Earlier Today
Footage begins back stage as Antdawg is sitting in a lounge with Chairman Gooding.
Gooding: "Antdawg I need you to take the Fallen One out at the pay-per-view, if you can beat him I will give you anything you want."
Antdawg: "Anything?...."
Gooding: "I am a man of my word."
Antdawg: "Fine.... we have a deal."
Antdawg begins to leave but Gooding stops him.
Gooding: "What is it that you want?"
Antdawg: "A World Championship Reign!"
Antdawg leaves and camera moves in on Gooding.
Gooding: "But what about Gam....."
Footage takes us back to the ring with Bob, and Dick ringside.
Bob: "Well we are about to get underway but ... Dick how do you suppose that Chairman Gooding can give anyone the World title I mean it belongs to Gambit?"
Dick: "He owns this whole dang nabbit company he even owns us, hell I would have to do what ever he told me... frankly put Bob we are his Bitches!!!!"
Bob: "Shut up Dick..... Well we are gonna get started tonight with a Cruiser-Weight Championship Match..
Cruiser-Weight Championship Match: CW Champion Vinny Hollywood Napoli vs. The Dragon,
We are the Champions blasts over the PA as Hollywood makes his way to the ring with a mike.
Hollywood: "I am gonna win this match tonight for a number of reasons... because i’m better than the Dragon.. because I’m quicker than the Dragon... because i’m stronger than the Dragon but most importantly I am rich enough to buy the Dragon."
Dragon’s music blasts over the speakers and he walks out wearing a shirt that says "2 time CW champion"
Dragon: "I remembered your great sense of fashion so I thought I’d have this shirt made and wear it out to the ring cause the text is inevitable.... Tonight I will become the first 2 time Cruiser-weight Champion."
Match begins and the Dragon starts off with a Suplex followed up with a side walk slam. Dragon goes to the turnbuckle leaping off with a huge moon sault. It looks as if the Dragon will attach a Sharpshooter but then he turns it into a pin ...1...2...3 (winner via pinfall and New SMWF Cruiser-Weight Champion... Dragon!!!)
Bob: "My god that match didn’t even last a minute what has happened to Hollywood!!!!!"
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Triple Threat Match for the SMWF Hillsdale Championship, The Bug vs. John Henry Mckenzie vs. Hillsdale Champion Tiger Buchanan
"I’m Bout it" blasts over the pa system and the Bug walks out to he ring with a mike... The Bug: "Tonight 3 of the greatest in ring performers of all time will compete in these ropes to decide who will leave with the Hillsdale championship..... Tiger Buchanan I will not only beat you in this ring but I will out wrestle you, you will see a side of me that no one has seen before!!!"
John Henry Mckenzie’s Music blasts over the PA and he makes his way to the ring.... JHM grabs a mike and begins to speak, JHM: "You call yourself a technically powerful wrestler.... Tiger well just get ready to see the true power of a Monster."
Tiger Buchanan walks out to the ring with the Hillsdale Championship belt around his waist, Tiger: "This belt is a part of me and ill be damned if your gonna take it from around my waist."
Match begins as Tiger dives in the ring. And attempts to pin the Bug...1.. kickout after 1. The Bug gets up and goes for the turnbuckle as Tiger fireman carries the much bigger JHM to the ground. The Bug flies off the turnbuckle and hits Mckenzie with a frogsplash. The Bug goes for the pin 1...2... Kickout after two. The Bug Irish whips Tiger out of the ring and goes back to the turnbuckle... he flips off the top of the turnbuckle and hits a Junesault on JHM, the pin ...1...2 The Red Planet runs out to the ring and breaks up a really slow count. The Bug is thrown out of the ring by his Father the Red Planet... The Planet connects to the head of the Bug with a steel chair. JHM staggers to his feet as Tiger climbs back in the ring. JHM sets him up for a powerbomb but Tiger flips him, hits a leg drop on him, and goes for the Sharpshooter......JHM reaches for the ropes but misses and after 1 more attempt he taps out. (Winner: via Subbmission and Still SMWF Hillsdale Champion Tiger Buchanan.) Tiger and JHM continue to fight in the ring as Red Planet and the Bug have a huge bloody conflict outside the ring.
Bob: "My god A Father-Son relationship has exploded into a blood bath outside the ring!!!!"
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Hardcore Championship Match, Biggie G vs. Hardcore Champion Barbwire, if Biggie G loses he leaves the SMWF.
Dick: "Well next we have a David vs. Goliath type match with Barbwire defending his beloved Hardcore championship against Biggie G."
Bob: "As an extra stipulation to this match Biggie G has announced that if he doesn’t win he will retire from the SMWF... Forever!!!"
Big pimpin Blasts over the PA and Biggie G walks out to the ring with a trash can full of goodies.
Biggie G: "Who here is ready to see me beat the crap out of that no good communist asshole Barbwire... (crowd starts to chant "B I G") thats what I thought, and who here wants to see me end my career?.... (Crowd: "boooooo!") Yeah thats also what I thought... well come out here Bitchwire and i’ll show you the beating of your life."
Barbwire’s Music blasts over the speakers and he walks out to the ring along with some broad.
Barbwire: "Biggie G you call me a communist well you know what I got to say ‘bout that..."
He slaps his escort and she runs off crying....
Barbwire: "You to will get a Barbwire Bitch slap!!!!!!"
Barbwire enters the ring and rushes the Big Man, who sidesteps and catches the Champ with a drop toehold. B I G gets to his feet and slams Barbwire to the mat, Biggie G grabs about 4 feet of rusty barbwire out of his trash can. The Big Man starts choking BW with the wire and quickly draws blood somehow Barbwire gets up and hits a powerslam to break the hold. The rest of the match has B I G totally dominating the Champion. Barbwire try’s many offensive maneuvers but the G is totally on fire and after a minute or so has Barbwire totally under his control. Barbwire goes for a DDT but Biggie G reverses it and hits the Biggie Bomb on the champ the pin ...1...2...3 (Winner and New SMWF Hardcore Champion, Biggie G!!!)
Bob: "We have a new Champion but my god look at the amount of blood Barbwire is loosing from that nasty maneuver.... Biggie G is truly scary!!!!!"
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Tag Team Championship Street Fight Rules; Terrorizer and Ice Master vs. Jamie X-treme and The I.C.O.N.
Terrorizer and the Ice Master walk out with the tag belts and grab mikes... Terroizer: "Jamie X-treme and The I.C.O.N. have challenged us to a match well this oughta be really fun cause these bastards have never teamed before so all I can say is ...1...2...3"
Ice Master: "Yeah this should be an ass whooping to the Xtreme!!!"
Xtreme and I.C.O.N. come out to a huge crowd response..... Xtreme: "You are gonna try to beat two of the greatest hardcore champions of all time in this ring tonight??? I don’t think so tonight 2 things will be made ... new hardcore champions.... and you will be made our bitches!!!"
Match is fast paced and this gives the Team of I.C.O.N. and Xtreme an advantage. Ice Master hits an Orange Crush pin on Jamie Xtreme and at the same time the Terrorizer pins the Icon. The Official goes to count Ice Master’s pin 1…2… no Jamie Xtreme kicks out. The Official then goes to count Terrorizer’s pin 1…2… no The Icon had his hand on the rope all along, even though the Terrorizer had him pinned for at least 4 seconds the ref can’t be in two places at once and immediately spots the hand on the ropes. Ice Master gets up and starts complaining to the ref as this happens the Icon comes up from behind him and gives him a German Suplex then a pin 1..2..3 (Winners and new SMWF Tag Team Champions: The I.C.O.N. and Jamie Xtreme)
Chairman Gooding walks out to the ring and demands that the titles be upheld from changing because of a fast count to end the match.
Xtreme: "Well screw that if we cant have the tag titles then those bastards can’t have them either....lets do it Icon!!"
Xtreme and Icon throw the tag titles into the crowd and leave.
Announcement: (Due to an overuling the winners and still SMWF Tag Team Champions Terrorizer and the Ice Master!)
Bob: "Well Dick some lucky fans will get to take those tag team championship belts home!!!"
Dick: "And next we have one of the damnedest matches we may ever see here in the SMWF this is a first blood match between two men who have killed each other over and over again."
First Blood Match: Dobby J vs. The Punk
Johnny Quest thinks were Sellouts blasts over the PA and The Punk walks to the ring with a mike and with what appears to be an old burnt title belt.
Punk: "This belt has always been apart of me, Dobby, we have fought over this belt numerous times hell we have even thrown each other off of the mateo-tron for this belt that is we did before this belt was retired and replaced with a Hardcore title. Now to many of you this belt is worthless but you now what it is the most sacred title in this federation. Everyone all across this world The Punk is truly proud to present to the return of the most coveted title of all time last seen being burnt by the Fallen One..... the Punk No DQ Title!!!!!.... so I challenge you Dobby J to two matches in one the regularly scheduled first blood match and of course if you pin me you can take the Punk no DQ Championship!"
Dobby J walks out to the ring and grabs a mike.
Dobby J: "OK OK ill take your damn title away from you lets get this match started!"
Two Matches in One; Punk No DQ Title Match for first pin and regularly scheduled 1st blood Match for a chance to compete in a number one contender’s match, Dobby J vs. The Punk.
Match begins as the Punk Irish whips Dobby J into and over the ropes to the outside of the ring. While Dobby J is getting up The Punk runs jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a frogsplash on his opponent. The pin ...1... kickout after one. Dobby gets up and bulldogs the Punk onto the ramp which he follows up with a blindsided choke. The Punk kicks his foot backwards and hits Dobby J in the balls to break up the hold. Dobby J hits a huge ddt onto the ramp but the Punk is still not bleeding. Dobby goes for the pin ...1...2 kickout after two. The two men get up and after an amazing exchange of punches by both men they find themselves at the entrance area of the stage, just under the Mateo-Tron. Dobby J is Irish whipped into the set.... this gives the Punk enough time to rip an SMWF sign from the wall and set it on fire with a lighter kept in his side pocket. The Punk charges at Dobby but Dobby quickly dives out of the way and begins to run from the Punk. The Punk traps Dobby on the corner of the stage just at the end of the set.
Bob: "My god Dobby J has nowhere to go he can’t run and if he fights back the first blood match is over.... Oh dear lord no Dobby J is climbing the Mateo-Tron to get away from the Punk.... and even worse yet the Punk is following him with that burning sign."
Dick: "What how crazy is this the ref is climbing up the Tron too... I guess he has to in case of a pin fall."
The two madmen continue to climb this demonic steel entrance way followed by the ref. Finally they make it to the top of the Mateo-Tron and are all standing on a four foot wide scaffolding that rests atop the big screen. The Punk hits with a flurry of arm chops and follows it up with a huge powerbomb pinning combination onto the scaffold. The ref makes the count ...1...2... Kickout!!!!! After two the Punk hits an elbow onto Dobby J and follows it up with a backdrop... the pin ...1....2.... Kickout again after two!!!! Dobby gets up and hits a ddt followed by a pin...1....2.... The Punk manages to slide one of his shoulders off the scaffolding and the ref stops the count as he sees one half of the Punk’s upper body dangling 80 feet above the ground floor. Dobby picks the Punk up and attempts to hip toss his opponent off the top of the Big Screen... but the Punk reverses it and hits a Suplex pinning combination onto the scaffold. ...1....2....3 (Winner of the first match and still Punk No Dq Champion .... The Punk!!!) As the Punk is celebrating Dobby Grabs the Burning sign and Decks the Punk across the back of the head this knocks the Punk nearly out and he is completely opened up. (Winner of the second Match via first blood rules and advancing to a number one contender’s Match Dobby J) That is not enough for Dobby though as he notices a dangling cable used to hold the set up. He quickly grabs the Punk ties the Cable around his hands and throws him away from the Mateo-Tron so he is swinging back and forth above the Big screen. Dobby J climbs down the Mateo-Tron and leaves the arena as the audience is still mesmerized by what they have seen.
Bob: "Will someone grow a soul and help the Punk down from that.... Holy Moses I cannot believe what just happened to that poor soul!"
Dick: "It serves him right piece of rock music trash!!"
Bob: "Next we have another match for the ages.... the battle of the big men.... The Fallen One vs. Antdawg."
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Grudge match: The Fallen One vs. Ant Dawg w/ Chairman Gooding
Footage is shown of earlier conversation between Antdawg and Hollywood.
Single’s Match Ant-Dawg vs. The Fallen One winner has been guaranteed a world title reign by Chairman Gooding.
Why Can’t We Be Friends by: Smashmouth blasts over the PA system and Antdawg makes his way to the ring with a mike.
Antdawg: " Tonight in this ring I will earn my world title reign as Gooding had promised me. I will then go down in history as the greatest world champion in the history of this federation."
"The Onslaught has ended.... A new time has come and it requires.... A darker soul..." these words are said over the PA as Fallen One’s Music starts. The lights go for about 30 seconds. A burst of fire quickly flares and then goes out just as it goes out red lights light up the arena show that the Fallen One is in the ring starring face to face with Ant Dawg.
Fallen One grabs Ant Dawg’s mike and begins to speak, Fallen One: "Ant dawg......... ugh..... Wel... come to.. Hellll"
The lights return to normal as the match gets underway. Fallen One locks up with Ant-dawg and irish whips him into the ropes. Ant-Dawg bounces back and gets kicked in the face hard. Fallen One hits a huge ddt on Ant-Dawg and then throws him out of the ring over the top rope. Fallen One follows Ant out and throws his opponent into the steel stairs. Fallen One hits an explosive suplex onto the cement that surrounds the ring. Fallen One throws Ant-Dawg back into the ring... some how Ant-Dawg gets up and clotheslines The Fallen One to the ground. The Fallen One however gets right back up and hits the Sacrifice onto Ant Dawg.
Bob: "Game, set, and match... this is over!"
Fallen One goes for the pin... the ref makes the count ...1...2... the ref stops the count. The ref takes off his wig.
Bob: "My god that’s no ref that’s David Lacraws... and he has the balls to screw the Fallen One."
The Fallen One chokeslams Lacraws and begins the clobbering with rights and lefts. Then out off the crowd Leather Face and the Monster climb into the ring with chairs and begin to beat the crap out of the Fallen One. Ant-Dawg finally climbs to his feet and makes the cover on the Fallen One. Lacraws makes the count ...1...2... kickout after two.
Bob: "My god why in the hell, How in the Hell did fallen One just kickout?"
Dick: "I don’t know Bob... I just don’t know."
The Fallen One climbs to his feet and hits a double clothesline on both the Monster and Leather Face knocking them out of the ring. Ant-Dawg sucker punches The Fallen One knocking him against the ropes. The Fallen One somehow fights backs and the two giants exchange blows throughout the ring. Fallen One gains the upper hand in the punching battle and uses it to once again throw Ant-Dawg out of the ring. Fallen One then picks up Ant-Dawg and holds him high above his head before body pressing him into the crowd.
Crowd: "Holy Shit... Holy Shit ... Holy Shit... Holy Shit.... Holy Shit!!!!"
Hollywood carrying a sledge hammer and Gooding running right behind him come down to the ring and go after Fallen One. Hollywood swings the sledge hammer at Fallen One’s head but the Fallen One catches the shaft of the hammer and throws it down. Fallen One tries to go after Hollywood but Gooding distracts him just as The Monster and Leather Face are getting up. The Monster and Leather Face hold The Fallen One’s arms back as Gooding pulls out handcuffs and applies them to the Fallen One’s wrists. The Fallen One somehow still fights back as he hits head butts on The Monster and Leather Face. Gooding attacks the Fallen One knocking him off balance but amazingly the Fallen One breaks free of the hand cuffs and grabs gooding by the neck. He chokeslams the Chairman onto the cement floor. Fallen One then sets his sights on Hollywood whom’s neck he grab’s also. Fallen One lifts Hollywood high into the air when out of nowhere Ant-Dawg attacks the Fallen One with the sledge hammer to the back of the head. The Fallen One finally falls to the ground. Ant-Dawg throws him inside the ring and covers him, Lacraws makes the count....1....2....3. (Winner and Guaranteed a world title reign by Chairman gooding... Ant-Dawg.)
****Tag Team number one contender’s Match: Longshot and Centrega vs. Mystery Opponents****
Longshot and Centrega walk down to the ring as a remix of thier music blasts over the PA system.
Longshot: "Just in case you mystery opponents are new, don’t expect to beat us in this match ok?"
The Mystery Opponents’ music blasts over the PA system and The Italian Stallion & The Crippler make their way to the ring.
Match starts off with all four men in the ring at once. Crippler with a clothesline on Longshot. Italian Stallion chops Longshot in the corner. Longshot powerslams Italian Stallion for a two count. Crippler with a big boot and elbow drop and Longshot for a pin ....1...2...kickout. Crippler with a running clothesline on Longshot. Centrega with the rolling clothesline on Crippler. Crippler with a splash on Centrega for the pin...1...2...kickout . Italian Stallion and Awesome double team Centrega in their corner. Italian Stallion with a back elbow on Centrega for an attempted pin ...1...2...foot on the rope. Storm slams Centrega’s head into the ring steps. Crippler with a top rope forearm blow on Centrega for a pin ...1...2...kickout. Italian Stallion dropkicks Centrega and goes for the pin...1...2...kickout. Crippler with a piledriver on Centrega for the pin...1...2...Longshot breaks it up. Longshot is tagged in and hits Crippler with two running clotheslines. Iceman superkicks Longshot. Crippler goes up top and hits Longshot with a frogsplash for a pin...1...2...Centrega makes the save. Longshot with a release german suplex on Crippler. Longshot goes up top but gets caught by Crippler in a huge powerbomb, the pin...1...2...3. (Winners and Number One Contender’s: The Crippler and the Italian Stallion.)
Bob: "What an upset but now it is time for our main event.... one of the most anticipated matches of all time as Junkk will go head to head with Gambit in what is to be a true classic on the steel rungs."
Dick: "I have no idea of what could happen in this ladder match for the SMWF Championship... there are no DQ’s just a ladder and a lot of testosterone."
Main Event: SMWF World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match:
JunKK vs. SMWF Champion Gambit
"All Out" by 2pac blasts over the PA system and Junkk makes his way down the ramp as he exchanges high fives with the crowd. He then leap frogs into the ring and grabs a mike from the ring announcer.
Junkk: " Three times I have walked into an SMWF championship Match looking for gold... and three times I have become the new champion... Gambit you are obviously one of the stupidest SMWF Champions we have had... why else would you screw over the Fallen One like you did? You screwed over the most dominant force this fed has ever seen but maybe that was a sign... a sign that I have become the most dominant force in the SMWF. Gambit you may have started the Onslaught but it was the hell that I created for you that ended it. It was one year ago to tomorrow that the Fallen One became the only man to ever hold the Hardcore... World... and Tag team championships at one time. Well that’s great and all but that was last year that was before Gambit screwed me at Mateo-Mainia before I beat the Fallen One in an Iron Man match.... Enough about the past, this is the last time you will ever hold that belt again, Oh yeah prepare to get Trashed!!!"
The Onslaught’s Music plays over the sound system and Gambit makes his way to the ring wearing a cloak and holding the SMWF Championship belt.
After Gambit gives the belt to the ref, who sets it up 15 feet above the ring, and removes his cloak the match begins with both men in opposite corners and ladders surrounding the ring. Gambit and Junkk stare each other down for aprx. 30 seconds before Gambit goes for a spear. Junkk however leap frogs over Gambit and the champ is sent head first into the steel ring post. Junkk takes advantage and flies at Gambit connecting with a knee to the back of the Champion’s head. Junkk once again tries the same maneuver but Gambit rolls out of the way and Junkk’s knee slams hard into the turn buckle. Gambit sneaks up behind Junkk and hits him with a German suplex and then another... and another. Gambit then goes out side and gets a ladder which he sets up in the ring underneath the SMWF Championship belt. Gambit begins to climb the ladder when Junkk gets to his feet and stops Gambits bid to win the match with a back body drop off the ladder. Both men lay on the mat nearly out of life... slowly Gambit raises to his feet but he is quickly followed by Junkk who locks up with the Champion and DDT’s him to the mat. Gambit quickly recovers and hits a German suplex on Junkk... Then the Champ successfully hits another on "that bad motha... Junkk" This time however was one time two many as Junkk is able to turn the suplex into a Dead Lock (Inverted Arm Bar) Gambit reaches for the ropes but cannot find them... Gambit taps out to the Dead Lock...
Bob: "Gambit taped the champ taped but it doesn’t matter in this Ladder match it makes no difference!!!... Gambit can tap all he wants... he can tap out all he wants!!!"
Junkk refuses to let go of the hold but there is nothing the ref can do about it seeing as this is a no DQ Ladder match. A snap is heard throughout the arena and Gambit screams in agony. Junkk finally lets go of the hold and begins to climb the ladder towards the championship. Gambit staggers to his feet and manages to spear the ladder down to the ground just before Junkk can get his hands on the title... Junkk crashes hard down to the mat but both men are down for the count. Gambit gets up first and sets up the ladder in the corner of the ring... Gambit climbs the ladder and goes for a moonsault off the top but Junkk rolls out of the way and climbs to his feet. Junkk sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring which happens to be right above Gambits prone body. Junkk climbs the ladder and grabs the belt but before he can take it down, Gambit, with 1 good arm, pushes the ladder over and Junkk falls out side the ring. Gambit sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring and climbs all the way to the top but has trouble unfastening the belts with only the use of one arm. Junkk dives back in the ring and climbs the other side of the ladder pitting both men atop the steel structure.
Bob: "Junkk and the Champion are exchanging rights and lefts... back and forth the first one to fall will be the loser.. but can I safely say there will be no true victor.... more rights and lefts between these two superstars."
Dick: "Or in Gambits case Rights and Rights... he he... get it he only has one good arm... get it?"
Bob: "Shut up Dick!"
Junkk suddenly grabs Gambit and suplexs him onto the mat... but both men fall to the floor and both men are down. Out of nowhere The Red Planet comes down the ramp and throws Junkk out of the ring. Red Planet continues to pummel his son Junkk outside the ring... Meanwhile Gambit is staggering to his feet and going for the ladder.... Gambit climbs the ladder but is once again struggling with the belt, then out of the stands The Bug, Junkk’s brother, dives in the ring and Powerbombs Gambit to the floor just as Gambit had the belt half way unfastened. The Bug then goes outside the ring and hits a chair shot to the head of the Red Planet. June Bug screams at his brother to get back in the ring and win the match. Junkk crawls back into the ring just as Gambit is returning to his feet. Junkk "Trashes" (X-factors) Gambit and climbs the ladder... gambit makes a dive to stop Junkk but Junkk grabs the title belt and falls off the ladder. (Winner and New SMWF World Heavyweight Champion... Junkk!!!)
Bob: "What a match... What a match oh my god I have never seen anything like this before but whats this?...."
Chairman gooding’s Music blasts over the PA and he limps out to the ring along with Ant Dawg.
Gooding: "Tonight I introduce you to a new World Championship... another World Championship... Junkk may be the World Heavyweight Champion... But Ant-Dawg is the SMWF World-wide champion... that is all, good night!"
Bob: "What is this all about? What the hell how can we have 2 world champions.... Junkk will be no matter what the only real SMWF Champion!.. see you next time!!!"
