St. Paul, Minnesota
Attendance: 9,173
June 9, 2003
g UPRISING's THEME MUSIC HITS AND CAMERAS GO INSIDE THE TWF LIVEWIRE INN WHERE THE FANS ARE ROWDY, READY FOR ACTION AND READY FOR PRIMETIME. AL SNOW AND THE HONKY TONK MAN COME OUT. SNOW IS WEARING A TWF PAYBACK T-SHIRT. Al Snow: "Welcome to Uprising folks! Plenty to get to tonight before we head out to St. Paul for PrimeTime and Honky, we would be remissed if we didn't mention what a great even Evil Intentions was"! Honky Tonk Man: "It was definitely that! My favorite part of the night was to see the founder of Mattitude, Matt Hardy win the Intercontinental title, a title I made famous"! Snow: "We'll see if he'll be able to hang onto it as long as you did or if he'll fail as you have with your wardrobe selection for the evening! Let's go to the Livewire ring"! THE IS HOUSE RING IS SHOWN AND THE FANS ARE READY AS THE ACTION GETS UNDERWAY. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams vs. Jamie Noble The action got off to a competitive start as Williams, who was invited to compete because it is being rumored the TWF may use him to show the younger stars his realistic style, took it to Noble. Noble got back into it with a swinging ddt but size became a factor and when he missed a splash in the corner, Williams got into a 3 point stance and ran him over with a clothesline to get the victory and pull off somewhat of an upset. SMW Match: Nick Dinsmore vs. Steve Bradley Dinsmore battled the SMW champion to a standstill but when he went for a crucifix takeover, Bradley countered with a death valley driver to get the pin. Orlando Jordan vs. Essa Rios In Rios' return to the TWF, he took on the bigger Orlando Jordan and took a beating from him. But after a hurricanrana into a facebuster, Rios hit his gorgeous moonsault and hooked the leg for the win in a great match. SMW Match: Lance Cade vs. Rob Conway Scouts on hand were also eager to get a look at the Shawn Michaels trained Lance Cade. He impressed early against Conway but Conway showed a lot of resiliency, kicking out after each of his moves. Finally, Cade got a little overzealous and cracked Conway with a steel chair, getting DQ'd. HTM: "Wow, this Cade guy's got a mean streak Snow"! Snow: "Yeah he does, but what about Dr. Death? He's still got it in him"! HTM: "Impressive action as always here on Uprising but they're saying it's time for PrimeTime and what a show it's gonna be"! Snow: "Oh yeah, Rob Van Dam gets his rematch with Lesnar and what in the hell does Aries have planned"? HTM: "We're gonna find out, let's send it to those other two announcers, Cole and the Body"! Snow: "Other two announcers? Sheesh". THE SCREEN FADES OUT AND THE FOX LOGO IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY THE PRIMETIME LOGO.
AS PRIMETIME GOES LIVE, STILL PICTURES ARE SHOWN FROM EVIL INTENTIONS WITH THE ORIGINAL COMMENTARY FROM THE SHOW. THEY START WITH MATT HARDY ELIMINATING CHRIS TIRPAK LAST TO WIN THE BATTLE ROYALE AND BECOME IC CHAMPION FOLLOWED BY BROCK LESNAR DEFEATING ROB VAN DAM TO WIN THE UNIVERSAL CHAMP. "RAP SUPERSTAR" THEN PLAYS THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AND THE FAMILIAR ORANGE FIREWORKS LIGHT THE PLACE UP. WHEN THEY STOP, "619" HITS AND REY MYSTERIO POPS UP FROM UNDER THE STAGE AS CARNEY APPEARS FROM THE BACK AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS. Michael Cole: "We are in St. Paul, Minnesota and what a way to start the show, the two explosive members of Four Elements are on their way out for tag team action"! Jesse Ventura: "And speaking of Four Elements, Chris Benoit has a chance to become number one contender to Brock Lesnar's title in a match with Rhyno later"! Cole: "But will Lesnar even be champ after tonight? RVD has wasted no time in using his return match clause and tonight, he could get the gold back"! HAYABUSA's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH LOKI AND JIM CORNETTE. Ventura: "With the roll Lesnar's been on Cole, I highly doubt it"! Cole: "Also tonight both members of the FBI will be in their first singles matches and Jordan Rockwell is Rick Martel's guest on the Fashion Show. But we're starting things off with a big tag team match that features the lightheavyweight champion"! Ventura: "Hayabusa has been criticized for not defending that title enough but I think he'll silence the naysayers tonight when he and Loki dispose of Mysterio and Carney"! Loki and Hayabusa w/ Jim Cornette vs. Rey Mysterio and Carney As the match started, Mysterio started things off with Loki. Loki circled him, looking for a way to attack but Rey clapped his hands, getting the crowd into it. Loki came at him with some quick kicks but Rey avoided them and slapped him in the chest. Loki was surprised at the speed of Rey Rey and he lunged at him again. But this time, Rey ducked and dropkicked him in the back. Rey then tagged in Carney who slung himself in and kept the pressure on Loki. But when he bounced off the ropes, Cornette grabbed his foot and that allowed Loki to get in a hard kick to the chest. He tagged Hayabusa in who shot himself in with a legdrop. After whipping Carney to the corner, he charged in and jumped on his shoulders. But Carney countered the hurricanrana and locked in a boston crab. Rey tagged himself in and bounced off the ropes, hitting Hayabusa with a dropkick. Hayabusa was in a lot of trouble until Loki came in for the save. Referee Jack Doan forced him back to his corner and Rey stayed on Hayabusa. He whipped him to the corner and attempted a monkey flip but Hayabusa held onto him and spun around, letting go of the 175 pounder. Hayabusa then hit the ring ropes and landed a perfect lionsault. But somehow, Rey kicked out at 2. Hayabusa tagged in Loki and he was relentless with his kicks to the legs of Mysterio. After a straight kick to the gut, he tagged in Hayabusa who whipped Loki to the corner. But Loki missed with his cartwheel spin kick and Mysterio caught Hayabusa with a spinwheel kick. He then tagged in Carney who hit Hayabusa with a 2 handed facebuster. Loki set up Carney for a kick but he ducked and was dropkicked by both men to the floor. Mysterio then yelled "619" and the crowd came to their feet as Hayabusa leaned over the ropes. Mysterio then delivered the 6-1-9 and Carney went to the top rope, delivering the "C-Bomb" and hooking the leg to defeat Hayabusa. Match Time: 9:46 Cole: "The champion just got beat Jesse! I don't think he proved anything to the naysayers"! Ventura: "They got lucky Cole! No way they could do that again"! CARNEY AND MYSTERIO LEAVE TO A HUGE CHEER AS CORNETTE SLAPS THE MAT WITH HIS TENNIS RACKET. Cole: "You gotta wonder what this will mean for Carney, that's a huge win"! BACKSTAGE.... SHANE's OFFICE... CAMERAS ENTER SHANE's OFFICE WHERE RHYNO AND CHRIS BENOIT STAND AT THE FOOT OF HIS DESK. Shane McMahon: "Listen guys, PrimeTime is all about oppurtunity. I give oppurtunity to anyone and I feel at this time, that you two deserve this. So tonight, go out there and have a good, clean match. I wanna see the best man win and go on to Payback to face Lesnar or RVD. Now can we get a handshake"? BENOIT AND RHYNO SHAKE HANDS, BOTH WITH INTENSE LOOKS IN THEIR EYES. COMMERCIAL BREAK.... RETURN FROM BREAK.... AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, MATT HARDY IS SITTING
IN HIS DRESSING ROOM AND THE HURRICANE ENTERS. Hurricane: "Citizen Matt, you won't believe this. I just came from Shane McMahon and
he has given us a match with the Psych Ward tonight". Matt Hardy: "What for? I mean..... Hurricane: "What for? A win would start us on a path to our goal,
the TWF tag team titles". Matt: "In case you haven't noticed, I have a belt. (he holds up the IC title) And in a bit, I'm gonna take care of another piece of business".
OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA.... DRESSING ROOM.... NOVA IS ABOUT TO ENTER HIS DRESSING ROOM
WHEN IDALIS COMES UP. Nova: "Well"? Idalis: "I asked around, everyone says Frankie hasn't shown up yet". Nova: "Okay, thanks". IDALIS WALKS AWAY. Nova: (to himself)
"Where ya at Frankie"? BACK AT RINGSIDE, "TNT" BY AC/DC HITS AND CHRIS TIRPAK COMES OUT WITH HIS TAG TEAM TITLE BELT TO A GOOD CHEER. Cole: "We just saw the man who won the
Intercontinental title but it was this man who came oh so close and if not for Aries, who knows"? Ventura: "Aries made sure that if he didn't win, Tirpak wasn't gonna win either and that has just intensified the situation
between them Cole"! BATISTA's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A MIXED REACTION. Cole: "Things aren't gonna get any easier tonight because he's gotta deal with Batista"! Ventura: "Batista is ready Cole,
he is ready for that next level and I predict that tonight will be the start of that". Chris Tirpak vs. Batista As the bell sounded, Tirpak
struck Batista with some hard right hands, wasting no time trying to take him out. But Batista got in a knee lift followed by a hard shot to the back. He then shot him to the corner and delivered a big back drop. Tirpak found himself
in a lot of trouble early but he hung in, taking Batista's best shots. Off an irish whip, Batista put his head down too early and Tirpak made him pay with a kick to the chest. He then hit him with a hard forearm shiver before whipping him to the corner.
He followed in with a clothesline and got the crowd pumped up before delivering a sideslam. He went for the cover but Batista kicked out at 2. After 3 more heavy rights, Tirpak bounced off the ropes but ran right into a wicked clothesline that turned him
inside out. Batista then covered the limp Tirpak and got the win. Match Time: 5:21 Cole: "Wow, what a shot"! Ventura: "I'm surprised his head is still attached"! Cole: "That was a devastating clothesline and Tirpak didn't even see it coming"!
BATISTA WAS SHOWN WALKING UP THE RAMP WITH A LOOK OF FOCUS IN HIS EYES. Ventura: "I'm tellin' you Cole, this man is on his way, you mark my words"! OUTSIDE THE ARENA.....
OUTSIDE THE ARENA, RAVEN IS SHOWN WITH SEAN O'HAIRE AND KANYON. Raven: "So Sean, looks to me like you didn't quite live up to being Intercontinental champ. Is it okay to let the group down and deviate from.... Kanyon: "Hey, listen man, he knows he
didn't get the job done, but he'll make it up". RAVEN BACKS OFF. Sean O'haire: "We listened to all these promises, all these things you said were gonna happen if we followed the plan". Raven: "You two are my followers and trust me, I have alternate routes to
get where I wanna go. However, I need your support. I can't do it without you two". Kanyon: "Okay.... okay".
"LIVE FOR THE MOMENT" BY MONSTER MAGNET HITS AND MATT HARDY COMES OUT TO A LOT OF HEAT. Cole: "He is the brand new Intercontinental champion
but what is he doing out here? Doesn't he have a tag match to prepare for"? Ventura: "He said he had something to take care of, this must be it"! Matt Hardy: "
Shane McMahon, I'm only gonna say this once. I want you to get out here now and announce me the winner of my pay-per-view match with Travis Wakeman at Evil Intentions
due to a forfeit"! Cole: "What? Has he lost his mind"?! Matt: "Listen, listen, before you start to boo, you need to know the facts. Wakeman signed a contract to face
me one on one at Evil Intentions and what did he do? He now showed, that's what he did. Now after all I put into preparing for that match, should I walk away empty handed?
I don't think so, so Shane, come on out here and raise my arm in victory so I can put this mess with Wakeman behind me". Ventura: "This is a great move by Hardy. He is
presenting facts". Cole: "This is absurb"! "HERE COMES THE MONEY" HITS AND SHANE McMAHON COMES OUT TO A BIG POP WITH A MICROPHONE. Shane McMahon:
"Some guys will stoop to lower levels all the time. Let me remind you Matt, that it was you who forced Wakeman out of that match. Now I can't knock your oppurtunistic approach,
but there is no chance in hell I'm gonna give you a forfeit win! (fans cheer as Matt stomps on the mat) But what I did come out here for is to give you some news. Next week, right
here on PrimeTime, Wakeman will be here, live! So Matt, get ready, I have a feeling he wants to do some catching up with you"! "HERE COMES THE MONEY" HITS AGAIN AND SHANE GOES BACKSTAGE.
MATT IS SHOWN WITH A LOOK OF SHOCK ON HIS FACE. Cole: "Oh yeah! He wasn't expecting that"! Ventura: "Yeah but you know Wakean won't be at one hundred percent! Matt might put him out
permanently"! COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR SPLINTER CELL FOR XBOX IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK.....
AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, THE PRIME TRON PLAYS A PROMO FOR THE LATEST SIGNING TO THE DIVISION.
The Beast.....
discriminated against
feared and hated
A Twisted Kick of Wrath
Vengence....
will be won
(The lights in the arena suddenly go out. The fans begin to hear the playing of "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica. The voice of the 13th Apostle comes up as the big screen shows the words "The Fallen" in fire balls)
13TH APOSTLE: "Today...it is the beginning of a new era. Down with Corporate America...power to all of those who are fallen. There will be a change in power. The Beast is coming. The Fallen wants vengence on all those who choose to follow authority...to follow society. Next week...Corporate America...send your toughest...your meanest...and your most feared! The Beast...the chosen one...will destroy and mutilate his body. And his mind.
Down with Corporate America...power to the new era...power to The Fallen.
(The voice stops and the top of the big screen begins burning down to the bottom on the outsides. The fans are cheering and excited to see the new comer next week.) Cole: "That's next week fans, the debut of The Beast but still to come tonight..... A GRAPHIC POPS UP WITH
THE PRIMETIME LOGO. JORDAN ROCKWELL SHOWN AROUND THE FASHION SHOW SET. The man who defeated
Shane McMahon at Evil Intentions, Jordan Rockwell, will be the guest of Rick "The Model" Martel on the Fashion Show".
Ventura: "I'm sure the model is gonna have some great questions for Rockwell Cole, I can't wait".
BACKSTAGE.... SABLE IS LOOKING AT HERSELF IN A 5 FOOT MIRROR BACKSTAGE WHEN NIDIA
COMES UP. Sable: "Uh, do I know you"? Nidia: "You will, I am the beautiful Nidia and I have been hired as Rick Martel's personal
assisstant. Let me tell you, Sable, you messed up when you turned down that job". Sable: "No honey, I think you're much more qualified
for the position. Besides, I have my sights set on a real man". SABLE WALKS AWAY AS NIDIA JUST SMIRKS. BACK AT RINGSIDE, THE
NEW MUSIC FOR THE FBI HITS AND JOHNNY STAMBOLI COMES OUT, LED BY GUIDO MARITATO. Cole: "We're back on PrimeTime and that
confirms it, Nidia is Martel's personal assisstant". Ventura: "Well here is a couple of guys I've really been waiting to see in action Cole, I
like this tandem". A BLACK DRAGON APPEARS ON THE PRIMETRON AS "OVER MY HEAD" BY LIT TRACK HITS. AS DYLAN JANSENS APPEARS TO
A ROAR, THE DRAGON BREATHES FLAMES. Cole: "We will see both members of the FBI in action tonight Jesse but listen to the response for Jansens"!
Ventura: "The fans are into him but can he get by Stamboli, it won't be easy". Johnny Stamboli w/ Guido Maritato vs.
Dylan Jansens As the bell rang, Maritato jumped on the apron and distracted Jansens which allowed Stamboli to
catch him with a knee in the back followed by a backdrop suplex. With the head start, Stamboli tried to just wear down Jansens. After a gutwrench suplex, he went for
a cover but Jansens stayed in the game, kicking out at 2. But Jansens turned a match Stamboli had dominated around after catching him with an inverted atomic drop
followed by a cactus clothesline. He tried to lock in the Dragon Stretch but Stamboli scurried to the ropes. After catching Jansens with a belly to belly suplex, Stamboli
went to the top rope and connected with a turn around legdrop. He had it and he hooked the leg to get 1.....2...., but Jansens showed great ring presence, using his free leg to
get the bottom ring rope just in time. Moments later, he caught him with a jumping calf kick after ducking a clothesline. Jansens had got a second win and was ready to put the
match away when Raven inexplicably got into the ring and dropped him with the "Raven Effect", causing an obvious DQ. Maritato pulled Stamboli out of the ring and they left
as Raven grabbed a microphone. Match Time: 6:21 Raven: "Hey Dylan, I know you guys think that you've put a damper on my plans. Well, I'm out here to tell you that you
haven't. Ya know, you really should start locking the locker in your dressing room". AS JANSENS TRIED TO PULL HIMSELF OFF THE MAT, RAVEN PULLED A SILVER BRACELET OUT
OF THE POCKET ON HIS LEATHER JACKET. Cole: "What the... it's a bracelet". Ventura: "Who's bracelet"? Raven: "You recognize this Dylan? DYLAN TOOK AN UNSUCCESSFUL SWING AT HIM BEFORE AGAIN
FALLING TO THE MAT. That's right, this is Ashley's bracelet, your good luck charm I suppose. This is a lesson and I hope all your friends take heed Jansens, I'll be seeing you, when you make your heroic attempt to
regain this piece of..... JANSENS GETS UP BUT GETS KICKED IN THE GUT AND STUCK WITH THE RAVEN EFFECT AGAIN. Cole: "Get him out of here! He's outta control"! Ventura: "Out of control? He was calm and collect Cole,
he knew exactly what he was doing". Cole: "He's got something that doesn't belong to him, something given to Dylan by his girlfriend who has since passed on! Raven is a sick individual Jesse, a very sick individual"!
Ventura: "Well Cole, the TWF has decided to go to division only pay-per-views, so it was no surprise that they let the best show go first". Cole: "That's right Jesse, the first ever PrimeTime only
pay-per-view emanates from the Cajun Dome in Lafayette, Louisiana..... so if you've yet to order, make sure you do so now fans, it's gonna be a huge hit"!
KID GUNDAM's MUSIC HUTS AND HE AND JIM CORNETTE ARE BOOED LOUDLY. Ventura: "Alright, more Jim Cornette, now this is good for tv Cole". Cole: "It is"? Jim Cornette: "As the American spokesman for Kid Gundam here, I have a few
words for one Ultimo Dragon. Dragon, Gundam here knows why you haven't appeared, it's fear. You know what'll happen if you mess with him . So if this business with your mask appearing on the PrimeTron keeps up, you will answer to us both.
Oh and another thing...... CORNETTE IS STOPPED IN MID-SENTENCE WHEN HE SEES THE MASK ON THE PRIMETRON. Ventura: "Come on production! He just asked you not to do that"! Cole: "Wait a minute, look out"! THE CROWD WENT
NUTS AS ULTIMO DRAGON CAME FROM OUT OF THE SEA OF FANS AND INTO THE RING. CORNETTE ESCAPED WHEN HE SAW HIM AND THE DRAGON LOKCED IN A DRAGON SLEEPER, GETTING GUNDAM TO TAP OUT. Cole: "It may not have been, but what kind of psychological advantage does that give the Ultimo Dragon who has made his long anticipated arrival here on PrimeTime"! Ventura: "Oh this ain't over Cole, I can
promise ya that"! COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR TWF ACTION FIGURES IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE.... AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, RHYNO's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A GOOD REACTION. Cole: "We're back and it's time to find out who will be the number one contender for the Universal title"! "WHATEVER" BY OUR LADY PEACE HITS
AND CHRIS BENOIT COMES OUT TO A GOOD POP AS THE CROWD COMES TO THEIR FEET. Ventura: "Two of the more
intense individuals on PrimeTime will butt heads here Cole but I don't envy the winner, they have to face Lesnar"! Cole: "Either man
would be a great challenge for Lesnar I believe but that's assuming he gets by RVD, but this could go either way. These two have a mutual respect for one another and the crowd has gotta be
split down the middle". Ventura: "I'm sure the four elements are in the back rootin' on Benoit but I look for Rhyno to hit the Gore and beat him".
#1 Contender for Universal Title Chris Benoit vs. Rhyno This was a
great seesaw battle which was expected. Benoit started off by trying to break the manbeast down and take the match to the mat where he is tough to beat. But after
a go behind, Rhyno caught him with a back elbow followed by a clothesline. Rhyno's mix of power moves and hard right hands wore the Wolverine down until Benoit ducked
a clothesline and ran him down with a running forearm. He then went to the top rope, looking for his diving headbutt. But he came up empty when Rhyno moved out of the way.
Rhyno then perched himself in the corner, waiting for Benoit to get up. When he did, Rhyno charged in with the "Gore" but Benoit moved out of the way and locked in the Crossface.
Rhyno was a little too close to the ropes and grabbed them to get the hold broken. Benoit then went for a snap suplex but Rhyno held the top rope to block it and then dropped him with
a hard spinebuster. But moments later, Benoit avoided a clothesline and grabbed Rhyno around the waist which led to a nice german suplex. Referee Jim Korderas counted the 3 and Rhyno
got up at the same time. After a brief moment of uncertainty, Korderas raised Benoit's arm, ruling he got the pin first. Match Time: 8:19 Cole: "Wow, what a match but was that the right decision"?
Ventura: "It was the right decision Cole, the three count occured first". RHYNO WAS VISIBLY UPSET BY THE DECISION BUT WHEN BENOIT OFFERED A HANDSHAKE, HE RECIPROCATED. "WHATEVER"
THEN HIT AGAIN AND THE CROWD CHEERED AS RHYNO RAISED BENOIT's ARM. Cole: "Now that's great sportsmanship! What a classy move by Rhyno who could just've easily won this thing"! Ventura:
"Well good luck Benoit, let's see you beat Lesnar"! Cole: "I wouldn't say that yet Jesse, RVD gets the shot in just a little while"! BACKSTAGE..... DRESSING ROOM....
BREAKDOWN IS SHOWN IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, LACING HIS BOOTS WHEN CRAZY SHANE ENTERS. Crazy Shane: "You 'bout ready"? Breakdown: "Yes". Shane: "Good,
because he will be watching us tonight". Breakdown: "Then we must do something to make an impact". SHANE GETS AN EVIL SMILE ON HIS FACE AS THE SCENE CUTS BACK TO THE RING. IN THE RING IS NOVA AND EVOLUTION's MUSIC IS PLAYING. Cole: "I'd really like to know who the he is that the Psych Ward seems to be worshipping". Ventura: "With those two,
who knows, it could be nobody"! THE ITALIAN FLAG APPEARS ON THE PRIME TRON AND THE FBI's MUSIC HITS. GUIDO
MARITATO COMES OUT ALONGSIDE JOHNNY STAMBOLI. Cole: "Well here comes the FBI again and it's gonna be Guido versus Nova
and this is an interesting matchup Jesse because when we first saw the FBI, they attacked Frankie Kazarian over something he owed them.
Tonight, Nova will be looking for revenge for his partner". Ventura: "I'm sure Nova would feel a whole lot better with Kazarian in his corner
because trust me, Guido is no slouch". Cole: "Well Guido and Nova go back to the days of ECW but I'd have my eyes on the Bull outside the ring".
Nova vs. Guido Maritato w/ Johnny Stamboli The pace was furious in this one
and it was Nova who got the best of the exchange. After taking a flying back elbow from Guido, Nova ducked a clothesline and drilled him with a dropkick. He then delivered
a series of flesh beating knifedge chops and then a nice vertical suplex. Nova went to the middle turnbuckle and hit a fist drop before hooking the leg and getting a 2 count.
Stamboli jumped on the apron but caught a hard right hand. Guido came from behind with a back suplex and then started to work on the arm of Nova. But after having his arm twisted,
Nova rolled forward and flung Guido to the mat. He then blasted him with a jumping enziguri and Guido fell flat on his face as the "OHHH's" rang through the crowd. Nova covered him but didn't
hook a leg and Guido kicked out at 2. Nova then climbed the ropes as Guido got to his feet and took him out with a moonsault. He had about a 10 count but referee Brian Hebner was occupied with
Stamboli. Nova got up and took a swing at Stamboli but he dropped off the apron. That allowed Guido to get up and hit a fisherman's buster, dropping Nova right on his head to get the 1....2...3.
Match Time: 6:35 Ventura: "He got him! What a move too"! Cole: "The FBI's strength in numbers has propelled them to a win over Nova here but wait, look at this..... THE FANS BEGAN TO CHEER AS
FRANKIE KAZARIAN CAME DOWN THE AISLE AND GOT INTO THE RING JUST AS THE FBI WAS LOOKING TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGE. STAMBOLI AND GUIDO BACKED OFF AS KAZARIAN HELPED UP HIS PARTNER. BUT TO THE
SHOCK OF EVERYONE, KAZARIAN PUT NOVA RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK WHICH DREW IMMEDIATE BOOS! Cole: "What"?! Ventura: "Yeah! He has made the right decision Cole"! KAZARIAN SHOOK HANDS WITH GUIDO AND
STAMBOLI AS SOME FANS EVEN BEGAN TO THROW TRASH INTO THE RING. Cole: "I can't believe what I'm seeing"! Ventura: "The debt must've been too much Cole but Kazarian has joined the FBI"! Cole: "How could you put a dollar amount on
friendship? That's exactly what Kazarian has done"! BACKSTAGE..... SITTING IN A DARK, UNOCCUPIED AREA OF THE ARENA, ARIES IS SHOWN WITH CHONO AND MUTA.
Aries: "It's time men, it's time". ARIES PULLS OUT A BLOW TORCH AND LIGHTS IT AS PRIMETIME GOES TO COMMERCIAL. COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBWAY IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK..... TWF RE-WIND
GOES BACK TO EVIL INTENTIONS AND SHOWS JORDAN ROCKWELL DEFEATING SHANE McMAHON FOLLOWED BY THE MUTUAL SHOW OF
RESPECT AFTERWARDS. CAMERAS SHOW THE SET OF THE FASHION SHOW AS RICK MARTEL's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES
OUT TO A LOT OF BOOS, SPRAYING A BOTTLE OF "ARROGANCE". Cole: "We're back folks and.... Ventura: "And here comes my favorite part of PrimeTime, Martel's
fashion show"! Rick Martel: "Ya know, I used to come to Minnesota and it used to be one of my favorite places to wrestle. THE FANS CHEER. But I have no idea why.
THE CHEERS QUICKLY TURN TO BOOS. Never in my life, have a seen less class in one city than in St. Paul. You people are slobs and it should be renamed, St. Filth". THE FANS WILDLY BOO.
Cole: "The fans don't like that remark and I don't blame 'em. Who does Martel think he is". Ventura: "He's wearing five hundred dollar shades and he's got his own show, he can say what he wants".
Martel: "I suppose you people are gonna scream your heads off when I announce tonight's guest, but little does he know, that will be the focus of my conversation with him. So bring him out". "ROCK HARD" BY JA RULE
HITS AND PYRO SPARKS OFF AS JORDAN ROCKWELL COMES OUT TO A HUGE CHEER. Cole: "You're damn right they're gonna cheer, it's showtime"! Martel: "Please Jordan, have a seat. ROCKWELL HESITANTLY SITS DOWN
IN ONE OF THE CHAIRS. Now, I want you to take a look at something Rockwell. Come on out Nidia". NIDIA's MUSIC PLAYS AND SHE COMES OUT, MOSTLY TO BOOS. Ventura: "Here she comes". Cole: "Nidia on the fashion show?
It could do her some good". Martel: "Now Rockwell, this is my personal assisstant, Nidia. Not yours, mine. She agrees that I know fashion like no other and you, well you're just average. Now, what I wanna know is, are the rumors true? Have you and Lita,
ya know, tied the knot? I couldn't help but notice the band on your finger". Jordan Rockwell: "Listen Rick, with all due respect, I really wanted to come out here and talk about my match with Shane and how I think he and I..... Martel: "Well that's nice, but what I
wanna talk about is all these screams I hear when you come out. It makes me sick. I thought people had better taste and then I hear this rumor that you and Lita had some sort of private wedding"? Rockwell: (sternly) "Ask me a question about my match Rick".
Martel: "This is my show Rockwell, I'll ask what I wanna ask and I wanna know what is so good about you. Do you have a face that could appear in magazines across the world, like mine? Do you have the toned, athletic body that I do? (laughs) Ya know, who am I kidding.
I may have sold these stupid people short, they do have bad taste. But I know.... I know Lita doesn't". JUST THEN, ROCKWELL GETS UP OUT OF THE CHAIR AND DECKS MARTEL TO A GREAT REACTION. HE THEN WALKS OFF AS NIDIA GETS DOWN TO CHECK ON MARTEL
WHO IS WORRIED HIS SUNGLASSES MAY BE BROKEN. Ventura: "Are you kidding me? He can't put his hands on Martel"! Cole: "It was a matter of time Jesse! Martel said the wrong thing at the wrong time and he paid for it"! Ventura: "Oooh, well I have a feeling Rockwell's
gonna wish he didn't do that"! "DU HAST" BY RAMMSTEIN HITS AND THE PSYCH WARD COMES OUT AND IS LOUDLY BOOED. Cole: "Tag team action is next here
fans and what a wild night it's been and Jesse, it may get wilder with these two". Ventura: "Well keep in mind that "he" is watching this and I don't like the
position that Mattitude is in". "LIVE FOR THE MOMENT" BY MONSTER MAGNET HITS AND MATTITUDE COMES OUT TO MORE BOOS. Cole: "Matt Hardy didn't even
seem interested when he found out that The Hurricane got them this match. Then he came out and demanded a forfeit win over Travis Wakeman only to have Shane McMahon
tell him that Wakeman will already be back, right here next week"! Ventura: "Well I think Matt had a point, Wakeman did sign a binding contract and he no showed at Evil Intentions"!
Cole: "Gee, I wonder why"? Mattitude vs. The Psych Ward As Matt Hardy and the Hurricane made their way
down the ramp, The Psych Ward left the ring and attacked them. After dropping Matt with a right hand, Shane grabbed the IC title and hit him right in the head with it. They then double teamed the Hurricane
as Matt grabbed his title and left through the crowd. The Hurricane had no chance to fight back and after being overwhelmed, Shane encouraged Breakdown to drive Hurricane into the ramp with a powerbomb.
With a distant look in his eyes, Breakdown delivered and The Hurricane was out. Finally, arena security came out and The Psych Ward fought them all off. It took about 10 men but they finally gained control and
led the 2 to the back. Cole: "My god, what has gotten into those two"?! Ventura: "They've been wanting to make a statement since they got here Cole and I think they just made it"! Cole: "And what kind of
champion is Matt Hardy? He left The Hurricane high and dry to get decimated"! TWF RE-WIND SHOWS FOOTAGE FROM EVIL INTENTIONS WHEN ARIES TOLD CHONO AND MUTA
THAT AMERICA WOULD NEVER FORGET THE NEXT PRIMETIME. BACK TO LIVE ACTION, THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND A BLUE STREAK FLASHES THROUGH THE ARENA BEFORE ARIES MUSIC HITS
ALONG WITH THE SOUND OF THUNDER. HE COMES OUT TO THE LOUDEST BOOS ALL NIGHT WITH CHONO AND MUTA RIGHT BEHIND HIM. Aries: "Those words have been ringing through my head since he said them Jesse and I dread what
we're about to see". Ventura: "I don't know why officials continue to allow this guy to come out here and bash the great United States. It just doens't make any sense. Tonight, we're in my home state and I don't wanna see it".
Aries: "Lately, there has been a band of Americans sticking their nose in our business. Typical Americans, ganging up on someone who says something they don't wanna hear. Do you people forget that this great country as you call it, dropped two
atomic bombs on Japan, where my allies here are from?! You people make us sick! Killing innocent people means nothing, as long as you show how tough you are. All it takes is the wrong comment, and your great President is ready to go to war. We have real war heroes
to be proud of. Himler, Rommel, Von Klugah and Ishiito.... to name a few. So tonight, we are going to use this ring as a platform to display our hatred for this country. Now Bush, you will probably declare war on us for this too but you know nothing of it, you don't wanna mess with us.
JUST THEN, THE FANS START TO CHEER WHEN KURT ANGLE, BRADSHAW AND CHRIS TIRPAK COME OUT. THE 6 MEN START TO BRAWL BUT ARIES TAKES OUT BRADSHAW WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GROIN. HE THEN GOES OUT AND GRABS A STEEL CHAIR AND WHACKS TIRPAK ACROSS THE BACK.
ANGLE IS FIGHTING OFF BOTH CHONO AND MUTA BUT ARIES CROWNS HIM WITH THE CHAIR AS WELL. ARIES REACHES INTO THE BACK POCKET OF HIS FATIGUES AND PULLS OUT AN AMERICAN FLAG AND THE BLOW TORCH! Ventura: "No way"! VENTURA THROWS OFF THE HEADSET AND GETS INTO
THE RING. ARIES THROWS A RIGHT HAND BUT VENTURA BLOCKS IT AND COMES BACK WITH 3 OF HIS OWN BEFORE CLOTHESLINING HIM TO THE FLOOR! CHONO AND MUTA SLIDE OUT OF THE RING AS THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY WILD. Cole: "Alright Jesse! That oughta show them who they're messin' with"!
VENTURA STANDS IN THE RING HOLDING UP THE FLAG AS ARIES, CHONO AND MUTA BACK AWAY IN ANGER. COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR 7 UP. RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE.... RIGHT AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, "ONE OF A KIND" BY BREAKING POINT HITS AND ROB VAN DAM
COMES OUT TO A HUGE CHEER. Cole: "We're back and my partner has rejoined me to call the main event"! Ventura: "I'm sorry Cole but I couldn't take any more of that crap! I might get my ass kicked
for it eventually but I love this country and I love our armed forces and as far as I'm concerned, they can go to hell"! A CORD STRIKES AND BROCK LESNAR's MUSIC HITS LEADING OUT THE BRAND NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION.
Cole: "We saw Chris Benoit become the number one contender for this title earlier tonight and we're about to see a rematch from Evil Intentions to see who he'll face"! Lesnar: RVD better come out with a different gameplan tonight if
he has any hope of winning. The next big thing handled him easily last time". Cole: "Okay Jesse, I agreed with what you just did in that ring, showing all these fans what the body used to make a living doing, but RVD is capable of beating this
guy and he could easily make him a one hit wonder tonight". Ventura: "Lesnar a one hit wonder? That's absurd Cole". TWF Universal Title Return Match Challenger... Rob Van Dam vs. Brock Lesnar
RVD made sure not to fall into the grasp of Lesnar as he peppered him with some quick kicks and jabs. After ducking a clothesline, he caught him with a spin kick on the jaw followed by a split legged moonsault that got him a 2
count. RVD then whipped him to the corner and drove some hard shoulders into his abdomen before backflipping and trying a diving shoulder but Lesnar got a knee up in his head and then took him to the mat with a tackle. Lesnar then locked in a bear hug on the mat,
trying to suck the energy out of not only RVD, but the crowd as well. But RVD hung tough and elbowed his way out. After ducking a clothesline off an irish whip, RVD caught Lesnar with a springboard cross body which got him a long 2 count. Lesnar was knocked off his game and
RVD looked poised to pull an upset. But when RVD went to the top rope, Lesnar got to his knee and pulled referee Earl Hebner into him as Charlie Haas ran out and pulled RVD all the way down onto the top rop, right on his neck. After the guillotine like effect, RVD walked right into the
"F5" and Lesnar hooked both legs for the win. Match Time: 6:21 Ventura: "Again! That's twice Cole and right now, I'm gonna call it! Brock Lesnar is having the best run in TWF history"! Cole: "But what in the hell does Charlie Haas have to do with this? He had no business getting involved
in this match"! BROCK LESNAR's MUSIC HITS AND HE HOLDS THE TITLE UP WITH BOTH HANDS. Ventura: "There ya go Chris Benoit. Maybe it would've been better if you let Rhyno win"! Cole: "Who can knock Lesnar off the mountain? Especially with Haas on the side"!
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