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Pan American Center

Las Cruces, New Mexico

Attendance: 10,470

October 13, 2003

UPRISING RESULTS

A full slate of action here on Uprising tonight with some great performances by the SMW guys who were called in.

Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore vs. Slater Vain and Derek Niekirk (invitees)

Niekirk and Vain, considered two of the top talents on the indy scene, had little chance against the Million Dollar Corporation's Conway and Dinsmore. After a wicked neckbreaker by Conway on Niekirk led to a 3 count, Dinsmore smashed Vain with a steel chair shot and the two rubbed their fingers to the crowd, the universal sign of money.

SMW Match: Lance Cade and Shawn Evans vs. Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger

Cade and Evans, teaming together for the first time, were outclassed by a good team and eventually, Swinger hit the "Swing Thing" on Evans for the win after Cade fell victim to the "Simonizer".

SMW Match: Axl Irvin vs. Carly Colon

Fans were introduced to the newest superstar in SMW, Axl Irvin and he pounded Colon from one side of the ring to the other until Colon caught him with a spinwheel kick that led to a flurry of offense. But after the ref took an accidental bump, Irvin lowblowed Colon and rolled him up for the win.

SMW Match: Shannon Moore vs. Johnny Jeter

Two men with very similar styles put on the match of the night. But after hitting the flying helo, Moore got back on the winning track.

Dylan Jansens vs. Rosey w/ Jamal

Jansens took a lot of punishment from the 400 pound Rosey but would not go away. Rosey missed with a big splash and Jansens opened up on him. After a senton splash off the top rope, Jansens knocked Jamal off the apron and turned the big man over with the Dragon Stretch, getting the tap out.

RIGHT AFTER THE FOX LOGO IS SHOWN, A LARGE SHIP IS SHOWN ON DARK, CALM WATERS. ON THE SHIP, A MAN IS SHOWN LOOKING THROUGH A SMALL PAIR OF ONE EYED BINOCULARS, A LIKENESS OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

"WE'VE FOUND IT", HE PROCLAIMS.

THE SHIP COMES TO SHORE AND SEVERAL MEN HOP OFF IT IN RELIEF AND SMALL CELEBRATION. BUT THEY QUICKLY HOP BACK ON WHEN FROM AROUND THE MOUNTAIN APPEARS BROCK LESNAR AND BATISTA IN GIANT FORM.

LESNAR AND BATISTA START LAUGHING AS A GIANT-LIKE SABLE POPS UP AND SAYS, "THOSE BOYS ARE LUCKY... THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT HERE".

"RAP SUPERSTAR STARTS TO PLAY BEFORE PRIMETIME's MONTAGE ROLLS. THE PAN AMERICAN CENTER IS THEN LIT UP WITH FIREWORKS AND THE SECOND THEY'RE DONE, "619" HITS AND REY MYSTERIO POPS UP FROM UNDER THE RAMP TO A THUNDEROUS CHEER.

Michael Cole: "We welcome you to this Christopher Columbus day edition of TWF PrimeTime and we're kickin' things off with one of the industry's greatest discoveries... Rey Mysterio"!

Jesse Ventura: "We're live in Las Cruces and happy to be here Cole... this should be a great ride as always"!

THE FBI's MUSIC HITS AND GUIDO MARITTAO COMES OUT TO A LOT OF HECKLING AND BOOS.

Cole: "If you're stunned that Guido is alone tonight, it's because members of the FBI and the Four Elements have been asked to stay in back during this match".

Ventura: "The FBI is as sick as I am of these Four Elements Cole and they're gonna put an end to them... for good"!

Cole: "Well it seems that they have asked for help from Ted Dibiase's Million Dollar Corporation but there's gotta be more to it than just that. The FBI is the ones who went to Dibiase looking to get paid"!

Ventura: "How do you Dibiase doesn't share the FBI's disdain for them"?

Rey Mysterio vs. Guido Maritato

This was a quick paced matchup with a lot of action. Mysterio was on the offensive early, catching Guido with a backspring into the ropes followed by an elbow after being whipped in. He then caught Guido with a dropkick to the face as he tried to get up before whipping him in and hitting a body scissor into a bulldog. He then shot Guido to the corner and charged in but Guido moved and he posted his right shoulder which allowed the FBI leader to get back into it. After a shoulder breaker, Guido locked in a fujiwara armbar. But Rey countered out of it and bounced off the ropes but Guido kicked him in the gut and delivered a nice spiral powerbomb before going back to the arm. He bodyslammed Rey right on it before connecting with a sliding dropkick of his own. After another scoop slam, Guido went to the outside and climbed the turnbuckle. But he took his time and yelled at some of the fans before coming off and being dropkicked by Rey right into the ropes. As Guido hung over the middle ring rope, the crowd came to it's feet to see the 6-1-9 performed to perfection. Rey then hit the "drop of the dime" legdrop to the back of the neck and rolled Guido over for the 1....2.....3.

Match Time: 7:11

Cole: "Rey Mysterio has won it by dropping the dime but look out... here comes Kazarian and Stamboli"!

THE REST OF THE FBI HIT THE RING BUT REY SCATTERED AND AS THEY TURNED BACK AROUND, THE FBI WAS MET BY THE REST OF THE ELEMENTS WHO CLEARED THE RING OF THEM, DYLAN JANSENS FINALLY KNOCKING KAZARIAN TO THE FLOOR WITH A JUMPING CALF KICK AS THE ELEMENTS THEME BY OUR LADY PEACE PLAYED.

Ventura: "This is getting interesting Cole! I just hope the Elements know what they're dealing with"!

Cole: "These four men stand together and I know they'll meet any challenge as a unit.. there's no question of that"!

THE FBI WALKED AWAY, POINTING FINGERS AT THE ELEMENTS AND MARITATO MOUTHED THE WORDS "JUST WAIT" THEIR WAY.

BACKSTAGE....

CHRIS TIRPAK AND BRADSHAW ARE SHOWN STANDING IN FRONT OF A TROPHY CASE. TIRPAK HAS THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE OVER HIS SHOULDER.

Chris Tirpak: "Listen man, I know you're upset, we didn't look good last week".

Bradshaw: "You're right Chris, I am upset... we sucked! But I know what we're capable of as a team and I know what you're capable of by yourself. I don't want our team to distract you from defending this.

HE PUTS HIS HAND ON THE BELT.

Now go out there and whip Raven's ass"!

Tirpak: "Thanks man".

TIRPAK AND BRADSHAW KNOCK FISTS AS PRIMETIME GOES TO COMMERCIAL.

DON'T MISS GAME 1 OF THE WORLD SERIES ON FOX WHEN THE WINNER OF THE BOSTON/NEW YORK SERIES TAKES ON PUDGE RODRIGUEZ AND THE FLORIDA MARLINS.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE...

AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS AND MORTIS APPROACH KID GUNDAM.

Christopher Daniels: "No match again tonight? You see, this is exactly what this company does... holds down deserving talent. So Gundam, Mortis and I have decided to make it so they have to put you out there.... as one of The Chosen".

Kid Gundam: "Let me think about it".

BACK AT RINGSIDE, "ROCK HARD" BY JA RULE IS PLAYING AND JORDAN ROCKWELL IS IN THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE.

Jordan Rockwell: "Cut the music"!

Cole: "Welcome back to PrimeTime folks and during the break, Jordan Rockwell came out here and he doesn't look too happy Jesse".

Rockwell: "I just got off the phone with Shane McMahon and he told me that me and Rhyno's tag team match is off for tonight.

THE FANS START TO BOO.

Why? Because Rhyno has mysteriously run into travel problems. Well it ain't no mystery to me.. Lesnar and Batista, I know you're behind this! So get your asses out here and we'll see who's having travel problems"!

Cole: "Rockwell has called out the two man power trip"!

Ventura: "I my gosh.... look at her Cole"!

SABLE APPEARS IN THE ENTRYWAY WITH A MIKE OF HER OWN.

Sable: "Oh Rockwell, what makes you think Batista and Brock have anything to do with that moron Rhyno not being able to make it tonight? Do you have any proof? I mean, we all know Rhyno probably can't drive.... that takes some brains you know. Why don't we look at the facts"?

Cole: "Wait a minute......

ROCKWELL IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY BATISTA AFTER HE AND LESNAR ENTERED THE RING THROUGH THE CROWD. LESNAR THEN DELIVERS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND BATISTA CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING. AFTER WHIPPING ROCKWELL INTO THE RING STEPS AND KNOCKING THEM APART, BATISTA PLACES ROCKWELL's HAND ON THE STAIRS AS LESNAR PICKS UP THE TOP HALF, READY TO DROP IT.

Ventura: "This is gonna be ugly"!

Cole: "They're gonna try and permanently take Rockwell's wrist apart"!

Ventura: "What the hell"?!

JUST THEN, THE ULTIMO DRAGON COMES OUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HITS LESNAR IN THE RIGHT KNEE BEFORE TURNING AND HITTING BATISTA WITH IT. THE 2 MAN POWER TRIP AND SABLE THEN RETREATED AS THE ULTIMO DRAGON's MUSIC HIT AND HE HELPED ROCKWELL UP TO A HUGE CHEER.Ventura: "But in doing so, he may've sealed his own fate"!

OUTSIDE THE ARENA

A WHITE LIMOSINE PULLS UP AND COMES TO A STOP. THE CHAFFUER GETS OUT AND OPENS THE DOOR. TED DIBIASE AND CHARLIE HAAS STEP OUT AND DIBIASE HANDS THE CHAFFUER A $100 BILL.

Ted Dibiase: "Ugh, is there any place worse than New Mexico"?

CHARLIE HAAS JUST KINDA SHRUGS.

INSIDE THE ARENA, THE LIGHTS GO OUT AND "END OF EVERYTHING" HITS, PLAYING RAVEN TO THE RING.

Cole: "Charlie Haas will face The Hurricane later tonight but it's time for an Intercontinental title match"!

Ventura: "This is Tirpak's first title defense and he better be ready against a veteran like Raven".

"TNT" BY AC/DC HITS AND THE FANS WELCOME CHRIS TIRPAK WITH A BIG POP AS PYRO FIRES OFF. HE COMES OUT WITH THE IC TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST.

Cole: "Chris Tirpak survived a grueling triple threat match at Eruption to win this title and he got the okay from his tag team partner Bradshaw to go ahead and focus on his singles career for now".

Ventura: "Well Bradshaw can't help him here and Raven is more than capable of walkin' outta here the champ Michael Cole"!

TWF Intercontinental Title Match

Challenger.... Raven vs. Chris Tirpak

The two men locked up after the bell sounded and Raven made up for a slight height disadvantge with an eye gouge and then a kneelift. Tirpak battled back with two hard right hands but Raven stabilized him with a headbutt. Raven then shot him to the ropes but Tirpak exploded off with a clothesline. He then whipped Raven to the ropes and delivered a tilt-a-whirl slam followed by a nice elbow drop. He covered him and hooked the leg but Raven kicked out at 2. Tirpak really slowed things down but Aries made his way down the ramp and to ringside. Referee Mike Chioda noticed him and sent him back immediately, threatening to DQ Raven. Aries left and this provided enough of a distraction to Tirpak for Raven to come from behind with a flying knee followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Raven pulled him up by the hair and walked him into the corner where he climbed the turnbuckle before riding him to the mat with his knee in the back of the head. Raven topped him but failed to hook a leg and only got a 2 count. Raven argued a little with Chioda before whipping Tirpak to the corner and connecting with his clothesline bulldog combination. But again, he only got a 2 count. Raven then kicked him in the gut and locked him in for the "Raven Effect" but Tirpak countered out of it with a backbody drop. He then shot Raven in but put his head down too soon and Raven pulled him in again for the "Raven Effect" only to have Tirpak reverse it right into the Impaler DDT and then hook the leg for the 1.....2.....3.

Match Time: 9:21

Cole: "Oh what a reversal! Tirpak has won and successfully defended the title here on PrimeTime"!

Ventura: "I gotta agree Cole, that was great conuter wrestling and Tirpak remains champ"!

Cole: "Will the singles career blossom for Tirpak again? There doesn't seem to be anything standing in his way"!

COMMERCIAL BREAK....

A COMMERCIAL FOR TACO BELL... THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN IS SHOWN.

RETURN FROM BREAK...

FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF SHANE McMAHON ARRIVING AT THE ARENA.

BACK AT RINGSIDE, THE HURRICANE AND CYCLONE ARE IN THE RING AND THE FANS ARE SHOWING THEIR ADORATION FOR THEM. BUT THEY QUICKLY START TO BOO WHEN TED DIBIASE's LAUGH IS HEARD OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS AND "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY" HITS AND DIBIASE COMES OUT WITH CHARLIE HAAS.

Cole: "The Hurricane is set to take on Charlie Haas but get this folks. We just saw the arrival of Shane McMahon and upon hearing about what took place earlier, he has made a non-title match for tonight between The Ultimo Dragon and the Universal champ Brock Lesnar"!

Ventura: "How bad does the Dragon really want that? And do I have this right Cole.... Dibiase's gonna join us for color commentary"?!

Cole: "Yeah.. unfortuntately you have it right".

DIBIASE PULLS UP A CHAIR AND HAS A SEAT. HE THEN PUTS ON SOME HEADPHONES.

Ted Dibiase: "What do you mean unfortunate Cole? You better watch it or I'll find your replacement and he'll make a hell of a lot more than you".

Cole: "Alright Dibiase, can you at least tell the people out there what you want here in the TWF"?

Dibiase: "What do I want? It's more like, what are people willing to give me. Ya see Cole, my name is not as recognized here in this industry as it should be. So I came back to make sure I leave that indelable mark, ya know".

Ventura: "I understand that".

Cole: "Okay, so what's with Haas, Conway and Dinsmore? Why them"?

Dibiase: "They are in my opinion the three greatest young superstars here in the TWF and like everybody, theyhad a price and they'll be happy to do my bidding. (he laughs)

Ventura: "So let's sit back and watch Haas dismantle this punk Hurricane Cole"!

Charlie Haas vs. The Hurricane

Haas tried to use his amatuer skills to take the Hurricane out easy but after escaping a suplex attempt, Hurricane bounced off the ropes and knocked Haas down with a jumping clothesline. He then went to the top rope and hit the Overcast neckbreaker which got him a 2 count. Hurricane then backed up and went for a superkick but Haas caught his foot and delivered a shinbreaker. Haas then drove his knee into Hurricane's knee, causing a lot of discomfort. But when he picked him up, he shot him to the corner and charged in only to eat Hurricane's boot. Hurricane then flew out with another nice jumping neckbreaker and sized him up for the Shining Wizard. But Hurricane botched the move, twisting his leg on the mat and Haas went right into the "Haas of Pain", getting him to tap out.

Match Time: 5:28

Dibiase: "That's it... ring the bell. Let me ask you guys, what kind of super powers were those"?

Ventura: "Super powers or not, you can't escape the Haas of Pain"!

Dibiase: "What is this punk doing"?

CYCLONE GOT ON THE APRON AND BEGAN ARGUING WITH HAAS WHEN DIBIASE CAME FROM BEHIND AND PULLED HIM OFF BEFORE PUSHING HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST. DIBIASE THEN ROLLED CYCLONE INTO THE RING AND HAAS DELIVERED HIS EXPLODER SUPLEX TO HURRICANE. DIBIASE THEN PULLED OUT 2 ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS AND SHOVED THEM DOWN EACH OF THE SUPERHEROES' THROATS AS THEIR MUSIC HIT.

Ventura: "Now that's what I call dirty money"!

Cole: "That's what Dibiase's got these guys working for and who knows how many others! He thinks he can buy his way to the top"!

Ventura: "Don't put it past him Cole and always rememeber.... everybody's got a price"!

BACKSTAGE... SHANE's OFFICE....

SHANE IS AT HIS DESK WHEN THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND RIC FLAIR COMES IN WITH RANDY ORTON.

Ric Flair: "McMahon! What in the hell are you doin'? Orton wanted the Ultimo Dragon tonight..... there's gonna be nothin' left of him when Lesnar's done"!

Shane McMahon: "That's the way it goes fellas... I already made the match".

Randy Orton: "Listen Shane, I'm tired of getting jerked around. Quit discriminating against me just because I'm the boy wonder.... not you".

Shane: "Is that right? You're gonna get your chances but the more you bitch to me, the more I jerk you around... capiche"?

FLAIR GRABS ORTON's ARM AND LEADS HIM OUT OF THE OFFICE.

IN THE RING, "LIVE FOR THE MOMENT" BY MONSTER MAGNET IS PLAYING AND JAMIE NOBLE IS IN THE RING WITH A FAN.

Cole: "Well I don't know what to make of this. Jamie Noble has called a young fan into the ring".

Ventura: "This guy can't be more than what.... fifteen"?

Jamie Noble: "Alright boy, this here's your lucky night. Ya see, I chose you out of all these people to become an honorary Mattitude follower. I mean, Mattitude could help you get straight A's in school, it could help you become captain of the football team, hell, it could help you get a female for the first time in your life. So tell me kid, how long you been a TWF fan"?

Fan: "Almost four years now"!

Noble: "Alright.... and do you follow Mattitude"?

Fan: "Uh no, not really".

Ventura: "Bad answer".

Noble: "Okay kid, well tonight, I'm gonna give you one chance to change that. So this here is the official Mattitude t-shirt, you wanna put it on"?

NOBLE PICKS UP A T-SHIRT OFF THE MAT AND HOLDS IT UP.

Fan: "Uh no, but can I try on your belt"?

Cole: "There ya go"!

Noble: "Oh, you wanna see my belt"?

NOBLE UNSTRAPS HIS LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BUT THEN RAMS THE KID's FACE WITH IT, KNOCKING HIM TO THE MAT. NOBLE THEN SLAPS ON THE TRAILER HITCH WHILE SCREAMING, "YOU WANT A SHOT AT THE TITLE"? FINALLY, NOBLE RELEASES THE HOLD.

Noble: "Who else?! Who else wants a shot at my title"?!

"HAUNTED" BY EVANESCENCE HITS AND SHANE THOMPSON IS OUT TO A HUGE POP WITH A MIKE IN HAND.

Cole: "Alright... pick on someone your own size Noble"!

Shane Thompson: "Impressive... very impressive Noble, you just beat up a kid in junior high, yet he is taller than you. Who wants a shot at your title? I do"!

Noble: "You want a shot at this? (points to the belt in his hand) When"?

Thompson: "I'll let you name the time and place".

JUST THEN, THOMPSON IS BLINDSIDED BY MATT HARDY WHO TAKES IT TO HIM AS NOBLE STARTS LAUGHING.

Cole: "Matt Hardy has come out and he's laying into Shane Thompson"!

Ventura: "It serves him right Cole, he should've minded his own business"!

MATT HARDY HELPS SHANE UP ONLY FOR NOBLE TO DRILL HIM WITH THE BELT.

"LIVE FOR THE MOMENT" THEN HITS AND MATT RAISES THE VERSION 1 SIGN ON HIS HAND AS NOBLE RAISES THE BELT.

Cole: "There's gonna be a time and a place for Noble to go heads up with Thompson and I predict we will see a new Lightheavyweight champion when we do"!

Ventura: "If he lasts that long"!

BACKSTAGE.....

THE FANS INSIDE THE ARENA LOUDLY CHEER WHEN "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN IS SHOWN WALKING BACKSTAGE, DRINKING A CAN OF BEER.

HE COMES ACROSS A STAGE HAND.

Stone Cold: "Hey, get some more beer in my office, I'm about out"!

Stage hand: "sure thing".

RIC FLAIR AND RANDY ORTON COME UP.

Flair: "Austin, you better be reasonable, tell him Randy"!

Orton: "I just asked Shane for a rematch with Ultimo Dragon and he's already put him in a match with Brock Lesnar. I want him first"!

Stone Cold: "You got beat kid, live with it. It happens to all of us. If that's Shane's match, I'm not gonna change it".

Orton: "Then you better not hold me responsible for my actions".

ORTON AND FLAIR WALKS WAY AS AUSTIN TAKES A SWIG OF BEER AND SMILES.

COMMERCIAL BREAK......

A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW BACKYARD WRESTLING VIDEO GAME IS SHOWN.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE....

AS PRIMETIME RETURNS, IDALIS ENTERS THE LOUD LOCKER ROOM OF THE FBI.

Idalis: "Uh, excuse me, you guys have an announcement"?

FRANKIE KAZARIAN STANDS UP.

Frankie Kazarian: "Damn right we do! Jansens, you and me, next week on PrimeTime! I'm challenging you boy so we'll see what happens when the Dragon meets up with the Wave of the Future"!

AT RINGSIDE, ULTIMO DRAGON's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A GOOD POP.

Cole: "Speaking of dragons, here comes the Ultimo Dragon and let's go back and show you what happened earlier tonight.....

Sable: "Oh Rockwell, what makes you think Batista and Brock have anything to do with that moron Rhyno not being able to make it tonight? Do you have any proof? I mean, we all know Rhyno probably can't drive.... that takes some brains you know. Why don't we look at the facts"?

Cole: "Wait a minute......

ROCKWELL IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY BATISTA AFTER HE AND LESNAR ENTERED THE RING THROUGH THE CROWD. LESNAR THEN DELIVERS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND BATISTA CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING. AFTER WHIPPING ROCKWELL INTO THE RING STEPS AND KNOCKING THEM APART, BATISTA PLACES ROCKWELL's HAND ON THE STAIRS AS LESNAR PICKS UP THE TOP HALF, READY TO DROP IT.

Ventura: "This is gonna be ugly"!

Cole: "They're gonna try and permanently take Rockwell's wrist apart"!

Ventura: "What the hell"?!

JUST THEN, THE ULTIMO DRAGON COMES OUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HITS LESNAR IN THE RIGHT KNEE BEFORE TURNING AND HITTING BATISTA WITH IT. THE 2 MAN POWER TRIP AND SABLE THEN RETREATED AS THE ULTIMO DRAGON's MUSIC HIT AND HE HELPED ROCKWELL UP TO A HUGE CHEER.

That prompted Shane McMahon to set up this match"!

A CORD STRIKES AND BROCK LESNAR's MUSIC HITS. HE COMES OUT HOPPING IN PLACE WITH THE UNIVERSAL TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST.

Ventura: "Tonight, we're gonna see what happens when the dragon meets up with the pain"!

Cole: "We have just been given word that Dylan Jansens has accepted the challenge of Frankie Kazarian for next week but here we have a non-title match and probably not only the biggest match of Ultimo Dragon's young TWF career, but also the toughest"!

Non-title Match

Ultimo Dragon vs. Universal Champ Brock Lesnar

Right after Lesnar removed his title, Ultimo was on him with quick strike kicks and chops. But that was about all the offense he could get in as Lesnar about threw him out of the ring with an overhead belly to belly suplex. He then delivered a clothesline that turned him inside out and mercifully put him away with the "F5".

Match Time: 1:39

Cole: "Oh my.... that may be a record"!

Ventura: "Are you sure this was a good decision Shane? The Ultimo Dragon would've been better off against Godzilla"!

Cole: "Wait a minute... there's Orton"!

AS LESNAR WALKED AWAY WITH HIS TITLE, RANDY ORTON ENTERED THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND DROPPED IT ON THE MAT. ULTIMO DRAGON GOT UP BUT WALKED RIGHT INTO THE "RKO", RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR.

Ventura: "Oh.... RKO"!

Cole: "Now there's no need for that! That's what he meant by not being held responsible.... I damn sure hope he is"!

BACKSTAGE....

ESSA RIOS IS IN THE ARENA LOUNGE AND IS TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HELP HIM WITH SOMETHING, BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. RIOS GIVES UP AND EXITS THE LOUNGE BUT WAITING OUTSIDE IS SEAN O'HAIRE. HE HANDS RIOS A CAN OF SODA.

Sean O'haire: "Pop machine take your money? Here ya go.

RIOS TAKES IT.

Come with me Essa, I think I can help you fit in with American culture a little more".

RIOS HESITANTLY FOLLOWS.

COMMERCIAL BREAK.....

A COMMERCIAL FOR WRANGLER JEANS IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A STATION PROMOTION FOR JOE MILLIONAIRE... SEASON 2.

RETURN FROM BREAK....

TWF RE-WIND

SHOWS LAST WEEK's INCIDENT BETWEEN BAHAMUT AND TRAVIS WAKEMAN.

Bahamut and Low-Ki vs. Rob Van Dam and The Beast w/ The 13th Apostle

4 superstars with very different styles were able to put on a great match. RVD and The Beast were teaming for only the second time while it was the first for Bahamut and Low-Ki. The match took a drastic turn when RVD bounced off the ropes but Bahamut gorilla press slammed him right onto the announce table, forcing Ventura and Cole to scatter! The Beast came over and traded shots with Bahamut but when he went for an irish whip to the corner, Bahamut reversed it and Low-Ki hit his cartwheel spin kick and covered him for the win.

Match Time: 11:16

Ventura: "Oh what a kick.... they heard that in Mexico.... the country"!

Cole: "Bahamut and Low-Ki have picked up an impressive win and RVD is still lying in what's left of our table"!

Ventura: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's not supposed to be here"!

TRAVIS WAKEMAN RAN OUT, CARRYING A LEAD PIPE AND BAHAMUT GOT OUT OF THE RING IN A HURRY. WAKEMAN SWUNG THE PIPE IN THE AIR AND THE TWO GAVE EACH OTHER A LONG STARE AS BAHAMUT BACKED HIS WAY UP THE RAMP.

Cole: "Well he is here and Wakeman's gonna make Bahamut pay"!

Ventura: "This is what Bahamut wanted Cole....like he said, he's waited for a long, long time"!

OFF AIR.....