November 20, 2006
1. Randy Orton - Not only did he beat Batista for the Universal Title just a few weeks ago, and now... He doesn't have to defend his title against Taz ever. Ain't he in luck?
2. Travis Wakeman - Retained his TWF Title against all odds, and on any other week would be #1.
3. Money Mike - Showed Stone Cold Steve Austin that he my friends, he's just as cold... And just as good, if not better.
4. Jordan Rockwell - He and Axl Irvin have put each other through hell... Will Rockwell make it through after what happened on Primetime?
5. Joe Corey - Stopped Rob Van Dam's Show, pun intended, at Doomsday.
6. Jason Oliver - Beat Octane at Doomsday and defended his Girlfriend, but not only that... He's in the next round of the King of the Ring!
7. Taz - Will never get a Universal Title shot as long as Orton is Champion.
8. Max Ogden - Beat Umaga at Doomsday in an emphatic way... Beat Big Sal Graziano a few days before that, but now has High Octane.
9. Blood Brothers - Because of them and Orton, Taz and Strife and Bahamut will never get a Title Shot as long as they hold the titles.
10. Rey Mysterio - Retained his KOC Championship, he's for real everyone.
11. "High Octane" Damion West - Hit some women, cost Stacy Snow a match... But couldn't get it done against a man... P.S. Stacy says you have smelly feet.
12. Rob Van Dam - Stood up to Paul Heyman and showed guts unlike anyone else... But got a Showstopper for his troubles.
13. Axl Irvin - Showing he can hang with the big boys, like Jordan Rockwell.
14. Carlito - He spits... Steph swallows. Should be an interesting match with him against Mike.
15. Misterrrrrrr Kennedy... KENNEDY! - He's a future IC Champ... And has the greatest entrance ever.
16. Lashley - The big guy is on the edge of a Universal title shot, he just needs one big win.
17. Shane Thompson - Announced his retirement from the TWF, and will be missed very much.
18. Batista - The former TWF Universal Champion needs to do more than referee and complain.
19. John Cena - Although he hasn't been winning much, he's been F-Uing everyone.
20. JJ "The Ram" Ramplin - Although he lost to Jason Oliver in the first round of the King of the Ring, he got a PPV win at Doomsday and proved he's the best Brit on Rampage.
21. Paul Birchill - Very impressive in his return to Rampage. Only question is, can he do it consistently?
22. Ashley K - The Spirit Slut won the TWF Women's Championship! WOO... And she got a gangbang after the PPV! Give me a G... G!
23. Umaga - The walking tattoo lost to Max Ogden at Doomsday in the House of Horrors, but beat Mark Henry in the King of the Ring Qualification Round. Can Umaga go all the way?
24. Matt Cruz - Was so confident about Doomsday, but he lost the Rampage before it... And at Doomsday itself! Singles gold still avoids the Texas Wrestling Star.
25. Alex Shelley - Although he lost to Ultimo Dragon, he has been un casa en fuego.
Up and Comer of the Week:
Rob Storm
Losers:
3. Spirit Squad
2. Tatanka and Ted Dibiase
1. Carney/Redford - Carney and Redford have been doing nothing so they get loser of the week. Hopefully Carney can rejuvinate himself on Primetime in his forte, the Lightheavyweight Division. If not, then he still sucks more than Ashley K's lips.