Baltimore Arena

Baltimore, Maryland

Attendance: 8,590

October 3, 2003

AS RAW COMES ON THE AIR, FOOTAGE FROM THE LAST RAW, JUST A LITTLE OVER 2 WEEKS AGO, IS SHOWN OF NEMESIS ATTACKING STRIFE AND THEN TURNING ON THE UNDERTAKER, THUS ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH ANARCHY, INC.

RAW's MONTAGE VIDEO THEN PLAYS, SHOWING ALL THE SUPERSTARS OF RAW AND THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND THE UNION UNDERGROUND WHILE "ACROSS THE NATION" PLAYS.

RIGHT AS THE ARENA COMES INTO VIEW, SHOWING THOUSANDS OF POSTER WIELDING TWF FANS, "IN MY DARKEST HOUR" BY MEGADEATH HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH NAILS AND ZEROEX.

Jim Ross: "We thank you all for joining us here on RAW tonight as we are starting the show hoping to get some answers from Nemesis"!

Jerry Lawler: "Who does he owe an explanation too J.R.? He did what he did for a reason, a reason he may want to keep a secret"!

J.R.: "He owes these fans an explanation.... that's who! These fans who've stuck with him through thick and thin"!

ZeroEx: "Are you people angry? Are you people upset?

THE CROWD LOUDLY BOOS.

Nemesis has had this in him for a long time, he just decided to finally let it come out".

ZEROEX HANDS THE MIC TO NEMESIS.

Nemesis: "For so long, Nails tried to tell me to listen to him, to follow his lead. Each time, I turned it down for you people! Well no more, from now on, you people are nothing! And then, the man I used to look up to, The Undertaker, decided to take me under his wing. See Undertaker, I looked up to you when you were the grim reaper, when you were the Lord of Darkness. That Undertaker wouldn't have asked me to remove my face paint! So Undertaker, I did what I did and I hope you never forget it".

NAILS TAKES THE MIC.

Nails: "What Nemesis is trying to say is that everyone has something to hide and speaking of something to hide, you notice that Psymin is not with us tonight. That's because he has decided to reveal what he has to hide and he will do so.... next week on RAW".

Lawler: "Oh my gosh".

J.R.: "What in heaven's are these guys talking about"?

JUST THEN, TOMMY DREAMER's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A GREAT POP, TOTING A SINGAPORE CANE.

Tommy Dreamer: "Nemesis, I can tell you that last week, you made the biggest mistake of your career! So on behalf of all these people and this Singapore cane I'm holding, I'm gonna beat some sense back into you"!

Lawler: "Sounds like a challenge to me"!

J.R.: "Tommy Dreamer is gonna stand up to this wacked out monster"!

Nemesis w/ Anarchy, Inc. vs. Tommy Dreamer

Dreamer came in and threw some heavy right hands before knocking both Nails and ZeroEx out of the ring with clotheslines. But when he turned around, Nemesis kicked him right in the face with a big boot. He then went to the top rope and came off with a big flying lariat. Dreamer was in a lot of trouble as Nemesis pulled him up and slapped a hand around his throat before lifting him up and driving him into the mat with a chokeslam. Nemesis then picked him uo and hit the "Shut Down" which had a devastating effect and he covered him for the 1......2......3.

Match Time: 2:26

J.R.: "Nemesis is as focused as ever and it's scary"!

Lawler: "He just made super quick work of Tommy Dreamer but now Nails and ZeroEx want their shots"!

J.R.: "Now someone stop this"!

NAILS AND ZEROEX PULLED A NEARLY UNCONCIOUS DREAMER UP AND NAILS LOADED HIS RIGHT HAND UP WITH BRASS KNUCKLES BEFORE JUST LEVELING DREAMER.

Lawler: "I hope the rest of the superstars on RAW have gotten the message loud and clear.... don't mess with Anarchy, Inc."!

J.R.: "Well I know two guys who are gonna be first in line to mess with them King, the Locomotive and the heavyweight champion Undertaker"!

NEMESIS DID AN IMPRESSION OF THE OLD UNDERTAKER, ROLLING HIS EYES BACK AS THE CAMERA GOT A SHOT OF HIM BEFORE THE SCENE WENT INTO THE BACKSTAGE AREA.

BACKSTAGE....

THE SHOT GOES INTO THE BACK TO CATCH THE ARRIVAL OF SHAWN MICHAELS AS THE CROWD INSIDE LOUDLY CHEERS. HE ONLY WALKS A FEW STEPS BEFORE NOTICING STEPHANIE McMAHON, WHO IS SEEMINGLY WAITING FOR HIM.

Shawn Michaels: "Hey Steph".

Stephanie McMahon: "Shawn, we need to talk. I can't believe you went and put the enforcer spot for RAW, the spot I gave to you, on the line against Regal. Can you imagine what will happen if he wins"?

Shawn Michaels: "With all due respect Stephanie, he called me out. He wants the Heartbreak Kid, he's got him. I gotta proove that not only can I be a badass enforcer, but that I can still do what I do so well and that is perform in that ring. So if you'll excuse me, I got a match to prepare for".

MICHAELS WALKS PAST AS STEPHANIE SIGHS DEEPLY.

Stephanie: (to herself) "You better win".

COMMERCIAL BREAK.....

A COMMERCIAL FOR SOUL CALIBER FOR X-BOX IS SHOWN.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... STEPHANIE's OFFICE....

STEPHANIE IS PACING BACK AND FORTH INSIDE HER OFFICE WHEN KURT ANGLE AND AUSTIN PYROMANIA COME IN.

Kurt Angle: "Stephanie".

STEPHANIE TURNS AROUND.

Stephanie: "What"?!!

Angle: "Geez, who peed in your wheaties"?

Stephanie: "Sorry, I'm just a little tense tonight".

Angle: "Well Pyromania and I were sitting back here and we saw what those punks did to Tommy Dreamer. We want them in a tag team match tonight"!

Austin Pyromania: "Yeah, someone's gotta step up Steph. We can't let these guys run roughshod on RAW".

Stephanie: "You two versus Nails and ZeroEx huh? Okay, you got it".

Angle: "Yes. You just sit back and relax Steph and watch us show Anarchy, Inc. what we've been hiding. Two boots with their names on them"!

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BACKSTAGE AREA....

VICTORIA IS TALKING WITH HER BOYS THE BASHAM's WHEN GAIL KIM COMES UP WITH A TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HER WET HAIR, FRESH OUT OF THE SHOWER.

Gail Kim: "So, did you seal the deal"?

Victoria: "Let's just say that Jessica Lopez and miss Miran are gonna be mince meat tonight".

DOUG AND DANNY START TO CHUCKLE.

Gail Kim: "Good.... I'll see ya out there".

BACK AT RINGSIDE, THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HITS AND ROB STORM COMES OUT TO A LOT OF HEAT.

Lawler: "Here comes one of Canada's finest".

J.R.: "Last time I checked, Canada's finest were on horseback wearing red uniforms! And last time I checked, the crowd didn't like this guy. I guess some things just don't change"!

Lawler: "Well they better get used to him... Rob Storm's gonna become a fixture here on RAW".

"I GOT IT ALL" HITS AND THE CROWD COMES TO THEIR FEET AS BILLY GUNN COMES OUT WITH SCOTT STEINER. THEY HAVE THEIR TAG TEAM BELTS AROUND THEIR WAISTS.

J.R.: "He's gonna get to show off his technical skills against the veteran Billy Gunn right here who along with Big Poppa Pump, holds the RAW tag team championships"!

Lawler: "Well they've got La Resistance hot on their trail"!

J.R.: "There will be a time for those two teams to meet. We know that Storm has a connection to La Resistance and he I'm sure would love nothing more than to roughen up one half of the champions for them tonight"!

Rob Storm vs. Billy Gunn w/ Scott Steiner

Storm jumped out to an early start, attacking Gunn before the bell rang. But when Storm went for a suplex, Gunn blocked it and shrugged him off before feeding him 3 straight jabs. Gunn then sent him into the ropes and hit a nice dropkick before mounting him and driving several right hands into the head. Gunn then displayed some power, delivering a delay vertical suplex in which he held Storm in the air for about 20 seconds. Gunn then hit the ropes but was way off with an elbow drop and then Storm cold cocked him with a superkick. He covered him but Gunn popped his right shoulder off the mat at 2 1/2. Storm stayed on the attack, catching Gunn with a powerslam off an irish whip but again only getting a 2 count. He then whipped him to the ropes again but put his head down too early and Gunn hit a nice swinging neckbreaker. After a powerslam of his own, Gunn patted his knee, calling for the "Fame-Asser" but his attention was taken by La Resistance, who had come down to ringside to double up on Steiner. Gunn tried to go after them but Storm came from behind with a low blow followed by the Maple Leaf powerbomb. He hooked Gunn up and got the 3 count right as Rene Dupree whipped Steiner into the ring steps.

Match Time: 6:41

Lawler: "Chalk another one up for Rob Storm"!

J.R.: "With an asterisk next to it saying with an assist from La Resistance! These two are becoming a huge thorn in the champions' sides"!

Lawler: "And that thorn is gonna get bigger J.R., until they get a shot at those belts"!

PARKING LOT....

CAMERAS SHOW A LIMOSINE PULL UP AND PARK. TRIPLE H STEPS OUT AS THE CHAFFEUR OPENS THE DOOR.

J.R.: "What the heck is he doing here"?

Lawler: "He's the game..... whatever he wants"!

BACK AT RINGSIDE, VICTORIA AND THE BASHAM's HAVE JUST MADE THEIR WAY TO THE RING WHEN GAIL KIM's MUSIC HITS.

J.R.: "I get an uneasy feeling King, the game is always thinking some kind of devious thought"!

Lawler: "He's probably got something in store for High Octane"!

JESSICA LOPEZ' MUSIC HITS AND SHE COMES OUT TO A GOOD RESPONSE.

J.R.: "High Octane will meet Goldust later tonight but right now, we've got divas tag team action King! King......

Lawler: "Oh I'm sorry J.R., there's just so many things jiggling in there"!

"GET THE PARTY" STARTED BY PINK HITS AS SEVERAL COLORFUL LIGHTS APPEAR AND BEGIN TO SPIN AROUND ON THE RAMP. ALEX MIRAN COMES OUT TO A HUGE POP WITH THE WOMEN's TITLE AROUND HER WAIST.

J.R.: "A lot to be settled here as this woman has had her problems with Gail Kim lately and tonight, Gail has enlisted the help of Victoria and the Basham's and what about that meeting earlier? She asked Victoria if she'd sealed the deal".

Lawler: "And she swears they'll be leaving as mince meat... just save me some scraps"!

Gail Kim and Victoria w/ The Basham Brothers vs. Alex Miran and Jessica Lopez

Gail Kim and Victoria used a sound strategy, keeping Lopez isolated in the ring and working on her right arm after she posted it in the corner. Gail went for a springboard headscissor while holding her arm but Lopzez nicely turned it into a powerslam. She then made it over to her corner and tagged in Miran as Kim did the same. Miran beat Victoria to the punch and then kicked her in the side of the head before hitting a spinning legdrop. She then whipped Victoria to the corner and followed in but Victoria caught her with a back elbow followed by a huge clothesline. She then held Miran up while Kim distracted referee Brain Hebner as the Basham's came in and went for a double clothesline but Miran moved and they nailed Victoria. Lopez came in and she and Miran took the Basham's out with simultaneous dropkicks. Miran then hit a swinging tornado ddt using the corner as a launchpad and she hooked Victoria's leg to get the 1.....2.....3.

Match Time: 6:22

J.R.: "That's a three count! Lopez and Miran have used the botched interference to get the win and so much for the mince meat projection"!

Lawler: "Uh, I'm not so sure about that"!

JUST THEN, MIRAN AND LOPEZ TURNED RIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF SPAWN WHO PERFORMED A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM. THE BASHAM's LAUGHED AND HIGH FIVED BUT SPAWN CAME OUT OF THE RING AND WALKED RIGHT THROUGH THEM. VICTORIA AND KIM LOOKED ON WITH BIG SMILES.

J.R.: "What the hell was that?! Spawn just chokeslammed two women all the way to hell"!

Lawler: "This was the deal J.R.! How did those women get Spawn to do this"?!

J.R.: "And more importantly.... why"?!

THE SHOT FADES OUT AS RAW GOES TO COMMERCIAL BREAK.....

A COMMERCIAL FOR BUD LIGHT IS SHOWN.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE....

AS RAW RETURNS, STEPHANIE FINDS WILLIAM REGAL CELEBRATING WITH LA RESISTANCE OVER WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN BILLY GUNN's MATCH.

Stephanie: "Oh yeah, laugh it up! I just thought I'd let you know Regal that your little friends here, Dupree and Grenier.... well they're barred from ringside for your match tonight"!

Willian Regal: "Good, that takes away one of Michaels excuses".

REGAL AND LA RESISTANCE WALK AWAY AS STEPHANIE STANDS THEIR BEFUDDLED.

IN THE RING, THE SET FOR "EXTRA CREDIT" IS OUT AND CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI IS IN THE RING WITH THE GENIUS, SITTING AT A LARGE SCHOOL DESK.

J.R.: "Regal didn't even seem phased by that news"!

Lawler: "He's confident J.R., he's one of the best"!

Christopher Nowinski: "My guest tonight is making his RAW debut and I gotta be honest, I've been waiting to talk to this guy for awhile. So let's get him out here.... "The Show" Joe Corey"!

"WHEREVER I MAY ROAM" BY METALLICA HITS AND JOE COREY STEPS OUT WITH ALEXIS LAREE, ALSO MAKING HER RAW DEBUT.

J.R.: "The TWF spent a lot of money to acquire this guy and that woman with him is Alexis Laree who was just called up from mFw".

Lawler: "Well from what I hear, this guy's ego is bigger than the state of Texas"!

Nowinski: "Now Mr. Corey, welcome to RAW. Would you like to say hello to the people here in Baltimore"?

Joe Corey: "Not really, but I will give them a little hope. Now instead of being Ravens or Orioles fans, you can cheer The Show Joe Corey and trust me, I won't go on a ten game losing streak".

THE FANS START TO BOO.

J.R.: "Boy, he's really endearing himself".

Nowinski: "Well Joe, what I like to do on this show is test the knowledge of my guests and since your new, I really think we need to do that".

Corey: "Well Chris, with all dues respect, we've got our own questions tonight. Alexis, if you will".

ALEXIS LAREE PULLS AN INDEX CARD OUT OF HER BACK POCKET.

Alexis Laree: "How do you plan on becoming the most popular superstar on RAW"?

Corey: "I don't need a plan. Soon, these fans will pay to watch my brilliance, whether they like me as a person or not, my talent is undeniable".

Laree: "And do you have a target audience"?

Corey: "Well I don't target my talent at any one kind of person, but most women find me irresistable".

Lawler: "Oh, I wanna be this guy"!

J.R.: "This is absurd"!

Laree: "So how.....

JUST THEN, SHE IS INTERRUPTED BY THE MUSIC OF VAL VENIS. HE COMES OUT WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST, A GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR.

Val Venis: "Most women? Have you looked in the mirror lately my man"?

Corey: "Oh great, just what I needed. My debut to be interrupted by the guy who's gone from TWF champ to be TWF chump"!

Venis: "That's okay, that's okay. Because now I'm gonna see if you'll put your money where your mouth is. Next week, right here on RAW, we get ten women and we ask them who they prefer.... the Big Valbowski or Joe we know you blow Corey".

Lawler: (laughing)

Corey: "You're on"!

J.R.: "Val Venis has gotten under the skin enough for Joe Corey to take him up on that challenge"!

BACKSTAGE.....

CAMERAS BACKSTAGE SHOWING KURT ANGLE AND SEVERAL TWF OFFICIALS STANDING OVER A FALLEN AUSTIN PYROMANIA.

Kurt Angle: "What happened"?

Tony Garea: "I don't know, nobody saw".

Angle: "Anarchy, Inc....... that's it"!

ANGLE RUNS DOWN THE HALL... TOWARDS THE RING.

IN THE RING, "HELL'S GAURDIAN" PLAYS AND NAILS AND ZEROEX ARE IN THE RING. BUT THE MUSIC STOPS AND THE CROWD ERUPTS AS KURT ANGLE COMES RUNNING OUT.

J.R.: "Oh look out here comes Angle"!

Lawler: "He's by himself"!

ANGLE SLIDES INTO THE RING BUT IS JUMPED ON BY BOTH MEN AND QUICKLY TAKEN OVER. ANGLE DOES A GREAT JOB FIGHTING THEM OFF AND HAS ZEROEX HOOKED FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX WHEN NEMESIS COMES OUT FROM THE BACK AND HITS ANGLE IN THE BACK WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT. THE 3 MEN THEN MAUL ANGLE UNTIL THE UNDERTAKER, STRIFE AND THE ROAD WARRIORS COME OUT AND THEY SCATTER.

Lawler: "Add Kurt Angle to the growing hit list for Anarchy, Inc."!

J.R.: "Well they got out of the ring just in time but they're gonna have to pay the piper eventually! I just can't believe what's gotten into Nemesis"!

BACKSTAGE.....

THE SCENE QUICKLY SHIFTS TO THE BACK WHERE STEPHANIE IS STANDING WITH SPAWN, IN HIS FACE.

Stephanie: "You heard me..... you don't put your hands on a woman! I asked you to leave and not come back until you're told it's okay! You're suspended"!

SPAWN TIPS OVER A TABLE BEFORE LEAVING AS STEPHANIE ANGRILY LOOKS ON.

COMMERCIAL BREAK....

A PREVIEW FOR THE RUNDOWN STARRING THE ROCK IS SHOWN.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE....

AS RAW RETURNS, "THUGANOMICS" IS PLAYING AND JOHN CENA IS IN THE RING, SPORTING A NEW YORK YANKEES BASEBALL JERSEY WITH #2 ON IT.

J.R.: "Welcome back to RAW folks as we are just moments away from a King of Cable title defense"!

Lawler: "It looks like Cena's gonna rap though J.R."!

John Cena: "Yo, yo, yo, cut the beat. See this King of Cable thing, it ain't no sweat and my opponent tonight, he ain't no threat. Chavo is probably gonna come out with glazed eyes, cause he likes to hit that pipe. Chavo, you facin' me, that's just plain wrong! How ya gonna beat me? You got all your moves from Cheech and Chong! But I ain't trippin, cause ya'll know the rest. We'll just leave Chavo's fate to the INS"!

Lawler: "AHAHAAHAHA, this guy kills me"!

JUST THEN, "VIVA LA RAZA" HITS AND CHAVO GUERRERO COMES OUT WITH A VERY UNPLEASANT LOOK ON HIS FACE AND A TIRE IRON IN HIS HAND.

J.R.: "Well here comes Chavo and Cena is gonna have to back up his words now"!

Lawler: "What's he got a tire iron for"?!

Cena: "Hey, hey, put the weapons down man... ain't no need for that"!

CHAVO ROLLED INTO THE RING AND REFEREE MIKE SPARKS ATTEMPTED TO TAKE THE TIRE IRON AWAY. AS THEY STRUGGLED, CENA CAME FROM BEHIND WITH A HARD FOREARM TO GET THE MATCH STARTED.

King of Cable Title Match

Challenger... Chavo Guerrero vs. John Cena

Chavo took a lot of hard shots as the match started but battled back with some hand slaps to the chest and a kick to the gut. Cena would reverse an irish whip however and drill Chavo with a clothesline. He then went into typical John Cena style, driving the base of his knee into the back of Chavo's neck. Cena then went into a front face lock but Chavo's leg strength kept him in a semi-upright position and he was able to wiggle his way out of it before catching Cena with a dropkick. Chavo followed that up with some quick right hands before sending him to the ropes but Cena ducked a clothesline and dropped Chavo over the top rope with a stun gun. He then pulled Sparks aside, pretending he had something in his eye as A-Train came out and grabbed the tire iron before jamming it into Chavo's throat. Cena then pulled him up and hit the "F U" and covered him for the 1...2....3.

Match Time: 7:11

"THUGANOMICS" PLAYED AS A-TRAIN CAME INTO THE RING AND GAVE CENA HIS BELT.

Lawler: "Cena has successfully defended again"!

J.R.: "And once again, he can give thanks to A-Train for going to the bargain basement and picking him up a win! That is dispicable for a champion"!

Lawler: "Well I'm glad he represents RAW, think of all the viewers he brings in as the King of Cable"!

J.R.: "Oh... imagine the quality".

BACKSTAGE....

MATT TAYLOR IS SITTING IN HIS DRESSIMNG ROOM WHEN SAM WILDE COMES IN.

Sam Wilde: "Matt"!

TAYLOR STANDS UP.

Matt Taylor: "Hey Sam".

Wilde: "I can't believe it. I was just told that you were the one behind the attack on Pyromania. Please tell me that's not true"!

JUST THEN, THE CAMERA MOVES AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, SHOWING TERRI STANDING BEHIND WILDE. SHE NODS HER HEAD AND TAYLOR JUST COLD COCKS WILDE WITH A RIGHT HAND. TAYLOR THEN TEARS OFF HIS UNIFORM AND DROPS IT ONTO WILDE.

Taylor: "I would, but I'd be lying".

TAYLOR THEN GRABS TERRI AROUND THE SHOULDERS AND THEY WALK OUT TOGETHER, LAUGHING.

AS THE SCENE SHIFTS BACK TO RINGSIDE, GOLD CONFETTI POURS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AS GOLDUST AND JACKIE GAYDA GET INTO THE RING TOGETHER. JACKIE REMOVES HIS GOLDEN ROBE AND HE POSES FOR THE CROWD AS THEY BOO MIGHTILY.

J.R.: "What just happened King? Why is Taylor with Terri"?

Lawler: "Remember what Terri said? She said she would find someone to get back at Pyromania and it looks like she has"!

AN ENGINE LOUDLY REVS AS "DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" PLAYS AND HIGH OCTANE COMES OUT TO A GREAT POP.

J.R.: "Matt Taylor and Pyromania were friends at one time and they've had their battles. I think Terri is trying to rekindle all that ill will"!

Lawler: "Well speaking of ill will, that's what Triple H holds for High Octane and that can't be good for him"!

J.R.: "I think it's great for High Octane! Bring on the game, I'd love to see Octane knock him off the ladder"!

Lawler: "Well he's gotta get by Goldust first"!

Goldust w/ Jackie Gayda vs. "High Octane" Damion West

Octane was on top of his game in this one, avoiding an attempt at interference by Jackie and catching Goldust with a spinning heel kick as he came in. Octane stuck to his strengths, hitting several high flying moves including a cross body off the top rope but Goldust kicked out at 2. Octane then whipped him to the ropes but Goldust fell to the mat and drilled him with an uppercut when he put his head down. Goldust then sent him to the ropes and hit him with his butt bump before a falling fist drop. Goldust then stuck Octane up in the corner and backed up for the Shattered Dreams. But Octane unhooked himself before he could make contact before a jumping enziguri. But Octane's focus was cut off when he saw Triple H down at ringside, clapping. Octane had some words but was quickly rolled up from behind by Goldust who grabbed a handful of tights to get the 1....2....3.

Match Time: 6:01

Lawler: "He got him"!

GOLDUST's MUSIC PLAYED AND HE AND JACKIE LEFT AS TRIPLE H BURST INTO LAUGHTER.

J.R.: "Triple H obviously is here for one reason and one reason only tonight and that was simply to cost Octane this match"!

OCTANE STOOD UP AND POINTED AT TRIPLE H, BEFORE MOUTHING SOMETHING TO HIM.

Lawler: "Well.... mission accomplished"!

BACKSTAGE.....

LILIAN GARCIA CATCHES UP TO CHAVO GUERRERO.

Lilian Garcia: "Chavo, are you okay? I mean, you were attacked by A-......

Chavo Guerrero: "Yeah I'm okay Lilian! But next week, my uncle Eddie comes back from rehab and we'll see what those punks do then"!

CHAVO EXITS THE ARENA AS RAW GOES TO COMMERCIAL.....

A PROMO FOR THE FAKE REALITY SERIES JOE SCHMO IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY THE NEW DOOMSDAY COMMERCIAL.

RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE....

RAW RETURNS AND THE UNDERTAKER IS WITH STRIFE AND THE ROAD WARRIORS.

Strife: "So what'd she say"?

Undertaker: "I got Nails one on one for the title next week on RAW. We'll see who's got something to hide".

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA, JONATHAN COACHMAN IS WITH JOHN CENA AND A-TRAIN WHO ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE ARENA.

Jonathan Coachman: "Hey John, can I get a minute.....

John Cena: "What do you wanna ask me tonight Coach? It better not be what you said last time".

Coachman: "Well I just wanted to see if you had a response for what Chavo Guerrero just said about his uncle Eddie returning to RAW next week from rehab".

A-TRAIN CHUCKLES.

Cena: "Well if you remember, Chavo's the one who put him there. Word has it that ol' uncle Eddie's not real happy about that. But for real Coach, they can't see me and neither can you. The Train and I are out".

THEY WALK OUT OF THE ARENA AS COACH SENDS IT BACK TO J.R. AND THE KING.

WILLIAM REGAL's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A HORRENDOUS REACTION.

J.R.: "So not only will Val Venis and Joe Corey have some sort of female getting contest next week, but we will see the return of Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero and the founder of Deadman, Inc. will meet the founder of Anarchy, Inc. for the World title"!

Lawler: "And we could have a new enforcer when it all goes down J.R."!

J.R.: "This will be William Regal's first match in several months but he has beaten Shawn Michaels before here in the TWF and I look at this as a very important match for RAW"!

"SEXY BOY" HITS AND SHAWN MICHAELS COMES OUT TO AN ABSOLUTELY HUGE OVATION, COMPLETE WITH FIREWORKS.

Lawler: "Well of course it is J.R. and we all know who's side Stephanie is on"!

J.R.: "Would you wanna work with Regal? He's gotta be the most irrational man in the TWF"!

William Regal vs. Shawn Michaels

As the bell rang, the two men locked up and Regal looked really rusty as Michaels wrenched his arm back and tugged at it twice. Regal threw a right hand but Michaels took him over with an arm drag into a top wrist lock. Regal cleverly turned it around and worked it into a release northern lights suplex. After a double kneebutt, Regal delivered a double underhook suplex and covered Michaels but only got a 2 count. Regal kept the pressure on with the "Regal Stretch", forcing Michaels to get to the ropes to break it, but doing so took a lot out of him. Regal whipped Michaels to the ropes and went for a clothesline but Michaels ducked and caught him with a flying forearm as he came off the other side. Seconds later, Michaels kipped up and hopped into the corner, about to tune up the band when he looked out of the corner of his eye and saw Triple H at ringside again. Michaels began to yell at Helmsley and Regal came from behind with a hard forearm, knocking him through the ropes and to the floor. Michaels got up with a clenched fist and put it up but Helmsley just backed away. Michaels then gave Regal a shoulder to the gut and came back in with a sunset flip but Regal sat straight down on his chest and extended his arms which Helmsley grabbed, allowing him to get the 3 count!

Match Time: 8:39

J.R.: "Oh god no.... this didn't just happen"!

Lawler: "Oh but it did... hello enforcer Regal"!

J.R.: "What on god's earth is Triple H doing out there?! Now he's in the ring"!

REGAL GETS THE HOUSE MIC.

Regal: "There's just one more piece of business to tend to tonight. And that is.... as my first act as enforcer of RAW, I would like to turn my duties over to the new enforcer..... Triple H"!

J.R.: "What?! Ah no"!

Lawler: "Oh this might even be better"!

Triple H: "Things just got a lot more interesting here on RAW and Steph, I just got three words for ya! Honey.... I'm home"!

"THE GAME" BY MOTORHEAD HITS AS HELMSLEY AND REGAL SHAKE HANDS.

J.R.: "It was a damn setup! These two were in cahoots all along and now the game is the enforcer on RAW"!

THE SHOT FADES OUT AS RAW GOES OFF THE AIR.

OFF AIR........