November 15, 2002
DARK MATCHES In a fast paced matchup, Carney was drilled with the "Sudden Impact" superkick and Chris Michaels covered him for the 1...2....3. PRIMETIME GOES LIVE AS PRIMETIME COMES ON THE AIR, ROB VAN DAM IS IN WAKEMAN ENTERPRISES' LOCKER ROOM IN A FOUL MOOD. Rob Van Dam: "I mean, it's cool that you wanna elevate the Intercontinental title to main event status but why should I have to defend it in a match like that"? Travis Wakeman: "Well RVD, you wanna prove that you're the best right? Well at Deadly Games, you're gonna get that chance in the first ever Cell of Survival match. Now for tonight, you will be in a fatal four way elimination match in which you'll have to qualify for the Cell of Survival, now how cool is that"? Rob Van Dam: "Hey man, everything's cool when you're (crowd chants along) R-V-D". ROB VAN DAM LEAVES THE OFFICE AS PRIMETIME's MONTAGE ROLLS TO THE BEAT OF "RAP SUPERSTAR". THE PACKED KANSAS UNIVERSITY COMES INTO VIEW AS THE CROWD OF ABOUT 15,000 IS SHOWN GOING NUTS. Michael Cole: "PrimeTime has invaded Jayhawk country and what a night it's gonna be Brain, we already got our first look at PrimeTime's newest superstar, Rob Van Dam who was obtained in a trade"! A PROMO PICTURE WITH THE PRIMETIME LOGO POPS UP WITH THE GREAT MUTA, KID GUNDAM, CHRIS BENOIT AND ROB VAN DAM. Heenan: "And on his first night on PrimeTime, Wakeman has stuck him in a fatal four way elimination with these three guys"! Cole: "Well Muta will make his return to PrimeTime in that match as well but we know that RVD and Wakeman have history, stemming back to the unification of the Hardcore and UFC titles and I think that'll be a tremendous hinderance to RVD's career on PrimeTime, even though I'm thrilled he's here". Heenan: "Well that's not the only fatal four way elimination we're gonna see tonight, take a look at this". ANOTHER PROMO PIC POPS UP SHOWING REY MYSTERIO, VAL VENIS, JORDAN ROCKWELL AND MASAHIRO CHONO. Cole: "The winners of those two matches will advance to Deadly Games to compete in what is being called the Cell of Survival. This is a creation of Travis Wakeman himself Brain and it sounds destructive". Heenan: "Well I didn't think he could top Stephanie McMahon's Gates of Hell match but I think he has"! Cole: "Inside some sort of steel structure, four men who will all qualify for the match are gonna meet in one final four way, only there's one catch. Each fall of that fatal four way has it's own added stipulation and it'll all happen in some type of cell! Someone's career could be over at Deadly Games Brain"! "3 MINUTES" BY 2 SKINNEE J's HITS AND JAMAL AND ROSEY COME OUT TO A LOT OF HEAT. Heenan: "Well I think Stone Cold's career could be ended tonight if he doesn't watch it"! Cole: "This will be a handicap match and much like he did against Bradshaw last week, Wakeman is unfairly using these two big men and I can remember a couple months ago when these two were at Wakeman Enterprises' throats, even taking the tag team titles at one point, what have they been promised Brain? What changed their mind"? Heenan: "They just realized what few of these superstars have and that is that you can like Wakeman Enterprises or hate them but bottom line is they are in charge"! THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS IS HEARD AND "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN's MUSIC HITS AS THE CROWD GOES WILD. JAMAL AND ROSEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM BUT NO ONE COMES OUT. Cole: "Wait a minute, look out, from behind"! JUST THEN, AUSTIN ENTERED THE RING FROM THE CROWD AND AFTER HITTING ROSEY WITH A SERIES OF RIGHT HANDS, HE HIT HIM WITH THE STUNNER. JAMAL TRIED TO TAKE AUSTIN OUT FROM BEHIND BUT AUSTIN USED A MULE KICK AND THEN CRACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR AS THE CROWD WENT NUTS. AUSTIN's MUSIC HIT AS HE LEFT THE RING LEAVING JAMAL AND ROSEY LAYING. Heenan: "What the hell is going on? Austin's a one man wrecking machine"! Cole: "Well last week Austin basically said Wakeman Enterprises is no authority figure to him so Wakeman tried to punish him with this match but the rattlesnake had something up his sleeve, again"! Heenan: "This ain't gonna sit well with Wakeman"! BACKSTAGE... W.E. OFFICE... WAKEMAN POUNDS HIS FIST ON THE DESK. Travis Wakeman: "Damnit! You just wait Austin, you're not gonna pull this crap on my show". JIM CORNETTE ENTERS. Jim Cornette: "Uh, how ya doin' Mr. Wakeman"? Wakeman: "What do you want Cornette"? Cornette: "Well, as the spokesperson and business manager of Camp Cornette, I am here to pull my men out of that fatal four way elimination match later tonight. My men have had some problems lately and we're working through them, but I can't have you go and make a match like this to purposely turn Gundam and Benoit on each other". Wakeman: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's get something straight here. This is my show and I make the rules. Now I'm sorry to tell you this, but Benoit and Gundam hate each other's guts and they always will. So tonight, let's see which one of them wants to be the new champion of PrimeTime more". Cornette: "But....but you.... Wakeman: "Your request is denied Jim, the match will take place". CORNETTE STORMS OUT OF THE OFFICE AS PT GOES TO BREAK. COMMERCIAL BREAK..... RETURN FROM BREAK.... W.E. OFFICE... TRAVIS WAKEMAN IS AT HIS DESK TALKING WITH TRISH WHEN MASAHIRO CHONO AND THE GREAT MUTA ENTER THE ROOM WITH TATSUMI FUJINAMI. Wakeman: "Can I help you"? Tatsumi Fujinami: "We just wanted to stop in and say thank you for bringing us to PrimeTime". Wakeman: "No problem, as long as you remember the deal, no Yuji Nagata and Fujinami, you have your own promotion to run in Japan, so if we need your services, we will let you know. As for these two, they are still under TWF contract and they work for the TWF". Fujinami: "We understand the agreement. I hope to hear from you soon". FUJINAMI LOOKS AT CHONO AND MUTA FOR A SECOND BEFORE LEAVING THE ROOM. Wakeman: "Muta, you're up next in the four way, you better get out there". JUST AS MUTA AND CHONO TURN TO LEAVE, EVOLUTION WALKS IN AND THERE IS A LONG STARE DOWN BETWEEN THE 4 MEN BEFORE CHONO AND MUTA JUST WALK OUT. Nova: "Wakeman, this is crap! We ask for a tag team title shot and you stick me in the ring with him"? NOVA POINTS AT BROCK. Wakeman: "Yeah and your point is"? Frankie Kazarian: "Our point is the same as a lot of the guys in the back. PrimeTime is gonna go downhill with you sitting behind that desk. So why don't you climb into the ring with me tonight, that is if you're not to busy screwing with someone"! Wakeman: (chuckles) "You wanna face me? Freddie Kazarian vs. the Technical Magician"? Kazarian: "That's Frankie, get it straight". WAKEMAN SITS UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR QUICKLY AND GETS IN KAZARIAN's FACE. Wakeman: "No you get this straight punk, you want me in the ring tonight, you got me". Kazarian: "I'll see ya out there, champ". EVOLUTION LEAVES THE ROOM AS THE SCENE SHIFTS TO THE RINGSIDE ANNOUNCE POSITION AND MICHAEL COLE AND BOBBY HEENAN BUILD UP THE NEXT MATCH AS THE COMPETITORS ARE BEING INTRODUCED. Fatal 4 Way Elimination/Cell of Survival Qualifier The Great Muta vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Kid Gundam vs. Chris Benoit It seemed as though everyone was gunning for RVD in the early going as all 3 men ganged up on him. But it didn't take long for Gundam and Benoit to find each other and the fight was on. Benoit and Gundam turned each others chests beet red as they traded knifedge chops but after reversing an irish whip, Benoit caught Gundam with a serious back elbow. Muta then came over and he and Benoit traded shots when Jim Cornette came out and got on the apron with his tennis racket. He reached back and swang it but Muta ducked and Cornette nailed Benoit! As Benoit got to his knees following the shot, Muta delivered a shining wizard to get the pin and put him out. RVD jumped on Muta and they went at it in a heated brawl while Gundam bided his time in the corner. After ducking a roundhouse kick and using a back foootsweep, RVD hit an in place moonsault to get the 3 count. He then went for the Rolling Thunder but Muta moved and when he popped up, RVD was blasted with a double superkick from the former Extreme Japan stable mates. Gundam then covered him to get the pin. Muta and Gundam stared at each other before realizing it was down to the 2 of them and they went at it in some action which the fans really appreciated. It was like a scene out of a movie as the 2 blocked each others martial arts attacks until Muta got a quick front kick to the chest followed by a jumping kick to the back of the head. Muta then bounced off the ropes and hit a cross body block but Gundam cleverly rolled through it and Cornette was there to hold Muta's feet down so he couldn't kick out and Gundam got the pin. Match Time: 12:32 Cole: "Wait a minute, what happened"? Heenan: "Cornette has shown his genius again, that was brilliant"! Cole: (watching the replay) "Perhaps the biggest win of Kid Gundam's career and he got it with a big assist from Jim Cornette! Now Gundam advances to that Cell of Survival at Deadly Games"! Heenan: "Get a camera backstage, I just got word something's going on"!BACKSTAGE THE CAMERAS CATCH THE TAIL END OF A BEATING RHYNO AND JAMIE NOBLE ARE HANDING DOWN TO SPIKE DUDLEY. THEY LEAVE HIM LAYING ON THE FLOOR IN THE HALL IN PAIN. TWF RE-WIND SHOWS MATT HARDY CALLING OUT ARIES LAST WEEK ON PRIMETIME AND ARIES' APPEARING AND HITTING HIS MOVE THE "LAND MINE". BACK AT RINGSIDE, "STAND BACK, THERE's HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH" IS HEARD AS THE HURRICANE APPEARS TO A GOOD POP. Cole: "What is with this new combination of Rhyno and Jamie Noble anyways? They've got a tag team match against Perry Saturn and Dylan Jansens later tonight so they go and attack Saturn's usual partner Spike, they oughta be proud". Heenan: "I'm sure they are too"! A BLUE LIGHT BEAMS DOWN AND AN EERIE TUNE IS HEARD FOLLOWED BY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING AND THE SOUND OF THUNDER. DARK CLOUDS ROLL ON THE PRIMETRON AS THE PHRASE "THE GOD OF WAR" APPEARS INSIDE THEM AND ARIES COMES OUT. THE FANS SEEM SOMEWHAT AWESTRUCK. Cole: "Well I feel sorry for The Hurricane tonight because he has the unenviable task of taking on this man and look at the look on these people's faces Brain, they don't know what to think". Heenan: "This man is an awesome specimen, he's gonna make a lot of noise here on PrimeTime". Cole: "Well The Hurricane's gotta rely on his speed and agility in order to have any kind of a chance here". BUT AS SOON AS ARIES GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, MATT HARDY CAME RUNNING OUT AND ATTACKED HIM FROM BEHIND. Cole: "Look out, it's Matt Hardy"! Heenan: "This guy must have a death wish"! AFTER MATT THREW A FEW STINGING RIGHT HANDS, ARIES BATTLED BACK WITH SOME OF HIS OWN AND THEN A HARD HEADBUTT. HURRICANE CAME WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE BUT ARIES CAUGHT HIM BY THE LEGS AND SWUNG HIM LIKE A BASEBALL BAT RIB CAGE FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST. MATT SLOWLY GOT UP AND CAUGHT A KICK TO THE GUT BEFORE ARIES DELIVERED A FACE FIRST SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE STEEL RAMP. ARIES THEN STOOD OVER MATT LOOKING DOWN ON HIM AS HIS MUSIC HIT AGAIN. Heenan: "See, what'd I tell ya, Matt must have a death wish"! Cole: "This Aries is a maniac. Matt may have a broken nose folks, he's bleeding badly. We'll be right back". COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR 1-800-COLLECT IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE... Cole: "Well folks we're back on PrimeTime and we have received some very shocking news. Shawn Michaels has apparently been taken to a hospital after suffering serious injuries in a car accident outside of Topeka. We don't have any specifics at this point as the note we were handed is pretty vague. But our thoughts and prayers go out to HBK and his family, who are in route to the hospital in Topeka". Heenan: "And now something has apparently broken out again in the back. Can we get a cameraman back there"? BACKSTAGE ARENA SECURITY IS HAVING A HECK OF A TIME SEPERATING A BRAWL BETWEEN DYLAN JANSENS AND RHYNO, A BRAWL WHICH JANSENS INSTIGATED. Cole: "Are these guys even gonna make it to that tag match tonight"? OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA EDGE IS WALKING BACKSTAGE WHEN A FEMALE VOICE CALLS HIM. Voice: "Hey Adam"? EDGE TURNS TO SEE HIS WIFE's BEST FRIEND AND VAL VENIS' CURRENT GIRLFRIEND ALLISON IS STANDING THERE. Edge: "Allison, what are you doing here"? ALLISION PROCEEDS TO SLAP EDGE ACROSS THE FACE. Allison: "You need to stay out of my business. He's not cheating on me, you're the only one who doesn't believe that"! Edge: "You haven't seen what I have, you're not around here"! Allison: "Listen, unless you want me to start making up stories and telling your wife, then I suggest you leave our relationship alone". SHE WALKS AWAY AS EDGE GRABS HIS CHEEK IN ANGER. BACK AT RINGSIDE, VLAD THE IMPALER's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT CARRYING A CHAIN AS FOOTAGE OF HIM BEING ATTACKED BY BATISTA LAST WEEK ON PRIMETIME IS SHOWN. Cole: "Wow, what was that all about"? Heenan: "Good for you Allison. I hope Edge has learned not to mess with other people's business". Cole: "But you can't argue the way he sees it Brain. Oh never mind, coming up folks, we've got a chain match between Vlad the Impaler and Batista based on last week's savage attack by Batista". BATISTA's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH THE CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK. Heenan: "This is not gonna be pretty folks". Cole: "Each man will be equipped with a chain here and he will be able to use that on his opponent however he'd like and it looks like Vlad isn't gonna waste any time". Chain Match Batista vs. Vlad the Impaler The bell never even sounded in this one as the wild Vlad nailed referee Mike Chioda inadvertently in trying to exact some revenge on Batista. Vlad went for an irish whip but Batista reversed it and used his chain to clothesline Vlad. Batista began to wrap the chain around his fist when a man with black hair tied in a ponytail entered the ring with a black shirt that had the word "Universal" on it. It was TWF newcomer Al Laiman. After ducking a clothesline, Laiman hit Batista with a big forearm and then clotheslined him to the floor before helping Vlad to his feet. A furious Batista walked away. Cole: "That's PrimeTime's newest acquisition Al Laiman"! Heenan: "But what's he helping Vlad for"? Cole: "Who knows, Vlad looks as surprised as anyone"! BACKSTAGE.... OUTSIDE W.E. OFFICE.... TRISH IS WAITING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE DOOR WHEN DAWN MARIE COMES UP. Dawn Marie: "Hey Trish, Travis wanted to see me"? Trish: "Yes but I'll just tell you what he wants". Dawn Marie: "Uh, okay". Trish: "Well he told security to make sure Stone Cold left the building and he just wants you to go talk to them and make sure they have". Dawn Marie: "Okay, will do. Tell him I'll be in touch". Trish: "Sure". BACK AT RINGSIDE, RHYNO's MUSIC IS PLAYING AS HE AND JAMIE NOBLE STAND IN THE RING, PREPARED FOR THEIR MATCH. "OVER MY HEAD" BY LIT TRACK HITS AS DYLAN JANSENS AND PERRY SATURN COME OUT TO A GOOD POP AND SOON THEY CHARGE THE RING. Cole: "Well these men have been sneak attacking each other since the show started and this is gonna be a tag team brawl"! Dylan Jansens and Perry Saturn vs. Rhyno and Jamie Noble Although they were teaming together for the first time, Jansens and Saturn worked very well together, making frequent tags in and out. But Jansens got caught with a spinebuster by Rhyno who then backed him into the corner and dug several shoulders into his abdomen before tagging in Noble who came and got some licks in on Jansens as well. Noble focused his attack on Jansens' right knee but after ducking a clothesline off an irish whip, Jansens hit a gorgeous dropkick before tagging in Saturn who came in and agressivley took the fight to Noble. Saturn and Jansens traded off at about 30 second intervals, working on Noble and effectively taking the manbeast out of the match. But after using a low blow which referee Mike Sparks didn't detect, Noble regained his composure. As Saturn tried to get in, so did Rhyno and the two went out of the ring together on a Rhyno clothesline. Noble went to the top rope looking for a double axe handle but Jansens dropkicked him out of mid air and Noble landed hard on the back of his head which allowed Jansens to lock in the "Dragon Stretch" and Noble quickly tapped out, about 5 feet from the ropes. Match Time: 11:28 Cole: "Dylan Jansens has made a serious statement tonight! He took Rhyno's best shots and still defeated Noble with the Dragon Stretch"! Heenan: "They got lucky on this night! Rhyno and Noble will go back to the drawing board and think this one over and I bet you next time we get a different result". Cole: "Well that remains to be seen but on this night, Saturn and Jansens have emerged victorious". COMMERCIAL BREAK...... DEADLY GAMES PROMO RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE.... Cole: "We're back on PrimeTime folks and we're ready for our second fatal four way elimination matchup. Who will be the second man to qualify for the Cell of Survival matchup at Deadly Games"? Fatal 4 way elimination/Cell of Survival Qualifier Jordan Rockwell vs. Val Venis vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Masahiro Chono This was an exciting match featuring four superstars with very different styles. Rockwell and Mysterio made a good pair early as Mysterio caught Chono with spinwheel kick and Rockwell battered Venis with right hands in the corner. He then launched Rey over his shoulders onto Val and Rey completed the move with a monkey flip. He then took down a charging Chono with an armdrag but then turned and dropkicked Rockwell. Chono then went after Rockwell, trying to lock in the STF as Venis and Mysterio traded shots. Rockwell began to fight back after blocking the STF and he whipped Chono right into Venis. Mysterio tried to surprise Rockwell again by going for the "West Coast Pop" but Rockwell countered it into a powerbomb and pinned Rey. Chono jumped right back on the attack of Rockwell and he really began to wear him out. Rockwell reversed an irish whip and the 2 had the same idea, drilling each other with a clothesline. With both men down, Venis capitalized on the situation by going up top and hitting Chono with the "Money Shot" to get the pin. It was down to the 2 former TWF champions and what a final war it was. The two men traded shots and Val seemed primed and ready to put the finishing touches on after hitting a DDT. But Rockwell kicked out after 2 and then blocked a fisherman suplex attempt. The 2 began to trade punches but as he cocked his arm back, Venis inadvertently drilled referee Earl Hebner with his elbow. Off an irish whip, Venis caught Rockwell with a powerslam but when he turned around, Edge was in the ring and he nailed Val with a spear. Edge left the ring as Rockwell rolled over Venis. Hebner recovered to count the 1....2....3. Match Time: 15:19 Cole: "Edge has just ruined Val Venis' chance at returning to the top and Jordan Rockwell has advanced to the Cell of Survival"! Heenan: "Doesn't this guy learn? Allison said to saty out of it"! Cole: "Well apparently Edge didn't listen cause he drilled Val with that spear"! BACKSTAGE.... CAMP CORNETTE DRESSING ROOM... Jim Cornette: "Calm down Chris, it was a mistake". Chris Benoit: "You cost me the match and helped Gundam win! What the hell is that about"?! Cornette: "Like I said, it was a mistake". KID GUNDAM ENTERS. Kid Gundam: "Benoit, get over it, you lost". Benoit: "You want me to get over it"? JUST THEN, BENOIT DRILLS GUNDAM SQUARELY IN THE FACE AND A BRAWL BEGINS. CORNETTE TRIES TO BREAK IT UP BUT BENOIT THROWS HIM TO THE FLOOR ALLOWING GUNDAM TO GET IN A SAVOT KICK. GUNDAM GOES TO CHECK ON CORNETTE WHEN BENOIT GETS UP WITH A CHAIR IN HAND AND WHACKS GUNDAM ACROSS THE BACK. CORNETTE GETS UP AND GETS IN BENOIT's FACE. Cornette: "What the hell are you doing? You're ruining everything Benoit! You.... BENOIT TAKES THE CHAIR AND WRAPS IT OVER CORNETTE's HEAD AND THEN TOSSES IT AT HIS FEET. Benoit: "There, it's ruined". BACK AT RINGSIDE, EVOLUTION's MUSIC HITS AND FRANKIE KAZARIAN COMES OUT TO A GOOD POP. Cole: "Is Camp Cornette finished Brain"? Heenan: "It's tough to tell, but what about Cornette, he was out cold"! Cole: "Sorry, that doesn't bother me. But what about this kid folks? One of the youngest guys on the TWF roster, Frankie Kazarian has challenged the man who is currently in charge of this show. Last week, we saw Brock Lesnar destroy Nova in a match where Wakeman barred Kazarian from ringside but tonight, Kazarian has asked Nova to stay in the back". Heenan: "Well I think that'll end up being a mistake". "MAKE WAY" BY METHOD MAN HITS AS TRISH STRATUS LEADS TRAVIS WAKEMAN OUT TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF BOOS. Cole: "Boy they love this guy". A FANS SIGN THAT STATES "WE WANT SHANE BACK" IS SHOWN. Heenan: "Like him or not Cole, this man has proven himself time and time again in the ring and not only that, but he's come up with the Cell of Survival match for Deadly Games". Cole: "Well I'm pulling for an upset here, if Frankie Kazarian can get on a roll, it could happen". Frankie Kazarian vs. Travis Wakeman w/Trish Wakeman had a grin on his face as the bell rang but Kazarian came right at him. After a collar and elbow tie up, Wakeman used a go behind into a wastelock and when Kazarian went for a back elbow, Wakeman ducked and hit a belly to belly suplex. He then began to showboat to the crowd when Kazarian dropkicked him in the back from behind, knocking Wakeman through the ropes. Kazarian then went to the top turnbuckle and came off with a flying body press which brought the crowd to life. He pulled Wakeman up but Wakeman reversed a whip right into the ring steps and it was all downhill for Kazarian from there. Wakeman began to pick Kazarain apart piece by piece in the ring, looking to set up one of his many submissions. He picked Kazarian up after a side backbreaker and sent him to the ropes but Kazarian ducked a clothesline and went for an immediate heel kick but Wakeman caught him under the leg and dropped him on his head with a wicked t-bone style suplex. Wakeman hooked the leg to get the 1....2....3. Match Time: 4:49 Heenan: "That'll make Frankie Kazarian think twice about messing with Wakeman Enterprises, what a move"! Cole: "Wait a minute folks, Wakeman isn't through". Heenan: "It's time to make an example out of Kazarian". AFTER THE MATCH, WAKEMAN LOCKED THE SHARPSHOOTER ON AS THE BELL CONTINUED TO SOUND. FINALLY, NOVA CAME OUT TO HELP HIS PARTNER AND HE BACKED WAKEMAN TO THE CORNER WITH RIGHT HANDS BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH A BIG DROPKICK. THAT BROUGHT OUT BROCK LESNAR AND HE GOT IN AND ALMOST BEHEADED NOVA WITH A CLOTHESLINE. AFTER A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX THROW ON NOVA, LESNAR LAUNCHED HIM OUT OF THE RING AND WAKEMAN PICKED UP KAZARIAN AND THREW HIM TO THE FLOOR AS WELL. Cole: "This is ridiculous Brain! They're abusing their power"! Heenan: "I love it! PrimeTime is a much better place with Wakeman Enterprises"? BACKSTAGE.... SHAWN MICHAELS SURPRISINGLY ARRIVES AT THE ARENA AS IDALIS APPROACHES HIM. Idalis: "Shawn Michaels, how did you ever make it here"? Shawn Michaels: "Ya know Idalis, after the day I've had, I don't even know. First, I had my bag which contained my plane ticket stolen so I had to catch a new flight and now I can't get a hold of my wife and son". Idalis: "Wait a minute, you weren't involved in a car accident"? Michaels: "No I wasn't involved in a car accident". Idalis: "Oh my gosh, your wife and son are on their way to a hospital in Topeka because they, along with everyone watching were told that you were involved in a serious car accident". Michaels: "What? Oh jesus..... MICHAELS TAKES OFF RUNNING OUT THE DOOR HE CAME IN AS THE SCENE SHIFTS BACK TO RINGSIDE. Cole: "Oh boy Brain, what is going on, that is not a joke". Heenan: "I have no idea, someone reported some bad information". Cole: "Yeah, real bad, but Wakeman and Lesnar are still in the ring and Wakeman has just asked for the mic". Travis Wakeman: "This is a message for all you guys in the back that don't wanna play by my rules. Take a look at these two chumps, this will be any of you if you mess with us! That includes Vlad the Impaler, this new guy Al Laiman, Bradshaw, Rey Mysterio, anybody"! THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS IS HEARD AS STONE COLD's MUSIC HITS AND THE CROWD GOES BERSERK. Heenan: "Hey, he's not supposed to be here"! Cole: "What about Stone Cold Steve Austin? JUST THEM, A FIELD SPRAYER COMES THROUGH THE CURTAINS WITH AUSTIN AT THE WHEEL! Oh my God, look at this"! Heenan: "What is he gonna do with that"?! AS WAKEMAN ENTERPRISES LOOK ON IN DISBELIEF, WATER BEGINS TO SPEW FROM THE MACHINE AS AUSTIN DRENCHES ALL 3 OF THEM. TRISH SLIPS ON THE MAT AND GETS PELTED BY EVEN MORE WATER AS WAKEMAN AND LESNAR TRY TO KEEP THEIR BALANCE. THE WATER STOPS AND AUSTIN CLIMBS ON THE ROOF OF THE MACHINE AND GIVES W.E. THE DOUBLE BIRD AND HIS MUSIC HITS. THE CROWD IS ROWDIER THAN EVER BEFORE. Cole: "I don't think I've ever heard a crowd like this before! Austin has commandeered a field sprayer and he's the one sending the last message tonight"! Heenan: "Austin will pay dearly for this"! OFF AIR.....
