Ripley vs. The Best Dressed Man
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Fort Wayne, Indiana a member of GQ, The Best Dressed Man!!! (crowd boos ********)
["Magic Carpet Ride" is blasted over the PA and out comes The Best dressed man. ]
P.J. - and his opponent, weighing in at 239 pounds, from ???, Ripley!!! (crowd boos *)
[The lights go down and no music plays. Ripley then enters the arena with a huge firewordks display. The Best Dressed Man drops Ripley with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Ripley executes a pumphandle suplex on The Best Dressed Man. (ding, ding, ding) The Best Dressed Man gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ripley. The Best Dressed Man hits him with a back fist. Ripley get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - The Best Dressed Man executes a double axhandle chop.
[Ripley is back on his feet. The Best Dressed Man superkicks Ripley. Ripley delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send The Best Dressed Man hard to the mat. Ripley sucks chants start in the crowd. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man kicks out. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. The Best Dressed Man kicks Ripley in the stomach. ]
P.J. - Ripley takes a kick.
[Now Ripley standing. Ripley gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man gouges Ripley's eyes out. Ripley executes a headlock takedown. Ripley hits a koppo kick on The Best Dressed Man. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Ripley gets back to his feet. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Ripley is back on his feet. The Best Dressed Man trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but Ripley avoids it. Ripley kicks The Best Dressed Man in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Ripley moves back to his feet. Ripley covers The Best Dressed Man hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 The Best Dressed Man kicks out. ]
The Mullet - Ripley almost won the match!
[The Best Dressed Man stands up. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Ripley swings a Steel chair and hits The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man is bleeding as a result. The Best Dressed Man trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.They fight into the aisle. (..2) (...3) The Best Dressed Man double underhook faceslams Ripley hard to the Ripley. (....4) Ripley uppercuts The Best Dressed Man. (.....5) Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back to ringside. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back into the ring. Ripley legsweeps The Best Dressed Man. ]
P.J. - Ripley executes a legsweep.
[The Best Dressed Man is up again. The Best Dressed Man does a cartwheel and kicks Ripley in the face. ]
The Mullet - Ripley takes a cartwheel kick.
[Ripley moves back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Ripley comes over and smashes The Best Dressed Man's head into it. The Best Dressed Man hits a kneeling headbutt to Ripley's groin. Ripley is up again. Ripley bounces The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Ripley moves back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man gets up. Ripley pokes The Best Dressed Man in the eye with his thumb. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with the back of his elbow. ]
P.J. - Ripley with a back elbow.
[Ripley leg lariats The Best Dressed Man, sending him to the mat. Ripley sucks chants start in the crowd. The Best Dressed Man gets locked into the headscissors submission by Ripley. Big Tim asks The Best Dressed Man if he quits. ... ... ... ... The Best Dressed Man is fighting the hold. Ripley breaks the hold. Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with an elbowdrop. Now Ripley standing. Ripley covers The Best Dressed Man hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 The Best Dressed Man escapes. ]
The Mullet - Not even close!
[Ripley throws The Best Dressed Man off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. The Best Dressed Man is up again. The Best Dressed Man bounces Ripley off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. The Best Dressed Man is back on his feet. Ripley climbs to his feet. Ripley neck snaps The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ripley. Ripley gets back to his feet. The Best Dressed Man punches Ripley in the gut. Ripley executes a huge gutbuster on The Best Dressed Man. The Best Dressed Man is up again. The Best Dressed Man trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Ripley.Ripley hits The Best Dressed Man with the belly-to-belly suplex. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Ripley executes a spinning DDT, planting The Best Dressed Man's head in the floor. Ripley is back on his feet. Ripley takes The Best Dressed Man off his feet with a short-arm clothesline The Best Dressed Man is up again. Ripley and The Best Dressed Man move back into the ring. Ripley double underhook faceslams The Best Dressed Man hard to the The Best Dressed Man. Now The Best Dressed Man standing. Ripley kicks The Best Dressed Man in the stomach. Ripley executes the Supper DDT on The Best Dressed Man! Ripley goes for a pin. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
The Mullet - Ripley has won the match!
P.J. - The winner of this match, Ripley!!!
The Chicago Sun Times vs. Rough, Tough, Buff, n' Stuff
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Chicago Sun Times!!!
[The Chicago Sun Times come to the ring. ]
P.J. - and their opponents, the team of Rough, Tough, Buff, n' Stuff.
[Rough, Tough, Buff, n' Stuff walk to the ring. Big Tim is the referee for this match. Eulas drops Hobson with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Hobson walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Eulas sends Hobson to the corner of the ring. Hobson tags Fischman. Fischman climbs to his feet. Fischman does a cartwheel and kicks Eulas in the face. ]
P.J. - Fischman executes a cartwheel kick.
[Eulas stands up. Fischman bounces Eulas off the ropes and clotheslines him. Robert Crane tagged in by Eulas. Eulas clotheslines Fischman. Fischman grabs Eulas and applies an arm wrench. ]
P.J. - Fischman with a arm wrench.
[Fischman puts Eulas in an arm grapevine submission. Robert Crane makes the tag to Eulas. Eulas picks up Fischman and front slams him on the mat. Eulas sends Fischman to ringside. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Eulas with a falling splash on Fischman. ]
P.J. - Nice falling splash by Eulas.
[(..2) (...3) Eulas fist drops Fischman on the floor. Eulas gets up. (....4) Eulas measures Fischman up and drops a closed fist. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Eulas fist drops Fischman on the mat. Eulas stands up. Eulas makes the tag to Robert Crane. Fischman climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Robert Crane. Fischman chants start. Hobson tagged in by Fischman. Hobson knee drops Robert Crane. Robert Crane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hobson. Robert Crane clotheslines Hobson. Hobson executes a headlock takedown. Hobson executes a corkscrew legdrop on Robert Crane. Hobson is up again. Hobson makes the tag to Fischman. Fischman springboard DDT's Robert Crane onto the mat! Fischman climbs to his feet. Fischman and Robert Crane go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Fischman chokes Robert Crane with a microphone cable. ]
P.J. - I wish every match could be like this!
[Robert Crane climbs to his feet. (..2) Robert Crane nails Fischman with a belly-to-back suplex. Robert Crane get whipped into the corner and Fischman follows himin with an avalanche. Fischman trys for a inverted backbreaker but is unable to lift Robert Crane.Fischman takes Robert Crane into the ring. Fischman trys for a t-bone suplex but is unable to lift Robert Crane.Fischman trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift Robert Crane.Robert Crane has been Swindled! Fischman catches Robert Crane in a backslide and goes for the pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
P.J. - The winners of this match, The Chicago Sun Times!!!
The Dud vs. Poindexter
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 193 pounds, from Barnegat, New Jersey, The Dud!!! (crowd boos *)
[The Dud runs down the ramp into the ring and waits. ]
P.J. - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from West Lafayette, Indiana, Poindexter!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Poindexter's music plays and outhe comes, being booed the whole time. The Dud places Poindexter on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Poindexter executes a pumphandle suplex on The Dud. (ring, ring, ring) The Dud uppercuts Poindexter. Poindexter hits The Dud with an earringer. Poindexter hits The Dud with a heart punch. Poindexter covers The Dud. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 The Dud kicks out. The Dud gets back to his feet. The Dud uses a lariat on Poindexter. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift The Dud.Poindexter knifehand chops The Dud. The Dud trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Poindexter.Poindexter kicks The Dud in the groin. Poindexter trys for a superplex but is unable to lift The Dud.The Dud trys for a gut-wrench powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.The Dud hits a jumping elbow hrust on Poindexter. The Dud grabs Poindexter and applies an arm wrench. Poindexter bounces The Dud off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Poindexter stomps The Dud's head. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. Poindexter stomps The Dud. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter executes a stomp.
[The Dud stands up. Poindexter spinning mule kicks The Dud. The Dud trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.Kneelock submission applied by The Dud. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Dud tightens the hold. ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. Poindexter escapes. Poindexter trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Poindexter executes a leg hammerlock on The Dud. Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... The Dud is fighting the hold. ... The Dud trys to escape. Poindexter breaks the hold. Poindexter gouges The Dud's eyes out. The Dud hits Poindexter with a heart punch. Poindexter climbs to his feet. Poindexter trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift The Dud.Poindexter gets hit with a back heel kick. Now Poindexter standing. Poindexter uses a snap mare takeover on The Dud. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. The Dud legsweeps Poindexter. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter trys for a t-bone suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Poindexter and The Dud go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[(..2) Poindexter trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift The Dud.(...3) Poindexter tackles The Dud. (....4) Poindexter kicks The Dud on the floor. The Dud is back on his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Dud and Poindexter move back to ringside. The Dud takes Poindexter into the ring. The Dud short-arm clotheslines Poindexter to the mat. Poindexter gets hit with the shooting star press from The Dud. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 Poindexter kicks out. ]
P.J. - The Dud should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Poindexter moves back to his feet. Poindexter punches The Dud in the head. The Dud knifehand chops Poindexter. Poindexter neck snaps The Dud. Poindexter slaps The Dud. Poindexter trys for a running powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Poindexter trys for a verticle facebuster but The Dud avoids it. Poindexter short lariats The Dud. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. The Dud climbs to his feet. The Dud grabs Poindexter's head and hites him in the face. The Dud gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Poindexter. Poindexter executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Dud. The Dud hits a kneeling headbutt to Poindexter's groin. The Dud applies an arm wrench to Poindexter. Poindexter trys for a cradle DDT but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Kneelock submission applied by Poindexter. The referee is checking the situation. ... Poindexter tightens the hold. ... ... ... Poindexter tightens the hold. Poindexter breaks the hold. ]
P.J. - The Dud is down and out!
[The Dud executes a split legged moonsault on to Poindexter. ]
The Mullet - Good split legged moonsault by The Dud.
[The Dud moves back to his feet. Poindexter stands up. The Dud bites Poindexter's arm out of desparation. The Dud shoulder tackles Poindexter. The Dud gets up. Poindexter gets hit with the shooting star press from The Dud. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 Poindexter escapes. Poindexter punches The Dud in the gut. ]
P.J. - Poindexter executes a fist to midsection.
[Poindexter bites The Dud's arm out of desparation. The Dud trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Poindexter.Poindexter with an illegal chokehold on The Dud. The Dud gets up. The Dud hits a spinning leg lariat on Poindexter sending him to the mat. The Dud with an illegal chokehold on Poindexter. Poindexter trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Poindexter drags The Dud to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Poindexter nails The Dud with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Now Poindexter standing. (..2) (...3) Poindexter stomps The Dud. (....4) Poindexter stomps The Dud's head. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Poindexter stomps The Dud's head. The Dud uses a lariat on Poindexter. Poindexter stands up. Poindexter bites The Dud's arm out of desparation. The Dud short-arm clotheslines Poindexter to the mat. Poindexter stands up. Poindexter spinning mule kicks The Dud. Poindexter goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Dud escapes. ]
P.J. - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[The Dud moves back to his feet. Poindexter bounces The Dud off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Poindexter gets back to his feet. Poindexter stomps The Dud's head. Poindexter stomps The Dud. Poindexter covers The Dud. Big Tim counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Dud escapes. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Now The Dud standing. Poindexter tackles The Dud. ]
P.J. - The Dud takes a football tackle.
[Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. The Dud is up again. Poindexter trys for a inverted backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift The Dud.Poindexter knifehand chops The Dud. The Dud gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Poindexter. The Dud uppercuts Poindexter. Poindexter uses a closed fist on The Dud. Poindexter uses a snap mare takeover on The Dud. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. Poindexter stomps The Dud. Poindexter kicks The Dud on the mat. The Dud is up again. The Dud kicks Poindexter in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. The Dud grabs Poindexter and applies an arm wrench. The Dud grabs Poindexter and applies an arm wrench. Poindexter stands up. Poindexter trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift The Dud.The Dud trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Poindexter.Poindexter trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift The Dud.The Dud bites Poindexter's arm out of desparation. The Dud hits a spinning leg lariat on Poindexter sending him to the mat. Poindexter gets up. The Dud goes for a back suplex but Poindexter dodges the attack. The Dud and Poindexter go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) ]
The Mullet - Poindexter could use some help about now.
[(..2) The Dud with an illegal chokehold on Poindexter. (...3) The Dud applies an arm wrench to Poindexter. (....4) Poindexter hits The Dud with an earringer. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Dud and Poindexter move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Dud and Poindexter move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Dud and Poindexter move back to ringside. The Dud takes Poindexter into the ring. The Dud hits a jumping elbow hrust on Poindexter. ]
The Mullet - The Dud with a jumping elbow thrust.
[Poindexter moves back to his feet. The Dud trys for a double underhook piledriver but is not strong enough to lift Poindexter.Indian deathlock applied by The Dud. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. ... Poindexter is fighting the hold. ... Poindexter escapes. The Dud hits a kneeling headbutt to Poindexter's groin. ]
P.J. - kneeling headbutt!
[Poindexter is back on his feet. Poindexter slaps The Dud. Poindexter gets hit with a back heel kick. Poindexter moves back to his feet. Poindexter executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Dud. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter with a ropeflip hiptoss.
[Poindexter stomps The Dud. Poindexter stomps The Dud's head. The Dud gets back to his feet. Poindexter gouges The Dud's eyes out. Poindexter grabs The Dud's head and DDT's him on the mat. Poindexter climbs to his feet. Poindexter covers The Dud hooking the leg. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 The Dud kicks out. The Dud stands up. ]
P.J. - The New Jersey Wrestling Federation is a great federation!
[Poindexter hits The Dud with a slingshot bodyblock. Poindexter is back on his feet. Poindexter sends The Dud to ringside. ]
The Mullet - The Dud will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.
[Big Tim starts the count (.1) Poindexter hits a frog splash on The Dud. Poindexter sucks chants start in the crowd. Now Poindexter standing. The Dud gets up. (..2) Poindexter cuts The Dud with a blade. The Dud is bleeding as a result. ]
The Mullet - Poindexter is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Poindexter neck snaps The Dud. Poindexter trys for a pumphandle slam but is unable to lift The Dud.Poindexter takes The Dud into the ring. Poindexter short lariats The Dud. The Dud is up again. Poindexter kicks The Dud in the groin. Poindexter with the hammerlock on The Dud. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... The Dud trys to escape. ... ... ... The Dud is fighting the hold. ... ... ... ... Poindexter tightens the hold. ... The Dud trys to escape. ... The Dud trys to escape. The Dud taps out. ]
P.J. - Poindexter has won the match!
P.J. - The winner of this match, Poindexter!!!
Agent X vs. Hercules Rockafeller vs. Steakhouse Stan vs. "Ironman" Max Power
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 229 pounds, from Parts Unknown a member of C.I.A. accompanied by The Spy, Agent X!!! (crowd boos ****)
["I've got my eye on you!" Agent X makes his way to the ring. ]
P.J. - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Bronx, New York, Hercules Rockafeller!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Real heavy music plays as Hercules makes his way to the ring. ]
P.J. - introducing third, weighing in at 380 pounds, from Dallas, Texas, Steakhouse Stan!!!
[Steakhouse Stan walks to the ring. ]
P.J. - And finally, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania he holds the North American Title title belt, "Ironman" Max Power!!! (crowd cheers **************)
["Eye of The Tiger" blasts over the PA and Max Power comes into the ring. Agent X tests out the ropes. Hercules Rockafeller places "Ironman" Max Power on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Steakhouse Stan executes a pumphandle suplex on "Ironman" Max Power. "Ironman" Max Power drops Hercules Rockafeller with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Agent X sends Steakhouse Stan to the corner of the ring. Agent X takes a slap to the face from Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Agent X uppercuts Steakhouse Stan. Agent X hits a spinning leg lariat on Steakhouse Stan sending him to the mat. Agent X puts Steakhouse Stan in an arm grapevine submission. Agent X rolls onto Steakhouse Stan connecting with a knee. Agent X stomps Steakhouse Stan's head. ]
The Mullet - Agent X with a stomp.
[Steakhouse Stan climbs to his feet. Steakhouse Stan executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Agent X's head onto the mat. Steakhouse Stan gets up. Agent X moves back to his feet. Steakhouse Stan legsweeps Agent X. Agent X gets tiger suplexed by Steakhouse Stan. Steakhouse Stan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Agent X. Steakhouse Stan gets back to his feet. Agent X picks up Steakhouse Stan and hits him with a Back Suplex. ]
The Mullet - Nice back suplex by Agent X.
[Agent X gets back to his feet. Agent X executes the sleeperhold on Steakhouse Stan. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... Steakhouse Stan trys to escape. ... Hercules Rockafeller attacks Agent X breaking the hold. Agent X hits Steakhouse Stan with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Agent X is up again. Agent X kicks Steakhouse Stan on the mat. Now Steakhouse Stan standing. Steakhouse Stan tackles Agent X. Steakhouse Stan rolls onto Agent X connecting with a knee. Agent X moves back to his feet. Agent X kicks Steakhouse Stan in the head. Agent X goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 Steakhouse Stan escapes. ]
P.J. - Agent X should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Agent X connects with a flying knee. Steakhouse Stan goes down. Steakhouse Stan hits the fallaway slam on Agent X. Steakhouse Stan is up again. Agent X gets back to his feet. Hercules Rockafeller climbs to his feet. Hercules Rockafeller chops Agent X. Agent X executes a headlock takedown. Hercules Rockafeller climbs to his feet. Hercules Rockafeller short lariats Agent X. Hercules Rockafeller hits Agent X with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Hercules Rockafeller climbs to his feet. Agent X is up again. Agent X nails Hercules Rockafeller with an inverted DDT. Agent X leg drops Hercules Rockafeller. Agent X sucks chants start in the crowd. Agent X leg drops the throat of Hercules Rockafeller. Agent X and Hercules Rockafeller go to the floor Big Tim starts the count (.1) Agent X swings a Steel chair and hits Hercules Rockafeller. Hercules Rockafeller is bleeding as a result. Now "Ironman" Max Power standing. "Ironman" Max Power clotheslines Hercules Rockafeller. "Ironman" Max Power punches Hercules Rockafeller in the gut. They head back into the ring. Hercules Rockafeller brings a chair to the ring. Big Tim warns him not to use it. Hercules Rockafeller shoves Big Tim. ring, ring, ring! Big Tim calls for the bell. Hercules Rockafeller was disqualified. ]
P.J. - "Ironman" Max Power has won the match!
P.J. - The winner of this match, "Ironman" Max Power!!!
Canadian Bacon vs. GQ vs. Holiday Cheer
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match three way tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Canadian Bacon!!!
[Canadian Bacon come to the ring. ]
P.J. - the second team in this contest is GQ.
[GQ walk to the ring. ]
P.J. - and their final opponents, Holiday Cheer.
[Holiday Cheer walk to the ring. Big Tim is the referee for this match. The Hoser executes a pumphandle suplex on Hanson B. Wonderful. Hanson B. Wonderful executes a pumphandle suplex on Jack Frost. Jack Frost executes a pumphandle suplex on The Hoser. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Jack Frost sends Hanson B. Wonderful to the corner of the ring. The Canuck tagged in by The Hoser. They lockup. The Canuck sends Jack Frost to the corner of the ring. The Hoser suplexes Jack Frost. The Hoser piledrives Jack Frost. They lockup. The Canuck sends Jack Frost to the corner of the ring. The Canuck gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Jack Frost. Hanson B. Wonderful tags The Best Dressed Man. They lockup. The Best Dressed Man sends Jack Frost to the corner of the ring. The Best Dressed Man clotheslines Jack Frost. ]
P.J. - Come on ref! Do something!! Jack Frost is being double teamed!
[They lockup. The Best Dressed Man sends Jack Frost to the corner of the ring. Hanson B. Wonderful tagged in by The Best Dressed Man. Jack Frost trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but Hanson B. Wonderful avoids it. Jack Frost drags Hanson B. Wonderful to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) Jack Frost executes the front-layout suplex on Hanson B. Wonderful. Jack Frost sucks chants start in the crowd. Jack Frost gets back to his feet. Hanson B. Wonderful stands up. (..2) Hanson B. Wonderful gets snap suplexed by Jack Frost. Jack Frost gets up. (...3) Jack Frost hits Hanson B. Wonderful with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jack Frost moves back to his feet. Jack Frost hits Hanson B. Wonderful with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jack Frost sucks chants start in the crowd. Jack Frost moves back to his feet. Jack Frost and Hanson B. Wonderful move back into the ring. Jack Frost knee drops Hanson B. Wonderful. Hanson B. Wonderful gets back to his feet. Jack Frost hits Hanson B. Wonderful with a heart punch. Kneelock submission applied by Jack Frost. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Hanson B. Wonderful is fighting the hold. Hanson B. Wonderful taps out. ]
P.J. - The winners of this match, Holiday Cheer!!!
Manic Mailman vs. The Heckler
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New York City, Manic Mailman!!! (crowd cheers ************)
[Stamps are thrown al over the stage as Manic Mailman walks to the ring. ]
P.J. - and his opponent, weighing in at 140 pounds, from Cinnaminson, New Jersey accompanied by The CEO, The Heckler!!! (crowd boos ****)
[The CEO's music plays as he comes to the ring. The Heckler gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Manic Mailman. The Heckler places Manic Mailman on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Manic Mailman grabs The Heckler's head and hites him in the face. Manic Mailman chops The Heckler. Manic Mailman get whipped into the corner and The Heckler follows himin with an avalanche. ]
The Mullet - Manic Mailman could use some help about now.
[The Heckler delivers a kick to the head of Manic Mailman. Manic Mailman is up again. Manic Mailman jabs The Heckler. Manic Mailman with an Aztecan suplex on The Heckler sends him to the mat. Manic Mailman gets up. Manic Mailman gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on The Heckler. ]
The Mullet - Manic Mailman executes a jumping neck snap.
[Running neckbreaker drop executed by Manic Mailman takes The Heckler down hard. ]
P.J. - Nice running neckbreaker drop by Manic Mailman.
The Mullet - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Manic Mailman hits the handspring moonsault on The Heckler. Manic Mailman gets back to his feet. The Heckler is back on his feet. Manic Mailman bounces The Heckler off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. The Heckler punches Manic Mailman repeatedly. The Heckler slaps Manic Mailman. The Heckler executes a neck breaker. The Heckler goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
P.J. - The winner of this match, The Heckler!!!
D. Man vs. The Emporer
P.J. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Beijing, China a member of The Dynasty, The Emporer!!!
[The Gong sounds numerous times as The Emporer walks to the ring. ]
P.J. - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Jersey City, New Jersey, D. Man!!!
[D. Man's music play's as he runs to the ring. The Emporer places D. Man on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. D. Man executes a pumphandle suplex on The Emporer. (the bell rings) The Emporer hits a jumping elbow hrust on D. Man. D. Man gets up. The Emporer gets hit with a back heel kick. D. Man delivers a kick to the head of The Emporer. The Emporer gets back to his feet. D. Man hits The Emporer with the back of his elbow. D. Man rakes the face of The Emporer in attempt to make a come back. D. Man chops The Emporer. D. Man hits him with a back fist. The Emporer lifts D. Man into the air and delivers a spine buster. The Emporer puts D. Man in the cobra clutch. Big Tim asks D. Man if he quits. ... D. Man trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) The Emporer breaks the hold. The Emporer hits the handspring moonsault on D. Man. ]
The Mullet - If The Emporer keeps using moves like that handspring moonsault he could win the match!
[Now The Emporer standing. The Emporer locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Big Tim is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... The Emporer tightens the hold. ... The Emporer breaks the hold. They lockup. The Emporer sends D. Man to the corner of the ring. The Emporer puts D. Man on the top rope and executes a superplex. D. Man climbs to his feet. D. Man executes a jawbreakeron The Emporer. ]
P.J. - D. Man executes a jawbreaker.
[D. Man climbs to his feet. The Emporer moves back to his feet. D. Man trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift The Emporer.The Emporer with an illegal chokehold on D. Man. The Emporer punches D. Man repeatedly. ]
P.J. - D. Man takes a weak move.
[D. Man gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. The Emporer goes for a pin. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 D. Man kicks out. Now D. Man standing. The Emporer forearm smashes D. Man. The Emporer executes a ropeflip hiptoss on D. Man. ]
P.J. - D. Man takes a ropeflip hiptoss.
[D. Man is up again. The Emporer bounces D. Man off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. The Emporer clotheslines D. Man. The Emporer gouges D. Man's eyes out. D. Man gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Emporer comes over and smashes D. Man's head into it. D. Man trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift The Emporer.D. Man spinning mule kicks The Emporer. ]
P.J. - D. Man with a spinning mule kick.
[D. Man executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Emporer. D. Man rolls onto The Emporer connecting with a knee. The Emporer is back on his feet. The Emporer hits a dragon suplex on D. Man. The Emporer gets back to his feet. The Emporer goes for a pin. Referee Big Tim makes the count. ...1 ...2 D. Man kicks out. The Emporer drags D. Man to the floor. Big Tim starts the count (.1) The Emporer swings a Steel chair and hits D. Man. D. Man is bleeding as a result. ]
P.J. - The Emporer is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[The Emporer sends D. Man into Big Tim he goes down. The Emporer executes a headlock takedown. The Emporer with a falling splash on D. Man. The Emporer climbs to his feet. The Chinaman comes to ringside. The Chinaman trys for a power move but is unable to lift The Emporer.The Chinaman forearm smashes The Emporer. The Chinaman sucks chants start in the crowd. Ordered is restored. Big Tim gets up. The Emporer takes D. Man into the ring. The Emporer delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send D. Man hard to the mat. The Emporer spinebuster bombs D. Man onto the mat. The Emporer delivers the ever powerful Dynasty! The Emporer covers D. Man hooking the leg. Big Tim counts. ...1 ...2 ...3
P.J. - The winner of this match, The Emporer!!!
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