January 29, 2005
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RAMPAGE MATCHES
TWF WORLD TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: BRADSHAW VS. DREW BLOOD
In what has been a very heated feud between the two, you have to wonder: How did Bradshaw become the newest star on Rampage? After hanging on the lower end of PT for a while, he's somehow taken everyone by storm, and I believe his surge will land him the victory over Drew Blood, who I believe hasn't pierced Bradshaw enough to throw him off his game…
TWF WOMEN's TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: ALEXIS LAREE VS. TRISH STRATUS
Whoa momma. Trish Stratus definitely has what it takes to manhan…dispose of Queen Laree. Trish is much more athletically sound and wrestles on a more consistent basis.
TWF KING OF CABLE TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: NEMESIS VS. JOE "THE SHOW" COREY
Joe the Show Corey has been avoiding Nemesis for a while now, throwing his lackeys at him left and right. I think sitting in the office has made Joe softer than he should be, therefore I've come to the scientific conclusion that Nemesis will whip Corey's ass.
PRIMETIME MATCHES
DRAGON's LAIR/TRIPLE THREAT TWF UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH
SHANE THOMPSON VS. CHARLIE HAAS VS. (c) DYLAN JANSENS
Whoa boy. If it were just Haas and Jansens, I'd say Dylan…but the emergence of Shane Thompson in this match has really turned this into one big free for all. Thompson has an ax to grind with Dylan Jansens after being involved in that Hell in the Cell match. It's that hatred which will blind Thompson, to Charlie Haas as I believe he will upset for the title.
TWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: JORDAN ROCKWELL VS. SEAN O'HAIRE
YOWSAS!~ This heated rivalry goes back to who knows when. And everybody knows not to expect a clean match in this one. I expect a Jordan Rockwell victory by DQ, or if Sean's lucky he just won't get caught.
TWF LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: AKIO w/ Sakoda VS. CHAVO GUERRERO
Wait, where's Ultimo in this match? This is a miscarriage of justice as Chavo did not get the three count on Ultimo on PT, the ref is an idiot. Why Akio's in this is a mystery, but whatever, Chavo with the win, but it won't matter cause in the end Ultimo's going to end up with the belt anyways.
GRUDGE MATCH
MUHAMMAD HASSAN w/ Tiger Ali Singh VS. KID GUNDAM
Everyone wants to see Hassan just go to hell, and he'll be sent there with the help of Yuji Matasamo, better known as Kid Gundam. Unfortunately, Hassan has got what it takes, and with Gundam being on a downside of a slump, Hassan is gonna get a landmark win at the Royal Rumble.
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
*Winner gets to decide which champion he wants to face at WrestleMania 6.
This is just always hard to call. You have a 1-30 chance of getting in right, but if I have to know something, it's that Travis Wakeman has a fire like none other right now. My peek upset pick would have to be Shelton Benjamin or Mike Austin. Batista is also not one to overlook. But when the pictures of the puzzle are pieced, Travis Wakeman will prevail…
SHOUTout "Who to look for…"
Mike Austin: After wining the New Year's Battle Royal, no one can deny he's got what it takes. With Flair in his corner and his hatred for his Uncle Steve, lord knows what he'll accomplish.
Sean O' Haire: After getting the huge win over Edge, he's used his new found power to get to the likes of the roster, and turn them against the New Breed, aka Shane McMahon's female puppies.
Sychotic: This kid looks solid after defeating Tajiri in one of the most awesome aerial displays in recent memory. I see the color of gold in his future…sooner rather than later. But he'll need to show he has the support of the crowd before the company will push him…
Jamal and Rosey: A tragic case in where nobody knows they really exist. I still can't believe no one's beaten these guys yet, oh wait…they haven't even faced Strife and Bahumat yet, who are in the other division. Just shows you how week that division is.
Jason Oliver: I'm wishing he had a brain…and a muzzle on his mouth. I guess the fact that he was trained by the most charismatic man the TWF ever saw, has gone to his head, which has a lot of rent for sale…Jason all I have to say is, RUN AWAY!~
