Sunday Mayhem

O Fortuna hits the speakers. Then Billy Dee steps out from behind the curtain. He is wearing a brown cloak with the hood down. Following him is the man with the white cloak and three other men with brown cloaks, all of their faces being covered. Following behind them is Nicky Mills wearing a brown cloak as well. The six of them walk down to the ring with the lights dim. They climb in to the ring and Billy Dee walks over and grabs a microphone. One of the men with a brown cloak is carrying a wooden bowl full of water. The music stops and Billy Dee walks to the middle of the ring. The five men make a circle around Mills. The man with the bowl of water stands next to Dee, and the man with the white cloak stands on the other side of Dee.

BD: Nicky Mills, today you will be officially pronounced as one of us. Today is the day you take the last step, and you will be forgiven for all of your sins. You took the first step and asked for forgiveness last week. You have proven all week that you are ready to be one of us. You are finally at the last step, where you will show the world you are as pure as you claim to be Nicky.

BD: I will sprinkle this water on you, and I will say a few words to cleanse your soul. You will have to ask the Lord for forgiveness after. Then if the Lord wants to forgive you, he will. However I suspect he will, as you have proven all week you are worthy of forgiveness. Now let us begin.

Billy Dee turns around for a split second as he puts down the microphone. Suddenly Mills reaches in to his cloak and pulls out a crowbar. He swings and hits the man in the brown cloak standing next to Dee in the ribs. Next he swings at the man in the white cloak, but he jumps through the ropes to the outside. Dee sees what is happening and exits the ring, along with the rest of the group. Dee grabs the man who was hit and drags him under the bottom rope to the outside. The crowd goes crazy as Mills has a crazed look in his eyes. He then reaches down and grabs the microphone.

NM: Do you sons of bitches actually think I could join your cult? You are all sick motherfuckers, and I am going to finish you all off, right here, right now!

BD: This is the way it’s going to have to be Mills? You asked for it Mills. We have the numbers Mills, you have got nothing!

Suddenly Pure Morning hits the speakers and Jeremy Cundiff runs down to the ring and slides in next to Mills.

Then Puppet hits the speakers and Mike Wilson comes down to the ring. He runs to the other side of the ring, and both he and Dee climb up on to the apron. A referee runs down to the ring as the music stops. The bell rings and this one is under way. Mills slides the crowbar out of the ring and they take their respective corners.

Jeremy and Billy start out. Dee knees Cundiff and throws him to the mat. Cundiff gets up and lands a right hand. Dee and Cundiff continue to throw punches at each other. Dee slaps on a headlock and backs up into the ropes. Cundiff pushes him off and Dee goes to the opposite ropes. He comes back and knocks Jeremy down with a shoulderblock. He runs to another set of ropes but Jeremy nips up and catches Dee with a hiptoss, followed up by a dropkick.

Jeremy throws Dee into the corner and smacks his chest several times with knife-edge chops. He whips him into the ropes and ducks his head but Dee is ready and kicks Jeremy in the chest so Jeremy snaps up. Dee then strikes hard with a roaring elbow that knocks Cundiff down.

TD: Some good chain wrestling in the early minutes.
KK: It’s what these guys do best.

Dee stomps Cundiff a few times. He picks him up, uppercuts him and delivers a snap suplex and a floatover pin:

KK: Why didn’t Nicky break up the pin?
TD: Maybe he thought Cundiff could handle that pin, which he did.
KK: I don’t think that’s it, I smell something fishy.
TD: That’s the salmon you ate before the show. Take a breath mint or something!

Cundiff doesn’t fight the chinlock, instead he hops up and does a jawbreaker to Dee. Dee releases the chinlock and holds his jaw painfully. Cundiff stays on the attack by back suplexing Dee. Cundiff stands and tags in Mills who squares off with Dee.

TD: Here we go, the cultists are facing off.
KK: This could be interesting. I wonder if Dee is upset Mills wanted in against him,
TD: I don’t blame him.

Nicky and Dee lock up. Dee goes for a go behind but Mills blocks and hits a quick belly to back suplex. starts punching and stomping Dee. Nicky lifts Dee and atomic drops him before nailing him with a huge yakuza kick to the side of his head.

Nicky pounds on Dee with punches before whipping him into the corner and backing up and pointing to Cundiff who just rolls his eyes. Nicky charges Dee and dives at him with a splash but Dee moves out of the way and Nicky crashes against the top turnbuckle and is taken down with a neckbreaker by Dee.

Dee tags in Mike Wilson who charges in and dropkicks Nicky while he is trying to get up. Wilson stomps Nicky a few times before going for a whip but pulling him back and executing a northern lights suplex. He bridges into a pin:

TD: Close on the pin attempt
KK: Wilson got a huge win against a High Roller last week, he wants to settle this score too.

Wilson shoves Nicky into the corner and stomps him until he is in a sitting position. Wilson then steps on to the middle ropes and jumps up, maneuvering at the last second to knee Nicky in the face.

TD: Oh my God! He just landed a huge springboard knee to the face.
KK: Mills’ nose might be broken.

Wilson drags Nicky to the center of the ring and plants him with a facebuster followed up by a pin:

TD: Mills is in trouble
KK: He’ll find a way out.
TD: Legally?
KK: Probably not.

Wilson whips Nicky into the ropes and swings with a clothesline but Nicky ducks, hooks Wilson’s arms from behind and does an amazing release tiger suplex. Mike lands on the back of his head.

Nicky spin heel kicks Mike Wilson and then bodyslams him before yelling at Jeremy. Nicky grabs Wilson and lifts him onto his shoulders in an electric chair position before tagging Cundiff in. Jeremy runs in, jumps up, plants his knees in Wilson’s back and pulls back on Wilson’s shoulders as Mills falls backward.

Jeremy side slams Wilson before getting up and legdropping him. He goes for a pin:

Dee breaks it up. Jeremy runs to the ropes and asai moonsaults off, grabbing Wilson’s head in a reverse DDT position. Wilson snapmares him and lifts him up while still holding his head and reverse suplexing him.

Wilson tags Dee in and Dee rushes in, dropping multiple elbows on Cundiff’s body. Dee picks up Jeremy and suplexes him across the top rope. Dee then climbs to the top turnbuckle.

TD: What in the world is Dee going for?
KK: I don’t know but don’t be surprised if it kills Cundiff.

Dee jumps off and legdrops the back of Cundiff’s head, causing Cundiff to flip off the rope.

TD: Oh my!
KK: Cundiff’s going to need an aspirin the size of the Lincoln Memorial.

Cundiff barely gets the shoulder up. Dee locks on an abdominal stretch in the center of the ring. Cundiff doesn’t give up so Dee lifts him up and pumphandle suplexes him. He tags in Wilson who jumps off the top rope with a diving headbutt.

Wilson lifts Cundiff up for a DVD but Cundiff slips up and Russian legsweeps Wilson. Both men lie motionless before crawling towards their respective corners.

Cundiff crawls to his corner. Wilson tags in Dee. Dee grabs Cundiff by the leg and wraps him in position for a German suplex. Cundiff low blows Dee and tags in Mills.

Nicky does get in and starts punching Dee. He whips Dee into the ropes and back drops him. He tries for a dropkick but Dee moves out of the way. On his way up, Dee DDT’s Mills. Dee tags Mike Wilson back in. Wilson hammers on Nicky’s back with forearms. He calls Dee into the ring and both men start pounding on Nicky. Dee and Wilson pick Nicky up for a suplex. While they hold him in the air, Jeremy uses the top rope as a springboard and dropkicks Dee and Wilson who fall backward, suplexing Nicky.

Wilson gets up and both men start brawling against the ropes, falling over the top rope to the floor. Dee and Nicky lie motionless for a moment before both men start to get up. Nicky swings at Dee, Dee ducks and hooks Mills’ arms, taking him down with a cattle mutilation.

On the outside, Cundiff slams Mike Wilson’s head against the guardrail and then looks in the ring to see Nicky in trouble. Jeremy climbs to the top rope and looks down at his rival in pain.

Jeremy turns around and leaps off, doing a fabulous shooting star press on the stretched out stomach of Dee.

Nicky rolls to the side as Jeremy picks himself up. Dee rolls out of the ring, holding his stomach in pain. Wilson rolls into the ring and he and Cundiff start trading blows. Mike Wilson swings wildly and Jeremy ducks and throws a superkick. Wilson ducks and sets Cundiff up, hitting the Cold Shot.

Mills breaks it up. He and Wilson start trading punches. Mills misses and Wilson tries for the Cold Shot. Mills gets out and dropkicks Wilson in the back, sending him to the outside. He turns around and Dee spears him into the corner.
TD: Dee’s back in this.
KK: They’re part of the same cult but still fighting each other. Meetings must be awkward.

Dee tries to set Mills up in the corner for the Dee-Stabilizer. He swings out of the corner but Mills blocks and atomic drops him. Dee falls backward where Cundiff hits the Neckbreaker 59 and goes for the pin:

“Pure Morning” starts to play as the Devils Advocates raise their arms in victory.

TD: Mills and Cundiff win!
KK: And Billy Dee is going to need a doctor.
TD: For Kraig Karmen, I’m Tim Devine saying good night from TNT.