Guess who's back, back again, G-money's back, tell a friend!! Hey guys, I'm finally coming back to hit you with another round of the LowDown. I had some computer problems, but I'm back, so I'm going to include both shows in this edition.
>I think the name change of Raw to Rampage is a good thing. It fits the show better, and it's original. There is a reason why we are the #1 fed going, we don't follow, we lead. Only imitators and failing wannabes copy what the big dawgs are doing.
>Victoria is really coming into her own as the Women's Champ. She has all the tools: she can entertain, she can wrestle, and she is gorgeous. I'm attracted, even though she can kick my ass.
>What in the hell is Sam Wilde thinking, jumping Mordecai like that? Mordecai is a certifiable nightmare, and Wilde attacked him. Now Wilde is on Mordecais' list of "sinners". I'll give him some credit, he's a "sinner" with big brass testes to not show any fear.
>Scott Steiner is by no means a "good guy", so I can understand the fans confusion for cheering for him. It makes sense, though, that he would be challenging the Network Police. Steiner likes to hurt people, use colorful language, and flaunt his "freaks". Heaven help anyone who gets in the way of that, especially those who try to censor it.
>Kurt Angle is in a world of trouble. The six-way Hell in a Cell match for the TWF World Title is going to be exactly that: Hell. He's in there with some of the most gifted athletes in the world today, inside a barbaric cell that has shortened and ended careers. He might have to check his amateur credentials at the door, and just plain fight. Don't count him out, however, Angle can fight.
>I'd like to hang around Taylor Made, just to get the runoff of women he doesn't want. Don't judge me, fine women follow him, and I takes what I can get!!
>Justin Sane: great wrestler, horrible name. Sounds like a name that would have been popular in the 80's or in rundown Bingo Halls.
Now for the Primetime part of this column
>I just have to say it's about F'n time that the Whole F'n Show, Rob Van Dam, won the Universal Title. He's paid his dues, worked hard, and has finally done it. My hat's off to one of my favorite performers, the uber-talented (say it with me) R....V.....D!!!
>Raven is getting under my skin quickly. Give the guy a little power, and he abuses it. Big shock there. Now, all of sudden, this nancy boy is the #1 contender to the Universal Title? What about Raven, indeed. Sheesh!!!
>Dylan Jansens vs Johnny Stamboli will never conjure up any memories of Flair-Steamboat or Michaels-Hart, but you can expect an all out fight for the Hardcore title when they lock up.
>There were murmurs going around that Jon Heidenreich wasn't ready for the big time just yet. "He is too green" they said. I agree and disagree. While true, his inexpierence has sometimes showed in the ring, the guy has a natural talent for this business you just can't teach. His handling of Nails proves that.
>Luther Reigns can do better than be Shane Thompsons' lackey. Shane better watch his back, a hungry young lion like Luther might start eyeballing his Intercontinental Title, and I don't think Shane can take him.
>Even though his announcing has improved, Michael Cole takes the "Nancy Boy Of The Month" award this month. If I were Jesse Ventura, I'd have slapped the blond streaks off of Cole a long time ago.
> Sean O'Haire has the right idea. If you want to make a huge impact, you have to go after an impact player. Does he have the cojones to take down Travis Wakeman? Si. But it will take more than that to defeat Wakeman. I don't think O'Haire has the stuff to beat Wakeman... yet.
Finally, this is a message to all wannabe feds out there: if you wrap a turd in silk, it's still a turd. No matter how much you over haul your shows to compete with ours, you will still be eating our dust. If your shows are a complete mind-f*ck to read, no amount of plastic surgery can save it. To paraphrase a certain hair-metal band from the 80's: TWF HEADS ARE THE BEST, F*CK THE REST!!!! I'm Gabe Morales, and this has been the Lowdown.
