Salt Lake City, Utah
Attendance: 10,296
May 22, 2007
With the NBA Western Conference Finals soon to hit town, over ten thousand rowdy fans were still able to pack the place formerly known as the Delta Center. And with it being the "go home" edition of Rampage before Evil Intentions, they knew they were in store for a big show. Eye Spy w/ Candice vs. The Slaughter Boys (invitees) All 3 matches on this edition of Uprising featured enhancement talent as officials were looking to showcase some of their up and coming stars. But the Slaughter Boys, Joey and Johnny, wanted to spring an upset. They gave Max Ogden and Alex Shelley all they wanted. But Eye Spy was able to outlast the young team and after a springboard into a DDT by Shelley on Joey, he picked him up and held him out in front of his body as Ogden came off the top rope with a nasty legdrop for a decapitation effect and that was it. Lenny Armstead vs. Eric Perez (invitee) Armstead really needed a win in this one, but Perez didn't make it easy, slowing the pace of the match and pounding on him. But Perez missed with a clothesline off an irish whip and Armstead responded with a springboard crossbody. From there, he used his feet to really hammer away at Perez, kicking him in the arms and ribs. He then went to the top rope and came off with a picture perfect missile dropkick and went into the cover to get the win. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch vs. The Riggs Brothers (invitees) The Riggs Brothers were looking at this match as a real chance to show their worth, but they were no match for Cade and Murdoch who were ready for this one and just dominated the Riggs'. Murdoch hit Johnny Riggs with a running knee that took him out of the ring right as Lance Cade just blasted Jason with a lariat that would make Stan Hansen proud. That led to the "Sweet & Sour" and the 1......2........3. CADE AND MURDOCH's COUNTRY TUNE PLAYED AND THEY CELEBRATED THEIR WIN, BUT THE CROWD RESPONDED WITH BOOS AS MOST FANS HAD TAKEN THEIR SEAT, READY FOR RAMPAGE TO GO LIVE. RAMPAGE GOES LIVE
AS RAMPAGE COMES ON THE AIR, A REPLAY IS SHOWN FROM LAST WEEK FEATURING CLIPS OF CHRIS MASTERS ANNOUNCING HE WILL "CASH IN" HIS WRESTLEMANIA JACKPOT AT EVIL INTENTIONS. IT THEN SHOWS TRAVIS WAKEMAN TAKING THE MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE, ONLY TO BE ATTACKED BY MASTERS AND LEFT LYING IN THE RING. THE OPENING MONTAGE VIDEO THEN ROLLS AS "TO BE LOVED PLAY". CLIPS OF CHRIS BENOIT, THE BOOGEYMAN AND SNITSKY HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE MONTAGE. THE ARENA THEN COMES INTO THE SHOT AND THE FANS ARE VERY MUCH INTO THE LOUD MUSIC AND OPENING PYRO DISPLAY. Jim Ross: "We have hit the Salt Lake city for TWF action live here on USA, are you ready, King"?! A FLAG THAT IS HALF CANADIAN, HALF ITALIAN, APPEARS ON THE TWF TRON AS THE CANADIAN-ITALIAN EXCHANGE'S MUSIC HITS AND THEY COME OUT TO SOME SERIOUS BOOS. Jerry Lawler: "I'm ready, J.R., it's gonna be a wild night here, starting with these guys"! J.R.: "Well they are the new number one contenders for the tag team titles, thanks in part to Aldo Corleone being a one man wrecking machine in a tag team battle royale last week". KENNY DOANE's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO BOOS AS WELL. Lawler: "He threw out something like six or seven guys in that thing"! J.R.: "More than half the field, it was a truly remarkable performance, especially when you consider that his partner was one of the first guys out". THE WORLD's GREATEST TAG TEAM's MUSIC HITS AND SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CHARLIE HAAS EMERGE FROM THE BACK IN MATCHING BLUE AND WHITE ATTIRE, WITH THEIR TAG TEAM TITLES TO A BIG POP. Lawler: "And to say these guys have their hands full at Evil Intentions would be an understatement! We had Haas and Benjamin out here with us during that battle royale last week and I saw the look on their faces when they looked up and saw Aldo Corleone as the last man standing in that ring"! CHRIS BENOIT's MUSIC HITS AND HE STEPS OUT TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHEERS OF THE NIGHT. J.R.: "The Canadian-Italian Exchange have all the tools to become tag team champions, but listen to this ovation for the Crippler"! Lawler: "Chris Benoit certainly has the respect of the fans here in Salt Lake City and everywhere else we go for that matter". J.R.: "I can't tell you how excited I am that Rampage was able to land Chris Benoit in the recent draft lottery! It's been years since I had the pleasure to call one of his matches and as we all know, Chris Benoit is as good as it gets"! 6 Man Tag Team Match Canadian-Italian Exchange and Kenny Doane vs. World's Greatest Tag Team and Chris Benoit Shelton Benjamin started things off with the 21 year old Kenny Doane and Shelton was able to wrap him up and take him to the mat, using his world class mat wrestling ability. Doane was able to slip free and get to his feet. He threw a kick but Benjamin caught his foot, only to have Doane counter with a nice enziguri. Doane then pulled Shelton right up and tried to whip him to the ropes, but Shelton reversed it and caught him with the T-Bone suplex. He probably had the match won, but Rob Storm came in to break up the pin. That brought Charlie Haas along with Aldo Corleone. The two teams that will meet at Evil Intentions were brawling in the ring, despite referee Scott Martin's efforts to stop it. But Shelton was able to break free long enough to tag in Chris Benoit and as the other 4 men went to the outside of the ring fighting, Benoit came in and delivered his triple german suplex to Kenny Doane. Doane was lying in the center of the ring and after making his trademark throat slash gesture, Benoit went to the top rope as the crowd came to their feet. Benoit then flew off with his diving headbutt and was able to cover Doane for the victory. Match Time: 2:24 Lawler: "Now that's how you make a return"! BENOIT's MUSIC PLAYED AND MARTIN RAISED HIS HAND IN VICTORY AS THE BRAWL BETWEEN WORLD's GREATEST TAG TEAM AND THE CANADIAN-ITALIAN EXCHANGE WAS BEING BROKEN UP BY OFFICIALS FROM THE BACK AND A FEW OTHER REFEREES. J.R.: "No question about it, King! Chris Benoit hasn't lost a step and I hope the rest of the Rampage locker room was taking notes"! Lawler: "And it looks like nothing was settled between these two tag teams, J.R"! J.R.: "They will meet for the tag team titles at Evil Intentions but if those two great mat wrestlers Haas and Benjamin can't get big Aldo off his feet, I don't like their chances". BACKSTAGE AREA....... CAMERAS IN THE BACK SHOW VINCE McMAHON AND MUHAMMAD HASSAN, BOTH DRESSED IN BUSINESS ATTIRE, ALONG WITH CHRIS MASTERS. Vince McMahon: "Like I'm saying, Wakeman is down and now is the time to put him out, how long have we been waiting for this"? Muhammad Hassan: "Anything I can do to help, just let me know". Chris Masters: "Yeah.... after what I did to him in the Masterlock Challenge last week, I'd be surprised if he even shows up tonight". Vince: "Oh he's here, I have that on good authority, but he's far from having the night off, oh yeah. Travis Wakeman will be competing out there tonight, and let's just say he'll have his hands full". VINCE, HASSAN AND MASTERS SHARE A SMALL LAUGH AS THE SHOT FADES OUT. COMMERCIAL BREAK....... A COMMERCIAL FOR COMCAST DIGITAL VOICE IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR THE UNITED WAY. RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE..... WHEN RAMPAGE RETURNS, ASHLEY K. IS SHOWN LOOKING AT HERSELF, AND HER NEWLY WON WOMEN's TITLE, IN A MIRROR WHEN JILLIAN HALL COMES UP. Jillian Hall: "Looks good on you...... you're welcome". Ashley K.: "Excuse me"? Jillian (laughs): "Oh come on, you don't really think....... Ashley: "Ya know what, Jillian, if you're looking for a thank you from me.... it's not gonna happen". ASHLEY WALKS AWAY AND JILLIAN SEEMS SURPRISED BY HER ATTITUDE. BACK AT RINGSIDE, THE LIGHTS DIM AND A REDDISH SMOKE FILLS THE ENTRANCE AS "I'M THE BOOGEYMAN.... AND I'M COMIN' TO GETCHA" IS HEARD, LEADING INTO BOOGEYMAN's MUSIC. Lawler: "Oh boy, J.R., take a look at this". BOOGEYMAN COMES CRAWLING OUT FROM THE BACK AND THEN STANDS UP, GOING INTO SOME WEIRD BODY GYRATIONS AS THE FANS LAUGH AND CHEER. J.R.: "Well we saw Chris Benoit in our opening match and now we go to the other end of the spectrum to see what else Rampage obtained in the draft lottery..... The Boogeyman". Lawler: "And for those of you who have never seen this guy on PrimeTime, get ready for some of the weirdest things you've ever seen"! BOOGEYMAN GETS INTO THE RING AND STUFFS A HANDFUL OF WORMS DOWN HIS THROAT AS HIS OPPONENT LOOKS ON. J.R.: "My God... those are live worms, King"! Lawler: "They sure are..... you think those are bad for your health"? J.R.: "I think that if I'm Shawn Patrick, I might just leave the ring and head for the hills"! The Boogeyman vs. Shawn Patrick (invitee) Patrick looked across the ring at The Boogeyman and clearly didn't know how to come at him, so he just did. Patrick got in 2 right hands to start the match, but Boogeyman just laughed them off. Patrick then hit the ropes, looking for more momentum, but Boogeyman just took him out with a huge clothesline. After a whip to the corner, Boogeyman followed in with a clothesline before picking Patrick up for a reverse falling powerslam, a very unorthodox move. Boogeyman was on the back of Patrick and just spit some of the worms he had in his mouth all over the back of the head of Patrick. Patrick was clearly disgusted, moving out and slapping the worms off of him. But Boogeyman got up and waited for Patrick to turn back to him, grabbing him around the throat with 2 hands when he did. Boogeyman then delivered a falling chokebomb into the cover and it was all over. Match Time: 3:29 Lawler: "I think losing that match was the best thing that could've happened to Shawn Patrick.... now get outta there"! J.R.: "This to me is easily the strangest superstar we have ever seen here in the TWF.... how the hell do you face an opponent like this"? BOOGEYMAN's MUSIC HITS AND HE DANCED AROUND THE RING, EATING MORE WORMS AS THE CROWD DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Lawler: "He's a freak, J.R.! I don't know how else to put it"! BACKSTAGE.... MUHAMMAD HASSAN's OFFICE..... MUHAMMAD HASSAN IS AT HIS DESK WHEN HE GETS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, AND JASON OLIVER COMES IN. Muhammad Hassan: "What do you want"? Jason Oliver: "I know we don't see eye to eye, Hassan, and never will, but I defeated Kennedy last week, and the way I look at it, I deserve a rematch for the King of Cable title". Hassan: "That's the way you look at it, is it? Well here's how I look at it and here's how the Board of Directors looks at it. There are several other deserving contenders, so I'm putting you all in a six man tag team match tonight and the guy who picks up the decision, will be number one contender". Oliver: "Are you kidding me? I mean......... Hassan: "Out of my office please". OLIVER STANDS THERE LOOKING AT HASSAN FOR A MOMENT BEFORE TURNING AND LEAVING THE OFFICE. "MISERIA CANTARE" BY AFI PLAYS AND THE HOLLYWOOD BLONDES COME THROUGH THE DESIGNATED "ECW ENTRANCE" THAT RUNS THROUGH THE STANDS. MERCURY AND NITO MAKE THEIR WAY OUT AND HOP OVER THE GUARDRAIL, BEING BOOED THE WHOLE TIME. J.R.: "We are ready for more action in the ring here as the Hollywood Blondes come out and I don't know if I like that name, King, I remember the original Hollywood Blondes and these two have a lot to live up to if they want to be on that level". Lawler: "I'm just interested to see how this team responds now that Joe Corey is a member of PrimeTime". WILLIAM REGAL's MUSIC COMES ON AND HE COMES OUT TO A NICE CHEER FROM THE CROWD. J.R.: "We'll see Elijah Burke and Sylvester Terkay out here in tag team action later as well but this is a singles match between Joey Mercury and the toughest man to ever come out of the UK, William Regal"! Lawler: "And we know that Regal will face J.J. Ramplin for the King of Cable title at Evil Intentions, Joey Mercury could do his ECW brother a big favor here by taking out Regal"! J.R.: "Well, King, I gotta tell ya, I spoke with Regal earlier today and I truly believe that the King of Cable title would just be a consolation prize for him. He wants to teach J.J. Ramplin, whom he firmly believes he helped get where he is now, a major lesson at Evil Intentions"! Lawler: "Well we both know William Regal is capable of doing just that, but he better worry about Joey Mercury first". William Regal vs. Joey Mercury w/ Johnny Nitro Regal and Mercury locked up in a collar and elbow tie to start the match and Regal quickly took him into a standing hammerlock. Mercury got in a back elbow right in the mouth before hitting the ropes but Regal blocked a right hand and popped Mercury with a left of his own. The southpaw Regal then moved in with several more heavy shots before using a double underhook suplex in which he threw Mercury across the ring. Regal went over into a cover, but Mercury popped out at 2. Regal got up and pulled Mercury with him but Mercury got in a punch to the gut followed by a quick kick. Mercury then shot Regal to the ropes and slapped on a sleeper hold. Mercury had it in good, but Regal was able to grab his arms and just fling him over the shoulders to the mat. Regal went for an elbow drop, but Mercury rolled out of the way and then scored with a basement dropkick. Mercury then went to the middle turnbuckle and came off with a flying clothesline that found it's mark. He covered Regal but could only get a 2 count. After pulling Regal up, Mercury shot him to the corner and ran in but Regal put his right foot in his face. Regal then exploded out of the corner with a clothesline. Johnny Nitro got on the apron and Regal turned around, taking a swipe at him but he missed. Mercury then came in from behind but Regal moved out of the way and the two Hollywood Blondes collided. As Nitro fell to the floor, Regal grabbed Mercury for a half nelson german suplex in which he dropped Mercury right on his head and neck for a 3 count. Match TimeL 5:41 J.R.: "My God what impact! Joey Mercury might need to see a chiropractor after that"! Lawler: "Well William Regal most definitely sent a message to J.J. Ramplin with that win! I hope you're ready, Ramplin"! AS REGAL LEFT TO A GOOD CHEER, HIS MUSIC PLAYED WHILE NITRO HELPED HIS FALLEN PARTNER TO HIS FEET. J.R.: "William Regal might be in the best shape of his career and that can't be good news for The Ram of ECW"! COMMERCIAL BREAK........... A COMMERCIAL FOR KFC IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY ONE FOR VONAGE. RETURN FROM BREAK..... WHEN RAMPAGE RETURNS, JILLIAN HALL IS IN THE RING AND HER MUSIC IS PLAYING. SHE IS EXCHANGING WORDS WITH SOME FANS IN THE FRONT ROW. JUST THEN, MICKIE JAMES' MUSIC HITS AND SHE COMES OUT TO A GOOD CHEER. J.R.: "Welcome back to Rampage here live on USA and here comes our former Women's champion who has a bone to pick with Jillian Hall, to say the least". Lawler: "Well answer this for me, J.R., did Mickie James or did she not have some smart ass comment to Jillian last week when all Jillian was doing was wishing her luck in her match"? J.R.: "Oh come on, King, Mickie saw right through Jillian just like I did and now Jillian has to face the music for costing Mickie the title". Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall The two women glared across the ring at one another in total spite before going right at it, going after each other's hair. Jillian got a handful of Mickie's hair and slapped her across the face. But that woke Mickie up and she responded with a european uppercut before blasting her with the Mick Kick. Jillian fell to the mat, but she was close enough to the ropes to get her foot on the bottom one to prevent a 3 count. Mickie pulled her up and went for an irish whip but Jillian reversed it, sending Mickie in. Mickie came off with a crossbody block, but Jillian was thinking the same thing and they collided in mid air. With both women down, referee Jack Doan began to administer a 10 count when the new Women's champ Ashley K. ran out and got into the ring. She first wiped Mickie out with a spinning heel kick but with her title in hand, she waited for Jillian to get up before smacking her in the head with the title. Doan threw the match out as a very satisfied Ashley left the ring. J.R.: "Well our new Women's champion has just come out and put an abrupt end to this one"! Lawler: "Can you believe that, J.R.?! Jillian wanted a thank you earlier from Ashley and I guess that was it"! J.R.: "I guess so, but it seems to me Ashley's making a lot of enemies and that might not be the best choice"! BACKSTAGE...... CAMERAS IN THE BACK PICK UP STEPHANIE McMAHON PACING BACK AND FORTH WHEN TAYLOR MADE RUNS UP WITH A COFFEE AND STEPH IS ALL SMILES. Stephanie McMahon: "Oh, you didn't need to do this, Matt". Taylor Made: "Nah, I just wanted to". STEPH TAKES A SIP. Steph: "You still remember what I like...... wait a minute, I can't do this, I shouldn't be......... Taylor (putting his index finger to his mouth): "Shhhh...... I'll talk to you later". THE SHOT GOES BACK TO THE RING WHERE BRIAN AND BRETT MAJOR ARE INSIDE GETTING LOOSE. Lawler: "Wow, I'll tell ya what, J.R., Taylor Made is playing with fire if you ask me"! "MISERIA CANTARE" PLAYS AGAIN AND ELIJAH BURKE AND SYLVESTER TERKAY COME OUT THE ECW ENTRANCE. J.R.: "Taylor Made seems to be smitten with the billion dollar queen but I would suggest that she..... Lawler: "Oh come on, J.R., she is not into Taylor Made when she has the king of the TWF"! J.R.: "Well let's talk about this young exciting tandem the Major Brothers". Lawler: "Well they are exciting, J.R., but I don't know how much I like their chances tonight"! BURKE AND TERKAY GET INTO THE RING AND BURKE GETS A MICROPHONE. Elijah Burke: "Ladies and gentlemen, what you are looking at will be collectively known as the Knockout-Tapout connection of ECW! Featuring me, Elijah Burke and, fighting out of Big Bear, California, he is the manbear, Sylvester Terkay! THE CROWD LOUDLY BOOS. Now, Major Brothers, you two have a lot of promise and a big future in this business, the manbear and I recognize that. And my guy is training for a match with Batista at Evil Intentions, so quite frankly, we have bigger things to do! So what we're gonna do is give you two the chance to walk out of here, save yourselves a beating, and call it a night. What do ya say"? BOTH THE MAJOR BROTHERS JUST SHAKE THEIR HEADS NO, BRINGING A CHEER FROM THE CROWD. J.R.: "There ya go, they're out here to compete"! WITH THAT, BOTH BURKE AND TERKAY ATTACK THE MAJOR BROTHERS. Lawler: "Big mistake guys"! THE MAJORS DO THEIR BEST TO FIGHT BACK, BUT BURKE AND TERKAY ARE ALL OVER THEM. TERKAY DELIVERS A MUSCLE BUSTER TO BRIAN BEFORE BURKE TAKES BRETT DOWN WITH THE "ELIJAH EXPERIENCE". Burke: "Ya see that, Batista?! This is what awaits you at Judgement Day! Now, according to your very own doctor, you have been told not to compete! So unlike these two idiots just did, I suggest you take the advice and not show up because if you do, you will regret it"! "MISERIA CANTARE" PLAYS AGAIN AS BURKE AND TERKAY LEAVE THE RING TO A LOT OF HEAT. THE MAJOR BROTHERS ARE SHOWN TRYING TO GET THEMSELVES UP, BUT THEY'RE IN A LOT OF PAIN. Lawler: "Ya might want to think about that, Batista, these guys aren't playin' around"! J.R.: "Well no offense to the Major Brothers, but they're no Batista and doctors orders or not, I expect the animal to show up at Evil Intentions"! BACKSTAGE....... JASON OLIVER COMES UP TO NEMESIS IN THE BACK, BOTH MEN ARE IN THEIR RING GEAR. Jason Oliver: "Ready? NEMESIS JUST NODS We're up next, just make sure I get the decision tonight". OLIVER WALKS ON DOWN THE HALL, BUT NEMESIS JUST LOOKS ON AND DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE. COMMERCIAL BREAK........ RETURN FROM BREAK..... WHEN RAMPAGE RETURNED LIVE, THE PARTICIPANTS FOR THE 6 MAN TAG SET UP EARLIER BY MUHAMMAD HASSAN WERE IN THE RING. "SUPERSTAR" BY SALIVA WAS PLAYING AS JASON OLIVER WAS THE LAST MAN TO COME OUT. J.R.: "We're back live and we are moments away from this unique six man tag team match where the first man to get a decision becomes the number one contender for the King of Cable title". Lawler: "These are the top six contenders chosen by Muhammad Hassan and I hate to say it, but I think he finally came up with a good idea"! J.R.: "It's gonna be Jason Oliver, Nemesis and Matt Cruz teaming up against Ken Kennedy, Tatanka and Carlito". 6 Man Tag Team Match/#1 Contender for King of Cable Title Jason Oliver, Nemesis and Matt "Madik" Cruz vs. Mr. Kennedy, Tatanka and Carlito Matt Cruz started the match off with Tatanka and Cruz quickly took the Native American to the mat. Cruz then went for the legs of Tatanka, slapping on a grapevined leg lock. Tatanka reached for the ropes but was in some early trouble until Kennedy came in with a stomp to the head of Cruz to break it up. Tatanka then got up and belted Cruz across the chest with a big chop before scooping him up for a bodyslam. Tatanka made the exchange to Carlito who came in trying to get a quick pin on Cruz with a series of rollups. Cruz kicked out each time before catching Carlito coming off the ropes with a powerslam. Oliver then slapped the shoulder of Cruz to tag himself into the match, to which Cruz didn't seem too happy about. Oliver went right at Carlito with right hands and kicks before whipping him to the ropes but he dropped his head too early and Carlito grabbed him by the hair, ramming him face first into the mat. Carlito then used the ring ropes for a pretty springboard moonsault that got him a very near fall. Carlito pulled Oliver back up and tried to suplex him but using his right foot, Oliver blocked it. Carlito released it and tried to clothesline him but Oliver ducked and after a boot to the gut, he hit the "Claymore" out of nowhere. Carlito was clearly beaten, but of all things, Nemesis came in and pulled Oliver off the cover! Oliver got in the face of Nemesis and it looked like the teammates were going to go at it until Kennedy came into the ring with a kendo stick, smashing them both over the head before taking Cruz out with it. Kennedy stood holding the kendo stick before suddenly turning and whacking Tatanka over the head with it as well! J.R.: "What in the hell is going on here"?! Lawler: "It's competition, J.R.! Only one of these guys can be number one contender, and there's six of them"! KENNEDY's MUSIC PLAYED AND HE WALKED BACK UP THE RAMP HOLDING THE KENDO STICK UP IN THE AIR. HE GOT WHAT SOUNDED LIKE A MIXED REACTION AS WELL. J.R.: "Well it seems like nothing was decided here"! BACKSTAGE.... DRESSING ROOM..... TRAVIS WAKEMAN IS SHOWN IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, HITTING A PUNCHING BAG. THE TWF WORLD TITLE SITS ON A BENCH BEHIND HIM AS MELINA WALKS IN. IT TAKES WAKEMAN A FEW SECONDS TO NOTICE HER AND HE STOPS HITTING THE BAG. Melina: "Hey........ Travis Wakeman: "Hey, girl". Melina: "Listen, I think you need to be careful out there tonight. There's no telling what Vince and Hassan have planned and after what happened last week, I just....... Wakeman: "Melina, I don't care. I don't care if they send the Marines, the Utah Jazz or anyone else out there. I'm the champ, and I'm going out there to compete tonight". WAKEMAN PICKS UP THE TITLE AND LEAVES THE DRESSING ROOM BUT MELINA IS CLEARLY A LITTLE UNEASY WITH HIS REACTION. "KING OF KINGS" BY MOTORHEAD HITS AND MONEY MIKE COMES OUT IN A VERY AGGRESSIVE MANNER. MIKE IS CARRYING A COFFEE CUP AND HE GETS INTO THE RING, SNATCHING THE MICROPHONE AWAY FROM LILIAN GARCIA. Money Mike: "Hey Taylor...... apparently that beating I gave you last week wasn't enough, was it?! What the hell is wrong with you man, do you have a death wish?! MIKE CRUSHES THE COFFEE CUP IN HIS RIGHT HAND, LETTING THE STYROFOAM PIECES FALL TO THE MAT. Do you think for one second that Stephanie has a thing for you?! You claim to be Mister GQ, Mister in style...... you are looking at the king of the TWF, you son of a bitch! So I........ JUST THEN, "LIKE A PIMP" BY DA BAND HITS AND TAYLOR MADE COMES OUT TO A BIG CHEER, HOLDING A MICROPHONE. Lawler: "Oh boy.... go ahead, J.R., say it"! J.R.: "Okay I will, business has damn sure picked up, folks"! Taylor Made: "Ya know, Mike, you make me laugh. You're like that clueless guy that thinks he has the perfect woman, thinks she's in love with him, but fact is, she wants to be with someone else"! Money Mike: "She doesn't want to be with you! Stephanie is royalty now, what the hell would she seen in someone like you, compared to the ruler of the Rampage kingdom?! You're on the same level as all these stupid people in Salt Lake City! Ya know, it's fitting that we're in Utah tonight, isn't that the place where you can have like seven wives?! It seems to me that's what you've always wanted, Taylor, so why don't you move up here to Utah and get the hell...... Taylor Made: "No, Mike, that's where you're wrong, I only want one thing. So let's make a little wager here. At Evil Intentions, you and I go one on one. If you win, I'll stay at least one hundred feet away from Stephanie from now on.... but if I win, Steph spends the next ninety days with me.... Taylor Made! We'll call it the Love her or Leave her match"! J.R.: "Now that's one hell of a wager"! Lawler: "Why would Mike take that, he has nothing to gain from...... Money Mike: "Fine, Taylor, you got it! And after I whip your ass at Evil Intentions, I will have it enforced to the fullest extent of the law that you stay the hell away from her"! "KING OF KINGS" PLAYS AGAIN AND THE TWO MEN STARE ACROSS THE ARENA AT EACH OTHER. MIKE WITH AN ANGRY SCOWL, TAYLOR WITH A CONFIDENT SMILE. Lawler: "What, he accepted"?! J.R.: "It appears that match will happen, it's love her or leave her for Money Mike and Taylor Made, with a billion dollar queen in the middle"! COMMERCIAL BREAK........ A COMMERCIAL FOR TACO BELL IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A USA PROGRAMMING AD. RETURN FROM BREAK...... WHEN RAMPAGE RETURNS, THE SCENE IS SET ON THE BROADCAST POSITION, SHOWING J.R. AND THE KING. J.R.: "We are back here on Rampage, folks and before we get to our main event, we're gonna take a closer look at Evil Intentions". "I DON'T WANNA STOP" BY OZZY OSBOURNE STARTS UP AS PROMO GRAPHICS FEATURING THE EVIL INTENTIONS LOGO ARE SHOWN. J.R.: "Well we have two huge new matches just signed, J.R., starting with this, it's gonna be a hardcore six pack challenge to determine a new number one contender for the King of Cable title"! J.R.: "It'll be the six men we saw out here moments ago in an anything goes, elimination environment! But that's not all, huge stakes between Money Mike and Taylor Made, it's the first ever Love her or Leave her match"! Lawler: "Well that's like the king versus the village idiot so I think I know what'll happen there! But what about this, Batista was given a warning not to show up at Evil Intentions, but if he does, the manbear awaits"! J.R.: "That one will be hard hitting to say the least but we have tag team title action too, the World's Greatest Tag Team defending the straps against Rob Storm and the Italian monster, Aldo Corleone"! Lawler: "William Regal was victorious earlier against a member of ECW, but will he be able to duplicate the feat at Evil Intentions when he faces the man he feels he brought to the top, J.J. Ramplin"?! J.R.: "And then the big one, Chris Masters has cashed in his WrestleMania Jackpot, he's left Travis Wakeman lying on two occassions, and he has one hundred percent backing from the chairman of the board! Will the Masterpiece leave Evil Intentions as our new World champion"?! "MAKE WAY" BY METHOD MAN HITS AND TRAVIS WAKEMAN, WEARING THE TWF WORLD TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST, COMES OUT TO A HUGE POP, ALONG WITH MELINA. Lawler: "Well here comes the champ now and he could be walking into a lion's den here, J.R."! J.R.: "We heard Vince McMahon say Wakeman would have his hands full tonight, yet we don't even know what that means". WAKEMAN GETS INTO THE RING AND HEARS THE MUSIC OF SNITSKY COME ON AND HE MAKES HIS WAY OUT WITH A NASTY LOOK IN HIS EYES. Lawler: "Oh but we just found out..... it's Snitsky"! J.R.: "Snitsky was just obtained in the recent draft lottery and this guy is six feet, eight inches and nearly three hundred pounds of pure destruction"! Lawler: "Looks like Vince McMahon was right, Wakeman is gonna have his hands full"! Non-Title Match Snitsy vs. World Champion: Travis Wakeman w/ Melina Before the bell sounded, Melina seemed to have some pre-match advice for Wakeman, but as they were talking, Snitsky hammered Wakeman from behind. He then whipped him into the steel ring steps and Wakeman slammed hard into them. Snitsky then chased Melina off before picking Wakeman up and lifting him to his shoulders. Snitsky went to ram him into the steel ring post but Wakeman pushed him off and sent him into the post. Wakeman took Snitsky and rolled him back into the ring but before he could climb back in with him, Mark Henry came out from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. Henry rolled Wakeman into the ring just as referee Jim Korderas threw the match out. Wakeman got to his feet, but right when he did, Snitsky ran him over with a running boot to the face. Henry then launched himself onto Wakeman with a big splash right as Chris Masters made his way out, holding the WrestleMania Jackpot briefcase. Lawler: "Things are about to get worse for Wakeman.... here comes the Masterpiece"! J.R.: "This is a three on one situation that has gotten out of hand.... stop this"! AS HENRY AND SNITSKY HELD WAKEMAN UP, MASTERS SMASHED HIM WITH THE BRIEFCASE RIGHT IN THE HEAD. THE FANS BOOED AS MASTERS' MUSIC HIT AND HE POSED OVER WAKEMAN IN THE RING. Lawler: "Look at this! Look at the chiseled frame of the Masterpiece! Is that the look of our next World champion"! J.R.: "Travis Wakeman has dodged one bullet after another, but I don't see how he can do it this time, King! Vince McMahon had a gameplan going into this night and this trio just executed it"! OFF AIR............