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The Chicago Sun Times vs. The Commies
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Chicago Sun Times!!!
[The Chicago Sun Times come to the ring. ]
P.J. - and their opponents, the team of The Commies.
[The Commies walk to the ring. Big Tim is the referee for this match. The Commandant executes a pumphandle suplex on Hobson. Big Tim checks Hobson's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) They lockup. The Commandant sends Hobson to the corner of the ring. The Commandant bounces Hobson off the ropes and clotheslines him. Hobson stands up. The Commandant brings in The Czar for The Commies. The Czar gouges Hobson's eyes out. Hobson hits The Czar with a baba chop. The Czar tags The Commandant. The Czar picks Hobson up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. The Czar short-arm clotheslines Hobson to the mat. The Czar fist drops Hobson on the mat. The Czar gets back to his feet. Hobson grabs The Czar's head and DDT's him on the mat. Hobson slingshot elbow drops The Czar. ]
P.J. - Hobson executes a slingshot elbow drop.
[Hobson drags The Czar to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Hobson chokes The Czar with a microphone cable. ]
The Mullet - I wish every match could be like this!
[Hobson with a takeover suplex on The Czar. (..2) Hobson cuts The Czar with a blade. The Czar is bleeding as a result. Hobson climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Czar. Hobson moves back to his feet. (...3) The Czar stands up. (....4) The Czar uses a snap mare takeover on Hobson. (.....5) The Czar takes Hobson into the ring. The Czar puts Hobson in an arm grapevine submission. The Czar goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 Hobson escapes. The Czar rakes his fingers across Hobson's back. The Commandant tags in The Czar. Hobson executes a headlock takedown. ]
P.J. - The Czar takes a headlock takedown.
[The Commandant tagged in by The Czar. The Czar executes a swinging bulldog on Hobson driving Hobson's face into the mat. The Czar uses a swinging DDT to plant Hobson's head into the mat. ]
The Mullet - Come on ref! Do something!! Hobson is being double teamed!
[The Czar hits a spinning leg lariat on Hobson sending him to the mat. Hobson tags Fischman. The Commandant kicks Fischman on the mat. Now Fischman standing. The Commandant superkicks Fischman. Fischman is back on his feet. Fischman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Commandant. Fischman makes the tag to Hobson. Hobson piledrives The Commandant. Fischman picks The Commandant up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Fischman with spinning headscissors on The Commandant send him hard to the mat. Fischman pokes The Commandant in the eye with his thumb. The Commandant tags The Czar. The Czar puts Hobson in an arm grapevine submission. Hobson climbs to his feet. Hobson throws The Czar off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Hobson goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Czar kicks out. ]
The Mullet - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[The Czar gets up. Hobson executes the sleeperhold on The Czar. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Czar is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Hobson tightens the hold. The Czar escapes. Hobson and The Czar go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Hobson places The Czar on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. Hobson gets up. Hobson takes The Czar into the ring. Now The Czar standing. The Czar uses a closed fist on Hobson. The Czar brings in The Commandant for The Commies. The Commandant hiptosses Hobson. The Commandant tags in The Czar. The Czar measures Hobson up and drops a closed fist. The Czar gets up. Hobson moves back to his feet. The Czar uses a lariat on Hobson. The Czar bites Hobson's arm out of desparation. Hobson gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Hobson gets back to his feet. Hobson tackles The Czar. Hobson knee drops The Czar. Hobson moves back to his feet. The Czar stands up. Hobson short clothslines The Czar. The Czar stands up. Hobson executes a huge gutbuster on The Czar. Hobson thrust kicks The Czar in the head. Hobson covers The Czar. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
P.J. - The winners of this match, The Chicago Sun Times!!!
Steakhouse Stan vs. Throbbinhood (X-Treme)
P.J. - This match is a X-Treme. On his way to In the ring at this time, weighing in at 222 pounds, from Harlem, New York, Throbbinhood!!! (crowd cheers *)
["Baby Got Back" plays throughout the arena as Throbbinhood comes out. ]
P.J. - and his opponent, weighing in at 380 pounds, from Dallas, Texas, Steakhouse Stan!!!
[Steakhouse Stan walks to In the ring. Big Tim is the referee for this contest. Throbbinhood executes a pumphandle suplex on Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan executes a pumphandle suplex on Throbbinhood. (the bell rings) Throbbinhood grabs Steakhouse Stan's leg and takes him down. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Steakhouse Stan measures Throbbinhood up and drops a closed fist. Steakhouse Stan stands up. Throbbinhood gets back to his feet. Throbbinhood trys for a spinebuster bomb but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.]
The Mullet - The NJWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Steakhouse Stan trys for a rolling clothesline but Throbbinhood avoids it. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with the back of his elbow. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with a heart punch. Throbbinhood gets up. Steakhouse Stan executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood is up again. Throbbinhood gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... Steakhouse Stan tightens the hold. Steakhouse Stan breaks the hold. Steakhouse Stan and Throbbinhood move from In the ring to On top of the cage Throbbinhood trys for a running powerslam but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.Backstage Steakhouse Stan nails the bridging back suplex on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan with a falling splash on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan is up again. Steakhouse Stan throws Throbbinhood into a table. Throbbinhood breaks a table. ]
The Mullet - I wish every match could be like this!
[Steakhouse Stan knees Throbbinhood and rolls back to his feet. Throbbinhood climbs to his feet. Throbbinhood takes Steakhouse Stan down with a knee. Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Steakhouse Stan spinning mule kicks Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood trys for a dragon suplex but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood swings a steel chair and hits Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan is bleeding as a result. Throbbinhood kicks Steakhouse Stan in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Now Steakhouse Stan standing. Throbbinhood throws a kendo stick at Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan is bleeding as a result. ]
The Mullet - Steakhouse Stan could use some help about now.
[Steakhouse Stan goes for a springboard DDT but Throbbinhood dodges the attack. ]
The Mullet - Are you enjoying this match?
P.J. - Oh yeah!
[Throbbinhood trys for a fallaway slam but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Steakhouse Stan.Steakhouse Stan nails Throbbinhood with a belly-to-back suplex. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Throbbinhood gets hit with the shooting star press from Steakhouse Stan. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 Throbbinhood escapes. ]
The Mullet - Steakhouse Stan should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Throbbinhood trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Steakhouse Stan.Steakhouse Stan uses a snap mare takeover on Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood gets back to his feet. Steakhouse Stan hits the fallaway slam on Throbbinhood. Now Steakhouse Stan standing. Steakhouse Stan swings hockey stick and hits Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood is bleeding as a result. Steakhouse Stan hits him with a back fist. Steakhouse Stan gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
P.J. - elbowsmash!
[Steakhouse Stan gets elbowed to his midsection by Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood with a headbutt on Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood trys for a power bomb but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.Steakhouse Stan gets knock to the ground while Throbbinhood locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Big Tim asks Steakhouse Stan if he quits. ... Steakhouse Stan trys to escape. ... Steakhouse Stan is fighting the hold. ... Steakhouse Stan escapes. Throbbinhood throws Steakhouse Stan into a steel chair. Steakhouse Stan is bleeding as a result. ]
The Mullet - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[Steakhouse Stan executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Throbbinhood's head onto the mat. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan executes the sleeperhold on Throbbinhood. Big Tim asks Throbbinhood if he quits. ... ... ... Steakhouse Stan tightens the hold. Throbbinhood escapes. Steakhouse Stan with a falling splash on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Steakhouse Stan swings a nightstick and hits Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood breaks a nightstick. Throbbinhood is bleeding as a result. Steakhouse Stan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Throbbinhood trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood punches Steakhouse Stan in the head. Throbbinhood comes from behind and bulldogs Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood stands up. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]
The Mullet - If Steakhouse Stan keeps using moves like that double arm DDT he could win the match!
[Steakhouse Stan decides to try to clomb the cage. Throbbinhood trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood hits Steakhouse Stan with the back of his elbow. ]
The Mullet - Steakhouse Stan takes a back elbow.
[Throbbinhood does a cartwheel and kicks Steakhouse Stan in the face. Throbbinhood applies an arm wrench to Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood applies an arm wrench to Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood applies an arm wrench to Steakhouse Stan. Now Steakhouse Stan standing. Steakhouse Stan uses a running lariat to take Throbbinhood down. Throbbinhood gets hit with the shooting star press from Steakhouse Stan. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 Throbbinhood escapes. Now Throbbinhood standing. Throbbinhood gets locked into the headscissors submission by Steakhouse Stan. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Throbbinhood trys to escape. Steakhouse Stan breaks the hold. ]
The Mullet - Throbbinhood could use some help about now.
[Throbbinhood hits Steakhouse Stan with a slingshot bodyblock. Now Throbbinhood standing. Steakhouse Stan moves back to his feet. Throbbinhood is hit with a backward kick. Throbbinhood gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan gets up. Throbbinhood gets back to his feet. Throbbinhood does a handspring and hits Steakhouse Stan with a bodyblock, what a move! ]
P.J. - That handspring bodyblock was very good.
[Throbbinhood covers Steakhouse Stan hooking the leg. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Steakhouse Stan kicks out. Steakhouse Stan moves back to his feet. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with a slingshot bodyblock. Steakhouse Stan measures Throbbinhood up and drops a closed fist. Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Throbbinhood hits a kneeling headbutt to Steakhouse Stan's groin. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan with an Aztecan suplex on Throbbinhood sends him to the concrete. Steakhouse Stan stands up. Throbbinhood gets back to his feet. Throbbinhood gets hit with a back heel kick. Throbbinhood gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Steakhouse Stan. ]
The Mullet - Throbbinhood takes a diving elbow smash.
[Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Steakhouse Stan knees Throbbinhood and rolls back to his feet. Steakhouse Stan picks up Throbbinhood and hits him with a Back Suplex. Steakhouse Stan swings a 2 X 4 and hits Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood breaks a 2 X 4. Throbbinhood is bleeding as a result. ]
P.J. - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Steakhouse Stan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan is up again. Throbbinhood climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Steakhouse Stan gets back to his feet. Throbbinhood pokes Steakhouse Stan in the eye with his thumb. Throbbinhood trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.Throbbinhood hooks Steakhouse Stan in an armlock leglock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Steakhouse Stan is fighting the hold. ... Throbbinhood tightens the hold. Throbbinhood breaks the hold. backstage Steakhouse Stan with a takeover suplex on Throbbinhood. ]
P.J. - Good takeover suplex by Steakhouse Stan.
[Now Steakhouse Stan standing. Throbbinhood gets back to his feet. Throbbinhood slams Steakhouse Stan into a side of the cage. Steakhouse Stan throws Box of Chocolates at Throbbinhood. ]
The Mullet - The concrete is covered with blood from that injury.
[Steakhouse Stan legsweeps Throbbinhood. Now Throbbinhood standing. Steakhouse Stan chops Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood gets tiger suplexed by Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood trys for a airplane spin but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.on the floor Throbbinhood throws Toilet Seat at Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan is bleeding as a result. ]
P.J. - Throbbinhood is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Throbbinhood hits a koppo kick on Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Steakhouse Stan rakes his fingers across Throbbinhood's back. ]
The Mullet - Steakhouse Stan with a back rake.
[Steakhouse Stan delivers a kick to the head of Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan delivers a spinning backbreak to Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Throbbinhood. Throbbinhood stands up. Throbbinhood trys for a running powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Steakhouse Stan.]
The Mullet - Are you enjoying this match?
P.J. - Yeah, you know it.
[Throbbinhood kicks Steakhouse Stan in the head. Steakhouse Stan gets up. Steakhouse Stan slaps the face of Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan is back on his feet. Steakhouse Stan knifehand chops Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan executes a swinging bulldog on Throbbinhood driving Throbbinhood's face into the concrete. Steakhouse Stan moves back to his feet. Throbbinhood is up again. Steakhouse Stan hits Throbbinhood with the belly-to-belly suplex. Steakhouse Stan locks Throbbinhood in the odd octopus hold. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... Throbbinhood trys to escape. ... ... ... Throbbinhood escapes. Throbbinhood delivers a kick to the head of Steakhouse Stan. Throbbinhood grabs Steakhouse Stan and applies an arm wrench. Throbbinhood covers Steakhouse Stan hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Steakhouse Stan kicks out. ]
P.J. - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Steakhouse Stan uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Throbbinhood is down. Steakhouse Stan rolls onto Throbbinhood connecting with a knee. Steakhouse Stan measures Throbbinhood up and drops a closed fist. Steakhouse Stan with a falling splash on Throbbinhood. Steakhouse Stan gets up. Steakhouse Stan executes the Supper DDT on Throbbinhood! Throbbinhood gets hit with the shooting star press from Steakhouse Stan. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Mullet - We've got ourselves a winner!
P.J. - The winner of this match, Steakhouse Stan!!!
The Judge vs. The Best Dressed Man vs. Ripley vs. Poindexter
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Hollywood, California, The Judge!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Numerous bells are sounded and the sound of a gavel rings throughout the arena. ]
P.J. - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Fort Wayne, Indiana a member of GQ, The Best Dressed Man!!! (crowd boos *****)
["Magic Carpet Ride" is blasted over the PA and out comes The Best dressed man. ]
P.J. - introducing third, weighing in at 239 pounds, from ???, Ripley!!! (crowd boos **)
[The lights go down and no music plays. Ripley then enters the arena with a huge firewordks display. ]
P.J. - And finally, weighing in at 180 pounds, from West Lafayette, Indiana, Poindexter!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Poindexter's music plays and outhe comes, being booed the whole time. The Judge tests out the ropes. The Judge gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The Best Dressed Man. Ripley executes a pumphandle suplex on The Judge. Poindexter executes a pumphandle suplex on The Best Dressed Man. (ring, ring, ring) Poindexter executes the guillotine choke on Ripley. Poindexter gets up. Poindexter stomps Ripley's head. Poindexter kicks Ripley on the mat. Poindexter stomps Ripley's head. ]
P.J. - Poindexter executes a stomp.
[Poindexter kicks Ripley on the mat. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley pokes Poindexter in the eye with his thumb. Ripley throws Poindexter off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Now Poindexter standing. Poindexter bites Ripley's arm out of desparation. Poindexter trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Ripley.Running neckbreaker drop executed by Ripley takes Poindexter down hard. Ripley puts Poindexter in the hangman submission. Big Tim asks Poindexter if he quits. ... Poindexter trys to escape. ... ... Poindexter escapes. Ripley climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Judge. Ripley stands up. Ripley hits The Judge with an elbowdrop. The Judge is back on his feet. Ripley delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Judge. The Judge gets back to his feet. Now Poindexter standing. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man gouges Poindexter's eyes out. ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man executes a eye gouge.
[Poindexter neck snaps The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter uses a snap mare takeover on The Best Dressed Man. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. The Best Dressed Man knifehand chops Poindexter. Poindexter bounces The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. Poindexter knifehand chops The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man trys for a running powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.The Best Dressed Man and Poindexter go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[The Best Dressed Man trys for a crotch slam but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.(..2) The Best Dressed Man swings a chair and hits Poindexter. (...3) The Best Dressed Man trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Poindexter.(....4) Poindexter get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter gets up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Poindexter and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. Poindexter and The Best Dressed Man move back into the ring. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man in the groin. The Best Dressed Man hits a kneeling headbutt to Poindexter's groin. Poindexter stands up. The Best Dressed Man executes a headlock takedown. The Best Dressed Man covers Poindexter hooking the leg. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Poindexter kicks out. Poindexter gets up. The Best Dressed Man bounces Poindexter off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. The Best Dressed Man gets up. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. Poindexter gets up. The Best Dressed Man trys for a side slam but Ripley avoids it. ]
The Mullet - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[The Best Dressed Man goes for a cradle DDT but Ripley dodges the attack. The Best Dressed Man and Ripley go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man's momma would be proud!
[(..2) Ripley gets elbowed to his midsection by Ripley. ]
The Mullet - elbow to midsection!
[(...3) The Best Dressed Man is hit with a backward kick. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. (....4) The Best Dressed Man pokes Ripley in the eyes. (.....5) They head back into the ring. The Best Dressed Man hits Ripley with a baba chop. The Best Dressed Man jabs Ripley. Ripley gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - jumping neck snap!
[The Best Dressed Man hits Ripley with an earringer. The Best Dressed Man superkicks Ripley. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Ripley connecting with a knee. Ripley is back on his feet. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with the spinebuster slam. Ripley moves back to his feet. ]
The Mullet - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Ripley gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man connects with a flying knee. Ripley goes down. Now Ripley standing. The Best Dressed Man executes a swinging bulldog on Ripley driving Ripley's face into the mat. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Ripley connecting with a knee. Ripley stands up. Ripley picks The Best Dressed Man up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Ripley is back on his feet. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. Ripley sends The Best Dressed Man to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
P.J. - This is quality sports entertainment!
[(..2) Ripley executes a huge gutbuster on The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man gets up. (...3) The Best Dressed Man executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ripley. ]
The Mullet - Ripley takes a ropeflip hiptoss.
[(....4) The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. (.....5) The Best Dressed Man and Ripley move back into the ring. The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Ripley connecting with a knee. Ripley climbs to his feet. Poindexter trys for a stomachbreaker but The Best Dressed Man avoids it. The Equation is applied by Poindexter. Big Tim asks The Best Dressed Man if he quits. ... ... The Judge attacks Poindexter breaking the hold. Poindexter nails Ripley with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. ]
P.J. - Nice slingshot sommersault splash by Poindexter.
[Poindexter moves back to his feet. Ripley stands up. Ripley nails The Judge with a double underhook suplex. Ripley sucks chants start in the crowd. Ripley kicks The Judge in the back of the leg. The Judge climbs to his feet. The Judge hits Ripley with an earringer. Ripley bounces The Judge off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Ripley gets up. The Judge is up again. The Judge springboard DDT's Ripley onto the mat! The Judge chants start. Ripley gets up. The Judge locks Ripley in the odd octopus hold. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... Ripley is fighting the hold. ... The Judge breaks the hold. The Judge picks Ripley up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Now The Judge standing. The Judge executes the sleeperhold on Ripley. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... The Judge tightens the hold. Ripley escapes. ]
P.J. - Ripley is down and out!
[The Judge stomps Ripley's head. ]
The Mullet - The Judge executes a stomp.
[The Judge covers Ripley hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man attacks The Judge stopping the count. The Judge kicks Ripley in the head. Ripley is back on his feet. The Judge bounces Ripley off the ropes and clotheslines him. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley uppercuts The Judge. The Judge rakes his fingers across Ripley's back. The Judge gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ripley. The Judge executes a huge gutbuster on Ripley. Ripley stands up. The Judge knifehand chops Ripley. The Best Dressed Man trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.The Best Dressed Man gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ripley. Ripley pins The Best Dressed Man against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Ripley neck snaps The Best Dressed Man. Ripley gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man executes a corkscrew armdrag.
[Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with the back of his elbow. The Best Dressed Man gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Ripley comes over and smashes The Best Dressed Man's head into it. Ripley executes a headlock takedown. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. ]
P.J. - Ripley with a elbowdrop.
[The Best Dressed Man trys for a double underhook piledriver but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.Poindexter gets locked in the painful STF. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. ... The Best Dressed Man tightens the hold. Poindexter escapes. The Best Dressed Man bounces Poindexter off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]
The Mullet - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. Poindexter is back on his feet. Poindexter short lariats The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man punches Poindexter in the gut. The Best Dressed Man with a headbutt on Poindexter. Poindexter trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Best Dressed Man.Poindexter hits The Best Dressed Man with a heart punch. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. The Best Dressed Man trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Poindexter.Poindexter trys for a superplex but is unable to lift The Best Dressed Man.The Best Dressed Man mule kicks Poindexter. The Best Dressed Man covers Poindexter. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Poindexter escapes. ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Now Poindexter standing. The Best Dressed Man kicks Poindexter in the back of the leg. Poindexter is back on his feet. Poindexter executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. Poindexter gouges The Best Dressed Man's eyes out. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man takes a eye gouge.
[Poindexter with an illegal chokehold on The Best Dressed Man. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. The Judge throws Poindexter off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. The Judge chants start. Poindexter is up again. The Judge and Poindexter go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) (..2) The Judge hits a spinning leg lariat on Poindexter sending him to the floor. (...3) The Judge takes Poindexter down with a knee. Poindexter climbs to his feet. (....4) Poindexter punches The Judge in the head. (.....5) Poindexter and The Judge move back into the ring. Poindexter hits The Judge with an earringer. The Judge hits Poindexter with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Poindexter stands up. The Judge hits a power slam on Poindexter. The Judge chants start. The Judge and Poindexter go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Judge throws a chair at Poindexter. ]
P.J. - The New Jersey Wrestling Federation is a great federation!
[The Judge leg drops the throat of Poindexter. Poindexter is back on his feet. (..2) (...3) The Judge hits Poindexter with a baba chop. (....4) Poindexter trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift The Judge.(.....5) The Judge and Poindexter move back into the ring. Poindexter gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Judge comes over and smashes Poindexter's head into it. The Judge executes a headlock takedown. The Judge rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. Poindexter is up again. Poindexter trys for a tiger driver but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.Poindexter executes a leg hammerlock on The Judge. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Judge is fighting the hold. ... The Judge trys to escape. The Judge escapes. The Judge piledrives Ripley into the mat. The Judge chants start. Ripley gets up. Ripley is locked in the elbow submission by The Judge. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Ripley trys to escape. The Judge breaks the hold. The Judge with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Ripley into the mat. The Judge puts Ripley in an arm grapevine submission. Ripley climbs to his feet. Ripley hits a koppo kick on The Judge. ]
P.J. - koppo kick!
[Ripley double underhook faceslams The Judge hard to the The Judge. Ripley covers The Judge. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Judge escapes. ]
The Mullet - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Judge.
[The Best Dressed Man executes a split legged moonsault on to Poindexter. The Best Dressed Man moves back to his feet. ]
P.J. - This is how wrestling should be!
[The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. Poindexter tackles The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter covers The Best Dressed Man hooking the leg. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man escapes. ]
The Mullet - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. The Best Dressed Man hits him with a back fist. The Best Dressed Man double underhook faceslams Poindexter hard to the Poindexter. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter trys for a t-bone suplex but The Best Dressed Man avoids it. Kneelock submission applied by Poindexter. The referee is checking the situation. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... The Best Dressed Man is fighting the hold. ... ... Poindexter tightens the hold. Ripley attacks Poindexter breaking the hold. Poindexter sends The Best Dressed Man to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Poindexter throws a chair at The Best Dressed Man. (..2) Poindexter slaps The Best Dressed Man. (...3) Poindexter trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift The Best Dressed Man.(....4) The Best Dressed Man does a cartwheel and kicks Poindexter in the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Poindexter spinning mule kicks The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man moves back to his feet. Poindexter punches The Best Dressed Man in the gut. The Best Dressed Man executes the jumping sidekick on Poindexter. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man executes a jumping sidekick.
[The Best Dressed Man knees Poindexter and rolls back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man goes for a pin. Big Tim counts. ...1 Ripley attacks The Best Dressed Man stopping the count. Poindexter trys for a snap suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Best Dressed Man.Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man in the groin. The Best Dressed Man executes the jumping sidekick on Poindexter. The Best Dressed Man knees Poindexter and rolls back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. The Best Dressed Man knees Poindexter and rolls back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man knees Poindexter and rolls back to his feet. Poindexter climbs to his feet. The Best Dressed Man pokes Poindexter in the eyes. The Best Dressed Man executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Poindexter's face to the mat. Poindexter moves back to his feet. Poindexter gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... Poindexter trys to escape. Ripley attacks The Best Dressed Man breaking the hold. The Best Dressed Man sends Poindexter to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Best Dressed Man throws Poindexter into a chair. (..2) The Best Dressed Man double underhook faceslams Poindexter hard to the Poindexter. Poindexter gets up. (...3) Poindexter bounces The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor. The Best Dressed Man moves back to his feet. (....4) The Best Dressed Man executes a swinging bulldog on Poindexter driving Poindexter's face into the floor. The Best Dressed Man climbs to his feet. Poindexter trys for a cradle DDT but The Best Dressed Man avoids it. (.....5) ]
The Mullet - Blood is all over ringside.
[Poindexter trys for a verticle facebuster but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.(......6) ]
P.J. - Poindexter is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Poindexter trys for a double underhook suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.(.......7) ]
The Mullet - They'll be counted out if they don't return to the ring.
[They fight into the aisle. Poindexter and The Judge move back to ringside. Poindexter and The Judge move back into the ring. Poindexter hits The Judge with a heart punch. Poindexter stomps The Judge. The Judge gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man trys for a inverted backbreaker but Ripley avoids it. The Best Dressed Man sends Ripley to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Best Dressed Man swings a microphone cable and hits Ripley. ]
P.J. - Ripley could use some help about now.
[Ripley get whipped into the corner and The Best Dressed Man follows himin with an avalanche. (..2) (...3) Ripley gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Ripley gets up. (....4) The Best Dressed Man jabs Ripley. ]
The Mullet - jab!
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back into the ring. Ripley legsweeps The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man stands up. The Best Dressed Man trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Ripley.Ripley neck snaps The Best Dressed Man. Ripley bounces The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. The Best Dressed Man is up again. The Best Dressed Man hits Ripley with an earringer. Ripley get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley goes for a handspring bodyblock but The Best Dressed Man dodges the attack. Ripley with a gut-wrench suplex on The Best Dressed Man. Ripley stands up. Ripley locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Big Tim asks The Best Dressed Man if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... The Best Dressed Man escapes. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Ripley moves back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man punches Ripley in the gut. ]
The Mullet - fist to midsection!
[The Best Dressed Man hits him with a back fist. The Best Dressed Man takes Ripley down with a knee. The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. Now Ripley standing. Ripley executes a neck scissors on The Best Dressed Man. Ripley is back on his feet. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley covers The Best Dressed Man hooking the leg. Big Tim counts. ...1 Poindexter attacks Ripley stopping the count. ]
P.J. - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Best Dressed Man.
[Ripley pins The Best Dressed Man against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Ripley gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - jumping neck snap!
[The Best Dressed Man trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.Ripley gets locked in the painful STF. Big Tim asks Ripley if he quits. ... ... The Best Dressed Man breaks the hold. The Best Dressed Man and Ripley go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Best Dressed Man swings a Steel chair and hits Ripley. Ripley is bleeding as a result. The Best Dressed Man trys for a bridging back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.(..2) ]
The Mullet - Blood is all over ringside.
[Poindexter executes a neck-breaker on The Best Dressed Man. (...3) Poindexter swings a microphone cable and hits The Best Dressed Man. (....4) Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man's head. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man takes a stomp.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Poindexter and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man's head. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. Poindexter gets elbowed to his midsection by Poindexter. The Best Dressed Man does a cartwheel and kicks Poindexter in the face. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. The Best Dressed Man goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 Poindexter escapes. ]
The Mullet - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Best Dressed Man kicks Poindexter in the stomach. Now Poindexter standing. Poindexter grabs The Best Dressed Man's head and DDT's him on the mat. Poindexter is back on his feet. ]
The Mullet - Are you enjoying this match?
P.J. - Yes sir!
[Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man's head. The Best Dressed Man climbs to his feet. The Best Dressed Man trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Poindexter.Poindexter hits The Best Dressed Man with an earringer. The Best Dressed Man bounces Poindexter off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. The Best Dressed Man stands up. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter trys for a backdrop but is not strong enough to lift The Best Dressed Man.Poindexter puts The Best Dressed Man in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Poindexter tightens the hold. ... The Best Dressed Man is fighting the hold. Poindexter breaks the hold. Poindexter bites The Best Dressed Man's arm out of desparation. The Best Dressed Man executes a headlock takedown. The Best Dressed Man covers Poindexter. Big Tim counts. ...1 Poindexter kicks out. ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Poindexter is up again. The Best Dressed Man hits Poindexter with a baba chop. The Best Dressed Man hits a kneeling headbutt to Poindexter's groin. Poindexter gets up. The Judge executes the airplane spin and throws Ripley onto the mat. The Judge chants start. Ripley is up again. The Judge gives Ripley the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. The Judge is up again. The Judge sends Ripley to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) (..2) The Judge drives a forearm into Ripley. (...3) Ripley gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (....4) The Judge jabs Ripley. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ripley and The Judge move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Ripley short-arm clotheslines The Judge to the mat. ]
P.J. - Ripley executes a short-arm clothesline.
[The Judge gets up. The Judge does a cartwheel and kicks Ripley in the face. The Judge hits Ripley with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Judge knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. The Judge hits Ripley with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Judge climbs to his feet. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley with a huge fisherman buster on The Best Dressed Man. Ripley sucks chants start in the crowd. Ripley is up again. Poindexter hits the handspring moonsault on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter sucks chants start in the crowd. Poindexter is back on his feet. The Equation is applied by Poindexter. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. The Best Dressed Man escapes. The Judge slingshot elbow drops The Best Dressed Man. ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man takes a slingshot elbow drop.
[The Judge goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man escapes. The Judge uppercuts The Best Dressed Man. The Judge comes from behind and bulldogs The Best Dressed Man. The Judge moves back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Judge. The Best Dressed Man mule kicks The Judge. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto The Judge connecting with a knee. Poindexter goes for a fireman's carry into flapjack but The Best Dressed Man dodges the attack. Poindexter slaps The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - slap!
[The Best Dressed Man gouges Poindexter's eyes out. Poindexter uses a snap mare takeover on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter executes a stomp.
[Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man's head. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man takes a stomp.
[The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. Poindexter short lariats The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter stomps The Best Dressed Man. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter executes a stomp.
[The Best Dressed Man is up again. Poindexter knifehand chops The Best Dressed Man. The Judge throws Ripley off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. The Judge chants start. The Judge with a takeover suplex on The Best Dressed Man. The Judge moves back to his feet. The Judge and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Judge slingshot elbow drops The Best Dressed Man. The Judge chants start. They fight into the aisle. (..2) The Judge swings a Steel chair and hits The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man is bleeding as a result. (...3) The Judge hits a kneeling headbutt to The Best Dressed Man's groin. (....4) The Best Dressed Man superkicks The Judge. The Judge is back on his feet. Poindexter trys for a gut-wrench suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Best Dressed Man.(.....5) Poindexter swings a chair and hits The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - What an outstanding match!
[(......6) Poindexter and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. Poindexter takes The Best Dressed Man into the ring. Poindexter uses a closed fist on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift The Best Dressed Man.Poindexter punches The Best Dressed Man in the gut. The Best Dressed Man knifehand chops Poindexter. The Best Dressed Man with a headbutt on Poindexter. ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man with a headbutt.
[Poindexter tackles The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the mat. The Best Dressed Man stands up. Poindexter trys for a pumphandle slam but is not strong enough to lift The Best Dressed Man.The Best Dressed Man get whipped into the corner and Poindexter follows himin with an avalanche. Poindexter puts a knee to The Best Dressed Man's back and pulls hims arms back. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... ... The Best Dressed Man is fighting the hold. ... Poindexter breaks the hold. Poindexter hits a frog splash on Ripley. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter executes a leg hammerlock on Ripley. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Ripley trys to escape. ... Poindexter breaks the hold. ]
The Mullet - Ripley could use some help about now.
[The Judge nails The Best Dressed Man with an inverted DDT. Now The Judge standing. The Judge stomps The Best Dressed Man's head. The Judge puts The Best Dressed Man in an arm grapevine submission. The Judge chops The Best Dressed Man. The Judge uppercuts The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Judge. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man with a ropeflip hiptoss.
[The Judge moves back to his feet. The Judge connects with a flying knee. The Best Dressed Man goes down. The Best Dressed Man climbs to his feet. The Judge nails The Best Dressed Man with a springboard dropkick. ]
The Mullet - That springboard dropkick was very good.
[The Judge stands up. The Judge executes the sleeperhold on The Best Dressed Man. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... The Best Dressed Man escapes. The Judge hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. The Best Dressed Man hits The Judge with a baba chop. ]
The Mullet - The Judge takes a baba chop.
[The Best Dressed Man pokes The Judge in the eyes. The Best Dressed Man executes a swinging bulldog on The Judge driving The Judge's face into the mat. The Best Dressed Man climbs to his feet. The Best Dressed Man knees The Judge and rolls back to his feet. Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley pokes The Best Dressed Man in the eye with his thumb. The Best Dressed Man trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Ripley.The Best Dressed Man gouges Ripley's eyes out. The Best Dressed Man superkicks Ripley. The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. Ripley stands up. Ripley kicks The Best Dressed Man in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Ripley goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Poindexter attacks Ripley stopping the count. ]
P.J. - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Judge executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Best Dressed Man. ]
The Mullet - Good swinging neckbreaker by The Judge.
[(..2) The Judge swings a chair and hits The Best Dressed Man. (...3) The Judge puts The Best Dressed Man in an arm grapevine submission. (....4) The Judge stomps The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. (.....5) The Best Dressed Man and The Judge move back into the ring. The Best Dressed Man executes a headlock takedown. The Judge hits a spinning leg lariat on The Best Dressed Man sending him to the mat. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. The Judge bounces The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and clotheslines him. The Judge goes for a pin. Big Tim counts. ...1 The Best Dressed Man escapes. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man trys for a double underhook superplex but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.The Best Dressed Man drags The Judge to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Best Dressed Man swings a Steel chair and hits The Judge. The Judge is bleeding as a result. The Best Dressed Man trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.The Best Dressed Man takes The Judge into the ring. The Best Dressed Man bounces The Judge off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto The Judge connecting with a knee. The Best Dressed Man rolls onto The Judge connecting with a knee. The Best Dressed Man covers The Judge. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 Poindexter attacks The Best Dressed Man stopping the count. Now The Judge standing. Poindexter trys for a inverted backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.Poindexter locks The Judge in the grapevine submission. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Judge is fighting the hold. ... ... The Judge is fighting the hold. Poindexter breaks the hold. Poindexter drags The Judge to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Poindexter swings a microphone cable and hits The Judge. Poindexter trys for a airplane spin toss but is not strong enough to lift The Judge.(..2) ]
The Mullet - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[(...3) Poindexter executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Judge. Now The Judge standing. (....4) The Judge knifehand chops Poindexter. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Poindexter neck snaps The Judge. The Judge executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Poindexter's face to the mat. The Judge stands up. The Judge rolls onto Poindexter connecting with a knee. The Judge puts Poindexter in an arm grapevine submission. The Judge hits Poindexter with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Judge stomps Poindexter's head. Ripley picks Poindexter up and executes a stomachbreaker. Ripley hits Poindexter with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ripley is up again. Poindexter gets up. Poindexter trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Ripley.Ripley hits Poindexter with the back of his elbow. Ripley throws Poindexter off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Poindexter moves back to his feet. The Judge executes an airplane spin on The Best Dressed Man. The Judge climbs to his feet. The Best Dressed Man stands up. ]
P.J. - My God!! What a match!
[The Judge does a cartwheel and kicks The Best Dressed Man in the face. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. The Best Dressed Man hits The Judge with an earringer. ]
The Mullet - earringer!
[The Best Dressed Man gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. The Judge hits a kneeling headbutt to The Best Dressed Man's groin. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man takes a kneeling headbutt.
[The Judge covers The Best Dressed Man. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man escapes. The Best Dressed Man gets up. The Best Dressed Man trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift The Judge.The Judge executes a headlock takedown. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. The Best Dressed Man jabs The Judge. The Judge hits The Best Dressed Man with a rolling elbow smash to the face. The Best Dressed Man gets back to his feet. The Judge jabs The Best Dressed Man. ]
The Mullet - The Judge with a jab.
[The Best Dressed Man goes for a neck scissors but Ripley dodges the attack. The Best Dressed Man drags Ripley to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) (..2) The Best Dressed Man double underhook faceslams Ripley hard to the Ripley. Now Ripley standing. (...3) Ripley get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Best Dressed Man. Ripley gets up. (....4) Ripley executes a huge gutbuster on The Best Dressed Man. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. (.....5) Ripley takes The Best Dressed Man into the ring. Ripley double underhook faceslams The Best Dressed Man hard to the The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man climbs to his feet. The Best Dressed Man punches Ripley in the gut. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an inverted atomic drop. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man takes a elbowdrop.
[Ripley gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man moves back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ripley. Ripley gets up. Ripley uppercuts The Best Dressed Man. Ripley gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Ripley is up again. The Best Dressed Man does a cartwheel and kicks Ripley in the face. The Best Dressed Man mule kicks Ripley. The Best Dressed Man knees Ripley and rolls back to his feet. Ripley climbs to his feet. Ripley piledrives The Best Dressed Man into the mat. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - Are you enjoying this match?
P.J. - Oh yeah!
[(..2) The Judge gets elbowed to his midsection by The Judge. (...3) The Best Dressed Man gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Judge. (....4) The Judge rakes his fingers across The Best Dressed Man's back. (.....5) The Best Dressed Man and The Judge move back into the ring. The Best Dressed Man executes the jumping sidekick on The Judge. The Judge is up again. The Judge with spinning headscissors on The Best Dressed Man send him hard to the mat. The Judge chants start. The Judge drags The Best Dressed Man to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Judge runs in and leg drops The Best Dressed Man. (..2) (...3) The Judge knees The Best Dressed Man and rolls back to his feet. (....4) The Judge puts The Best Dressed Man in an arm grapevine submission. ]
P.J. - arm grapevine!
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Judge and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. The Judge and The Best Dressed Man move back into the ring. The Judge hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Judge gets up. The Best Dressed Man hits him with a back fist. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man with a back fist.
[The Judge delivers a kick to the head of The Best Dressed Man. The Judge knees The Best Dressed Man and rolls back to his feet. The Judge stomps The Best Dressed Man. The Judge puts The Best Dressed Man in an arm grapevine submission. The Judge bounces Poindexter off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Poindexter gets up. ]
P.J. - the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Ripley executes a spinning DDT, planting The Best Dressed Man's head in the mat. Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley locks The Best Dressed Man in the odd octopus hold. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Poindexter attacks Ripley breaking the hold. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Ripley hits The Judge with the belly-to-belly suplex. Ripley sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
The Mullet - Nice belly-to-belly suplex by Ripley.
[Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley and The Judge move back into the ring. Ripley climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Judge. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley sends The Judge to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Ripley climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Judge. Ripley moves back to his feet. Now The Judge standing. They fight into the aisle. (..2) ]
P.J. - Blood is all over the aisle.
[(...3) Ripley legsweeps The Judge. (....4) The Judge gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ripley. (.....5) Ripley and The Judge move back to ringside. Ripley takes The Judge into the ring. The Judge is hit with a backward kick. The Judge gets up. The Judge picks up Ripley and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. ]
The Mullet - If The Judge keeps using moves like that tilt-a-whirl suplex he could win the match!
[Ripley climbs to his feet. The Judge locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... Ripley trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Poindexter attacks The Judge breaking the hold. The Judge goes for a double underhook backbreaker but Ripley dodges the attack. The Judge forearm smashes Ripley. Ripley hits a koppo kick on The Judge. ]
The Mullet - Ripley executes a koppo kick.
[The Judge moves back to his feet. The Judge comes from behind and bulldogs Ripley. The Judge stands up. Ripley gets up. The Judge hits Ripley with an earringer. The Judge gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Ripley comes over and smashes The Judge's head into it. Ripley kicks The Judge in the stomach. The Judge gets up. Ripley executes a headlock takedown. Ripley covers The Judge. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 The Judge escapes. The Judge gets back to his feet. Ripley legsweeps The Judge. The Judge moves back to his feet. The Judge hits Ripley with an inverted atomic drop. The Judge locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Big Tim asks Ripley if he quits. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Best Dressed Man attacks The Judge breaking the hold. The Judge and Ripley go to the floor ]
The Mullet - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.
[Big Tim starts the count (.1) (..2) The Judge rolls onto Ripley connecting with a knee. (...3) The Judge hits Ripley with an elbowdrop. The Judge stands up. (....4) Ripley executes a huge gutbuster on The Judge. The Judge is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. The Judge hits Ripley with a baba chop. Ripley executes a headlock takedown. Ripley hits The Judge with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ripley hits The Judge with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ripley is up again. The Judge moves back to his feet. Ripley trys for a diving headbutt but The Best Dressed Man avoids it. Ripley sends The Best Dressed Man to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - The Best Dressed Man is down and out! Is this a great match or what?
<P.J. - Yes sir!
The Mullet - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[Poindexter trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.(..2) The Judge picks Ripley up and side suplexes him to the floor. Now The Judge standing. They fight into the aisle. (...3) Poindexter climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter sucks chants start in the crowd. Poindexter gets up. Poindexter and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. (....4) ]
P.J. - Blood is all over ringside.
[Poindexter hits a frog splash on The Best Dressed Man. Now Poindexter standing. (.....5) Poindexter sends The Best Dressed Man into Big Tim he goes down. Poindexter kicks The Best Dressed Man on the floor. Poindexter climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter moves back to his feet. Hanson B. Wonderful and The Dud come to ringside. Hanson B. Wonderful swings a microphone cable and hits The Judge. The Judge breaks a microphone cable. Hanson B. Wonderful clotheslines The Judge. Hanson B. Wonderful takes The Judge off his feet with a short-arm clothesline The Judge gets up. Hanson B. Wonderful punches Ripley repeatedly. Hanson B. Wonderful rakes the face of Ripley in attempt to make a come back. Hanson B. Wonderful executes a headlock takedown. Hanson B. Wonderful does a cartwheel and kicks Poindexter in the face. The Dud clotheslines Poindexter. The Dud trys for a atomic drop but is unable to lift Poindexter.Ordered is restored. Big Tim gets up. Poindexter takes The Best Dressed Man into the ring. Poindexter hits the handspring moonsault on The Best Dressed Man. Poindexter gets up. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. Poindexter trys for a back suplex but is unable to lift The Best Dressed Man.The Equation is applied by Poindexter. Big Tim asks The Best Dressed Man if he quits. ... ... ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... The Best Dressed Man is fighting the hold. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. ... Poindexter tightens the hold. ... The Best Dressed Man trys to escape. The Best Dressed Man taps out. ]
P.J. - We've got ourselves a winner!
P.J. - The winner of this match, Poindexter!!!
Uncle Moneybags vs. Tripler The Crippler vs. The Walrus (X-Treme)
P.J. - This match is a X-Treme. Coming to In the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from The Ozarks, Uncle Moneybags!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Money Money Money Money! Uncle Moneybags strolls down to the ring. ]
P.J. - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Chichester, Pennsylvania a member of Rough, Tough, Buff, n' Stuff accompanied by Eulas, Tripler The Crippler!!! (crowd cheers )
[Hardcire Rock plays as The Crippler walks to the ring. ]
P.J. - And third, weighing in at 302 pounds, from New Orleans, Louisiana, The Walrus!!!
["I am The Walrus" plays over the PA as The Walrus makes his way to the ring. Uncle Moneybags drops Tripler The Crippler with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Tripler The Crippler drops The Walrus with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. The Walrus places Uncle Moneybags on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Tripler The Crippler superkicks The Walrus. The Walrus gets back to his feet. The Walrus executes a swinging bulldog on Tripler The Crippler driving Tripler The Crippler's face into the mat. The Walrus gets back to his feet. Tripler The Crippler stands up. Tripler The Crippler pulls The Walrus's hair. ]
The Mullet - Tripler The Crippler with a hair pull.
[The Walrus is hit with a backward kick. Tripler The Crippler mule kicks The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler rolls onto The Walrus connecting with a knee. The Walrus stands up. The Walrus knocks Tripler The Crippler out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Tripler The Crippler is up again. The Walrus and Tripler The Crippler move from In the ring to climbing down the cage The Walrus chops Tripler The Crippler. ]
P.J. - chop!
[The Walrus hits a spinning leg lariat on Tripler The Crippler sending him to the Hardwood. The Walrus grabs Tripler The Crippler and applies an arm wrench. Tripler The Crippler is up again. Tripler The Crippler picks up The Walrus and drops him neck first on the ropes. Tripler The Crippler goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Walrus kicks out. The Walrus stands up. ]
The Mullet - The NJWF is the only place for entertainment like this!
[Tripler The Crippler neck snaps The Walrus. The Walrus executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Tripler The Crippler. The Walrus fist drops Tripler The Crippler on the Hardwood. The Walrus hits Tripler The Crippler with an elbowdrop. ]
P.J. - elbowdrop!
[The Walrus gets back to his feet. Now Tripler The Crippler standing. Uncle Moneybags picks up Tripler The Crippler and front slams him on the Hardwood. Uncle Moneybags covers Tripler The Crippler. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Tripler The Crippler kicks out. Backstage Uncle Moneybags applies the clawhold on Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler delivers a spinning backbreak to Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags is up again. Uncle Moneybags superkicks Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler is up again. Uncle Moneybags gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler chants start. ]
The Mullet - If Tripler The Crippler keeps using moves like that fisherman suplex he could win the match!
[Tripler The Crippler is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags tosses Tripler The Crippler into a sid eof the cage. The Walrus trys for a leg drop but Uncle Moneybags avoids it. Indian deathlock applied by The Walrus. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Walrus tightens the hold. ... The Walrus tightens the hold. The Walrus breaks the hold. The Walrus throws a steel chair at Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags is bleeding as a result. ]
The Mullet - Blood is all over Boiler Room.
[The Walrus rolls onto Uncle Moneybags connecting with a knee. The Walrus measures Uncle Moneybags up and drops a closed fist. The Walrus gets up. Uncle Moneybags gets up. Uncle Moneybags gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Walrus. The Walrus is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags is up again. The Walrus gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Uncle Moneybags throws The Walrus into a table. The Walrus breaks a table. ]
The Mullet - I wish every match could be like this!
[Tripler The Crippler with a falling splash on The Walrus. ]
The Mullet - If Tripler The Crippler keeps using moves like that falling splash he could win the match!
[Tripler The Crippler moves back to his feet. backstage ]
The Mullet - In the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Uncle Moneybags hits the handspring moonsault on The Walrus. Uncle Moneybags chants start. The Walrus stands up. ]
The Mullet - Blood is all over In the ring.
[Uncle Moneybags places The Walrus on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. Uncle Moneybags gets up. Tripler The Crippler slingshot elbow drops The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler slams The Walrus into a side of the cage. Tripler The Crippler piledrives The Walrus into the concrete. on the floor Tripler The Crippler slingshot elbow drops The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler swings a nightstick and hits The Walrus. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Uncle Moneybags goes for a leg drop but The Walrus dodges the attack. Uncle Moneybags throws Toilet Seat at The Walrus. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Uncle Moneybags measures The Walrus up and drops a closed fist. Uncle Moneybags is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags grabs The Walrus and applies an arm wrench. Uncle Moneybags covers The Walrus. Big Tim counts. ...1 Tripler The Crippler kicks Uncle Moneybags off of The Walrus. ]
The Mullet - Not even close!
[Now The Walrus standing. The Walrus uses a closed fist on Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags pins The Walrus against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Tripler The Crippler picks up Uncle Moneybags and executes the cradle DDT. Tripler The Crippler is back on his feet. Tripler The Crippler measures Uncle Moneybags up and drops a closed fist. Tripler The Crippler is up again. Now Uncle Moneybags standing. Tripler The Crippler with an illegal chokehold on Uncle Moneybags. ]
P.J. - Tripler The Crippler with a choke hold.
[Uncle Moneybags is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags spinning mule kicks Tripler The Crippler. Uncle Moneybags hits Tripler The Crippler with an elbowdrop. Now Uncle Moneybags standing. Tripler The Crippler gets back to his feet. Tripler The Crippler trys for a fallaway slam but Uncle Moneybags avoids it. Tripler The Crippler chops Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags bites Tripler The Crippler's arm out of desparation. Tripler The Crippler executes the jumping sidekick on Uncle Moneybags. Tripler The Crippler rolls onto Uncle Moneybags connecting with a knee. Uncle Moneybags stands up. Tripler The Crippler hits Uncle Moneybags with a baba chop. ]
The Mullet - Tripler The Crippler executes a baba chop.
[Tripler The Crippler takes Uncle Moneybags down with a knee. Now Uncle Moneybags standing. The Walrus leg lariats Tripler The Crippler, sending him to the concrete. The Walrus grabs Tripler The Crippler's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... The Walrus breaks the hold. The Walrus throws a steel chair at Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler is bleeding as a result. The Walrus climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Tripler The Crippler. The Walrus climbs to his feet. Now Tripler The Crippler standing. Uncle Moneybags hits a running forearm smash on Tripler The Crippler's face. Uncle Moneybags locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Big Tim asks Tripler The Crippler if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Uncle Moneybags tightens the hold. ... Uncle Moneybags tightens the hold. ... The Walrus attacks Uncle Moneybags breaking the hold. Uncle Moneybags swings a 2 X 4 and hits Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler is bleeding as a result. The Walrus picks Uncle Moneybags up and side slams him to the concrete. The Walrus gets up. Now Uncle Moneybags standing. The Walrus grabs Uncle Moneybags's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... Uncle Moneybags trys to escape. ... Uncle Moneybags is fighting the hold. Tripler The Crippler attacks The Walrus breaking the hold. Bar ]
The Mullet - I wish every match could be like this!
P.J. - In the ring is covered with blood from these fighters.
[The Walrus nails Uncle Moneybags with a belly-to-back suplex. The Walrus gets up. Uncle Moneybags gets up. Uncle Moneybags knifehand chops The Walrus. ]
P.J. - knifehand chop!
[Uncle Moneybags pokes The Walrus in the eye with his thumb. Uncle Moneybags runs and tackles The Walrus. Uncle Moneybags punches him in the head. Uncle Moneybags stomps The Walrus's head. Uncle Moneybags covers The Walrus hooking the leg. Big Tim counts. ...1 Tripler The Crippler kicks Uncle Moneybags off of The Walrus. ]
The Mullet - Uncle Moneybags should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[The Walrus hits a tiger driver on Uncle Moneybags. ]
P.J. - Good tiger driver by The Walrus.
[The Walrus moves back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags gets back to his feet. ]
The Mullet - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.
[The Walrus rakes the face of Uncle Moneybags in attempt to make a come back. ]
P.J. - The Walrus executes a face rake.
[Uncle Moneybags grabs The Walrus by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]
The Mullet - armbreaker!
[The Walrus gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. The Walrus moves back to his feet. The Walrus executes a headlock takedown. The Walrus applies an arm wrench to Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags gives The Walrus a reverse neckbreaker. Uncle Moneybags gets back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags short lariats The Walrus. Uncle Moneybags covers The Walrus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Walrus kicks out. ]
The Mullet - Not even close!
[The Walrus stands up. The Walrus gets hit with a dragon scerw from Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags covers The Walrus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Walrus kicks out. Now The Walrus standing. Tripler The Crippler gets up. The Walrus gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Tripler The Crippler comes over and smashes The Walrus's head into it. ]
P.J. - Tripler The Crippler with a headsmash into turnbuckle.
[The Walrus executes the jumping sidekick on Tripler The Crippler. The Walrus hits Tripler The Crippler with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tripler The Crippler climbs to his feet. Tripler The Crippler hits a power slam on The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler is back on his feet. Tripler The Crippler executes the front facelock on The Walrus. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Walrus trys to escape. ... The Walrus is fighting the hold. The Walrus escapes. ]
The Mullet - This is how wrestling should be!
[Uncle Moneybags chokes The Walrus. Uncle Moneybags swings a kendo stick and hits The Walrus. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Uncle Moneybags slingshot elbow drops The Walrus. ]
P.J. - Uncle Moneybags with a slingshot elbow drop.
[The Walrus tosses Uncle Moneybags into a sid eof the cage. Uncle Moneybags uses a swinging DDT to plant The Walrus's head into the concrete. Uncle Moneybags chants start. ]
P.J. - If Uncle Moneybags keeps using moves like that swinging DDT he could win the match!
[Now Uncle Moneybags standing. backstage Tripler The Crippler with a falling splash on The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler executes the front facelock on The Walrus. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Walrus is fighting the hold. ... The Walrus escapes. Tripler The Crippler piledrives The Walrus into the mat. ]
The Mullet - Blood is all over In the ring.
[Tripler The Crippler executes a piledriver on The Walrus. Tripler The Crippler throws The Walrus into a steel chair. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Tripler The Crippler measures The Walrus up and drops a closed fist. Tripler The Crippler gets up. Now The Walrus standing. Tripler The Crippler gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Walrus comes over and smashes Tripler The Crippler's head into it. ]
P.J. - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[The Walrus knifehand chops Tripler The Crippler. Tripler The Crippler hits The Walrus with a single arm DDT. Now Tripler The Crippler standing. Tripler The Crippler and The Walrus move from In the ring to On top of the cage Uncle Moneybags head butts The Walrus. Uncle Moneybags moves back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags throws a steel chair at The Walrus. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Tripler The Crippler executes a split legged moonsault on to Uncle Moneybags. Tripler The Crippler executes the front facelock on Uncle Moneybags. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... The Walrus attacks Tripler The Crippler breaking the hold. Backstage The Walrus gets back to his feet. The Walrus knees Uncle Moneybags and rolls back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags climbs to his feet. The Walrus get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags knees The Walrus and rolls back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags fist drops The Walrus on the mat. The Walrus trys for a atomic drop but Uncle Moneybags avoids it. The Walrus and Uncle Moneybags move from In the ring to on the floor The Walrus swings a 2 X 4 and hits Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags breaks a 2 X 4. Uncle Moneybags is bleeding as a result. The Walrus nails the bridging back suplex on Uncle Moneybags. The Walrus puts a knee to Uncle Moneybags's back and pulls hims arms back. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... Uncle Moneybags trys to escape. ... The Walrus breaks the hold. The Walrus swings Toilet Seat and hits Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags is bleeding as a result. The Walrus leg drops Uncle Moneybags. The Walrus throws hockey stick at Uncle Moneybags. Uncle Moneybags is bleeding as a result. The Walrus measures Uncle Moneybags up and drops a closed fist. Uncle Moneybags is back on his feet. Uncle Moneybags hits The Walrus with an earringer. Uncle Moneybags gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
P.J. - corkscrew armdrag!
[The Walrus knees Uncle Moneybags and rolls back to his feet. Uncle Moneybags goes for a running lariat but The Walrus dodges the attack. Backstage The Walrus is speared by Uncle Moneybags. Now Uncle Moneybags standing. Uncle Moneybags throws a steel chair at The Walrus. The Walrus is bleeding as a result. Tripler The Crippler slingshot elbow drops The Walrus. The Walrus climbs to his feet. Tripler The Crippler pokes The Walrus in the eye with his thumb. Tripler The Crippler and The Walrus move from In the ring to climbing the cage Tripler The Crippler hits The Walrus with a heart punch. Tripler The Crippler fist drops The Walrus on the carpet. Tripler The Crippler stands up. The Walrus gets back to his feet. Tripler The Crippler puts The Walrus in the cobra clutch. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... Tripler The Crippler tightens the hold. ... The Walrus is fighting the hold. ... The Walrus trys to escape. ... Tripler The Crippler tightens the hold. ... The Walrus is fighting the hold. ... Tripler The Crippler tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... The Walrus is fighting the hold. The Walrus taps out. ]
The Mullet - We've got ourselves a winner!
P.J. - The winner of this match, Tripler The Crippler!!!
