SHOUThis Part 2February 4, 2005
SHOUThis: Royal Rumble Recap
RAMPAGE MATCHES
TWF WORLD TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: BRADSHAW VS. DREW BLOOD
Eh. I didn't give Drew Blood a chance against the surging Bradshaw, but I was wrong. Not only did Drew school him, he got the rest of the Deadpool put in their place by making a very sutle point: "He doesn't need them!" Now I know what he was talking about
TWF WOMEN's TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: ALEXIS LAREE VS. TRISH STRATUS
I aced this one, as Trish made Alexis Laree the first edition of the TWF bobble head collection with a Chick Kick from Heaven. Nice victory here, solidifying her spot at the top of that division.
TWF KING OF CABLE TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: NEMESIS VS. JOE "THE SHOW" COREY
Science sucks. Joe is simply the best wrestler slash cheater at the Royal Rumble. There are a couple rumors floating around on who the camera guy is. But let us let the Rumor column be written out first, eh?
PRIMETIME MATCHES
DRAGON's LAIR/TRIPLE THREAT TWF UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH
SHANE THOMPSON VS. CHARLIE HAAS VS. (c) DYLAN JANSENS
This is the biggest upset all night. Thompson, by winning this match, has accomplished many things. Earning the respect he's longed for from the fans and from his fellow wrestlers. The fall out from this match should prove interesting as Jansens, Haas, Rockwell and even John Cena, that's right I said it, John Cena all could be contenders in the future.
TWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: JORDAN ROCKWELL VS. SEAN O'HAIRE
I called it, Sean O' Haire stole this match right from Rockwell. But the ref needs to start making these calls more often. Why is it the heels are so much smarter when it comes to cheating? Uhg.
TWF LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
CHALLENGER: AKIO w/ Sakoda VS. CHAVO GUERRERO
I didn't care before, and I don't care now. Where's Ultimo when you need him?
GRUDGE MATCH
MUHAMMAD HASSAN w/ Tiger Ali Singh VS. KID GUNDAM
Well, I was happy to get this wrong as Hassan gets schooled by the experienced Gundam. This is a huge blow to Hassan, as he gets geared for his future, but don't call him down yet, cause when you put in a mic in his hand people will listen.
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
*Winner gets to decide which champion he wants to face at WrestleMania 6.
Well Wakeman came close... But John Cena was more than deserving. He's been hanging on to the upper midcard spot on Rampage for so long, it's nice to see a new face on top.
SHOUTout "Big Ups Goes to…"
Rome: This inhuman machine annihilated all that stood in his way in the Royal Rumble match. Remember when we thought that we'd seen it all…we lied…
Shane Thompson: Of course, the man is the new Universal champ and obviously deserves big ups. The reason why he's on this list is because he had a contused shoulder to boot.
SHOUTout "What a Loser…"
Nemesis: You just can't seem to get a hold of the big one, I suggest you win matches or find a new day job
Steven Richards: You stretched your jaw only to get stretched by rookie Matt Cruz…idiot.
