"Kountry Korners" by Goldfish Don't Bounce plays as the scene changes to inside a room with lots of rows of televisions set up above a control panel. Ralph Lillard stands in the middle smiling.

Ralph Lillard- Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the first edition of nWo Ruffhouse! This is where we recap the events of the past week's untelevised show, and talk about the events to come in the following weeks.

Ruffhouse started off with Jack Frost and Barty B Badd squaring off in singles action. The two men kept it pretty tame, but lets take a look at the deciding factor:

A computer effect lets a TV screen that just lit up zoom out and fill the screen, showing Jack Frost lying on the mat. Badd is up on the ropes about to drop an elbow. He flies out as the crowd screams out approval, but lands funny on Frost. He rolls away, holding his bicep and squinting his eyes as Frost turns on his stomach and promptly spits up blood. The ref tries to check on both of them, then suddenly stands up and calls for a bell. EMTs rush out and climb into the ring as the scene cuts back to Ralph Lillard.

Ralph Lillard- According to sources, Barty landed funny and fractured his humerus, while Jack Frost had a rib cracked in the process. The two men are going to be out of action for a while for recovery.

Two faces came on the scene recently, and while one has been throwing his weight around due to his connections, the other hasn't had a bout until this week. Shadow Law took on Madman Michael in the Madmans first matchup.

The computer effect takes place again, this time showing Madman with Law on the outside of the ring. Michael is about to slam Law's face into the security rail, but Law plants his hand and drives and elbow into the Madman's chest. Michael staggers back, and Shadow Law hits him with a clothesline. He picks Madman up and rolls him into the ring. Climbing in, Law takes Madman apart with a series of kicks to the head. Law celebrates for the crowd, and Michael gets up slowly, sneaking over for a schoolboy. He is about to roll him up, when Tony Delgotti appears on the ramp. The ref yells out toward Delgotti to stay away, giving Law a chance to kick out. He grabs a stunned Michael and nails him with his finisher. The ref turns around in time to see Law cover, 1-2-3!

Madman Michael was later to say he was leaving the nWo due to creative differences. A lot of people disagree with the way things are run around here. I don't! It wasn't until Ichabod took over that I was able to get my own show. And I bet another guy who agrees with it is PKA! His segment had been cancelled due to airtime cash shortage. But Ichabod came through and offered to pay for it in return for help in protecting Deidre. The segment was slated to take place on this Ruffhouse, but watch what happened.

We see PKA with a clipboard watching the set up of the "My Time" segment, when one of the officials drops some of the equipment. He glances over at PKA who is just rolling his eyes. He quickly apologizes and picks the piece back up, but a few minutes later, the same guy drops a speaker, which breaks. PKA drops the clipboard and runs over, seeing that the speaker is busted.

PKA- You damned idiot! What are you doing? That's one speaker less to broadcast my voice to the waiting millions. Thanks a lot. Get the hell out of here!

The embarassed official backs off the stage, crashing into some more props, knocking them over and breaking them. PKA, who had just picked up his clipboard, breaks it over his knee and walks out.

The scene changes, and it shows PKA bursting into Ichabod's office. Ichabod looks up at him allowing him to rant about inept officials, nodding here and there. Finally he smiles.

Ichabod- No worries, PKA. We'll show your segment at the next Malice, and it will be even better because it will be televised. And I'll oversee it myself, and if anyone screws up, they'll be fired on the spot. Hows that?

PKA- Alright Ichabod. Thank you.

Ichabod- That's what I'm here for, man.

The scene flips back to Ralph Lillard who is caught picking his nose. He drops his hand to his side quickly, and looks up.

Ralph Lillard- Well, you heard it here first, folks. PKA's "My Time" is to make its return to Television on next week's Malice!

Now, I'm sure everyone has been wondering what the hell is up with this Necron guy. I mean the guys an obvious nutcase, and he doesn't care if you know it. But there is some underlying situation going on, and if you believe what Ichabod and Brian say, its of the supernatural course. We here at nWo don't endorse any one belief, but one thing we do endorse is entertainment! And the people surrounding this storyline never fail to entertain. This past week at Ruffhouse, we had Rose slated to take on Heather Halliwell, but Heather was a no show, and Rose was delayed due to wartime air traffic. However, Rose called ahead to the show to let us know, and therefore we had time to put together a montage of Rose footage from the previously unreleased "WoW Divas in Paradise." The men of the audience were not dissappointed with having to watch ten minutes of the bikini clad woman lover sprawled out on beautiful beaches, all oiled up and glistening with her... um, nevermind.

The main event inluded Jugernaut taking on "Simply Amazing" Matt Styles in some pretty exciting action as you'll see here:

Once again the scene zooms out to show Matt and Jugs tearing into each other with lefts and rights all around the ring. Styles nails a front jumpkick, but Jugs is quickly to his feet to nail a huge cross body block. He goes for the cover, but Styles kicks out. He gets up quickly and Jugs rushes at him, but Matt spins around with a forearm smash, knocking Jugs to his ass. He pounces on him, mounting punches, and a thin trickle of blood starts to issue from his forehead. The ref notices something and grabs Matt by the wrist. He grabs something out of Style's hand... its a razor blade!! He is about to call for the bell, but Jugs shoves the ref aside and grabs Matt, tossing him like a rag doll toward the corner. He launches himself into the corner with a big splash, and Matt crumples. Jugernaut lifts Styles up and nails him with the "Burning Hammer" then pins him as the ref comes to and counts the three!

The scene goes back to Lillard.

Ralph Lillard- I have it on good authority that Matt Styles has been suspended because of the razorblade incident.

Well folks, thank you for joining us for this edition of Random Ruffhouse. Keep an eye out for the next edition and keep watching nWo 24/7 television for all the latest promos of your favorite superstars! Good night!

The scene goes off the air as Lillard flips off the televisions and the copyright information appears on screen.