PRIMETIME GOES LIVE

FOOTAGE IS SHOWN FROM FOUL PLAY OF THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE MATCH BETWEEN SHANE McMAHON AND MUHAMMAD HASSAN, WITH SHANE USING A ROLLUP TO GET THE WIN, ALLOWING HIM TO MAKE THE FIRST SELECTION IN THIS YEAR's TWF DRAFT LOTTERY.

PRIMETIME's MONTAGE THEN ROLLS AND "RAP SUPERSTAR" PLAYS. THE PEPSI CENTER IN DENVER COMES INTO THE SHOT AND FANS EVERYWHERE ARE SCREAMING AND CHEERING.

Michael Cole: "We are in the Mile High city tonight for TWF action and JBL, we have plenty to get to tonight"!

JBL: "We have a new Universal champion in our presence tonight, Michael, and I can't wait to talk about him"!

"BACK IN BLACK" BY AC/DC HITS AND JORDAN ROCKWELL MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO AN AMAZING POP.

Cole: "Randy Orton is the new Universal champ, but we're kicking things off tonight with the Franchise"!

JBL: "I'm surprised Jordan Rockwell has the guts to show his face in Denver tonight, after losing once again to Shawn Michaels"!

Cole: "It was a valiant comeback attempt by Rockwell, who fell down three to zero to the Heartbreak Kid and nearly tied it up in the end"!

DEUCE AND DOMINO's MUSIC HITS AND A BRIGHT RED '57 CHEVY MALIBU PULLS INTO THE ARENA, CARRYING DEUCE, DOMINO AND CHERRY. THE CROWD IS IN AWE OF THEIR ENTRANCE AS THEY GET OUT AND MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING. CHERRY IS ON ROLLERSKATES.

JBL: "Take a look at this, Michael, this is fabulous"!

Cole: "Did I just hear that right, these guys are from the other side of the tracks"?

JBL: "They damn sure are, and what a fine piece of machinery that is with them! A 1957 Chevy Malibu, a beautiful car"!

Cole: "It might be a beautiful car, but someone needs to tell these guys, this isn't a sock hop, it's PrimeTime"!

JBL: "What the hell do you drive, Michael, a Saturn?! What place do you have to tell them anything?! I love this team and havin' Sandy out here's not a bad touch either"!

Cole: "Cherry, her name is Cherry".

JBL: "Whatever, Sandy, Cherry, what difference does it make?! These guys are great"!

Cole: "Well it's only gonna be one of these guys, Domino, facing Jordan Rockwell, one of the most decorated superstars in TWF history, one on one! Welcome to PrimeTime, guys"!

Jordan Rockwell vs. Domino w/ Deuce and Cherry

Cherry stood on the apron as the bell sounded, trying to get Rockwell's attention. She offered her hand and Rockwell looked her up and down. Domino tried to come over with a cheap shot, but Rockwell blocked it and knocked him across the ring with 3 right hands. Rockwell then pulled him in for a snap suplex before trying to get Domino in his STF. Domino quickly scrambled to the ropes to earn a break and when both men got to their feet, Deuce got on the apron but Rockwell smashed him with a right hand. Domino got in a kick to the gut before shooting Rockwell to the ropes for a back elbow. With Rockwell down, Domino took a moment to yell at the fans, who responded with boos. Domino then pulled Rockwell up but Rockwell got in a quick punch to the abdomen before sending Domino to the ropes, catching him with a high impact spinebuster. Rockwell turned to see Deuce in the ring with a steel chair and he kicked him in the gut, knocking the chair out of his hands. After sending Deuce sailing over the top rope, Rockwell picked up the chair and smashed it over the head of Domino. Referee Mike Enos called for the bell, disqualifying Rockwell as Deuce and Domino retreated with Cherry.

Match Time: 6:17

JBL: "What the hell is Jordan Rockwell doing?! That was blatant cheating"!

Cole: "Deuce brought the damn chair in the ring and he paid for it! Perhaps some frustration is still sitting with Rockwell coming out of Foul Play, but I get the feeling that whether there was two or two hundred of these Eddie and the Cruisers wannabe's, they weren't gonna get the best of the franchise tonight"!

ROCKWELL STOOD IN THE RING HOLDING THE STEEL CHAIR, DARING DEUCE AND DOMINO TO COME BACK, AS "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYS.

COMMERCIAL BREAK.......

A COMMERCIAL FOR DELL PCs IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR WHISKAS CAT FOOD.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE.....

WHEN PRIMETIME RETURNS, CAMERAS IN THE BACK SHOW CHAOS WOLF TALKING WITH JAMES MITCHELL WHEN THEY HEAR SOMEONE CLAPPING. VLAD THE IMPALER COMES INTO THE SHOT, WITH HIS MASK OFF.

Chaos Wolf: "What's the applause for"?

Vlad: "Oh that, that's for Johnny Hazard for kickin' your ass at Foul Play. Hopefully it made you see that all you needed to do was accept my help and the outcome would've been a lot different".

HEARING THAT, WOLF SHOVES VLAD BACK A FEW FEET.

Chaos Wolf: "C'mon, Vlad, you want to go right here"?

JAMES MITCHELL STEPS IN BETWEEN THE TWO.

James Mitchell: "Whoa, that's enough guys! I've been saying for weeks that if you guys could redirect the anger you have towards each other towards your enemies, you'd be the greatest team this business has ever seen! Don't you see that"?!

FRUSTRATED, CHAOS WOLF WALKS AWAY AND MITCHELL LOOKS OVER AT VLAD.

Mitchell: "Go get ready for your match".

AS THE SHOT GOES BACK TO THE RING, SUPER CRAZY's MUSIC IS PLAYING AND HE IS INSIDE, GETTING THE FANS INTO IT.

Cole: "Why don't those two just get it over with, I'm sick of seeing them argue every week"!

JBL: "Give James Mitchell some credit, Michael! He is doing all he can to keep that team together"!

OFFSPRING's "DEFY YOU" COMES ON AND PJ CASH EMERGES FROM THE BACK TO PLENTY OF BOOS.

Cole: "Well we go from that to this young, arrogant.....

JBL: "Oh don't badmouth this guy because you can't be like him, Michael! This guy is quickly becoming my favorite superstar in the TWF"!

Cole: "Oh, I would've never guessed. He's like a, well like a young version of yourself"!

JBL: "And well on his way to having as much success as myself too"!

Super Crazy vs. PJ Cash

As the match started, PJ Cash asked for a microphone and was handed one.

PJ Cash: "Hey.... Pablo, Super Crazy, whatever the hell your name is.... I have an offer for you!

CASH PULLS OUT A FISTFUL OF MONEY FROM HIS TIGHTS.

I've got one thousand dollars here! This would buy you a lot of tacos, or porn videos, whatever you're into! I'll save you the embarrassment of getting beat by me, and give you this money, if you just walk out now"!

Cole: "Don't do it, Super Crazy"!

JBL: "Hey Cash, I love the offer, but this idiot doesn't speak english"!

With that, Super Crazy slaps Cash across the face and then knocks him down with a dropkick. Off an irish whip, Crazy hits a big flapjack before picking up most of the money off the mat. He then goes outside the ring and hands the money over to some of the ringside fans, who are thrilled to get the cash. One fan shows a $100 bill right to one of the cameras. After high fiving several fans, Crazy climbs back into the ring but Cash is waiting with a running knee to the side of the head. Once Crazy got to his feet, Cash drilled him with a step up enziguri that was just perfect. Cash then waited for Crazy to get up again and when he did, he put him right back down with the "Cash Register", rolling him over to get the 1.....2........3.

Match Time: 5:51

JBL: "Look at that! Take a good look at Super Crazy and try to figure out why he lost that match, Michael"!

Cole: "PJ Cash just caught him off gaurd, that's all".

"DEFY YOU" PLAYED AGAIN AS CASH TRADED INSULTS WITH THE CROWD BEFORE LEAVING TO SOME HEAVY HEAT.

JBL: "No, he lost because he was screwing off, trying to make these stupid people happy! But did you see what PJ Cash did, he didn't get upset that Super Crazy was handing the fans his money, he just got serious and won that match! That's the mark of a winner right there and you mark my words, this guy is going to go far in this business"!

A VIDEO PACKAGE IS SHOWN FEATURING UMAGA AND SOME OF HIS HIGHLIGHTS SINCE COMING TO THE TWF.

Voiceover: "A new animal has been found..... an animal from the Island of Samoa.

MORE HIGHLIGHTS ARE SHOWN, THIS TIME OF UMAGA DEFEATING MAX OGDEN.

His name...... Uuuuuuumaaaaaaga!

UMAGA IS SHOWN VICTIMIZING SEVERAL SUPERSTARS WITH HIS SAMOAN SPIKE.

A new animal has been found.... can he rule the PrimeTime jungle"?

ONCE THE ACTION RETURNS LIVE, GREGORY HELMS IS IN THE RING, GETTING LOOSE, WHEN DAIVARI's MUSIC HITS. HE COMES OUT TO NOTHING BUT BOOS, WITH THE LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST.

Cole: "So we expect to see Umaga here on PrimeTime soon, John, and maybe he can start by teaching this guy a lesson. I'm still disgusted over the remarks he made to Carney, who we will never see again in the TWF"!

JBL: "Daivari may have gone overboard with his comments, but this is a rough business. If Carney can't take the heat, he needs to get out of the kitchen".

Cole: "He's talking about his deceased daughter for God sake! Anyway, let's focus on this match, which will not be for the Lightheavyweight title, but Gregory Helms could certainly move his way towards a title shot with a win here".

Non-Title Match

Gregory Helms vs. Lightheavyweight champion: Daivari

Just as the two men got set to lock up, the fans loudly popped as John Cena made his way down the ramp. Daivari and Helms just looked on as Cena went and grabbed a microphone and came into the ring. Cena was just going to start talking, but Helms rocked him with a right hand. Cena stopped and stared at Helms before picking him up and delivering the "F-U". Daivari then went to try his hand at the former Universal champion, but Cena hoisted him up and drove him into the mat with the F-U as well.

JBL: "What the hell gives John Cena the right to come out here and do this in the middle of a match"!

John Cena: "Randy Orton...... I'm not gonna wait for you to get around to it, so I'm just gonna tell you! I want my damn rematch and I want it tonight"!

Cole: "Oh my..........

MOMENTS LATER, "BURN IN MY LIGHT" BY MERCY DRIVE PLAYS AND THE FANS UNANIMOUSLY BOO AS RANDY ORTON COMES OUT IN BUSINESS-LIKE ATTIRE, WITH THE UNIVERSAL TITLE OVER HIS SHOULDER.

JBL: "There he is.... our new champion! Stand up and show your respect, Cole"!

Cole: "Sit down"!

Randy Orton: "Ha, that's really good, John, you actually do have a rematch coming to you, but you might've missed the clause in our contract that very clearly states that I will name when and where you will get that rematch! And I guarantee it's not gonna be tonight in front of all these morons in Denver!

THE FANS LOUDLY BOO.

But, if you want to fight so bad, I'm pretty sure, with all the guys in the back that hate your guts, I can find someone to take you on tonight. You up for that"?

Cena: "You go find someone, Randy, and you think about when and where you're gonna give me my rematch! It can be in Beverly Hills or Compton...... Madison Square Garden or some back alley in Kansas..... I don't care! Cause when you stop being a bitch and give me my shot..... the title's comin' back with me"!

"THE TIME IS NOW" PLAYS AND MOST OF THE CROWD CHEERS AS CENA STANDS IN THE RING, STARING BACK AT ORTON.

Cole: "So John Cena has just agreed to face anyone that Randy Orton can find to face him later tonight"!

JBL: "Go find the biggest, meanest guy you can, Randy, and if they get the job done, you won't have to worry about Cena getting that rematch"!

COMMERCIAL BREAK.......

A COMMERCIAL FOR MICHELIN TIRES IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A FOX PROGRAMMING AD FOR "AMERICAN IDOL" WHICH IS DOWN TO THE FINAL 2 COMPETITORS, BLAKE AND JORDIN.

RETURN FROM BREAK...... RINGSIDE....

WHEN PRIMETIME RETURNS, "HERE COMES THE MONEY" HITS AND SHANE McMAHON COMES OUT IN TYPICAL FORM, DANCING AND STRUTTING DOWN TO THE RING. MICHAEL COLE AND JBL RISE FROM THEIR SEATS TO GIVE SHANE AN OVATION.

Cole: "This crowd is showing their appreciation for our general manager, who defeated Muhammad Hassan at Foul Play"!

JBL: "They're all PrimeTime fans, Michael, of course they're appreciative"!

SHANE GETS IN THE RING AND IS HANDED A MICROPHONE.

Shane McMahon: "Thank you, thank you very much! For those of you who missed it, I was able to defeat that piece of crap Muhammad Hassan at Foul Play!

THE CROWD CHEERS SOME MORE

So with that, I have been given the chance to select anyone to come over from Rampage and join the number one show in the TWF! Now, I've gone over their roster up and down, back and forth.... and while I have no doubt that my decision will be controversial, I kept one thing in mind. Since I became general manager of PrimeTime, I have always referred to it as the land of oppurtunity. So, I decided that the best thing to do for my show was to bring someone over who is arguably one of the top superstars in the TWF today, but also someone who could bring a brand new title to our side, which every superstar can compete for! So ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce my lottery pick and the newest member of PrimeTime...... "The Show" Joe Corey"!

Cole: "What"?!

"MISERIA CANTARE" BY AFI HITS AND JOE COREY COMES OUT TO MOSTLY ALL BOOS WITH THE ECW WORLD TITLE OVER HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.

JBL: "I love this decision, Michael. Joe Corey was one of the best things Rampage had going for themselves and now he's part of our roster"!

COREY GETS IN THE RING AND IS HANDED A MICROPHONE BEFORE HE AND SHANE SHAKE HANDS.

Joe Corey: "Ya know, Shane, I really hope you know what you're doing here, because if you haven't been tuning in to Rampage, ECW has taken over and now that I'm part of PrimeTime, ECW will leave it's mark here too".

Shane: "Is that supposed to be some kind of threat? Because the last time I checked, there have been numerous attempts by other superstars to take me out of my position here. But all you have to do is go and ask Raven, or Travis Wakeman, how that worked out"!

Corey: "All I'm saying is that your decision to bring me over to PrimeTime...... just made PrimeTime...... extreme"!

"MISERIA CANTARE" HITS AGAIN AND COREY QUIETLY LEAVES THE RING, GRINNING BACK AT SHANE, WHO DOESN'T SEEM AT ALL WORRIED.

Cole: "Ya have to wonder if Shane may've made a bad choice here, John, I mean, who can control ECW if it becomes big enough"?

JBL: "Like Shane just eluded to, other guys have tried to take over PrimeTime and those guys had plenty of backing too, I think the real issue here is how Rampage will respond to losing not only one of it's biggest stars, but also one of their titles"!

BACKSTAGE AREA.......

IN THE BACK, EDGE AND AXL IRVIN ARE SHOWN IN A DRESSING ROOM, TALKING STRATEGY FOR THEIR TAG TEAM MATCH LATER.

THE CROWD GOES WILD AS "THIS FIRE BURNS" BY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE COMES ON AND CM PUNK STEPS OUT. SEVERAL SIGNS IN THE CROWD IN SUPPORT OF PUNK ARE SHOWN AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.

Cole: "This crowd is still buzzing over the acquisition of Joe Corey, but we've gotta get back to the action"!

JBL: "If you ask me, this is the biggest news for PrimeTime in years and if I'm someone like CM Punk, I'm lovin' it because I know there's another World title around here that I can go after"!

"TNT" BY AC/DC COMES ON AND VLAD THE IMPALER COMES OUT, WITH HIS GAS MASK ON.

Cole: "Despite all the problems he's having with his tag team partner, Vlad the Impaler has to put it behind him and come out for competition".

JBL: "All Vlad has been doing lately is telling Chaos Wolf he can't be successful without him. This is a perfect oppurtunity for Vlad to stick it to Wolf and prove that to him, if he can defeat CM Punk, the so-called straight edge superstar"!

Vlad the Impaler vs. CM Punk

Still seeming a bit fired up from his earlier confrontation with Chaos Wolf, Vlad wildly charged at Punk but Punk used a drop toe hold to take him down before riding it into a side headlock, almost a crossface. Vlad tried to power out by moving Punk's arms, but Punk had the hold in tight. Vlad was able to work his way back to a vertical base and break free with 3 elbows to the abdomen before hitting the ropes. Punk missed with a heel kick and Vlad came off the other side with a cactus clothesline. From there, Vlad used a big suplex to hamper the lower back of Punk before perching himself up on the middle turnbuckle. He flew off but Punk used a nice dropkick to knock him right out of midair. From there, Punk was all over Vlad, using two blows to each side of the head before smashing him with a roundhouse kick to the head. Punk then hit the ropes, but Vlad quickly popped up and delivered a textbook, Arn Anderson style spinebuster. He made the cover, but Punk rolled his right shoulder off the mat at 2. Just then, Vlad looked up towards the entrance when he heard the crowd booing, and he saw Chaos Wolf standing there. Vlad seemed a little distracted, and when he pulled Punk up by the hair, Punk nicely countered with a small package to steal the match.

Match Time: 3:58

Cole: "And Punk gets the win... what happened there, John"?

JBL: "Vlad the Impaler took his eye off the ball, simple as that"!

CHAOS WOLF HAD A MICROPHONE AND HE RAISED IT TO HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK AS VLAD LOOKED ON IN THE RING.

Chaos Wolf: "Vlad, you and I both know that we've always made better enemies than friends! And even though James doesn't want me to do this, I know that PrimeTime is only big enough for one of us! So I'm challenging you to an I Quit Loser Leaves PrimeTime match for next week! What do ya say"?!

Cole: "What the heck"?

VLAD SIMPLY NODS HIS HEAD YES AND THE CROWD CHEERS.

Chaos Wolf: "Good.... se ya next week"!

WOLF WALKS TO THE BACK AS VLAD JUST STANDS IN THE RING.

JBL: "I love this, Michael! Chaos Wolf issued a challenge for one of the most dangerous and career altering matches in this industry, one where you have to admit to your opponent that he is the better man"!

Cole: "This is just unbelievable, in the last few weeks, we have witnessed the complete implosion of this once strong tag team"!

BACKSTAGE........

THE SHOT GOES TO THE BACK WHERE JORDAN ROCKWELL IS SHOWN WALKING THROUGH THE HALL. WHEN HE TURNS THE CORNER, HE BUMPS INTO JOE COREY.

Jordan Rockwell: "What the hell are you doing here"?

Joe Corey: "Oh didn't you hear, Shane McMahon just named me as his lottery pick".

Rockwell: "Heh, and let me guess, with the ego you have, you're taking that as Shane naming you the best guy on Rampage. Well let me.....

Joe Corey: "No let me tell you something, Rockwell! Before you start spewing that crap about how you're the franchise and this is your show, take into consideration the fact that I have something you don't, a title, I defeated you the last time we met and what's better, is I have beaten Shawn Michaels, something you've failed to do twice. And once I get the ECW thing rolling on PrimeTime like I have it on Rampage, I think people will realize one thing crystal clearly..... this is my show, not yours".

COREY WALKS OFF AND ROCKWELL TURNS TO WATCH HIM.

Rockwell (to himself): "We'll see.......

COMMERCIAL BREAK............

A COMMERCIAL FOR THE MARINES IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR DIRECT TV.

RETURN FROM BREAK.....

A DARK SCENE IS SHOWN AND THE SOUND OF FLOWING WATER IS HEARD. SOMEONE IN BLACK CLOTHES IS SHOWN SITTING DOWN BY THE BANK OF A RIVER, JUST LOOKING INTO IT. THE CAMERA MOVES IN CLOSER, AND THE PERSON, A WOMAN, TURNS TO THE CAMERA. IT's MONICA.

Monica: "WrestleMania was a turning point..... Eddie was about to turn things around.... and get away from the darkness. Then, came WrestleMania. Now, we want the darkness..... we embrace the darkness. Soon, The Saint will return.... and it will be a bad day for the superstars of PrimeTime".

BACK TO LIVE ACTION, THE CROWD IS CHEERING WHILE JOHNNY HAZARD AND THE HAREM ARE IN THE RING.

Cole: "Well here's the man responsible for the absence of Eddie Saint James and it looks like we've got a celebration planned, John"!

JBL: "This was originally supposed to take place after WrestleMania and now, it's a Foul Play celebration".

Johnny Hazard: "Okay guys, due to the fact that I kicked the holy hell out of Chaos Wolf the other night, I thought I'd go ahead with the little celebration that he ruined in the first place! Now Mom's and Dad's out there, you might wanna cover the kiddie's eyes, because what you're about to see could be hazardous to their health.... hit the music"!

WITH THAT, "BUTTONS" BY PUSSYCAT DOLLS HITS AND THE 4 MEMBERS OF THE HAREM GO INTO A VERY SEXUAL DANCE WHILE REMOVING CLOTHES. ONE OF THE GIRLS PUSHES HAZARD TO THE MAT AND ANOTHER ONE MOUNTS HIM IN NOTHING BUT HER BRA AND PANTIES. THE FANS ARE LOVING THIS AND ONCE THE MUSIC STOPS, PYRO SPITS OUT FROM ALL FOUR TURNBUCKLES.

Cole: "Wow, now that's what I call a party"!

JBL: "I don't like Johnny Hazard, but I could live with that"!

BACKSTAGE......

CAMERAS IN THE BACK SHOW PAUL HEYMAN TALKING WITH SONNY ONOO, BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT IS BEING SAID.

"COME ON" BY WATERPROOF BLONDE PLAYS AND THE BLOOD BROTHERS COME OUT TO PURELY BOOS. WITH THEM THEY HAVE THEIR FIGHTING STAFFS AND THEIR TAG TEAM TITLES.

JBL: "Make way, make way everybody, it's the greatest tag team in TWF history"!

Cole: "That claim can now be made as The Blood Brothers were successful in their title defense against Strife and Bahamut at Foul Play"!

JBL: "Gone are the days of Strife and Bahamut, they're yesterday's news! I believe these two could even give the old Acolytes a run for their money"!

THE CROWD POPS AS PAUL LONDON AND BRIAN KENDRICK's MUSIC HITS AND THEY COME OUT, RUNNING TO THE RING.

Cole: "Well here comes one of the young up and coming teams here on PrimeTime with a chance to leave a mark"!

JBL: "They'll have to leave their mark in singles action though, Cole, they're not just gonna come out here and get a shot at the champs"!

Cole: "Well we all know what kind of success Paul London has had here on PrimeTime and now that he's teaming with his best friend, Brian Kendrick, I see nothing but success in the future of these two"!

Dustin Kash w/ Sean O'Haire vs. Brian Kendrick w/ Paul London

Dustin Kash had trouble with the lightning quick Kendrick all match. Kendrick used a spring board heel kick to take Kash off his feet before landing a standing moonsault for a 2 count. Kendrick stayed on the offensive, catching Kash with a dropsault, very much like the one Paul London uses. After a whip to the corner, Kendrick flew in feet first but got caught up in the corner when Kash moved. Kash then stepped in with a big kick to the head, knocking Kendrick to the mat. Letting out his frustration, Kash used his right hand to choke Kendrick, nearly getting himself disqualified. Kash then pulled Kendrick up and shot him to the ropes but Kendrick dove through his legs and drilled him with a spinning heel kick. As Kendrick went to the top rope, Sean O'Haire saw his partner in trouble. He made a move towards Kendrick by getting up on the apron. London ran over alongside the apron as well, but Kash smashed him with a clothesline as he did. Kendrick was able to fight O'Haire off with his right foot, but when he flew off the top rope with a crossbody block, Kash ducked out of the way. Kash then delivered a version of the vertebreaker and Kendrick's head and neck went into the mat very awkwardly. Kash then covered him for the win.

Match Time: 7:09

JBL: "That's how you get the job done, Michael! Dustin Kash is victoriuos"!

Cole: "A little distraction from Sean O'Haire was all it took to throw Brian Kendrick off"!

"COME ON" PLAYED AND THE CROWD BOOED AS THE BLOOD BROTHERS LEFT WITH THEIR TITLES. IN THE RING, LONDON AND KENDRICK LOOK ON IN ANGER.

JBL: "This match was very indicative of where these two tag teams are, Michael, even though it was a singles match! London and Kendrick have a solid future in front of them, but they're worlds away from the Blood Brothers"!

COMMERCIAL BREAK.......

A COMMERCIAL FOR GOOD YEAR IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A PREVIEW FOR "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3".

*FROM THIS POINT, RESULTS WILL BE CONDENSED*

RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE.....

Edge and Axl Irvin w/ Traci Brooks vs. Taz and Bobby Lashley

This match was chaos from the moment the bell sounded. Referee Mickey Henson had his hands more than full as he tried to get some semblance of a match. Traci also did her best to run distraction as Edge and Axl introduced a steel chair into the match. Axl had Taz's arms behind his back and Edge was ready to smash him with the chair but Lashley came over and took Edge out with an almost football style tackle. Taz then countered into a go behind on Axl, locking in the "Tazmission". Fortunately for Axl, he was close enough to the ropes to get a break. Taz then stomped at Axl but on the other side of the ring, Edge was able to dispose of Lashley with a backdrop over the top rope. Taz pulled Axl in for a belly to belly suplex, but Axl blasted him with a forearm to the mouth to break the hold. Edge, who was the legal man in the match with Taz, then charged across the ring, running through him with a spear and he fell into a cover as Henson got down to make the 3 count.

Match Time: 8:33

BACKSTAGE.....

IN THE BACK, JOHNNY HAZARD IS ABOUT TO ENTER HIS DRESSING ROOM, WHEN HE IS APPROACHED BY RENE DUPREE.

Rene Dupree: "Hey Hazard... you think that was cool"?

Johnny Hazard: "Oh please, what do you want from me, french fry"?

Dupree: "Save the insults, Hazard, you've already made yourself look bad enough with the way you degraded those young ladies earlier. You think that's how you treat women"?

Hazard: "Oh, I suppose you're gonna give me some tips".

Dupree: "Don't you know, the French make the best lovers in the world. Those girls would.....

Hazard: "They'd what? You want some of me, Dupree, all you gotta do is say so"!

DUPREE JUST LAUGHS AND WALKS AWAY. HAZARD's DEMEANOR HAS CLEARLY CHANGED FOR THE WORSE.

"THE TIME IS NOW" HITS AND JOHN CENA COMES OUT TO A MIXED REACTION, BUT MORE OF IT IS POSITIVE. HE CLIMBS INTO THE RING, NOT KNOWING WHO HIS OPPONENT WILL BE.

"FIREFLY" BY BREAKING BENJAMIN COMES ON AND CHRIS PLATOON STEPS OUT, READY TO ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.

John Cena vs. Chris Platoon

John Cena seemed to be on a huge adrenaline rush, ambushing Platoon right off the bat and nearly ending the match in record fashion after a series of moves that included a flying shoulder tackle and the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. But Platoon was able to sneak in a dropkick to the right kneecap that really slowed him down. Like a master technician, Platoon worked diligently on the right knee, driving his own knee and 3 elbows into it before twisting and contorting the knee. Platoon then tried to go into a figure four, but Cena used his foot to push Platoon away. With both men on their feet, Platoon took Cena out with a flying knee to the face. Platoon yelled "What about Cena now"! before picking him up for the "Last Chance". But Cena came up with a beautiful counter, escaping his clutches and tripping Platoon up before getting him in the STFU, right in the center of the ring. Platoon had nowhere to go and quickly tapped out.

Match Time: 7:33

Cole: "And that's it... Chris Platoon gives in"!

JBL: "An impressive win for John Cena, but what did it take out of him? Randy Orton had the night off and got to watch this match from the back with a bag of popcorn"!

Cole: "Yeah, and all he could think about is when and where do I give Cena his rematch"?!

CENA CELEBRATED WITH THE CROWD AS "THE TIME IS NOW" PLAYED AGAIN, INTO THE FADE OUT.

OFF AIR......