eye. His anger overtakes him as he stomps toward Narc, who drops down and lowers his head, only to come up again flipping his head backward. The braid catches Necron's chin, creating another line of Necron's black blood.
Mike D.- Wait a damn minute here... whats going on?
Necron finally stops playing around and grabs Narc by his braid, swinging him around so he's face to face with Necron. Necron snarls and headbutts Narcissus as hard as he can. Narc's eye's go wide as he falls to the mat. Necron stomps him, and Narc jumps a little with each boot to his chest. Necron goes to pick him up by the braid again. This time, tho winded, Narc is able to force a sit out maneuver, dragging his braid down through Necron's hand. As the knot slips through his hands, Necron bellows, the opens his hand. Black blood drips down his hand onto the mat as Narcissus shoots to his feet, then nails a reverse wheel kick in Necron's face. He spins again, catching the the braid across Necron's chest. He jumpkicks Necron, then tiltawhirls, bring the braid down Necron's right shoulder. Necron falls back in some confusion. Narc drops to the mat, then sweeps Necron's legs out from under him. Narc follows thru the spinning motion, coming up to his knees as Necron goes down. The braid whips around following Narc's motions, and catches Necrons throat on the way down. Necron's hand goes to his throat and he lies still on his back, staring at the ceiling with unseeing eyes.
Hank- Narcissus just killed Necron! Someone finally put that big bastard out of commission!
Narc leans over to check on Necron. He notices the gash on his neck, and his eyes go blank for a moment with realization. They harden tho, and he is about to turn for the cover, when Necron's big hand shoots up and grabs his neck. Necron lifts Narcissus as he rises to his feet. Narcissus struggles, but Necron is much bigger and stronger. He holds Narc in the air about three and a half feet off the ground, and begins shaking him like a rag doll. Narc's eyes begin to bug out as a sneer raises Necron's lips!
Just then, out of no where, a still dazed Rammer leaps off the top ropes behind Necron with a sledgehammer in hand. He swings it around and crashes it into the base of Necron's skull, knocking him foward on top of Narc. Rammer goes down, his last bit of energy spent on that one jump. Necron is on top of Narc, completely dazed. The ref counts.. 1-2-... but Narc is pulling out from under Necron.He rolls the big man over and covers... 1-2-3!!! Narcissus has defeated the giant!!
Hank- Who'd a thunk it? A little guy like Narc defeating that demonic Harvester?
Michael D.- Did you just say "who'd a thunk it?"
Hank- Shut up Mike.
Narcissus helps Rammer up and they walk out of the front area together. Necron finally stirs and rolls out of the ring, heading up the ramp.
"I Did It" By Dave Mathews begins to play as fire works rain down, and Carter Lambert steps out on stage. He raises his hands one at a time lifting up his hands. As he walks down the ramp pyro slow shoot up the ramp with each step.
"My Time" blasts on the PA System as the camera quickly takes shot of the VideoTron as it shows the words 'Grade A' and then flashes and we see the letters 'PKA' flashing. It changes to shots of PKA wrestling at his fast pase, and the words continue to flash 'Grade A' ::: 'PKA' continue to come up on the screen. PKA walks out from behind the curtain with his International Title around his waist, some white wrist tape, and some silver jeans. He walks down the ramp towards the ring. While doing so he grabs onto his left wrist tape and runs his hand on it, then doing the same thing with his left hand to his right wrist's tape. PKA stops at the end of the ramp in front of the ring looking out at the crowd, to the left, and right. He walks to the ring and gets on the apron, then climbing the turnbuckle and stopping on the second buckle, he raises his arms directly out at his sides in a crusifix stance. PKA drops his arms to his sides and looks out at the crowd once more, before leap frogging over the ropes and into the ring.
Hank- We've seen some crazy stuff from PKA in the past few weeks, will it continue tonight?
Mike D.- After all the crap Lambert put him through up until Target Locked, I'd say the chances are good.
Michael D.- Hey thats mine!
The thing PKA has is an electric foot massager, full of water! He swings it around and splashes the whole works down on Lambert's head. Lambert crumples under the weight of the water-filled massager. PKA reaches back in through the hole, and grabs Mike D's boots! Apparantly he had taken them off to soak his feet! PKA grabs the shoe strings and swings the boots in a wide arc, but CL sees them in time and dodges. But the smell comin off them is bad enough to daze him. PKA jumps and is about to land feet first on CL's head, but CL rolls away, and comes back after PKA lands and gives him a hell of a low blow.
Mike D- What a cheapshot! But smart tho!
PKA goes down and Lambert reaches for a chair. He folds it up, then folds it around PKA's chest. He rolls him back into the ring, then goes for a cover. 1-2- No! PKA kicks out. PKA is quick to his feet and runs at Lambert, dropkicking him against the ropes. He rolls outside and under the ring, coming out with a large duffel bag. He tosses it into the ring and leaps up to the top ropes. He dives off, landing a senton bomb on Carter. He then rolls over to the duffel bag and unzips it, bringing out a bottle of Blackberry Merlot. He pulls out a corkscrew and pops the top. He pours it over CL's face, who begins to revive and splash around, wiping his face. PKA drinks deeply of the bottle, then smashes it over CL's head. Lambert thrashes around as PKA goes for the corkscrew. He brings it over and drags it down Lambert's face, cutting a jagged scar across his face.
Hank- My God! What is wrong with this guy?
PKA goes outside the ring and begins to grab chairs. He sets three up side by side, then sets three more up behind those. But Lambert is up! PKA notices and rushes to the ring, only to have Lambert pick him up by the hair. Lambert drags him into the ring with a snarl, and starts laying in punches. He whips PKA to the opposite ropes, and on the return, slams a powerful clothesline into him. PKA goes down on the mat hard, and Lambert jumps to springboard the ropes for a moonsault. He covers, 1-2- no! PKA kicks out. PKA shakes out the cobwebs, just as Lambert is to his feet. Lambert comes over to PKA and grabs him in a chinlock. He lifts him up to his feet, then swings him around, tossing him bodily over the ropes and into the chairs!!
Michael D.- Looks like those chairs were counterproductive to PKA!
Lambert runs outside the ring with the duffel bag in tow. He reaches in and pulls out a casserole dish! He brings it over his head, but PKA is able to get up and spears Lambert into the ring steps! The casserole dish clatters to the ground and PKA grabs it. As he lifts it above his head, The Mainstreamer suddenly runs down the ramp toward him. PKA is about to switch the shot to Mainstreamer, but Mainstreamer is too quick. He swings around and nails the Streamliner!! PKA goes down hard as Mainstreamer looks down on him and laughs, then saunters up the ramp.
Hank- What the hell?! Why did Mainstreamer just help Carter Lambert? Isn't Lambert Narcissus' partner??
Michael D.- Yeah, but Narc is taking on PKA for the International Title soon... Mainstreamer just got a taste of gold tonight, and I'll bet he's wanting Narc to win PKA's belt!
Hank- So he can take it from Narc in their inevitable rematch!!
Michael D.- Hey Hank... this match should have been called by now. Where's the ref?
Hank- Would you want to ref a match with ultra violent PKA in it?
PKA and Lambert are slowly getting up. PKA is the first up though, and he scrambles for the casserole dish. He goes back to the duffle bag and pulls out a roll of barbed wire. He wraps it around the dish just as Lambert is to his feet. CL runs at PKA, who turns quickly and smashes the dish over CL's head. Carter finally crumples, out cold. PKA takes a moment to catch his breath, then drags CL up to the top of the ramp, he goes back down and grabs chairs once again. He sets them up as before, three in front, three in back. He grabs Lambert up, and makes him stand. Before CL can fall over again, PKA suddenly jumps up to his shoulders, and does a quick as hell hurricanrana off the stage onto the chairs!!
Mike D.- Oh my God! That was a Super Rana, and both of them have been broken in half on those chairs!
Hank- Neither one is getting up, Mike... I think this match is history!
Officials come out to check on PKA and Carter Lambert. EMT's rush out with stretchers, and load each man onto one. The fans gape in disbelief as they are both rolled to the back.
Hank - Well this next match-up should be something to look forward to, you have Brian Graves making his first appearance on nWo television since his match at Target Locked, and he had some choice words last week.
Michael D - Yeah I didn't quite understand that, but if he wants to bad mouth this company, my favorite superstar Nester will teach him a thing or two!
A loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as the lights dim and the fans all rush the barricade. Finally, "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts throughout the arena as none other than the Nesterman himself Nester DeFranco bursts past the curtain in his trademark wrestling gear. He looks from side to side as he points to his Nester-Maniacs in the crowd wearing his shirts and holding up his signs while he heads directly to the ring. He rolls under the ropes and jumps to his feet, climbing up to the second turnbuckle to salute his fans. The camera focuses up close on his face until he looks down at the lens and drops a goober onto it, signaling for his music to end.
Michael D - Man I love this guy, he's so amazing! He'll be twice what Dick ever was!
Suddenly, "Hit The Floor" By Linkin Park starts up in the arena, the beat is slow and steady when blue and red floodlights fill the arena. Then suddenly the music beats hard and the fans boo like mad. Pyros shoot down from the above rafters clearing a space for Brian Graves to walk through but nothing. Nobody comes out. Nester is waiting in the ring and turns around waiting for an attack from behind but nothing. Nester gets confused and looks to the ref and ring announcer who are just as confused. Suddenly the Titan-Tron fires up and Brian Graves is seen kicking back in a chair with the words "Seattle, Washington" at the top right. The crowd boos like mad as Nester's face goes irate.
Hank - Oh my god! He's still in Seattle!
Brian Graves- Before I speak on Nester, I'd like to say a little something about this upcoming tournament. Ichabod has pretty much left me in charge of it. I'd like to take a moment and announce the tag teams that will be competing. We have... Nester DeadAliveFranco with PKA. We have Narcissus "The Giant Killer" and Carter Lambert. We have the Triple X Effect... and we have Cheapshots and...
Just then "Run Like Hell" plays and Cheapshots steps out. The crowd cheers and boos alternately. He has a mic in hand.
Cheapshots- My partner is... Mainstreamer!!!
The camera flips backstage quickly and shows Mainstreamer looking stunned. The camera comes back to the shot of Brian as Cheapshots drops the mic and laughs while Brian smiles slightly.
Brian- Now, Nester! What's up bud? How you doing man? I hope all is well in... in... oh hell wherever this "company" if you can call it that, is wrestling, I'm sure that your having a great time there. But seriously, let's get down to business shall we? How was Seattle? Did you enjoy your trip? How's your new house? I'm glad your so happy about this whole situation, moving next to some dude with a Chevy Xtreme, because let's face it, the odds of that being my house are what? Slim to none right? But I'm sure you were just doing that to get in my head, but while you were wasting your time minute after minute cutting promos, I sat at my house and watched, I laughed, and I almost cried out of pity, man you are a sad kid you know that? And to think this place actually believes in you. You were better off dead my friend; don't let anyone trick you into anything different.
Brian pauses and smiles as the fans boo like mad. Brian just shakes his head
You hear that Nester, they boo me because they don't know any better. They boo me because we tell them to boo me, they are fickle Nester. They will cheer or boo whom I tell them to, I run these people's lives as well as you do. Guarantee you if I were to show up there tonight and save Ichabod's ass, I'd get the biggest roar ever! But if I went out there and say, jumped your ass
Nester gets confused as Brian slides in the ring from behind and takes him out hard with a right hand sending him to the floor.
They would boo like crazy.
Hank - What the hell! That was pre-taped!
Brian smiles and looks down at Nester and lifts him up. Brian gets him on his shoulders for a Special Delivery but Nester reverses it and bounces off the ropes! He hits him with a sliding drop kick to the knees sending Brian down. Nester stands above him and spits on Brian's back as he lifts him up and kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a vicious piledriver! Nester then climbs to the top rope and leaps off nailing Brian with a Total Devastation! Nester rolls out of the ring and opens up the casket and looks at Brian and smiles. He grabs Brian and starts rolling him towards the open casket when suddenly a loud grunting stops Nester in his tracks. He looks up the ramp and Necron comes bolting down b lining for Graves. Nester slides out of the ring and hops over the guardrail staring at Necron as he slides in the ring. Brian glances up at the last moment to see the big man and rolls out inches away from his grasp. Brian circles the ring and sprints up the ramp holding his neck and ribs from Nester's attack! Necron is just feet behind him though as the two disappear backstage.
Michael D - What the hell did Necron do! Nester had it!
Hank - Well either way you look at it, Nester gets the win here tonight and is 2-0 on Graves, but Necron has hell to pay to Graves! Literally!
Michael D - Well either way you look at it, this show has to come to an end, we'll see you next week!
