Portland, Oregon
Attendance: 10,267
July 4, 2009
There was a very patriotic feeling in the air for the first show following WrestleMania 10. Natalie Gilbert, the young girl who needed help from Portland Trailblazers head coach Maurice Cheeks to sing the national anthem in 2003, was a special guest on hand to try it again. This time, she knocked it out of the park with a perfect performance that set the tone for the rest of the night.
Samaiel vs. Chavo Guerrero Samaiel was sporting a cut above his left eye coming off his hardcore match with Nails at WrestleMania, and Chavo Guerrero was able to push him to the absolute limit. Samaiel was able to get in a very limited amount of offense and after a trifecta of suplexes, he went to the top rope. But Samaiel got up and thwarted a Frog Splash attempt before putting Chavo down with "Hell's Hammer" to get the victory. Matt Hardy vs. Scott Steiner w/ Cherry This was a hard hitting, back and forth match that went nearly 10 minutes. Steiner was able to gain control after a big clothesline on Hardy followed by a gutwrench suplex. Steiner began to overpower Hardy but when he went for the Steiner Line, Matt caught him and hit the Ricochet out of desperation. Both men were down and Cherry got up on the apron to run interference, drawing the referee over. Matt got up first and began to yell at her when Steiner came from behind, running at him. Matt saw him and was able to get out of the way. Steiner put the brakes on before he collided with Cherry but Matt rolled him up from behind to win the match and pick up one of the biggest wins he's gotten in some time. "Live for the Moment" played and Matt Hardy celebrated the victory with the fans as the stage crew got things set for PrimeTime. PRIMETIME GOES LIVE
PRIMETIME OPENS UP WITH A SPECIAL VIDEO SHOWING AMERICAN TROOPS CURRENTLY SERVING IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN AS MUSIC PLAYED BY A HORN IS HEARD. Audio Voiceover: "Tonight, as we tune in for TWF PrimeTime, we must also be thankful to those serving in the United States military on this Independence Day. Thank you to all of you. We enjoy our freedom, but we also must realize, that freedom is not free". THE SHOT THEN OPENS INSIDE THE ROSE GARDEN AND A MASSIVE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PYRO DISPLAY KICKS THINGS OFF AS THE FANS ARE GOING WILD. Michael Cole: "We welcome you to a very special Fourth of July edition of TWF PrimeTime here on the FOX network, coming straight off of historic WrestleMania 10! Here with me at this time is my partner the Honky Tonk Man who wasn't successful in the legends battle royale but........ Honky Tonk Man: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not talk about the legends battle royale, let's talk about what we've got goin' on tonight"! A PROMO GRAPHIC POPS UP DISPLAYING TONIGHT's MAIN EVENT. Cole: "Tonight we have a huge Stars and Stripes eight man tag team match in which the United Nations face an all star side of John Cena, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk and Tatanka"! "SAVE ME" BY BURN HALO TURNS UP AND JORDAN ROCKWELL COMES OUT TO A STANDING OVATION. HE IS CARRYING BOTH THE UNIVERSAL AND INTERCONTINENTAL TITLES. HTM: "But we're gonna start off with the Franchise"! Cole: "Listen to the reaction for the brand new Universal champion! This is amazing"! ROCKWELL STEPS INTO THE RING AND IS HANDED A MICROPHONE. Jordan Rockwell: "Thank you, thank you guys. THE FANS CONTINUE TO CHEER, MAKING IT HARD FOR HIM TO TALK OVER THEM. You guys have no idea how much that means to me. Why? Well for years, I listened to people tell me I was done..... that my time had come and gone. Leading up to WrestleMania, all I heard was how long Edge had held the title and how unbeatable he was. But I stand before over ten thousand people tonight with this! ROCKWELL HOLDS THE UNIVERSAL TITLE UP IN HIS RIGHT HAND TO ANOTHER BIG CHEER. But, that brings me to my other order of business. I'm told that I can't be Universal and Intercontinental champion at the same time. So................ JUST THEN, ROCKWELL IS INTERRUPTED BY JOHN MORRISON's MUSIC AND HE COMES OUT TO A MIXED REACTION, BUT THE CHEERS ARE LOUDER THAN USUAL. Cole: "Well what's gonna happen here? John Morrison is on his way to the ring"! MORRISON GETS INTO THE RING AND ASKS ROCKWELL FOR THE MICROPHONE. John Morrison: "I'm not sure if anyone told you, but as the winner of the number one contender's tournament, I am now automatically the new Intercontinental champion". ROCKWELL TAKES THE MIC BACK. Rockwell: "As a matter of fact, Shane McMahon informed me of that when I got here. And I'm not sure what you were thinking, cause you're not gonna have to fight me to give you the belt. You earned it, so......... ROCKWELL HANDS MORRISON THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AND THEN EXTENDS HIS HAND. MORRISON THROWS THE TITLE OVER HIS RIGHT SHOULDER AND AFTER A BRIEF PAUSE, SHAKES ROCKWELL's HAND. BUT NO SOONER, "METALINGUS" BY ALTER BRIDGE COMES ON AND EDGE IS OUT FROM THE BACK WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND. HTM: "Here we go, now this should get good"! Edge: "Well isn't that sweet? I'm really excited that you've made a new friend, Rockwell, cause you're gonna need him. Tonight, we have a match and my partner is the World's Strongest Man"! Rockwell: "Do you guys really think I don't know what's going on around here? After all, this is MY show! I know all about the tag team match, and Morrison and I plan to do what I did to you at WrestleMania"! THE FANS POP Edge: "Oh.... oh that's real cute! But you better enjoy that title while you can, Rockwell, because on TWF's Main Event, when we have the draft...... I'm excercising my rematch clause"! EDGE HOLDS UP BOTH ARMS AS "METALINGUS" PLAYS AGAIN. ROCKWELL AND MORRISON TALK TO EACH OTHER UNDER THEIR BREATH. Cole: "Huge news for both tonight and the Main Event. What a huge tag team match that's gonna be". HTM: "And what about our brand new Intercontinental champion, John Morrison"?! Cole: "Like Rockwell said, he earned it. But fans, you don't want to go away because coming up next, The Brood takes on Austin Pyromania and Taylor Made to determine a number one contender for the TWF Tag Team titles"! COMMERCIAL BREAK............. RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE...... WHEN PRIMETIME RETURNS, HIGH OCTANE IS SHOWN IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA WHEN SHANE THOMPSON COMES UP. High Octane: "Ah, look who it is". Shane Thompson: "So what, I go away for a few years, and you become a nobody? Not only a nobody, but one that was addicted to drugs? Tell me what happened to the guy who is a former three time World heavyweight champion. Tell me......... High Octane: "First of all, you didn't go away for a couple years, you hid behind a mask. And yes, I did have a drug problem, but I faced it like a man. You...... you haven't faced anything.... for a long time". HIGH OCTANE WALKS AWAY AND THOMPSON DOES NOT LOOK AMUSED. BACK AT RINGSIDE, GANGREL AND DRUSUS ARE SHOWN IN THE RING AND "DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE" BY 2 PAC IS PLAYING AS AUSTIN PYROMANIA AND TAYLOR MADE ARE ON THEIR WAY TO THE RING TO A BIG REACTION. Cole: "We're back here on PrimeTime and coming up right now, we've got a match to determine new number one contenders for the Tag Team titles". HTM: "These people here in Portland seem to be behind Pyromania and Taylor, but The Brood is coming off a big six man tag team win at WrestleMania". Cole: "And you gotta believe that Paul Burchill and Harry Smith are keeping close tabs on this one as well". #1 Contenders for TWF Tag Team Titles The Brood vs. Austin Pyromania and Taylor Made Knowing the usual underhanded tactics employed by The Brood, Pyromania and Taylor Made started things off with a pre-match attack. After disposing of Gangrel, they used a double clothesline to knock Drusus out of the ring. Referee Charles Robinson quickly made a move to restore order by pulling Taylor Made to his corner. In the ring, Pyromania tried to run the ropes but Drusus was able to grab his foot, allowing Gangrel to come from behind with a shot to the back of the head. That led to a russian leg sweep and Gangrel got up and began to put the boots to Pyromania. A tag was made to Drusus who came in and dropped an elbow across the chest of Pyro. After a snap suplex by Drusus, a loud chant of "Pyro" broke out as the crowd tried to rally him. Gangrel tagged back into the match after a drop toehold and he ran the ropes, driving an elbow in the back of Pyro's head. He pulled Pyromania up in a front facelock before pushing him into the corner but when he moved in, Pyro got a big elbow to the jaw of Gangrel. Gangrel threw a right hand which was blocked and Pyro came back with a kick to the midsection. Drusus grabbed Pyro from behind in a choke but he escaped his clutches as Gangrel charged in, running into his own partner. Pyromania was then able to make it to his corner and get the tag to Taylor Made who came in and was all over with Gangrel. High impact move after high impact move led to Taylor Made putting Gangrel down with a sitout facebuster. He seemed to have the match won, but Drusus came in to break up the pin at the last second. Taylor went over and slapped the hand of his partner and Pyromania went to the top rope, coming off with a crossbody. Robinson got down to count the 1.............2..........., but Gangrel pushed him off. Pyromania pulled him up but Gangrel got in a kick to the abdomen before pulling Pyromania to his corner where Drusus tagged back into the match. After dropping Pyro with a stiff right hand, Drusus shouted something to Taylor Made in the corner. He tried to pull Pyromania up but out of nowhere, Pyro hit the "Pyrotechnics"! Taylor then jumped into the ring and prevented Gangrel from making the save as Robinson got the 3 count! Match Time: 6:11 Cole: "That's it..... Pyromania and Taylor Made have earned a title shot"! HTM: "This has to be considered an upset, Michael, I didn't expect this"! "DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE" HIT AGAIN AND BOTH TAYLOR AND PYROMANIA STOOD IN THE RING, TAKING IN THE CHEERS OF THE CROWD. Cole: "What a late WrestleMania moment for these two long time TWF superstars! A huge oppurtunity awaits! But speaking of WrestleMania partner, what a spectacle............ A VIDEO PACKAGE, ACCOMPANIED BY "WELCOME TO THE WORLD" BY KEVIN RUDOLF PLAYED SHOWING HIGHLIGHTS FROM EVERY SINGLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA X. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh7zT-cc6w8
BACK TO LIVE ACTION, HOLLY MADISON FROM "THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR" IS SHOWN SITTING IN THE CROWD AND WAVES AT THE CAMERA. Cole: "And even though it's not WrestleMania, the TWF still draws celebrities! There's Holly Madison"! HTM: "And I hate to be similar to Jerry Lawler in any way, but I'm about ready to say something he normally would"! DOINK THE CLOWN's MUSIC COMES ON AND HE COMES OUT TO NOTHING BUT BOOS. Cole: "Well this is certainly no laughing matter. Folks, the circus is not in town, this is just the TWF's resident evil clown, one who is the main reason Shane Thompson walked out of WrestleMania with his hand raised". DOINK GOES UP TO ONE OF THE FANS AND GOES TO SHAKE HIS HAND, BUT THE FAN PULLS OFF A FAKE HAND AND DOINK JUST LAUGHS. HTM: "Well I happen to be a fan of this guy and I think he's hilarious! Look what he just did to that kid"! BEFORE DOINK REACHES THE RING, CARNEY COMES RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK TO A HUGE CHEER AND ATTACKS HIM. Cole: "Oh look at this, Carney's not wasting any time getting his hands on the clown"! CARNEY WAS ALL OVER DOINK AND FINALLY ROLLED HIM INTO THE RING TO START THE MATCH. Carney vs. Doink the Clown Doink seemed like he didn't know what hit him as Carney pulled off the jacket he wore to the ring and began to choke him with it. Referee Mike Enos almost disqualified him, but he let it slide with a warning. After a big snap mare, Carney kicked Doink right in the square of the back before connecting with a corkscrew legdrop. He then went to the top rope and flew off, but Doink was able to drive a right hand into his stomach. Doink tried to shake the cobwebs and get back in the match, but Carney reversed an irish whip and connected with a flying forearm to the face. A cover got him a 2 count and from there, he pulled Doink up and went for the "C-Drive" but Doink countered by pushing him to the ropes and delivering a flapjack. Doink then got on Carney and pounded him with a flurry of right hands before picking him up and putting him right back down with a bodyslam. Doink then went to the top rope himself and flew off with the "Whoopie Cushion" but he landed very hard on the mat when Carney rolled out of the way. Carney then went for a rollup but Doink was able to push through it into a pinning combination of his own and Carney's shoulders were counted on the mat before he even knew what happened! Match Time: 7:20 HTM: "Yes! Doink got him"! Cole: "It was hard to see what happened there, but Doink was able to get the pin in a match that Carney completely controlled"! DOINK's MUSIC PLAYED AND HE LEFT THE RING, LAUGHING AS CARNEY QUESTIONED ENOS ON THE FINISH OF THE MATCH. HTM: "Give Doink credit! He just plainly outsmarted Carney"! Cole: "A tough loss for Carney for sure. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back with more PrimeTime"! COMMERCIAL BREAK............... RETURN FROM BREAK..... RINGSIDE...... EVAN BOURNE's MUSIC COMES ON AND HE COMES OUT TO A GOOD CHEER. Cole: "We are back live here on Fox and we have an interesting match coming up here, partner". HTM: "Well if Evan Bourne wants to regain the Lightheavyweight title, he has to run the gauntlet of the entire Doane-ation"! Cole: "Right..... both of 'em". SUPER CRAZY's MUSIC COMES ON AND HE IS OUT FROM THE BACK TO PRETTY MUCH ALL BOOS. HTM: "Super Crazy will come out first and if Bourne happens to get by him, Kenny Doane is just gonna come out here and pick up the pieces". Cole: "Should be a very fast paced match here between two guys who only know one speed...... quick". TWF Lightheavyweight Title/Gauntlet Match #1 Evan Bourne vs. Super Crazy The two men circled each other as the bell sounded and Bourne moved in, trying to get a kick in on the Super Crazy. Crazy finally caught his leg and tried to flip him up but Bourne landed on his feet and caught him with a flying spinning heel kick. Bourne went for a cover, but Super Crazy kicked out at 2. After a low dropkick, Bourne pulled Crazy up and shot him to the corner. He followed in and jumped into the corner but Crazy moved out of the way. He didn't see Bourne land on the middle turnbuckle and come off with a dive that turned into a sunset flip. He pulled Crazy down to the mat and got a very near fall. Both men got to their feet and Crazy missed adly with a clothesline before Bourne dropped him with a perfect dropkick. He then went to the top rope, ready for his shooting star press. Bourne flew off with the "Air Bourne" but Crazy got his knees up at the last second. With Bourne in a lot of pain, Crazy picked him up and delivered a high angle back suplex, dropping him right on his head. After connecting with a standing moonsault, Crazy stood up and threw his hands out, shouting something in spanish which drew more boos. After a nice snap suplex, Super Crazy went to the top rope, perching himself there while waiting for Bourne to get up. Bourne slowly got to his feet and noticed Crazy on the top rope, moving out of the way before he took flight with a missile dropkick. Referee Marty Elias was not able to get out of the way, however, and Crazy put him down hard! Bourne stayed on the attack, kicking Crazy several times in the upper body before drilling him with a pinpoint jump kick to the face. Bourne saw Elias down and went over to try and get him up when Kenny Doane came running out from the back to some resounding boos. He tossed the Lightheavyweight title belt in to Super Crazy who caught it and then turned and leveled Bourne in the back of the head. Doane went over to help Elias up from outside the ring as Super Crazy went to the top rope and hit a beautiful moonsault. Elias was able to get up using the ring ropes and perform the 3 count. Match Time: 6:26 Cole: "What the hell! What kind of gauntlet is this..... a handicapped one"?! HTM: "This running of the gauntlet never got started..... Evan Bourne didn't make it past the first guy"! SUPER CRAZY's MUSIC PLAYED AND HE LEFT THE RING WITH DOANE TO SOME SERIOUS BOOS. Cole: "Yeah, I can't imagine why that'd be"! HTM: "The Doane-ation seems to be too strong a force to overcome, Michael"! Cole: "Yeah, maybe they are for one man! I'd say it's time for Evan Bourne to even the odds"! A STEEL CAGE IS SHOWN LOWERING FROM ABOVE THE RING AND THE CROWD IS CHEERING IN ANTICIPATION. HTM: "Look at this.... here comes the cage"! Cole: "Coming up in just a matter of moments here, Chaos Wolf and Kevin Thorn will be locked inside that cage". BACKSTAGE AREA........ NAILS IS SHOWN IN THE BACK, ADMIRING HIS FIRE POKER WHEN SHANE THOMPSON COMES UP. Shane Thompson: "Heh.... I knew I'd find you, I just figured I'd have to go into the basement or something like that to do it". Nails: "What do you want"? Thompson: "From you? Nothing. Honestly, I can't even believe this company keeps you around.... it's gotta be for someone's amusement. By the way, I was so impressed with your little "hardcore" match at WrestleMania. After all, that is your claim to fame..... the Hardcore Icon. That's pathetic. I just can't believe that after all this time, nothing has changed with you. This isn't Friday the 13th...... wake up. Unless, of course, all you care about is being the Hardcore Icon". THOMPSON WALKS AWAY AND NAILS LOOKS AT THE FIRE POKER BEFORE TOSSING IT TO THE FLOOR, CAUSING A LOUD NOISE. THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND KEVIN THORN's MUSIC HITS AS HE COMES OUT ALONG WITH ARIEL TO MOSTLY BOOS. Cole: "So did Shane Thompson put in an application to play the shrink of PrimeTime or what? This is ridiculous"! HTM: "No, Michael, it's honest, sound advice. I'd love to hear what he'd have to say to you". Cole: "Well the steel cage is over the ring and here come the creatures of the night.... Kevin Thorn and Ariel". HTM: "Let's give them the introduction they deserve....... victorious at WrestleMania, Kevin Thorn and Ariel". "REMEMBER THE NAME" BY FORT MINOR KICKS UP AND CHAOS WOLF COMES OUT TO A PRETTY BIG POP. Cole: "Ya know it's funny you included Ariel in that because she was very instrumental in getting that win for the Requiem and so was that walking stick Thorn carried out here for that matter"! HTM: "Well tonight there will be no excuses. Ariel can't get into that cage and neither can anyone else". Cole: "Pinfalls and submissions have been thrown out of this one as well. The only way to win is to climb out of the cage or exit through the door"! Steel Cage Match Kevin Thorn w/ Ariel vs. Chaos Wolf Before the bell even rang to make the match official, these two men were trading blows and going toe to toe. After a big forearm, Thorn scored with a kick right to the face. He then picked up Wolf and threw him hard into the wall of the cage. Thorn grabbed Wolf but Wolf got in an elbow to the rib cage followed by a kick to the abdomen. Thorn threw a clothesline that missed and Wolf grabbed him from behind in a standing waistlock. Thorn then missed with a back elbow and Wolf hit a northern lights suplex to send a charge through the crowd. Wolf went to try and climb out of the cage, but Ariel provided enough distraction from outside the ring to slow him up, allowing Thorn to come from behind. After a big forearm to the back, Thorn brought Wolf to the mat with a backdrop suplex. He then dropped a leg right across his throat before grabbing his head and grinding his face up against the chain link fencing of the cage. He then pulled Wolf up and tried to pick him up for the Crucifix Powerbomb but Wolf was able to free himself and put Thorn down with a drop toehold when he turned around. Wolf then ran at him but Thorn delivered a back body drop that put Wolf between the cage and the ring apron. After the hard landing, Wolf caught a kick to the temple that knocked his head into the cage. Thorn decided to try and climb out, getting halfway up the cage before Wolf found it in him to go after him. Bruised and battered, Wolf chased Thorn up the cage. Both men were at the top and exchanging punches when Wolf knocked Thorn off and Thorn crotched himself on the top rope! In plenty of pain, Wolf didn't have enough left to stay on the cage either and he fell, landing on his feet. Seeing an easier way out, Wolf asked for the referee outside the ring, Mike Chioda, to swing the cage door open. Chioda obliged and the crowd began to cheer as Wolf made his way to the door. He had his head and half his body out the door when Ariel ran over and swung the door, smashing his head in there! Both men were down, but Thorn made it to his feet first. He asked Ariel for the walking stick and she pushed it through one of the openings in the cage to him. Thorn had the stick and when Wolf got up, he took a serious swing that hit nothing when Wolf ducked. After a hard kick to the midsection, Wolf scored with a DDT and got to his feet when all of the sudden, the arena went pitch black. Someone had turned the lights out! The crowd screamed and cheered in anticipation of what was going on in the darkness but about 30 seconds later, the lights came back on. Chaos Wolf was out of the cage, standing on the floor! Ariel threw a tantrum as Chioda called for the bell. Match Time: 7:49 Cole: "Look at this.... Chaos Wolf is out of the cage"! HTM: "What the..... who shut the lights out"?! Cole: "It could've been some sort of technical difficulties here in the arena, partner, who knows"! "REMEMBER THE NAME" PLAYED AS CHAOS WOLF LEFT TO A BIG CHEER WHILE ARIEL WENT INTO THE RING TO CHECK ON THORN. HTM: "Technical difficulties my....... you gotta be kidding me"! Cole: "We've gotta take another break, but still to come tonight is out huge Stars and Stripes eight man tag team match"! COMMERCIAL BREAK.......... RETURN FROM BREAK..... Blade vs. "High Octane" Damion West PrimeTime returned with action already underway in the ring and this was quite easily the match of the night and one of the best of the entire year of 2009 to this point. Blade and Damion West showed off everything in their arsenals and the match featured a total of 16 two counts. Blade used his size and strength advantage to hammer away on West for the first couple minutes, threatening to put it away quickly. Blade delivered a big back breaker before whipping West to the ropes and catching him with a nasty spinebuster. Blade went for the cover, but West was out at 2. Blade pulled him up and shot him to the ropes again, going for a backbody drop. But West landed on his feet and was able to duck a clothesline before catching Blade with a standing dropkick. This turned the tables into West's favor, and he picked up the pace and was all over Blade. After back to back arm drags, West caught Blade with a spinning heel kick and went for the cover, 1.........2........., but Blade was up. West ran the ropes and put Blade with back down with a flying forearm before going to the top rope. He flew off with a crossbody but showing tremendous strength, Blade caught him in mid air and drove him into the mat with a swinging sideslam. Blade made the cover, but again couldn't finish the match. He picked West up and shot him into the corner, slamming into him with a clothesline before trying to get him to his shoulders. But West used the turnbuckle to slide off and then came off the middle rope with a perfect flying bulldog. West went for the cover but Blade was up at 2. West got Blade up and slung him into the corner, but missed when he ran in. Blade then ran the ropes and went for a clothesline but West avoided that and threw his "Head on Collision" superkick. Somehow, Blade was able to duck it and negotiate West onto his shoulders, hitting the "Cutter" out of nowhere. Blade rolled him over for the 1.......2........3! Match Time: 9:30 Cole: "Oh wow..... that Cutter came out of nowhere"! HTM: "What a finish to a great match"! "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" BY WITHIN TEMPTATION CAME ON AS BLADE LEFT THE RING TO MOSTLY BOOS, EXHAUSTED FROM THE FIERCE COMPETITION. Cole: "Blade has survived this hellacious match and picked up by far the biggest win of his young career"! HTM: "A huge win for sure and I really look forward to what this man has in his future, Cole"! BACKSTAGE........ GINA CARANO IS SHOWN STANDING NEXT TO THE DRESSING ROOM DOOR OF CHAOS WOLF WHEN HE COMES WALKING UP. Gina Carano: "So........."? Chaos Wolf: "That was perfect..... how'd you get back to the breakers to get those lights out"? Gina Carano (smiling): "Oh, I have my ways. Plus, I couldn't let what happened at WrestleMania go". Chaos Wolf: "Well thanks..... I......... JUST THEN, THE YARD BOSS COMES UP SEEMINGLY OUT OF NOWHERE. Chaos Wolf: "Can I help you"? Yard Boss: "Why yes, as a matter of fact you can. Remember that little challenge you laid out for your last Lights Out match"? Chaos Wolf: "Don't tell me you want to accept it". Yard Boss: "The Destroyer..... the Dockland Destroyer has fully healed from the burns in his Inferno match...... and he wants to accept your challenge". Chaos Wolf: "Well as Gina proved earlier tonight...... I do my best work with the lights out. So tell your Downtown Destroyer or whatever the hell his name is to show up on the next PrimeTime..... and he's on". THE YARD BOSS TURNS AND WALKS AWAY AS THE SHOT GOES BACK TO THE RING. "EX's AND OH's" BY ATREYU IS PLAYING AND PJ CASH IS IN THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE. PJ Cash: "Stop the music! THE CROWD CAN BE HEARD BOOING WHEN THE MUSIC CUTS OUT. Surely by now, you have all seen or heard about the horrible tragedy that occured during my match at WrestleMania. It was to be the biggest day of my career.... one of the biggest of my life. Instead, two B-List celebrities decided to get their names in the news at my expense. Adam Sandler....... Kevin James...... just because Click and Paul Blart Mall Cop were absolutely terrible doesn't mean that you can show up at the biggest event in TWF history and try to get people to care about you! You ruined my WrestleMania moment"! Cole: "Sounds like a pretty sore loser to me". HTM: "Well what would you do, Michael? What would you do if two people sitting at ringside directly affected the outcome of your match? I know you're used to losing at everything you've ever done, but try to have a little empathy here"! PJ Cash: "So, I couldn't help but notice that we have another celebrity sitting in the crowd here tonight. You've all seen the Girls Next Door, right? THE CAMERA FOCUSES IN ON HOLLY MADISON. That's right, we have Holly Madison in the crowd tonight. Come on in the ring, go ahead, come on". HOLLY SEEMS SURPRISED BUT SECURITY HELPS HER OVER THE BARRIER AND SHE WALKS UP THE STEPS INTO THE RING TO PLENTY OF CHEERS AND WHISTLES FROM THE MALE PORTION OF THE CROWD. PJ Cash: "Hello, Holly, how are you tonight"? Cole: "What is going on here"? Holly Madison: "I'm great, happy to be here". Cash: "I understand you're from right here in Oregon, correct"? Holly: "Yes I am.... I was born right here in Astoria, Oregon"! THE CROWD CHEERS Cash: "And I understand that you're becoming a big fan of our industry"? Holly: "Oh yeah, I've been watching every episode of Rampage and PrimeTime". Cash: "So do you think you're gonna be the next TWF diva"? Holly: "Oh, I don't know about that. I have....... Cash: "You have what, Holly? No one would even know who you were if it weren't for Hugh Hefner. But he decided to kick your ass to the curb and now what? Now I hear you want to be a UFC ring girl"? Holly: "Yes, I will be the guest ring girl at UFC 100". Cash: "What, exactly, do you know about the UFC? See, this is exactly what I mean. Another B-List, or maybe even C-List celebrity in this case, doing whatever she can to keep her name out there. Ya know what, you make me sick...... you can go back to your seat"! HOLLY PUTS HER HEAD DOWN AND TURNS TO WALK AWAY, BUT THE SECOND SHE DOES, CASH SPINS HER AROUND AND DELIVERS THE "CASH REGISTER"! THE CROWD GOES INSANE WITH BOOS AS CASH JUST STANDS OVER HER, SMILING. Cole: "You've gotta be kidding me! What the hell was that for"?! HTM: "Simple, PJ Cash had his WrestleMania moment taken away and he just created one of his own"! Cole: "By delivering a Cash Register to a former Playboy model?! This may be the most ridiculous thing we've ever witnessed on PrimeTime"! CASH LEFT THE RING TO "EX's AND OH's" TO EASILY THE MOST HEAT ALL NIGHT. COMMERCIAL BREAK........ RETURN FROM BREAK..... BACKSTAGE...... JOE COREY IS SHOWN SITTING IN HIS DRESSING ROOM AND APPEARS TO BE STARING OFF INTO NOWHERE. JUST THEN, A VERY EXCITED PJ CASH ENTERS WITH TITO ORTIZ. PJ Cash: "Did you see that.... did you see what I just did out there"?! Joe Corey: "I saw it and no offense..... but it's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do out in that ring tonight". BACK TO THE RING, "SOMEBODY's GONNA GET IT" BY THREE SIX MAFIA COMES ON AND MARK HENRY COMES OUT TO PLENTY OF BOOS. Cole: "Joe Corey will take on Finlay coming up right after this huge tag team match". HTM: "And huge may not even be the right word when Mark Henry is involved". "METALINGUS" BY ALTER BRIDGE PLAYS AND EDGE COMES OUT TO EVEN LOUDER BOOS. Cole: "And we now know that on TWF's Main Event, Edge will excercise his rematch clause"! HTM: "Well I know I'm of the belief that Jordan Rockwell got lucky at WrestleMania..... no way he can do that again"! JOHN MORRISON's MUSIC COMES ON AND HE COMES OUT WITH THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST. HE ALSO HEARS SOME OF THE FIRST CHEERS OF HIS TWF CAREER. Cole: "At the top of the broadcast John Morrison was awarded the Intercontinental title for winning a tournament that was originally to crown a new number one contender. That was, until Rockwell walked out of the Rose Bowl with the Universal title". HTM: "And in the finals of that tournament, he somehow defeated Mark Henry. Don't think for a second that the World's Strongest Man has forgotten about that". "SAVE ME" BY BURN HALO PLAYS AND JORDAN ROCKWELL GETS A VERY GOOD RESPONSE AS HE COMES OUT FROM THE BACK. Cole: "And he probably hasn't forgotten about the fact that the last time he had the Intercontinental title, it was this man who took it away"! HTM: "I just see Edge and Henry being the stronger, hungrier team tonight". Cole: "Yeah, and I would've never thought you'd feel that way". Edge and Mark Henry vs. Jordan Rockwell and John Morrison Henry got into the ring to start the match off with Morrison and quickly overpowered the new Intercontinental champ. After grabbing Morrison with both hands around the head, Henry threw him across the ring. He then went for a big elbow drop but Morrison rolled out of the way and got to his corner to get the tag to Rockwell. Rockwell came in and hit Henry with several right hands before running the ropes and delivering a clothesline that rocked the big man backwards. He ran the ropes again but this time, Henry connected with a clothesline and made the tag to his partner, Edge. Edge came in and put the boots to Rockwell right away, trying to wear him down. But when Edge charged in with a clothesline, Rockwell countered with a backslide and seemed to have the match won until Henry came in to break up the pin. Morrison came in and went after Henry before Rockwell got up to combine for a double clothesline, taking Henry out of the ring. Morrison then flew over the top rope with a plancha, knocking Henry to the floor. In the ring, Edge and Rockwell continued to battle while Henry and Morrison went at it on the floor. Rockwell was able to put Edge down with a powerslam after reversing an irish whip while on the outside, Henry caught Morrison as he tried to jump off the barricade surrounding the fans and then drove him into the steel ring post. Henry got back up on the apron but the second he did, Rockwell delivered a Masa Chono style running boot, knocking him right down to the floor to a huge cheer. Rockwell had some words for Henry but right when he turned around, Edge ran through him with the spear and covered him, hooking the leg for the pin. Match Time: 5:20 HTM: "How'd ya like that Rockwell?! That's exactly what you can look forward to come Main Event"! Cole: "Well if that happens, the Universal title will go right back to Edge". "METALINGUS" BY ALTER BRIDGE HITS AGAIN AND EDGE LEAVES ALONG WITH MARK HENRY TO MORE BOOS. HTM: "I think Rockwell can already feel the title slippin' away"! BACKSTAGE...... IN THE BACK, LENA YADA IS SET TO INTERVIEW FINLAY. Lena Yada: "Finlay, in just a matter of moments, you will take on.......... BEFORE SHE CAN GET OUT ANOTHER WORD, FINLAY IS BLINDSIDED BY JOE COREY, WHO PROCEEDS TO PUT A SERIOUS BEATING ON HIM. COREY LEADS HIM THROUGH THE BACKSTAGE AREA, PAST THE "GORILLA POSITION" AND INTO THE ARENA. Cole: "Wait a minute, they're comin' out here"! AS THEY GET TO THE RING, COREY WHIPS FINLAY INTO THE RING STEPS AS HARD AS HE CAN BEFORE ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING. AFTER CLIMBING INTO THE RING HIMSELF, REFEREE MARTY ELIAS CALLS FOR THE BELL TO START THE MATCH. "The Show" Joe Corey vs. Finlay Corey used the pre-match attack to give him the advantage he needed and Finlay didn't have an answer. Finlay did all he could to muster some offense, finally driving a headbutt into the midsection of Corey. He then got up and rocked him with 2 right hands before whipping him to the ropes but when he dropped his head a little too soon, Corey spiked him with a DDT. After a few stiff kicks to the rib cage, Corey pulled the Fighting Irishman up and hit the "Showstopper" to win it. Match Time: 3:13 HTM: "Wow.... have you ever seen Finlay defeated that easily"?! Cole: "I'd say the pre-match attack had a lot to do with it, but I'd also say Corey needed a performance like that after suffering defeat at the hands of The Undertaker at WrestleMania"! "MISERIA CANTARE" PLAYED AS COREY CALMLY WALKED BACK UP THE RAMP TO THE BACK, SHOWING VERY LITTLE EMOTION. HTM: "Well if this is the way he's going to perform, that loss may not be a bad thing in the long run"! COMMERCIAL BREAK............. RETURN FROM BREAK..... BACKSTAGE...... WHEN PRIMETIME RETURNS, JORDAN ROCKWELL IS WALKING THROUGH THE BACKSTAGE AREA FOLLOWING A TOUGH LOSS WHEN HE RUNS INTO SHANE THOMPSON. Shane Thompson: "Ah..... the Franchise. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, old pal". Jordan Rockwell: "Ya know, before you even ask for a shot at my title, let me just remind you of the fact that we still have a stipulation in place that says that if I hold the Universal title, you.... Shane Thompson, can't win it". Shane Thompson: "True, but if I heard right, you have a very big title defense at TWF's Main Event against Edge.... am I right? Uh huh, thought so". THOMPSON WALKS AWAY AND ROCKWELL JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD. ***THE MAIN EVENT WILL BE CONDENSED DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS**** "Stars and Stripes" 8 Man Tag Team Match The United Nations w/ Katie Lea vs. John Cena, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk and Tatanka The entrances for each participant probably too long than the actual match in this one. The crowd was all over the U.N. and that's probably an understatement. William Regal started the match and was very successful against the Native American Tatanka. He made the exchange to Harry Smith who came in to pick up the pieces but Tatanka caught him with a big Samoan drop after reversing an irish whip. CM Punk tagged into the match and got Smith on his shoulders for the "GTS" but Paul Burchill came in and put Punk down with a chop block. This drew all the other men into the match and the fight was on. Vladimir Kozlov charged across the ring but John Cena pulled the top rope down, lowbridging him and sending him crashing to the floor. Punk then took Burchill out with a round kick to the head before Cena slammed into Regal with a flying shoulder. Shawn Michaels got the tag from Punk and positioned himself behind Harry Smith. Amid all the chaos, Smith didn't even know where his corner was and he turned right into a knockout version of the "Sweet Chin Music"! Michaels topped him as referee Mike Chioda got down to make the 3 count. Match Time: 4:54 THE FANS LOUDLY CHEERED AS "SEXY BOY" PLAYED AND CENA, MICHAELS, TATANKA AND PUNK CELEBRATED THE WIN INSIDE THE RING BEFORE A HUGE RED, WHITE AND BLUE FIREWORKS DISPLAY CONCLUDED THE SHOW. OFF AIR..........