Joe Louis Arena

Detroit, Michigan

Attendance: 11, 247

May 13, 2006

AS PRIMETIME TAKES THE AIR, THE SHOT OPENS INSIDE THE ARENA AND WITHOUT ANY OPENING MONTAGE VIDEO, "THUG SUPERSTAR" BY CYPRESS HILL COMES ON AND TAZ STEPS OUT TO A MIXED RESPONSE.

Michael Cole: "We welcome you to the famed Joe Louis arena in Detroit where we are on the heels of Foul Play and here comes the street thug from Brooklyn, Taz"!

Jesse Ventura: "We saw this guy make a huge impact at Foul Play Michael and tonight, the wrestling world will witness his debut match"!

"JUST LOOK AT ME" IS HEARD AND ROB CONWAY COMES OUT TO A LOT OF BOOS.

Cole: "And he has drawn a tough first opponent here but let's talk about his debut at Foul Play partner. Taz came to the ring to address the fans and basically brought up his career in the old GSE. Out comes Chris Masters, cocky as ever, who basically says the GSE was nothing, he's in the TWF now and not only that, but he claims to have the most dominant submission move in the business"!

Ventura: "But before he could apply the Masterlock in the Masterlock challenge, Taz cheated and locked in his Tazmission"!

Cole: "Cheated? So he's just supposed to let him get that full nelson on"?

Ventura: "Wait, Conway's on the attack"!

BEFORE THE BELL SOUNDED, ROB CONWAY CAUGHT TAZ WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK, KNOCKING HIM INTO THE CORNER AS REFEREE MICKEY HENSON ASKED FOR THE BELL TO START THE MATCH.

Rob Conway vs. Taz (in ring debut)

Conway rocked Taz with several stiff shots, really taking it to the former GSE champion. But after hitting the ropes, Taz smacked him with a clothesline that must've made Conway feel like he was running into a brick wall. Taz hit the ropes but missed with a big elbow drop and Conway got up, kicking him right in the ribs. Conway then tried to slow him down with a reverse chin lock but the arm looked like it was under the chin. Henson tried to make sure the move was legal and this caused Conway to release it and get in his face. After a brief argument, Conway turned but Taz grabbed the front of his tights and flung him into the corner. He then came in with a running forearm to the face before whipping Conway to the opposite corner. He followed in with a shoulder but Conway moved and that shoulder met steel post. Conway capitalized with a belly to back suplex drop, putting Taz right on his head. From there, Conway went to the middle turnbuckle and flew off with a fist drop, connecting. He made the cover but Taz kicked out at 2. Frustrated, Conway went for another cover but again, Taz was up at 2. Conway pulled Taz up and yelled "Ego Trip", signaling his intention to hit his finisher but Taz swung him right into a belly to belly throw, launching Conway across the ring. He then grabbed Conway and delivered a devastating cradle suplex. The fans could sense the end for Conway as Taz held his arms out before locking in the debilitating "Tazmission". Knowing he would pass out, Conway tapped his own shoulder, signaling he was done and Taz had won it.

Match Time: 9:56

Cole: "Well I hope Chris Masters was watching, because that move right there might be more dangerous than his Masterlock"!

Ventura: "I can guarantee you that Chris was watching this but I disagree with you Michael, no one has broken the Masterlock and I'm willing to bet that some of those stiffs in the old GSE escaped that move many times"!

A PROMO GRAPHIC WITH THE PRIMETIME LOGO POPS UP. ON ONE SIDE IS RENE DUPREE AND DAWN MARIE AND ON THE OTHER IS BATISTA WITH THE UNIVERSAL TITLE OVER HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.

Cole: "What a main event we have for you tonight! Batista, fresh off his disqualification victory over Edge at Foul Play, will meet the man who tried to run him down in a parking garage just about a month ago, Rene Dupree"!

THE SHOT FADES OUT.

COMMERCIAL BREAK.......

A COMMERCIAL FOR SMIRNOFF ICE IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A FOX PROGRAMMING AD FOR AMERICAN IDOL.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE....

PRIMETIME RETURNS WITH IDALIS IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA ALONG WITH JBL, CHAOS WOLF AND CHAE.

Idalis: "JBL, for the last few weeks, people questioned this alliance between you and Chaos Wolf but at Foul Play......

JBL: "Let me cut you off right there! You want to know what our agenda is right? Well it's not like we've hidden it. Since the day I came to PrimeTime, all I have heard is Jordan Rockwell this, Jordan Rockwell that, he's the franchise. Well what about your precious franchise now"?

Chaos Wolf: "Jordan, I told you the entire time I was in the New Breed that I was the best guy you had, but it always went in one ear and out the other. JBL, he listened, he knows talent when he sees it".

JBL: "And now, we can introduce the newest member of our team...... Orlando Jordan, the greatest athlete in the TWF today"!

ORLANDO JORDAN ENTERS THE SHOT WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE.

Orlando Jordan: "Just like JBL said, I am the greatest athlete in the TWF today, but does anybody know that? No, because guys like Jordan Rockwell get all the attention! Well I'm tired of it! JBL has given me a chance to showcase what I can do and there's nothing but great things in my future".

JBL: "So take this as a warning Rockwell, we have already beaten you. PrimeTime is my show now and my pupils here will be able to transform themselves into the superstars they were meant to be.... something that will never happen as long as your the "franchise". That makes me sick"!

THE SHOT GOES TO THE RING WHERE ULTIMO DRAGON's MUSIC IS PLAYING AND HE IS ENTERING THE RING. ALSO IN THE RING IS MARINER.

Cole: "So let me get this straight. These guys feel their lack of success in the TWF is due to Jordan Rockwell"?

"OOOH CHAVO" IS HEARD AND CHAVO GUERRERO's MUSIC PLAYS, BRINGING HIM OUT TO A HUGE RESPONSE.

Ventura: "Oh don't act surprised Cole, we both know that Rockwell has always been a glory hound"!

Cole: "Well I'm not gonna agree with that and you know it but if this becomes JBL's show, as he just claimed, I'd say we're all in trouble"!

Ventura: "I'm interested to hear Rockwell's rebuttal for this".

Cole: "Rockwell is in the building tonight but right now, we are set to determine the man who will next face Paul London for the Lightheavyweight title with this triple threat"!

Triple Threat/#1 Contender for Lightheavyweight title

Chavo Guerrero vs. Mariner vs. Ultimo Dragon

This was a very exciting match in which the action never slowed down. Each man had multiple chances to win it but it was Mariner who tried his best to utilize his more mat based attack to slow down Chavo and Ultimo, who both reverted to the Lucha Libre style. After a double dropkick took Mariner out, Chavo went for a hip toss with Ultimo blocked before taking him off his feet with a back footsweep. He then hit a standing moonsault but the pin attempt was broken up at 2 by Mariner. After whipping Ultimo to the corner, Mariner followed in but ran straight into his outstretched foot before Chavo delivered a backdrop suplex. Ultimo came out of the corner looking for a hurricanrana on Chavo but Chavo countered with a sit down powerbomb for the 1.........2..........., but Ultimo got a shoulder off the mat in the nick of time. The crowd was sure he had it but after he caught a kick attempt from Mariner, Mariner blasted him with an enziguri. Ultimo tried to sneak up on Mariner with the Dragon DDT but Mariner countered in mid move and ran back, tossing Ultimo over the top rope. Mariner grabbed the top rope and took a breather but when he turned around, he caught a kick to the midsection as Chavo tried to hook him up for the Gory Bomb. But before he could, Mariner wisely grabbed the top rope to block and then kicked Chavo in the crotch, something referee Charles Robinson seemed to detect but he didn't. Mariner then used the middle turnbuckle for a wicked tornado DDT on Chavo and he rolled him over, draping an arm over his chest to get the 3 count and the biggest win of his young career to this point.

Match Time: 10:19

Cole: "Are you kidding me?! Mariner is gonna win this thing like that"?!

Ventura: "And now Mariner is the number one contender for the title, what a win"!

"WITH A THOUSAND WORDS TO SAY BUT ONE" PLAYED AS MARINER LEFT WITH THE VICTORY AND THE CROWD BOOED. IN THE RING, CHAVO AND ULTIMO TRIED TO PIECE WHAT HAPPENED TOGETHER.

Cole: "I'm sorry partner, I've gotta consider this an upset but none the less, Mariner will get a shot at the title currently held by Paul London"!

BACKSTAGE......

AXL IRVIN IS SHOWN IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, PUTTING ON WRIST TAPE WHEN RIC FLAIR COMES UP.

Ric Flair: "Hey man.

AXL LOOKS UP AT HIM.

Hey, don't gimme that. I told you what would happen if your little girlfriend got involved and look what happened. She cost us a chance at the tag team titles! Doesn't that piss you off, cause it pisses me off?!

AXL AGAIN JUST LOOKS AT FLAIR.

Look, I know you're upset, so am I. But you've got Ken Kennedy tonight, get it done champ".

FLAIR LEAVES THE ROOM AS THE SHOT GOES BACK TO RINGSIDE.

Mordecai vs. Essa Rios

Rios showed no fear of the pale rider, coming right at him with his attack, but he stood no chance. After swatting a dropkick attempt away, Mordecai lifted Rios like a small child over his shoulder and ran across the ring, slamming him upside down in the corner. Then, with a running start, he kicked Rios right in the back of the head. Mordecai then very violently choked Rios with both hands. Rios could barely stand as Mordecai picked him up for the "Crucifier", putting him into the mat and getting the 3 count, prompting his music to play.

Match Time: 2:56

Cole: "This was an absolute massacre".

Ventura: "I pity the man who tries to get in the path of the pale rider, this guy scares me".

Cole: "Well he calls it his personal crusade, his....... wait a minute, there's Heidenreich"!

HEIDENREICH HIT THE RING AND WAS ALL OVER MORDECAI WITH BOTH RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS. AFTER STAGGERING HIM, HE HIT THE ROPES AND CLOTHESLINED HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING. HEIDENREICH THEN PICKED UP MORDECAI's STAFF AND HELD IT IN THE AIR BUT HE QUICKLY DROPPED IN AND JUST AT HIS HAND IN CONCERN.

Cole: "What happened? Heidenreich was on a tear"!

Ventura: "Hasn't he ever heard not to touch things that don't belong to you"?

MORDECAI LEFT AS HIS MUSIC PLAYED, JUST LOOKING TOWARDS THE HEAVENS WITH A SICK GRIN ON HIS FACE.

Cole: "Heidenreich has returned the favor from Foul Play, giving Mordecai a taste of his own medicine but what in the heck is with Mordecai"?

Ventura: "I think only he knows the answer to that".

COMMERCIAL BREAK.........

A COMMERCIAL FOR DRUGFREE.ORG IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A PREVIEW FOR THE "DA VINCI CODE" STARRING TOM HANKS.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE....

WHEN PRIMETIME RETURNS, "NO LEAF CLOVER" BY METALLICA HITS AND JAMES MITCHELL BRINGS OUT HIS MENACING TEAM OF EDDIE SAINT JAMES AND VLAD THE IMPALER.

Cole: "Welcome back to PrimeTime as we are set for tag team action and I don't know about you partner, but I still don't get this whole thing".

Ventura: "Oh would you drop the whole brainwashing idea Cole? As we've seen a couple times now, it is clear that Vlad the Impaler is one hundred percent a part of this union Father James Mitchell has formed".

LA FAMILIA's MEXICAN TUNE HITS AND PSYCHOSIS COMES OUT ALONG WITH SUPER CRAZY TO A GOOD CHEER.

Cole: "Psychosis and Super Crazy will provide the opposition tonight but I can't agree with that. I mean, we've seen Vlad change his attitude many times over the years here in the TWF but when James Mitchell presented this idea, it was clear that Vlad did not want to be a part of it. I just can't see what would've changed his mind other than these guys being........

Ventura: "Do you know them personally Michael? I didn't think so. Why are we even questioning this, don't we have a match to call"?

Eddie Saint James and Vlad the Impaler w/ James Mitchell vs. La Familia

Psychosis started the match off with The Saint who came right after him but Psychosis was able to put him right on the mat with a drop toe hold. Saint James popped up but Psychosis ducked a clothesline and caught him with a flying wheel kick before tagging in Super Crazy who came in slapping the chest of the Saint. Saint James fired back with a knee to the chest followed by a right hand to the temple before tagging in Vlad who came in and ran through Crazy with a clothesline. Vlad then put him up on his shoulders for a running powerslam but Crazy slipped off and connected with a reverse DDT. Psychosis tagged back in and he and Crazy combined for a double dropkick that knocked Vlad over the top rope and to the floor. Saint James dropped to the floor and he and Vlad met with Mitchell who tried to get his team to regroup. Suddenly, Saint James went around to the opposite side of the ring as Vlad very tentatively got back in. Suddenly, Psychosis was cracked in the back with a steel chair and referee Mike Enos called for the bell, disqualifying the team. But the beating was just getting started. The Saint then smashed Crazy over the head with the chair as Mitchell called for more.

Cole: "Somebody get out here and stop this"!

VLAD LAID THE CHAIR FLAT ON THE MAT AND PULLED PSYCHOSIS INTO POSITION FOR A PILEDRIVER AS SAINT JAMES CAME OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE TO COMPLETE THE SPIKE, DRIVING THE HEAD OF PSYCHOSIS RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR WHICH FILLED THE ARENA WITH BOOS. THE HECKLING LAUGH OF MITCHELL COULD ALMOST BE HEARD OVER THEM HOWEVER.

Ventura: "Oh did you hear that? That was the sound of a man's skull being driven into steel"!

Cole: "What the hell is wrong with these guys?! They seem more interested in dishing out physical pain than they do winning matches"!

VLAD, SAINT JAMES AND MITCHELL LEFT TO PLENTY OF HEAT AS SUPER CRAZY TRIED TO HELP UP HIS PARTNER IN THE RING.

Ventura: "This reminds me of what we saw at Foul Play with the Boogeyman".

REPLAYS FROM FOUL PLAY ARE SHOWN OF THE POST MATCH ATTACK ON THE BOOGEYMAN BY DUSTIN KASH AND SEAN O'HAIRE.

Cole: "Well since coming to the TWF, we've seen the Boogeyman strike fear into opponents in a variety of ways but at Foul Play, as you see on the replay, Dustin Kash and Sean O'Haire shattered his arm"!

THE SHOT SHIFTS TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA WHERE IDALIS IS WITH BOTH SEAN O'HAIRE AND DUSTIN KASH, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY PLEASED AS THEY WATCH THE REPLAY ON A NEARBY MONITOR.

Idalis: "Guys, what is there to smile about? You severely injured the Boogeyman".

Sean O'Haire: "Think of it as us doing PrimeTime a favor. No longer will you have to worry about someone hiding in your dressing room or some freak stuffing his mouth with worms. We did exactly what we said we would do, we eliminated a problem".

Dustin Kash: "At Foul Play, like Sean said, the Boogeyman problem was eliminated but this is something that everyone here on PrimeTime needs to get used. Anyone who dares get in our way will suffer the same fate that the Boogeyman did".

O'Haire: "And that's not a threat..... that's a promise".

O'HAIRE BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER AS HE AND KASH WALK AWAY BEFORE THE SHOT IS SENT BACK TO THE RING WHERE TAYLOR MADE IS COMING OUT TO "LIKE A PIMP" BY DA BAND. HE FINDS A CUTE YOUNG GIRL IN THE FRONT ROW AND ASKS HER TO LIFT HER SHIRT. AFTER PLENTY OF ENCOURAGEMENT FROM BOTH HE AND THE FANS, THE SHY GIRL OBLIGES TO A HUGE CHEER.

Ventura: "Pull your shirt down honey, this isn't MTV".

Cole: "Always the ladies man, Taylor Made is about to come face to face with a man who says he is the new chick magnet of the TWF"!

"NEW WORLD DISORDER" BY BIOHAZARD HITS, BRINGING JOHNNY HAZARD OUT WHO HAS 2 LADIES CLINGING TO EACH ARM.

Ventura: "Now I like this guy".

Cole: "This will be the in ring debut of Johnny Hazard who you see with those four stunning ladies and what does he call them Jesse, the Harem"?

Ventura: "That's what I hear but I'm much more interested in what this guy can do in the ring".

Taylor Made vs. Johnny Hazard w/ The Harem (in ring debut)

As the bell sounded, Taylor glanced at the 4 ladies but caught a right hand from Hazard who quickly became aggressive with 2 hard kneelifts before whipping him to the ropes for a big boot to the face. Hazard was all fired up as he went to the apron and the women came up, one by one giving him a kiss on the cheek. But when he turned around, Hazard was met with a spinning heel kick from Taylor who then pulled him up and backed him into the corner with several kicks to midsection. He then whipped him to the ropes and locked in a sleeper hold. But before falling to the effects, Hazard countered with a sitdown jawbreaker before pulling Taylor in for a wicked DDT. He made the cover but Taylor was able to kick out at 2. Hazard stayed on the attack and after 3 hard right hands, he hit the ropes for another running kick but Taylor avoided it and pulled him down back first on his knees, a move that is being used more and more by several superstars. Taylor made his first cover but Hazard kicked out at 2. Taylor rocked Hazard with 2 right hands and hit the ropes but Hazard caught him with a nice powerslam. He then picked Taylor up onto his shoulders and delivered a death valley driver which he calls the "Toxic Drop" and he hooked the leg for the 1..........2..........3.

Match Time: 8:07

AFTER THE MATCH, THE HAREM CAME INTO THE RING AND CELEBRATED WITH HAZARD AS "NEW WORLD DISORDER" PLAYED.

Cole: "That is a devastating move which he calls the Toxic Drop and this has proven to be a very successful debut for Johnny Hazard"!

Ventura: "I think he just showed Taylor that there's a new stud in town and I have a feeling that once Hazard and these women leave the arena tonight is when the real celebration will begin"!

HAZARD LEFT ARM IN ARM WITH THE 4 LADIES AS TAYLOR STRUGGLED TO GET TO HIS FEET IN THE RING.

Cole: "Well if you're right, Hazard is one lucky guy but fans, you don't want to go away because still to come tonight, the Universal champion Batista steps into the ring with the French Phenom Rene Dupree"!

BACKSTAGE.......

EDGE IS SHOWN BACKSTAGE WHEN RENE DUPREE AND DAWN MARIE COME UP AND THEY DON'T LOOK HAPPY.

Edge: "Uh, hey guys, what's up"?

Rene Dupree: "What's up? That's all you can say to the guy who committed a felony for you, trying to run Batista down? You're just lucky he didn't want to press charges. But how do you repay me? By leaving me in the ring at Foul Play to get Batista Bombed".

Edge: "Well I.........

Dupree: "Look Edge, I thought we had an agreement, but maybe I was wrong. Tonight, I have Batista one on one and I don't want you anywhere near the ring".

Edge: "You guys don't want my help, against Batista? (laughs) Well good luck with that one".

Dawn Marie: "We don't need your help tonight Edge because my man is going to prove to everyone tonight that he should be included in the main event every night, not just once in awhile and after he beats Batista tonight, something you've proven you can't do, then we will demand a shot at the Universal title".

DUPREE AND DAWN MARIE WALK AWAY AND EDGE JUST LAUGHS AGAIN AS THE SHOT FADES OUT.

COMMERCIAL BREAK........

A COMMERCIAL FOR SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR BIG MAMA's HOUSE 2, NOW ON DVD.

RETURN FROM BREAK.....

Cole: "Welcome back to TWF PrimeTime on FOX and ladies and gentlemen, during the break, Bobby Lashley entered his dressing room and.... well let's just go to the replay".

REPLAYS ARE SHOWN FROM DURING THE BREAK OF BOBBY LASHLEY ENTERING HIS DRESSING ROOM AND BECOMING FROZEN BY THE SIGHT OF A VERY LARGE PICTURE OF ROSA PARKS WHICH HAS BEEN HUNG ON THE WALL.

"MISTERRRRRR KENNEDY" IS HEARD AND KEN KENNEDY COMES OUT TO A MIXED REACTION.

Ventura: "Now what the heck was that"?

Cole: "It looks to me like a picture of female pioneer Rosa Parks but Lashley didn't seem to know how it got there. In any event, Ken Kennedy, who fell just short of winning the Intercontinental title at Foul Play, is ready for a big matchup here".

"LIT UP" BY BUCKCHERRY COMES ON OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS ADN AXL IRVIN COMES OUT TO ANOTHER MIXED REACTION BUT THERE DO SEEM TO BE MORE BOOS THAN CHEERS.

Ventura: "And speaking of coming up short, this guy and Ric Flair had the tag team titles won at Foul Play"!

Cole: "Yeah, and then Traci Brooks decided to get involved and like Flair said earlier, she cost them the match"!

Ventura: "So she made one mistake, it seems to me like Ric Flair wants Axl to choose between him and Traci".

Cole: "That's not what he's saying at all. Flair has been a huge influence on the career of Axl Irvin to this point and he just wants to see him get wins honorably, not because some woman distracted his opponent by taking off her clothes! Now what's wrong with that"?!

Axl Irvin vs. Ken Kennedy

This was a great battle between two men looking to move up the midcard ranks of PrimeTime and they were willing to win at all costs. Each man resorted to dirty tactics to gain an upper hand in the match as Axl recovered from an eye rake to get in a mule kick which referee Chris Kay never saw. Axl then hit the ropes and drilled Kennedy with a running forearm before whipping him to the corner. He then climbed to the middle turnbuckle and unloaded right hand after right hand but Kennedy countered and dropped Axl face first on the top rope. He then lifted him to his shoulders and tried to climb the turnbuckle with him, looking for the "Lambeau Leap" but Axl pounded Kennedy twice in the side of the head before using his leg across the throat to ride him to the mat. Axl then pulled Kennedy up, looking for a vertical suplex. But Kennedy blocked it with his foot and countered with a suplex of his own. Kennedy then hit the ropes and drilled Axl with a clothesline, building momentum. But just then, Traci Brooks came out from the back in nothing but her lingerie and Kennedy looked like he was going to fall over at the sight. This allowed Axl to get the rollup from behind and Kay made the 3 count before Kennedy to even realize what was happening.

Match Time: 7:07

Ventura: "Wow.... look at Traci"!

Cole: "Axl Irvin has gotten a huge win here over Ken Kennedy with a huge assist from Traci"!

"LIT UP" PLAYED AGAIN AS AXL LEFT THE RING, GRABBING TRACI AND LIFTING HER INTO HIS ARMS.

Ventura: "Well I'm sure you wouldn't consider this an honorable win Cole but you know what they say, to the victor goes the spoils and right now, Axl is definitely being spoiled"!

BACKSTAGE..... SHANE McMAHON's OFFICE......

CAMERAS GO TO SHANE McMAHON's OFFICE WHERE JBL, CHAOS WOLF AND ORLANDO JORDAN ARE ALL PROTESTING.

JBL: "You've got to be kidding me Shane, you have to consider making me and my boys ineligible for this thing".

Shane McMahon: "Sorry JBL, but I just can't do that. Everyone in the TWF, and I do mean everyone, will be eligible for this. A formal announcement will be made next week".

SHANE OPENS HIS DOOR AND THE MEN LEAVE THE OFFICE.

Orlando Jordan: "Come on man".

"Back in Black" by AC/DC hits as Jordan Rockwell and Christian make their way out to the ring in their street clothes to a huge reaction.

Ventura: "What were they talking about back their Cole"?

Cole: "Ya got me, but whatever it was, Shane McMahon says a formal announcement will be made next week".

Jordan Rockwell: "Ever since Foul Play, all we've heard is, oh Rockwell, oh Christian, what are you thinking now that JBL one upped the two of you at Foul Play? Or oh my god Chaos Wolf pinned a former two time Universal champion in Christian. Well we'll tell you what we're thinking and that is this.

Rockwell and Christian both start clapping.

Cole: "What the heck"?

We applaud you John because you have once again proved us right. At Foul Play and you proved us right by what I said a couple weeks ago when I said that the Bradshaw I knew and that Christian knew had balls, because you and that little mutt needed Orlando Jordan's help to beat us at Foul Play and do not get me wrong cause we are not going to stand here and whine, moan, bitch and complain about that cause we'd be stealing that gimmick from you and we don't wanna get charged with gimmick infringment!

The fans begin chants of "Rockwell".

But iIthink I have taken one shot to many to the head cause I just can't figure out what we're gonna do, Christian you have any ideas"?

Christian: "I got a couple ideas but I'm not sure if they will work. For example, I thought we could take that ugly hat and stick it up Bradshaw's ass but with a head that size I don't think it would fit!

The fans began laughing and cheering.

Then I thought we could take Chae as collateral but then I realized that I don't wanna get myself an STD"! Cole: "Wow"!

Rockwell: "Hey I got it, what if we take Orlando's head and stick it up Wolf's ass"?

Christian: "Nah, from the looks of Wolf, he might like that too much"!

The fans cheer again as Rockwell starts to laugh.

Rockwell: "I always suspected that! But ya know what, now that I think of it, the only logical solution is that since you like to do things three on two then what's say you three come down here and we two kick your asses"?!

Cole: "Oh yeah"!

Ventura: "They're not gonna come out here, they have more important things to worry about by what we just saw".

the fans cheer louder but all of a sudden "firefly" by breaking benjamin hits and Chris Platoon makes his way to the ring.

Cole: "Wait a minute, what's this? It's Chris Platoon"!

Ventura: "What the heck is he doing out here"?

Christian: "Uh, is it me, or did JBL go on Extreme Makeover cause if so, he needs.......

Chris Platoon: "Can we stop with the jokes guys? Look, I came out here for one reason. I saw what happened to you at Foul Play and I've been searching for months now for someone here on PrimeTime I can trust, someone who can have my back. As you can tell, that hasn't worked out too well for me. So it seems the three of us have a common problem and if the two of you are willing, I'd be happy to call those three jackasses common enemies"!

Rockwell: "Are you saying you want the two of us to watch your back"?

Platoon: "And in return, I'll watch yours. Look, JBL's army is only getting bigger, you two will need someone you can trust and that person is me".

PLATOON EXTENDS HIS HAND. ROCKWELL AND CHRISTIAN LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A MOMENT BEFORE EACH SHAKING IT.

Cole: "It looks like Rockwell and Christian have accepted! I wonder what JBL thinks of this"!

Ventura: "I think Chris Platoon just put himself on the wrong side of this war Michael, it's clear to me that JBL's army is dominant"!

"BACK IN BLACK" PLAYED AGAIN AS THE 3 MEN WALKED UP THE AISLE TO THE BACK TOGETHER.

Cole: "Don't go away because up next is our main event"!

COMMERCIAL BREAK.......

A COMMERCIAL FOR eBay IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR THE NEW COKE VAULT ENERGY DRINK.

RETURN FROM BREAK..... BACKSTAGE......

CAMERAS IN THE BACK SHOW AXL IRVIN, STILL SMILING DUE TO HIS VICTORY, WITH TRACI BROOKS WHO IS NOW DRESSED.

Traci Brooks: "You were awesome out there honey".

Axl Irvin: "This is just the beginning. I will rise back to the top here on PrimeTime, no matter how I have to do it".

AXL GRABS TRACI BY THE HAIR AND GIVES HER A LONG KISS ON THE MOUTH AS THE SHOT GOES TO THE RING WHERE RANDY ORTON IS STANDING IN DRESS CLOTHES, HIS RIGHT ARM IN A SLING. THE CROWD IS ALL OVER HIM WITH BOOS.

Cole: "Oh gag me".

Ventura: "Shhh, I want to listen to what Randy Orton has to say".

Randy Orton: "Now I know this is going to break the hearts of some of my fans, but at Foul Play, I sustained some serious damage to my shoulder. How long this will keep me out of action is really up to me, how hard I want to rehab. So I come out here tonight to.........

JUST THEN, BATISTA's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO PROBABLY THE LOUDEST POP ALL NIGHT WITH THE UNIVERSAL TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST. ORTON IS NOT AT ALL HAPPY.

Cole: "He came out here to get cut off because here comes the champion"!

Ventura: "I don't think Orton was done talking"!

Cole: "I don't think Batista cares"!

BATISTA GOT INTO THE RING AND WENT TO ONE OF THE TURNBUCKLES, REMOVING THE BELT AND HOLDING IT UP WITH BOTH HANDS AS THE CROWD POPPED. BUT FROM BEHIND, ORTON ATTACKED HIM.

Ventura: "There ya go Orton, that'll teach him to interrupt you"!

AS THE FANS BOOED, ORTON PICKED UP THE UNIVERSAL TITLE BELT IN HIS LEFT HAND AND DROVE IT INTO THE HEAD OF BATISTA.

Cole: "Come on, get him out of here! He doesn't seem hurt to me"!

RENE DUPREE's MUSIC HIT AND HE CAME OUT RUNNING TO THE RING AS DAWN MARIE FOLLOWED, A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE.

Ventura: "And here comes Rene Dupree"!

Cole: "Oh yeah, just like a vulcher, he's here to pick up the damn pieces"!

DUPREE IMMEDIATELY GOT ON BATISTA WITH RIGHT HANDS. ORTON LEFT THE RING SMILING AS DUPREE UNLOADED ON BATISTA AS REFEREE MIKE CHIODA CAME OUT AND CALLED FOR THE BELL TO START THE MATCH.

Non-Title Match

Rene Dupree w/ Dawn Marie vs. Universal Champion: Batista

Dupree had a clear advantage over the champion and was really taking out his aggression on him. Batista tried to shake off the attack but Dupree did his best to keep him down. After a big DDT, Dupree performed the French Tickler before hitting the ropes and clobbering Batista with a clothesline. He made the cover but could only manage a 2 count. Batista got to his feet but Dupree smashed him with another clothesline and again made the cover but again, Batista was up at 2. Dupree was starting to get frustrated and he pulled Batista up, slapping him across the face before hitting the ropes, looking for another clothesline. But this time, Batista blasted him with one of his own. From there, he picked Dupree up in a military press and slammed him to the mat before shaking the ropes like a wild animal. Dupree got to his feet but Batista was waiting with his patented spinebuster and Dawn knew the end was near. She shook her head, hoping Dupree could get free but Batista had him up and he put him down with the "Batista Bomb", going into a cover to get the emphatic 3 count.

Match Time: 10:03

Cole: "And that does it! Batista with a convincing win over Rene Dupree"!

Ventura: "Dupree had him right where he wanted him, he just couldn't finish the job"!

Cole: "Wait a minute, Batista's not done"!

BATISTA PICKED DUPREE UP AND DELIVERED A SECOND BATISTA BOMB, MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CROWD.

Ventura: "What the heck was that for, he won that match"!

Cole: "I think that was a message for when Dupree tried to run him down in that parking garage! Simply put, you mess with the animal, you will pay the price"!

BATISTA's MUSIC LOUDLY PLAYED AND HE CELEBRATED THE WIN WITH THE CROWD AS THE SHOT FADED OUT.

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