Sluts and child molestors (yes you VanVeen), time for Spyder to inform you on the upcoming events of D DAY3. I'm sure you'll find this to be one of the most fought out and brutual show you'll see in the history of UEBW. A lot is at stake here and I'm here to give you the preview of things to come.

Let's not waste time BS'ing, I want to get straight to talking about the UEBW Ultimate Title Match: Draven, our prestigeous CEO, versus the high-flying Rage. I look forward for a lot of aerial assaults and many technical reversals in this match. Now let's examine this further. Draven: his strengths are Spirit, his technical/power moves, aerial combat and the most overlooked...his CEO office. He can change the rules and stipulation at any time leading up to this match...he could even make Spirit the guest referee! Rage is what he is, pure adrenaline with fierce anger. If he can cost Spirit his Extreme TV title, then he could easily pull an upset but I think that was Rage's biggest mistake. Spirit might be getting his rematch earlier in the day, but he could always return the favor to rage.

MY PICK: Draven

Speaking of Spirit, he has his return Extreme Television Title Match with champion Extreme Eliminator. Now here's the stipulation: you interfere, you get fired. Simple as that. So did that has eliminated interference from the Conspiracy? Think again! Even though they may be hated, ring leader Outcast is a very crafty individual and will probably come up with a sneaky worm hole in order to support his man Extreme in this match. Then again Spirit's got the CEO in his back pocket. We all know of Extreme's concussion from a couple of weeks ago from an auto accident, but he's a fighting champion and is he being foolish to go against a giant such as Spirit with a head injury? I think after its all said and done, the big man Spirit will reign victor and reclaim his TV title.

My Pick: Spirit

The next match on my mind is something I viewed in the south Pacific island of Tonga. It's a match that you will see blood, you will see bones broken, and you might even see someone set on fire. Its an ULTIMATE TAC MATCH. You'll be seeing rows upon rows of tacks on chairs, bats, glass, pans, tables, practically it'll be all around. And what two interesting individuals will compete in this match? Well how about Klown defending his Toughman Title against Insanity! Insanity can take lots of pain, but will he be able to withstand a match so foreign as this. Folks, be ready to cream your pants after seeing this battle. Due to experience in bleeding in such matches...

MY PICK: Klown

What could be greater than a UEBW Tag Team Title Match featuring the X-Boyz (Venus and Super Nova) against Krazy Kris and Havoc? How about a Triple Threat Tag Title Match also featuring a new coming team, Ares and Hades, also known as THE WAR GODS! I heard they are supreme lightweights that are part of some evil cult but more news when it comes through later. As for now since this is a tough decision I'm just going to go with the team that has defeated Turbatus Spiritus and other great teams, the X-Boyz.

MY PICK: X-Boyz

This isn't enough yet? How about this: for the TKO Championship, Reaper will be defending against Psychotic in a FLAMING TABLE MATCH! Warning: never let that son of a bitch Psychotic near any flamable objects, that just drives him more nuts and gives him a hard-on for destruction. Reaper, I'm sorry to say, but you are so fucked in this match! Its been nice knowing you!

MY PICK: Psychotic

The Ultimate Lightweight title will finally be decided in a triple threat match. Will it be Anarchy? Will it be X-ibus? Will it be Nightmare? My ganja tells me that the champion will be:

MY PICK: Nightmare

1st Round of the "King of the UEBW" quickpicks:

Terminator vs. Beelzebub

MY PICK: Beelzebulb

French Flemwad vs. Chronic

MY PICK: Chronic

Executionar vs. White Magic

MY PICK: White Magic

Manslaughter vs. Havoc

MY PICK: Havoc

Also, word has it that Outcast possibly might not being showing up to D-Day 3, the rumor came from a reliable source that told me about a Salad Tossing Competition in San Francisco and Outcast is there representing the mean streets of Nausaukett. But keep your eye out for his legacy of tricks and conspiracies that will have a great effect in the show.

Who knows what else you'll see so tune in for D Day 3 in just another week and a half away and catch the greatest UEBW show to date!

This is SPyDER signing off...